#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 63

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@atomic haven's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Blue Phaseblade was nice and clean, but their Lead Bow's string broke, and their Life Drain cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@atomic haven was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @atomic haven died.

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@amber ermine dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@fiery belfry practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @zenith root and @amber ermine got their chainsaws ready.

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@tight niche threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@kind scroll invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@zenith root was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @zenith root died.

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@grizzled tusk put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@kind scroll brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@amber ermine was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn cut through @fiery belfry with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@grizzled tusk spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@carmine cairn and @kind scroll found themselves falling from a considerable height. @carmine cairn landed in a pool of water. @kind scroll did not. @kind scroll died.

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@tight niche forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@grizzled tusk distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@tight niche ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@grizzled tusk made some scary noises in the dark. @tight niche sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @grizzled tusk died.

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@carmine cairn tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tight niche was buried under an avalanche that @carmine cairn had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @atomic haven
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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There are 12 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @drowsy bolt, @covert wren, @velvet peak, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@weary crane wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @weary crane died.

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@kind scroll was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @kind scroll died.

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@drowsy bolt started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@amber ermine adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @tight niche wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @amber ermine all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@unreal moat asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @raw moss begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@raw moss spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@raw moss’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@raw moss went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@carmine cairn learned all of @nova plover's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@drowsy bolt was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @drowsy bolt died.

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@covert wren flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @covert wren died.

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@unreal moat tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @unreal moat extremely rich.

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@unreal moat kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @raw moss had had enough, so they scooped @unreal moat to death with an ice cream spoon. @unreal moat died.

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@velvet peak claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @carmine cairn started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@nova plover found a hill and started to roll down it. @nova plover was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@amber ermine performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@carmine cairn found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@raw moss used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@velvet peak paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Venom Staff.

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@tight niche looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@amber ermine carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @amber ermine died.

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@velvet peak went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@carmine cairn wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tight niche into an apple. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @covert wren
100 points go to 10th place: @drowsy bolt

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There are 15 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tawny notch, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @jolly cloud, @true wren, @woeful hare, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @dim ocean, @raw moss, @nova plover, and @tight niche
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@carmine cairn watched @dim ocean go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @dim ocean was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@tight niche wrote @tawny notch's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @tawny notch died.

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@raw moss found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @raw moss pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@brave shore reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @brave shore died.

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@jolly cloud found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @jolly cloud died.

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@true wren wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @true wren died.

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@woeful hare forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @woeful hare died.

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@unreal moat broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @unreal moat died.

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@velvet peak hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@tidal bane drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @tidal bane died.

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@nova plover threw a Stink Potion at @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern threw a Toxic Flask right back. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@remote pumice fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@carmine cairn wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@dim ocean challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @dim ocean died.

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@velvet peak declared war against @tight niche because they didn't like something @tight niche said in their AMA.

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@remote pumice stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn burned @tranquil wyvern to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @carmine cairn for reading books. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@velvet peak lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @velvet peak died.

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@raw moss wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@carmine cairn found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@carmine cairn shot @tight niche in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @dim ocean
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 5:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @devout dew, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @jolly cloud, @woeful hare, @vagrant storm, @solid token, @static trout, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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After @brave shore went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@jolly cloud sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @jolly cloud died.

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@woeful hare tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @woeful hare died.

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@solid token stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @solid token died.

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@static trout invited @nova plover to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @static trout was mauled by wolves. @static trout died.

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@raw moss was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@carmine cairn and @jolly swift had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@tranquil wyvern started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @tranquil wyvern - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @tranquil wyvern then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@peak yoke was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@velvet peak drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @jolly swift was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@peak yoke was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @peak yoke's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet peak triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @velvet peak died.

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@vagrant storm distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@devout dew recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @devout dew concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@carmine cairn comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@nova plover transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @tranquil wyvern on a spit. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@devout dew's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @vagrant storm and @tight niche's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @devout dew died.

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@tight niche practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@vagrant storm tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@carmine cairn pickpocketed @jolly swift, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@jolly swift was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche asked for @carmine cairn's autograph. At first, @carmine cairn was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@vagrant storm got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @vagrant storm died.

