epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

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[strong drum]

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[brave shore]

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[long vine]

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[true wren]

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[glacial totem]

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[carmine cairn]

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[amber ermine]

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[modern plover]

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[near mortar]

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[finite spire]

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[steel sentinel]

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[fathom barn]

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[true wren]

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[tight niche]

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[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @finite spire, @fathom barn, @strong drum, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @true wren, @modern plover, @near mortar, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fathom barn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

@raw moss found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @long vine died.

@strong drum was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @near mortar caught them in time.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @finite spire's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@brave shore distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@glacial totem got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

@modern plover always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @modern plover died.

@near mortar was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @near mortar died.

@true wren went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @true wren decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@amber ermine ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @amber ermine died.

@glacial totem finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tight niche caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@true wren solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

@fathom barn drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@steel sentinel wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @glacial totem on a spit. @glacial totem died.

@brave shore used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @strong drum excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @strong drum died.

@finite spire tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @finite spire died.

@brave shore neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @brave shore died.

@true wren saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @fathom barn instead. @fathom barn died.

@true wren tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @true wren died.

@steel sentinel opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@tight niche almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

@tight niche asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@steel sentinel screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@steel sentinel ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @carmine cairn before they could say "Zoinks!" @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@raw moss found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@steel sentinel gave a hug to @tight niche and almost choked them to death!

@raw moss pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@tight niche drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@steel sentinel found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@tight niche picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @finite spire
100 points go to 9th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith timber]

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[gleaming grove]

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[strong drum]

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[fathom barn]

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[gleaming grove]

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[true wren]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

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[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery canyon]

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[gleaming grove]

@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

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[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vagrant storm]

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[gleaming grove]

@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @zenith timber, @vagrant storm, @long vine, @true wren, and @strong drum
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine stole @tight niche's lemons. @tight niche got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @long vine's house down.

@fiery canyon iwwegawy owoed to @glacial totem and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @fiery canyon died.

@strong drum aimed a spinning toy at @true wren, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@fathom barn tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @fathom barn died.

@raw moss mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@vagrant storm tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @glacial totem's head instead. @glacial totem died.

@strong drum tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

@zenith timber asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @true wren, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @zenith timber to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @zenith timber died.

@long vine dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @long vine died.

@vagrant storm tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@raw moss crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tight niche laughed at them, not knowing that @raw moss was just a completionist.

@true wren discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @true wren died.

@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@strong drum opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @strong drum's neck. @strong drum died.

@raw moss wrote @vagrant storm's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 4th place: @strong drum
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith timber
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

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[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[glacial totem]

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[unreal moat]

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[gleaming grove]

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[brave shore]

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[gleaming grove]

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[strong drum]

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[junior arrow]

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[velvet peak]

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[brave shore]

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[ashen spire]

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[gleaming grove]

@ashen spire, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @ashen spire, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, @strong drum, @velvet peak, and @junior arrow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unreal moat tried to kill @junior arrow by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@livid shuttle found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @livid shuttle died.

@glacial totem made fun of @strong drum for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @strong drum shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @glacial totem died.

@unreal moat tried to launch a poison dart frog at @brave shore through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @unreal moat has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @unreal moat died.

@strong drum told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @strong drum died.

Out of boredom, @raw moss used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@ashen spire found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@long vine merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@velvet peak was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @velvet peak died.

@raw moss and @long vine were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

@brave shore will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@tight niche found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@junior arrow tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @junior arrow died.

@tranquil wyvern used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@tranquil wyvern disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @long vine, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @long vine died.

@raw moss underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@brave shore became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@ashen spire's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @ashen spire! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@ashen spire forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @ashen spire died.

The moon hit @tranquil wyvern's eye like a big pizza pie. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@brave shore ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @brave shore died.

@tight niche tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @junior arrow
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

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[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

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[gleaming grove]

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[strong drum]

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[ashen spire]

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[gleaming grove]

@ashen spire, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet peak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[junior arrow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@junior arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@junior arrow, @strong drum, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @ashen spire, @fiery belfry, @raw moss, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@strong drum spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tranquil wyvern. @strong drum died.

