epic-battles

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tulip adder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tulip adder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unkempt jetty]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unkempt jetty, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@granite root, @carmine cairn, @nimble gorge, @long vine, @turbid skiff, @plush otter, @unkempt jetty, @glacial totem, @tulip adder, @near mortar, @raw moss, @fleet cape, @lean dew, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@granite root flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @granite root's face off with its bare hands. @granite root died.

@plush otter stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@long vine clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @long vine died.

@nimble gorge climbed a tree without using their arms.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @plush otter was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @plush otter died.

@tight niche dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@tulip adder tried to attack @near mortar with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tulip adder to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

A Martian Probe spotted @glacial totem, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @glacial totem was too boring.

The moon hit @near mortar's eye like a big pizza pie. @near mortar died.

@gray sky hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@turbid skiff watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@lean dew tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@fleet cape wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @fleet cape died.

@lean dew got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @lean dew died.

@nova plover couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @nova plover died.

@gray sky went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @gray sky died.

@unkempt jetty spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@hot kelp turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @hot kelp died.

@glacial totem saw @nimble gorge trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @glacial totem is calling the police!

@unkempt jetty challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @unkempt jetty died.

@turbid skiff sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@glacial totem suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@nimble gorge accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @nimble gorge died.

@raw moss laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@tulip adder fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tight niche. @tulip adder died.

@carmine cairn and @tight niche relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@raw moss started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@glacial totem used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@turbid skiff launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@glacial totem made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@turbid skiff put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @turbid skiff whole. @turbid skiff died.

@carmine cairn marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@raw moss just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

@raw moss went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @raw moss died.

@tight niche found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@carmine cairn decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@glacial totem had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@glacial totem insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @carmine cairn insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @carmine cairn, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@tight niche slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @glacial totem's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @tulip adder
100 points go to 7th place: @nimble gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @unkempt jetty
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@unkempt jetty, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[plush otter]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[woeful hare]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[hot kelp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weary crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @unkempt jetty, @woeful hare, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @hot kelp, @plush otter, @long vine, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @plush otter had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@glacial totem somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@woeful hare forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @woeful hare died.

@weary crane was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@long vine performed surgery on a grape.

@nova plover received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @nova plover died.

@raw moss was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @raw moss died.

@unkempt jetty baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@unkempt jetty followed @long vine into the jungle. @unkempt jetty started looking left, right and center for @long vine, but gave up and had some tea instead.

@plush otter tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@carmine cairn was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @hot kelp. @hot kelp died.

@plush otter was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @plush otter died.

@weary crane started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@weary crane tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

Low on health, @weary crane hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @weary crane died.

@long vine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Candy Corn Rifle.

@unkempt jetty built a floating city and named it "England".

@unkempt jetty recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@glacial totem tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@unkempt jetty forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @unkempt jetty wasn't a Slime, @unkempt jetty was endlessly beaten. @unkempt jetty died.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @glacial totem farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @glacial totem died.

There once was a @long vine who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @long vine's insides, and all the animals were freed. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @unkempt jetty
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 7th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful hare

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@unkempt jetty, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hot kelp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[dawn fractal]

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[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[glass vine]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle pike]

bb!register

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[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[hard scaffold]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hard scaffold, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@dawn fractal, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @unkempt jetty, @nova plover, @idle pike, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @hard scaffold, @hot kelp, @fiery belfry, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fiery belfry smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

@glass vine had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@glacial totem died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @glacial totem was revived.

@dawn fractal hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @dawn fractal died.

@glass vine drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @glass vine died.

@carmine cairn got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@nova plover tickled @long vine from behind while they were busy sharpening their Psycho Knife. @nova plover died.

@glacial totem tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @glacial totem died.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @hot kelp. Apparently, not that many. @hot kelp died.

@fiery belfry thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @fiery belfry died.

@raw moss traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @long vine. @long vine died.

@unkempt jetty explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @unkempt jetty died.

@raw moss and @hard scaffold were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @raw moss suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @hard scaffold turned around to look. @hard scaffold died.

@idle pike suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @idle pike died.

@raw moss became convinced that @carmine cairn was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @carmine cairn, who was left very confused (and wet).

@raw moss tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @raw moss is now bald.

