#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 72

gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 8:37 AM

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @dense pine
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 16, 2025, 8:38 AM

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hidden moth Dec 16, 2025, 9:21 AM

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tight niche Dec 16, 2025, 9:29 AM

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turbid skiff Dec 16, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gray sky Dec 16, 2025, 9:39 AM

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled tusk Dec 16, 2025, 10:28 AM

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zenith root Dec 16, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 10:29 AM

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astral marsh Dec 16, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 10:29 AM

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brave shore Dec 16, 2025, 10:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 10:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @astral marsh, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @vagrant storm, @hidden moth, @gray sky, @brave shore, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@amber ermine landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @amber ermine accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @amber ermine died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @sweet fractal was flattened by a road roller. @sweet fractal died.

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@turbid skiff had a terrible night. @turbid skiff died.

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@vagrant storm got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @vagrant storm died.

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@gray sky heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@hidden moth was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @hidden moth died.

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@gray sky heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@zenith root found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@zenith root embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @zenith root tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @zenith root died.

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@brave shore spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@livid shuttle tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @livid shuttle died.

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@grizzled tusk used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @grizzled tusk died.

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@astral marsh joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @astral marsh was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@tight niche built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@tight niche flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @tight niche's face off with its bare hands. @tight niche died.

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@astral marsh accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @astral marsh died.

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@raw moss accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral marsh
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @hidden moth
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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abstract thunder Dec 16, 2025, 10:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 10:39 AM

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amber ermine Dec 16, 2025, 10:39 AM

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astral marsh Dec 16, 2025, 10:39 AM

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long vine Dec 16, 2025, 10:48 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 16, 2025, 10:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 10:50 AM

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nova plover Dec 16, 2025, 10:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 10:50 AM

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brave shore Dec 16, 2025, 11:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 11:01 AM

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raw moss Dec 16, 2025, 11:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 11:14 AM

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tight niche Dec 16, 2025, 11:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 11:29 AM

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fiery belfry Dec 16, 2025, 11:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 11:29 AM

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vagrant storm Dec 16, 2025, 11:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 11:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @astral marsh, @nova plover, @raw moss, @vagrant storm, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@fiery belfry found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @tight niche to check it out. @tight niche decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@amber ermine realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@raw moss found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tranquil wyvern and @vagrant storm played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@abstract thunder and @raw moss played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@long vine huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @vagrant storm also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tranquil wyvern stole @nova plover's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @nova plover was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@astral marsh tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @nova plover. Apparently, not that many. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@raw moss read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @raw moss then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @raw moss died.

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@abstract thunder mistook @tight niche's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @abstract thunder died.

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@astral marsh's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @astral marsh died.

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@long vine tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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After partying all night, @fiery belfry was shot by @vagrant storm in a swimming pool. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tranquil wyvern discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore saw @vagrant storm standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @vagrant storm died.

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@tight niche joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@brave shore tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@tight niche handed @brave shore a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @brave shore died.

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@long vine drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @astral marsh
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 16, 2025, 11:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 11:39 AM

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hidden moth Dec 16, 2025, 11:40 AM

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fiery belfry Dec 16, 2025, 11:41 AM

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gray sky Dec 16, 2025, 11:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 16, 2025, 11:48 AM

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astral marsh Dec 16, 2025, 11:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 11:59 AM

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kind scroll Dec 16, 2025, 12:17 PM

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true wren Dec 16, 2025, 12:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 12:21 PM

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tight niche Dec 16, 2025, 12:28 PM

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vagrant storm Dec 16, 2025, 12:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @kind scroll, @astral marsh, @vagrant storm, @hidden moth, @gray sky, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hidden moth attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@long vine held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@livid shuttle found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@tight niche didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @livid shuttle's. @livid shuttle died.

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@astral marsh headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @vagrant storm had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@true wren and @gray sky farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@kind scroll built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@kind scroll tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @kind scroll died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tranquil wyvern thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@tight niche flexed so hard on @hidden moth that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @hidden moth died.

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@gray sky cornered @true wren at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @true wren started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@gray sky used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @gray sky died.

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@fiery belfry wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @long vine died.

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@tight niche got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@astral marsh picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @astral marsh died.

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@true wren was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@vagrant storm tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @vagrant storm died.

