#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 64

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 12:35 PM

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@stuck pelican made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @flint sage joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @flint sage died.

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@crisp flax obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @crisp flax never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@tranquil wyvern modified @sweet fractal's Shroomite Digging Claw to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @sweet fractal was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @sweet fractal died.

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@frosty pike spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @frosty pike died.

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@unreal moat called @brave shore a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @brave shore died.

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@abstract thunder got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @abstract thunder was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @abstract thunder died.

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@unreal moat got stuck in @rancid crane's Rod of Discord farm. @unreal moat died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @stuck pelican, @tight niche leaned away and farted.

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@stuck pelican tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @stuck pelican died.

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@crisp flax felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @kind scroll setting explosives beneath them. @crisp flax died.

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Rumors started spreading that @rancid crane was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @rancid crane.

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@tight niche shot a sand block at @kind scroll with a Sandgun, but @kind scroll managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@rancid crane realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @rancid crane died.

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@kind scroll tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern donated all of their organs to those in need. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 5th place: @crisp flax
150 points go to 6th place: @stuck pelican
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @frosty pike

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 12:38 PM

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abstract thunder Dec 9, 2025, 12:39 PM

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long vine Dec 9, 2025, 12:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 12:51 PM

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amber ermine Dec 9, 2025, 12:57 PM

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tame elbow Dec 9, 2025, 1:17 PM

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jolly swift Dec 9, 2025, 1:17 PM

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little pagoda Dec 9, 2025, 1:18 PM

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true wren Dec 9, 2025, 1:22 PM

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peak yoke Dec 9, 2025, 1:26 PM

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unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 1:29 PM

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tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 1:29 PM

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kind scroll Dec 9, 2025, 1:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @crisp flax, @kind scroll, @little pagoda, @sweet fractal, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, @tame elbow, @abstract thunder, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tranquil wyvern's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@tight niche managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@amber ermine was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @amber ermine died.

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@true wren tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@unreal moat suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @unreal moat died.

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@little pagoda tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @sweet fractal, but it refused to listen because @little pagoda didn't have enough badges.

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@jolly swift tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @jolly swift is now bald.

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@peak yoke sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @peak yoke died.

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@tame elbow went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @tame elbow died.

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@kind scroll was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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A Martian Probe spotted @kind scroll, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @kind scroll was too boring.

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A zombie snuck up on @abstract thunder and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @abstract thunder died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@jolly swift and @true wren fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @jolly swift won by breaking @true wren's spine. @true wren died.

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@little pagoda was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @crisp flax's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @little pagoda died.

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@sweet fractal tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@tranquil wyvern contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@kind scroll tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@long vine tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@kind scroll was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @kind scroll died.

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@jolly swift ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @jolly swift died.

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@crisp flax was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @crisp flax died.

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@sweet fractal was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @sweet fractal into the freezing cold water. @sweet fractal died.

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@long vine ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @crisp flax
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @little pagoda
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @abstract thunder

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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kind scroll Dec 9, 2025, 1:39 PM

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amber ermine Dec 9, 2025, 1:43 PM

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peak yoke Dec 9, 2025, 1:44 PM

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long vine Dec 9, 2025, 1:45 PM

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little pagoda Dec 9, 2025, 1:45 PM

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nova plover Dec 9, 2025, 1:48 PM

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unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 1:51 PM

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flint sage Dec 9, 2025, 1:58 PM

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grizzled tusk Dec 9, 2025, 2:06 PM

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true wren Dec 9, 2025, 2:15 PM

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tame elbow Dec 9, 2025, 2:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 2:28 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @kind scroll, @little pagoda, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, @tame elbow, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tranquil wyvern observed disapprovingly.

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@amber ermine drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@tame elbow befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@kind scroll equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@tight niche crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @tight niche's entire body.

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@little pagoda started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @unreal moat and @long vine out.

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@grizzled tusk smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@true wren built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@flint sage tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @flint sage. @flint sage died.

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@nova plover was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @nova plover died.

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@unreal moat likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @unreal moat probably liked trains a bit too much. @unreal moat died.

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@tame elbow started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@peak yoke gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @peak yoke died.

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@little pagoda was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@kind scroll made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@tranquil wyvern was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@tight niche told @long vine that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @long vine vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@kind scroll and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @true wren tattled on them.

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@grizzled tusk gave a hug to @sweet fractal and almost choked them to death!

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@long vine and @true wren were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @long vine suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @true wren turned around to look. @true wren died.