@carmine cairn was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @carmine cairn die

@carmine cairn managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@raw moss went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @carmine cairn had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @hard scaffold
150 points go to 5th place: @unkempt jetty
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[oak temple]

Bb!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slim gate]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@slim gate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hot kelp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spice rain]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spice rain, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[weary crane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sharp fiber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sharp fiber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @spice rain, @slim gate, @sharp fiber, @livid shuttle, @oak temple, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @potent talon, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@sharp fiber and @weary crane attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@long vine equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@weary crane asked @spice rain to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @weary crane died.

@long vine summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @long vine died.

Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @slim gate randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

@near mortar started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@hot kelp tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @oak temple managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

@potent talon found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

@spice rain tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @spice rain died.

@slim gate lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @slim gate died.

@unreal moat relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@sharp fiber was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @sharp fiber died.

@oak temple spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@livid shuttle was infected by a zombie virus. @livid shuttle died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

@carmine cairn activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

While sitting on a bench together with @potent talon, @near mortar leaned away and farted.

@brave shore finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@oak temple became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@hot kelp was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@near mortar theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@livid shuttle gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @livid shuttle died.

@oak temple dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @oak temple died.

@unreal moat failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@unreal moat baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @unreal moat died.

@near mortar accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @near mortar died.

@potent talon accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @potent talon died.

@carmine cairn tricked @hot kelp into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @hot kelp died.

@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@brave shore found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@brave shore was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @hot kelp
150 points go to 4th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @sharp fiber
100 points go to 10th place: @slim gate

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fallow zodiac]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fallow zodiac, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[teal sparrow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@teal sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[woeful hare]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@woeful hare, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @nova plover, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, @teal sparrow, and @fallow zodiac
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@hot kelp held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@nova plover challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @nova plover died.

@tight niche filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@hot kelp walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @hot kelp died.

@fiery belfry was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@brave shore fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@peak yoke was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @peak yoke died.

@long vine attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @long vine died.

@brave shore kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tight niche had had enough, so they scooped @brave shore to death with an ice cream spoon. @brave shore died.

@fiery belfry was tired of @teal sparrow constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @teal sparrow's front yard. @teal sparrow died.

@fallow zodiac was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @fallow zodiac died.

@woeful hare tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@tight niche fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@woeful hare took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @woeful hare died.

@fiery belfry entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@fiery belfry put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @fiery belfry died.

@livid shuttle tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@carmine cairn flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @tight niche when the world was flipped.

@carmine cairn listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @carmine cairn saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@livid shuttle spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @livid shuttle died.

@tight niche managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@carmine cairn used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

@tight niche wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @carmine cairn wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @tight niche killed the Traveling Merchant first. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @woeful hare
150 points go to 6th place: @fallow zodiac
100 points go to 7th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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[unreal moat]

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[unreal moat]

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[unreal moat]

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[carmine cairn]

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[near mortar]

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[tight niche]

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[fiery belfry]

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[brave shore]

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[slender sphinx]

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[long vine]

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[hot kelp]

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[weary crane]

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[glacial totem]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @glacial totem, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, @weary crane, @odd warren, and @slender sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle threw a Stink Potion at @slender sphinx. @slender sphinx threw a Toxic Flask right back. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @carmine cairn died.

@woeful hare sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @woeful hare died.

@near mortar drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@near mortar drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @near mortar died.

@unreal moat accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @unreal moat died.

@hot kelp activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @hot kelp died.

@fiery belfry was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@brave shore's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @brave shore! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@peak yoke got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @peak yoke died.

@fiery belfry got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @fiery belfry, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @fiery belfry died.

@weary crane took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

Congratulations, @weary crane! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @weary crane died.

@long vine became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@brave shore did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @slender sphinx, who happened to be passing by.

@odd warren and @brave shore had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @long vine sped up the process by stabbing @odd warren. @odd warren died.

@slender sphinx attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@slender sphinx dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @slender sphinx died.

@glacial totem went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche aimed a Last Prism beam at @brave shore, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@brave shore was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@long vine returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@long vine had a wholesome reunion with @tight niche, who they previously thought had left them to die.

@brave shore's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @brave shore died.

@long vine threw @tight niche into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @long vine a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @slender sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @odd warren
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @hot kelp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[unreal moat]

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[long vine]

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[glacial totem]

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[hot kelp]

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[fiery belfry]

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[fleet cape]

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[unreal moat]

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @fleet cape, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine trapped @olive garden in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@livid shuttle stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @livid shuttle died.

