#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 58

gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 4:37 AM

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unreal moat Dec 4, 2025, 4:39 AM

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static trout Dec 4, 2025, 4:57 AM

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gray sky Dec 4, 2025, 5:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 5:18 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 4, 2025, 5:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 5:25 AM

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tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 5:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

scarlet siren Dec 4, 2025, 5:33 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 5:33 AM

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@scarlet siren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 6:17 AM

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 4, 2025, 6:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 6:19 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Dec 4, 2025, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 6:29 AM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @static trout, @unreal moat, @scarlet siren, @gray sky, @brave shore, @weary crane, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@unreal moat complained that they had no life, so @zenith root used a Life Drain to take @livid shuttle's life and give it to @unreal moat. @livid shuttle died.

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@gray sky wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@tight niche tried to stab @amber ermine, but @amber ermine's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @amber ermine died.

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@static trout was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @static trout let them be.

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@weary crane rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @weary crane's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@scarlet siren played Frisbee with @static trout using a Light Disc, but @static trout unfortunately didn't have five hands. @static trout died.

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@unreal moat threw a Stink Potion at @brave shore. @brave shore threw a Toxic Flask right back. @unreal moat died.

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@weary crane and @tight niche had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@scarlet siren wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tight niche started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@gray sky dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @gray sky died.

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@weary crane panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @weary crane died.

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@zenith root thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @zenith root died.

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@scarlet siren used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@brave shore fired their bow at @tight niche, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @brave shore gave up.

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@tight niche started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@scarlet siren accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @scarlet siren died.

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@tight niche's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @tight niche to notice them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @scarlet siren
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

fiery belfry Dec 4, 2025, 6:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 6:37 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 4, 2025, 6:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 6:37 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 4, 2025, 6:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 6:51 AM

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long vine Dec 4, 2025, 6:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 6:54 AM

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kind scroll Dec 4, 2025, 6:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 6:59 AM

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gray sky Dec 4, 2025, 7:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 7:08 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

quasi geyser Dec 4, 2025, 7:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 7:18 AM

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@quasi geyser, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 7:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

zenith root Dec 4, 2025, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @kind scroll, @glacial totem, @quasi geyser, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @gray sky, @long vine, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche appeared to be taking a group picture of @zenith root, @kind scroll, and @quasi geyser. @tight niche's selfie turned out great!

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Poor @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle keeps getting pinged over and over again. @livid shuttle is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle.

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While streaming a fitness game, @glacial totem accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@unreal moat found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@gray sky told @fiery belfry that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @fiery belfry vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@kind scroll accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @kind scroll died.

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@zenith root painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@glacial totem sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @unreal moat died.

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@quasi geyser performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @fiery belfry used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @fiery belfry died.

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@gray sky found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @gray sky died.

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@zenith root wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@long vine toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @long vine died.

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@tight niche and @quasi geyser got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@zenith root died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @zenith root died.

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@quasi geyser released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @quasi geyser, but it was very satisfying.

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@livid shuttle picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @livid shuttle died.

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@quasi geyser was briefly jumpscared by @tight niche wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@quasi geyser ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @quasi geyser's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @quasi geyser died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @quasi geyser
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @kind scroll

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

gray sky Dec 4, 2025, 7:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 7:51 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 4, 2025, 7:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 7:54 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 4, 2025, 7:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 7:56 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 4, 2025, 8:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:07 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Dec 4, 2025, 8:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:07 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 4, 2025, 8:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:21 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

river pike Dec 4, 2025, 8:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:23 AM

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@river pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

willow saddle Dec 4, 2025, 8:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:27 AM

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@willow saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

scarlet marten Dec 4, 2025, 8:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:28 AM

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@scarlet marten, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Dec 4, 2025, 8:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:28 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @amber ermine, @river pike, @turbid skiff, @unreal moat, @willow saddle, @gray sky, @long vine, and @scarlet marten
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@willow saddle knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@amber ermine equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tranquil wyvern's chests for the rest of its life.

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@turbid skiff found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@gray sky tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @gray sky keeled over from a heart attack. @gray sky died.

