#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 60

brave shore Dec 6, 2025, 3:22 AM

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near mortar Dec 6, 2025, 3:29 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 3:29 AM

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atomic haven Dec 6, 2025, 3:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 3:31 AM

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near mortar Dec 6, 2025, 3:33 AM

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glass vine Dec 6, 2025, 3:36 AM

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raw moss Dec 6, 2025, 3:48 AM

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rapid fox Dec 6, 2025, 3:59 AM

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weary crane Dec 6, 2025, 4:05 AM

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glacial totem Dec 6, 2025, 4:09 AM

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static trout Dec 6, 2025, 4:09 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 4:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 4:15 AM

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unreal moat Dec 6, 2025, 4:22 AM

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devout dew Dec 6, 2025, 4:24 AM

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exotic saddle Dec 6, 2025, 4:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @rapid fox, @steel sentinel, @glass vine, @devout dew, @carmine cairn, @oak temple, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @exotic saddle, @near mortar, @static trout, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @livid shuttle died.

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@devout dew couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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A Martian Probe spotted @glacial totem, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @glacial totem was too boring.

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@rapid fox tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @rapid fox died.

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@weary crane visited @long vine, but no one was home. @weary crane felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@steel sentinel was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @steel sentinel died.

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@glass vine's booty was plundered by pirates. @glass vine died.

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@oak temple activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @oak temple died.

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@brave shore tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@unreal moat became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@raw moss got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@static trout found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @near mortar

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@glacial totem had the high ground, but @devout dew just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @glacial totem toppling to their doom. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@raw moss tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar spun around in a full circle and shot @exotic saddle with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @exotic saddle died.

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@peak yoke felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @unreal moat took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@near mortar chewed some gum. It made @near mortar feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @near mortar died.

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@static trout made some scary noises in the dark. @brave shore sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @static trout died.

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@unreal moat saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @long vine died. @long vine died. @long vine died. @long vine died.

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@weary crane stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@devout dew tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@devout dew was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@tranquil wyvern was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@weary crane flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @weary crane's face off with its bare hands. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @carmine cairn rich and famous.

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@tranquil wyvern thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@carmine cairn tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@devout dew blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @devout dew died.

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@carmine cairn merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@brave shore brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@brave shore was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @devout dew
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Dec 6, 2025, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 4:38 AM

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glacial totem Dec 6, 2025, 4:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 4:39 AM

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peak yoke Dec 6, 2025, 4:44 AM

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weary crane Dec 6, 2025, 4:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 4:45 AM

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true wren Dec 6, 2025, 4:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 4:58 AM

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glass vine Dec 6, 2025, 5:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 5:17 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 5:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 5:21 AM

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fiery belfry Dec 6, 2025, 5:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 5:23 AM

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long vine Dec 6, 2025, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 5:28 AM

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tight niche Dec 6, 2025, 5:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @weary crane, and @true wren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glass vine and @weary crane decided to play catch with a Mythril Sword. @glass vine missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @glass vine died.

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@glacial totem tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @peak yoke died.

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@true wren and @tight niche were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @true wren played solitaire. @tight niche stood behind them and watched.

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@long vine asked @carmine cairn if they "knew the way". @carmine cairn didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@weary crane's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@fiery belfry heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @fiery belfry stopped because their voice became horse.

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@true wren started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn had a very merry unbirthday party together. @fiery belfry found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@true wren used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @true wren then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@weary crane promised to @long vine that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@weary crane tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @weary crane died.

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@true wren was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @true wren died.

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@tight niche recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@fiery belfry accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@fiery belfry tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@carmine cairn hosted a spelling bee! @tight niche had to spell "cat". @long vine had to spell "rain". @fiery belfry had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@fiery belfry was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@fiery belfry tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @long vine died.

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@tight niche's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@tight niche was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tight niche's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Dec 6, 2025, 5:38 AM

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glacial totem Dec 6, 2025, 5:38 AM

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true wren Dec 6, 2025, 5:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 5:42 AM

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weary crane Dec 6, 2025, 6:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 6:08 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 6:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 6:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

devout dew Dec 6, 2025, 6:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 6:26 AM

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@devout dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 6, 2025, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 6:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Dec 6, 2025, 6:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 6:31 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 6, 2025, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 6:38 AM

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atomic haven Dec 6, 2025, 7:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 7:10 AM

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@atomic haven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 6, 2025, 7:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 7:23 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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long vine Dec 6, 2025, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @devout dew, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, @weary crane, @true wren, @velvet peak, and @atomic haven
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@atomic haven lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@carmine cairn forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@velvet peak headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@true wren learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @near mortar was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@tight niche accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @tight niche died.

