#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 77

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@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

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@nimble totem started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @remote pumice and @deep shuttle out.

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@brave shore painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@turbid skiff started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@remote pumice accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@raw moss searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@deep shuttle found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@turbid skiff drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@deep shuttle dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @deep shuttle is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@nimble totem flossed their teeth with @remote pumice's shoelaces.

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@deep shuttle iwwegawy owoed to @remote pumice and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @deep shuttle died.

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@nimble totem was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @nimble totem died.

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@brave shore didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @brave shore died.

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@remote pumice accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @nimble totem
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @burnt storm
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 20, 2025, 11:39 PM

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long vine Dec 20, 2025, 11:42 PM

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limpid glacier Dec 20, 2025, 11:47 PM

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velvet peak Dec 20, 2025, 11:49 PM

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peak yoke Dec 21, 2025, 12:05 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 21, 2025, 12:15 AM

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proud lava Dec 21, 2025, 12:20 AM

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modern plover Dec 21, 2025, 12:26 AM

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nimble totem Dec 21, 2025, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 12:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @long vine, @velvet peak, @nimble totem, @proud lava, @modern plover, @raw moss, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@limpid glacier toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @limpid glacier died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@proud lava drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@velvet peak ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @velvet peak died.

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@modern plover found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@proud lava flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @proud lava's face off with its bare hands. @proud lava died.

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@modern plover shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @modern plover died.

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@deep shuttle discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@peak yoke had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @peak yoke wasn't a pie. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss popped @deep shuttle by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @deep shuttle died.

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@long vine and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @carmine cairn tattled on them.

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@nimble totem summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @nimble totem died.

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@raw moss tried to shoot @long vine using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @carmine cairn's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@raw moss teleported behind @long vine using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@raw moss tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @nimble totem
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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limpid glacier Dec 21, 2025, 12:38 AM

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raw moss Dec 21, 2025, 12:38 AM

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exotic saddle Dec 21, 2025, 12:42 AM

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proud lava Dec 21, 2025, 12:55 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 21, 2025, 1:10 AM

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modern plover Dec 21, 2025, 1:19 AM

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still quiver Dec 21, 2025, 1:20 AM

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turbid skiff Dec 21, 2025, 1:23 AM

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near mortar Dec 21, 2025, 1:29 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 21, 2025, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 1:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@proud lava, @limpid glacier, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @exotic saddle, @still quiver, @near mortar, @turbid skiff, @modern plover, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@exotic saddle tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@proud lava wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @proud lava died.

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@modern plover used their embezzled funds to shred through @limpid glacier with a Coin Gun. @limpid glacier died.

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@abstract thunder found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@exotic saddle went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @exotic saddle died.

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@raw moss, @carmine cairn, and @modern plover formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@turbid skiff has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @turbid skiff woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@near mortar almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@still quiver took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@abstract thunder drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@still quiver picked a fight with a goose. @still quiver died.

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@near mortar was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @near mortar died.

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@turbid skiff tried to use forbidden magic to erase @abstract thunder from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @abstract thunder die, so nothing actually happened.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@raw moss fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@abstract thunder will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@modern plover refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@turbid skiff came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@carmine cairn drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@modern plover was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@modern plover wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @modern plover's head. @modern plover died.

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The moon hit @abstract thunder's eye like a big pizza pie. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@raw moss didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @turbid skiff's. @turbid skiff died.

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@carmine cairn took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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After an intense fight, @carmine cairn was beaten by @raw moss in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @raw moss told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@carmine cairn built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@raw moss watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@raw moss watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@raw moss drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@carmine cairn spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @carmine cairn still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @modern plover
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @still quiver
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @limpid glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 21, 2025, 1:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 21, 2025, 1:45 AM

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near mortar Dec 21, 2025, 1:52 AM

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tame falcon Dec 21, 2025, 2:07 AM

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brave shore Dec 21, 2025, 2:21 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 21, 2025, 2:25 AM

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nova plover Dec 21, 2025, 2:41 AM

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long vine Dec 21, 2025, 2:52 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 21, 2025, 3:06 AM

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open steppe Dec 21, 2025, 3:10 AM

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static trout Dec 21, 2025, 3:20 AM

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limpid glacier Dec 21, 2025, 3:25 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tame falcon, @carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @open steppe, @near mortar, @static trout, @raw moss, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@tame falcon saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tame falcon died.

