#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 56

gleaming groveBOT Dec 1, 2025, 11:50 PM

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weary crane Dec 1, 2025, 11:51 PM

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near mortar Dec 2, 2025, 12:15 AM

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turbid skiff Dec 2, 2025, 12:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:23 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @long vine, @turbid skiff, @plush otter, @sacred grove, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @oak temple, @near mortar, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@weary crane equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@nova plover took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@weary crane found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @weary crane died.

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@proud lava was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@sacred grove read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@limpid glacier tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@plush otter recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @plush otter concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@amber ermine tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @amber ermine decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @carmine cairn into fertilizer. @carmine cairn died.

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@turbid skiff hid from @peak yoke after @long vine exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@raw moss stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @raw moss's ego received a small boost.

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@limpid glacier neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @limpid glacier died.

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@nova plover literally gaslighted @plush otter by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @plush otter died.

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@long vine spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@peak yoke suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@raw moss tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@oak temple left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@sacred grove had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Toxikarp. Obviously, this failed.

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@turbid skiff rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @turbid skiff with unnecessary advice.

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@sacred grove tried to launch a poison dart frog at @proud lava through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @sacred grove has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @sacred grove died.

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@proud lava uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @proud lava died.

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@nova plover played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@long vine and @peak yoke found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@oak temple played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @amber ermine would soon die a gruesome death. @amber ermine ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@oak temple became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @oak temple died.

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@near mortar triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @near mortar died.

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@turbid skiff wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@nova plover started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @nova plover soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @nova plover died.

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@glacial totem sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@amber ermine's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@long vine was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @long vine let them be.

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@turbid skiff spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@glacial totem built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @long vine decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@peak yoke placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Red Ryder.

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@long vine and @peak yoke set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw moss began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@raw moss looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@long vine started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@peak yoke developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@peak yoke cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@long vine called @peak yoke a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Amethyst Staff.

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@long vine built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@long vine encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 2, 2025, 12:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:42 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 2, 2025, 12:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:47 AM

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nova plover Dec 2, 2025, 1:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:00 AM

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near mortar Dec 2, 2025, 1:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:21 AM

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idle egret Dec 2, 2025, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:25 AM

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carmine cairn Dec 2, 2025, 1:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 2, 2025, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:26 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

weary crane Dec 2, 2025, 1:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:32 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 2, 2025, 1:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:38 AM

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remote pumice Dec 2, 2025, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 2:29 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@weary crane, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @plush otter, @glacial totem, @near mortar, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @idle egret
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@carmine cairn stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@plush otter started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@weary crane's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @weary crane died.

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@remote pumice took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@plush otter kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @plush otter red. @plush otter died.

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@near mortar stole @nova plover's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @nova plover was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@idle egret ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@raw moss and @nova plover were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@glacial totem constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @remote pumice by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @glacial totem's positioning was a bit off. @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @near mortar died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @idle egret begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@idle egret spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@idle egret’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@idle egret went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@raw moss couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@peak yoke shot @carmine cairn with a Water Gun. @carmine cairn shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@nova plover found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@nova plover was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @nova plover died.

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@idle egret tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@peak yoke went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @peak yoke died.

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@remote pumice drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@carmine cairn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @raw moss also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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While @idle egret looked inside a Corruption chasm, @carmine cairn pranked them by pushing them inside. @idle egret died.

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@remote pumice wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@raw moss thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@remote pumice caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@carmine cairn went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@raw moss used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@raw moss tried attacking @carmine cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@carmine cairn went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @idle egret
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @weary crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 2, 2025, 2:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 2:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 2, 2025, 2:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 2:43 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 2, 2025, 2:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 2:46 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 2, 2025, 2:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 2:46 AM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 2, 2025, 2:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 2:57 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 2, 2025, 3:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 3:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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@opaque pine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 2, 2025, 3:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 3:36 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 2, 2025, 3:48 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 3:48 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

woeful hare Dec 2, 2025, 3:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 3:51 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 2, 2025, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 4:20 AM

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 2, 2025, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 4:20 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 2, 2025, 4:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 4:24 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @plush otter, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @opaque pine, @livid shuttle, @woeful hare, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @static trout, @potent talon, @raw moss, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@potent talon found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@opaque pine summoned the Old One's Army while @weary crane was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @weary crane died.

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@plush otter learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @plush otter died.

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@opaque pine accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @opaque pine died.

