epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@daring marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

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[long vine]

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[peak yoke]

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[true wren]

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[jovial fable]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vagrant storm]

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[kind scroll]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@jovial fable, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @raw moss, @vagrant storm, @daring marlin, @static trout, @cosmic cosmos, @peak yoke, @long vine, @uneven kestrel, @silk barn, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@static trout explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@tight niche tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@peak yoke obscured @vagrant storm's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @vagrant storm escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@carmine cairn constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

While exploring a swamp, @kind scroll caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@long vine hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

@true wren kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@silk barn looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@jovial fable was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @jovial fable died.

@cosmic cosmos wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@velvet peak saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@raw moss accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @raw moss died.

@static trout tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @static trout then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @static trout died.

@cosmic cosmos thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @cosmic cosmos's potions with Red Potions. @cosmic cosmos died.

@carmine cairn wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

@peak yoke was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @silk barn tried putting @peak yoke back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @peak yoke died.

The Wizard showed @daring marlin their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

@silk barn couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @silk barn died.

@tight niche donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@long vine accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@true wren literally gaslighted @vagrant storm by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@daring marlin made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @daring marlin died.

@uneven kestrel fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @uneven kestrel died.

@kind scroll took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @kind scroll died.

@velvet peak dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @velvet peak died.

@carmine cairn obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

Hey @true wren, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @true wren died.

@tight niche decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@long vine got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @long vine died.

@tight niche spiced up @carmine cairn's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @daring marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 10th place: @silk barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fiery canyon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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[steel sentinel]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[daring marlin]

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[gleaming grove]

@daring marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet peak]

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[gleaming grove]

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[gray sky]

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[gleaming grove]

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[plush otter]

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[gleaming grove]

@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

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[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hot kelp]

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[gleaming grove]

@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[deep shuttle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @daring marlin, @plush otter, @velvet peak, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, @deep shuttle, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @long vine's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @long vine died.

@daring marlin picked a fight with a goose. @daring marlin died.

@nova plover spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@plush otter forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @plush otter died.

@tight niche got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@hot kelp killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@velvet peak transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @velvet peak died.

@static trout tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @static trout died.

@carmine cairn used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@deep shuttle found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@brave shore invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@nova plover successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @nova plover died.

@gray sky rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @gray sky died.

@tight niche decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@deep shuttle slammed @hot kelp into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @hot kelp died.

@steel sentinel angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@fiery canyon tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @fiery canyon died.

@deep shuttle tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@deep shuttle went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tight niche had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @deep shuttle died.

@tight niche played rock-paper-scissors with @brave shore. @tight niche played paper. @brave shore played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @tight niche was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn wondered what Obama's last name is.

@brave shore got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @brave shore died.

@steel sentinel found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 7th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fiery canyon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hot kelp]

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[gleaming grove]

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[plush otter]

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[gleaming grove]

@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

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[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

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[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[daring marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@daring marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cosmic cosmos]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cosmic cosmos, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nimble totem]

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[gleaming grove]

@nimble totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

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[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @daring marlin, @plush otter, @cosmic cosmos, @nimble totem, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @fiery canyon, @static trout, @peak yoke, @rancid crane, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @long vine. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@static trout became convinced that @peak yoke was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @peak yoke, who was left very confused (and wet).

@daring marlin was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @daring marlin died.

@plush otter decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @plush otter died.

@nimble totem literally impeached @cosmic cosmos by squashing them under a giant peach. @cosmic cosmos died.

@fiery canyon found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@peak yoke cut through @nimble totem with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @nimble totem died.

@proud lava went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @rancid crane and @carmine cairn summoned the Impending Doom. @proud lava died.

@livid shuttle put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @livid shuttle died.

@static trout declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @static trout's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @hot kelp would soon die a gruesome death. @hot kelp ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@fiery canyon tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @fiery canyon died.

@hot kelp wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@rancid crane tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@steel sentinel escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@static trout ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @static trout died.

@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

@peak yoke fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @peak yoke died.

@steel sentinel tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@hot kelp accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @hot kelp died.

@steel sentinel was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @rancid crane was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@carmine cairn distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@carmine cairn murdered @steel sentinel with a knife, but it was actually @rancid crane in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @carmine cairn didn't care that much. @rancid crane died.

@steel sentinel asked @carmine cairn to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 4th place: @hot kelp
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @static trout
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery canyon
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[rancid crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weary crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nimble totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nimble totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @nimble totem, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, @weary crane, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @livid shuttle died.

