#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 59

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:36 AM

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@carmine cairn tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @carmine cairn didn't know that.

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@carmine cairn told @fiery belfry a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@fiery belfry was looking kind of dumb after @raw moss's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@carmine cairn tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @gaunt dawn
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @plush otter

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

brave shore Dec 5, 2025, 4:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:38 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 4:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 4:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:40 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 5, 2025, 4:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:42 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 4:44 AM

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Bb!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:44 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 5, 2025, 4:45 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:45 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 5, 2025, 5:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:02 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 5, 2025, 5:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:02 AM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gaunt dawn Dec 5, 2025, 5:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:05 AM

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@gaunt dawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Dec 5, 2025, 5:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:22 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 5:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:23 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 5, 2025, 5:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:28 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 5, 2025, 5:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:28 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @carmine cairn, @gaunt dawn, @raw moss, @static trout, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @plush otter, @fiery belfry, @gray sky, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Rumors started spreading that @unreal moat was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @unreal moat.

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@carmine cairn overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@peak yoke tried to deal a finishing blow to @raw moss, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@proud lava made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @proud lava died.

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Out of boredom, @fiery belfry used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@gaunt dawn got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @gaunt dawn died.

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@static trout took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@raw moss started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @raw moss suddenly didn't feel so good. @raw moss died.

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@static trout accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@unreal moat had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @potent talon died.

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@plush otter discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@brave shore tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @brave shore extremely rich.

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@fiery belfry sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@peak yoke drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@carmine cairn watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@brave shore made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@gray sky started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@plush otter dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @plush otter is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@plush otter was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @plush otter died.

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@gray sky gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @gray sky died.

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@brave shore fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@fiery belfry started barking like a dog while chasing @brave shore.

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@carmine cairn tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@fiery belfry planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@carmine cairn donned a Martian costume and chased @fiery belfry in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @plush otter
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Dec 5, 2025, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:39 AM

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unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 5:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:39 AM

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brave shore Dec 5, 2025, 5:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:43 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 5:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:49 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 5, 2025, 5:54 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:54 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 6:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:08 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 5, 2025, 6:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:16 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

halcyon sable Dec 5, 2025, 6:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:27 AM

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@halcyon sable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gaunt dawn Dec 5, 2025, 6:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:32 AM

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@gaunt dawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 5, 2025, 6:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:49 AM

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velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 6:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:54 AM

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gray sky Dec 5, 2025, 7:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 7:02 AM

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nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 7:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 7:04 AM

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sullen merlin Dec 5, 2025, 7:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 7:17 AM

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@sullen merlin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 5, 2025, 7:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 7:23 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @gaunt dawn, @nova plover, @static trout, @unreal moat, @sullen merlin, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, @weary crane, @halcyon sable, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@weary crane failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@amber ermine asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @sullen merlin, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @amber ermine to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @amber ermine died.

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@gaunt dawn's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @gaunt dawn died.

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@static trout lured @nova plover into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @nova plover's dust allergy! @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke gave @static trout Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @static trout died.

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@brave shore tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@long vine stole @potent talon's lemons. @potent talon got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @long vine's house down.

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@halcyon sable was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@unreal moat was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @unreal moat died.

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@weary crane got tired of @potent talon constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @potent talon died.

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@long vine obscured @peak yoke's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @peak yoke escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@gray sky found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@tranquil wyvern 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @peak yoke to death. @peak yoke died.

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@gray sky found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@velvet peak tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@sullen merlin shot their Vortex Beater to the left of @long vine just to scare them. @long vine heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @long vine died.

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@weary crane smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @weary crane died.

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@halcyon sable has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @halcyon sable woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@halcyon sable couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@brave shore started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@sullen merlin disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @halcyon sable, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @halcyon sable died.

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@velvet peak emerged from a tree stump and scolded @sullen merlin for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @sullen merlin was still holding an axe. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @brave shore were about to face off, but @tranquil wyvern had to run off to the restroom first.