@fleet cape and @fiery belfry huddled around @brave shore to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @brave shore's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@unreal moat returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@fleet cape got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @fleet cape died.

@glacial totem overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@unreal moat thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @unreal moat died.

@glacial totem started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@brave shore tried to destroy @hot kelp by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@hot kelp was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @hot kelp died.

@long vine made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@tight niche told @olive garden a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @olive garden died.

@fiery belfry was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @fiery belfry died.

@brave shore spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

In a bizarre turn of events, @glacial totem was flattened by a road roller. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tight niche is still slurping that noodle.

@long vine drank a Molotov Cocktail. @long vine died.

@tight niche found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@brave shore stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @fleet cape
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[long vine]

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[fleet cape]

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[amber ermine]

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[unreal moat]

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[slender sphinx]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[oak lion]

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[tight niche]

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[zenith root]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @oak lion, @fleet cape, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, @zenith root, and @slender sphinx
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unreal moat started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@amber ermine had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @amber ermine wasn't a pie. @amber ermine died.

@fleet cape summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @fleet cape died.

@long vine became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

@olive garden thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@unreal moat got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @unreal moat died.

@tight niche won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

@potent talon wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@potent talon programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @potent talon died.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @long vine's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@tight niche was briefly jumpscared by @tranquil wyvern wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@oak lion couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

@slender sphinx had a sleepover with @olive garden, but the house was gone when they woke up.

@zenith root took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @zenith root died.

@tranquil wyvern trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

@olive garden watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@oak lion saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @oak lion died.

@slender sphinx's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @long vine and @tranquil wyvern's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @slender sphinx died.

@olive garden went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @olive garden died.

@tight niche was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

@tranquil wyvern took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@tight niche was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @long vine with its horns. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @slender sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @oak lion
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @fleet cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[oak lion]

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[halcyon sable]

Bb!register

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[long vine]

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[unreal moat]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[proud lava]

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[brave shore]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

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[nimble gorge]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @nimble gorge, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @oak lion, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @halcyon sable
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brave shore spiced up @proud lava's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @proud lava died.

@livid shuttle got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @livid shuttle died.

@unreal moat and @tight niche had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

@oak lion had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@nimble gorge wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

@unreal moat hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @unreal moat died.

@halcyon sable thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@tight niche grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@long vine took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @long vine died.

Poor @nimble gorge. @nimble gorge keeps getting pinged over and over again. @nimble gorge is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @nimble gorge. @nimble gorge. @nimble gorge.

@oak lion tried to high-five @brave shore, but @brave shore went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@halcyon sable tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @halcyon sable died.

@brave shore tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@oak lion went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @oak lion's fault.

@nimble gorge got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@tranquil wyvern tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@tight niche talked with @nimble gorge about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

@tranquil wyvern ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @tranquil wyvern, @oak lion broke their fall with their own body. @oak lion died.

@nimble gorge went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@nimble gorge hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @nimble gorge died.

@tranquil wyvern started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@tight niche and @brave shore found themselves falling from a considerable height. @tight niche landed in a pool of water. @brave shore did not. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @nimble gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @oak lion
150 points go to 6th place: @halcyon sable
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[halcyon sable]

bb!register

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@halcyon sable, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[fiery surge]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

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[blissful bobcat]

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[raw moss]

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[fleet cape]

bb!register

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@fleet cape, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@blissful bobcat, @long vine, @olive garden, @brave shore, @fiery surge, @unreal moat, @halcyon sable, @raw moss, @fleet cape, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fleet cape and @tight niche farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@blissful bobcat was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @halcyon sable. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @blissful bobcat died.

@olive garden started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @olive garden suddenly didn't feel so good. @olive garden died.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @brave shore. @brave shore died.

@unreal moat trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@long vine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

@fiery surge explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

@fiery surge found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tight niche, who silenced @fiery surge by filling their hiding place with water. @fiery surge died.

@fleet cape became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

@raw moss and @long vine got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@unreal moat took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @unreal moat died.

@amber ermine stole @raw moss's lemons. @raw moss got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @amber ermine's house down.

@halcyon sable wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @fleet cape into an apple. @fleet cape died.

.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @long vine

@tight niche tried to shoot an apple off of @amber ermine's head. @tight niche's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @amber ermine died.