@static trout was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @static trout died.

@brave shore tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @brave shore decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @peak yoke into fertilizer. @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

@weary crane took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@steel sentinel found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

Santa Claus asked @rancid crane what they wanted for Christmas. @rancid crane replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@long vine sniped @nimble totem with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @long vine, it was opposite day. @long vine died.

@brave shore stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @brave shore died.

@weary crane ran with scissors. @weary crane died.

@carmine cairn swapped @rancid crane's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @rancid crane then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @rancid crane died.

@nimble totem tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@carmine cairn spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@steel sentinel "borrowed" @carmine cairn's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @carmine cairn's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @steel sentinel could return it.

@nimble totem used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

@steel sentinel tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

@carmine cairn and @nimble totem played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @carmine cairn was the chicken. @nimble totem died.

@steel sentinel paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Crystal Vile Shard.

@carmine cairn chewed some gum. It made @carmine cairn feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @nimble totem
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[weary crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cosmic cosmos]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cosmic cosmos, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jovial fable]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jovial fable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[daring marlin]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@daring marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[covert flame]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@covert flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @daring marlin, @jovial fable, @cosmic cosmos, @covert flame, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jovial fable tried to throw a Gungnir at @daring marlin before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@steel sentinel was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @steel sentinel died.

@potent talon took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@weary crane tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @weary crane died.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @long vine over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@carmine cairn started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@glacial totem felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

@peak yoke wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @long vine killed them. @long vine died.

@covert flame started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@daring marlin wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @daring marlin died.

@cosmic cosmos followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @cosmic cosmos discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @cosmic cosmos died.

@covert flame accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @covert flame died.

@unreal moat and @carmine cairn decided to play catch with a Adamantite Sword. @unreal moat missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @unreal moat died.

@rancid crane tried to kill @peak yoke by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@potent talon was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @potent talon died.

@peak yoke was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @peak yoke died.

@rancid crane was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @rancid crane died.

@jovial fable tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @jovial fable died.

Poor @tight niche. @tight niche keeps getting pinged over and over again. @tight niche is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @tight niche. @tight niche. @tight niche.

@glacial totem visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @glacial totem felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@tight niche was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @tight niche died.

@glacial totem accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jovial fable
150 points go to 5th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @covert flame
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic cosmos

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @jovial fable, @deep bone, @cosmic cosmos, @covert flame, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @abstract thunder, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@carmine cairn went AFK in their gel farm. @tight niche set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @carmine cairn died.

@cosmic cosmos got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@peak yoke searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@covert flame relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@glacial totem was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@long vine recruited @abstract thunder as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@deep bone cornered @livid shuttle at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @livid shuttle started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@livid shuttle needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@glacial totem tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@deep bone found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@cosmic cosmos tried to save @jovial fable's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @cosmic cosmos died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @cosmic cosmos died.

@covert flame followed @long vine into the jungle. @covert flame started looking left, right and center for @long vine, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@peak yoke started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

A strange device attached itself to @covert flame's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @covert flame died.

@glacial totem fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @glacial totem died.

@livid shuttle used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

@peak yoke tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @peak yoke didn't know that.

@livid shuttle wished for the ability to fly. @abstract thunder granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @livid shuttle died.

@abstract thunder wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @abstract thunder turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @abstract thunder died.

@jovial fable played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@peak yoke was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @peak yoke died.

@jovial fable started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@jovial fable sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @jovial fable died.

@long vine tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@long vine was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @long vine die

While sitting on a bench together with @deep bone, @tight niche leaned away and farted.

@deep bone didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @deep bone died.

@long vine was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @deep bone
150 points go to 4th place: @jovial fable
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @covert flame
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic cosmos

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@jovial fable, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @covert flame, @glacial totem, @tepid heron, @vagrant storm, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, and @rancid crane
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The fighting begins again!

@unreal moat modified @jovial fable's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @jovial fable was never seen again. @jovial fable died.

@livid shuttle climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @livid shuttle died.

@tight niche tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@tepid heron trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@brave shore accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@covert flame was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @glacial totem tattled on them.

@covert flame went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @covert flame died.

@glacial totem forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @glacial totem died.

@tepid heron made fun of @brave shore for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @brave shore shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @tepid heron died.

@unreal moat likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @unreal moat probably liked trains a bit too much. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @peak yoke died.

@vagrant storm, @rancid crane and @long vine played hot potato with a grenade. @long vine forgot to pass it on. @long vine died.