@velvet peak summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @velvet peak died.

@fiery belfry used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@raw moss started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @raw moss died.

@junior arrow sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@tranquil wyvern used their embezzled funds to shred through @ashen spire with a Coin Gun. @ashen spire died.

@long vine drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@junior arrow was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @junior arrow died.

@tight niche hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tranquil wyvern randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

@tight niche hid from @brave shore after @long vine exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@tranquil wyvern flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@long vine tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @long vine died.

@brave shore was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @tight niche's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @junior arrow
150 points go to 6th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 10th place: @strong drum

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[junior arrow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@junior arrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cursive cove]

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[gleaming grove]

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[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel tartan]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel tartan, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[strong drum]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@strong drum, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @long vine, @brave shore, @cursive cove, @strong drum, @true wren, @junior arrow, and @steel tartan
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche slammed @livid shuttle into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @livid shuttle died.

@tranquil wyvern used the power of Flex Tape to stick @raw moss in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @raw moss's suffering to a swift end. @raw moss died.

@cursive cove challenged @brave shore to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @brave shore's turn to win. @cursive cove died.

@steel tartan squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@true wren decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@turbid skiff and @strong drum got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@junior arrow thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

@strong drum somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @strong drum's chests for the rest of its life.

@remote pumice was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@long vine befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@steel tartan tried to confess their love to @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@junior arrow broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @junior arrow died.

@true wren became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@steel tartan used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @steel tartan died.

After opening a present, @tight niche discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

@turbid skiff had a terrible night. @turbid skiff died.

While in the Underground Jungle, @strong drum used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @strong drum died.

@true wren wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @true wren through the wall. @true wren died.

@tranquil wyvern decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@long vine sacrificed @remote pumice by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @remote pumice died.

@brave shore gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @brave shore died.

@tight niche wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@long vine brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@long vine tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@tight niche dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@long vine laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@tight niche looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@long vine was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @long vine into the freezing cold water. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 10th place: @junior arrow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@limpid glacier got burninated by Tim. @limpid glacier died.

@steel tartan listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @steel tartan saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

Tired of eating plain toast, @fiery belfry started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@static trout tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @static trout died.

@unreal moat uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @unreal moat died.

@long vine took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@strong drum was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@tight niche sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@tight niche found some Diamond Ore. @brave shore quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@fiery belfry jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @fiery belfry died.

@steel tartan tried to destroy @strong drum by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@long vine challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @long vine died.

@strong drum activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

@remote pumice tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@tight niche was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@steel tartan felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@brave shore touched @remote pumice's gun without permission. @brave shore died.

@strong drum used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @strong drum died.

@steel tartan tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@tight niche built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@steel tartan faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@tight niche broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

Celestial creatures started invading! @remote pumice knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@steel tartan wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @steel tartan died.

@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Chlorophyte Saber.

@tight niche dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @remote pumice, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @remote pumice died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel tartan
150 points go to 4th place: @strong drum
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gaunt gale]

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

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[static trout]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @sturdy sluice, @amber ermine, @static trout, @gaunt gale, @long vine, @brave shore, @true wren, and @strong drum
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@long vine had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@sturdy sluice started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@amber ermine spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@tight niche asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

@sturdy sluice shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @sturdy sluice's head. @sturdy sluice died.

@amber ermine was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @amber ermine died.

@brave shore and @jolly swift played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@static trout is hvinga stroker n. @static trout died.

@gaunt gale found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@gaunt gale hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @gaunt gale died.

@jolly swift crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @jolly swift's entire body.

@tight niche took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@true wren walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @true wren died.

@strong drum used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

@strong drum got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @strong drum, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @strong drum died.

@tranquil wyvern kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tranquil wyvern red. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @brave shore decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @jolly swift into fertilizer. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche kept talking, but stopped after @brave shore held up their hand. @brave shore demonstrated the power of the Force.

@brave shore overwhelmed @long vine with a storm of flying bananas. @long vine died.