@long vine distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@halcyon sable went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @halcyon sable died.

@tight niche forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @tight niche died.

@long vine rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@raw moss found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@long vine was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @halcyon sable
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet cape
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery surge
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @olive garden

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[long vine]

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[halcyon sable]

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[raw moss]

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[unreal moat]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[amber ermine]

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[grizzled tusk]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[near mortar]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

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[final bear]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @final bear, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @halcyon sable
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@halcyon sable tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@grizzled tusk started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@tranquil wyvern threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@amber ermine messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @raw moss. Queen Bee died.

@amber ermine was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @amber ermine died.

@final bear panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @final bear died.

@raw moss went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @near mortar and @grizzled tusk summoned the Impending Doom. @raw moss died.

@tranquil wyvern opportunistically attacked @near mortar with a Red Phaseblade while their cell phone was ringing. @near mortar died.

@halcyon sable won in a fight against @unreal moat by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @unreal moat died.

@halcyon sable put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @halcyon sable died.

@tranquil wyvern thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @tranquil wyvern's potions with Red Potions. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@tight niche claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

@grizzled tusk opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

@grizzled tusk was buried under an avalanche that @tight niche had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @grizzled tusk died.

@long vine took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@tight niche couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@tight niche ran with scissors. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @halcyon sable
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @final bear
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[plush otter]

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

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[fiery surge]

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[grizzled tusk]

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[nova plover]

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[carmine cairn]

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[steady cove]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @fiery surge, @carmine cairn, @steady cove, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @plush otter, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @nova plover died.

@unreal moat carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @unreal moat died.

@fiery surge tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tight niche, but they were in broad daylight.

@plush otter fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @plush otter died.

@long vine had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@grizzled tusk tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @grizzled tusk. @grizzled tusk died.

@raw moss needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@fiery surge declared war on emus. The emus won. @fiery surge died.

@carmine cairn tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Lead Broadsword instead of a Bug Net.

@steady cove spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @raw moss. @steady cove died.

@raw moss used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @tranquil wyvern alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@raw moss shot @tight niche in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tight niche died.

@raw moss found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

@carmine cairn tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @carmine cairn's mind right in front of their face. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @steady cove
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery surge
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fiery surge]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

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[unreal moat]

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[jolly swift]

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[normal quartz]

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[thick steppe]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[steady cove]

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@steady cove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @fiery surge, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @steady cove, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @normal quartz, and @thick steppe
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@thick steppe passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@livid shuttle threw a snowball at @raw moss. To counter this, @raw moss threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@tight niche put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@fiery surge was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @fiery surge died.

@unreal moat fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @unreal moat died.

@jolly swift used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

@normal quartz accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @normal quartz died. @normal quartz died. @normal quartz died. @normal quartz died.

@thick steppe tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @thick steppe died.

@tight niche was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@steady cove tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@steady cove was playing hide and seek with @raw moss and @jolly swift, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @steady cove died.

@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@jolly swift told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @carmine cairn's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @steady cove
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @normal quartz
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery surge
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[plush otter]

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[peak yoke]

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[jolly swift]

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[gray sky]

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[fleet cape]

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[carmine cairn]

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[slim gate]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @fleet cape, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @plush otter, @gray sky, and @slim gate
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss and @fleet cape played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@carmine cairn tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@livid shuttle asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @livid shuttle died.

@slim gate invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@fleet cape jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @fleet cape died.

@jolly swift and @plush otter were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@tight niche felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@peak yoke considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

@peak yoke traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @peak yoke died.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @plush otter's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @plush otter died.

@jolly swift spoke softly to @gray sky while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @gray sky died.

@slim gate was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @slim gate died.

@tranquil wyvern made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@carmine cairn appeared to be taking a group picture of @raw moss, @jolly swift, and @tight niche. @carmine cairn's selfie turned out great!

@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@jolly swift wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@jolly swift practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss had a terrible night. @raw moss died.

@tight niche asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @slim gate
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @fleet cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[real gale]

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[normal quartz]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[raw moss]

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[jolly swift]

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[odd warren]

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[fleet cape]

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[potent relic]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gray sky]

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[steady cove]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@odd warren, @steady cove, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @normal quartz, @real gale, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @raw moss, @fleet cape, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @potent relic
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@odd warren followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @odd warren died.

