#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 57

gleaming grove · 2025-12-03T01:34:42.820Z

>>> played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. died.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:34 AM

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@unreal moat played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @peak yoke died.

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@weary crane tried to attack @raw moss with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@weary crane drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@raw moss calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@raw moss took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @weary crane's Rod of Discord.

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@carmine cairn stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@weary crane was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @weary crane died.

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@raw moss created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @carmine cairn got too close while watching. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @weary crane
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @jagged spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @woeful hare
100 points go to 10th place: @devout wyvern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Dec 3, 2025, 1:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:36 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 3, 2025, 1:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:38 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 3, 2025, 1:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 3, 2025, 1:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 3, 2025, 1:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:59 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 3, 2025, 2:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:00 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 2:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:16 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon Dec 3, 2025, 2:40 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:40 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 3, 2025, 2:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:41 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hearty oracle Dec 3, 2025, 2:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:43 AM

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@hearty oracle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:18 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

slim gate Dec 3, 2025, 3:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:24 AM

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@slim gate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@weary crane, @hearty oracle, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @slim gate, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @static trout, @potent talon, @raw moss, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@glacial totem started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@potent talon found the Last Prism. Then @raw moss found another one, meaning that @potent talon's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@weary crane's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @peak yoke flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@unreal moat chased @hearty oracle with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @hearty oracle died.

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@slim gate wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@static trout beat @long vine into a pulp with a stale baguette. @long vine died.

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@slim gate got impaled by Mourning Wood. @slim gate died.

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@livid shuttle found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@carmine cairn set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@unreal moat couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@glacial totem started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @glacial totem soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @static trout walked all over it. #(##^)#

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @livid shuttle. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @livid shuttle died.

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@static trout sharpened @unreal moat's face at a Sharpening Station. @unreal moat became the sharpest tool in the shed. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @raw moss suggested using cover against them. @carmine cairn recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@static trout became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @static trout died.

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@potent talon accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@potent talon accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @potent talon died.

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After @peak yoke went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @raw moss is now bald.

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@raw moss had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @raw moss's skull. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 4th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 5th place: @static trout
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @slim gate
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Dec 3, 2025, 3:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 3, 2025, 3:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:43 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 3, 2025, 3:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:50 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 3, 2025, 3:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:56 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 3, 2025, 4:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 4:01 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 4:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 4:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

static trout Dec 3, 2025, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 4:30 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Dec 3, 2025, 4:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 4:33 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 3, 2025, 5:17 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 5:17 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 5:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 5:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @static trout, @potent talon, @long vine, @brave shore, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@livid shuttle tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@weary crane rescued @livid shuttle from drowning, but in reverse. @livid shuttle died.

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@glacial totem realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn hid from @raw moss after @long vine exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@unreal moat joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @unreal moat was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@unreal moat couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Platinum Shortsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @unreal moat's heart and brain. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@static trout went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @raw moss and @carmine cairn summoned the Impending Doom. @static trout died.

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@weary crane ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@potent talon thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @potent talon died.

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@brave shore shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @brave shore's head. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@weary crane lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @weary crane died.

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@raw moss tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tight niche through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @raw moss has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @raw moss died.

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@long vine tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@carmine cairn sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@long vine found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

slim gate Dec 3, 2025, 5:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 5:41 AM

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@slim gate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 3, 2025, 5:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 5:53 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 3, 2025, 6:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:00 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 3, 2025, 6:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:02 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 6:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:22 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Dec 3, 2025, 6:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:26 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 3, 2025, 6:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:28 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 6:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 3, 2025, 6:29 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:29 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @olive garden, @velvet dune, @slim gate, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@olive garden used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @olive garden died.

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@slim gate tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @slim gate died.

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@potent talon was arrested for killing @glacial totem with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@carmine cairn spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@velvet dune tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @velvet dune decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @livid shuttle into fertilizer. @livid shuttle died.

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@potent talon was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @potent talon died.

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@tight niche asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@peak yoke just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@peak yoke declared war on emus. The emus won. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet dune looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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@long vine was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@carmine cairn had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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While sitting on a bench together with @long vine, @raw moss leaned away and farted.

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@raw moss covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @long vine alive. @long vine died.

