#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 51

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 4:03 AM

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long vine Nov 27, 2025, 4:08 AM

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icy jacinth Nov 27, 2025, 4:16 AM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 4:29 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 4:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@raven carbon, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @proud nebula, @icy jacinth, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @teal sparrow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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The Wall of Flesh told @raven carbon that there was something stuck in their teeth. @raven carbon checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @raven carbon died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @carmine cairn being mercilessly tickled by @proud nebula.

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@unreal moat smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@icy jacinth blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @icy jacinth died.

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@teal sparrow broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@unreal moat walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @unreal moat died.

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@hot kelp tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @hot kelp died.

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@peak yoke cornered @carmine cairn at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @carmine cairn started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@earnest apex was infected by a zombie virus. @earnest apex died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@tight niche asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@peak yoke was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex's face was scorched off after @teal sparrow took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @earnest apex died.

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@teal sparrow threw a snowball at @carmine cairn. To counter this, @carmine cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @teal sparrow died.

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@tight niche thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@proud nebula tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@long vine cut a specific wire in @proud nebula's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @proud nebula died.

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@carmine cairn took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@tight niche almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@long vine sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn threw a Stink Potion at @tight niche. @tight niche threw a Toxic Flask right back. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @proud nebula
150 points go to 5th place: @teal sparrow
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @icy jacinth

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud nebula Nov 27, 2025, 4:39 AM

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long vine Nov 27, 2025, 4:40 AM

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teal sparrow Nov 27, 2025, 4:40 AM

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earnest apex Nov 27, 2025, 4:49 AM

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glacial totem Nov 27, 2025, 4:49 AM

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hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 4:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 5:10 AM

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subtle gorge Nov 27, 2025, 5:18 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 5:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 5:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 5:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @proud nebula, @glacial totem, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @long vine, @teal sparrow, and @subtle gorge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@long vine got quantum-entangled with @hot kelp, and used this opportunity to force @hot kelp to pick their own nose.

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@glacial totem set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@proud nebula dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @earnest apex, but @earnest apex simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @proud nebula died.

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@subtle gorge took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@carmine cairn hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@glacial totem unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @glacial totem died.

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After years of research, @hot kelp found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @hot kelp died.

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@peak yoke tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @peak yoke's mouth.

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@subtle gorge constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@peak yoke accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@earnest apex tried to save @tight niche's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @earnest apex died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @earnest apex died.

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@carmine cairn purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @carmine cairn ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@teal sparrow's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @teal sparrow died.

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@subtle gorge tried to get @tight niche to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @subtle gorge died.

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@carmine cairn bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tight niche for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @carmine cairn furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@carmine cairn declared war on emus. The emus won. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Muramasa.

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@long vine boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @teal sparrow
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @proud nebula

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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teal sparrow Nov 27, 2025, 5:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 5:45 AM

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glacial totem Nov 27, 2025, 5:50 AM

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long vine Nov 27, 2025, 5:55 AM

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earnest apex Nov 27, 2025, 5:57 AM

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unreal moat Nov 27, 2025, 5:58 AM

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hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 6:03 AM

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amber ermine Nov 27, 2025, 6:17 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 6:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 6:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 6:26 AM

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glossy heath Nov 27, 2025, 6:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @glossy heath, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @teal sparrow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@peak yoke was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @peak yoke suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@earnest apex was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@amber ermine fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @amber ermine died.

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@glacial totem spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @glacial totem still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @glacial totem died.

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@teal sparrow received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@carmine cairn trapped @long vine in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@tight niche snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@hot kelp found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@peak yoke crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @peak yoke's entire body.

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@earnest apex spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@hot kelp struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@long vine accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@tight niche went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@unreal moat's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @unreal moat died.

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@teal sparrow wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@carmine cairn briefly considered proposing marriage to @long vine, but married a bee instead.

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@hot kelp and @teal sparrow were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @hot kelp fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @hot kelp died.

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@peak yoke accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@carmine cairn got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@tight niche was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@long vine wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @long vine died.

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@earnest apex was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @earnest apex died.

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@carmine cairn boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@glossy heath was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@teal sparrow was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@teal sparrow was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @teal sparrow died.

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@glossy heath took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @glossy heath died.

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@tight niche tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@tight niche constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @carmine cairn by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @tight niche's positioning was a bit off. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 4th place: @teal sparrow
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 27, 2025, 6:40 AM

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unreal moat Nov 27, 2025, 6:44 AM

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long vine Nov 27, 2025, 6:47 AM

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icy jacinth Nov 27, 2025, 6:55 AM

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 6:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 27, 2025, 7:14 AM

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earnest apex Nov 27, 2025, 7:15 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 7:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 7:17 AM

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unreal moat Nov 27, 2025, 7:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 7:36 AM

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teal sparrow Nov 27, 2025, 7:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 7:38 AM

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glacial totem Nov 27, 2025, 7:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 7:49 AM

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small otter Nov 27, 2025, 7:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 7:50 AM

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amber ermine Nov 27, 2025, 8:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 8:10 AM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 8:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 8:26 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @small otter, @glacial totem, @icy jacinth, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @teal sparrow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@carmine cairn dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @carmine cairn died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @amber ermine was flattened by a road roller. @amber ermine died.

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@small otter became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @small otter died.

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@icy jacinth forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @icy jacinth died.

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@unreal moat went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @earnest apex died.

