#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 70

gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 12:37 PM

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@steel sentinel and @tight niche spotted a Magnet Sphere on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@tight niche started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@steel sentinel overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@tight niche underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @wanton sundial
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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valid furnace Dec 14, 2025, 12:42 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 12:51 PM

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lime creek Dec 14, 2025, 12:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 1:03 PM

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jolly swift Dec 14, 2025, 1:14 PM

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near mortar Dec 14, 2025, 1:16 PM

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unreal moat Dec 14, 2025, 1:19 PM

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mental vapor Dec 14, 2025, 1:23 PM

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grizzled tusk Dec 14, 2025, 1:24 PM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 1:28 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fiery canyon, @grizzled tusk, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @lime creek, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @mental vapor, and @valid furnace
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@grizzled tusk got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@lime creek dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @lime creek died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tight niche would soon die a gruesome death. @tight niche ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@mental vapor and @jolly swift cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @jolly swift, because @mental vapor was wearing Frost armor.

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@near mortar died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tranquil wyvern refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@grizzled tusk was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@valid furnace and @mental vapor played catch with a Paladin. @valid furnace accidentally fumbled a catch. @valid furnace died.

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@tight niche accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@mental vapor walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @mental vapor died.

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@tight niche dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@jolly swift and @tranquil wyvern played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @jolly swift was the chicken. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @fiery canyon flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@jolly swift started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@grizzled tusk looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@jolly swift took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @jolly swift died.

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@fiery canyon worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@grizzled tusk forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@fiery canyon did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tight niche, who happened to be passing by.

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@fiery canyon drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@grizzled tusk tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tight niche tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@fiery canyon managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@tight niche lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@fiery canyon ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @fiery canyon died.

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@tight niche tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@grizzled tusk had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@tight niche bashed @grizzled tusk in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@grizzled tusk started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@tight niche and @grizzled tusk found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tight niche landed in a pool of water. @grizzled tusk did not. @grizzled tusk died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @grizzled tusk
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @mental vapor
100 points go to 7th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @lime creek

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lime creek Dec 14, 2025, 1:39 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 1:39 PM

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valid furnace Dec 14, 2025, 1:41 PM

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long vine Dec 14, 2025, 1:47 PM

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true wren Dec 14, 2025, 1:51 PM

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mental vapor Dec 14, 2025, 1:58 PM

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short nymph Dec 14, 2025, 2:06 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 2:07 PM

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unreal moat Dec 14, 2025, 2:10 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 2:20 PM

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weary helm Dec 14, 2025, 2:21 PM

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abstract thunder Dec 14, 2025, 2:23 PM

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daring marlin Dec 14, 2025, 2:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@short nymph, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @daring marlin, @weary helm, @true wren, @abstract thunder, @fiery canyon, @unreal moat, @valid furnace, @lime creek, @mental vapor, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@short nymph dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@weary helm preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@short nymph tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @short nymph died.

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@lime creek struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@abstract thunder tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@daring marlin tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@sweet fractal started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @sweet fractal died.

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@fiery canyon fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @mental vapor and @valid furnace to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@tranquil wyvern sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@carmine cairn tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@long vine used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @long vine died.

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@weary helm tickled @true wren from behind while they were busy sharpening their Bladed Glove. @weary helm died.

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@lime creek felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @mental vapor took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@carmine cairn gave @true wren Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @true wren died.

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@abstract thunder made some scary noises in the dark. @tight niche sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @abstract thunder died.

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@daring marlin watched @tranquil wyvern go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tranquil wyvern was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@unreal moat reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @unreal moat died.

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@daring marlin became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@lime creek played Frisbee with @valid furnace using a Light Disc, but @valid furnace unfortunately didn't have five hands. @valid furnace died.

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@tight niche invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tranquil wyvern performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@lime creek's face was scorched off after @mental vapor took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @lime creek died.