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@livid shuttle climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @livid shuttle died.

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@woeful hare tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @woeful hare died.

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@unreal moat tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@near mortar drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @near mortar died.

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@fiery belfry, @carmine cairn and @static trout played hot potato with a grenade. @static trout forgot to pass it on. @static trout died.

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@potent talon started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@potent talon moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss gave @peak yoke a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @peak yoke gave @raw moss a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @raw moss died.

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@fiery belfry started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @fiery belfry decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@carmine cairn and @glacial totem discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@peak yoke fed @carmine cairn several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@glacial totem gave a hug to @fiery belfry and almost choked them to death!

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@peak yoke found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@peak yoke was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @peak yoke into the freezing cold water. @peak yoke died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @fiery belfry a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @glacial totem with it. However, @fiery belfry clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn chased @glacial totem with their Star Wrath. @glacial totem tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @carmine cairn. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

brave shore Dec 2, 2025, 4:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 4:39 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 2, 2025, 4:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 4:42 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 2, 2025, 4:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 4:44 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 2, 2025, 4:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 4:48 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 2, 2025, 5:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:11 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 2, 2025, 5:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 2, 2025, 5:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:25 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

woeful hare Dec 2, 2025, 5:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:33 AM

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@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 2, 2025, 5:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:44 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Dec 2, 2025, 5:57 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:57 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Dec 2, 2025, 6:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 6:13 AM

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@fiery belfry, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 2, 2025, 6:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 6:15 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

glad kestrel Dec 2, 2025, 6:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 6:22 AM

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@glad kestrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@glad kestrel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @unreal moat, @static trout, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@static trout dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @weary crane fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @glad kestrel. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @glad kestrel died.

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@woeful hare was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@livid shuttle didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore was furious at @fiery belfry for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @brave shore's special someone!

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@woeful hare was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @woeful hare died.

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@unreal moat invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @unreal moat died.

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@static trout followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @static trout died.

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@potent talon fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @potent talon died.

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@long vine saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@brave shore tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@tight niche spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@peak yoke and @weary crane decided to play catch with a Green Phaseblade. @peak yoke missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @peak yoke died.

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@weary crane started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @long vine and @fiery belfry out.

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@tight niche somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tight niche's chests for the rest of its life.

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@brave shore started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @fiery belfry and @weary crane.

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@fiery belfry and @long vine played catch with a Paladin. @fiery belfry accidentally fumbled a catch. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore walked up to @weary crane and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @brave shore, that kills people! @weary crane died.

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@long vine learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@tight niche took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @brave shore and @long vine ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@brave shore murdered @tight niche with a knife, but it was actually @long vine in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @brave shore didn't care that much. @long vine died.

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@brave shore got tired of @tight niche trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @tight niche at a Sawmill. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Dec 2, 2025, 7:21 AM

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tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 7:29 AM

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potent talon Dec 2, 2025, 8:07 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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near urchin Dec 2, 2025, 8:21 AM

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remote pumice Dec 2, 2025, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

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There are 11 players remaining.
@olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @idle egret, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @near urchin, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@olive garden started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @olive garden died.

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@remote pumice tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@tight niche was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @tight niche died.

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@amber ermine decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@brave shore took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@amber ermine tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@near urchin was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@idle egret did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @idle egret died.

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@peak yoke invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@unreal moat spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @peak yoke died.

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@potent talon ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @potent talon died.

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@long vine threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@near urchin found a hill and started to roll down it. @near urchin was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @near urchin died.

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@remote pumice called @long vine a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@brave shore went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @near urchin
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Dec 2, 2025, 8:38 AM

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bb!register

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remote pumice Dec 2, 2025, 8:41 AM

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bb!register

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idle egret Dec 2, 2025, 9:05 AM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Dec 2, 2025, 9:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 9:11 AM

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amber ermine Dec 2, 2025, 9:12 AM

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brave shore Dec 2, 2025, 9:24 AM

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tropic sequoia Dec 2, 2025, 9:26 AM

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unreal moat Dec 2, 2025, 9:26 AM

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bb!register

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real gale Dec 2, 2025, 9:27 AM

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bb!register

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Dec 2, 2025, 9:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 9:45 AM

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near mortar Dec 2, 2025, 9:57 AM

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bb!register

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proven vigil Dec 2, 2025, 10:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 10:07 AM

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tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 10:27 AM

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bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tropic sequoia, @remote pumice, @proven vigil, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @real gale, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @idle egret, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @remote pumice died.

