#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 52

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:36 AM

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@long vine went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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While riding on minecart rails, @long vine accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @hot kelp
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @weary crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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earnest apex Nov 28, 2025, 2:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:40 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Nov 28, 2025, 2:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:44 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 28, 2025, 2:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:48 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Nov 28, 2025, 2:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:50 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 28, 2025, 3:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:16 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

icy jacinth Nov 28, 2025, 3:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:21 AM

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@icy jacinth, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 3:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:22 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 3:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:28 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Nov 28, 2025, 3:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:29 AM

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@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @carmine cairn, @icy jacinth, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @earnest apex, @long vine, @weary crane, and @thick steppe
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@weary crane was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@icy jacinth tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @icy jacinth died.

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@unreal moat equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @carmine cairn chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @unreal moat's shattered corpse. @unreal moat died.

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@thick steppe burned @peak yoke to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @thick steppe for reading books. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern used their embezzled funds to shred through @deep shuttle with a Coin Gun. @deep shuttle died.

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@earnest apex playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Adamantite Glaive. @earnest apex died.

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@weary crane went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn swung a Keybrand at @tranquil wyvern and missed. However, @tranquil wyvern acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @carmine cairn to receive a yellow card.

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@thick steppe wrote @tranquil wyvern's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@thick steppe mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @thick steppe died.

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@long vine was dunked on by @carmine cairn. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@carmine cairn and @long vine got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@long vine tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @long vine has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @icy jacinth

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 28, 2025, 3:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:54 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@willow whale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 4:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 4:16 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

small otter Nov 28, 2025, 4:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 4:27 AM

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@small otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

glacial totem Nov 28, 2025, 4:33 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 4:33 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

teal sparrow Nov 28, 2025, 4:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 4:42 AM

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@teal sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 28, 2025, 4:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 4:54 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 5:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 5:12 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 5:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @small otter, @glacial totem, @peak yoke, @willow whale, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @teal sparrow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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The sun burnt @teal sparrow into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@livid shuttle dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@fiery belfry performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@fathom barn sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@fathom barn accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @willow whale was watching. @fathom barn died.

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@next hemlock watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@livid shuttle accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @livid shuttle, go jump off that cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@peak yoke started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@small otter recruited @glacial totem as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@willow whale found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@next hemlock smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @next hemlock died.

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@small otter ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @small otter died.

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The Demolitionist told @glacial totem that it was a good day to die. @glacial totem thought so too. @glacial totem died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @peak yoke's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @peak yoke died.

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@teal sparrow asked @long vine to give them a hand, so @long vine chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@carmine cairn had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@willow whale realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @willow whale died.

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@fiery belfry made fun of @long vine for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @long vine shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @fiery belfry died.

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@teal sparrow tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @teal sparrow died.

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@long vine played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @long vine. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @teal sparrow
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @willow whale
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @small otter
100 points go to 9th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

peak yoke Nov 28, 2025, 5:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 5:36 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

teal sparrow Nov 28, 2025, 5:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 5:38 AM

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@teal sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 5:53 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 5:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 5:54 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sacred grove Nov 28, 2025, 5:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 5:54 AM

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@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 28, 2025, 6:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 6:17 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

noble island Nov 28, 2025, 6:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 6:56 AM

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@noble island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Nov 28, 2025, 7:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 7:20 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brave shore Nov 28, 2025, 7:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

glacial totem Nov 28, 2025, 7:31 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 7:31 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 28, 2025, 8:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:05 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 8:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:08 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

small otter Nov 28, 2025, 8:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:16 AM

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@small otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 28, 2025, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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fiery belfry Nov 28, 2025, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:30 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@noble island, @carmine cairn, @small otter, @long vine, @brave shore, @sacred grove, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @teal sparrow, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@noble island went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @noble island died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @carmine cairn knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@fiery belfry didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @carmine cairn's. @carmine cairn died.

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@peak yoke drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@sacred grove trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@small otter started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @small otter died.

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@sacred grove tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @sacred grove died.

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@raw moss tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@unreal moat found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @glacial totem died.

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@teal sparrow walked up to @livid shuttle and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @teal sparrow, that kills people! @livid shuttle died.