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@mental vapor started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@carmine cairn fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@fiery canyon invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@daring marlin ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@tight niche equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@mental vapor found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @mental vapor died.

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@fiery canyon was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@tranquil wyvern made some Synonym Rolls for @carmine cairn and @tight niche. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@daring marlin distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@fiery canyon threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @fiery canyon unlocked the power of flight!

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@carmine cairn made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @daring marlin joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @daring marlin died.

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@tight niche brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@fiery canyon wished for the ability to fly. @tranquil wyvern granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @fiery canyon died.

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@tight niche spun around in a full circle and shot @tranquil wyvern with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@carmine cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@tight niche crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@tight niche found the Last Prism. Then @carmine cairn found another one, meaning that @tight niche's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tight niche tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@tight niche tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 5th place: @daring marlin
150 points go to 6th place: @mental vapor
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 14, 2025, 2:44 PM

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jolly swift Dec 14, 2025, 2:46 PM

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jovial fable Dec 14, 2025, 2:51 PM

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nova plover Dec 14, 2025, 2:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 3:02 PM

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lime creek Dec 14, 2025, 3:03 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 3:15 PM

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near mortar Dec 14, 2025, 3:19 PM

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mental vapor Dec 14, 2025, 3:20 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 3:22 PM

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weary crane Dec 14, 2025, 3:24 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 3:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 3:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 14, 2025, 3:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 3:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 3:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fiery canyon, @jovial fable, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @lime creek, @nova plover, @near mortar, @mental vapor, @fiery belfry, @weary crane, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn performed surgery on a grape.

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@near mortar followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @near mortar died.

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@true wren got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@weary crane recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @weary crane concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@mental vapor made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @mental vapor died.

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@weary crane always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @weary crane died.

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@lime creek disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@jovial fable thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @jovial fable died.

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@lime creek traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @lime creek died.

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@jolly swift and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @true wren tattled on them.

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@tranquil wyvern tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @fiery canyon forced them to put in some more effort.

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@fiery belfry dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@fiery belfry did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @fiery belfry died.

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@fiery canyon zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@fiery canyon got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @fiery canyon died.

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@carmine cairn tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @jolly swift's head instead. @jolly swift died.

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@true wren emerged from a tree stump and scolded @tight niche for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @tight niche was still holding an axe. @true wren died.

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@carmine cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tight niche knocked furiously on @carmine cairn's door while holding an axe. @carmine cairn shouted, "Who's there?"

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@tight niche was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @tight niche suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@carmine cairn received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @tight niche was caught in the crossfire. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @true wren
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 9th place: @jovial fable
100 points go to 10th place: @weary crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 14, 2025, 3:38 PM

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lime creek Dec 14, 2025, 3:38 PM

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valid furnace Dec 14, 2025, 3:45 PM

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ashen spire Dec 14, 2025, 3:55 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 4:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 4:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 4:04 PM

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velvet peak Dec 14, 2025, 4:10 PM

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jolly swift Dec 14, 2025, 4:10 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 4:23 PM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 4:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @ashen spire, @glacial totem, @true wren, @fiery canyon, @valid furnace, @lime creek, and @tight niche
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@velvet peak saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @weary crane instead. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@lime creek thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@fiery canyon argued with @valid furnace about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@ashen spire explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @ashen spire died.

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@glacial totem was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @jolly swift in a Fish costume.

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@fiery canyon tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @fiery canyon died.

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@velvet peak looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@valid furnace sat on a wall. @valid furnace had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @valid furnace together again. @valid furnace died.

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@carmine cairn found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@true wren started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@lime creek tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @lime creek died.

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@tight niche wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@tight niche fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @jolly swift, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@true wren invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@velvet peak got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@jolly swift has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @jolly swift woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tranquil wyvern was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@true wren found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@true wren trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @true wren suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @true wren died.

