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nimble totem Dec 12, 2025, 1:28 AM

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lament leaf Dec 12, 2025, 1:28 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 12, 2025, 1:28 AM

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uneven kestrel Dec 12, 2025, 1:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 1:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @plush otter, @nimble totem, @static trout, @raw moss, @radiant stump, @uneven kestrel, @deep shuttle, and @lament leaf
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@lament leaf summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @plush otter's life points directly. @plush otter died.

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@long vine tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@static trout tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @static trout died.

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@uneven kestrel shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @uneven kestrel died.

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@carmine cairn ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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A zombie snuck up on @deep shuttle and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @deep shuttle died.

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@brave shore started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@lament leaf combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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Several players decided to form a band. @brave shore was the trumpet, @nimble totem was the clarinetist, @carmine cairn was the drummer, and @radiant stump was the drum. @radiant stump died.

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@raw moss tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@long vine recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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The moon hit @lament leaf's eye like a big pizza pie. @lament leaf died.

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@raw moss wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@nimble totem wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @nimble totem died.

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@brave shore farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@carmine cairn went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @carmine cairn decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@long vine drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@long vine activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @long vine died.

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@raw moss searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@carmine cairn was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@raw moss traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @nimble totem
150 points go to 6th place: @lament leaf
100 points go to 7th place: @radiant stump
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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radiant stump Dec 12, 2025, 1:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 1:38 AM

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lament leaf Dec 12, 2025, 1:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 1:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 12, 2025, 1:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 1:44 AM

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uneven kestrel Dec 12, 2025, 1:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 1:45 AM

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long vine Dec 12, 2025, 1:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 1:53 AM

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tame falcon Dec 12, 2025, 1:58 AM

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raw moss Dec 12, 2025, 2:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 2:03 AM

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plush otter Dec 12, 2025, 2:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 2:08 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 12, 2025, 2:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 2:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tame falcon, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @plush otter, @livid shuttle, @radiant stump, @raw moss, @uneven kestrel, and @lament leaf
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tame falcon ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tame falcon died.

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@plush otter started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@plush otter drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tranquil wyvern mopped @plush otter up with a tissue. @plush otter died.

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@uneven kestrel fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @uneven kestrel gave up.

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@long vine has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @long vine woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@lament leaf invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@radiant stump got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @radiant stump died.

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@uneven kestrel got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @uneven kestrel, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @uneven kestrel died.

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@livid shuttle tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@lament leaf tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @lament leaf died.

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@raw moss ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@long vine tried to strike @tranquil wyvern down, but @tranquil wyvern instead became more powerful than @long vine could possibly imagine.

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@tranquil wyvern was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @livid shuttle died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @long vine was flattened by a road roller. @long vine died.

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@raw moss is hvinga stroker n. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lament leaf
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @radiant stump
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @tame falcon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Dec 12, 2025, 2:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 2:36 AM

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raw moss Dec 12, 2025, 2:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 2:37 AM

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lament leaf Dec 12, 2025, 2:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 2:42 AM

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weary crane Dec 12, 2025, 2:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 2:58 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 12, 2025, 3:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 3:24 AM

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west rover Dec 12, 2025, 3:27 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

velvet dune Dec 12, 2025, 3:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 3:31 AM

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daring marlin Dec 12, 2025, 3:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 3:32 AM

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brave shore Dec 12, 2025, 3:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 3:35 AM

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static trout Dec 12, 2025, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 3:39 AM

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upbeat ore Dec 12, 2025, 3:42 AM

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plush otter Dec 12, 2025, 3:58 AM

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rancid crane Dec 12, 2025, 4:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:14 AM

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unreal moat Dec 12, 2025, 4:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:24 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 12, 2025, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:25 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 12, 2025, 4:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @west rover, @long vine, @brave shore, @daring marlin, @velvet dune, @plush otter, @upbeat ore, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @rugged basin, @static trout, @raw moss, @rancid crane, and @lament leaf
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@west rover used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@weary crane was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @weary crane died.