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@earnest apex hid from @teal sparrow after @raw moss exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@unreal moat didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @teal sparrow, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @teal sparrow died.

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@brave shore used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@tight niche found some Diamond Ore. @fiery belfry quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@unreal moat used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@earnest apex came out of @tight niche's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@fiery belfry complained that they had no life, so @brave shore used a Life Drain to take @earnest apex's life and give it to @fiery belfry. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@peak yoke used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @brave shore decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@tight niche tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@brave shore tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @long vine, but it refused to listen because @brave shore didn't have enough badges.

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@brave shore was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@long vine had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@tight niche started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@tight niche stole @long vine's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @long vine was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@brave shore performed an interpretive dance for @long vine and @tight niche as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@brave shore pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @brave shore died.

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@long vine tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@tight niche dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

teal sparrow Nov 28, 2025, 8:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:38 AM

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@teal sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 28, 2025, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 8:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:44 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 28, 2025, 8:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:46 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 28, 2025, 8:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:57 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 28, 2025, 8:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 8:58 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Nov 28, 2025, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 9:29 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Nov 28, 2025, 9:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 9:37 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 9:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 9:49 AM

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@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

mint junco Nov 28, 2025, 10:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 10:14 AM

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@mint junco, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 28, 2025, 10:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 10:22 AM

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@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 28, 2025, 10:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 10:24 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @mint junco, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @teal sparrow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine blew @mint junco to bits using an exploding bed. @mint junco died.

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@glacial totem tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @glacial totem died.

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@turbid skiff asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @turbid skiff died.

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@unreal moat rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @unreal moat died.

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@teal sparrow tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @teal sparrow died.

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@raw moss found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@tranquil wyvern gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @brave shore died.

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@long vine flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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@long vine burst with happiness, quite literally. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @mint junco

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Nov 28, 2025, 10:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 10:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 28, 2025, 10:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 10:39 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

odd warren Nov 28, 2025, 10:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 10:46 AM

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@odd warren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 28, 2025, 10:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 10:49 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Nov 28, 2025, 10:53 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 28, 2025, 11:15 AM

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tight niche Nov 28, 2025, 11:29 AM

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brave shore Nov 28, 2025, 11:29 AM

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zenith root Nov 28, 2025, 11:30 AM

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bb!register

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, @brave shore, @zenith root, and @odd warren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @raw moss over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@long vine used the power of Flex Tape to stick @nova plover in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @nova plover's suffering to a swift end. @nova plover died.

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@unreal moat challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @unreal moat died.

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@zenith root spun around in a full circle and shot @potent talon with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @potent talon died.

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@odd warren drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@long vine received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @long vine died.

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@zenith root realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@brave shore told @odd warren a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @odd warren died.

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@tranquil wyvern got impaled by Mourning Wood. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@brave shore swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @odd warren
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 28, 2025, 11:40 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Nov 28, 2025, 11:49 AM

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bb!register

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nova plover Nov 28, 2025, 11:55 AM

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unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 12:05 PM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Nov 28, 2025, 12:07 PM

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bb!register

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fiery belfry Nov 28, 2025, 12:25 PM

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bb!register

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tight niche Nov 28, 2025, 12:28 PM

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bb!register

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

odd warren Nov 28, 2025, 12:39 PM

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bb!register

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carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 1:20 PM

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bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @odd warren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@livid shuttle, @raw moss, and @tranquil wyvern formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@unreal moat was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@tight niche tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@nova plover saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@fiery belfry made up their own language and used it to threaten @long vine, who simply scratched their head.

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@livid shuttle used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @livid shuttle didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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All that glitters is not gold. @fiery belfry disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@unreal moat brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@long vine dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@unreal moat was walked on by a Martian Walker. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@nova plover argued with @tight niche about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@long vine was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@odd warren stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@tight niche stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@nova plover looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@tranquil wyvern released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tranquil wyvern, but it was very satisfying.

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@fiery belfry teleported behind @odd warren using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @odd warren died.

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@carmine cairn managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@nova plover was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @nova plover died.

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@fiery belfry donated all of their organs to those in need. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @raw moss was morbidly interested.

