epic-battles

[bold flicker]

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[raw moss]

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[velvet peak]

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[velvet dune]

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[barren mortar]

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[static trout]

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[peak yoke]

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[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[solid token]

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[half badger]

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[oak temple]

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[rapid fox]

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[nova plover]

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[glacial totem]

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[jolly cloud]

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[wind token]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 19 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @velvet dune, @velvet peak, @fiery belfry, @rapid fox, @glacial totem, @half badger, @jolly cloud, @woeful hare, @bold flicker, @solid token, @oak temple, @wind token, @static trout, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @barren mortar
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@oak temple took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@static trout obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@sweet fractal tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @sweet fractal died.

@glacial totem started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

@velvet dune tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @velvet dune died.

@peak yoke briefly considered proposing marriage to @wind token, but married a bee instead.

@jolly cloud tried to kill @half badger by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@barren mortar used their Copper Broadsword to lop off @velvet peak's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @barren mortar invented golf. @velvet peak died.

@rapid fox learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @rapid fox died.

@glacial totem got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @glacial totem died.

@half badger fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @half badger died.

@jolly cloud gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @jolly cloud died.

@woeful hare was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @woeful hare died.

@nova plover bragged to @carmine cairn about their combat skills. @carmine cairn didn't really know @nova plover and had no idea how this conversation started.

@bold flicker had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @bold flicker wasn't a pie. @bold flicker died.

@oak temple added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@solid token didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @solid token died.

@fiery belfry tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @fiery belfry quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@wind token befriended @raw moss by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@static trout found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@wind token received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @wind token died.

@static trout turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @static trout died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @peak yoke would soon die a gruesome death. @peak yoke ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@oak temple tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

@nova plover curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @nova plover in half. @nova plover died.

@raw moss's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @raw moss sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@carmine cairn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@fiery belfry made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @fiery belfry rich and famous.

@carmine cairn fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

@peak yoke was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @peak yoke died.

@barren mortar tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @raw moss demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @barren mortar by two. @barren mortar died.

@raw moss found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

@oak temple tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @oak temple didn't know that.

@carmine cairn became convinced that @fiery belfry was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @fiery belfry, who was left very confused (and wet).

@oak temple was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @oak temple dried.

@fiery belfry was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @fiery belfry die

@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@oak temple walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @oak temple died.

Hey @fiery belfry, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss ran with scissors. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @barren mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @wind token
100 points go to 10th place: @solid token

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[amber ermine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[glass vine]

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[peak yoke]

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[barren mortar]

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[glacial totem]

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[jolly cloud]

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[raw moss]

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[true wren]

bb!register

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@glass vine, @amber ermine, @barren mortar, @woeful hare, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @jolly cloud, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glass vine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @glass vine died.

@amber ermine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @amber ermine died.

@peak yoke refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@raw moss started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@glacial totem disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @barren mortar, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @barren mortar died.

@woeful hare realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @woeful hare died.

@nova plover neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @nova plover died.

@fiery belfry and @peak yoke had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@glacial totem and @jolly cloud were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @glacial totem, but left @jolly cloud alone because they smelled funny. @glacial totem died.

@jolly cloud was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @jolly cloud barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @jolly cloud died.

@true wren fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@peak yoke stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @peak yoke died.

@fiery belfry hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @fiery belfry died.

@true wren bashed @raw moss in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@true wren tried to launch a poison dart frog at @raw moss through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @true wren has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @true wren died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @true wren
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly cloud
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @woeful hare
100 points go to 9th place: @barren mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

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[glacial totem]

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[peak yoke]

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[jolly cloud]

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[long vine]

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[glass vine]

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[rancid crane]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@glass vine, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @jolly cloud, @peak yoke, @long vine, @rancid crane, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glass vine constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @glacial totem by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @glass vine's positioning was a bit off. @glass vine died.

@peak yoke merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@carmine cairn captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

@true wren suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@rancid crane found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@woeful hare clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @woeful hare died.

@raw moss swapped @glacial totem's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @glacial totem then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @glacial totem died.

@long vine popped @jolly cloud by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @jolly cloud died.

@peak yoke followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @peak yoke died.

@true wren was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@rancid crane summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @rancid crane died.

@true wren asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @true wren to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @true wren died.

@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @long vine, who was in the front row. @long vine died.