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@tight niche tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @tight niche was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @vagrant storm
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @devout dew
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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There are 17 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @cosmic epoch, @true wren, @jolly cloud, @vagrant storm, @viscid orchid, @tidal bane, @static trout, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @rancid crane
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Santa Claus asked @tight niche what they wanted for Christmas. @tight niche replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@cosmic epoch messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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The sun burnt @vagrant storm into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@sweet fractal was eaten by a tree. @sweet fractal died.

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@cosmic epoch discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @cosmic epoch died.

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@viscid orchid looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@jolly cloud and @tidal bane swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@true wren summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@jolly swift tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@jolly cloud traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @jolly cloud died.

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@tranquil wyvern began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@velvet peak thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@raw moss used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@viscid orchid was stalking @peak yoke's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @viscid orchid died.

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@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @static trout excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @static trout died.

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@vagrant storm heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@tidal bane offered to add a gold trim to @tight niche's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@rancid crane started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@nova plover found some soup in their fly.

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@true wren took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@velvet peak realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@carmine cairn literally impeached @peak yoke by squashing them under a giant peach. @peak yoke died.

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@jolly swift snuck up behind @tranquil wyvern, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @jolly swift decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@rancid crane got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @rancid crane died.

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@nova plover started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @nova plover died.

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@true wren told @carmine cairn to bite the dust. In response, @carmine cairn took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@tidal bane picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@tight niche flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @velvet peak when the world was flipped.

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@vagrant storm was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @vagrant storm died.

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@tidal bane started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@tight niche heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @tight niche stopped because their voice became horse.

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@tranquil wyvern thought that @carmine cairn was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@true wren was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @true wren died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @tidal bane found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @tidal bane was trapped for all eternity. @tidal bane died.

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@tight niche used the power of Flex Tape to stick @tranquil wyvern in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @tranquil wyvern's suffering to a swift end. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@jolly swift threw a snowball at @velvet peak. To counter this, @velvet peak threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@carmine cairn's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @velvet peak broke their fall with their own body. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @tight niche didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @vagrant storm
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet peak Dec 8, 2025, 6:41 PM

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jolly swift Dec 8, 2025, 6:43 PM

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gray sky Dec 8, 2025, 6:53 PM

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cosmic epoch Dec 8, 2025, 7:00 PM

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raw moss Dec 8, 2025, 7:00 PM

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jolly cloud Dec 8, 2025, 7:06 PM

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tawny notch Dec 8, 2025, 7:22 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 8, 2025, 7:27 PM

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woeful hare Dec 8, 2025, 7:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 7:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tawny notch, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @cosmic epoch, @jolly cloud, @woeful hare, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @gray sky
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@tawny notch followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @tawny notch died.

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@cosmic epoch and @jolly swift played catch with a Paladin. @cosmic epoch accidentally fumbled a catch. @cosmic epoch died.

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@jolly cloud fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @jolly cloud died.

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@carmine cairn found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@raw moss forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @raw moss died.

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@woeful hare descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@gray sky used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@jolly swift found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@gray sky went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@velvet peak got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@tight niche made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@jolly swift found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@woeful hare made fun of @carmine cairn for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @carmine cairn shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @woeful hare died.

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@jolly swift smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@carmine cairn stole @tight niche's lemons. @tight niche got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@carmine cairn promised @tight niche that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @woeful hare
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly cloud
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic epoch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cosmic epoch Dec 8, 2025, 7:37 PM

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tawny notch Dec 8, 2025, 7:37 PM

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velvet peak Dec 8, 2025, 7:37 PM

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exotic saddle Dec 8, 2025, 7:40 PM

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raw moss Dec 8, 2025, 7:44 PM

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queen orbit Dec 8, 2025, 7:52 PM

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little pagoda Dec 8, 2025, 7:56 PM

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rancid crane Dec 8, 2025, 8:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 8, 2025, 8:15 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 8, 2025, 8:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:20 PM

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amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 8:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 8:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @little pagoda, @tawny notch, @exotic saddle, @raw moss, @queen orbit, @rancid crane, @velvet peak, and @cosmic epoch
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@amber ermine put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @amber ermine died.