@brave shore summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn, @rancid crane, and @tight niche raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@rancid crane hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @rancid crane died.

@tight niche used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@vagrant storm was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @vagrant storm died.

@tight niche had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@tight niche drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @tepid heron
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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[long vine]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 20 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @north gazelle, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @viscid anchor, @kind scroll, @long vine, @brave shore, @jovial fable, @velvet peak, @covert flame, @ashen spire, @glacial totem, @cursive cove, @unreal moat, @static trout, @tight niche, @gray sky, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine gave @fathom barn Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @fathom barn died.

@covert flame messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@unreal moat opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@carmine cairn fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @long vine. @carmine cairn died.

@viscid anchor moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @viscid anchor died.

@brave shore drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@velvet peak squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@covert flame attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @jovial fable watched the carnage from a safe distance. @covert flame died.

@tight niche started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

@ashen spire was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @ashen spire died.

@peak yoke tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@glacial totem couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@glacial totem was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @glacial totem died.

@brave shore and @tight niche attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@long vine rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @long vine's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

@cursive cove accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @cursive cove, go jump off that cliff. @cursive cove died.

@unreal moat attacked @jovial fable with a Legendary Zenith, but @jovial fable's pen was mightier. @unreal moat died.

@sweet fractal painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

@static trout saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @static trout died.

@gray sky tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @gray sky died.

@peak yoke boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @peak yoke died.

@amber ermine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @amber ermine died.

@velvet peak found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @velvet peak died.

@jovial fable accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @jovial fable died.

@sweet fractal went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

Out of boredom, @long vine used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@north gazelle started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@sweet fractal suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @sweet fractal died.

@brave shore tried to use forbidden magic to erase @long vine from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @long vine die, so nothing actually happened.

@north gazelle trapped @tight niche in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tight niche managed to escape regardless.

@tight niche visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tight niche thought her hands were more interesting.

@brave shore opened the front door and saw @long vine trying to murder the Guide. @brave shore slowly closed the door and walked away.

@north gazelle wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

@north gazelle accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @north gazelle died.

@long vine tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @long vine died.

@kind scroll tried to attack @tight niche with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@kind scroll gave @brave shore a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @brave shore gave @kind scroll a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @kind scroll died.

@tight niche had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@brave shore smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

@brave shore found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @north gazelle
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @jovial fable
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[static trout]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gray sky]

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[long vine]

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[velvet peak]

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[ashen spire]

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[true wren]

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[tight niche]

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[unreal moat]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @tight niche, @ashen spire, @covert flame, @static trout, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@brave shore managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@unreal moat set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@true wren started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@covert flame tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @covert flame died.

@gray sky was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

@long vine tried to attack @static trout with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

@velvet peak tried to kill @ashen spire by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@tranquil wyvern was briefly jumpscared by @tight niche wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@long vine had @static trout lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @static trout, this wasn't a magic show. @static trout died.

@unreal moat tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @unreal moat died.

@gray sky read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @gray sky died.

@long vine played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @long vine died.

@velvet peak got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @velvet peak died.

@ashen spire started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @ashen spire soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @ashen spire died.

@true wren went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @true wren died.

@brave shore murdered @tight niche with a knife, but it was actually @olive garden in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @brave shore didn't care that much. @olive garden died.

@tranquil wyvern swapped @brave shore's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @brave shore then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @brave shore died.

@tranquil wyvern smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[jovial fable]

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[ashen spire]

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[halcyon sable]

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[tight niche]

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[zenith root]

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[jolly swift]

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[fiery canyon]

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[brave shore]

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@long vine, @olive garden, @brave shore, @jovial fable, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @ashen spire, @livid shuttle, @fiery canyon, @halcyon sable, @tight niche, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @long vine died.

@brave shore declared war against @livid shuttle because they didn't like something @livid shuttle said in their AMA.

@fiery canyon developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@olive garden heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@halcyon sable got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@velvet peak hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @jovial fable's house. @jovial fable started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@tight niche found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@jovial fable entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @jovial fable died.

@velvet peak jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @velvet peak died.

@tight niche killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@livid shuttle tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @livid shuttle extremely rich.

@halcyon sable accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@ashen spire was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @fiery canyon's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @ashen spire died.

@olive garden fired their bow at @brave shore, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @olive garden gave up.

@jolly swift saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@zenith root started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@jolly swift won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

@livid shuttle ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @livid shuttle died.

@halcyon sable programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @halcyon sable died.