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@carmine cairn crafted @limpid glacier into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @limpid glacier died.

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@long vine is hvinga stroker n. @long vine died.

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@open steppe ran with scissors. @open steppe died.

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@brave shore was cornered by @steel sentinel, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@nova plover and @raw moss found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@tranquil wyvern built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @near mortar was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @near mortar died.

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@static trout saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @static trout died.

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@nova plover spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @raw moss, @steel sentinel leaned away and farted.

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@carmine cairn had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@brave shore's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Red Phasesaber was nice and clean, but their Tin Bow's string broke, and their Flower of Frost cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@steel sentinel was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@raw moss found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@brave shore equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @carmine cairn into approaching. @brave shore then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @carmine cairn with two Sniper Rifle shots. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @steel sentinel dyed.

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@brave shore got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @raw moss got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @brave shore died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @steel sentinel flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@steel sentinel burned @raw moss to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @steel sentinel for reading books. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @open steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 21, 2025, 3:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 3:37 AM

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long vine Dec 21, 2025, 3:38 AM

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open steppe Dec 21, 2025, 3:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 3:43 AM

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peak yoke Dec 21, 2025, 3:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 3:51 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 21, 2025, 4:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:10 AM

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rancid citrus Dec 21, 2025, 4:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:12 AM

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fiery belfry Dec 21, 2025, 4:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:15 AM

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glad kestrel Dec 21, 2025, 4:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:17 AM

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true wren Dec 21, 2025, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:25 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 21, 2025, 4:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:26 AM

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tight niche Dec 21, 2025, 4:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glad kestrel, @steel sentinel, @open steppe, @tight niche, @rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glad kestrel stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @glad kestrel died.

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@true wren went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@open steppe was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @open steppe died.

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@carmine cairn escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@rancid citrus failed to properly hydrate. @rancid citrus died.

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@fiery belfry trapped @raw moss in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@long vine walked into a bar. @steel sentinel laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@peak yoke got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @peak yoke, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @fiery belfry died.

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@true wren tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @true wren died.

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@long vine made some scary noises in the dark. @raw moss sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@carmine cairn spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@tight niche tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@steel sentinel told @raw moss that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @raw moss vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@raw moss swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 10th place: @open steppe

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 21, 2025, 4:40 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 21, 2025, 5:07 AM

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peak yoke Dec 21, 2025, 5:08 AM

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near mortar Dec 21, 2025, 5:10 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 21, 2025, 5:22 AM

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tight niche Dec 21, 2025, 5:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glad kestrel, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @long vine, @strong drum, and @true wren
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@peak yoke passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@glad kestrel felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @glad kestrel died.

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@long vine confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@tight niche wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @near mortar into an apple. @near mortar died.

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@strong drum was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@carmine cairn crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @steel sentinel laughed at them, not knowing that @carmine cairn was just a completionist.

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@raw moss shot @strong drum with a Water Gun. @strong drum shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@long vine gazed at clouds with @tight niche. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@peak yoke thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @peak yoke died.

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@true wren and @strong drum were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @true wren suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @strong drum turned around to look. @strong drum died.

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@true wren programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @true wren died.

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@steel sentinel purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @steel sentinel ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @raw moss randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@carmine cairn tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@long vine began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@tight niche spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @raw moss died.

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@long vine lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @long vine died.

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While playing at the beach, @steel sentinel buried @carmine cairn in the sand. It took @carmine cairn several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@steel sentinel went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@carmine cairn saw @steel sentinel standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @glad kestrel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 21, 2025, 5:37 AM

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open steppe Dec 21, 2025, 5:37 AM

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true wren Dec 21, 2025, 5:37 AM

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brave shore Dec 21, 2025, 5:44 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 21, 2025, 5:45 AM

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peak yoke Dec 21, 2025, 5:50 AM

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raw moss Dec 21, 2025, 5:55 AM

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glad kestrel Dec 21, 2025, 6:09 AM

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static trout Dec 21, 2025, 6:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 6:14 AM

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tight niche Dec 21, 2025, 6:29 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 21, 2025, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 6:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glad kestrel, @steel sentinel, @open steppe, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@glad kestrel was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @glad kestrel died.