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@jolly swift used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 8th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Dec 14, 2025, 4:41 PM

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nova plover Dec 14, 2025, 4:41 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 4:47 PM

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zenith timber Dec 14, 2025, 4:47 PM

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lime creek Dec 14, 2025, 4:48 PM

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velvet peak Dec 14, 2025, 4:49 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 14, 2025, 4:50 PM

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raw moss Dec 14, 2025, 5:06 PM

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static trout Dec 14, 2025, 5:11 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 5:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 5:16 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 5:20 PM

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true wren Dec 14, 2025, 5:20 PM

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glass vine Dec 14, 2025, 5:29 PM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 5:30 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @daring marlin, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @true wren, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @raw moss, @nova plover, @lime creek, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, @zenith timber, and @glass vine
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@zenith timber planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@daring marlin tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @daring marlin's mind right in front of their face. @daring marlin died.

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@true wren was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @true wren died.

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@tight niche found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@fiery canyon took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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Congratulations, @static trout! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @static trout died.

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@lime creek purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @lime creek ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@carmine cairn spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@velvet peak painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@raw moss snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@raw moss put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @raw moss whole. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@lime creek made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@nova plover tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @nova plover died.

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@jolly swift started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@lime creek thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @lime creek died.

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@tight niche complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @uneven kestrel's life and give it to @tight niche. @uneven kestrel died.

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@glass vine started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@velvet peak was dunked on by @zenith timber. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@fiery canyon somehow convinced @glass vine that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @glass vine died.

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@jolly swift sang a song to try to impress @tranquil wyvern, @carmine cairn, and @velvet peak. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@fiery canyon tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @zenith timber while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @zenith timber died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a room full of Bunny Banners in @fiery canyon's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @fiery canyon. @fiery canyon died.

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@velvet peak went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @velvet peak's canvas.

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@jolly swift and @tight niche had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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There once was a @jolly swift who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @jolly swift's insides, and all the animals were freed. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tight niche setting explosives beneath them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@velvet peak tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@carmine cairn went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@tight niche was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith timber
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 10th place: @lime creek

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Dec 14, 2025, 5:40 PM

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glass vine Dec 14, 2025, 5:40 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 5:52 PM

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true wren Dec 14, 2025, 5:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 5:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 5:56 PM

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nova plover Dec 14, 2025, 6:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 6:13 PM

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jolly swift Dec 14, 2025, 6:22 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 6:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 6:23 PM

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weary crane Dec 14, 2025, 6:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 6:24 PM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 6:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 6:27 PM

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kind scroll Dec 14, 2025, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 6:28 PM

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velvet peak Dec 14, 2025, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 6:30 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @true wren, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @glass vine
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@weary crane found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@fiery canyon had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@kind scroll tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @kind scroll died.

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@jolly swift accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@static trout appeared to be taking a group picture of @glass vine, @carmine cairn, and @true wren. @static trout's selfie turned out great!

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@tranquil wyvern theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@tight niche started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@velvet peak found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@true wren didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @true wren died.

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@glass vine chased @fiery canyon with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @fiery canyon died.

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@weary crane asked @jolly swift to give them a hand, so @jolly swift chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@velvet peak put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@tight niche spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@static trout brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@nova plover was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @nova plover died.

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@weary crane couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@jolly swift shot @glass vine to death with a finger gun. @glass vine died.

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@carmine cairn found some Diamond Ore. @tranquil wyvern quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@jolly swift wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@jolly swift decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @jolly swift died.

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@weary crane decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn aimed a Last Prism beam at @tight niche, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@tranquil wyvern saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@velvet peak was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@carmine cairn was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @carmine cairn dried.

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@carmine cairn found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@tight niche purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@tight niche fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Dec 14, 2025, 6:40 PM

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velvet peak Dec 14, 2025, 6:40 PM

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nova plover Dec 14, 2025, 6:50 PM

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raw moss Dec 14, 2025, 6:52 PM

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fiery canyon Dec 14, 2025, 6:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 6:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 14, 2025, 7:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:15 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 7:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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kind scroll Dec 14, 2025, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 14, 2025, 7:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @nova plover, @raw moss, @daring marlin, and @velvet peak
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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@fiery canyon fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @fiery canyon died.