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@raw moss clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @slim gate

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Dec 3, 2025, 6:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:36 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 3, 2025, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:38 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 3, 2025, 6:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 3, 2025, 6:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:43 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 3, 2025, 6:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:47 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Dec 3, 2025, 6:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 6:59 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 7:26 AM

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@barren ore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 3, 2025, 7:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 7:29 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

serene rune Dec 3, 2025, 7:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 7:38 AM

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@serene rune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 8:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 8:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @serene rune, @barren ore, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss wrote @livid shuttle's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@gray sky killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@amber ermine thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@serene rune brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @serene rune died.

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@amber ermine decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @amber ermine died.

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The moon hit @unreal moat's eye like a big pizza pie. @unreal moat died.

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@weary crane felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@long vine modified @gray sky's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @gray sky was never seen again. @gray sky died.

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@weary crane's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @weary crane died.

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@barren ore kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@brave shore was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@fiery belfry attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@brave shore smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@tight niche dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @barren ore fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@barren ore wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw moss wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @barren ore killed the Traveling Merchant first. @barren ore died.

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A strange device attached itself to @long vine's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @long vine died.

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@brave shore stopped a meteor from crushing @tight niche and @raw moss with their own body. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @barren ore
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

tranquil wyvern Dec 3, 2025, 8:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 8:51 AM

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amber ermine Dec 3, 2025, 8:53 AM

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near mortar Dec 3, 2025, 9:05 AM

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median lance Dec 3, 2025, 9:14 AM

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tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 9:26 AM

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brave shore Dec 3, 2025, 9:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 10:30 AM

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gray sky Dec 3, 2025, 10:51 AM

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flint sage Dec 3, 2025, 11:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 11:57 AM

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unreal moat Dec 3, 2025, 11:57 AM

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plush otter Dec 3, 2025, 12:08 PM

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static trout Dec 3, 2025, 12:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:24 PM

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fiery belfry Dec 3, 2025, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@median lance, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @plush otter, @fiery belfry, @flint sage, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @static trout, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@median lance caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @median lance died.

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@plush otter used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @plush otter died.

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@fiery belfry accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @fiery belfry died.

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@flint sage decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@unreal moat ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @tight niche spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@near mortar learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @near mortar died.

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@static trout rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @static trout died.

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@gray sky discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @gray sky died.

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@flint sage opened the front door and saw @tight niche trying to murder the Guide. @flint sage slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@amber ermine tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@flint sage was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @flint sage died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@brave shore discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@tranquil wyvern read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@brave shore vaporized @tranquil wyvern with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@tight niche was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@brave shore accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @brave shore, go jump off that cliff. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Dec 3, 2025, 12:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:39 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 3, 2025, 12:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:43 PM

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raw moss Dec 3, 2025, 12:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:46 PM

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amber ermine Dec 3, 2025, 12:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:48 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 3, 2025, 12:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:57 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 3, 2025, 1:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:01 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hot kelp Dec 3, 2025, 1:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:10 PM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 1:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 3, 2025, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:28 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @flint sage, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore had a dirty mind. Then @livid shuttle sprayed @brave shore's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@flint sage sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@carmine cairn fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tight niche and @hot kelp to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@flint sage used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @flint sage died.

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@livid shuttle kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @unreal moat had had enough, so they scooped @livid shuttle to death with an ice cream spoon. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @unreal moat died.

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@amber ermine was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@fiery belfry summoned the Old One's Army while @raw moss was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn placed chests all over the world except where @amber ermine was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @amber ermine died.

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@hot kelp took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @hot kelp died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @fiery belfry randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@fiery belfry walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tranquil wyvern got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@tight niche joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@carmine cairn ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @hot kelp
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @flint sage

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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hot kelp Dec 3, 2025, 1:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:40 PM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 3, 2025, 1:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:40 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 3, 2025, 1:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:45 PM

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@flint sage, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 3, 2025, 1:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:58 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 3, 2025, 2:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:03 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 3, 2025, 2:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:04 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 2:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 2:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

valid ember Dec 3, 2025, 2:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:48 PM

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@valid ember, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 3, 2025, 2:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:53 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

granite root Dec 3, 2025, 2:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 2:55 PM

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@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 3, 2025, 3:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:04 PM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:23 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @flint sage, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @fiery belfry, @granite root, @weary crane, and @valid ember
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@weary crane drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @jolly swift was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@sweet fractal was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @sweet fractal died.

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@granite root escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@raw moss became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @olive garden had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @raw moss's suffering. @raw moss died.

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@unreal moat accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @valid ember was watching. @unreal moat died.

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@fiery belfry broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@tight niche was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@valid ember and @hot kelp had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@hot kelp tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @hot kelp died.