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@proven vigil was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @near mortar's Star Cannon. @proven vigil died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @long vine is now goo. @long vine died.

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@tight niche finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@real gale built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@amber ermine ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@unreal moat was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @near mortar died.

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@peak yoke didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @peak yoke died.

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@idle egret is hvinga stroker n. @idle egret died.

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@brave shore wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@amber ermine was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@tropic sequoia tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tight niche and @real gale, who did not approve of gambling.

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@tropic sequoia ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @tropic sequoia died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @tranquil wyvern tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@real gale took aim at @brave shore from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@real gale used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @real gale died.

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@brave shore took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@tight niche wanted to start a band, and recruited @brave shore as their keyboard player. @brave shore showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@tight niche started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@brave shore tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @real gale
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tropic sequoia
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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long vine Dec 2, 2025, 10:43 AM

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bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 2, 2025, 10:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 10:52 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 2, 2025, 10:53 AM

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bb!register

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 2, 2025, 11:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:03 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 2, 2025, 11:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:24 AM

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@near mortar, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 11:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss Dec 2, 2025, 12:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:03 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lean dew Dec 2, 2025, 12:11 PM

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bb!register

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plush otter Dec 2, 2025, 12:12 PM

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bb!register

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wooden sleet Dec 2, 2025, 12:22 PM

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bb!register

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safe shell Dec 2, 2025, 12:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:22 PM

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@safe shell, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 2, 2025, 12:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:24 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Dec 2, 2025, 12:28 PM

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bb!register

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brave shore Dec 2, 2025, 12:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @static trout, @unreal moat, @plush otter, @lean dew, @long vine, @brave shore, @wooden sleet, and @safe shell
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@raw moss was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar was in the middle of taking a shower when @plush otter took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @near mortar died.

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@static trout made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @static trout died.

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@unreal moat found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@tranquil wyvern constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@unreal moat read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @unreal moat died.

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@wooden sleet donned a Martian costume and chased @plush otter in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @plush otter died.

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@lean dew entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @lean dew died.

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@long vine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried to shoot @brave shore using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @remote pumice's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to strike @safe shell down, but @safe shell instead became more powerful than @tranquil wyvern could possibly imagine.

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@remote pumice visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @remote pumice thought her hands were more interesting.

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@safe shell found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@tight niche tried to use forbidden magic to erase @brave shore from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @brave shore die, so nothing actually happened.

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@wooden sleet always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @wooden sleet died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@safe shell became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @safe shell died.

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@brave shore threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @brave shore unlocked the power of flight!

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@remote pumice told @tight niche that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @tight niche vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@brave shore accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@tranquil wyvern made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @remote pumice's skull. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @safe shell
150 points go to 6th place: @wooden sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Dec 2, 2025, 12:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

safe shell Dec 2, 2025, 12:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:40 PM

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@safe shell, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silver holly Dec 2, 2025, 12:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:43 PM

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@silver holly, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Dec 2, 2025, 12:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:47 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 2, 2025, 12:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:52 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 2, 2025, 12:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:53 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lean dew Dec 2, 2025, 12:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:57 PM

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@lean dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 2, 2025, 12:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 12:59 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery surge Dec 2, 2025, 1:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:05 PM

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@fiery surge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near urchin Dec 2, 2025, 1:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:10 PM

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@near urchin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Dec 2, 2025, 1:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:25 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 2, 2025, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:28 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 1:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 1:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@silver holly, @tranquil wyvern, @fiery surge, @safe shell, @flint sage, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @lean dew, @near urchin, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@silver holly used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @silver holly died.

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@safe shell drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @peak yoke spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@safe shell stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @safe shell died.

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@unreal moat used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@tight niche went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tight niche decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@fiery surge performed an interpretive dance for @raw moss and @near urchin as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@near mortar tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @near mortar died.

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@amber ermine found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@near urchin managed to kill @lean dew by doing absolutely nothing. @lean dew died.

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@fiery surge ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@near urchin saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @near urchin died.

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@peak yoke modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@peak yoke's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @peak yoke died.

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@amber ermine gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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The Wizard showed @flint sage their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@tight niche looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@livid shuttle had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@fiery surge, @flint sage, and @tranquil wyvern formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@raw moss bragged to @tranquil wyvern about their combat skills. @tranquil wyvern didn't really know @raw moss and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@livid shuttle tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @livid shuttle died.