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@kind scroll followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @kind scroll discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @kind scroll died.

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@nova plover got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @nova plover died.

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@raw moss summoned the Old One's Army while @velvet peak was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @velvet peak died.

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@daring marlin asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@tranquil wyvern began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@daring marlin neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @daring marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@tranquil wyvern accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @tranquil wyvern, go jump off that cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche picked a fight with a goose. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @daring marlin
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fiery canyon, @shrewd sandal, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @grand ferry, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @daring marlin, @peak yoke, @uneven kestrel, and @velvet peak
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@grand ferry fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@velvet peak screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@shrewd sandal stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@peak yoke recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@fiery canyon took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @nova plover. @nova plover died.

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@daring marlin flossed their teeth with @tranquil wyvern's shoelaces.

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@daring marlin activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @daring marlin died.

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@raw moss found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@carmine cairn donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@uneven kestrel accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@shrewd sandal drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@peak yoke used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@raw moss, @sweet fractal and @uneven kestrel played hot potato with a grenade. @uneven kestrel forgot to pass it on. @uneven kestrel died.

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@fiery canyon was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@velvet peak forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @velvet peak died.

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@shrewd sandal was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @shrewd sandal into the freezing cold water. @shrewd sandal died.

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@tight niche headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@tranquil wyvern used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@tight niche wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@raw moss burned @sweet fractal to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @sweet fractal died.

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@fiery canyon made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@grand ferry learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@fiery canyon tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @fiery canyon died.

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@carmine cairn looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@tight niche summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @grand ferry's life points directly. @grand ferry died.

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@steel sentinel vaporized @tranquil wyvern with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to destroy @steel sentinel by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@carmine cairn tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@raw moss played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@steel sentinel tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@raw moss got stuck in @steel sentinel's Rod of Discord farm. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @grand ferry
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @shrewd sandal
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

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velvet peak Dec 14, 2025, 8:46 PM

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static trout Dec 14, 2025, 8:54 PM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 9:26 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @twilit pelican, @velvet peak, @glacial totem, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
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@sweet fractal jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @sweet fractal died.

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@glacial totem used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@twilit pelican rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @twilit pelican died.

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@carmine cairn and @uneven kestrel attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@velvet peak laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@raw moss tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@velvet peak found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @velvet peak died.

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@peak yoke built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@static trout and @glacial totem were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@uneven kestrel started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@static trout tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @static trout died.

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@uneven kestrel accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @uneven kestrel died.

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@raw moss made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@peak yoke distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@deep shuttle merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@peak yoke was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @fiery canyon's Star Cannon. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @deep shuttle died.

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@fiery canyon was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @fiery canyon died.

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@glacial totem spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @carmine cairn. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@raw moss vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@carmine cairn was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@carmine cairn blew @steel sentinel to bits using an exploding bed. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Dec 14, 2025, 9:54 PM

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proud lava Dec 14, 2025, 10:15 PM

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tight niche Dec 14, 2025, 10:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @fiery canyon, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @exotic saddle, @static trout, @peak yoke, and @long vine
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@nova plover created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@peak yoke promised @proud lava that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @proud lava died.

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@nova plover donated all of their organs to those in need. @nova plover died.

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@steel sentinel was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@carmine cairn trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@fiery canyon decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@static trout ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @glacial totem before they could say "Zoinks!" @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @raw moss, @carmine cairn, and @exotic saddle. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @exotic saddle died.

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@fiery canyon hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @fiery canyon could pull it to shore.

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@steel sentinel was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@long vine wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@static trout dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tight niche, but @tight niche simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery canyon complained to @long vine that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@long vine equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel and @fiery canyon engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @fiery canyon blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @fiery canyon died.