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@true wren rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @true wren's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@true wren stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @true wren died.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @true wren
150 points go to 4th place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 5th place: @astral marsh
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @hidden moth
100 points go to 10th place: @kind scroll

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Dec 16, 2025, 12:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 12:43 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 1:06 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 16, 2025, 1:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 1:07 PM

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next hemlock Dec 16, 2025, 1:08 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 16, 2025, 1:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 1:13 PM

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gray sky Dec 16, 2025, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 1:28 PM

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brave shore Dec 16, 2025, 1:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 1:29 PM

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tight niche Dec 16, 2025, 1:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 1:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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zenith root Dec 16, 2025, 1:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 1:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Dec 16, 2025, 1:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 1:48 PM

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nova plover Dec 16, 2025, 2:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 2:10 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 16, 2025, 2:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 2:21 PM

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hearty oracle Dec 16, 2025, 2:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 16, 2025, 2:24 PM

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@hearty oracle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @gray sky, @long vine, @hearty oracle, @brave shore, @zenith root, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@brave shore claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@livid shuttle started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @livid shuttle decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@carmine cairn entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@gray sky managed to kill @livid shuttle by doing absolutely nothing. @livid shuttle died.

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@next hemlock murdered @amber ermine by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@nova plover tied up @hearty oracle and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @hearty oracle to die. However, @hearty oracle managed to escape from their bonds.

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@zenith root tried to deal a finishing blow to @long vine, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@next hemlock was buried under an avalanche that @zenith root had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @next hemlock died.

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@hearty oracle messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@true wren verbally roasted @nova plover so hard that they burst into flames. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tight niche thought her hands were more interesting.

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Santa Claus asked @tranquil wyvern what they wanted for Christmas. @tranquil wyvern replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@carmine cairn did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @gray sky, who happened to be watching. @gray sky died.

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@long vine was stalking @tranquil wyvern's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @long vine died.

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@hearty oracle cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@zenith root invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@brave shore wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@carmine cairn found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@tight niche accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tight niche allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@zenith root tried to strike @tight niche down, but @tight niche instead became more powerful than @zenith root could possibly imagine.

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@brave shore used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@true wren constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@hearty oracle forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@carmine cairn tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@hearty oracle finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @hearty oracle died.

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@zenith root had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@carmine cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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While playing at the beach, @tranquil wyvern buried @tight niche in the sand. It took @tight niche several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@true wren began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@brave shore and @tight niche relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@brave shore was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @true wren tried putting @brave shore back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @brave shore died.

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@zenith root decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @zenith root died.

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@true wren contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @true wren died.

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@tight niche crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@carmine cairn met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @carmine cairn ended up completely fine.

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@carmine cairn took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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After @tranquil wyvern drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@tight niche became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@tight niche couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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@peak yoke watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@jolly swift wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@livid shuttle accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @tight niche stopped because their voice became horse.

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@analog lintel accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @analog lintel died.

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@radiant stump became convinced that @true wren was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @true wren, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@hard scaffold started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @hard scaffold - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @hard scaffold then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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Poor @steel tartan. @steel tartan keeps getting pinged over and over again. @steel tartan is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @steel tartan. @steel tartan. @steel tartan.

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@carmine cairn ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@gray sky was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@peak yoke stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@amber ermine and @steel tartan were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @amber ermine, but left @steel tartan alone because they smelled funny. @amber ermine died.

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@steel tartan went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tight niche had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @steel tartan died.

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@jolly swift was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@tranquil wyvern started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tranquil wyvern is still slurping that noodle.

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@radiant stump drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @radiant stump died.

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@carmine cairn fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@hard scaffold greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @hard scaffold died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@true wren challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @true wren died.

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@tight niche's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Shadewood Sword was nice and clean, but their Demon Bow's string broke, and their Staff of Earth cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@jolly swift tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @tight niche's face. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @hard scaffold
100 points go to 7th place: @radiant stump
100 points go to 8th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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@carmine cairn walked up to @nova plover and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @carmine cairn, that kills people! @nova plover died.

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@steel tartan almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@fiery canyon read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@radiant stump became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @jolly swift had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @radiant stump's suffering. @radiant stump died.

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There was a snake in @near mortar's boot! @near mortar died.

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@tribal orchid fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @tribal orchid died.

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@peak yoke was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @peak yoke died.

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@steel tartan tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @steel tartan died.

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@tight niche, @fiery canyon, and @tranquil wyvern raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@jolly swift accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @jolly swift died.

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@fiery canyon tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @fiery canyon died.

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@true wren and @tranquil wyvern had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tight niche sped up the process by stabbing @true wren. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern's booty was plundered by pirates. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@carmine cairn got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @tribal orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@carmine cairn accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel tartan followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @steel tartan died.

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@gray sky put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@fiery canyon sharpened @true wren's face at a Sharpening Station. @true wren became the sharpest tool in the shed. @true wren died.