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@sullen merlin realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @sullen merlin died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @brave shore played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@brave shore started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@tranquil wyvern forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @sullen merlin
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @halcyon sable
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 7:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 7:40 AM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 7:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 7:42 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 5, 2025, 7:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 7:47 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gaunt dawn Dec 5, 2025, 7:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 7:51 AM

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@gaunt dawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 7:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 7:52 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 5, 2025, 8:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 8:20 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 8:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 8:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Dec 5, 2025, 8:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 8:29 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon Dec 5, 2025, 8:30 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 8:31 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 9:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 9:00 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 5, 2025, 9:23 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 9:23 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @long vine, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @gaunt dawn, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @remote pumice died.

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@fiery belfry was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @brave shore with its horns. @brave shore died.

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@olive garden explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@gaunt dawn got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @gaunt dawn died.

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The Nurse told @livid shuttle they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @livid shuttle died.

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@nova plover almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@unreal moat drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @unreal moat died.

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@amber ermine fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@long vine's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @long vine! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@velvet peak painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@potent talon spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @potent talon died.

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@nova plover vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tight niche died.

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@amber ermine stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@fiery belfry found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@tranquil wyvern and @velvet peak fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @tranquil wyvern won by breaking @velvet peak's spine. @velvet peak died.

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@long vine looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @fiery belfry started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@olive garden made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @olive garden died.

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@long vine was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@tranquil wyvern put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @tranquil wyvern whole. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@fiery belfry flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @long vine when the world was flipped.

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@fiery belfry went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@long vine smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@fiery belfry stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 9:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 9:39 AM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

floral basalt Dec 5, 2025, 9:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 9:59 AM

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@floral basalt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 10:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 10:00 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 10:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 10:10 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 10:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 10:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 10:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 5, 2025, 10:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 10:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 10:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 10:40 AM

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fathom barn Dec 5, 2025, 10:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 10:57 AM

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true wren Dec 5, 2025, 11:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:09 AM

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dim sphinx Dec 5, 2025, 11:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:11 AM

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ionic nymph Dec 5, 2025, 11:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:14 AM

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fiery belfry Dec 5, 2025, 11:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @ionic nymph, @dim sphinx, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @floral basalt, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @true wren, @unreal moat, @nova plover, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@tranquil wyvern joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@floral basalt tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@ionic nymph accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@unreal moat tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@fathom barn underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @fathom barn died.

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@dim sphinx started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @dim sphinx died.

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@true wren tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@velvet peak fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@brave shore tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@fiery belfry distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@nova plover buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@tight niche snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@velvet peak decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@floral basalt started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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In a bizarre turn of events, @brave shore was flattened by a road roller. @brave shore died.

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@true wren finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tranquil wyvern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @floral basalt, who was in the front row. @floral basalt died.

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@nova plover tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@fiery belfry saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@tight niche tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tight niche quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@ionic nymph drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@tranquil wyvern started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@livid shuttle went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @livid shuttle died.

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@nova plover tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@tight niche dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@true wren drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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Someone let the dogs out! @unreal moat tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @unreal moat died.

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@fiery belfry found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@nova plover and @ionic nymph found themselves falling from a considerable height. @nova plover landed in a pool of water. @ionic nymph did not. @ionic nymph died.

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@true wren somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@nova plover discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @nova plover died.

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@velvet peak started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @velvet peak decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@tight niche stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@velvet peak heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @velvet peak died.

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@fiery belfry escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@true wren paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Tungsten Shortsword.

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@true wren's face was scorched off after @tight niche took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @true wren died.

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@fiery belfry found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@fiery belfry jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @fiery belfry died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @tranquil wyvern was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @tranquil wyvern had ever been in. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @true wren
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic nymph
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @floral basalt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

true wren Dec 5, 2025, 11:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:40 AM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 5, 2025, 11:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:41 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 11:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:41 AM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 5, 2025, 11:41 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

ionic nymph Dec 5, 2025, 11:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:41 AM

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@ionic nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 5, 2025, 11:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:41 AM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 12:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:01 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 12:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:07 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 12:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:25 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 12:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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gray sky Dec 5, 2025, 12:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:30 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@ionic nymph, @brave shore, @plush otter, @velvet peak, @true wren, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@ionic nymph tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @ionic nymph died.

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@plush otter found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @plush otter died.