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@long vine walked up to @open steppe and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @long vine, that kills people! @open steppe died.

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@brave shore covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@peak yoke found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @peak yoke walked out the door.

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@tight niche and @raw moss set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@static trout took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @static trout died.

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@true wren found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @peak yoke's. @peak yoke died.

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@true wren ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@brave shore used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@long vine was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @long vine died.

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@brave shore heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@tight niche met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tight niche ended up completely fine.

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@tight niche began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @true wren constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @true wren died.

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@raw moss placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@tight niche was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @open steppe

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Dec 21, 2025, 6:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 6:49 AM

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raw moss Dec 21, 2025, 6:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 6:49 AM

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peak yoke Dec 21, 2025, 6:49 AM

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glad kestrel Dec 21, 2025, 6:55 AM

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bb!register

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static trout Dec 21, 2025, 6:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 6:59 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 21, 2025, 7:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 7:22 AM

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tight niche Dec 21, 2025, 7:29 AM

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brave shore Dec 21, 2025, 7:31 AM

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bb!register

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tawny fulcrum Dec 21, 2025, 7:31 AM

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long vine Dec 21, 2025, 7:50 AM

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bb!register

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velvet peak Dec 21, 2025, 8:03 AM

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potent talon Dec 21, 2025, 8:26 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tawny fulcrum, @strong drum, @glad kestrel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, @static trout, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tawdry sedge, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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The fighting begins again!

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@tawny fulcrum tried to throw a Spear at @tawdry sedge before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@peak yoke built a floating city and named it "England".

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@livid shuttle and @raw moss played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@tight niche swung a Slap Hand at @potent talon and missed. However, @potent talon acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @tight niche to receive a yellow card.

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@carmine cairn was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@steel sentinel constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tawny fulcrum saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @long vine stabbed them in the back. @tawny fulcrum died.

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@strong drum drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @strong drum died.

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@glad kestrel purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@velvet peak heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@glad kestrel climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @glad kestrel died.

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@tight niche was arrested for killing @velvet peak with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @velvet peak died.

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@livid shuttle used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @raw moss tested this theory on @livid shuttle, who bounced, and ended up being right. @livid shuttle died.

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@tawdry sedge found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@near mortar suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@steel sentinel and @brave shore had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@static trout asked @potent talon to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @static trout died.

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@tight niche started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @carmine cairn is approaching @tawdry sedge!

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@brave shore released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @brave shore, but it was very satisfying.

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@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@peak yoke wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@long vine and @steel sentinel had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@potent talon managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@peak yoke asked for @potent talon's autograph. At first, @potent talon was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@carmine cairn commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@brave shore suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@potent talon was playing hide and seek with @steel sentinel and @raw moss, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @potent talon died.

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@long vine was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@tawdry sedge has fallen, and they can't get up. @tawdry sedge died.

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@steel sentinel found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@brave shore shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @brave shore's head. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche pickpocketed @carmine cairn, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@raw moss was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @raw moss die

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@long vine was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@steel sentinel tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tight niche mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @tight niche died.

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@long vine tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @long vine keeled over from a heart attack. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@raw moss tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@steel sentinel headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @carmine cairn had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@steel sentinel begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @carmine cairn's eye sockets. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @tawdry sedge
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glad kestrel Dec 21, 2025, 8:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 8:41 AM

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@glad kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 21, 2025, 8:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 8:41 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 21, 2025, 8:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 8:43 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 21, 2025, 9:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 9:10 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 21, 2025, 9:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 9:11 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 21, 2025, 9:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 9:15 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Dec 21, 2025, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 9:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

tawdry sedge Dec 21, 2025, 10:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 10:03 AM

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@tawdry sedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lime creek Dec 21, 2025, 10:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 10:14 AM

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@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 21, 2025, 10:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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proper wedge Dec 21, 2025, 10:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 10:30 AM

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@proper wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @glad kestrel, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @livid shuttle, @raw moss, @tawdry sedge, @lime creek, @proper wedge, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glad kestrel used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @glad kestrel died.