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@long vine used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @long vine died.

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@daring marlin didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @daring marlin died.

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@plush otter was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@lament leaf watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@steel sentinel tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@brave shore desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@plush otter was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @plush otter died.

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@rugged basin watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@upbeat ore was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @upbeat ore died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @unreal moat in half. @unreal moat died.

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@rugged basin tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @rugged basin died.

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@static trout pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @static trout died.

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@rancid crane ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @rancid crane died.

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@west rover solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@brave shore tried to shoot @carmine cairn using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @raw moss's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@carmine cairn tried to assassinate @west rover, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@lament leaf accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @lament leaf died. @lament leaf died. @lament leaf died. @lament leaf died.

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@velvet dune started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @velvet dune - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @velvet dune then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@raw moss paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@brave shore drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@west rover became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@west rover walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @west rover died.

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@raw moss walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@velvet dune tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @velvet dune quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@steel sentinel wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@brave shore tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@steel sentinel wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@velvet dune had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @velvet dune wasn't a pie. @velvet dune died.

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@brave shore found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@brave shore went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @raw moss decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@steel sentinel breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @steel sentinel died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @carmine cairn's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @west rover
100 points go to 7th place: @lament leaf
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @rugged basin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Dec 12, 2025, 4:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:40 AM

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@west rover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 12, 2025, 4:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:42 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 12, 2025, 4:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:43 AM

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@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

fathom barn Dec 12, 2025, 4:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:48 AM

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uneven kestrel Dec 12, 2025, 4:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:52 AM

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@uneven kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

radiant stump Dec 12, 2025, 4:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 4:56 AM

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weary crane Dec 12, 2025, 5:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 5:00 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 12, 2025, 5:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 5:06 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 12, 2025, 5:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 5:07 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rugged basin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rugged basin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gaunt dawn Dec 12, 2025, 5:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 5:16 AM

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@gaunt dawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 12, 2025, 5:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 5:18 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 12, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 5:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @gaunt dawn, @radiant stump, @static trout, @potent talon, @gray sky, @brave shore, @west rover, @rugged basin, @weary crane, and @uneven kestrel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@potent talon failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@gaunt dawn saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @gaunt dawn died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @west rover were having a nice picnic on the beach when @uneven kestrel stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @radiant stump some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @radiant stump died.

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@steel sentinel went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@weary crane started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@static trout accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@carmine cairn looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@static trout used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @gray sky tested this theory on @static trout, who bounced, and ended up being right. @static trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@potent talon's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @potent talon died.

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@west rover tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@steel sentinel climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @uneven kestrel and @gray sky.

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@gray sky snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @gray sky died.

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@rugged basin started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@carmine cairn was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@rugged basin decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @rugged basin died.

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@weary crane was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @brave shore's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @weary crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@uneven kestrel was walked on by a Martian Walker. @uneven kestrel died.

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@fathom barn shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@steel sentinel opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@west rover tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @west rover died.

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@fathom barn went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @fathom barn died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@carmine cairn used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 6th place: @west rover
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @rugged basin
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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@fathom barn, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @rugged basin, @muted adder, @gray sky, @amber ermine, and @glass vine
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The Demolitionist told @fathom barn that it was a good day to die. @fathom barn thought so too. @fathom barn died.

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@livid shuttle opportunistically attacked @carmine cairn with a Katana while their cell phone was ringing. @carmine cairn died.

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@weary crane called @brave shore a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @brave shore died.

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@glass vine pranked @amber ermine by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@gray sky disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @glacial totem, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @glacial totem died.

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@true wren dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@weary crane found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @livid shuttle died.

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@muted adder and @gray sky set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@true wren was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@glass vine shot @rugged basin with a Water Gun. @rugged basin shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@amber ermine looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@rugged basin became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @rugged basin died.

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@true wren was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @weary crane caught them in time.

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@muted adder learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @muted adder died.

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@glass vine found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@gray sky turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @gray sky died.