@zenith root got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @zenith root died.

@fiery canyon somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @fiery canyon died.

@olive garden found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@olive garden touched @jolly swift's gun without permission. @olive garden died.

@brave shore forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @brave shore died.

@jolly swift was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery canyon
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @halcyon sable
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[covert flame]

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[jolly swift]

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[long vine]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jovial fable]

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[glass vine]

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[zenith root]

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[unreal moat]

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[tight niche]

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[south socket]

bb!register

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@south socket, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

[zenith timber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @olive garden, @jovial fable, @south socket, @covert flame, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @tight niche, @zenith root, @amber ermine, and @glass vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine started rallying for goblin rights.

@olive garden declared war on emus. The emus won. @olive garden died.

@covert flame told @livid shuttle to bite the dust. In response, @livid shuttle took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

All that glitters is not gold. @amber ermine disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@jovial fable wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@tight niche found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@south socket finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@jovial fable's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @jolly swift and @glass vine's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @jovial fable died.

@tranquil wyvern got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@covert flame sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @covert flame died.

@unreal moat ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @unreal moat died.

@amber ermine was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @amber ermine died.

@zenith root used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @glass vine alive. @glass vine died.

@south socket tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tight niche from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tight niche die, so nothing actually happened.

@tranquil wyvern tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @tranquil wyvern died.

@livid shuttle was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @livid shuttle died.

@south socket sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @south socket died.

@zenith root asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @zenith root died.

@long vine was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

@jolly swift tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @jolly swift then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche was arrested for killing @long vine with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 5th place: @south socket
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[zenith timber]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

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[long vine]

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[jolly swift]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[buoyant thorn]

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[true wren]

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[flint sage]

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[atomic haven]

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[jovial fable]

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[unreal moat]

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@olive garden, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[rare quest]

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[plush otter]

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[velvet peak]

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[gleaming grove]

@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @rare quest, @jovial fable, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @buoyant thorn, @flint sage, @zenith timber, @unreal moat, @plush otter, @long vine, @true wren, @velvet peak, and @atomic haven
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@rare quest was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @rare quest died.

@long vine built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @jovial fable was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @jovial fable died.

@flint sage contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@olive garden found @atomic haven sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@buoyant thorn and @livid shuttle were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @buoyant thorn suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @livid shuttle turned around to look. @livid shuttle died.

@plush otter invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@flint sage was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @flint sage died.

@plush otter was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @plush otter died.

@velvet peak cut through @long vine with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern started blocking @jolly swift's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @atomic haven wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@true wren was vehicularly manslaughtered by @velvet peak's minecart. @true wren died.

@olive garden covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@velvet peak caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @velvet peak died.

@atomic haven ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @atomic haven died.

@tight niche thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@jolly swift placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @jolly swift died.

@buoyant thorn won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@tranquil wyvern built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@olive garden offered to add a gold trim to @unreal moat's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

@tight niche made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @tight niche rich and famous.

@tight niche took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@buoyant thorn put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @buoyant thorn died.

@zenith timber combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@unreal moat loves @tranquil wyvern to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @unreal moat died.

@tight niche tricked @zenith timber into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @zenith timber died.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tranquil wyvern saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @olive garden stabbed them in the back. @tranquil wyvern died.

@olive garden started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@olive garden used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @olive garden died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @olive garden
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith timber
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @buoyant thorn
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @atomic haven
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 10th place: @true wren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[zenith timber]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[velvet peak]

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[jolly swift]

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[silk barn]

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[unreal moat]

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[zealous citrus]

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[vagrant storm]

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[scarlet marten]

Bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[scarlet marten]

Bb!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@scarlet marten, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@scarlet marten, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @zealous citrus, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @vagrant storm, @unreal moat, @silk barn, @tight niche, and @zenith timber
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@zenith timber poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@silk barn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@jolly swift trapped @vagrant storm in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@tranquil wyvern tried to shoot @unreal moat using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tight niche's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@brave shore wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@velvet peak hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @velvet peak died.

@unreal moat was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @unreal moat died.

@jolly swift tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@silk barn was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @silk barn died.

@zenith timber learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @zenith timber died.

@vagrant storm wrote @scarlet marten's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @scarlet marten died.

@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @vagrant storm. @vagrant storm died.

@tranquil wyvern started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @tranquil wyvern suddenly didn't feel so good. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Emerald Staff.

@zealous citrus decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@zealous citrus was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @zealous citrus died.