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@valid furnace brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @valid furnace died.

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@hidden moth got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @hidden moth died.

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@gray sky dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @gray sky died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @peak yoke accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @peak yoke died.

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@vagrant storm thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@zenith timber modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@fiery canyon tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@zenith timber underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @zenith timber died.

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@jolly swift climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @radiant stump and @fiery canyon.

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@tight niche found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @vagrant storm to check it out. @vagrant storm decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@jolly swift swung a Titanium Sword at @tight niche and missed. However, @tight niche acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @jolly swift to receive a yellow card.

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@jolly swift tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @jolly swift died.

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Rumors started spreading that @radiant stump was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @radiant stump.

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@fiery canyon was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @fiery canyon died.

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@tight niche wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@radiant stump tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @radiant stump died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @vagrant storm some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @vagrant storm died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @vagrant storm
250 points go to 3rd place: @radiant stump
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith timber
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @hidden moth
100 points go to 10th place: @valid furnace

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@tranquil wyvern stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@tight niche knocked furiously on @zenith timber's door while holding an axe. @zenith timber shouted, "Who's there?"

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@zenith timber challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @zenith timber died.

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@jolly swift snuck up behind @hidden moth, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @jolly swift decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@hidden moth used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @hidden moth died.

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@fiery canyon got tired of @uneven kestrel constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @uneven kestrel died.

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@velvet peak forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @velvet peak wasn't a Slime, @velvet peak was endlessly beaten. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tranquil wyvern chased @steel tartan with their Orichalcum Sword. @steel tartan tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @tranquil wyvern. @steel tartan died.

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@jolly swift had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@fiery canyon managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@tight niche released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tight niche, but it was very satisfying.

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@fiery canyon fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @fiery canyon died.

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@jolly swift decisively vanquished @tranquil wyvern through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@jolly swift suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@tight niche tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@carmine cairn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @tight niche also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@jolly swift started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@jolly swift got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @jolly swift died.

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No one told @tight niche that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 6th place: @steel tartan
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @hidden moth
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith timber

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@gaunt gale, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @steel tartan, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @finite fox, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, @uneven kestrel, and @peak yoke
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@uneven kestrel and @static trout had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@fiery canyon watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@gaunt gale built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@raw moss called @gaunt gale a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @gaunt gale died.

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@velvet peak went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @velvet peak died.

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@finite fox programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @finite fox died.

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@gray sky wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @fiery canyon killed them. @fiery canyon died.

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@carmine cairn tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@jolly swift used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @static trout alive. @static trout died.

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@uneven kestrel jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@steel tartan used their Ice Sickle to lop off @gray sky's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @steel tartan invented golf. @gray sky died.

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@uneven kestrel was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @uneven kestrel died.

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@raw moss started blocking @tranquil wyvern's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@tight niche found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@kind scroll started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @steel tartan and @tranquil wyvern out.

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@jolly swift tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@peak yoke used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@kind scroll didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel tartan followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @steel tartan discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @steel tartan died.

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@carmine cairn fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@jolly swift was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@raw moss finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @steel tartan
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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@gaunt gale vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @gaunt gale died.

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@plush otter was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @plush otter died.

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@velvet peak got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @velvet peak died.

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@cold prism rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@tranquil wyvern was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @tranquil wyvern die

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@uneven kestrel found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@cold prism was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @cold prism died.

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@steel tartan climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@finite fox stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @finite fox died.

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@gray sky stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@uneven kestrel started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@uneven kestrel rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @uneven kestrel died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn shot @steel tartan in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @steel tartan died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@carmine cairn stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @carmine cairn blinked first.

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@carmine cairn managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @carmine cairn found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel tartan
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven kestrel
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @finite fox
100 points go to 8th place: @cold prism
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 10th place: @plush otter

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel tartan Dec 16, 2025, 9:37 PM

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@steel tartan landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @steel tartan accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @steel tartan died.

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@plush otter's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @plush otter died.

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@raw moss summoned the Old One's Army while @fiery canyon was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @fiery canyon died.

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@finite fox found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@gray sky sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @gray sky died.

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@deep shuttle couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@uneven kestrel was in the middle of taking a shower when @peak yoke took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @uneven kestrel died.

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@raw moss burned @peak yoke to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @deep shuttle died.

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@finite fox put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@finite fox died.

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@raw moss used a Laser Drill to literally bore @carmine cairn to death. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @finite fox
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @steel tartan

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peak yoke Dec 16, 2025, 11:33 PM

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deep shuttle Dec 16, 2025, 11:40 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@short nymph, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @plush otter, @finite fox, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @raw moss, @nova plover, @sturdy siren, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
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@short nymph was walked on by a Martian Walker. @short nymph died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @sturdy siren cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @sturdy siren, because @tranquil wyvern was wearing Frost armor.