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@carmine cairn shot their Piranha Gun to the left of @raw moss just to scare them. @raw moss heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@carmine cairn obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @carmine cairn never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@carmine cairn fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @odd warren
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 28, 2025, 1:40 PM

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bb!register

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amber ermine Nov 28, 2025, 1:44 PM

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bb!register

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nova plover Nov 28, 2025, 1:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 1:47 PM

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jolly swift Nov 28, 2025, 1:47 PM

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bb!register

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odd warren Nov 28, 2025, 1:49 PM

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bb!register

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unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 1:49 PM

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bb!register

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noble island Nov 28, 2025, 2:00 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 2:05 PM

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bb!register

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brittle niche Nov 28, 2025, 2:06 PM

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bb!register

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hot kelp Nov 28, 2025, 2:08 PM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Nov 28, 2025, 2:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:14 PM

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slim gate Nov 28, 2025, 2:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:23 PM

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tight niche Nov 28, 2025, 2:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @brittle niche, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @noble island, @slim gate, and @odd warren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @amber ermine died.

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@brittle niche challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @brittle niche died.

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@hot kelp was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@sweet fractal put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @nova plover then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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There once was a @unreal moat who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @unreal moat's insides, and all the animals were freed. @unreal moat died.

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@hot kelp was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @hot kelp died.

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@raw moss hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@noble island woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @noble island died.

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@odd warren drank sand for 10 hours. @odd warren died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @jolly swift with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @carmine cairn to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@slim gate couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@tight niche tried to attack @raw moss with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@jolly swift wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @slim gate into an apple. @slim gate died.

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@jolly swift forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@tranquil wyvern, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @tranquil wyvern died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @raw moss a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @tight niche with it. However, @raw moss clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @carmine cairn won by breaking @tight niche's spine. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @slim gate
100 points go to 7th place: @odd warren
100 points go to 8th place: @noble island
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Nov 28, 2025, 2:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:40 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 28, 2025, 2:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:50 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 28, 2025, 2:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:54 PM

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raw moss Nov 28, 2025, 3:04 PM

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bb!register

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 3:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:17 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Nov 28, 2025, 3:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:20 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 3:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:20 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

odd warren Nov 28, 2025, 3:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:26 PM

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@odd warren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 28, 2025, 3:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, and @odd warren
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@olive garden started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @jolly swift and @tight niche.

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@nova plover found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@unreal moat tried to kill @carmine cairn with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@odd warren started barking like a dog while chasing @tranquil wyvern.

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@amber ermine started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @amber ermine died.

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@sweet fractal shot @unreal moat with a Water Gun. @unreal moat shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@nova plover was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@raw moss was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @nova plover with its horns. @nova plover died.

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@jolly swift ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@carmine cairn drew swords on the ground. @unreal moat started stomping all over them. Furious, @carmine cairn picked one up and stabbed @unreal moat with it.. @unreal moat died.

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@odd warren died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @odd warren died.

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@tight niche felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @jolly swift took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @sweet fractal was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@sweet fractal gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@jolly swift failed to properly hydrate. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@olive garden picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @olive garden died.

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, and @raw moss formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@tight niche was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@tranquil wyvern thought they assassinated @raw moss, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise. Huh? @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@tight niche decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @odd warren
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 28, 2025, 3:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

odd warren Nov 28, 2025, 3:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:40 PM

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@odd warren, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 28, 2025, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:40 PM

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teal sparrow Nov 28, 2025, 3:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:48 PM

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amber ermine Nov 28, 2025, 3:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 28, 2025, 3:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:53 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 3:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:53 PM

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peak yoke Nov 28, 2025, 3:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:55 PM

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jolly swift Nov 28, 2025, 3:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 3:58 PM

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kind scroll Nov 28, 2025, 4:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 4:14 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 4:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 4:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Nov 28, 2025, 4:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 4:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @teal sparrow, and @odd warren
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@raw moss fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@peak yoke tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@nova plover opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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Several players decided to form a band. @carmine cairn was the trumpet, @unreal moat was the clarinetist, @tranquil wyvern was the drummer, and @amber ermine was the drum. @amber ermine died.

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@odd warren and @tight niche played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@nova plover saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @nova plover died.