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@raw moss tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@tight niche managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@tight niche accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @tight niche died. @tight niche died. @tight niche died. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 14, 2025, 10:41 PM

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proud lava Dec 14, 2025, 10:42 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 14, 2025, 11:13 PM

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brave shore Dec 14, 2025, 11:20 PM

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long vine Dec 14, 2025, 11:21 PM

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remote pumice Dec 14, 2025, 11:21 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 14, 2025, 11:25 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 14, 2025, 11:25 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @fiery canyon, @raw moss, and @uneven kestrel
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@long vine was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @long vine died.

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@uneven kestrel hid an actuator in @proud lava's lunch. Later that day, @proud lava stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @proud lava died.

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@remote pumice called @fiery canyon a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @fiery canyon died.

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@steel sentinel traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@uneven kestrel wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @uneven kestrel's head. @uneven kestrel died.

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@raw moss trapped @steel sentinel in a maze, but while they were taunting @steel sentinel, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @remote pumice died.

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@glacial totem snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @raw moss died.

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@brave shore placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Gatligator.

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@steel sentinel started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@proud lava put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn shot their Candy Corn Rifle to the left of @static trout just to scare them. @static trout heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @brave shore died.

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@weary crane accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @weary crane died.

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@uneven kestrel drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @uneven kestrel died.

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@true wren was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @true wren died.

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@deep shuttle unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @deep shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel used the power of Flex Tape to stick @long vine in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @long vine's suffering to a swift end. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@steel sentinel likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @steel sentinel probably liked trains a bit too much. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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@turbid skiff tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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The moon hit @limpid glacier's eye like a big pizza pie. @limpid glacier died.

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@fierce bridge played rock-paper-scissors with @uneven kestrel. @fierce bridge played paper. @uneven kestrel played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @fierce bridge was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @fierce bridge died.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@carmine cairn damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@brave shore held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@long vine stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @long vine blinked first.

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@long vine was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @carmine cairn stopped them in time.

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@turbid skiff made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@static trout summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @static trout died.

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@brave shore flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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Low on health, @long vine hid from @uneven kestrel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@brave shore set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@uneven kestrel practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @uneven kestrel to death. @uneven kestrel died.

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@turbid skiff was ordered by @brave shore to sing a song or be killed. @turbid skiff tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @turbid skiff died.

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@carmine cairn used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@brave shore slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @remote pumice's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @carmine cairn diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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After eating supper together, @steel sentinel betrayed @brave shore in exchange for 30 silver coins. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@steel sentinel warned @carmine cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @carmine cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@steel sentinel felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @fierce bridge
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

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carmine cairn Dec 15, 2025, 2:20 AM

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peak yoke Dec 15, 2025, 2:33 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @analog lintel, @raw moss, @exotic saddle, @static trout, @peak yoke, @cold prism, @long vine, and @brave shore
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After exploring in darkness for some time, @limpid glacier found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @limpid glacier was trapped for all eternity. @limpid glacier died.

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@glacial totem was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @glacial totem died.

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@cold prism found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @cold prism walked out the door.

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@raw moss tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @analog lintel farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @analog lintel died.

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@long vine stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @long vine's house down.

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@steel sentinel went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@exotic saddle started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @exotic saddle died.

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@static trout was playing hide and seek with @peak yoke and @long vine, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @static trout died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@brave shore attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@peak yoke and @steel sentinel were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @peak yoke fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss obscured @long vine's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @long vine escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@cold prism called @brave shore a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @cold prism died.

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@carmine cairn calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@steel sentinel brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@long vine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @long vine died.

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@raw moss searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@carmine cairn ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @brave shore. Queen Bee died.

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@steel sentinel looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@brave shore found some soup in their fly.