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@devout dew triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @devout dew died.

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@carmine cairn uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@near mortar decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @brave shore decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @unreal moat is now goo. @unreal moat died.

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@true wren pumped @long vine full of lead. No one was hurt, but @long vine's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@brave shore wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @brave shore died.

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@weary crane found some Diamond Ore. @velvet peak quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@velvet peak fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@weary crane filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@true wren tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@long vine, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@weary crane played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @weary crane died.

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@true wren thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@true wren tried to attack @atomic haven by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @true wren died.

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Santa Claus asked @long vine what they wanted for Christmas. @long vine replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@velvet peak was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @velvet peak died.

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@atomic haven tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@atomic haven suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@long vine silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @atomic haven's back, which then integrated itself into @atomic haven's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@long vine wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@atomic haven started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@long vine wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@atomic haven and @long vine attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@long vine will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@atomic haven drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@atomic haven tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @atomic haven died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @atomic haven
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

brave shore Dec 6, 2025, 7:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 7:38 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 6, 2025, 7:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 7:38 AM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 6, 2025, 7:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 7:43 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gaunt dawn Dec 6, 2025, 8:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 8:00 AM

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@gaunt dawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 6, 2025, 8:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 8:03 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 6, 2025, 8:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 8:15 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Dec 6, 2025, 8:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 8:18 AM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 6, 2025, 8:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 8:19 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 6, 2025, 8:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 8:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 6, 2025, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 8:29 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Dec 6, 2025, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 8:29 AM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @kind scroll, @gaunt dawn, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, @zenith root, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fiery belfry played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@amber ermine crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@livid shuttle called @tranquil wyvern a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @amber ermine died.

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@gaunt dawn gave @true wren a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @true wren gave @gaunt dawn a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @gaunt dawn died.

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@zenith root, @kind scroll and @unreal moat played hot potato with a grenade. @unreal moat forgot to pass it on. @unreal moat died.

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@velvet peak pointed a wooden wand at @long vine and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@tight niche tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@olive garden went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@fiery belfry tried to kill @brave shore with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@tranquil wyvern started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@zenith root managed to kill @long vine by doing absolutely nothing. @long vine died.

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@brave shore became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @brave shore died.

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@velvet peak started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@olive garden overwhelmed @zenith root with a storm of flying bananas. @zenith root died.

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@true wren forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @true wren died.

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@tight niche crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@velvet peak was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @velvet peak died.

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@fiery belfry, @tranquil wyvern, and @kind scroll made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@tight niche thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@fiery belfry playfully poked @tranquil wyvern and laughed. @tranquil wyvern playfully poked them back with a The Rotted Fork. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@olive garden drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @olive garden died.

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@kind scroll carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @true wren
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@velvet peak compressed @livid shuttle until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@wind token purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @wind token ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@tranquil wyvern built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@sweet fractal finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @sweet fractal died.

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@echo coral got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@olive garden relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@wind token asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @wind token died.

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@long vine fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@olive garden invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@fiery belfry hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@tight niche wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@jolly swift aimed a spinning toy at @velvet peak, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@echo coral told @fiery belfry that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @fiery belfry took those words literally and peeled @echo coral. @echo coral died.

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@jolly swift found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@long vine and @olive garden were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@velvet peak adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @tight niche wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @velvet peak all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@long vine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @long vine's mind right in front of their face. @long vine died.

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@velvet peak stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @velvet peak died.

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@olive garden became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@tranquil wyvern sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@fiery belfry poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@fiery belfry found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @fiery belfry died.

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@olive garden likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @olive garden probably liked trains a bit too much. @olive garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern befriended @tight niche by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@jolly swift tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tranquil wyvern shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@tight niche found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tranquil wyvern got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @tranquil wyvern died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @jolly swift needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @echo coral
100 points go to 9th place: @wind token
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

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@brisk zephyr, @tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @glass vine, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @kind scroll, @unreal moat, @long vine, @velvet peak, and @atomic haven
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@brisk zephyr went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @brisk zephyr died.