@raw moss found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@raw moss found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@carmine cairn underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@raw moss brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly cloud
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @woeful hare
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[rancid crane]

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[raw moss]

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[near mortar]

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[woeful hare]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[hot kelp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[warped helm]

bb!register

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[atomic haven]

bb!register

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@atomic haven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @warped helm, @raw moss, @near mortar, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @long vine, @rancid crane, @true wren, and @atomic haven
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@woeful hare got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @woeful hare died.

The Demolitionist told @warped helm that it was a good day to die. @warped helm thought so too. @warped helm died.

@rancid crane looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@true wren took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@raw moss made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @raw moss died.

@near mortar needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@near mortar was in the middle of taking a shower when @peak yoke took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @near mortar died.

@hot kelp challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @hot kelp died.

@peak yoke tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @long vine. @long vine died.

@true wren tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@rancid crane tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @rancid crane died.

@carmine cairn has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @carmine cairn woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@true wren calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

@true wren was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

While exploring the Jungle, @true wren needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @true wren. @true wren died.

@atomic haven threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@atomic haven was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@carmine cairn tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@carmine cairn tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @atomic haven's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@atomic haven was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@atomic haven vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @atomic haven died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @atomic haven
250 points go to 3rd place: @true wren
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @warped helm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[warped helm]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[glacial totem]

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[barren mortar]

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[unreal moat]

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[gleaming grove]

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[peak yoke]

bB!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[rancid crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent palm]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent palm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[woeful hare]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zealous citrus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zealous citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @velvet dune, @zealous citrus, @glacial totem, @woeful hare, @unreal moat, @static trout, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @potent palm, @warped helm, @barren mortar, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@peak yoke pranked @potent palm by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@woeful hare’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@unreal moat pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @unreal moat died.

@static trout entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @static trout died.

@peak yoke took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @peak yoke died.

@potent palm woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @potent palm died.

@carmine cairn tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@zealous citrus poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@raw moss, @warped helm, and @glacial totem raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@warped helm fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @warped helm died.

@barren mortar was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @barren mortar died.

@zealous citrus performed open heart surgery on @rancid crane, even though @rancid crane never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @rancid crane died.

@glacial totem was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @glacial totem died.

@velvet dune got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@long vine got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@woeful hare tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@long vine threatened @velvet dune with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @velvet dune informed @long vine as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @long vine died.

@woeful hare got burninated by Tim. @woeful hare died.

@zealous citrus tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@zealous citrus decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @zealous citrus died.

@velvet dune ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @velvet dune died.

A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @raw moss. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @zealous citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @woeful hare
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 9th place: @barren mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @warped helm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[unreal moat]

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[zealous citrus]

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[brave shore]

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[rancid crane]

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[muted adder]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[kind scroll]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @woeful hare, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, @rancid crane, @zealous citrus, and @muted adder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@zealous citrus started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@livid shuttle was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @livid shuttle died.

@woeful hare fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @woeful hare died.

@unreal moat called @carmine cairn a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @unreal moat died.

@kind scroll tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@raw moss tried to deal a finishing blow to @tight niche, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@rancid crane spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@brave shore managed to kill @long vine by doing absolutely nothing. @long vine died.

@muted adder purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @muted adder ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@rancid crane stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @rancid crane died.

@kind scroll reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @tight niche in a Fish costume.

@carmine cairn opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@zealous citrus lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@muted adder saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@zealous citrus accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@zealous citrus's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @zealous citrus died.

@carmine cairn used their embezzled funds to shred through @muted adder with a Coin Gun. @muted adder died.

@kind scroll rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @kind scroll died.

@brave shore started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@carmine cairn drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @brave shore appeared instead.

@tight niche swung a Blood Butcherer at @raw moss and missed. However, @raw moss acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @tight niche to receive a yellow card.

@raw moss ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @raw moss died.

@tight niche couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

@carmine cairn and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@brave shore spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @brave shore still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @brave shore died.

@tight niche stole @carmine cairn's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @carmine cairn was hurt, but only emotionally.

@tight niche drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@tight niche accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 6th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous citrus
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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[true wren]

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[rancid crane]

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[unreal moat]

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[raw moss]

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[woeful hare]

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[long vine]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[lime creek]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[muted adder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@muted adder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[bold surge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@bold surge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @olive garden, @bold surge, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @woeful hare, @unreal moat, @static trout, @raw moss, @lime creek, @muted adder, @tight niche, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

While examining a strange emblem, @carmine cairn accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @carmine cairn died.