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@tight niche tricked @true wren into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @true wren died.

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@brave shore went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @brave shore decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@unreal moat thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tied up @brave shore and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @brave shore to die. However, @brave shore managed to escape from their bonds.

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@gray sky took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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A mysterious stranger gave @nova plover a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @velvet peak with it. However, @nova plover clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @nova plover died.

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@velvet peak got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @velvet peak died.

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@brave shore forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@gray sky tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @gray sky was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @brave shore then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @gray sky
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @true wren
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @ionic nymph

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

fiery belfry Dec 5, 2025, 12:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:37 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 5, 2025, 12:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:37 PM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 12:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:38 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 12:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:41 PM

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long vine Dec 5, 2025, 12:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:54 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 1:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:04 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hot kelp Dec 5, 2025, 1:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:21 PM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 1:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 1:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:26 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 1:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

kind scroll Dec 5, 2025, 1:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:29 PM

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@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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true wren Dec 5, 2025, 1:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:30 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @fiery belfry, @gray sky, @long vine, @true wren, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @nova plover died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @raw moss some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @raw moss died.

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@unreal moat did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @unreal moat died.

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@velvet peak invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @hot kelp, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @hot kelp died.

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@kind scroll told @tight niche to bite the dust. In response, @tight niche took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@true wren headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @long vine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@tight niche played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@long vine went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@kind scroll tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@fiery belfry dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @fiery belfry died.

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@velvet peak wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @velvet peak died.

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@gray sky was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @gray sky back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @gray sky died.

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@kind scroll was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@tight niche found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@long vine held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@true wren sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @true wren died.

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@long vine told @kind scroll a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @kind scroll died.

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@long vine picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 5th place: @true wren
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 1:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:39 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 1:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:40 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 5, 2025, 1:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:43 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 1:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:47 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 1:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:51 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 5, 2025, 2:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:10 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 2:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:12 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

atomic haven Dec 5, 2025, 2:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:15 PM

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@atomic haven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 2:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 2:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim sphinx Dec 5, 2025, 2:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@dim sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @long vine, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @true wren, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @atomic haven, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @long vine died.

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@unreal moat fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @unreal moat died.

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@true wren and @atomic haven had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth with @carmine cairn's shoelaces.

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@dim sphinx was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@atomic haven fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @atomic haven died.

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@tight niche let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@peak yoke went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @peak yoke died.

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@olive garden summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @olive garden died.

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@velvet peak spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @velvet peak still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @velvet peak died.

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@true wren played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@true wren used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @true wren didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @true wren died.

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@tranquil wyvern was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@dim sphinx recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @dim sphinx concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@dim sphinx patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tight niche in disguise.

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@dim sphinx put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @dim sphinx died.

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@carmine cairn chased @raw moss with their Cactus Sword. @raw moss tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @carmine cairn. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tight niche pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tight niche was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @true wren
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @atomic haven

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 2:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 2:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:38 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

atomic haven Dec 5, 2025, 2:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:39 PM

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@atomic haven, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 5, 2025, 2:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:43 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 2:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:46 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hot kelp Dec 5, 2025, 2:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:49 PM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

true wren Dec 5, 2025, 2:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:58 PM

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@true wren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 3:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:10 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

viscid orchid Dec 5, 2025, 3:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:18 PM

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@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 3:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @true wren, @viscid orchid, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @atomic haven, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@true wren got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @true wren died.

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@jolly swift looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@atomic haven stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@viscid orchid hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@viscid orchid went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @viscid orchid died.

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@carmine cairn got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@tight niche was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@unreal moat found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@unreal moat put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @tranquil wyvern in a Fish costume.

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@atomic haven was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @atomic haven died.

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@velvet peak flexed so hard on @hot kelp that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @hot kelp died.

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@jolly swift claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @carmine cairn was morbidly interested.

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@jolly swift decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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The Wizard showed @tight niche their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss were having a nice picnic on the beach when @velvet peak stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@velvet peak played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @velvet peak died.