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@unreal moat became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@peak yoke tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss asked @tranquil wyvern if they "knew the way". @tranquil wyvern didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@tight niche declared war against @carmine cairn because they didn't like something @carmine cairn said in their AMA.

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@teal sparrow discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @teal sparrow died.

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@odd warren tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @odd warren died.

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@kind scroll found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @kind scroll died.

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@raw moss performed open heart surgery on @jolly swift, even though @jolly swift never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@carmine cairn explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tight niche farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@raw moss felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@raw moss shot @tranquil wyvern to death with a finger gun. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @odd warren
100 points go to 8th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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There are 14 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @glacial totem, @viscid orchid, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, @peak yoke, and @hot kelp
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@grizzled tusk searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@weary crane tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @weary crane died.

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@kind scroll wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@glacial totem put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @glacial totem whole. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@nova plover activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@carmine cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@raw moss needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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While streaming a fitness game, @viscid orchid accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@peak yoke found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@gray sky added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@earnest apex appeared to be taking a group picture of @tight niche, @hot kelp, and @raw moss. @earnest apex's selfie turned out great!

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@viscid orchid drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @viscid orchid died.

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@earnest apex's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @earnest apex to notice them. @earnest apex died.

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@gray sky took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @gray sky died.

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@kind scroll took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@peak yoke ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @peak yoke said "thanks, you too." @peak yoke died.

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@hot kelp was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @hot kelp died.

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@tranquil wyvern found @raw moss sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@kind scroll was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @kind scroll died.

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@nova plover built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@grizzled tusk saw @carmine cairn trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @grizzled tusk is calling the police!

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@tight niche became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@grizzled tusk accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@nova plover was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern got burninated by Tim. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@grizzled tusk skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @grizzled tusk died.

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@tight niche entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @raw moss setting explosives beneath them. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

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kind scroll Nov 28, 2025, 6:08 PM

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unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 6:15 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @kind scroll, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, and @teal sparrow
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@tight niche found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @teal sparrow, @peak yoke, and @viscid orchid. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @viscid orchid died.

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@raw moss got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@kind scroll has fallen, and they can't get up. @kind scroll died.

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@glacial totem accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @glacial totem died.

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@nova plover started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@jolly swift met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @jolly swift ended up completely fine.

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@unreal moat and @carmine cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@unreal moat tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @peak yoke died.

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@jolly swift fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @teal sparrow, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@nova plover looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@earnest apex followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @earnest apex died.

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@teal sparrow tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @teal sparrow died.

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@tight niche couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@tight niche accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @tight niche was forgiven.

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@tranquil wyvern trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@nova plover clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth with @carmine cairn's shoelaces.

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@tranquil wyvern fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@raw moss rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @raw moss's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@tranquil wyvern found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche replaced @jolly swift's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@tight niche read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@raw moss made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @carmine cairn walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@carmine cairn used an Inferno Fork to eat. @raw moss thought they didn't notice, but @carmine cairn just really likes spicy food.

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@raw moss took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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peak yoke Nov 28, 2025, 6:47 PM

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weary crane Nov 28, 2025, 6:51 PM

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jolly swift Nov 28, 2025, 6:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 28, 2025, 7:02 PM

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hot kelp Nov 28, 2025, 7:07 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 7:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 28, 2025, 7:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @nova plover, @raw moss, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, and @weary crane
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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@viscid orchid got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @viscid orchid died.

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@nova plover lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @nova plover died.

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@hot kelp drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @hot kelp died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@peak yoke made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@livid shuttle spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@raw moss was furious at @carmine cairn for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @raw moss's special someone!

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@carmine cairn damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@peak yoke got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @weary crane. @weary crane died.

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@jolly swift got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@tranquil wyvern and @livid shuttle set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw moss tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@livid shuttle considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@tight niche stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@jolly swift started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@livid shuttle had a terrible night. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@raw moss developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @tight niche's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@raw moss, @carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern played hot potato with a grenade. @tranquil wyvern forgot to pass it on. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche fired their bow at @carmine cairn, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tight niche gave up.

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@carmine cairn told @tight niche to bite the dust. In response, @tight niche took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@tight niche befriended @carmine cairn by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@tight niche forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@carmine cairn suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
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@tranquil wyvern wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@livid shuttle went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @livid shuttle died.