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@livid shuttle tried to explain to @unreal moat that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @unreal moat countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @livid shuttle died.

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@atomic haven managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@jolly swift was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@velvet peak was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@glass vine fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @glass vine died.

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@long vine got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@kind scroll threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @kind scroll unlocked the power of flight!

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@unreal moat thought that @tranquil wyvern was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@velvet peak attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@atomic haven fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@unreal moat started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @long vine died.

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@kind scroll used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@velvet peak declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tight niche wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @velvet peak by stabbing them 64 times. @velvet peak died.

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@atomic haven was playing hide and seek with @tranquil wyvern and @jolly swift, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @atomic haven died.

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@jolly swift gave a hug to @tight niche and almost choked them to death!

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@jolly swift bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @jolly swift was blown to smithereens. @jolly swift died.

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@kind scroll tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern argued with @tight niche about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@tight niche tried to steal @tranquil wyvern's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@tight niche went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tight niche tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tranquil wyvern was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @atomic haven
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@sweet fractal offered to add a gold trim to @livid shuttle's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@jolly swift used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@tight niche used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@long vine rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@near mortar found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@unreal moat looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@solid token asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@jolly swift invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@solid token accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @solid token died.

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@livid shuttle ran out of bullets while fighting @near mortar, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche tried to kill @long vine, but failed to ask for consent.

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@sweet fractal pulled out their Ice Blade and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @sweet fractal pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@tranquil wyvern and @unreal moat engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @unreal moat blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @jolly swift and @velvet peak.

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@livid shuttle swapped @velvet peak's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @velvet peak then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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While riding on minecart rails, @sweet fractal accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @sweet fractal died.

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@livid shuttle started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine saw @tight niche trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @long vine is calling the police!

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@long vine was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@tight niche trapped @long vine in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @long vine managed to escape regardless.

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@long vine warned @tight niche not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tight niche trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@long vine was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tight niche caught them in time.

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@long vine accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @long vine allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@long vine gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @solid token

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tight niche Dec 6, 2025, 12:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @chrome mason, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @summer hedge, @kind scroll, @barren mortar, @sweet fractal, @unreal moat, @long vine, @velvet peak, and @muted adder
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@chrome mason worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@long vine tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@olive garden started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@chrome mason made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @chrome mason died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @livid shuttle's. @livid shuttle died.

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@summer hedge joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @summer hedge died.

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@kind scroll ran with scissors. @kind scroll died.

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@barren mortar heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @barren mortar died.

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@sweet fractal didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @sweet fractal died.

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@unreal moat climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @long vine died.

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@olive garden claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@muted adder's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @muted adder died.

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@tight niche summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @velvet peak's life points directly. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@olive garden walked into a bar. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@olive garden wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @olive garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@tranquil wyvern fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @olive garden
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @muted adder
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @barren mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @kind scroll

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@flint sage trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@jolly swift shot a sand block at @brave shore with a Sandgun, but @brave shore managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@velvet peak watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@ebon matrix found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@unreal moat shot @true wren in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @true wren died.

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@ebon matrix was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @ebon matrix died.

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@muted adder literally gaslighted @unreal moat by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @unreal moat died.

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@fiery belfry tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@near mortar saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @near mortar died.

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@muted adder finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@muted adder tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @muted adder died.

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@solid token suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @solid token died.

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@velvet peak threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@flint sage decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @flint sage died.

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@fiery belfry spoke softly to @velvet peak while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @velvet peak died.

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@tight niche made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@fiery belfry went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @fiery belfry died.

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@jolly swift used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@brave shore crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @brave shore's entire body.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@tranquil wyvern hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @brave shore caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@brave shore got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@tight niche blew @brave shore to bits using an exploding bed. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 8th place: @solid token
100 points go to 9th place: @muted adder
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@winter spruce, @hearty oracle, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @plush otter, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @flint sage, @livid shuttle, @ebon matrix, @solid token, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, and @hot kelp
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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @flint sage begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@flint sage spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@flint sage’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@flint sage went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@winter spruce programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @winter spruce died.

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@hearty oracle got stuck in @solid token's Rod of Discord farm. @hearty oracle died.

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@near mortar confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@long vine started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @long vine died.

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@plush otter took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @plush otter died.

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@flint sage tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @flint sage died.