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@weary crane was dunked on by @tight niche. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@fiery belfry started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@carmine cairn spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@fiery belfry was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @fiery belfry died.

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@granite root was walked on by a Martian Walker. @granite root died.

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@valid ember took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @valid ember died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @flint sage's eye sockets. @flint sage died.

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@olive garden dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @olive garden died.

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@weary crane found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @weary crane died.

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While exploring a swamp, @tranquil wyvern caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@jolly swift took aim at @tight niche from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@tranquil wyvern ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@tight niche asked for @jolly swift's autograph. At first, @jolly swift was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@jolly swift found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tranquil wyvern tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tight niche looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@tight niche was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@jolly swift wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @jolly swift's head. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn gazed at clouds with @tight niche. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@tight niche asked @carmine cairn to give them a hand, so @carmine cairn chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@tight niche tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Exotic Scimitar. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 8th place: @valid ember
100 points go to 9th place: @granite root
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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weary crane Dec 3, 2025, 3:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:39 PM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 3, 2025, 3:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:39 PM

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@flint sage, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

winter mauve Dec 3, 2025, 3:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:40 PM

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@winter mauve, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 3, 2025, 3:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:41 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hot kelp Dec 3, 2025, 3:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:45 PM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 3, 2025, 3:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:47 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 3, 2025, 3:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 3:53 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 4:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 4:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 3, 2025, 4:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 4:26 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 4:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 4:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@winter mauve, @tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @flint sage, @raw moss, @hot kelp, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine and @tranquil wyvern ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@flint sage tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@livid shuttle tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@livid shuttle spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@weary crane wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@amber ermine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @amber ermine died.

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@flint sage pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @flint sage died.

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@jolly swift tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Copper Broadsword instead of a Bug Net.

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@raw moss hadn't seen @weary crane in a long time, and missed them. @weary crane aimed a Sniper Rifle at @raw moss from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @raw moss died.

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@jolly swift threw @hot kelp in the washing machine and turned it on. @hot kelp died.

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@carmine cairn laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@tight niche searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@winter mauve found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@jolly swift started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@tight niche fed @carmine cairn several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@tranquil wyvern was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@tranquil wyvern found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @winter mauve, @carmine cairn, and @weary crane. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @weary crane died.

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@jolly swift consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@winter mauve spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @winter mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tranquil wyvern red. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche summoned a solar eclipse while @carmine cairn was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @winter mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @flint sage
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@tranquil wyvern, @winter mauve, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @flint sage, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @plush otter, and @wooden marsh
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@livid shuttle somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @livid shuttle died.

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@flint sage performed an interpretive dance for @winter mauve and @sweet fractal as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@unreal moat ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@flint sage drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @flint sage died.

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@tight niche stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tight niche's ego received a small boost.

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@sweet fractal had a terrible night. @sweet fractal died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @peak yoke's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@unreal moat became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern "borrowed" @jolly swift's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @jolly swift's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @tranquil wyvern could return it.

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@carmine cairn tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@peak yoke was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss burned @plush otter to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @plush otter died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@tight niche started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@carmine cairn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@wooden marsh started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@jolly swift swung a Candy Cane Sword at @tight niche, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@raw moss sang a song to try to impress @tranquil wyvern, @winter mauve, and @wooden marsh. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@wooden marsh stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @wooden marsh died.

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@winter mauve was ordered by @olive garden to sing a song or be killed. @winter mauve tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @winter mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern caused @tight niche to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@raw moss used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@jolly swift started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@olive garden tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @olive garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@jolly swift attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@raw moss spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@tight niche spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@carmine cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@jolly swift farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@raw moss wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@tight niche wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @tranquil wyvern into an apple. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @jolly swift into approaching. @raw moss then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @jolly swift with two Sniper Rifle shots. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@raw moss murdered @carmine cairn with a knife, but it was actually @tight niche in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @raw moss didn't care that much. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @winter mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @wooden marsh
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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There are 12 players remaining.
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@olive garden tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@flint sage stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @flint sage died.

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@nova plover ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@real gale was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@jolly swift put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@tidal bane spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@remote pumice saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@jolly tree followed @tight niche into the jungle. @jolly tree started looking left, right and center for @tight niche, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@jolly tree played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @jolly tree. @jolly tree died.

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@tidal bane went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @real gale had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @olive garden. Queen Bee died.

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@real gale put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @real gale died.

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@raw moss and @remote pumice found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@jolly swift was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @jolly swift died.