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@viscid orchid tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @viscid orchid died.

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@nova plover called @carmine cairn a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @nova plover died.

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@hot kelp turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @hot kelp died.

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@muted badger crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @tight niche laughed at them, not knowing that @muted badger was just a completionist.

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After eating supper together, @raw moss betrayed @muted badger in exchange for 30 silver coins. @muted badger died.

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@mint junco programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @mint junco died.

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@glacial totem explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@sweet fractal spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @raw moss with unnecessary advice.

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@tight niche played Frisbee with @lost nova using a Light Disc, but @lost nova unfortunately didn't have five hands. @lost nova died.

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@glacial totem opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@tight niche returned to their house, only to find that @carmine cairn had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@raw moss stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@jolly swift did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @raw moss, who happened to be passing by.

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@tight niche overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@jolly swift got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @raw moss died.

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@glacial totem was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @tight niche tried putting @glacial totem back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn snuck up behind @tight niche, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @carmine cairn decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@tight niche climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @mint junco
100 points go to 10th place: @muted badger

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glacial totem Nov 28, 2025, 9:46 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @lost nova, @raw moss, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @plush otter, @earnest apex, and @brave shore
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@glacial totem was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @glacial totem died.

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@hot kelp flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @hot kelp's face off with its bare hands. @hot kelp died.

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@peak yoke’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@peak yoke thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@plush otter woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @plush otter died.

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@earnest apex began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @earnest apex died.

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@brave shore tried to stab @jolly swift, but @jolly swift's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @jolly swift died.

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@lost nova hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@lost nova started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @lost nova soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @lost nova died.

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@carmine cairn commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @brave shore is now goo. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@tight niche started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@raw moss tricked @tight niche into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@raw moss painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@raw moss made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@carmine cairn modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@raw moss found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@raw moss went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @hot kelp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 28, 2025, 10:37 PM

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earnest apex Nov 28, 2025, 10:38 PM

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glacial totem Nov 28, 2025, 10:49 PM

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peak yoke Nov 28, 2025, 10:56 PM

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nova plover Nov 28, 2025, 11:07 PM

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weary crane Nov 28, 2025, 11:16 PM

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long vine Nov 28, 2025, 11:17 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 11:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 28, 2025, 11:29 PM

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brazen plaza Nov 28, 2025, 11:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @brazen plaza, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, @brave shore, @slim gate, and @weary crane
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@nova plover woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @weary crane found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @nova plover with bug spray. @nova plover died.

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@earnest apex started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@peak yoke equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @peak yoke died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @tight niche started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@long vine wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @long vine through the wall. @long vine died.

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@brazen plaza drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@brave shore pulled out their Christmas Tree Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @brave shore pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@glacial totem wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@earnest apex stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @earnest apex died.

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@slim gate solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@glacial totem built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@slim gate invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @weary crane, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @weary crane died.

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@brazen plaza learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@carmine cairn wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@brave shore went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @raw moss had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @brave shore died.

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@slim gate was eaten by a tree. @slim gate died.

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@brazen plaza had the high ground, but @raw moss just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @brazen plaza toppling to their doom. @brazen plaza died.

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@tight niche started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@glacial totem ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 6th place: @slim gate
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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raw moss Nov 28, 2025, 11:40 PM

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hot kelp Nov 28, 2025, 11:41 PM

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peak yoke Nov 28, 2025, 11:56 PM

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teal sparrow Nov 28, 2025, 11:59 PM

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slim gate Nov 29, 2025, 12:03 AM

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earnest apex Nov 29, 2025, 12:05 AM

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limpid glacier Nov 29, 2025, 12:06 AM

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hard scaffold Nov 29, 2025, 12:29 AM

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tight niche Nov 29, 2025, 12:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@limpid glacier, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @hard scaffold, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @silver holly, @teal sparrow, and @slim gate
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@silver holly's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @silver holly sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@slim gate and @hot kelp were having a nice picnic on the beach when @glacial totem stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@earnest apex tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@limpid glacier was looking kind of dumb after @teal sparrow's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @limpid glacier died.