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@little pagoda rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @little pagoda's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@tame elbow recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@sweet fractal activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @sweet fractal died.

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@grizzled tusk did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tame elbow, who happened to be passing by.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @tranquil wyvern being mercilessly tickled by @tight niche.

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@tame elbow tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @tame elbow died.

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@little pagoda created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@tranquil wyvern skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@long vine created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @long vine's artistic genius.

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@grizzled tusk used a Laser Drill to literally bore @little pagoda to death. @little pagoda died.

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@grizzled tusk replaced @kind scroll's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @kind scroll died.

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@tight niche began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@grizzled tusk tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @grizzled tusk died.

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@long vine fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 5th place: @little pagoda
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @tame elbow
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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little pagoda Dec 9, 2025, 2:43 PM

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unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 2:43 PM

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raw moss Dec 9, 2025, 2:44 PM

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long vine Dec 9, 2025, 2:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 2:53 PM

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fresh wing Dec 9, 2025, 2:57 PM

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amber ermine Dec 9, 2025, 3:08 PM

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nova plover Dec 9, 2025, 3:12 PM

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flint sage Dec 9, 2025, 3:24 PM

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kind scroll Dec 9, 2025, 3:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 3:27 PM

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tame elbow Dec 9, 2025, 3:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @kind scroll, @little pagoda, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @long vine, @tame elbow, and @fresh wing
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@amber ermine fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @nova plover. @amber ermine died.

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@kind scroll overwhelmed @little pagoda with a storm of flying bananas. @little pagoda died.

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@sweet fractal was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@flint sage tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@unreal moat picked a fight with a goose. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@long vine found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@long vine thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @long vine died.

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@tight niche ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@nova plover insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @fresh wing insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @fresh wing, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @fresh wing died.

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@tame elbow wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@sweet fractal was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@kind scroll just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@raw moss tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@nova plover was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @flint sage. @flint sage died.

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@raw moss broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@tame elbow wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@kind scroll accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @kind scroll died.

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@sweet fractal wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@nova plover used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @nova plover died.

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@tame elbow used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @tame elbow died.

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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@tranquil wyvern took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Onyx Blaster.

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@tranquil wyvern was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sweet fractal emerged from a tree stump and scolded @tight niche for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @tight niche was still holding an axe. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss literally can't even. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tame elbow
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 9th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flint sage Dec 9, 2025, 3:39 PM

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fresh wing Dec 9, 2025, 3:41 PM

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nova plover Dec 9, 2025, 3:41 PM

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weary crane Dec 9, 2025, 3:41 PM

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jolly swift Dec 9, 2025, 3:42 PM

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velvet peak Dec 9, 2025, 3:44 PM

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raw moss Dec 9, 2025, 3:48 PM

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rare quest Dec 9, 2025, 3:52 PM

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true wren Dec 9, 2025, 3:54 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 4:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 4:00 PM

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kind scroll Dec 9, 2025, 4:26 PM

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tame elbow Dec 9, 2025, 4:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @rare quest, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @flint sage, @true wren, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @tame elbow, @silk barn, and @tight niche
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@sweet fractal found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@rare quest became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @rare quest died.

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@true wren wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @true wren died.

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@tame elbow found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@raw moss commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@viscid orchid accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @viscid orchid died.

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@velvet peak opportunistically attacked @silk barn with a Night's Edge while their cell phone was ringing. @silk barn died.

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@tight niche took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@flint sage took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @flint sage died.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @tame elbow with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @tame elbow died.

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@kind scroll gave @velvet peak Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @velvet peak died.

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@raw moss marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@jolly swift walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@tranquil wyvern hosted a spelling bee! @kind scroll had to spell "cat". @carmine cairn had to spell "rain". @jolly swift had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@raw moss had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tight niche invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@jolly swift started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@jolly swift got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @jolly swift died.

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@kind scroll visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @kind scroll thought her hands were more interesting.

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@tranquil wyvern touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@tranquil wyvern used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to assassinate @kind scroll, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@kind scroll somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @kind scroll died.