@normal quartz fired their bow at @gray sky, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @normal quartz gave up.

@normal quartz had a dirty mind. Then @real gale sprayed @normal quartz's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @normal quartz died.

@potent relic didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @livid shuttle's. @livid shuttle died.

@fleet cape made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @fleet cape died.

@carmine cairn sacrificed @potent relic by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @potent relic died.

@raw moss started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

@real gale hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @real gale died.

@gray sky began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @gray sky died.

@steady cove accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@tranquil wyvern’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@steady cove dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @steady cove died.

@tranquil wyvern thought they assassinated @tight niche, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise. Huh? @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@tight niche tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @tight niche died.

@raw moss rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @steady cove
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @real gale
100 points go to 9th place: @potent relic
100 points go to 10th place: @fleet cape

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[real gale]

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[raw moss]

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[fleet cape]

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[jolly swift]

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[sharp fiber]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[woeful hare]

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[dim gale]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @sharp fiber, @woeful hare, @fleet cape, @raw moss, and @real gale
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@sharp fiber shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @sharp fiber died.

@woeful hare ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @woeful hare died.

@real gale descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@tranquil wyvern finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@dim gale and @fleet cape engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @fleet cape blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @fleet cape died.

@tight niche couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@real gale was looking kind of dumb after @tight niche's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @real gale died.

@jolly swift comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@tranquil wyvern found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@dim gale made some Synonym Rolls for @raw moss and @carmine cairn. Just like Grammar used to make!

@tranquil wyvern carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@tight niche watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@carmine cairn and @jolly swift started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @carmine cairn took out their actual shotgun. @jolly swift died.

@dim gale went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@raw moss performed open heart surgery on @dim gale, even though @dim gale never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @dim gale died.

@tight niche commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@tight niche tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@raw moss wished for the ability to fly. @carmine cairn granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @raw moss died.

@tight niche started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @tight niche - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @tight niche then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@tight niche defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @real gale
100 points go to 8th place: @fleet cape
100 points go to 9th place: @woeful hare
100 points go to 10th place: @sharp fiber

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@unkempt jetty, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[jolly swift]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[mortal cargo]

bb!register

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[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@mortal cargo, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @unkempt jetty, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@mortal cargo befriended @remote pumice by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@glacial totem found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@mortal cargo went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @mortal cargo died.

@gray sky picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @gray sky died.

@unkempt jetty tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @unkempt jetty died.

@raw moss started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

@jolly swift was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@glacial totem accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @glacial totem died.

@brave shore teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@brave shore became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @remote pumice had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @brave shore's suffering. @brave shore died.

@tight niche was walked on by a Martian Walker. @tight niche died.

@raw moss used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

The Cyborg hacked into @remote pumice's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

@raw moss huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@remote pumice got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@carmine cairn started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@raw moss and @carmine cairn ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@remote pumice smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @remote pumice died.

@raw moss was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

While riding on minecart rails, @carmine cairn accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @unkempt jetty
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @mortal cargo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

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[glacial totem]

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[peak yoke]

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[nova plover]

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[teal sparrow]

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[woeful hare]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @woeful hare, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @gray sky, @brave shore, and @teal sparrow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@remote pumice wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@tight niche found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@raw moss felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@nova plover found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@teal sparrow verbally roasted @woeful hare so hard that they burst into flames. @woeful hare died.

@brave shore told @gray sky a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@nova plover's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @nova plover died.

@peak yoke drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

@tight niche damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@glacial totem got stuck in @teal sparrow's Rod of Discord farm. @glacial totem died.

@peak yoke decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@peak yoke tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @peak yoke died.

@gray sky didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @gray sky died.

@brave shore got a piggyback ride from @teal sparrow, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @teal sparrow died.

@remote pumice tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @remote pumice keeled over from a heart attack. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn was dunked on by @raw moss. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@brave shore complained to @tight niche that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@carmine cairn hosted a spelling bee! @raw moss had to spell "cat". @tight niche had to spell "rain". @brave shore had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@carmine cairn overwhelmed @raw moss with a storm of flying bananas. @raw moss died.

@brave shore mistook @tight niche's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @brave shore died.

@tight niche started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[woeful hare]

bb!register

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[gray sky]

bb!register

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery surge]

bb!register

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[deep bone]

bb!register

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@deep bone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@short nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[plush otter]

bb!register

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register