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@tight niche tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tranquil wyvern read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@long vine was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @long vine died.

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@proper wedge ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@tawdry sedge cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@amber ermine couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@steel sentinel decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@lime creek had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Revolver. Obviously, this failed.

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@livid shuttle and @tranquil wyvern had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@proper wedge grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@lime creek started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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No one told @livid shuttle that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@raw moss took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @raw moss died.

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@tawdry sedge warned @brave shore not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @brave shore trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@lime creek found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @lime creek died.

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Thanks to @amber ermine's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@proper wedge stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @proper wedge died.

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@tawdry sedge used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @tawdry sedge died.

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@steel sentinel explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tranquil wyvern put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@brave shore got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@tight niche tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@steel sentinel accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @steel sentinel allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@steel sentinel talked with @tight niche about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@steel sentinel was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @tight niche with its horns. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tawdry sedge
150 points go to 6th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Dec 21, 2025, 10:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 11:28 AM

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tight niche Dec 21, 2025, 11:28 AM

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glad kestrel Dec 21, 2025, 11:42 AM

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gray sky Dec 21, 2025, 12:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 12:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 12:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glad kestrel, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @sweet fractal, @tawdry sedge, @gray sky, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glad kestrel did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @glad kestrel died.

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@long vine somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@livid shuttle carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @livid shuttle died.

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@tawdry sedge was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@gray sky tried to strike @steel sentinel down, but @steel sentinel instead became more powerful than @gray sky could possibly imagine.

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@sweet fractal became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @jolly swift, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @jolly swift died.

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@tawdry sedge escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@tight niche tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @tight niche's mouth.

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@sweet fractal used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @sweet fractal died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tawdry sedge took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @tawdry sedge died.

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@gray sky started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@gray sky ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@tight niche found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@long vine and @tight niche were about to face off, but @long vine had to run off to the restroom first.

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@long vine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @tawdry sedge
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @glad kestrel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glad kestrel Dec 21, 2025, 12:37 PM

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near mortar Dec 21, 2025, 12:46 PM

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jolly swift Dec 21, 2025, 12:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 21, 2025, 1:04 PM

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long vine Dec 21, 2025, 1:14 PM

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short nymph Dec 21, 2025, 1:18 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 21, 2025, 1:21 PM

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tight niche Dec 21, 2025, 1:27 PM

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brave shore Dec 21, 2025, 1:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @short nymph, @sweet fractal, @glad kestrel, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @near mortar, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@tight niche solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@short nymph took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @short nymph died.

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@sweet fractal ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@sweet fractal went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @sweet fractal died.

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@near mortar cut a specific wire in @glad kestrel's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @glad kestrel died.

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@long vine's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @long vine died.

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@near mortar swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore and @jolly swift had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@steel sentinel wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@tight niche found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@brave shore placed chests all over the world except where @jolly swift was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@brave shore got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @brave shore died.

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@tight niche went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @glad kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @short nymph

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Dec 21, 2025, 1:42 PM

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icy trail Dec 21, 2025, 1:44 PM

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glad kestrel Dec 21, 2025, 2:04 PM

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long vine Dec 21, 2025, 2:06 PM

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tough raven Dec 21, 2025, 2:08 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 21, 2025, 2:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 2:09 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 21, 2025, 2:12 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 21, 2025, 2:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 2:21 PM

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candid imp Dec 21, 2025, 2:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 2:22 PM

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zinc cove Dec 21, 2025, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 2:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 21, 2025, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 2:27 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glad kestrel, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @icy trail, @carmine cairn, @tough raven, @zinc cove, @candid imp, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glad kestrel stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @glad kestrel died.

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@icy trail finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @icy trail died.

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@zinc cove played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @zinc cove. @zinc cove died.

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@candid imp traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @candid imp did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @candid imp died.

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@long vine traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@tough raven got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @tough raven died.