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@carmine cairn found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@tight niche stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@raw moss was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@carmine cairn walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@tight niche saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn drew swords on the ground. @raw moss started stomping all over them. Furious, @carmine cairn picked one up and stabbed @raw moss with it.. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @tame elbow
100 points go to 9th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 10th place: @silk barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Dec 9, 2025, 4:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 4:39 PM

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velvet peak Dec 9, 2025, 4:40 PM

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raw moss Dec 9, 2025, 4:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 4:40 PM

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rare quest Dec 9, 2025, 4:43 PM

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rancid crane Dec 9, 2025, 5:05 PM

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true wren Dec 9, 2025, 5:08 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 9, 2025, 5:10 PM

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rain solar Dec 9, 2025, 5:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 5:11 PM

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kind scroll Dec 9, 2025, 5:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 5:15 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 5:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 5:17 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 9, 2025, 5:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 5:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 9, 2025, 5:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 5:22 PM

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tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 5:30 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @rare quest, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @rain solar, @velvet peak, @true wren, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @rancid crane
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@kind scroll somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @kind scroll's chests for the rest of its life.

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@tranquil wyvern developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@rain solar declared war on emus. The emus won. @rain solar died.

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@static trout started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn, @rancid crane, and @velvet peak made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@peak yoke was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@velvet peak took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@raw moss invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@rare quest tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @rare quest keeled over from a heart attack. @rare quest died.

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@true wren found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @true wren headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@kind scroll overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@kind scroll started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @kind scroll died.

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@tight niche attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @raw moss managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@true wren was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@velvet peak decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@tranquil wyvern was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@carmine cairn heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@rancid crane saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@true wren tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @true wren died.

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@velvet peak spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@rancid crane heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tight niche, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@raw moss contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@tranquil wyvern ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@carmine cairn asked @rancid crane to give them a hand, so @rancid crane chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@rancid crane tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @rancid crane died.

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@raw moss got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@tight niche sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 9th place: @rare quest
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 9, 2025, 5:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 5:40 PM

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true wren Dec 9, 2025, 5:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 5:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 5:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 5:57 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 9, 2025, 6:06 PM

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static trout Dec 9, 2025, 6:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:11 PM

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delicate mulch Dec 9, 2025, 6:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:16 PM

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kind scroll Dec 9, 2025, 6:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:20 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 9, 2025, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:25 PM

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rancid crane Dec 9, 2025, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:26 PM

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jolly swift Dec 9, 2025, 6:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:27 PM

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hearty oracle Dec 9, 2025, 6:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@delicate mulch, @hearty oracle, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @true wren, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@delicate mulch didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @delicate mulch died.

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@hearty oracle encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @hearty oracle died.

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@velvet peak accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@true wren found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@true wren was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @true wren died.

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@rancid crane tried to kill @tight niche with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@static trout and @rancid crane built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tranquil wyvern made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@kind scroll took aim at @carmine cairn from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@tight niche was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@raw moss joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@jolly swift got quantum-entangled with @carmine cairn, and used this opportunity to force @carmine cairn to pick their own nose.

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@tranquil wyvern used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@static trout built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @static trout died.

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@kind scroll thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @kind scroll died.

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@rancid crane wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@tranquil wyvern saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tight niche made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@rancid crane tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@jolly swift tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@rancid crane paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Lead Shortsword.

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@tranquil wyvern had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@tight niche found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @tranquil wyvern found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was playing hide and seek with @carmine cairn and @raw moss, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @tight niche died.

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@rancid crane was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @rancid crane died.

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@raw moss was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly cloud Dec 9, 2025, 6:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:39 PM

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@jolly cloud, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid crane Dec 9, 2025, 6:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:45 PM

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@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

uneven kestrel Dec 9, 2025, 6:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 6:53 PM

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@uneven kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 9, 2025, 7:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 7:04 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 7:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 7:08 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 9, 2025, 7:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 7:10 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 9, 2025, 7:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 7:14 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Dec 9, 2025, 7:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 7:18 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 9, 2025, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 7:25 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 9, 2025, 7:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 7:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @exotic saddle, @jolly cloud, @peak yoke, @rancid crane, and @uneven kestrel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @nova plover over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@amber ermine got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@amber ermine sniped @tight niche with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, it was opposite day. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @exotic saddle died.

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@jolly cloud got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @jolly cloud died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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After eating supper together, @tranquil wyvern betrayed @rancid crane in exchange for 30 silver coins. @rancid crane died.

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@tight niche hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@uneven kestrel accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @uneven kestrel died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@nova plover crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@carmine cairn tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@jolly swift will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@nova plover forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@jolly swift lured @tranquil wyvern into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @tranquil wyvern's dust allergy! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @carmine cairn. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly cloud
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @uneven kestrel, @rancid crane, @true wren, @wheat falcon, and @velvet peak
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@nova plover didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @peak yoke died.

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@wheat falcon tried to stab @uneven kestrel, but @uneven kestrel's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @uneven kestrel died.