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@scarlet marten launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@river pike found a room full of Bunny Banners in @tranquil wyvern's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@scarlet marten started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@long vine was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@turbid skiff took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @turbid skiff died.

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@steel sentinel found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@river pike dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @river pike died.

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@long vine used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @scarlet marten wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@willow saddle saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@steel sentinel thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@long vine started rallying for goblin rights.

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@willow saddle learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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There once was a @willow saddle who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @willow saddle's insides, and all the animals were freed. @willow saddle died.

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@scarlet marten invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @scarlet marten died.

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@long vine tried to strike @steel sentinel down, but @steel sentinel instead became more powerful than @long vine could possibly imagine.

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@steel sentinel made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@long vine sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@long vine became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@long vine put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @scarlet marten
150 points go to 4th place: @willow saddle
150 points go to 5th place: @river pike
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Dec 4, 2025, 8:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:39 AM

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gray sky Dec 4, 2025, 8:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:40 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 4, 2025, 8:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:41 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 4, 2025, 8:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:59 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 4, 2025, 9:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:03 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 4, 2025, 9:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:07 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 4, 2025, 9:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:17 AM

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fiery belfry Dec 4, 2025, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:27 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 4, 2025, 9:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:28 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 4, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:29 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @gray sky, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @livid shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@long vine made up their own language and used it to threaten @peak yoke, who simply scratched their head.

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@amber ermine pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@fiery belfry aimed a Last Prism beam at @unreal moat, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@tranquil wyvern briefly considered proposing marriage to @flint sage, but married a bee instead.

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@unreal moat was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @peak yoke died.

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@gray sky used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@fiery belfry used their Ice Sickle to lop off @flint sage's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @fiery belfry invented golf. @flint sage died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@steel sentinel swung a Classy Cane at @long vine and missed. However, @long vine acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @steel sentinel to receive a yellow card.

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@brave shore lulled @steel sentinel into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @steel sentinel died.

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@fiery belfry embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @fiery belfry tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

fiery belfry Dec 4, 2025, 9:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:38 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 4, 2025, 9:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:38 AM

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@flint sage, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 4, 2025, 9:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:40 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 4, 2025, 9:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:41 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

atomic wharf Dec 4, 2025, 9:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:42 AM

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@atomic wharf, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 4, 2025, 9:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:47 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 4, 2025, 9:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:54 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 4, 2025, 9:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:56 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 10:21 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass cargo Dec 4, 2025, 10:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 10:27 AM

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@glass cargo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 10:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 4, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 10:29 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, @atomic wharf, and @glass cargo
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@flint sage found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@tranquil wyvern built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@livid shuttle gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@amber ermine found some soup in their fly.

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@atomic wharf wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@fiery belfry knocked furiously on @brave shore's door while holding an axe. @brave shore shouted, "Who's there?"

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@glass cargo started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@amber ermine made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @amber ermine died.

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@glass cargo murdered @flint sage by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @flint sage died.

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@unreal moat forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @unreal moat died.

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@fiery belfry tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @atomic wharf over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@gray sky started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @gray sky died.

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@long vine was stalking @brave shore's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @long vine died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @brave shore was caught in the crossfire. @brave shore died.

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@glass cargo started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@atomic wharf pranked @fiery belfry by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@atomic wharf caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @atomic wharf died.

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@fiery belfry looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@glass cargo tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @glass cargo died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@tranquil wyvern's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tranquil wyvern sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry tried to throw a Palladium Pike at @tight niche before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@tight niche needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@tight niche spiced up @fiery belfry's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @fiery belfry died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @glass cargo
150 points go to 5th place: @atomic wharf
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @flint sage

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @atomic wharf, @fiery belfry, @flint sage, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @halcyon sable, @near urchin, @tight niche, @gray sky, @oak lion, and @amber ermine
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@flint sage decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@atomic wharf followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @atomic wharf discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @atomic wharf died.

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@oak lion watched @halcyon sable go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @halcyon sable was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@livid shuttle took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@flint sage, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @flint sage died.

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@livid shuttle touched @gray sky's gun without permission. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine and @fiery belfry cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @fiery belfry, because @amber ermine was wearing Frost armor.