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@true wren opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@weary crane wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@amber ermine played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @amber ermine died.

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@weary crane started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@glass vine crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @glass vine's entire body.

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@true wren ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@weary crane tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@true wren traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @glass vine. @glass vine died.

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@weary crane almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@weary crane was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @weary crane died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @true wren!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @true wren
500 points go to 2nd place: @weary crane
250 points go to 3rd place: @glass vine
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 7th place: @rugged basin
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 12, 2025, 7:38 AM

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true wren Dec 12, 2025, 8:50 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tawny fulcrum, @weary crane, @kind scroll, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @turbid skiff, @velvet peak, @real gale, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @desert plinth, @wide lintel, and @amber ermine
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@long vine tried to kill @wide lintel, but failed to ask for consent.

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@weary crane got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tawny fulcrum felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @tawny fulcrum died.

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@real gale found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@tranquil wyvern found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tranquil wyvern pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@weary crane got impaled by Mourning Wood. @weary crane died.

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@amber ermine found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @velvet peak to check it out. @velvet peak decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@velvet peak carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @velvet peak died.

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@turbid skiff purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@livid shuttle tried to launch a poison dart frog at @wide lintel through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @livid shuttle has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @livid shuttle died.

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@wide lintel was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @wide lintel died.

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@turbid skiff watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@true wren ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@desert plinth bragged to @tranquil wyvern about their combat skills. @tranquil wyvern didn't really know @desert plinth and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@amber ermine clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @amber ermine died.

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@real gale found some Diamond Ore. @long vine quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@turbid skiff was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @desert plinth stopped them in time.

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@kind scroll and @tranquil wyvern played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@kind scroll summoned a solar eclipse while @tranquil wyvern was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @kind scroll died.

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@long vine and @real gale engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @real gale blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @real gale died.

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@desert plinth created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@true wren was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@tranquil wyvern and @desert plinth had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@turbid skiff found @long vine sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@desert plinth built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@desert plinth fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @desert plinth died.

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@long vine performed surgery on a grape.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@true wren threatened @tranquil wyvern with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tranquil wyvern informed @true wren as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @true wren died.

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@long vine was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @long vine suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@turbid skiff made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@long vine didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @turbid skiff's. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@tranquil wyvern thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@long vine shot @tranquil wyvern in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @desert plinth
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @wide lintel
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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true wren Dec 12, 2025, 9:39 AM

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wide lintel Dec 12, 2025, 9:42 AM

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kind scroll Dec 12, 2025, 10:25 AM

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tight niche Dec 12, 2025, 10:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tawny fulcrum, @sweet fractal, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jovial fable, @ashen spire, @true wren, @vagrant storm, @wide lintel, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@tawny fulcrum was buried under an avalanche that @brave shore had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @tawny fulcrum died.

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@gray sky found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@ashen spire was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @ashen spire died.

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@wide lintel was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @wide lintel died.

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@amber ermine was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@vagrant storm used a Laser Drill to literally bore @amber ermine to death. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern offered to add a gold trim to @kind scroll's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@vagrant storm gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @vagrant storm died.

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@sweet fractal encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @sweet fractal decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@jovial fable went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @jovial fable died.

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@kind scroll was eaten by a tree. @kind scroll died.

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@sweet fractal started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern burst with happiness, quite literally. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@true wren picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @true wren died.

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@tight niche put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @true wren
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @jovial fable
100 points go to 8th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet peak Dec 12, 2025, 10:39 AM

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amber ermine Dec 12, 2025, 10:40 AM

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long vine Dec 12, 2025, 10:56 AM

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brave shore Dec 12, 2025, 10:58 AM

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near mortar Dec 12, 2025, 11:08 AM

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tight niche Dec 12, 2025, 11:28 AM

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plush otter Dec 12, 2025, 11:44 AM

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rancid crane Dec 12, 2025, 12:11 PM

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true wren Dec 12, 2025, 12:15 PM

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jolly swift Dec 12, 2025, 12:25 PM

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dim sphinx Dec 12, 2025, 12:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @dim sphinx, @near mortar, @plush otter, @long vine, @brave shore, @rancid crane, @true wren, and @velvet peak
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After exploring in darkness for some time, @amber ermine found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @amber ermine was trapped for all eternity. @amber ermine died.