@long vine is hvinga stroker n. @long vine died.

@static trout, @livid shuttle and @bold surge played hot potato with a grenade. @bold surge forgot to pass it on. @bold surge died.

@rancid crane read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@olive garden was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@raw moss tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@fiery belfry found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @livid shuttle, who was out swimming that day. @livid shuttle died.

@true wren was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @muted adder tried putting @true wren back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @true wren died.

@fiery belfry and @muted adder played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @lime creek was the bartender, @static trout was the DJ, and @woeful hare was the pinata. @woeful hare died.

@unreal moat wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @unreal moat died.

@olive garden spoke softly to @static trout while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @static trout died.

@tight niche wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@raw moss caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @raw moss died.

@muted adder watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@lime creek returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@lime creek ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @lime creek died.

@fiery belfry shot @muted adder to death with a finger gun. @muted adder died.

@fiery belfry was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tight niche caught them in time.

@olive garden made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@rancid crane challenged @olive garden to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @olive garden's turn to win. @rancid crane died.

@fiery belfry followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @fiery belfry discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @fiery belfry died.

@tight niche handed @olive garden a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @olive garden died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @olive garden
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 5th place: @muted adder
150 points go to 6th place: @lime creek
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet peak]

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[gleaming grove]

@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lime creek]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lime creek, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[real gale]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid citrus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @rancid citrus, @tight niche, @lime creek, @raw moss, @real gale, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @livid shuttle died.

@lime creek wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @lime creek through the wall. @lime creek died.

@long vine tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

@tight niche started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@raw moss got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @raw moss died.

@unreal moat greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @unreal moat died.

@velvet peak started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@tranquil wyvern invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@real gale was tired of @velvet peak constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @velvet peak's front yard. @velvet peak died.

@olive garden had a terrible night. @olive garden died.

@tranquil wyvern forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @long vine spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@rancid citrus accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @rancid citrus died.

@real gale was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @real gale died.

@tight niche was dunked on by @long vine. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@long vine found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

@tight niche opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @long vine tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@tight niche zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@long vine unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @real gale
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @lime creek

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@rancid citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tardy steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tardy steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[real gale]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid citrus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid citrus, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tardy steppe, @tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @rancid citrus, @amber ermine, @real gale, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@rancid citrus drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@amber ermine tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@brave shore preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

@unreal moat got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@livid shuttle sat on a wall. @livid shuttle had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @livid shuttle together again. @livid shuttle died.

@velvet peak began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@olive garden found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@real gale begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

@tardy steppe headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @fiery belfry had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@long vine looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@rancid citrus found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @olive garden died.

While streaming a fitness game, @fiery belfry accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@amber ermine was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @amber ermine died.

@tight niche visited @long vine, but no one was home. @tight niche felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

@unreal moat was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @unreal moat died.

@tardy steppe met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tardy steppe ended up completely fine.

@fiery belfry became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @fiery belfry died.

@real gale got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@long vine dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @long vine died.

@tardy steppe, @tranquil wyvern, and @rancid citrus worked on a group project, but it looked like @tardy steppe was doing most of the work.

@brave shore and @real gale cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @real gale, because @brave shore was wearing Frost armor.

@tight niche let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@real gale blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @real gale's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@tight niche literally gaslighted @velvet peak by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @velvet peak died.

@tranquil wyvern blew @tardy steppe to bits using an exploding bed. @tardy steppe died.

@brave shore struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@rancid citrus jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@brave shore performed an interpretive dance for @real gale and @tranquil wyvern as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@tight niche was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

@tight niche discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@real gale attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@tranquil wyvern followed @rancid citrus into the jungle. @tranquil wyvern started looking left, right and center for @rancid citrus, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@brave shore finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @real gale caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@rancid citrus took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @rancid citrus died.

@real gale woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @real gale died.

@tight niche tried to instigate drama against @tranquil wyvern, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tight niche used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore opened the front door and saw @tight niche trying to murder the Guide. @brave shore slowly closed the door and walked away.

@tight niche's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @rancid citrus
150 points go to 6th place: @tardy steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[velvet peak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[solid token]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@solid token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide lintel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide lintel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @solid token, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, @wide lintel, @rancid crane, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@solid token stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @solid token blinked first.