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@livid shuttle fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@ebon matrix greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @ebon matrix died.

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@unreal moat's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @jolly swift and @hot kelp's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @unreal moat died.

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After opening a present, @solid token discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@near mortar ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @near mortar died.

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@hot kelp ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @hot kelp died.

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@velvet peak challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@grizzled tusk threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@brave shore somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@tight niche almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@jolly swift found a hill and started to roll down it. @jolly swift was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @jolly swift died.

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@solid token was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @raw moss's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @solid token died.

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@grizzled tusk had a sleepover with @brave shore, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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Low on health, @grizzled tusk hid from @raw moss by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @grizzled tusk died.

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@tight niche was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@tranquil wyvern learned all of @brave shore's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tight niche thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@raw moss recruited @tight niche as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@tranquil wyvern called @brave shore on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @raw moss died.

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@brave shore donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@tight niche’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@brave shore drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tight niche mopped @brave shore up with a tissue. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @solid token
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @warped glen, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @solid token, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @flint sage, @golden nymph, @hard scaffold, @unreal moat, @plush otter, @granite root, @weary crane, and @velvet peak
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@warped glen got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @warped glen died.

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@livid shuttle attacked @hard scaffold with a Legendary Zenith, but @hard scaffold's pen was mightier. @livid shuttle died.

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@golden nymph built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@carmine cairn cut a specific wire in @solid token's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @solid token died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tranquil wyvern walked out the door.

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@flint sage's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @flint sage died.

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@weary crane tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@jolly swift yelled, "Duck!" @hard scaffold excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @hard scaffold died.

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@unreal moat was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @unreal moat died.

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@plush otter was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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A pretty fairy led @plush otter to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @plush otter died.

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@weary crane equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @tranquil wyvern chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @weary crane's shattered corpse. @weary crane died.

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@velvet peak brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @granite root and @tight niche out.

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@granite root was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@tight niche tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tight niche to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@golden nymph fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @golden nymph died.

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@jolly swift and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @carmine cairn tattled on them.

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@granite root got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @tight niche got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @granite root died.

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@carmine cairn and @jolly swift got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@tranquil wyvern stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tight niche thought her hands were more interesting.

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@jolly swift tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@jolly swift tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@tight niche moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @granite root
150 points go to 6th place: @golden nymph
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @ionic nymph, @rapid fox, @olive garden, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @golden nymph, @unreal moat, @granite root, @brave shore, @weary crane, @rancid crane, and @velvet peak
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@brave shore was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@ionic nymph invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @ionic nymph was mauled by wolves. @ionic nymph died.

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@rapid fox challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @rapid fox died.

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@rancid crane drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @golden nymph appeared instead.

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@golden nymph discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @golden nymph died.

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@unreal moat received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @unreal moat died.

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@weary crane tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@jolly swift couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@olive garden huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @velvet peak also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tranquil wyvern and @olive garden spotted a Lunar Flare on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@granite root fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @granite root died.

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@brave shore tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @brave shore's mouth.

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@weary crane trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @weary crane suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @weary crane died.

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@rancid crane overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@velvet peak used a Laser Drill to literally bore @rancid crane to death. @rancid crane died.

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@tight niche started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @carmine cairn forced them to put in some more effort.

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@brave shore returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@tranquil wyvern made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@velvet peak pointed a Shotgun at @jolly swift and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @velvet peak looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @velvet peak died.

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@olive garden gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @olive garden died.

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@jolly swift drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@carmine cairn cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @carmine cairn's heart! @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @brave shore tested this theory on @raw moss, who bounced, and ended up being right. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore threatened @tight niche with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tight niche informed @brave shore as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 10th place: @weary crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 6, 2025, 4:42 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @golden nymph, @unreal moat, @rancid crane, and @velvet peak
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@golden nymph was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @golden nymph dried.

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@unreal moat invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@olive garden hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @livid shuttle's house. @livid shuttle started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@jolly swift explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@livid shuttle encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @rancid crane played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@velvet peak tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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After partying all night, @raw moss was shot by @carmine cairn in a swimming pool. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@golden nymph tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @golden nymph died.

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@rancid crane tried to high-five @velvet peak, but @velvet peak went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@carmine cairn screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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While examining a strange emblem, @unreal moat accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @unreal moat died.