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@raw moss was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@tight niche opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@tranquil wyvern started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@jolly swift accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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After years of research, @tranquil wyvern found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@carmine cairn was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @carmine cairn suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@raw moss drank sand for 10 hours. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 8th place: @atomic haven
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 3:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:39 PM

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jolly swift Dec 5, 2025, 3:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:39 PM

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raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 3:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:42 PM

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brave shore Dec 5, 2025, 3:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 3:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:46 PM

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nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 3:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:46 PM

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viscid orchid Dec 5, 2025, 3:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:47 PM

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atomic haven Dec 5, 2025, 3:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:58 PM

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peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 4:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:07 PM

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near mortar Dec 5, 2025, 4:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:21 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 4:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 4:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @viscid orchid, @near mortar, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @atomic haven, and @peak yoke
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@peak yoke took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@atomic haven learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @livid shuttle found out that @atomic haven meant "killer" in the literal sense. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@velvet peak got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @viscid orchid saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tranquil wyvern stabbed them in the back. @viscid orchid died.

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@brave shore created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@near mortar got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @raw moss did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@peak yoke fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @peak yoke died.

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@atomic haven stole @carmine cairn's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @carmine cairn was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@tight niche received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@atomic haven dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @atomic haven died.

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@velvet peak started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @velvet peak died.

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@nova plover's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @nova plover responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@jolly swift flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @nova plover. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@brave shore invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@tranquil wyvern was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@brave shore was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @brave shore barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @brave shore died.

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@jolly swift didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tight niche felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@tight niche was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@tight niche dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@carmine cairn rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @carmine cairn with unnecessary advice.

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@tight niche ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @atomic haven
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 4:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:41 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 4:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:41 PM

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raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 4:42 PM

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gaunt dawn Dec 5, 2025, 4:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:44 PM

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unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 4:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:49 PM

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peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 4:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 5:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:00 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 5, 2025, 5:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:24 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 5:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @gaunt dawn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, and @velvet peak
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@gaunt dawn dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @raw moss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@gaunt dawn started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @gaunt dawn died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @unreal moat tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@velvet peak purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@raw moss used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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Hey @unreal moat, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke and @carmine cairn had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@jolly swift found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@olive garden went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@tight niche tried attacking @jolly swift, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@tranquil wyvern and @peak yoke were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tranquil wyvern suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @peak yoke turned around to look. @peak yoke died.

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@nova plover decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@nova plover was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @nova plover died.

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@olive garden was in the middle of taking a shower when @jolly swift took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @olive garden died.

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@velvet peak saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @velvet peak died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@tight niche tried to kill @tranquil wyvern by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@tranquil wyvern started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet peak
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 5:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:38 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 5:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:41 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

solid token Dec 5, 2025, 5:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:43 PM

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@solid token, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 5:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:44 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 5:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:45 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 5:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 5:55 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 5, 2025, 6:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:21 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Dec 5, 2025, 6:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:24 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

viscid orchid Dec 5, 2025, 6:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:26 PM

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@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 5, 2025, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:28 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @jolly swift, @proud lava, @viscid orchid, @solid token, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava and @brave shore started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @proud lava took out their actual shotgun. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@peak yoke sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@raw moss replaced @proud lava's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @proud lava died.

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@viscid orchid forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @viscid orchid died.

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@velvet peak ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @velvet peak, @solid token broke their fall with their own body. @solid token died.

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@nova plover broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @jolly swift and @peak yoke.

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@olive garden cornered @raw moss at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @raw moss started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tranquil wyvern excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@velvet peak found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @velvet peak was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@olive garden drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@carmine cairn drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@peak yoke went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet peak was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @velvet peak died.

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@jolly swift dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@olive garden went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @olive garden died.

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@jolly swift used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @tranquil wyvern, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@raw moss iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @raw moss died.

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@tight niche looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@carmine cairn was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@tight niche fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @carmine cairn, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@carmine cairn modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@tight niche thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @solid token

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 6:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 6:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:40 PM

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@velvet peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

viscid orchid Dec 5, 2025, 6:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:42 PM

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@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 5, 2025, 6:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:42 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 6:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 6:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 6:57 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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kind scroll Dec 5, 2025, 7:22 PM

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tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 7:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet peak, @gaunt dawn, @jolly swift, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@nova plover walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@kind scroll used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@raw moss, @jolly swift, @viscid orchid, @carmine cairn, @gaunt dawn, @velvet peak, @peak yoke, and @tranquil wyvern decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @gaunt dawn. @gaunt dawn died.