@livid shuttle learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @livid shuttle died.

@fiery belfry became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @velvet peak. Queen Bee died.

@true wren built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@tight niche teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@wide lintel started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@brave shore spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@jolly swift killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@unreal moat was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @unreal moat died.

@fiery belfry had a dirty mind. Then @wide lintel sprayed @fiery belfry's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @long vine died.

@wide lintel shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @wide lintel's head. @wide lintel died.

@tight niche began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@rancid crane discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @rancid crane died.

@solid token and @velvet peak were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @solid token played solitaire. @velvet peak stood behind them and watched.

@brave shore somehow convinced @velvet peak that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @velvet peak died.

@tranquil wyvern tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@solid token fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @jolly swift, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

@solid token used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @solid token died.

@tranquil wyvern flexed so hard on @brave shore that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @brave shore died.

@true wren was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @true wren died.

@jolly swift used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

@tight niche tried to shoot @jolly swift using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tranquil wyvern's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

@jolly swift had a sleepover with @tight niche, but the house was gone when they woke up.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @jolly swift's. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tranquil wyvern's brains. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @solid token
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 9th place: @wide lintel
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@glad kestrel, @tranquil wyvern, @quiet matrix, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @solid token, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @wide lintel, and @true wren
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A strange device attached itself to @glad kestrel's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @glad kestrel died.

@tranquil wyvern was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@livid shuttle put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@livid shuttle died.

@solid token always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @solid token died.

@unreal moat's face was scorched off after @tight niche took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @unreal moat died.

@fiery belfry stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @long vine found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @long vine died.

@jolly swift started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @tranquil wyvern.

@true wren played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@jolly swift "borrowed" @tight niche's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @tight niche's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @jolly swift could return it.

@wide lintel laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@quiet matrix flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@wide lintel stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @wide lintel died.

@tranquil wyvern saw @quiet matrix trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @tranquil wyvern is calling the police!

@true wren was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@quiet matrix accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @quiet matrix died.

@true wren couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @true wren died.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tranquil wyvern

@jolly swift pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @quiet matrix
150 points go to 6th place: @wide lintel
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @solid token

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @near urchin, @long vine, @wide lintel, @abstract thunder, @true wren, and @muted adder
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@livid shuttle became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @livid shuttle died.

@unreal moat took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @unreal moat died.

@fiery belfry made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @fiery belfry died.

@muted adder stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @muted adder's ego received a small boost.

@jolly swift was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @jolly swift lived.

@abstract thunder died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @abstract thunder was revived.

Thanks to @near urchin's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @true wren's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @near urchin died.

@wide lintel started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@true wren entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@wide lintel and @abstract thunder had a very merry unbirthday party together. @muted adder found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@tight niche pumped @tranquil wyvern full of lead. No one was hurt, but @tranquil wyvern's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

@long vine boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@jolly swift huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

After an intense fight, @muted adder was beaten by @tight niche in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tight niche told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @wide lintel was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @wide lintel had ever been in. @wide lintel died.

@long vine went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @long vine's fault.

@true wren and @abstract thunder strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @true wren suggested using cover against them. @abstract thunder recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

@abstract thunder thought they assassinated @jolly swift, but it was just @abstract thunder in disguise. Huh? @abstract thunder died.

@long vine sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@muted adder stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @muted adder died.

@jolly swift tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

@tight niche equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @true wren into approaching. @tight niche then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @true wren with two Sniper Rifle shots. @true wren died.

@long vine tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@tranquil wyvern kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tranquil wyvern red. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tight niche in disguise. @jolly swift died.

@long vine and @tight niche had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@long vine was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @long vine was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@tight niche patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @long vine in disguise.

@long vine tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @wide lintel
100 points go to 9th place: @near urchin
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @real gale, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @wide lintel, @brave shore, and @true wren
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@real gale found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@fiery belfry ripped @real gale's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @real gale. @real gale died.

@livid shuttle played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@brave shore started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @brave shore is still slurping that noodle.

@tranquil wyvern used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

@wide lintel found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

@long vine and @tight niche got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@jolly swift recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@unreal moat received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @unreal moat died.

@fiery belfry fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @fiery belfry died.

@brave shore gazed at clouds with @jolly swift. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@long vine thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @long vine died.

@wide lintel fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@true wren played Frisbee with @wide lintel using a Light Disc, but @wide lintel unfortunately didn't have five hands. @wide lintel died.