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@olive garden was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @olive garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @remote pumice to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @raw moss knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@remote pumice learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @tight niche found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@carmine cairn sniped @raw moss with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @carmine cairn, it was opposite day. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @real gale
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly tree

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@limber blaze was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @nova plover stopped them in time.

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@flint sage thought they assassinated @tight niche, but it was just @flint sage in disguise. Huh? @flint sage died.

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@sweet fractal tried to get @remote pumice to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @sweet fractal died.

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@limber blaze entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @limber blaze died.

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@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@static trout put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@jolly swift tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@nova plover jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche handed @granite root a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @granite root died.

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@raw moss tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@raw moss went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@jolly swift boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@static trout drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@static trout tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @static trout died.

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@tight niche tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@remote pumice ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@jolly swift received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@remote pumice spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @carmine cairn. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@raw moss, @tight niche, and @carmine cairn formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @carmine cairn die

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@raw moss accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @raw moss died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tight niche tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @static trout
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @limber blaze
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

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peak yoke Dec 3, 2025, 7:54 PM

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tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 8:30 PM

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@nova plover constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @granite root by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @nova plover's positioning was a bit off. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@remote pumice climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tranquil wyvern and @weary crane.

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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A zombie snuck up on @peak yoke and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @peak yoke died.

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@plush otter drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@plush otter shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @plush otter's face. @plush otter died.

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@granite root tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @granite root died.

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@weary crane tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@remote pumice consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@brave shore came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@tranquil wyvern started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@brave shore ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @brave shore said "thanks, you too." @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern came out of @raw moss's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@weary crane walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @weary crane died.

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@remote pumice and @raw moss built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@remote pumice started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tranquil wyvern, who was out swimming that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@tight niche became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@raw moss and @tight niche farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@raw moss found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@tight niche was eaten by a tree. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Dec 3, 2025, 9:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@nimble gorge, @rapid fox, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @drifting remnant, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @gray sky, @granite root, and @brave shore
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@raw moss found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@gray sky started riding a Unicorn. @fiery belfry chased @gray sky while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@tight niche tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@carmine cairn bragged to @drifting remnant about their combat skills. @drifting remnant didn't really know @carmine cairn and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@nimble gorge suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @nimble gorge died.

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@rapid fox placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @rapid fox died.

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@granite root watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@carmine cairn was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@nova plover insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @sweet fractal insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @sweet fractal, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @sweet fractal died.

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@drifting remnant wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @drifting remnant died.

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@peak yoke was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @granite root observed disapprovingly.

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@tight niche did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @raw moss, who happened to be passing by.

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@granite root screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@brave shore wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@nova plover tried to destroy @gray sky by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@gray sky forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @gray sky died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@granite root found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @granite root died.

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@nova plover literally can't even. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @raw moss could pull it to shore.

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@tight niche and @fiery belfry played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@fiery belfry landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @fiery belfry accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @raw moss died.

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After eating supper together, @brave shore betrayed @tight niche in exchange for 30 silver coins. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @granite root
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @drifting remnant
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rapid fox Dec 3, 2025, 9:46 PM

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peak yoke Dec 3, 2025, 9:50 PM

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valid ember Dec 3, 2025, 9:58 PM

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nova plover Dec 3, 2025, 10:06 PM

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nimble gorge Dec 3, 2025, 10:21 PM

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static trout Dec 3, 2025, 10:25 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 10:28 PM

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tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 10:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@nimble gorge, @rapid fox, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @static trout, @peak yoke, @gray sky, and @valid ember
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The fighting begins again!

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@nimble gorge asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @nimble gorge died.

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@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@rapid fox successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @rapid fox died.

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@tight niche found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@nova plover lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @nova plover died.

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Thanks to @static trout's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn promised @peak yoke that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @peak yoke died.

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@gray sky planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@gray sky's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @gray sky died.

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@raw moss soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @raw moss dyed.

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@carmine cairn made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@valid ember became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @valid ember died.

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@raw moss donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@tight niche tried to confess their love to @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@carmine cairn won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @valid ember
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @rapid fox
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble gorge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 3, 2025, 10:36 PM

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static trout Dec 3, 2025, 11:00 PM

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rapid fox Dec 3, 2025, 11:01 PM

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weary crane Dec 3, 2025, 11:07 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 11:29 PM

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tight niche Dec 3, 2025, 11:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Dec 3, 2025, 11:54 PM

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peak yoke Dec 3, 2025, 11:58 PM

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glacial totem Dec 4, 2025, 12:10 AM

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nova plover Dec 4, 2025, 12:19 AM

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remote pumice Dec 4, 2025, 12:23 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 4, 2025, 12:26 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@rapid fox, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@nova plover faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@rapid fox transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @rapid fox died.