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@sweet fractal tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@velvet peak started barking like a dog while chasing @tight niche.

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@rancid crane made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @rancid crane died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @tranquil wyvern knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@raw moss went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@tranquil wyvern ran out of bullets while fighting @true wren, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @true wren died.

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@wheat falcon accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @wheat falcon died.

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@raw moss went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @raw moss's canvas.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@velvet peak threw @sweet fractal in the washing machine and turned it on. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@velvet peak accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @velvet peak died. @velvet peak died. @velvet peak died. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@raw moss started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@tight niche wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@carmine cairn found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@raw moss threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @tight niche would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@carmine cairn was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @wheat falcon
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 10th place: @uneven kestrel

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bold flicker Dec 9, 2025, 8:56 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 9, 2025, 9:23 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @velvet peak, @exotic saddle, @woeful hare, @bold flicker, @chrome steeple, @raw moss, @tight niche, @uneven kestrel, @peak yoke, and @rancid crane
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@sweet fractal got impaled by Mourning Wood. @sweet fractal died.

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@velvet peak played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@exotic saddle was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @exotic saddle died.

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@peak yoke compressed @woeful hare until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @woeful hare died.

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@rancid citrus used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@chrome steeple solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@uneven kestrel had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@rancid crane tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@chrome steeple tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @chrome steeple died.

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@bold flicker was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @uneven kestrel's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @uneven kestrel died.

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@peak yoke started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@carmine cairn drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@peak yoke's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @peak yoke to notice them. @peak yoke died.

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@bold flicker tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @bold flicker died.

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@raw moss used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@rancid citrus's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @rancid citrus died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @raw moss wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@tight niche tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @tight niche's mouth.

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@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@raw moss fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @rancid crane and @tight niche to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@carmine cairn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tight niche placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Phoenix Blaster.

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@carmine cairn became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@rancid crane dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @rancid crane died.

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@tight niche crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @carmine cairn laughed at them, not knowing that @tight niche was just a completionist.

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@raw moss stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@carmine cairn crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@tight niche told @raw moss a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@raw moss made up their own language and used it to threaten @carmine cairn, who simply scratched their head.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @raw moss some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@tight niche drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@carmine cairn made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 5th place: @rancid citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 9, 2025, 9:39 PM

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bold flicker Dec 9, 2025, 9:39 PM

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brave shore Dec 9, 2025, 9:41 PM

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peak yoke Dec 9, 2025, 9:46 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 9, 2025, 9:48 PM

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nova plover Dec 9, 2025, 10:30 PM

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proud lava Dec 9, 2025, 10:35 PM

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weary crane Dec 9, 2025, 10:39 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 9, 2025, 11:19 PM

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rancid crane Dec 9, 2025, 11:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@proud lava, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @bold flicker, @brave shore, @weary crane, @rancid crane, and @uneven kestrel
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@proud lava defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @proud lava died.

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@bold flicker broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@raw moss found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @raw moss was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@weary crane tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@carmine cairn wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@nova plover kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@nova plover used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @nova plover died.

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@brave shore spiced up @peak yoke's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @peak yoke died.

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@bold flicker sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @bold flicker died.

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@raw moss was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@weary crane created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @brave shore got too close while watching. @brave shore died.

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@weary crane used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @weary crane died.

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@uneven kestrel discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@uneven kestrel used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @uneven kestrel died.

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@rancid crane wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @rancid crane's head. @rancid crane died.

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@raw moss tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@raw moss tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@carmine cairn managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@carmine cairn tied up @raw moss and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @raw moss to die. However, @raw moss managed to escape from their bonds.

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@carmine cairn chased @raw moss with their Purple Clubberfish. @raw moss tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @carmine cairn. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven kestrel
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 9, 2025, 11:38 PM

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potent palm Dec 9, 2025, 11:53 PM

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plush otter Dec 9, 2025, 11:54 PM

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uneven kestrel Dec 10, 2025, 12:01 AM

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bold flicker Dec 10, 2025, 12:16 AM

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daring pewter Dec 10, 2025, 12:19 AM

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long vine Dec 10, 2025, 12:25 AM

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grizzled tusk Dec 10, 2025, 12:26 AM

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carmine kestrel Dec 10, 2025, 12:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@grizzled tusk, @raw moss, @potent palm, @peak yoke, @bold flicker, @plush otter, @carmine kestrel, @long vine, @daring pewter, and @uneven kestrel
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@potent palm was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @potent palm died.

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@daring pewter was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @peak yoke with its horns. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @long vine was forgiven.