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@dim sphinx put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@dim sphinx died.

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@velvet peak was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@tight niche's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tight niche responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@livid shuttle used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@long vine crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@true wren couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@tranquil wyvern hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@rancid crane was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@plush otter tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @near mortar, but they were in broad daylight.

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@long vine went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@near mortar was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @near mortar died.

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@true wren made up their own language and used it to threaten @rancid crane, who simply scratched their head.

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@livid shuttle tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @plush otter's head instead. @plush otter died.

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@rancid crane found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @rancid crane died.

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@jolly swift invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@velvet peak trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@brave shore fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@livid shuttle broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@true wren silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @long vine's back, which then integrated itself into @long vine's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@velvet peak got stuck in @tranquil wyvern's Rod of Discord farm. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@long vine looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@true wren verbally roasted @jolly swift so hard that they burst into flames. @jolly swift died.

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@livid shuttle watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@true wren wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @true wren died.

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@tight niche confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@long vine equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@tranquil wyvern made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @livid shuttle walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@brave shore patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise.

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@long vine and @tight niche spotted a Crystal Storm on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@livid shuttle took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@tranquil wyvern was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@tight niche took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@brave shore painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@long vine aimed a Last Prism beam at @brave shore, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@livid shuttle passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@livid shuttle uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@long vine tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @long vine died.

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@tight niche took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 10th place: @plush otter

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@hot kelp found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@true wren finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tight niche caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@hearty oracle gazed at clouds with @long vine. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@amber ermine challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @amber ermine died.

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@daring marlin took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @daring marlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to stab @hot kelp, but @hot kelp's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @hot kelp died.

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@zenith root drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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While examining a strange emblem, @long vine accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @long vine died.

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@hearty oracle tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @hearty oracle died.

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@zenith root drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@zenith root was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @zenith root died.

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@brave shore was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@tight niche ran out of bullets while fighting @true wren, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @true wren died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @kind scroll begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@kind scroll spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@kind scroll’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@kind scroll went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@kind scroll discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @kind scroll died.

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@jolly swift was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @jolly swift's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@tight niche used a Medusa Head on @tranquil wyvern and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@tight niche made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@tight niche accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @hot kelp

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@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@jolly swift felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@amber ermine managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@livid shuttle ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @amber ermine said "thanks, you too." @amber ermine died.

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@hot kelp escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@static trout finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @static trout died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @kind scroll wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@long vine's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @long vine! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@tight niche consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@hot kelp was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @hot kelp died.

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@long vine mistook @silk barn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern used an Inferno Fork to eat. @kind scroll thought they didn't notice, but @tranquil wyvern just really likes spicy food.

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@jolly swift sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@kind scroll finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@tranquil wyvern learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@silk barn summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @silk barn died.

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@velvet peak used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @velvet peak died.

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@kind scroll dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @kind scroll died.

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@true wren swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern took aim at @jolly swift from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@jolly swift ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern aimed a spinning toy at @tight niche, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@tight niche ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tight niche saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @tranquil wyvern instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @silk barn
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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@tight niche adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @weary crane wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @tight niche all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@tranquil wyvern touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@amber ermine broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@hot kelp faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@charred hornet thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@jolly swift built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@ashen spire tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @ashen spire extremely rich.

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@weary crane learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@tranquil wyvern used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@tight niche hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @tight niche could pull it to shore.

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@amber ermine flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @jolly swift when the world was flipped.

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@amber ermine was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @amber ermine barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @amber ermine died.

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@ashen spire got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @ashen spire died.

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@hot kelp invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@charred hornet tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @charred hornet died.

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@velvet peak descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@hot kelp hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @hot kelp died.