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While @unreal moat looked inside a Corruption chasm, @remote pumice pranked them by pushing them inside. @unreal moat died.

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@halcyon sable was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @halcyon sable died.

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@near urchin defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @near urchin died.

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@fiery belfry wanted to start a band, and recruited @tight niche as their keyboard player. @tight niche showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@gray sky tried to save @remote pumice's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @gray sky died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @gray sky died.

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@amber ermine tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @amber ermine died.

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@oak lion and @tight niche were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @oak lion fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @oak lion died.

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@fiery belfry hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @fiery belfry died.

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@remote pumice heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@tranquil wyvern was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@remote pumice went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @oak lion
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @near urchin
100 points go to 9th place: @halcyon sable
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Dec 4, 2025, 12:05 PM

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tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 12:28 PM

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zenith root Dec 4, 2025, 12:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @flint sage, @kind scroll, @remote pumice, @static trout, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @plush otter, @brave shore, and @zenith root
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@remote pumice was vehicularly manslaughtered by @kind scroll's minecart. @remote pumice died.

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@static trout tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @static trout died.

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@tight niche damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@unreal moat was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @unreal moat died.

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@zenith root decisively vanquished @plush otter through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @plush otter died.

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After @brave shore drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shoot an apple off of @zenith root's head. @tranquil wyvern's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @zenith root died.

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@tight niche, @flint sage, and @kind scroll worked on a group project, but it looked like @tight niche was doing most of the work.

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@tranquil wyvern tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@kind scroll accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @kind scroll was forgiven.

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@fiery belfry used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @fiery belfry died.

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@flint sage took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@tight niche watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@flint sage ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@flint sage snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @flint sage died.

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@kind scroll unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @kind scroll died.

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A witch prophesized that @tranquil wyvern would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tight niche built a floating city and named it "England".

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@tranquil wyvern always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Dec 4, 2025, 12:41 PM

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amber ermine Dec 4, 2025, 12:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 4, 2025, 12:46 PM

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static trout Dec 4, 2025, 1:08 PM

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fiery belfry Dec 4, 2025, 1:09 PM

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raw moss Dec 4, 2025, 1:18 PM

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tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 1:29 PM

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zenith root Dec 4, 2025, 1:30 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @static trout, @fiery belfry, @gray sky, and @zenith root
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@amber ermine wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @amber ermine through the wall. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@flint sage accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @flint sage died.

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@gray sky jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@fiery belfry considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@static trout wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@tight niche drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@unreal moat hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @unreal moat died.

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@zenith root built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @static trout was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @static trout died.

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@tight niche got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tight niche wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tight niche was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@fiery belfry wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @zenith root before they could say "Zoinks!" @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@gray sky used the power of Flex Tape to stick @fiery belfry in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @fiery belfry's suffering to a swift end. @fiery belfry died.

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@gray sky tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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flint sage Dec 4, 2025, 1:45 PM

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static trout Dec 4, 2025, 1:49 PM

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weary crane Dec 4, 2025, 1:50 PM

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amber ermine Dec 4, 2025, 2:00 PM

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granite root Dec 4, 2025, 2:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 2:23 PM

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tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 2:28 PM

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hot kelp Dec 4, 2025, 2:28 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 4, 2025, 2:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @flint sage, @static trout, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @fiery belfry, @granite root, @long vine, and @weary crane
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@tight niche fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@livid shuttle ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@weary crane traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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There was a snake in @static trout's boot! @static trout died.

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@long vine walked up to @unreal moat and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @long vine, that kills people! @unreal moat died.

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@hot kelp told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @hot kelp died.

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@fiery belfry built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@weary crane contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@granite root wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @granite root died.

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@tight niche tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@long vine searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@carmine cairn returned to their house, only to find that @flint sage had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@olive garden found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@long vine stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @long vine died.

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@tight niche talked with @tranquil wyvern about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@weary crane realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @weary crane died.

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@fiery belfry claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@flint sage got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @flint sage died.

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@olive garden became convinced that @fiery belfry was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @fiery belfry, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@tranquil wyvern had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@olive garden decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @olive garden died.