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@little pagoda was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @little pagoda died.

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@tawny notch explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @tawny notch died.

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@rancid crane got tired of @exotic saddle constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @exotic saddle died.

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@queen orbit asked @tight niche if they "knew the way". @tight niche didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@queen orbit fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @queen orbit died.

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@rancid crane tried to attack @cosmic epoch with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@rancid crane drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tight niche mopped @rancid crane up with a tissue. @rancid crane died.

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@velvet peak rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@cosmic epoch built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @cosmic epoch died.

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@carmine cairn went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@tight niche faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@tranquil wyvern saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@carmine cairn took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@tight niche made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@raw moss got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@velvet peak told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn aimed a Last Prism beam at @raw moss, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@carmine cairn watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@raw moss took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@raw moss used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @cosmic epoch
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @queen orbit
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @tawny notch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 8, 2025, 8:38 PM

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velvet peak Dec 8, 2025, 8:42 PM

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cosmic epoch Dec 8, 2025, 8:44 PM

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bold flicker Dec 8, 2025, 8:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 8:51 PM

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solid token Dec 8, 2025, 9:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 9:12 PM

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teal sparrow Dec 8, 2025, 9:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 9:18 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 8, 2025, 9:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 9:20 PM

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glacial totem Dec 8, 2025, 9:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 9:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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ornate dagger Dec 8, 2025, 9:30 PM

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exotic saddle Dec 8, 2025, 9:36 PM

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woeful hare Dec 8, 2025, 9:38 PM

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rustic sorrel Dec 8, 2025, 9:48 PM

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gray sky Dec 8, 2025, 9:53 PM

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amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 10:04 PM

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tawny notch Dec 8, 2025, 10:09 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 8, 2025, 10:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 8, 2025, 10:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

bold flicker Dec 8, 2025, 10:23 PM

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@bold flicker, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 16 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tawny notch, @velvet peak, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @cosmic epoch, @woeful hare, @teal sparrow, @bold flicker, @solid token, @raw moss, @rustic sorrel, @tight niche, @gray sky, @amber ermine, and @ornate dagger
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@ornate dagger activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@tawny notch forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tawny notch died.

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@solid token shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@bold flicker trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@tight niche was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@velvet peak was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@velvet peak had the high ground, but @teal sparrow just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @velvet peak toppling to their doom. @velvet peak died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@carmine cairn crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@woeful hare was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@exotic saddle found the Last Prism. Then @glacial totem found another one, meaning that @exotic saddle's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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After @exotic saddle drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @exotic saddle died.

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@rustic sorrel tried to high-five @gray sky, but @gray sky went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@glacial totem equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @glacial totem died.

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@cosmic epoch programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @cosmic epoch died.

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@carmine cairn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @gray sky.

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@amber ermine hid from @woeful hare after @ornate dagger exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@woeful hare hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @woeful hare died.

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@bold flicker left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tight niche threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tight niche unlocked the power of flight!

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The Nurse told @teal sparrow they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @teal sparrow died.

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@solid token found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@ornate dagger purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@solid token wished for the ability to fly. @raw moss granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @solid token died.

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Poor @tight niche. @tight niche keeps getting pinged over and over again. @tight niche is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @tight niche. @tight niche. @tight niche.

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@carmine cairn recruited @bold flicker as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@rustic sorrel almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@rustic sorrel drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @rustic sorrel died.

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@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@amber ermine decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@ornate dagger traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @ornate dagger did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @ornate dagger died.

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@bold flicker started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@bold flicker successfully snuck into @gray sky's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @bold flicker died.

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@gray sky got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@raw moss was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche cornered @carmine cairn at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @carmine cairn started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@tight niche wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@tight niche tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @bold flicker
150 points go to 6th place: @ornate dagger
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic sorrel
100 points go to 9th place: @solid token
100 points go to 10th place: @teal sparrow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 11:13 PM

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desert python Dec 8, 2025, 11:15 PM

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rustic sorrel Dec 8, 2025, 11:17 PM

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small heart Dec 8, 2025, 11:22 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 8, 2025, 11:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 8, 2025, 11:28 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @covert wren, @glacial totem, @bold flicker, @static trout, @raw moss, @rustic sorrel, @small heart, @tight niche, @gray sky, @desert python, and @amber ermine
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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@carmine cairn tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@covert wren read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @covert wren then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @covert wren died.