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@grizzled tusk decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@bold flicker became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @bold flicker died.

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@uneven kestrel found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @plush otter. @plush otter died.

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@carmine kestrel tried to confess their love to @uneven kestrel, but @uneven kestrel interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@raw moss walked into a bar. @daring pewter laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@long vine had @carmine kestrel lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @carmine kestrel, this wasn't a magic show. @carmine kestrel died.

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@uneven kestrel started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@raw moss searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@grizzled tusk donned a Martian costume and chased @daring pewter in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @daring pewter died.

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@long vine was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@uneven kestrel trapped @long vine in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@uneven kestrel blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @uneven kestrel died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@long vine wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@grizzled tusk took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@raw moss, @long vine, and @grizzled tusk formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@grizzled tusk looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @grizzled tusk died.

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@long vine baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @uneven kestrel
150 points go to 5th place: @daring pewter
150 points go to 6th place: @carmine kestrel
100 points go to 7th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 8th place: @bold flicker
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @potent palm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 10, 2025, 12:38 AM

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long vine Dec 10, 2025, 12:41 AM

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nova plover Dec 10, 2025, 1:00 AM

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plush otter Dec 10, 2025, 1:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 1:18 AM

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unreal moat Dec 10, 2025, 1:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 1:20 AM

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uneven kestrel Dec 10, 2025, 1:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 1:23 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 1:25 AM

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bold flicker Dec 10, 2025, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 1:25 AM

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weary crane Dec 10, 2025, 1:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 1:29 AM

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brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 1:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 1:42 AM

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daring pewter Dec 10, 2025, 1:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 1:44 AM

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woeful hare Dec 10, 2025, 1:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 1:48 AM

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potent talon Dec 10, 2025, 2:01 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 2:01 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 2:30 AM

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brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 2:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 2:30 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 14 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @plush otter, @woeful hare, @bold flicker, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @raw moss, @nova plover, @uneven kestrel, @daring pewter, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@raw moss became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@weary crane used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @weary crane didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @weary crane died.

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@long vine was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @long vine died.

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@potent talon drew swords on the ground. @plush otter started stomping all over them. Furious, @potent talon picked one up and stabbed @plush otter with it.. @plush otter died.

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@carmine cairn got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@woeful hare tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @woeful hare died.

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@peak yoke recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@nova plover dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @nova plover is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@unreal moat walked into a bar. @uneven kestrel laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@unreal moat used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @potent talon died.

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@daring pewter was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @daring pewter lived.

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@nova plover iwwegawy owoed to @uneven kestrel and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @nova plover died.

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@uneven kestrel stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @uneven kestrel died.

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@carmine cairn found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@brave shore suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@daring pewter decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @daring pewter died.

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@peak yoke was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@raw moss claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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A monkey dramatically raised @bold flicker up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @bold flicker off said cliff. @bold flicker died.

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@brave shore argued with @carmine cairn about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@raw moss wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@brave shore started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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All that glitters is not gold. @carmine cairn disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@brave shore angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @brave shore's floating house. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn had @raw moss lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @raw moss, this wasn't a magic show. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @bold flicker
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @daring pewter
100 points go to 7th place: @uneven kestrel
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

bold flicker Dec 10, 2025, 2:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 2:40 AM

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@bold flicker, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 2:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 2:43 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 10, 2025, 2:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 2:47 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 10, 2025, 3:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 3:01 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rugged basin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 10, 2025, 3:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 3:06 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 10, 2025, 3:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 3:17 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 10, 2025, 3:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 3:25 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 3:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 3:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon Dec 10, 2025, 3:33 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 3:33 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 10, 2025, 3:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 3:33 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:01 AM

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@rugged basin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Dec 10, 2025, 4:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:16 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rare quest Dec 10, 2025, 4:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:19 AM

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@rare quest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 4:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @rare quest, @long vine, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @bold flicker, @unreal moat, @rugged basin, @static trout, @raw moss, @potent talon, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem tried to kill @rugged basin with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@rare quest attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @rare quest died.

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@long vine contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @long vine died.

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@bold flicker drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@glacial totem was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@proud lava wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@potent talon chased @proud lava with their Pearlwood Sword. @proud lava tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @potent talon. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle and @unreal moat had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@livid shuttle playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Orichalcum Halberd. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@bold flicker was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @bold flicker died.

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@brave shore picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@unreal moat had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @unreal moat died.

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@rugged basin went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @rugged basin died.

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@static trout returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@potent talon considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@static trout's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @static trout died.