@brave shore tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@brave shore overwhelmed @jolly swift with a storm of flying bananas. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@brave shore tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@tight niche wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@brave shore asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tight niche, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @brave shore to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 7th place: @scarlet marten
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith timber
100 points go to 9th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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[velvet peak]

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[true wren]

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[silk barn]

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[mighty coyote]

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[amber ermine]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

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[crude roost]

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[rancid crane]

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[long vine]

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[fiery canyon]

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[gleaming grove]

@fiery canyon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[abstract thunder]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[kind scroll]

bb!register

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @long vine, @brave shore, @crude roost, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @mighty coyote, @true wren, @abstract thunder, @fiery canyon, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @nova plover, @silk barn, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

Rumors started spreading that @crude roost was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @crude roost.

@amber ermine found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@long vine got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @long vine died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @velvet peak is now goo. @velvet peak died.

@raw moss, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@mighty coyote didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @mighty coyote died.

@tight niche got tired of @true wren trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @true wren at a Sawmill. @true wren died.

@fiery canyon thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@abstract thunder told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @abstract thunder died.

@fiery canyon received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @fiery canyon died.

@unreal moat spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @unreal moat still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @unreal moat died.

@jolly swift donned a Martian costume and chased @raw moss in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @raw moss died.

@nova plover was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @nova plover died.

@silk barn used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @silk barn died.

@amber ermine tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @amber ermine died.

A strange device attached itself to @rancid crane's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @rancid crane died.

@jolly swift took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@crude roost cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @crude roost's heart! @crude roost died.

@kind scroll tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @kind scroll died.

@jolly swift tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@brave shore woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@brave shore was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @brave shore died.

@tight niche was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @crude roost
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[crude roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[true wren]

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[velvet peak]

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[raw moss]

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[steel sentinel]

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[nova plover]

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[fiery canyon]

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[gleaming grove]

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[ruby shuttle]

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[plush otter]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[kind scroll]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[devout dew]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@devout dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @devout dew, @ruby shuttle, @plush otter, @crude roost, @velvet peak, @true wren, @fiery canyon, @raw moss, @nova plover, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

Someone let the dogs out! @plush otter tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @plush otter died.

@true wren finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@nova plover found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@kind scroll told @crude roost a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @crude roost died.

While exploring the Jungle, @true wren needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @true wren. @true wren died.

@tight niche wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

@velvet peak spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@nova plover went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @nova plover died.

@fiery canyon tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @fiery canyon was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @fiery canyon died.

@tranquil wyvern disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @kind scroll, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @kind scroll died.

@velvet peak's booty was plundered by pirates. @velvet peak died.

@ruby shuttle swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @ruby shuttle died.

@carmine cairn started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@tranquil wyvern walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

@tight niche made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@raw moss and @devout dew were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@carmine cairn tried to kill @tight niche, but failed to ask for consent.

@steel sentinel tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

@raw moss fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@tight niche started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @devout dew was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @devout dew had ever been in. @devout dew died.

@steel sentinel was tired of @raw moss constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @raw moss's front yard. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@tight niche drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @steel sentinel mopped @tight niche up with a tissue. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn ran out of bullets while fighting @steel sentinel, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @devout dew
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @ruby shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery canyon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

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@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[daring marlin]

bb!register

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@daring marlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[kind scroll]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[atomic nimbus]

Bb!register

[gleaming grove]

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @daring marlin, @velvet peak, @glacial totem, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@sweet fractal somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@sweet fractal stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @sweet fractal died.

@kind scroll was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @kind scroll died.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @daring marlin's. @daring marlin died.

@velvet peak, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @velvet peak died.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @raw moss tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@carmine cairn told @viscid orchid a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@glacial totem attacked @steel sentinel with a Legendary Zenith, but @steel sentinel's pen was mightier. @glacial totem died.

@viscid orchid vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @viscid orchid died.

@tight niche aimed a spinning toy at @tranquil wyvern, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@amber ermine made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @amber ermine died.

@steel sentinel started barking like a dog while chasing @rancid crane.

No one told @rancid crane that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @rancid crane died.

@tranquil wyvern gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss used an Inferno Fork to eat. @steel sentinel thought they didn't notice, but @raw moss just really likes spicy food.

@carmine cairn drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@raw moss went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel was cornered by @carmine cairn, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@tight niche was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@steel sentinel started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @steel sentinel died.

@carmine cairn tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@tight niche swung a Frostbrand at @carmine cairn and missed. However, @carmine cairn acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @tight niche to receive a yellow card.

@tight niche breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[velvet peak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register