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@small heart sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@glacial totem playfully poked @static trout and laughed. @static trout playfully poked them back with a Swordfish. @glacial totem died.

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@bold flicker got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@raw moss dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@gray sky's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@desert python was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@small heart was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@gray sky dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@static trout invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @static trout died.

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@rustic sorrel was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @rustic sorrel died.

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@tight niche and @small heart started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @tight niche took out their actual shotgun. @small heart died.

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@raw moss and @gray sky engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @gray sky blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @gray sky died.

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@raw moss sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tight niche found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@amber ermine trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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Several players decided to form a band. @desert python was the trumpet, @bold flicker was the clarinetist, @tight niche was the drummer, and @amber ermine was the drum. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @raw moss! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@desert python was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @desert python died.

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@bold flicker accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @bold flicker died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @tight niche used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @bold flicker
150 points go to 4th place: @desert python
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @small heart
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic sorrel
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 8, 2025, 11:38 PM

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covert wren Dec 8, 2025, 11:39 PM

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rustic sorrel Dec 8, 2025, 11:41 PM

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amber ermine Dec 8, 2025, 11:41 PM

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long vine Dec 8, 2025, 11:43 PM

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static trout Dec 9, 2025, 12:02 AM

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bold flicker Dec 9, 2025, 12:05 AM

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glass vine Dec 9, 2025, 12:11 AM

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teal sparrow Dec 9, 2025, 12:14 AM

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nova plover Dec 9, 2025, 12:24 AM

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idle pike Dec 9, 2025, 12:29 AM

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tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@long vine, @covert wren, @idle pike, @teal sparrow, @bold flicker, @static trout, @raw moss, @rustic sorrel, @nova plover, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @glass vine
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@rustic sorrel theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@long vine started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @long vine died.

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@covert wren underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @covert wren died.

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@glass vine started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@amber ermine fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@nova plover saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@teal sparrow explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@idle pike made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @static trout walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@tight niche overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@teal sparrow went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @teal sparrow died.

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@static trout found @bold flicker sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@static trout swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@raw moss went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@nova plover purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@rustic sorrel drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@rustic sorrel saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @rustic sorrel died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @nova plover's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @nova plover died.

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@amber ermine panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@idle pike escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@raw moss found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @raw moss walked out the door.

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@glass vine traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@glass vine was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @idle pike's Star Cannon. @glass vine died.

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@bold flicker went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@bold flicker decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @bold flicker died.

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@idle pike tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@raw moss became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@tight niche sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@idle pike joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss told @tight niche that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @tight niche took those words literally and peeled @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @bold flicker
150 points go to 5th place: @glass vine
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic sorrel
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @teal sparrow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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teal sparrow Dec 9, 2025, 12:38 AM

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raw moss Dec 9, 2025, 12:39 AM

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long vine Dec 9, 2025, 12:48 AM

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nova plover Dec 9, 2025, 12:49 AM

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bold flicker Dec 9, 2025, 1:00 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 9, 2025, 1:26 AM

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tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 1:30 AM

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brave shore Dec 9, 2025, 1:31 AM

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unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 1:39 AM

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glass vine Dec 9, 2025, 1:44 AM

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rustic sorrel Dec 9, 2025, 1:54 AM

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plush locust Dec 9, 2025, 1:58 AM

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weary crane Dec 9, 2025, 2:07 AM

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rancid crane Dec 9, 2025, 2:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 2:30 AM

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unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 2:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@glass vine, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @plush locust, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @bold flicker, @long vine, @brave shore, @teal sparrow, @weary crane, @rustic sorrel, and @rancid crane
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@raw moss tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @rancid crane and @nova plover, who did not approve of gambling.

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@tight niche started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tight niche decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@plush locust soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @plush locust dyed.

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@glass vine shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @glass vine died.