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@tight niche looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@tranquil wyvern started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@jolly swift drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@steel sentinel flexed so hard on @tranquil wyvern that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@steel sentinel found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tight niche forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn played rock-paper-scissors with @steel sentinel. @carmine cairn played paper. @steel sentinel played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @carmine cairn was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @tough raven
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @candid imp
100 points go to 9th place: @zinc cove
100 points go to 10th place: @icy trail

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Dec 21, 2025, 2:37 PM

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icy trail Dec 21, 2025, 2:53 PM

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zinc cove Dec 21, 2025, 2:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 21, 2025, 2:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 2:58 PM

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static trout Dec 21, 2025, 3:02 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 21, 2025, 3:20 PM

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tight niche Dec 21, 2025, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 3:29 PM

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brave shore Dec 21, 2025, 3:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 3:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

remote pumice Dec 21, 2025, 3:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 3:31 PM

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true wren Dec 21, 2025, 4:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:04 PM

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analog lintel Dec 21, 2025, 4:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:04 PM

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tough raven Dec 21, 2025, 4:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:12 PM

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jolly swift Dec 21, 2025, 4:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:29 PM

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@jolly swift, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @icy trail, @jolly swift, @tough raven, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @static trout, @zinc cove, @tight niche, and @analog lintel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore's booty was plundered by pirates. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@icy trail curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @icy trail in half. @icy trail died.

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@livid shuttle was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@jolly swift began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@analog lintel found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @static trout died.

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@zinc cove was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@zinc cove was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @zinc cove died.

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@tight niche took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@analog lintel's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @analog lintel died.

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@remote pumice damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@tough raven walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @tough raven died.

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@true wren tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@livid shuttle faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@true wren played Frisbee with @jolly swift using a Light Disc, but @jolly swift unfortunately didn't have five hands. @jolly swift died.

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@livid shuttle was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@remote pumice crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@carmine cairn found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@true wren couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@tight niche kept talking, but stopped after @true wren held up their hand. @true wren demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@carmine cairn overwhelmed @remote pumice with a storm of flying bananas. @remote pumice died.

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@true wren told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @true wren died.

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@tight niche found @carmine cairn sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@tight niche was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @tight niche barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @true wren
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @tough raven
100 points go to 9th place: @analog lintel
100 points go to 10th place: @zinc cove

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@exotic dirge couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@upbeat ore suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@true wren found some Diamond Ore. @remote pumice quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@livid shuttle got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@steel sentinel wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @steel sentinel died.

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@velvet peak threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@carmine cairn put two forward slashes in front of @livid shuttle and commented them out of existence. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn and @remote pumice ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@upbeat ore had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @upbeat ore died.

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The Nurse told @velvet peak they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @velvet peak died.

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@exotic dirge tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @exotic dirge died.

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@tight niche tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@tranquil wyvern transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@true wren activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@true wren discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @true wren died.

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@tight niche started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@jolly swift was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

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@remote pumice tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@remote pumice wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @remote pumice through the wall. @remote pumice died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tight niche's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@tight niche went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic dirge
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat ore
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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amber ermine Dec 21, 2025, 7:54 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@violet saffron, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @true wren, @fierce ermine, @static trout, @raw moss, @tall peak, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@raw moss felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @static trout took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@true wren fired their bow at @amber ermine, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @true wren gave up.

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@violet saffron read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @violet saffron then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @violet saffron died.

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@carmine cairn laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@velvet peak hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @velvet peak died.

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@true wren accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @true wren died.

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@fierce ermine saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @fierce ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @static trout by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @static trout died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @tranquil wyvern was the trumpet, @tight niche was the clarinetist, @amber ermine was the drummer, and @tall peak was the drum. @tall peak died.

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@peak yoke started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@tight niche rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@peak yoke tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@amber ermine became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @tranquil wyvern's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@tight niche tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@carmine cairn tried to stab @raw moss, but @raw moss's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @tall peak
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @fierce ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 21, 2025, 8:42 PM

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amber ermine Dec 21, 2025, 9:57 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 21, 2025, 10:19 PM

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static trout Dec 21, 2025, 10:33 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@violet saffron, @carmine cairn, @rare quest, @stark spindle, @velvet peak, @faint summit, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @raw moss, @worthy socket, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@rare quest thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @rare quest died.