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@tight niche attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@weary crane told @carmine cairn that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @carmine cairn took those words literally and peeled @weary crane. @weary crane died.

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@sweet fractal challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @sweet fractal died.

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@jolly swift was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche started rallying for goblin rights.

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@carmine cairn purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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Someone let the dogs out! @tranquil wyvern tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @charred hornet
100 points go to 10th place: @ashen spire

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@livid shuttle brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@hard scaffold found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull The Horseman's Blade.

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@ashen spire began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@amber ermine was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @amber ermine died.

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@kind scroll and @olive garden had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@ashen spire dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @ashen spire died.

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@hard scaffold found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @static trout, who was out swimming that day. @static trout died.

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@tight niche tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@kind scroll solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tranquil wyvern excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@peak yoke built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @peak yoke died.

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@olive garden underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@hard scaffold went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @hard scaffold died.

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@olive garden tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@kind scroll asked for @carmine cairn's autograph. At first, @carmine cairn was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@kind scroll forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @kind scroll died.

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@tight niche shot their Tactical Shotgun to the left of @tranquil wyvern just to scare them. @tranquil wyvern heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@tight niche drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @tight niche died.

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@olive garden reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

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@olive garden spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@carmine cairn was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@olive garden tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @olive garden was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @olive garden died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @olive garden
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @hard scaffold
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 13 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @daring marlin, @plush otter, @velvet peak, @ashen spire, @viscid orchid, @radiant stump, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, and @rancid crane
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@daring marlin thought they assassinated @rancid crane, but it was just @daring marlin in disguise. Huh? @daring marlin died.

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@sweet fractal was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@plush otter broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @plush otter died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@carmine cairn tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@viscid orchid drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @viscid orchid died.

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@tight niche had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Handgun. Obviously, this failed.

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@uneven kestrel found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @velvet peak, who silenced @uneven kestrel by filling their hiding place with water. @uneven kestrel died.

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@ashen spire used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@rancid crane told @ashen spire to step off their carpet, which they did. @rancid crane proceeded to murder @ashen spire, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @ashen spire died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to set up a campfire, but @carmine cairn drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@radiant stump told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @radiant stump died.

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@kind scroll sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@sweet fractal tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @rancid crane being mercilessly tickled by @tight niche.

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@carmine cairn performed an interpretive dance for @tranquil wyvern and @kind scroll as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@sweet fractal blew @rancid crane to bits using an exploding bed. @rancid crane died.

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@velvet peak walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @velvet peak died.

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@kind scroll was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @kind scroll died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tranquil wyvern was morbidly interested.

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@tight niche accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@sweet fractal got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@tight niche started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @carmine cairn spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@carmine cairn somehow convinced @tight niche that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @radiant stump
100 points go to 9th place: @ashen spire
100 points go to 10th place: @uneven kestrel

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There are 15 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @daring marlin, @velvet peak, @ashen spire, @rain ermine, @viscid orchid, @silk barn, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, @peak yoke, and @rancid crane
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@sweet fractal started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @sweet fractal died.

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@olive garden discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @olive garden died.

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@carmine cairn found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@daring marlin forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @daring marlin died.

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@peak yoke put two forward slashes in front of @rain ermine and commented them out of existence. @rain ermine died.

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@viscid orchid literally can't even. @viscid orchid died.

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@tight niche somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@ashen spire tricked @silk barn into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @silk barn died.

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@uneven kestrel thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @uneven kestrel died.

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@peak yoke was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @peak yoke died.

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@kind scroll found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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While playing at the beach, @tight niche buried @velvet peak in the sand. It took @velvet peak several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@tranquil wyvern boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@ashen spire and @rancid crane cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @rancid crane, because @ashen spire was wearing Frost armor.

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@carmine cairn started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@rancid crane challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @rancid crane died.

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@velvet peak called @tight niche on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @velvet peak died.

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@ashen spire thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @ashen spire died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @kind scroll used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @kind scroll died.