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@plush locust gave @long vine a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @long vine gave @plush locust a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @plush locust died.

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@nova plover drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @nova plover died.

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@unreal moat sang a song to try to impress @carmine cairn, @bold flicker, and @teal sparrow. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@bold flicker used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @bold flicker then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@raw moss trash talked @unreal moat, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @raw moss suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@teal sparrow hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @teal sparrow died.

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@long vine was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@carmine cairn smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@weary crane flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @weary crane's face off with its bare hands. @weary crane died.

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@rustic sorrel played rock-paper-scissors with @tight niche. @rustic sorrel played paper. @tight niche played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @rustic sorrel was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @rustic sorrel died.

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@rancid crane had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @rancid crane died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @unreal moat's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@brave shore was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@brave shore invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@bold flicker tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @bold flicker died.

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@long vine started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@brave shore hid an actuator in @tight niche's lunch. Later that day, @tight niche stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@carmine cairn held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@brave shore gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @bold flicker
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic sorrel
100 points go to 9th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 10th place: @teal sparrow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, @teal sparrow, @rustic sorrel, and @rancid crane
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@static trout cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @static trout's heart! @static trout died.

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@peak yoke was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @peak yoke died.

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@teal sparrow got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @rancid crane got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @teal sparrow died.

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@rustic sorrel asked @unreal moat to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @rustic sorrel died.

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@long vine slammed @rancid crane into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @rancid crane died.

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@unreal moat hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@unreal moat attacked @tight niche with a Legendary Zenith, but @tight niche's pen was mightier. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@brave shore was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @long vine stopped them in time.

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@raw moss tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@tight niche was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @carmine cairn. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @tight niche died.

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@raw moss thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@long vine started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @long vine suddenly didn't feel so good. @long vine died.

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@raw moss wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@raw moss was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @rustic sorrel
100 points go to 9th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Dec 9, 2025, 4:15 AM

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unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 4:22 AM

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tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 4:27 AM

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plush locust Dec 9, 2025, 4:50 AM

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velvet peak Dec 9, 2025, 5:12 AM

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glass vine Dec 9, 2025, 5:20 AM

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peak yoke Dec 9, 2025, 5:27 AM

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brave shore Dec 9, 2025, 5:30 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @plush locust, @teal sparrow, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @muted adder, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @rancid crane, and @glass vine
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@brave shore lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @brave shore died.

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@plush locust accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @plush locust died.

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@teal sparrow drank sand for 10 hours. @teal sparrow died.

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@raw moss went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @velvet peak, @long vine, and @muted adder. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @muted adder died.

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@glass vine held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@carmine cairn started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@rancid crane saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@glass vine planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@unreal moat and @rancid crane played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@long vine had a wholesome reunion with @carmine cairn, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@tight niche thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@peak yoke felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@velvet peak pulled out their Tungsten Broadsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @velvet peak pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@tight niche argued with @long vine about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@velvet peak wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@peak yoke ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @peak yoke died.

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While @rancid crane looked inside a Corruption chasm, @glass vine pranked them by pushing them inside. @rancid crane died.

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@carmine cairn found some Diamond Ore. @tight niche quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@glass vine went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @glass vine died.

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@unreal moat was infected by a zombie virus. @unreal moat died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@velvet peak accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @velvet peak died.

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@unreal moat hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @long vine's house. @long vine started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@unreal moat was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @long vine died.

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@tight niche began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 5:38 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 9, 2025, 5:48 AM

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amber ermine Dec 9, 2025, 6:14 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 6:14 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 9, 2025, 6:26 AM

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static trout Dec 9, 2025, 6:34 AM

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long vine Dec 9, 2025, 6:54 AM

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brave shore Dec 9, 2025, 7:20 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, @brave shore, @abstract thunder, and @rancid crane
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@amber ermine angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @amber ermine's floating house. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @carmine cairn died.

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@static trout became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @tranquil wyvern had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @static trout's suffering. @static trout died.

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@unreal moat tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@potent talon dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @long vine, but @long vine simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @potent talon died.

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@long vine toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @long vine died.

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@brave shore trapped @tranquil wyvern in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tranquil wyvern managed to escape regardless.