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@raw moss started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@brave shore summoned a solar eclipse while @raw moss was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @brave shore died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @raw moss accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @carmine cairn got too close while watching. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @cold prism
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @analog lintel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 15, 2025, 3:38 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 15, 2025, 4:25 AM

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glacial totem Dec 15, 2025, 4:25 AM

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zenith timber Dec 15, 2025, 4:26 AM

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hexed fiber Dec 15, 2025, 4:28 AM

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brave shore Dec 15, 2025, 4:29 AM

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tight niche Dec 15, 2025, 4:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hexed fiber, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @zenith timber, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@steel sentinel and @brave shore were about to face off, but @steel sentinel had to run off to the restroom first.

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@glacial totem's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@zenith timber was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @zenith timber died.

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@hexed fiber became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@raw moss started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@tight niche tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @carmine cairn, but they were in broad daylight.

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@hexed fiber ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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While examining a strange emblem, @near mortar accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@peak yoke couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Falcon Blade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @peak yoke's heart and brain. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine playfully poked @steel sentinel and laughed. @steel sentinel playfully poked them back with a Obsidian Swordfish. @long vine died.

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@hexed fiber fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @hexed fiber died.

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@raw moss forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@brave shore took a potato chip... and ate it!

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While exploring a swamp, @carmine cairn caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@brave shore returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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A mysterious stranger gave @tight niche a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @steel sentinel with it. However, @tight niche clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@brave shore grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@brave shore is hvinga stroker n. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel was looking kind of dumb after @carmine cairn's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @zenith timber

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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zenith timber Dec 15, 2025, 4:37 AM

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raw moss Dec 15, 2025, 4:38 AM

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glacial totem Dec 15, 2025, 4:44 AM

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peak yoke Dec 15, 2025, 4:45 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 15, 2025, 5:13 AM

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valid furnace Dec 15, 2025, 5:18 AM

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brave shore Dec 15, 2025, 5:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 5:19 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 15, 2025, 5:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 5:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 15, 2025, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

white mantle Dec 15, 2025, 5:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 5:31 AM

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@white mantle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 15, 2025, 5:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 5:50 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 6:25 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @white mantle, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @valid furnace, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @zenith timber
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @steel sentinel died.

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@white mantle broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @white mantle died.

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@raw moss drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @long vine was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@peak yoke found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @long vine died.

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@zenith timber accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@fiery belfry, @carmine cairn, @valid furnace, @peak yoke, @brave shore, @tight niche, @glacial totem, and @zenith timber decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@fiery belfry made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@glacial totem tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@valid furnace successfully snuck into @zenith timber's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @valid furnace died.

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@peak yoke saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @peak yoke died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @raw moss

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@zenith timber started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@carmine cairn fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@zenith timber was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @zenith timber died.

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@tight niche took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@tight niche blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@raw moss tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@raw moss thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @raw moss's potions with Red Potions. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith timber
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @valid furnace
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 15, 2025, 6:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 6:36 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 15, 2025, 6:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 6:36 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith timber Dec 15, 2025, 6:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 6:36 AM

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@zenith timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 15, 2025, 6:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 6:45 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery canyon Dec 15, 2025, 7:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 7:21 AM

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@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ashen spire Dec 15, 2025, 7:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 7:22 AM

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@ashen spire, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 15, 2025, 7:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 7:25 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

north gazelle Dec 15, 2025, 7:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 7:27 AM

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@north gazelle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

floral basalt Dec 15, 2025, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 8:30 AM

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@floral basalt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

true wren Dec 15, 2025, 8:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 8:53 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 15, 2025, 9:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 9:20 AM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 15, 2025, 9:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 9:22 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

valid furnace Dec 15, 2025, 9:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 9:26 AM

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@valid furnace, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Dec 15, 2025, 9:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 15, 2025, 9:27 AM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@north gazelle, @kind scroll, @long vine, @velvet peak, @floral basalt, @ashen spire, @glacial totem, @true wren, @fiery canyon, @valid furnace, @raw moss, @tight niche, @zenith timber, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.