@tight niche found a room full of Bunny Banners in @brave shore's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @brave shore. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @gaunt gale
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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[worthy ocean]

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[true wren]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @worthy ocean, @amber ermine, @static trout, @brave shore, @true wren, @strong drum, and @steel tartan
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The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@worthy ocean and @brave shore were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @worthy ocean, but left @brave shore alone because they smelled funny. @worthy ocean died.

@strong drum was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@carmine cairn was furious at @steel tartan for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @carmine cairn's special someone!

@true wren tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@jolly swift wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@static trout insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @amber ermine insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @amber ermine died.

@strong drum blew @static trout to bits using an exploding bed. @static trout died.

@carmine cairn started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@steel tartan started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@strong drum took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @strong drum died.

@steel tartan wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @steel tartan died.

@true wren accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @true wren died.

@brave shore damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@jolly swift started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@tight niche vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @tight niche died.

@brave shore thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @worthy ocean

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[weary crane]

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[near mortar]

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[carmine cairn]

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[proper wedge]

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[tight niche]

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[velvet peak]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@strong drum, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @steel tartan, @tranquil wyvern, @worthy ocean, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @near mortar, @proper wedge, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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The fighting begins again!

@strong drum ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @strong drum died.

@worthy ocean tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @worthy ocean's brains. @worthy ocean died.

@livid shuttle placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@true wren unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @true wren died.

@steel tartan wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@jolly swift found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@tight niche patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @proper wedge in disguise.

@amber ermine came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@near mortar asked @jolly swift to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @near mortar died.

@proper wedge tried to save @steel tartan's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @proper wedge died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @proper wedge died.

@amber ermine and @tight niche swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

@velvet peak won in a fight against @amber ermine by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @amber ermine died.

@carmine cairn fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @velvet peak and @steel tartan to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@velvet peak shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @velvet peak's face. @velvet peak died.

@jolly swift walked up to @steel tartan and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @jolly swift, that kills people! @steel tartan died.

@weary crane felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tight niche setting explosives beneath them. @weary crane died.

While playing at the beach, @jolly swift buried @carmine cairn in the sand. It took @carmine cairn several hours to dig themselves back out.

@tight niche hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@tranquil wyvern accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@carmine cairn got quantum-entangled with @jolly swift, and used this opportunity to force @jolly swift to pick their own nose.

@tranquil wyvern picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@tight niche tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@jolly swift joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche pointed a wooden wand at @carmine cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@tight niche went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @proper wedge
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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[nova plover]

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[worthy ocean]

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[fiery canyon]

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[lapis mountain]

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[true wren]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[kind scroll]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @worthy ocean, @velvet peak, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @nova plover, @lapis mountain, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@carmine cairn killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@kind scroll was tired of @worthy ocean constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @worthy ocean's front yard. @worthy ocean died.

@lapis mountain found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@nova plover started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @velvet peak forced them to put in some more effort.

@static trout got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@tight niche brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@velvet peak had the high ground, but @true wren just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @velvet peak toppling to their doom. @velvet peak died.

@livid shuttle was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @nova plover tried putting @livid shuttle back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @livid shuttle died.

@kind scroll and @true wren engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @true wren blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @true wren died.

@static trout donated all of their organs to those in need. @static trout died.

@nova plover ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @nova plover died.

@tight niche and @fiery canyon were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@tight niche was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@lapis mountain used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @lapis mountain didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @lapis mountain died.

@amber ermine entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @amber ermine died.

@kind scroll compressed @fiery canyon until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @fiery canyon died.

@tight niche buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

@carmine cairn watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@kind scroll started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @kind scroll died.

@carmine cairn watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@tight niche drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@carmine cairn accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @lapis mountain
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[carmine cairn]

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[true wren]

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fathom barn]

bb!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @worthy ocean, @velvet peak, @true wren, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@fathom barn put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @fathom barn died.

@worthy ocean stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @worthy ocean died.

@steel sentinel was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@velvet peak was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @velvet peak died.