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@violet saffron hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@peak yoke found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@stark spindle fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @stark spindle died.

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@velvet peak was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@faint summit's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @faint summit died.

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@fiery canyon unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @fiery canyon died.

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@static trout complained to @worthy socket that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@worthy socket hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@static trout used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @static trout died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @amber ermine accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@worthy socket used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @worthy socket died.

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@violet saffron used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@peak yoke tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tight niche's head instead. @tight niche died.

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@violet saffron was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@carmine cairn tried to deal a finishing blow to @raw moss, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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All that glitters is not gold. @peak yoke disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@peak yoke went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @peak yoke died.

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@violet saffron decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@carmine cairn replaced @amber ermine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @carmine cairn stopped because their voice became horse.

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@raw moss tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@violet saffron used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@violet saffron tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @violet saffron died.

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@carmine cairn turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @violet saffron
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @worthy socket
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 10th place: @faint summit

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 21, 2025, 11:40 PM

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peak yoke Dec 21, 2025, 11:42 PM

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long vine Dec 21, 2025, 11:43 PM

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worthy socket Dec 21, 2025, 11:53 PM

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near mortar Dec 21, 2025, 11:56 PM

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proud lava Dec 21, 2025, 11:59 PM

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junior arrow Dec 22, 2025, 12:00 AM

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deep shuttle Dec 22, 2025, 12:17 AM

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fiery canyon Dec 22, 2025, 12:25 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 12:25 AM

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velvet dune Dec 22, 2025, 12:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@junior arrow, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @velvet dune, @proud lava, @fiery canyon, @near mortar, @raw moss, @worthy socket, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
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@junior arrow ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @junior arrow died.

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@long vine got tired of @proud lava trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @proud lava at a Sawmill. @proud lava died.

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@peak yoke accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@carmine cairn sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@fiery canyon was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @fiery canyon died.

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@worthy socket chased @near mortar with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @near mortar died.

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@worthy socket jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @worthy socket died.

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@raw moss rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @raw moss's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@long vine became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@deep shuttle insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @peak yoke insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @peak yoke, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet dune stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @velvet dune's ego received a small boost.

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@raw moss accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @raw moss.

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@carmine cairn and @deep shuttle engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @deep shuttle blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @deep shuttle died.

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@long vine dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @raw moss fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@carmine cairn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@velvet dune went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @velvet dune's fault.

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@raw moss was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @raw moss let them be.

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@long vine attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@velvet dune greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @velvet dune died.

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@long vine took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@raw moss smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@long vine fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @worthy socket
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Dec 22, 2025, 12:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 12:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 22, 2025, 12:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 12:39 AM

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@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Dec 22, 2025, 12:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 12:39 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glad kestrel Dec 22, 2025, 12:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 12:55 AM

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@glad kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Dec 22, 2025, 1:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:00 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 1:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:03 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 22, 2025, 1:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:04 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 1:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 22, 2025, 1:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:26 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk barn Dec 22, 2025, 1:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:27 AM

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@silk barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brave shore Dec 22, 2025, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glad kestrel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @abstract thunder, @fiery canyon, @raw moss, @silk barn, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glad kestrel's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @glad kestrel died.

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@long vine bragged to @raw moss about their combat skills. @raw moss didn't really know @long vine and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@long vine sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @long vine died.

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@fiery canyon overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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Poor @deep shuttle. @deep shuttle keeps getting pinged over and over again. @deep shuttle is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @deep shuttle. @deep shuttle. @deep shuttle.

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@brave shore wrote @abstract thunder's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @abstract thunder died.

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@fiery canyon challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @fiery canyon died.

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@deep shuttle stopped a meteor from crushing @brave shore and @fiery belfry with their own body. @deep shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@silk barn equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @silk barn died.

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@fiery belfry tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@tranquil wyvern ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@raw moss looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@raw moss tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 9th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 22, 2025, 1:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 22, 2025, 1:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:42 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 22, 2025, 1:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 1:54 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 22, 2025, 2:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:00 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 22, 2025, 2:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 22, 2025, 2:12 AM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 22, 2025, 2:22 AM

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bb!register