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@potent talon programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@tight niche got a piggyback ride from @peak yoke, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn and @brave shore were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@raw moss tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@brave shore won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@raw moss panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore threw a Stink Potion at @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn threw a Toxic Flask right back. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @rugged basin
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @bold flicker

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Dec 10, 2025, 4:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:38 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 10, 2025, 4:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:42 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 10, 2025, 4:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:43 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 4:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:43 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rugged basin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 10, 2025, 4:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:50 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rugged basin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 10, 2025, 4:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 4:58 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 10, 2025, 5:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:17 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rare quest Dec 10, 2025, 5:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:18 AM

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@rare quest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid crane Dec 10, 2025, 5:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:22 AM

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@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 5:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

devout dew Dec 10, 2025, 5:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@devout dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@rare quest, @tight niche, @devout dew, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @long vine, @rugged basin, @brave shore, @weary crane, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@devout dew buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@nova plover started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @nova plover died.

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@gray sky started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @carmine cairn's mouth.

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@unreal moat gave a hug to @rancid crane and almost choked them to death!

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@long vine felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @tight niche took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@long vine tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @long vine died.

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@rugged basin tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @rugged basin died.

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@weary crane was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @weary crane into the freezing cold water. @weary crane died.

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No one told @rare quest that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @rare quest died.

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@unreal moat didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @unreal moat died.

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@devout dew asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@rancid crane fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@brave shore was briefly jumpscared by @tight niche wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@rancid crane equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @raw moss chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @rancid crane's shattered corpse. @rancid crane died.

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@devout dew started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @devout dew is still slurping that noodle.

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@brave shore fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@raw moss lured @devout dew into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @devout dew's dust allergy! @devout dew died.

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@carmine cairn used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @carmine cairn then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@brave shore tried to explain to @carmine cairn that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @carmine cairn countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tight niche unlocked the power of flight!

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@tight niche went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@raw moss woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @raw moss with bug spray. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @devout dew
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @rare quest
100 points go to 9th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 10th place: @rugged basin

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 10, 2025, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 10, 2025, 5:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:40 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 10, 2025, 5:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 5:45 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

woeful hare Dec 10, 2025, 6:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:04 AM

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@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 10, 2025, 6:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:05 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zealous citrus Dec 10, 2025, 6:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:16 AM

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@zealous citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

knotty ridge Dec 10, 2025, 6:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:19 AM

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@knotty ridge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 10, 2025, 6:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:21 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 6:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 10, 2025, 6:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:26 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Dec 10, 2025, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @knotty ridge, @woeful hare, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @brave shore, @zealous citrus, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@brave shore damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@nova plover managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@amber ermine's skeleton decided that @amber ermine wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @amber ermine died.

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@knotty ridge built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @knotty ridge died.

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@unreal moat decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@raw moss hid from @woeful hare by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@carmine cairn lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@zealous citrus tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@unreal moat got tired of @woeful hare constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @woeful hare died.

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There once was a @nova plover who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @nova plover's insides, and all the animals were freed. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@tight niche consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@zealous citrus hid an actuator in @raw moss's lunch. Later that day, @raw moss stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @raw moss died.

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@unreal moat stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @brave shore died.

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@true wren went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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A witch prophesized that @carmine cairn would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@carmine cairn had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@true wren's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @true wren died.

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@tight niche was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@zealous citrus wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@tight niche screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@zealous citrus loves @tight niche to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @zealous citrus died.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche were about to face off, but @carmine cairn had to run off to the restroom first.

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@tight niche made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Dec 10, 2025, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:38 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 10, 2025, 6:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 6:53 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rugged basin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 10, 2025, 7:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 7:00 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zealous citrus Dec 10, 2025, 7:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 7:04 AM

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@zealous citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 10, 2025, 7:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 7:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

mint grove Dec 10, 2025, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@mint grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

silk abyss Dec 10, 2025, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@silk abyss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rugged basin Dec 10, 2025, 7:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 7:37 AM

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@rugged basin, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 10, 2025, 7:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 7:48 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Dec 10, 2025, 7:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 7:52 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 10, 2025, 8:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 8:10 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 10, 2025, 8:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 10, 2025, 8:16 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @zealous citrus, @fiery belfry, @proud lava, @true wren, @unreal moat, @rugged basin, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, @mint grove, @amber ermine, and @silk abyss
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@mint grove eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@amber ermine created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @amber ermine's artistic genius.

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@tight niche wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@fiery belfry was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@carmine cairn found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @carmine cairn died.