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@tight niche slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @viscid orchid's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @viscid orchid died.

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@raw moss dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @nova plover, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @nova plover died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @peak yoke that there was something stuck in their teeth. @peak yoke checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @peak yoke died.

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@kind scroll opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @kind scroll's neck. @kind scroll died.

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@jolly swift went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @jolly swift's fault.

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@tranquil wyvern wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@velvet peak and @jolly swift had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tranquil wyvern sped up the process by stabbing @velvet peak. @velvet peak died.

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@carmine cairn found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@jolly swift wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @jolly swift turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@tight niche got burninated by Tim. @tight niche died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @raw moss. Apparently, not that many. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 7:39 PM

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velvet peak Dec 5, 2025, 7:42 PM

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limpid glacier Dec 5, 2025, 7:50 PM

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jolly swift Dec 5, 2025, 7:54 PM

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static trout Dec 5, 2025, 7:55 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 8:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 5, 2025, 8:29 PM

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plush otter Dec 5, 2025, 8:35 PM

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peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 9:32 PM

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jolly cloud Dec 5, 2025, 9:35 PM

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cosmic cosmos Dec 5, 2025, 9:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 10:13 PM

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nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 10:21 PM

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floral basalt Dec 5, 2025, 10:26 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @tranquil wyvern, @plush otter, @cosmic cosmos, @velvet peak, @floral basalt, @jolly swift, @fiery belfry, @jolly cloud, @static trout, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@carmine cairn bashed @velvet peak in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@floral basalt recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@tight niche and @raw moss huddled around @jolly cloud to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @jolly cloud's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@limpid glacier was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@fiery belfry went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@plush otter used a Medusa Head on @sweet fractal and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@static trout got a piggyback ride from @limpid glacier, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @limpid glacier died.

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@plush otter went down @jolly swift's chimney to deliver presents, but @jolly swift's fireplace was still in use. @plush otter died.

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@raw moss took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @floral basalt and @tight niche ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@cosmic cosmos was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@jolly cloud hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@jolly swift hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@jolly cloud was buried under an avalanche that @fiery belfry had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @jolly cloud died.

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@peak yoke begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@static trout felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @nova plover setting explosives beneath them. @static trout died.

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@nova plover wished for the ability to fly. @tight niche granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet peak was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @velvet peak died.

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@fiery belfry loves @tranquil wyvern to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @fiery belfry died.

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@floral basalt began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @floral basalt died.

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@carmine cairn was building a nice house. @tight niche asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @carmine cairn just looked confused.

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@tranquil wyvern was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@raw moss was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @tight niche, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @floral basalt
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 10:44 PM

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raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 10:53 PM

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limpid glacier Dec 5, 2025, 10:55 PM

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rancid crane Dec 5, 2025, 10:56 PM

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cosmic cosmos Dec 5, 2025, 10:56 PM

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nova plover Dec 5, 2025, 11:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:00 PM

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potent palm Dec 5, 2025, 11:03 PM

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static trout Dec 5, 2025, 11:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:06 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 5, 2025, 11:14 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 11:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:17 PM

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glacial totem Dec 5, 2025, 11:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:25 PM

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floral basalt Dec 5, 2025, 11:25 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @cosmic cosmos, @floral basalt, @glacial totem, @static trout, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, @potent palm, and @rancid crane
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@nova plover was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@limpid glacier eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@limpid glacier drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @limpid glacier died.

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@cosmic cosmos thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @cosmic cosmos's potions with Red Potions. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@floral basalt got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @floral basalt died.

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@static trout's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @static trout died.

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@glacial totem drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@steel sentinel sacrificed @raw moss by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @raw moss died.

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@potent palm performed open heart surgery on @nova plover, even though @nova plover never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @nova plover died.

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@steel sentinel started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@peak yoke was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn snuck up behind @rancid crane, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @carmine cairn decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@potent palm tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @potent palm died.

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@rancid crane hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @rancid crane died.