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@abstract thunder invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@rancid crane started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@abstract thunder's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @abstract thunder died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shoot an apple off of @rancid crane's head. @tranquil wyvern's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @rancid crane died.

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@brave shore ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @brave shore said "thanks, you too." @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 4th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Dec 9, 2025, 7:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 7:51 AM

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unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 7:53 AM

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covert wren Dec 9, 2025, 8:00 AM

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amber ermine Dec 9, 2025, 8:08 AM

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vagrant storm Dec 9, 2025, 8:21 AM

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long vine Dec 9, 2025, 8:29 AM

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brave shore Dec 9, 2025, 8:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 8:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 8:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 8:55 AM

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@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

real gale Dec 9, 2025, 9:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 9:22 AM

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abstract thunder Dec 9, 2025, 9:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 9:25 AM

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tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 9:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 9:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @covert wren, @amber ermine, @real gale, @vagrant storm, @unreal moat, @static trout, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@amber ermine threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@covert wren discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @covert wren died.

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@unreal moat drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@real gale woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@amber ermine died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @amber ermine died.

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@vagrant storm worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@vagrant storm tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @vagrant storm died.

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@unreal moat took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@static trout tried to explain to @abstract thunder that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @abstract thunder countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @static trout died.

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@fiery belfry talked with @tight niche about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@long vine used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@long vine pointed a Shotgun at @real gale and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @long vine looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @long vine died.

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@brave shore ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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All that glitters is not gold. @tight niche disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@real gale failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@fiery belfry built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@abstract thunder tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @abstract thunder then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @abstract thunder died.

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@fiery belfry pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @real gale. @real gale died.

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@brave shore was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @brave shore let them be.

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@tranquil wyvern took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 9:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 9:39 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 9, 2025, 9:41 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 9:41 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

frosty pike Dec 9, 2025, 9:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 9:42 AM

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@frosty pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 9:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 9:46 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 9, 2025, 9:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 9:54 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 10:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 10:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

stuck pelican Dec 9, 2025, 10:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 10:31 AM

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@stuck pelican, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 9, 2025, 10:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 10:45 AM

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@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

covert wren Dec 9, 2025, 10:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 10:54 AM

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@covert wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 9, 2025, 10:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 10:56 AM

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@flint sage, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 11:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @covert wren, @tight niche, @flint sage, @sweet fractal, @frosty pike, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @stuck pelican, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@covert wren embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @covert wren tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @covert wren died.

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@stuck pelican developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@flint sage tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @potent talon's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @flint sage died.

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@frosty pike constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@sweet fractal was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @sweet fractal died.

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@frosty pike swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @frosty pike died.

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@stuck pelican summoned the Old One's Army while @potent talon was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @potent talon died.

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@long vine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tight niche tested this theory on @long vine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @unreal moat and @tight niche.

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@stuck pelican planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@tranquil wyvern started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@stuck pelican tried to set up a campfire, but @unreal moat drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@unreal moat's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@stuck pelican uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @stuck pelican died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @stuck pelican
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @frosty pike
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 10th place: @covert wren

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

frosty pike Dec 9, 2025, 11:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 11:37 AM

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@frosty pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

stuck pelican Dec 9, 2025, 11:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 11:38 AM

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@stuck pelican, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 9, 2025, 11:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 11:39 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 9, 2025, 11:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 11:44 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 9, 2025, 11:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 11:47 AM

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@flint sage, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 9, 2025, 11:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 11:48 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

covert wren Dec 9, 2025, 11:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 11:56 AM

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@covert wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Dec 9, 2025, 12:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 12:01 PM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

crisp flax Dec 9, 2025, 12:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 12:18 PM

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@crisp flax, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Dec 9, 2025, 12:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 12:19 PM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid crane Dec 9, 2025, 12:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 12:27 PM

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@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 9, 2025, 12:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 9, 2025, 12:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @covert wren, @tight niche, @crisp flax, @flint sage, @kind scroll, @sweet fractal, @frosty pike, @unreal moat, @stuck pelican, @brave shore, @rancid crane, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@covert wren wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @covert wren died.

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@sweet fractal constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.