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@peak yoke and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @tight niche tattled on them.

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@glacial totem pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @glacial totem died.

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A strange device attached itself to @raw moss's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@silver holly tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@hard scaffold tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@hot kelp had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @earnest apex shot them with an arrow. @hot kelp died.

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@tight niche started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@slim gate flexed so hard on @peak yoke that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @peak yoke died.

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@hard scaffold found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@teal sparrow had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@earnest apex tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@silver holly had @earnest apex lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @earnest apex, this wasn't a magic show. @earnest apex died.

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@teal sparrow discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @teal sparrow died.

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@slim gate invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @slim gate died.

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@hard scaffold was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @hard scaffold die

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@silver holly used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @hard scaffold tested this theory on @silver holly, who bounced, and ended up being right. @silver holly died.

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@tight niche purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@hard scaffold was briefly jumpscared by @tight niche wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@hard scaffold traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @hard scaffold did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @hard scaffold died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @hard scaffold
250 points go to 3rd place: @silver holly
150 points go to 4th place: @slim gate
150 points go to 5th place: @teal sparrow
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 29, 2025, 12:38 AM

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silver holly Nov 29, 2025, 12:40 AM

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glacial totem Nov 29, 2025, 12:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 12:51 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Nov 29, 2025, 12:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 12:52 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 29, 2025, 12:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 12:56 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Nov 29, 2025, 1:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:00 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

teal sparrow Nov 29, 2025, 1:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:12 AM

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@teal sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Nov 29, 2025, 1:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:19 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

slim gate Nov 29, 2025, 1:33 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:33 AM

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@slim gate, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 29, 2025, 1:34 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:34 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hot kelp Nov 29, 2025, 1:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:36 AM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

half kindle Nov 29, 2025, 1:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:37 AM

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@half kindle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

limpid glacier Nov 29, 2025, 1:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:41 AM

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@limpid glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unkempt jetty Nov 29, 2025, 1:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:45 AM

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@unkempt jetty, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Nov 29, 2025, 1:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:45 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Nov 29, 2025, 1:46 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:46 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hasty grotto Nov 29, 2025, 1:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 1:55 AM

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@hasty grotto, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 29, 2025, 2:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 29, 2025, 2:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@peak yoke, @hasty grotto, @teal sparrow, @silver holly, @unkempt jetty, @potent talon, @glacial totem, @hot kelp, @steel sentinel, @half kindle, @raw moss, @long vine, @carmine cairn, @weary crane, @earnest apex, @slim gate, @limpid glacier, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@slim gate somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@peak yoke trash talked @hasty grotto, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @peak yoke suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @peak yoke died.

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@potent talon accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@hot kelp went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @hot kelp's fault.

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@hasty grotto got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @long vine got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @hasty grotto died.

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@carmine cairn purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@velvet dune was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @glacial totem caught them in time.

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@weary crane chased @teal sparrow with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @teal sparrow died.

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@silver holly used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@half kindle gave @silver holly Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @silver holly died.

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@raw moss developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@steel sentinel tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@potent talon drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @potent talon died.

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@limpid glacier started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@glacial totem took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @glacial totem died.

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@hot kelp was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @hot kelp died.

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@raw moss, @earnest apex, and @velvet dune worked on a group project, but it looked like @raw moss was doing most of the work.

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@carmine cairn started rallying for goblin rights.

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@steel sentinel practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@half kindle used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@weary crane followed @velvet dune into the jungle. @weary crane started looking left, right and center for @velvet dune, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@half kindle tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @half kindle died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @raw moss. Apparently, not that many. @raw moss died.

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@unkempt jetty was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@earnest apex tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@limpid glacier wanted to start a band, and recruited @carmine cairn as their keyboard player. @carmine cairn showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@weary crane tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @weary crane died.

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@limpid glacier messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@velvet dune watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@unkempt jetty was arrested for killing @earnest apex with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@limpid glacier fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @limpid glacier died.

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@slim gate and @unkempt jetty were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@carmine cairn joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@velvet dune saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn overwhelmed @unkempt jetty with a storm of flying bananas. @unkempt jetty died.

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@long vine encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @long vine decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@slim gate wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @slim gate died.