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@olive garden built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@olive garden paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Xenopopper.

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@tranquil wyvern started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@tight niche slammed @rancid crane into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @rancid crane died.

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@jolly swift walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@velvet peak boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern's skeleton decided that @tranquil wyvern wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@tight niche stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @tight niche blinked first.

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@olive garden was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @tight niche. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @olive garden died.

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@carmine cairn captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@jolly swift's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@carmine cairn obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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While playing at the beach, @jolly swift buried @tight niche in the sand. It took @tight niche several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@jolly swift was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @golden nymph
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 6, 2025, 5:41 PM

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velvet peak Dec 6, 2025, 5:43 PM

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peak yoke Dec 6, 2025, 5:51 PM

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woeful hare Dec 6, 2025, 6:18 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 6:21 PM

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brave shore Dec 6, 2025, 6:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 6, 2025, 6:29 PM

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glacial totem Dec 6, 2025, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 6:30 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @solid token, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @half jolt, @woeful hare, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @jolly cloud, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @brave shore, and @velvet peak
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@livid shuttle dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss performed surgery on a grape.

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@unreal moat marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@jolly cloud saw @solid token standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @solid token died.

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@jolly swift wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@velvet peak pickpocketed @carmine cairn, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@woeful hare found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @half jolt died.

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@brave shore was infected by a zombie virus. @brave shore died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@tranquil wyvern and @peak yoke played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@unreal moat refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@woeful hare practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@jolly cloud placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Paintball Gun.

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@woeful hare was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @woeful hare into the freezing cold water. @woeful hare died.

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@jolly cloud used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @jolly cloud died.

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@velvet peak watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@unreal moat realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore walked up to @peak yoke and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @brave shore, that kills people! @peak yoke died.

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@glacial totem's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@carmine cairn farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@velvet peak activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @raw moss responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@raw moss shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @raw moss's face. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @carmine cairn by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @carmine cairn wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @brave shore killed the Traveling Merchant first. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 6, 2025, 6:40 PM

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velvet peak Dec 6, 2025, 6:40 PM

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jolly cloud Dec 6, 2025, 6:44 PM

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glacial totem Dec 6, 2025, 6:50 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 6, 2025, 7:07 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 7:20 PM

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half jolt Dec 6, 2025, 7:24 PM

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potent palm Dec 6, 2025, 7:26 PM

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jolly swift Dec 6, 2025, 7:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 6, 2025, 7:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @half jolt, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @jolly cloud, @potent palm, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@half jolt accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @half jolt allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@half jolt summoned a solar eclipse while @velvet peak was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @half jolt died.

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@jolly cloud cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@glacial totem hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift tried to strike @raw moss down, but @raw moss instead became more powerful than @jolly swift could possibly imagine.

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@tight niche painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@potent palm started rallying for goblin rights.

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@tranquil wyvern drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@raw moss bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @raw moss was blown to smithereens. @raw moss died.

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@potent palm hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @potent palm could pull it to shore.

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@carmine cairn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @jolly cloud, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @jolly cloud died.

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@potent palm read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @potent palm died.

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@tight niche went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tight niche didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @velvet peak's. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tight niche fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@carmine cairn spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@tight niche finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@jolly swift wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@jolly swift angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@carmine cairn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @tight niche also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tight niche was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@carmine cairn wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@tight niche sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @potent palm
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly cloud
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @half jolt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Dec 6, 2025, 8:16 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 8:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 6, 2025, 8:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @jolly cloud, @brave shore, @velvet dune, and @velvet peak
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The fighting begins again!

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@olive garden put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @olive garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@raw moss complained to @sweet fractal that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@woeful hare suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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After partying all night, @jolly swift was shot by @brave shore in a swimming pool. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@jolly cloud cut a specific wire in @woeful hare's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @woeful hare died.

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@sweet fractal was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@raw moss attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @raw moss died.

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There once was a @jolly cloud who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @jolly cloud's insides, and all the animals were freed. @jolly cloud died.

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@velvet peak did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@velvet dune didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@velvet dune went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @velvet dune died.

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@tight niche tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@velvet peak decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn built a floating city and named it "England".

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@tranquil wyvern hadn't seen @tight niche in a long time, and missed them. @tight niche aimed a Sniper Rifle at @tranquil wyvern from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @carmine cairn's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly cloud
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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