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@tight niche had @fiery belfry lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @fiery belfry, this wasn't a magic show. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn put two forward slashes in front of @tranquil wyvern and commented them out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @granite root
100 points go to 10th place: @hot kelp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @flint sage, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, and @weary crane
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@sweet fractal tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@amber ermine wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @amber ermine died.

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@nova plover used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@carmine cairn practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @carmine cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@flint sage swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @flint sage died.

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@weary crane grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@tight niche told @sweet fractal to step off their carpet, which they did. @tight niche proceeded to murder @sweet fractal, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss, @weary crane, and @nova plover raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @nova plover laughed at them, not knowing that @tranquil wyvern was just a completionist.

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@raw moss wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @nova plover killed them. @nova plover died.

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@unreal moat was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche had a wholesome reunion with @tranquil wyvern, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@weary crane tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@raw moss trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@raw moss was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@tight niche became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@weary crane tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @weary crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@tight niche and @raw moss were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tight niche reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @dim sphinx, @nova plover, @raw moss, @real gale, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, and @granite root
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@proud lava tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @proud lava died.

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@nova plover tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@real gale began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@amber ermine fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @amber ermine died.

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@granite root and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @raw moss was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@tranquil wyvern hid from @carmine cairn by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@flint sage took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@flint sage used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @flint sage died.

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@unreal moat wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@nova plover developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@raw moss saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@tranquil wyvern was furious at @dim sphinx for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @tranquil wyvern's special someone!

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @unreal moat's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@real gale tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @real gale died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@unreal moat went AFK in their gel farm. @hot kelp set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @unreal moat died.

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@nova plover was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@hot kelp baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@granite root felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@hot kelp donated all of their organs to those in need. @hot kelp died.

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@granite root took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @granite root died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@dim sphinx added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@carmine cairn accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @carmine cairn.

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@nova plover drank a Molotov Cocktail. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche used their embezzled funds to shred through @dim sphinx with a Coin Gun. @dim sphinx died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss declared war against @carmine cairn because they didn't like something @carmine cairn said in their AMA.

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@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @raw moss, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche opportunistically attacked @carmine cairn with a Copper Shortsword while their cell phone was ringing. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @real gale

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @spare jay, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @real gale, @jolly cloud, @granite root, and @weary crane
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@spare jay swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @spare jay died.

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@amber ermine's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly cloud finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@raw moss tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @nova plover and @tranquil wyvern, who did not approve of gambling.

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@carmine cairn and @granite root set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@tight niche started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @tight niche - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @tight niche then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@weary crane found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @weary crane headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@weary crane kept talking, but stopped after @tranquil wyvern held up their hand. @tranquil wyvern demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@tight niche hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@sweet fractal used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@granite root found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@jolly cloud and @raw moss swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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The sun burnt @real gale into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@sweet fractal found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @real gale, who silenced @sweet fractal by filling their hiding place with water. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss bought a Gatligator and fired it at @carmine cairn for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @raw moss furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@weary crane obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @weary crane never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@tight niche started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@nova plover breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @nova plover died.

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@real gale tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @real gale's brains. @real gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@carmine cairn somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@jolly cloud activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @jolly cloud died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @tight niche was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@granite root and @weary crane were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @granite root, but left @weary crane alone because they smelled funny. @granite root died.

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@raw moss took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@carmine cairn underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@raw moss began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@weary crane flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @weary crane died.

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@tight niche found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@tranquil wyvern and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tranquil wyvern's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@tight niche made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss shot @carmine cairn with a Water Gun. @carmine cairn shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@raw moss drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@raw moss was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Katana was nice and clean, but their Shadewood Bow's string broke, and their Clinger Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tight niche was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @granite root
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly cloud
100 points go to 8th place: @real gale
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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granite root Dec 4, 2025, 7:19 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 4, 2025, 7:26 PM

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static trout Dec 4, 2025, 7:26 PM

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tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 7:28 PM

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weary crane Dec 4, 2025, 7:59 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@granite root, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @plush otter, @velvet peak, @jolly cloud, @static trout, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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@brave shore suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@granite root accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @granite root died.