@true wren stopped a meteor from crushing @jolly swift and @tight niche with their own body. @true wren died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @livid shuttle, but failed to ask for consent.

@livid shuttle had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a S.D.M.G.. Obviously, this failed.

@brave shore wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

@tranquil wyvern became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@jolly swift's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore and @tight niche were about to face off, but @brave shore had to run off to the restroom first.

@livid shuttle spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@livid shuttle modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

@tight niche summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @brave shore felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@brave shore stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@tight niche accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@livid shuttle was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@brave shore used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

@livid shuttle moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @livid shuttle died.

@brave shore tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @wide lintel
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @real gale, @unreal moat, @long vine, @rancid crane, @true wren, @chrome dagger, and @muted adder
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@carmine cairn grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@livid shuttle asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @livid shuttle died.

@amber ermine's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @amber ermine died.

The moon hit @unreal moat's eye like a big pizza pie. @unreal moat died.

@rancid crane drank a Molotov Cocktail. @rancid crane died.

@true wren started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

The Wall of Flesh told @true wren that there was something stuck in their teeth. @true wren checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @true wren died.

@muted adder dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @muted adder died.

@chrome dagger heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @chrome dagger died.

@real gale started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @real gale died.

@long vine found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@long vine made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@tranquil wyvern looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @jolly swift died.

@long vine brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@tight niche obscured @carmine cairn's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @carmine cairn escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@tight niche was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome dagger
100 points go to 8th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 9th place: @true wren
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid crane

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @unreal moat, @long vine, @true wren, @velvet peak, and @muted adder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift started blocking @nova plover's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

Low on health, @livid shuttle hid from @muted adder by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @livid shuttle died.

@unreal moat felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@nova plover wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @nova plover died.

@velvet peak saw @unreal moat standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @unreal moat died.

@long vine burst with happiness, quite literally. @long vine died.

@tight niche felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@muted adder tried hacking into @velvet peak's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @velvet peak's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@jolly swift performed surgery on a grape.

@true wren tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@true wren won in a fight against @muted adder by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @muted adder died.

@velvet peak and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@carmine cairn screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@jolly swift wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@velvet peak tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@true wren played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@jolly swift rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @jolly swift with unnecessary advice.

@velvet peak put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @velvet peak died.

@carmine cairn sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@true wren trapped @jolly swift in a maze, but while they were taunting @jolly swift, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @true wren was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @true wren died.

@tight niche couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Starfury to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @tight niche's heart and brain. @tight niche died.

Someone let the dogs out! @jolly swift tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet peak]

bb!register

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weary crane]

bb!register

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[rancid crane]

bb!register

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@rancid crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[kind scroll]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @raw moss, @weary crane, @rancid crane, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@weary crane somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@tight niche crafted @kind scroll into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @kind scroll died.

@weary crane jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @weary crane died.

@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@true wren built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @rancid crane was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @rancid crane died.

@true wren started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @true wren died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@raw moss went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

@velvet peak vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @velvet peak died.

@carmine cairn had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@tranquil wyvern finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@jolly swift woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @tight niche found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @jolly swift with bug spray. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

Congratulations, @tight niche! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 9th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 10th place: @kind scroll

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet peak]

bb!register

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@solid token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nimble rock]

bb!register

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@nimble rock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[true wren]

bb!register

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@nimble rock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @solid token, @raw moss, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@jolly swift did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @nimble rock, who happened to be watching. @nimble rock died.

@carmine cairn swung a Cobalt Sword at @velvet peak, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

A pretty fairy led @livid shuttle to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @livid shuttle died.

@true wren tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@solid token wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @solid token turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @solid token died.

@raw moss adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@raw moss and @amber ermine played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @raw moss was the chicken. @amber ermine died.

@remote pumice forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

@tranquil wyvern filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@velvet peak called @carmine cairn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @velvet peak died.

@jolly swift and @true wren were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@tranquil wyvern was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

No one told @jolly swift that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss aimed a spinning toy at @remote pumice, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@true wren tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@tranquil wyvern wondered what Obama's last name is.

@true wren ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @true wren died.

@tranquil wyvern was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @raw moss, but they were in broad daylight.

@remote pumice sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

@carmine cairn tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@raw moss looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

@remote pumice caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @remote pumice died.

@raw moss was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @solid token
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet peak]

bb!register

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.