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@flint sage made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@flint sage tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @flint sage died.

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@tight niche found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@tranquil wyvern tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@tranquil wyvern stopped a meteor from crushing @tight niche and @fiery surge with their own body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@fiery surge has fallen, and they can't get up. @fiery surge died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@tight niche tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@raw moss forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@tight niche tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery surge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @near urchin
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @fiery surge, @carmine cairn, @flint sage, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @tidal bane, and @hasty perch
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@fiery surge's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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While exploring a swamp, @tranquil wyvern caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@livid shuttle started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@near mortar faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@raw moss briefly considered proposing marriage to @carmine cairn, but married a bee instead.

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@gray sky became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @flint sage tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@hasty perch crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@unreal moat finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tidal bane caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@tidal bane tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tidal bane quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@hasty perch made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @livid shuttle joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery surge accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @fiery surge died.

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@near mortar fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @unreal moat and @flint sage to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@near mortar ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @near mortar said "thanks, you too." @near mortar died.

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@raw moss kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@unreal moat decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @unreal moat died.

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@flint sage searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@tranquil wyvern joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tranquil wyvern was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@tidal bane was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@raw moss wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@gray sky and @carmine cairn were about to face off, but @gray sky had to run off to the restroom first.

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@hasty perch wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@gray sky tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @gray sky died.

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@hasty perch screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@raw moss patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @carmine cairn in disguise.

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@flint sage tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tidal bane walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @tidal bane died.

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@flint sage stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @flint sage died.

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@hasty perch was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @hasty perch died.

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@tranquil wyvern had the high ground, but @raw moss just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @tranquil wyvern toppling to their doom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@raw moss tried to kill @carmine cairn, but failed to ask for consent.

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@carmine cairn trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

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@carmine cairn searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@raw moss woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@raw moss drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@carmine cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@carmine cairn didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @raw moss, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @hasty perch
150 points go to 5th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery surge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Dec 2, 2025, 3:07 PM

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jolly cloud Dec 2, 2025, 3:21 PM

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tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 3:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @serene rune, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @flint sage, @raw moss, @near mortar, @jolly cloud, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, and @weary crane
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Santa Claus asked @livid shuttle what they wanted for Christmas. @livid shuttle replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@remote pumice brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@olive garden toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @olive garden died.

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@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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No one told @serene rune that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @serene rune died.

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@tight niche found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@tranquil wyvern tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@amber ermine's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @amber ermine died.

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@weary crane solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@tidal bane somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@flint sage was ordered by @near mortar to sing a song or be killed. @flint sage tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @flint sage died.

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@tight niche was arrested for killing @raw moss with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @near mortar died.

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@jolly cloud burst with happiness, quite literally. @jolly cloud died.

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@remote pumice played Frisbee with @unreal moat using a Light Disc, but @unreal moat unfortunately didn't have five hands. @unreal moat died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @tidal bane needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @tidal bane. @tidal bane died.

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@weary crane used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@tranquil wyvern broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@weary crane got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @weary crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn caused @livid shuttle to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@livid shuttle accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @remote pumice killed them. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly cloud
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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carmine cairn Dec 2, 2025, 4:17 PM

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near urchin Dec 2, 2025, 4:29 PM

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tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 4:30 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@short nymph, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @sacred grove, @real gale, @flint sage, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @static trout, @raw moss, @near urchin, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@short nymph loves @amber ermine to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @short nymph died.

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@sacred grove had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@nova plover found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @weary crane, who was out swimming that day. @weary crane died.

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@unreal moat found a room full of Bunny Banners in @carmine cairn's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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@olive garden cut a specific wire in @sacred grove's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @sacred grove died.

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@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@unreal moat broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @unreal moat died.

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@tidal bane realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tidal bane died.

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@real gale told @near urchin to bite the dust. In response, @near urchin took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@near urchin silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @real gale's back, which then integrated itself into @real gale's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@nova plover walked into a bar. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@static trout made up their own language and used it to threaten @flint sage, who simply scratched their head.

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While playing at the beach, @olive garden buried @amber ermine in the sand. It took @amber ermine several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@raw moss built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@tight niche sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@tranquil wyvern pumped @olive garden full of lead. No one was hurt, but @olive garden's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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After years of research, @static trout found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @static trout died.