@amber ermine started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@tranquil wyvern performed open heart surgery on @nova plover, even though @nova plover never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @nova plover died.

@tight niche befriended @carmine cairn by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@true wren started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@amber ermine smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @tranquil wyvern died.

@true wren wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @true wren's head. @true wren died.

@carmine cairn was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @worthy ocean
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fathom barn]

bb!register

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[true wren]

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[fiery canyon]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[velvet peak]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[fathom barn]

bb!register

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@fathom barn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

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[turbid skiff]

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[vocal oasis]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fiery canyon, @fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @vocal oasis, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @true wren, @velvet peak, and @steel tartan
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@fiery canyon tickled @fathom barn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Lead Broadsword. @fiery canyon died.

@steel tartan was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@jolly swift tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@true wren started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @true wren suddenly didn't feel so good. @true wren died.

@velvet peak hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

@velvet peak fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @velvet peak died.

@steel sentinel told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tight niche and @turbid skiff.

@nova plover stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@steel tartan failed to properly hydrate. @steel tartan died.

@nova plover went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @nova plover died.

@jolly swift wondered what Obama's last name is.

@remote pumice was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@turbid skiff took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @turbid skiff died.

@steel sentinel invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@carmine cairn, @tight niche, and @fathom barn made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@vocal oasis fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @vocal oasis died.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @remote pumice tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@jolly swift was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tight niche landed in a pool of water. @tranquil wyvern did not. @tranquil wyvern died.

@fathom barn mistook @steel sentinel's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @fathom barn died.

@carmine cairn tried to steal @jolly swift's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@tight niche ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@jolly swift learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @jolly swift died.

@remote pumice paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Sapphire Staff.

@remote pumice was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn got tired of @tight niche trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @tight niche at a Sawmill. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@carmine cairn was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @vocal oasis
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[steel tartan]

bb!register

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[velvet peak]

bb!register

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[worthy ocean]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[fiery canyon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[languid lotus]

bb!register

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[reef parcel]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @worthy ocean, @carmine cairn, @reef parcel, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @static trout, @languid lotus, @velvet peak, and @steel tartan
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

@carmine cairn vaporized @fiery canyon with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @fiery canyon died.

@steel sentinel used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

@glacial totem decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@tranquil wyvern zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@static trout tried to shoot an apple off of @jolly swift's head. @static trout's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @jolly swift died.

@nova plover drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@worthy ocean spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @worthy ocean still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @worthy ocean died.

@reef parcel invited @languid lotus to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @reef parcel was mauled by wolves. @reef parcel died.

@velvet peak created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @nova plover got too close while watching. @nova plover died.

@steel tartan found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@static trout was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @static trout barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @static trout died.

@carmine cairn donned a Martian costume and chased @languid lotus in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @languid lotus died.

@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @velvet peak. @velvet peak died.

@steel sentinel sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@steel tartan, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @steel tartan died.

@tranquil wyvern didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @tranquil wyvern died.

After an intense fight, @carmine cairn was beaten by @glacial totem in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @glacial totem told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

@steel sentinel used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@tight niche was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @carmine cairn died.

@glacial totem ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @languid lotus
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fiery canyon]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

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[amber ermine]

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[velvet peak]

bb!register

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[static trout]

bb!register

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cold prism]

Bb!register

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@cold prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vagrant storm]

bb!register

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @velvet peak, @cold prism, @vagrant storm, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @raw moss, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@cold prism watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@steel sentinel confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@amber ermine contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@sweet fractal was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @sweet fractal died.

@velvet peak heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @velvet peak died.

A monkey dramatically raised @cold prism up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @cold prism off said cliff. @cold prism died.

@raw moss gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @fiery canyon, who was in the front row. @fiery canyon died.

@remote pumice made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @static trout joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @static trout died.

@carmine cairn tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@amber ermine tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@steel sentinel started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @steel sentinel - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @steel sentinel then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@raw moss was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@vagrant storm ran out of bullets while fighting @amber ermine, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @amber ermine died.