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@long vine tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@deep shuttle overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@plush otter tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @plush otter died.

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After partying all night, @glacial totem was shot by @finite fox in a swimming pool. @glacial totem died.

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@nova plover and @livid shuttle were about to face off, but @nova plover had to run off to the restroom first.

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@sturdy siren was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @sturdy siren died.

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@carmine cairn somehow convinced @peak yoke that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tranquil wyvern wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tranquil wyvern was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@deep shuttle became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @deep shuttle died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @livid shuttle was the trumpet, @finite fox was the clarinetist, @long vine was the drummer, and @nova plover was the drum. @nova plover died.

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@long vine comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@tranquil wyvern sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@finite fox drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @finite fox died.

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@brave shore dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tranquil wyvern had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@long vine tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@brave shore was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@brave shore called @carmine cairn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @brave shore died.

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@long vine went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @finite fox
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @sharp fiber, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, @bitter urchin, and @uneven kestrel
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@livid shuttle sat on a wall. @livid shuttle had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @livid shuttle together again. @livid shuttle died.

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@sharp fiber challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @sharp fiber died.

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@raw moss didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@steel sentinel won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@carmine cairn fed @glacial totem several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@nova plover forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @nova plover died.

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@remote pumice boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@uneven kestrel briefly considered proposing marriage to @static trout, but married a bee instead.

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@glacial totem was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @peak yoke. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @glacial totem died.

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@remote pumice read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @remote pumice then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@uneven kestrel tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@static trout equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@static trout was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @static trout died.

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@brave shore wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@long vine visited @steel sentinel, but no one was home. @long vine felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@raw moss handed @peak yoke a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @peak yoke died.

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@bitter urchin playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Chlorophyte Partisan. @bitter urchin died.

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@steel sentinel took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@uneven kestrel gave @steel sentinel a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @steel sentinel gave @uneven kestrel a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @uneven kestrel died.

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@raw moss traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@brave shore started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@carmine cairn wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@brave shore walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@long vine was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @long vine died.

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@raw moss spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@carmine cairn was stalking @raw moss's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@steel sentinel looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@steel sentinel started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@raw moss found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

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@steel sentinel found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@raw moss kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @steel sentinel had had enough, so they scooped @raw moss to death with an ice cream spoon. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 7th place: @bitter urchin
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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uneven kestrel Dec 17, 2025, 2:40 AM

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brave shore Dec 17, 2025, 2:41 AM

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near mortar Dec 17, 2025, 2:47 AM

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raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 2:47 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 17, 2025, 2:49 AM

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nova plover Dec 17, 2025, 3:04 AM

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bitter urchin Dec 17, 2025, 3:10 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 3:12 AM

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peak yoke Dec 17, 2025, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 17, 2025, 3:25 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, @bitter urchin, @abstract thunder, and @uneven kestrel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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The Wizard showed @peak yoke their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@steel sentinel accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @steel sentinel was forgiven.

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@carmine cairn walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@uneven kestrel became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@long vine wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@nova plover was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @bitter urchin stopped them in time.

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The Demolitionist told @nova plover that it was a good day to die. @nova plover thought so too. @nova plover died.

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@near mortar flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @near mortar's face off with its bare hands. @near mortar died.

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@abstract thunder, @brave shore and @peak yoke played hot potato with a grenade. @peak yoke forgot to pass it on. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@carmine cairn drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@bitter urchin and @uneven kestrel decided to play catch with a True Night's Edge. @bitter urchin missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @bitter urchin died.

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@long vine thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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While exploring a swamp, @carmine cairn caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@long vine tried attacking @steel sentinel, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@uneven kestrel accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@abstract thunder received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @abstract thunder died.

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@raw moss started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@brave shore drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @brave shore died.

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@uneven kestrel was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@uneven kestrel was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @uneven kestrel died.

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@carmine cairn started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @steel sentinel being mercilessly tickled by @raw moss.

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@carmine cairn constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@long vine killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@carmine cairn adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@long vine performed surgery on a grape.

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@steel sentinel fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @raw moss. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@long vine gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @long vine died.