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@tight niche 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @raw moss to death. @raw moss died.

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@nova plover felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@amber ermine found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @amber ermine walked out the door.

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@flint sage was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@near urchin tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @near urchin died.

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@nova plover realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @nova plover died.

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@amber ermine and @real gale were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @amber ermine, but left @real gale alone because they smelled funny. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@flint sage picked a fight with a goose. @flint sage died.

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@real gale donated all of their organs to those in need. @real gale died.

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@olive garden attacked @tight niche with a Legendary Zenith, but @tight niche's pen was mightier. @olive garden died.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @olive garden
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @flint sage
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @near urchin
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

nova plover Dec 2, 2025, 4:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 4:47 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:02 PM

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weary crane Dec 2, 2025, 5:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:03 PM

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amber ermine Dec 2, 2025, 5:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:12 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near urchin Dec 2, 2025, 5:14 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:14 PM

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@near urchin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 2, 2025, 5:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:16 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 2, 2025, 5:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:21 PM

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carmine cairn Dec 2, 2025, 5:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:24 PM

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tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 5:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

jolly swift Dec 2, 2025, 5:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:40 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 2, 2025, 5:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:50 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 2, 2025, 5:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 5:51 PM

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@flint sage, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 6:24 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@weary crane, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @flint sage, @woeful hare, @static trout, @raw moss, @near urchin, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@weary crane was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @weary crane died.

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@flint sage thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @flint sage died.

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@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@woeful hare was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @woeful hare died.

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@amber ermine merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@static trout was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @static trout died.

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A strange device attached itself to @near urchin's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @near urchin died.

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@tranquil wyvern went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@nova plover wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @nova plover turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @nova plover died.

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@amber ermine was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @amber ermine died.

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@sweet fractal was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@jolly swift wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @jolly swift's head. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@tranquil wyvern equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @sweet fractal into approaching. @tranquil wyvern then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @sweet fractal with two Sniper Rifle shots. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss and @tight niche got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@carmine cairn tried to steal @raw moss's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@tight niche wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tight niche flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@carmine cairn tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@raw moss tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@tight niche tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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There was a snake in @raw moss's boot! @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tight niche bought a Gatligator and fired it at @carmine cairn for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tight niche furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@carmine cairn gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @near urchin
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Dec 2, 2025, 6:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 6:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Dec 2, 2025, 6:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 6:49 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Dec 2, 2025, 7:03 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:03 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim gale Dec 2, 2025, 7:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:21 PM

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@dim gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Dec 2, 2025, 7:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:27 PM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steady cove Dec 2, 2025, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@steady cove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

carmine cairn Dec 2, 2025, 7:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

jolly cloud Dec 2, 2025, 7:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:31 PM

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@jolly cloud, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

valid ember Dec 2, 2025, 7:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:38 PM

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@valid ember, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 2, 2025, 7:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:41 PM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

real gale Dec 2, 2025, 7:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 7:43 PM

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

woeful hare Dec 2, 2025, 8:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 8:15 PM

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@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

flint sage Dec 2, 2025, 8:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 8:18 PM

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@flint sage, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Dec 2, 2025, 8:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 8:24 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steady cove, @weary crane, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @real gale, @jolly swift, @flint sage, @jolly cloud, @woeful hare, @valid ember, @static trout, @raw moss, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@dim gale thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@weary crane was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @weary crane died.

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@sweet fractal put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @sweet fractal died.

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@jolly swift, @tight niche, @valid ember, @tranquil wyvern, @dim gale, @raw moss, @real gale, and @flint sage decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @dim gale. @dim gale died.

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@jolly swift caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @jolly swift died.

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@brave shore traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@steady cove used the power of Flex Tape to stick @flint sage in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @flint sage's suffering to a swift end. @flint sage died.

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@static trout aimed a spinning toy at @raw moss, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@valid ember hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@real gale offered to add a gold trim to @jolly cloud's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@tight niche kept talking, but stopped after @tranquil wyvern held up their hand. @tranquil wyvern demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@jolly cloud landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @jolly cloud accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @jolly cloud died.

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@woeful hare transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @woeful hare died.

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@brave shore went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@steady cove donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @valid ember excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @valid ember died.

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@carmine cairn pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @static trout.

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@static trout looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @static trout died.

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@tight niche ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@tight niche decisively vanquished @raw moss through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @raw moss died.