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@nova plover followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @nova plover died.

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@glacial totem followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@peak yoke saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @static trout instead. @static trout died.

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@long vine descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@peak yoke felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @peak yoke died.

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@weary crane tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@remote pumice realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@long vine made fun of @carmine cairn for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @carmine cairn shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @long vine died.

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@weary crane explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @weary crane died.

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@remote pumice was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @raw moss trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @raw moss at a Sawmill. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 4, 2025, 12:39 AM

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peak yoke Dec 4, 2025, 12:43 AM

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nova plover Dec 4, 2025, 12:44 AM

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remote pumice Dec 4, 2025, 12:51 AM

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glacial totem Dec 4, 2025, 1:02 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 4, 2025, 1:20 AM

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weary crane Dec 4, 2025, 1:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 1:21 AM

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hearty oracle Dec 4, 2025, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 1:26 AM

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tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 1:28 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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long vine Dec 4, 2025, 1:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 1:32 AM

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sacred grove Dec 4, 2025, 1:34 AM

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unreal moat Dec 4, 2025, 1:37 AM

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static trout Dec 4, 2025, 1:59 AM

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remote pumice Dec 4, 2025, 2:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 2:05 AM

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desert python Dec 4, 2025, 2:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 2:21 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 4, 2025, 2:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 2:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @desert python, @glacial totem, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @static trout, @peak yoke, @long vine, @hearty oracle, and @weary crane
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The fighting begins again!

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @nova plover's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @nova plover died.

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@desert python's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @desert python died.

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@sacred grove took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @sacred grove died.

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@remote pumice and @unreal moat played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @remote pumice was the chicken. @unreal moat died.

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@static trout mistook @tight niche's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@long vine tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@peak yoke tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @hearty oracle demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @peak yoke by two. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @long vine then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @long vine died.

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@hearty oracle was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @hearty oracle died.

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@weary crane drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn trapped @tight niche in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@glacial totem went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@glacial totem verbally roasted @remote pumice so hard that they burst into flames. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@glacial totem pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @hearty oracle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Dec 4, 2025, 2:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 2:38 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 4, 2025, 2:43 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 4, 2025, 2:51 AM

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weary crane Dec 4, 2025, 2:54 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 4, 2025, 3:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 3:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 4, 2025, 3:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 3:21 AM

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tight niche Dec 4, 2025, 3:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 3:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon Dec 4, 2025, 3:38 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 3:38 AM

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glacial totem Dec 4, 2025, 3:45 AM

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potent palm Dec 4, 2025, 3:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 3:46 AM

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unreal moat Dec 4, 2025, 3:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 3:48 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 4:13 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 4, 2025, 4:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 4, 2025, 4:24 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @static trout, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, @peak yoke, and @potent palm
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fiery belfry broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@tight niche got quantum-entangled with @potent palm, and used this opportunity to force @potent palm to pick their own nose.

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@unreal moat wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@static trout invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@glacial totem combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@gray sky had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@weary crane got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @potent talon, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@tight niche started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@fiery belfry equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@fiery belfry made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @fiery belfry died.

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@glacial totem found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @raw moss to check it out. @raw moss decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@glacial totem found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @livid shuttle would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @livid shuttle died.

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@potent palm tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @static trout, but they were in broad daylight.

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@gray sky tried to use forbidden magic to erase @peak yoke from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @peak yoke die, so nothing actually happened.

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@tight niche was tired of @unreal moat constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @unreal moat's front yard. @unreal moat died.

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@potent palm overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@potent talon is hvinga stroker n. @potent talon died.

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@static trout started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@peak yoke invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@gray sky complained to @tight niche that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss picked a fight with a goose. @raw moss died.

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@gray sky contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @gray sky died.

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@peak yoke opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@potent palm used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@tight niche threw @peak yoke into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @tight niche a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @peak yoke died.

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@potent palm found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@static trout wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@potent palm walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @potent palm died.

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@tight niche was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @static trout. @static trout died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @static trout
250 points go to 3rd place: @potent palm
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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weary crane Dec 4, 2025, 4:37 AM

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bb!register