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@steel sentinel commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@steel sentinel tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@carmine cairn found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@glacial totem thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@carmine cairn popped @steel sentinel by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid crane
150 points go to 5th place: @potent palm
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @floral basalt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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plush torrent Dec 5, 2025, 11:37 PM

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glacial totem Dec 5, 2025, 11:37 PM

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raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 11:39 PM

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peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 11:39 PM

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potent palm Dec 5, 2025, 11:39 PM

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subtle jewel Dec 5, 2025, 11:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:48 PM

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fiery belfry Dec 5, 2025, 11:50 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 5, 2025, 11:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:52 PM

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cosmic cosmos Dec 5, 2025, 11:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 11:55 PM

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long vine Dec 5, 2025, 11:57 PM

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near mortar Dec 5, 2025, 11:58 PM

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plush otter Dec 6, 2025, 12:13 AM

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exotic saddle Dec 6, 2025, 12:15 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 12:20 AM

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remote pumice Dec 6, 2025, 12:28 AM

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rancid crane Dec 6, 2025, 12:30 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @plush otter, @cosmic cosmos, @exotic saddle, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @near mortar, @raw moss, @plush torrent, @potent palm, @peak yoke, @subtle jewel, and @rancid crane
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@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@glacial totem built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@exotic saddle climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@plush otter was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @plush otter died.

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@cosmic cosmos spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@plush torrent traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@near mortar started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@cosmic cosmos baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @cosmic cosmos died.

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@peak yoke began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@remote pumice tried to set up a campfire, but @subtle jewel drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@potent palm tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @exotic saddle's head instead. @exotic saddle died.

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Congratulations, @glacial totem! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @glacial totem died.

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@fiery belfry cut through @near mortar with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @near mortar died.

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@plush torrent thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @plush torrent died.

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@potent palm curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @potent palm in half. @potent palm died.

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@peak yoke skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @peak yoke died.

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@remote pumice declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @remote pumice's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@subtle jewel tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @subtle jewel died.

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@raw moss found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@fiery belfry was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine shot @rancid crane to death with a finger gun. @rancid crane died.

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@remote pumice struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@long vine attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @remote pumice watched the carnage from a safe distance. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@carmine cairn found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@carmine cairn decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel somehow convinced @raw moss that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @subtle jewel
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @potent palm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 6, 2025, 12:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 12:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid crane Dec 6, 2025, 12:41 AM

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peak yoke Dec 6, 2025, 12:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 12:43 AM

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long vine Dec 6, 2025, 12:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 12:52 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 6, 2025, 1:02 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 1:02 AM

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plush otter Dec 6, 2025, 1:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 1:11 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 6, 2025, 1:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 1:11 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 6, 2025, 1:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 1:16 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 1:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

glacial totem Dec 6, 2025, 1:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 1:31 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid crane Dec 6, 2025, 2:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 2:00 AM

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@rancid crane, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 6, 2025, 2:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 2:08 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 6, 2025, 2:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 2:18 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 6, 2025, 2:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 2:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @plush otter, @long vine, @weary crane, and @rancid crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @potent talon wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@peak yoke tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@tranquil wyvern got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @glacial totem farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @carmine cairn. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@steel sentinel blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @steel sentinel's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@plush otter tried to shoot @raw moss using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @carmine cairn's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@peak yoke received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @peak yoke died.

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@potent talon ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @potent talon died.

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@plush otter accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @plush otter died.

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@long vine opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@rancid crane drew swords on the ground. @weary crane started stomping all over them. Furious, @rancid crane picked one up and stabbed @weary crane with it.. @weary crane died.

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@rancid crane took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @rancid crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@long vine found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@raw moss ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @raw moss died.

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@long vine sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@steel sentinel cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@long vine had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Onyx Blaster. Obviously, this failed.

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@long vine was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@steel sentinel invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@carmine cairn took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid crane
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Dec 6, 2025, 2:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 2:37 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 6, 2025, 2:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 2:51 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 6, 2025, 2:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 2:57 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 6, 2025, 3:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 3:11 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 6, 2025, 3:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 3:11 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 6, 2025, 3:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 6, 2025, 3:16 AM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.