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@weary crane angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @weary crane's floating house. @weary crane died.

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@static trout went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @static trout's canvas.

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@velvet peak wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@raw moss did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@plush otter tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @plush otter died.

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@tight niche didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @jolly cloud's. @jolly cloud died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @static trout up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @static trout off said cliff. @static trout died.

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@brave shore started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@carmine cairn ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@velvet peak and @carmine cairn played catch with a Paladin. @velvet peak accidentally fumbled a catch. @velvet peak died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @brave shore was the bartender, @raw moss was the DJ, and @tranquil wyvern was the pinata. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@brave shore tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@carmine cairn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@carmine cairn tried hacking into @tight niche's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tight niche's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@brave shore hid an actuator in @tight niche's lunch. Later that day, @tight niche stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to assassinate @brave shore, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@raw moss accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@carmine cairn took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@brave shore didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly cloud
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @weary crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 4, 2025, 8:38 PM

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velvet peak Dec 4, 2025, 8:40 PM

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peak yoke Dec 4, 2025, 9:24 PM

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hearty oracle Dec 4, 2025, 9:27 PM

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tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 9:29 PM

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brave shore Dec 4, 2025, 9:30 PM

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peak yoke Dec 4, 2025, 9:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 9:48 PM

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rapid fox Dec 4, 2025, 9:51 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@hearty oracle, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @velvet peak, @stone fossil, @fiery belfry, @rapid fox, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @desert python
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@brave shore tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@hearty oracle tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @hearty oracle died.

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@fiery belfry killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@brave shore was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @peak yoke's Star Cannon. @brave shore died.

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@stone fossil challenged @rapid fox to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @rapid fox's turn to win. @stone fossil died.

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@carmine cairn started blocking @velvet peak's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@rapid fox was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @rapid fox died.

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@tight niche teleported behind @static trout using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@fiery belfry wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@peak yoke built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet peak has fallen, and they can't get up. @velvet peak died.

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@desert python used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@tight niche couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@fiery belfry tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@desert python found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @fiery belfry found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @fiery belfry was trapped for all eternity. @fiery belfry died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@tight niche used an Inferno Fork to eat. @desert python thought they didn't notice, but @tight niche just really likes spicy food.

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@carmine cairn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @tight niche.

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@raw moss summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@raw moss modified @desert python's Cobalt Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @desert python was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @desert python died.

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@carmine cairn saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@raw moss had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @raw moss wasn't a pie. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @tight niche ended up completely fine.

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No one told @carmine cairn that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @desert python
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet peak
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @rapid fox
100 points go to 10th place: @stone fossil

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet peak Dec 4, 2025, 10:42 PM

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peak yoke Dec 4, 2025, 10:45 PM

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nova plover Dec 4, 2025, 11:12 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 4, 2025, 11:25 PM

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raw moss Dec 4, 2025, 11:29 PM

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glacial totem Dec 4, 2025, 11:29 PM

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potent palm Dec 4, 2025, 11:43 PM

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amber ermine Dec 4, 2025, 11:50 PM

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long vine Dec 4, 2025, 11:51 PM

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steel sentinel Dec 5, 2025, 12:03 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 12:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:05 AM

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static trout Dec 5, 2025, 12:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 12:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @velvet peak, @glacial totem, @static trout, @raw moss, @nova plover, @potent palm, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@glacial totem left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@long vine burst with happiness, quite literally. @long vine died.

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@velvet peak was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @velvet peak died.

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@nova plover was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @glacial totem's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout threw a snowball at @amber ermine. To counter this, @amber ermine threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @static trout died.

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@raw moss created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @raw moss's artistic genius.

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@potent palm tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@nova plover opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@raw moss invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@nova plover was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @nova plover died.

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@steel sentinel befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@potent palm found @peak yoke sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@carmine cairn found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@raw moss wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@steel sentinel and @amber ermine discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@potent palm woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @peak yoke found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @potent palm with bug spray. @potent palm died.