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@raw moss consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@carmine cairn performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @raw moss begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@raw moss spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@raw moss’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@raw moss went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@raw moss started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @uneven kestrel
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @bitter urchin
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 3:40 AM

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long vine Dec 17, 2025, 3:42 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 3:57 AM

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static trout Dec 17, 2025, 4:00 AM

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valid furnace Dec 17, 2025, 4:16 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 17, 2025, 4:25 AM

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peak yoke Dec 17, 2025, 4:31 AM

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near mortar Dec 17, 2025, 5:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 5:03 AM

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fathom barn Dec 17, 2025, 5:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 5:07 AM

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tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 5:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @peak yoke, @gray sky, @long vine, and @valid furnace
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom barn was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @fathom barn died.

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@livid shuttle tried to get @gray sky to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @valid furnace chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @near mortar's shattered corpse. @near mortar died.

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@static trout tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn chased @peak yoke with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@steel sentinel found some soup in their fly.

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@valid furnace tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@steel sentinel found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @gray sky died.

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@long vine searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@carmine cairn ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@long vine was looking kind of dumb after @carmine cairn's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @long vine died.

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@valid furnace tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@valid furnace shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @valid furnace died.

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@raw moss found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@tight niche's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @steel sentinel won by breaking @raw moss's spine. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@carmine cairn began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@steel sentinel equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @valid furnace
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 5:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 5:49 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 17, 2025, 5:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 5:53 AM

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raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 5:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 5:56 AM

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valid furnace Dec 17, 2025, 5:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 5:57 AM

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near mortar Dec 17, 2025, 6:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:03 AM

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zenith timber Dec 17, 2025, 6:03 AM

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bitter urchin Dec 17, 2025, 6:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:08 AM

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@bitter urchin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fathom barn Dec 17, 2025, 6:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:08 AM

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amber ermine Dec 17, 2025, 6:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:23 AM

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modern plover Dec 17, 2025, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:28 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 17, 2025, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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glacial totem Dec 17, 2025, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @zenith timber, @modern plover, @long vine, @valid furnace, and @bitter urchin
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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom barn used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @zenith timber tested this theory on @fathom barn, who bounced, and ended up being right. @fathom barn died.

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@livid shuttle realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss lulled @amber ermine into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @amber ermine died.

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@modern plover made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@glacial totem sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@near mortar's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @near mortar responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@raw moss was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @raw moss died.

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@bitter urchin made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@near mortar tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@long vine eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@zenith timber was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@modern plover ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @modern plover died.

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@steel sentinel learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @long vine found out that @steel sentinel meant "killer" in the literal sense. @long vine died.

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@valid furnace made some scary noises in the dark. @bitter urchin sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @valid furnace died.

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@zenith timber went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@zenith timber managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@bitter urchin was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @bitter urchin died.

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@tight niche baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@zenith timber declared war on emus. The emus won. @zenith timber died.

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@tight niche tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@tight niche started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@steel sentinel jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @zenith timber
150 points go to 4th place: @bitter urchin
150 points go to 5th place: @valid furnace
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

bitter plinth Dec 17, 2025, 6:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:41 AM

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@bitter plinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith timber Dec 17, 2025, 6:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:42 AM

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@zenith timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Dec 17, 2025, 6:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:48 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 17, 2025, 6:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:49 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Dec 17, 2025, 6:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:52 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gaunt violet Dec 17, 2025, 6:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:53 AM

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@gaunt violet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 17, 2025, 6:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 6:58 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 17, 2025, 7:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:03 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fathom barn Dec 17, 2025, 7:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:04 AM

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 17, 2025, 7:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:05 AM

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@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 17, 2025, 7:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:07 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 17, 2025, 7:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:12 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@barren ore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith timber Dec 17, 2025, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 17, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@zenith timber, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@fiery canyon, @fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @barren ore, @gaunt violet, @raw moss, @zenith timber, @modern plover, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, @bitter plinth, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fiery canyon took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @fiery canyon died.

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@gaunt violet wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@modern plover returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@fathom barn held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@fathom barn accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @long vine was watching. @fathom barn died.

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@barren ore's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@abstract thunder sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@livid shuttle searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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Low on health, @livid shuttle hid from @zenith timber by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @livid shuttle died.

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@gray sky was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @gaunt violet. @gaunt violet died.

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The sun burnt @steel sentinel into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@raw moss transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @raw moss died.

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@zenith timber cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@abstract thunder spun around in a full circle and shot @modern plover with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @modern plover died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @gray sky needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@barren ore played Frisbee with @long vine using a Light Disc, but @long vine unfortunately didn't have five hands. @long vine died.

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@bitter plinth tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @bitter plinth died.

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@barren ore rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @barren ore with unnecessary advice.

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@abstract thunder ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @abstract thunder said "thanks, you too." @abstract thunder died.