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@steady cove tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @steady cove's brains. @steady cove died.

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@real gale used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@real gale was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @real gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @carmine cairn, but it was very satisfying.

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@carmine cairn was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @steady cove
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @valid ember
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

tranquil wyvern Dec 2, 2025, 8:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 8:44 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plush otter Dec 2, 2025, 8:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 8:46 PM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 2, 2025, 9:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 9:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Dec 2, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

nova plover Dec 2, 2025, 9:36 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 9:36 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 2, 2025, 9:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 9:53 PM

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@nova plover, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

woeful hare Dec 2, 2025, 10:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 10:12 PM

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@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 2, 2025, 10:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 10:17 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss Dec 2, 2025, 10:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 10:41 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Dec 2, 2025, 10:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 10:51 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 2, 2025, 11:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:12 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:30 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @oak temple, @woeful hare, @nova plover, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @plush otter, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@peak yoke swung a Palladium Sword at @nova plover, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@woeful hare traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @woeful hare did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @woeful hare died.

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@tight niche wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@plush otter struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@long vine started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@raw moss found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@raw moss was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@nova plover was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @peak yoke died.

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@plush otter tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@tight niche popped @plush otter by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @plush otter died.

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The Nurse told @tranquil wyvern they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @tranquil wyvern died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @tight niche flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@raw moss dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@long vine gave @oak temple Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @oak temple died.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @long vine by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@tight niche had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@raw moss started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @raw moss while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@raw moss started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @raw moss died.

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@long vine used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @long vine died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @tight niche's eye sockets. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

plush otter Dec 2, 2025, 11:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:42 PM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 2, 2025, 11:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:45 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 2, 2025, 11:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:46 PM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 2, 2025, 11:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:51 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dawn fractal Dec 2, 2025, 11:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:52 PM

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@dawn fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sacred grove Dec 2, 2025, 11:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 2, 2025, 11:54 PM

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@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Dec 3, 2025, 12:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:00 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Dec 3, 2025, 12:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:14 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled tusk Dec 3, 2025, 12:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:19 AM

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@grizzled tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 12:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:28 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@dawn fractal, @grizzled tusk, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @peak yoke, @plush otter, @long vine, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@dawn fractal took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @dawn fractal died.

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@sacred grove distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@carmine cairn found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @carmine cairn pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@raw moss saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@peak yoke was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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After opening a present, @glacial totem discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@long vine took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@glacial totem drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @peak yoke died.

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@plush otter got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @plush otter died.

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@raw moss found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@carmine cairn started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@weary crane tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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After partying all night, @weary crane was shot by @long vine in a swimming pool. @weary crane died.

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@long vine tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@sacred grove picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @sacred grove died.

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@grizzled tusk, @raw moss, and @long vine worked on a group project, but it looked like @grizzled tusk was doing most of the work.

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@grizzled tusk stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @grizzled tusk died.

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@long vine made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@carmine cairn started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@raw moss argued with @long vine about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@carmine cairn fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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The sun burnt @raw moss into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@long vine won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@raw moss tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @raw moss died.

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@long vine purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@carmine cairn pickpocketed @long vine, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@long vine escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@carmine cairn tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 5th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @dawn fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

jagged spruce Dec 3, 2025, 12:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:42 AM

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@jagged spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

devout wyvern Dec 3, 2025, 12:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:42 AM

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@devout wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Dec 3, 2025, 12:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 12:42 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

woeful hare Dec 3, 2025, 1:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:02 AM

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@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Dec 3, 2025, 1:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:15 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Dec 3, 2025, 1:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:21 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Dec 3, 2025, 1:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:22 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

real gale Dec 3, 2025, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:25 AM

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Dec 3, 2025, 1:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:27 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Dec 3, 2025, 1:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:29 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@devout wyvern, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @nova plover, @raw moss, @jagged spruce, @real gale, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@peak yoke cut through @devout wyvern with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @devout wyvern died.

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@woeful hare was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @woeful hare died.

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@nova plover thought that @unreal moat was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@real gale tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@weary crane refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@nova plover jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @nova plover died.

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After @jagged spruce went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @jagged spruce died.

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@unreal moat added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@peak yoke dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @real gale diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@weary crane tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@carmine cairn created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @carmine cairn's artistic genius.

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@real gale calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@peak yoke teleported behind @real gale using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @real gale died.

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@carmine cairn almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@weary crane poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.