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@peak yoke angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss won in a fight against @amber ermine by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@carmine cairn literally impeached @steel sentinel by squashing them under a giant peach. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@raw moss comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @raw moss was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @potent palm
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet peak

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Dec 5, 2025, 12:37 AM

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raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 12:42 AM

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long vine Dec 5, 2025, 12:43 AM

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static trout Dec 5, 2025, 12:50 AM

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amber ermine Dec 5, 2025, 1:02 AM

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remote pumice Dec 5, 2025, 1:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:12 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 1:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:20 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 5, 2025, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 1:22 AM

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potent palm Dec 5, 2025, 2:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 2:09 AM

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unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 2:11 AM

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fiery belfry Dec 5, 2025, 2:21 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @static trout, @raw moss, @potent palm, and @amber ermine
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@glacial totem played rock-paper-scissors with @carmine cairn. @glacial totem played paper. @carmine cairn played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @glacial totem was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @glacial totem died.

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@amber ermine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@unreal moat was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@static trout accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @static trout died.

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@raw moss was cornered by @potent palm, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@fiery belfry tried to attack @remote pumice with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@potent palm tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @potent palm died.

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After an intense fight, @fiery belfry was beaten by @steel sentinel in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @steel sentinel told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@amber ermine had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @fiery belfry on a spit. @fiery belfry died.

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@remote pumice started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @steel sentinel's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@long vine was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn ripped @raw moss's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @carmine cairn's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent palm
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 2:38 AM

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raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 2:40 AM

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potent palm Dec 5, 2025, 3:00 AM

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static trout Dec 5, 2025, 3:04 AM

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tranquil wyvern Dec 5, 2025, 3:07 AM

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ornate bison Dec 5, 2025, 3:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:12 AM

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modern plover Dec 5, 2025, 3:15 AM

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long vine Dec 5, 2025, 3:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:17 AM

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steel sentinel Dec 5, 2025, 3:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:22 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glossy heath Dec 5, 2025, 3:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:29 AM

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@glossy heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 3:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @ornate bison, @glossy heath, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @static trout, @potent palm, @modern plover, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel called @ornate bison a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @ornate bison died.

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@static trout started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@unreal moat shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @unreal moat died.

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@potent palm sat on a wall. @potent palm had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @potent palm together again. @potent palm died.

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@modern plover was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @modern plover died.

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@long vine woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @long vine died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @carmine cairn disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@raw moss started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@steel sentinel failed to properly hydrate. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@static trout ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @static trout died.

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@raw moss was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@carmine cairn and @glossy heath were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@carmine cairn crafted @glossy heath into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @glossy heath died.

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@raw moss died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @raw moss was revived.

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@raw moss distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@carmine cairn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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The Demolitionist told @raw moss that it was a good day to die. @raw moss thought so too. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 4th place: @static trout
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @potent palm
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Dec 5, 2025, 3:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:37 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 5, 2025, 3:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 5, 2025, 3:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:39 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 5, 2025, 3:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:46 AM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 5, 2025, 3:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 3:50 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 5, 2025, 4:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:02 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 5, 2025, 4:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:10 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 5, 2025, 4:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gaunt dawn Dec 5, 2025, 4:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:23 AM

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@gaunt dawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 5, 2025, 4:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 5, 2025, 4:28 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @plush otter, @gaunt dawn, @fiery belfry, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @static trout, @raw moss, @gray sky, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @long vine, who happened to be watching. @long vine died.

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@plush otter neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @plush otter died.

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@near mortar practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @peak yoke and @static trout got their chainsaws ready.

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@gaunt dawn held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@unreal moat paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Crimson Rod.

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@carmine cairn tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @fiery belfry, but it refused to listen because @carmine cairn didn't have enough badges.

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@unreal moat forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @unreal moat wasn't a Slime, @unreal moat was endlessly beaten. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @near mortar died.

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@static trout read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@peak yoke took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@gray sky watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@gaunt dawn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@peak yoke tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @peak yoke died.

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@gaunt dawn tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @carmine cairn in disguise. @gaunt dawn died.

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@fiery belfry made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @gray sky joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @gray sky died.