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@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@tight niche told @tranquil wyvern that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @tranquil wyvern vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@carmine cairn discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@carmine cairn caused @tight niche to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@tight niche fed @carmine cairn several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@tight niche used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 5th place: @ashen spire
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 10th place: @silk barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Dec 12, 2025, 7:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 12, 2025, 7:28 PM

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daring marlin Dec 12, 2025, 7:45 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @ashen spire, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @tame falcon, @daring marlin, @static trout, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @rancid crane, and @velvet peak
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@tame falcon found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@static trout pulled out their Cutlass and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @static trout pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@carmine cairn tried to deal a finishing blow to @raw moss, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@daring marlin took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@kind scroll heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @kind scroll died.

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@velvet peak started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@hot kelp was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@ashen spire thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @ashen spire died.

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@rancid crane soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @rancid crane dyed.

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@tight niche cut a specific wire in @sweet fractal's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @sweet fractal died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @raw moss a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @hot kelp with it. However, @raw moss clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @raw moss died.

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@static trout shot a sand block at @tame falcon with a Sandgun, but @tame falcon managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@tame falcon tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @rancid crane's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @tame falcon died.

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@daring marlin started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @velvet peak forced them to put in some more effort.

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@tight niche overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@daring marlin made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @daring marlin rich and famous.

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Congratulations, @static trout! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @static trout died.

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@tight niche fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@rancid crane tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@peak yoke claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@hot kelp found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@hot kelp was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @hot kelp died.

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@peak yoke tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @daring marlin in disguise. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet peak found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @velvet peak was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@carmine cairn was dunked on by @rancid crane. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@rancid crane ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @rancid crane died.

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@carmine cairn tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@daring marlin found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @daring marlin died.

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@velvet peak managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @velvet peak found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @daring marlin
150 points go to 5th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @tame falcon
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 12, 2025, 8:39 PM

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cosmic cosmos Dec 12, 2025, 8:48 PM

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velvet peak Dec 12, 2025, 8:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 8:51 PM

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hot kelp Dec 12, 2025, 8:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 8:55 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 12, 2025, 9:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:00 PM

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tepid heron Dec 12, 2025, 9:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:03 PM

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daring marlin Dec 12, 2025, 9:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:12 PM

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rancid crane Dec 12, 2025, 9:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:22 PM

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jolly swift Dec 12, 2025, 9:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:23 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 12, 2025, 9:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:25 PM

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kind scroll Dec 12, 2025, 9:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:26 PM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 12, 2025, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @daring marlin, @cosmic cosmos, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @tepid heron, @raw moss, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, @rancid crane, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tepid heron tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @tepid heron died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @uneven kestrel. @uneven kestrel died.

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@hot kelp got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @hot kelp died.

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@velvet peak replaced @kind scroll's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @kind scroll died.

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@daring marlin tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @daring marlin died.

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@jolly swift developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@cosmic cosmos distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@velvet peak, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@rancid crane captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@tight niche played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@carmine cairn drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @jolly swift's. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@cosmic cosmos went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@tight niche had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@rancid crane became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@rancid crane called @cosmic cosmos a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @rancid crane died.

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@velvet peak accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @velvet peak was forgiven.

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@cosmic cosmos wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tight niche wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @cosmic cosmos killed the Traveling Merchant first. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@raw moss dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@velvet peak angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @velvet peak died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @raw moss. Queen Bee died.

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@tight niche tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@carmine cairn was furious at @tight niche for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @carmine cairn's special someone!

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@carmine cairn fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @cosmic cosmos
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @daring marlin
100 points go to 9th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 10th place: @hot kelp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 12, 2025, 9:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 12, 2025, 9:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:39 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cosmic cosmos Dec 12, 2025, 9:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:40 PM

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@cosmic cosmos, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk barn Dec 12, 2025, 9:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:44 PM

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@silk barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven kestrel Dec 12, 2025, 9:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 12, 2025, 9:48 PM

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@uneven kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

daring marlin Dec 12, 2025, 9:50 PM

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