@steel sentinel practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn and @remote pumice got their chainsaws ready.

@raw moss used a Medusa Head on @vagrant storm and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @vagrant storm died.

@remote pumice dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @remote pumice died.

@steel sentinel and @raw moss had a very merry unbirthday party together. @carmine cairn found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@carmine cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@raw moss tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@raw moss was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

The Nurse told @steel sentinel they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 9th place: @cold prism
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery canyon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@nimble totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @static trout, @nimble totem, @modern plover, @brave shore, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@true wren was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@fiery canyon was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @fiery canyon died.

@static trout found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @static trout died.

@carmine cairn built a floating city and named it "England".

@raw moss tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @raw moss extremely rich.

@modern plover's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @modern plover died.

@brave shore drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @brave shore died.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @true wren's. @true wren died.

@steel sentinel made up their own language and used it to threaten @remote pumice, who simply scratched their head.

@nimble totem tried to use forbidden magic to erase @carmine cairn from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @carmine cairn die, so nothing actually happened.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @raw moss spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@carmine cairn told @raw moss a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@steel sentinel threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @steel sentinel unlocked the power of flight!

@remote pumice saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@nimble totem had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@remote pumice met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @remote pumice ended up completely fine.

@nimble totem started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @nimble totem soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @nimble totem died.

@remote pumice used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @remote pumice died.

@steel sentinel tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@raw moss lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@steel sentinel purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @steel sentinel ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@carmine cairn toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @nimble totem
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[nova plover]

bb!register

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@peak yoke went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@remote pumice suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@nova plover 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @livid shuttle to death. @livid shuttle died.

@static trout couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@glacial totem accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@long vine headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@raw moss blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @raw moss's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@brave shore went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@peak yoke and @static trout huddled around @steel sentinel to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @steel sentinel's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@glacial totem stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @glacial totem died.

@remote pumice tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Platinum Shortsword instead of a Bug Net.

@long vine started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@brave shore heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @brave shore stopped because their voice became horse.

Thanks to @static trout's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @raw moss's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @static trout died.

@peak yoke put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @peak yoke died.

@brave shore gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @brave shore died.

@remote pumice somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@nova plover took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @nova plover died.

@raw moss made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@long vine preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

@remote pumice fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@steel sentinel tried to attack @long vine with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@carmine cairn found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@raw moss placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Flintlock Pistol.

@carmine cairn fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

A mysterious stranger gave @long vine a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @raw moss with it. However, @long vine clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @long vine died.

@raw moss clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[strong drum]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@strong drum, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[analog lintel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@analog lintel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[worthy socket]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@worthy socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @analog lintel, @raw moss, @worthy socket, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @strong drum
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @livid shuttle died.

@analog lintel received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @analog lintel died.

@static trout told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @static trout. @static trout died.

@worthy socket accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@steel sentinel made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@peak yoke accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @peak yoke died.

@long vine saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @long vine died.

@raw moss wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@strong drum tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@strong drum fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @strong drum died.

@nova plover encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @nova plover died.

@worthy socket forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @worthy socket died.

@raw moss stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@carmine cairn invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@carmine cairn built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@steel sentinel made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @worthy socket
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @strong drum
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @analog lintel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[analog lintel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@analog lintel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@worthy socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[strong drum]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@strong drum, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[golden stone]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@golden stone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @strong drum, @carmine cairn, @golden stone, @brave shore, @livid shuttle, @static trout, @potent talon, @raw moss, @worthy socket, @analog lintel, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@golden stone fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@steel sentinel was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@golden stone started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @golden stone died.

@peak yoke flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @static trout when the world was flipped.

@livid shuttle took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @livid shuttle died.

@potent talon shot their Snowball Cannon to the left of @static trout just to scare them. @static trout heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @static trout died.

There was a snake in @potent talon's boot! @potent talon died.

@raw moss couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Gold Shortsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @raw moss's heart and brain. @raw moss died.

@worthy socket didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @worthy socket died.

@analog lintel started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @analog lintel died.

@peak yoke was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @peak yoke died.