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@teal sparrow neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @teal sparrow died.

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@livid shuttle tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @livid shuttle decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @tranquil wyvern into fertilizer. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@tight niche bragged to @long vine about their combat skills. @long vine didn't really know @tight niche and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@livid shuttle was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tight niche died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@glacial totem challenged @raw moss to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @raw moss's turn to win. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @raw moss in a Fish costume.

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The Nurse told @long vine they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @teal sparrow
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Nov 27, 2025, 8:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 8:37 AM

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long vine Nov 27, 2025, 8:39 AM

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 8:46 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 27, 2025, 8:52 AM

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teal sparrow Nov 27, 2025, 8:52 AM

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amber ermine Nov 27, 2025, 9:07 AM

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turbid skiff Nov 27, 2025, 9:14 AM

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real gale Nov 27, 2025, 9:27 AM

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true lynx Nov 27, 2025, 9:28 AM

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thick steppe Nov 27, 2025, 9:28 AM

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brave shore Nov 27, 2025, 9:29 AM

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fiery belfry Nov 27, 2025, 9:29 AM

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wet reef Nov 27, 2025, 9:29 AM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 9:30 AM

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signal igloo Nov 27, 2025, 9:30 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@wet reef, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @turbid skiff, @real gale, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @signal igloo, @teal sparrow, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @true lynx, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@wet reef went AFK in their gel farm. @fiery belfry set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @wet reef died.

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@turbid skiff started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @turbid skiff died.

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@unreal moat had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@fiery belfry made some scary noises in the dark. @amber ermine sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @fiery belfry died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine ran out of bullets while fighting @teal sparrow, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @teal sparrow died.

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@unreal moat tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @unreal moat died.

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@true lynx accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @true lynx died.

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@brave shore and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@thick steppe claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@raw moss promised @amber ermine that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @amber ermine died.

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@thick steppe was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @thick steppe died.

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@long vine spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@signal igloo got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @signal igloo died.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@real gale managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @real gale found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @real gale died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @tranquil wyvern was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @tranquil wyvern had ever been in. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @long vine died.

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@brave shore challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@raw moss tried to strike @tight niche down, but @tight niche instead became more powerful than @raw moss could possibly imagine.

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@raw moss decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@tight niche pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @raw moss.

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@raw moss consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@tight niche thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@raw moss tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Gold Shortsword. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @signal igloo
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @true lynx

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 9:40 AM

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long vine Nov 27, 2025, 9:51 AM

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amber ermine Nov 27, 2025, 10:07 AM

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unreal moat Nov 27, 2025, 10:08 AM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 10:28 AM

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brave shore Nov 27, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 10:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 11:30 AM

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signal igloo Nov 27, 2025, 11:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

remote pumice Nov 27, 2025, 12:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 12:23 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @long vine, @brave shore, @barren ore, @signal igloo, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat kept talking, but stopped after @tight niche held up their hand. @tight niche demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@long vine tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @long vine is now bald.

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@sweet fractal obscured @brave shore's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @brave shore escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@raw moss realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@remote pumice started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@sweet fractal was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @sweet fractal died.

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@amber ermine tried to kill @barren ore by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@unreal moat fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@brave shore declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @brave shore's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@unreal moat became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @signal igloo had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @unreal moat's suffering. @unreal moat died.

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@amber ermine attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @amber ermine died.

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@barren ore and @raw moss played catch with a Paladin. @barren ore accidentally fumbled a catch. @barren ore died.

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@long vine was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@brave shore made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@tight niche took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @signal igloo. @signal igloo died.

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@remote pumice iwwegawy owoed to @long vine and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @remote pumice died.

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@long vine fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @long vine died.

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Congratulations, @raw moss! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @raw moss died.

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After @tight niche went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @signal igloo
100 points go to 7th place: @barren ore
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Nov 27, 2025, 12:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 12:38 PM

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amber ermine Nov 27, 2025, 12:38 PM

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abstract thunder Nov 27, 2025, 12:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 12:38 PM

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unreal moat Nov 27, 2025, 12:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 12:39 PM

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long vine Nov 27, 2025, 1:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 27, 2025, 1:02 PM

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hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 1:07 PM

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 1:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:08 PM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 1:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:29 PM

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gray sky Nov 27, 2025, 1:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@amber ermine hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @unreal moat stopped them in time.

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@raw moss offered to add a gold trim to @tight niche's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@long vine recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@hot kelp almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@unreal moat accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern trapped @brave shore in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @brave shore managed to escape regardless.

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@hot kelp forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @hot kelp died.

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After opening a present, @gray sky discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@long vine tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @raw moss demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @long vine by two. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tranquil wyvern knocked furiously on @tight niche's door while holding an axe. @tight niche shouted, "Who's there?"

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@brave shore used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@gray sky modified @abstract thunder's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @abstract thunder was never seen again. @abstract thunder died.

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@raw moss was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@tranquil wyvern ripped @gray sky's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@raw moss was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@tight niche wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@tranquil wyvern let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@tranquil wyvern found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @raw moss, who silenced @tranquil wyvern by filling their hiding place with water. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@raw moss rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@tight niche accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @tight niche.

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@raw moss put two forward slashes in front of @tight niche and commented them out of existence. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Nov 27, 2025, 1:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:38 PM

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noble island Nov 27, 2025, 1:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:42 PM

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jolly swift Nov 27, 2025, 1:43 PM

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gray sky Nov 27, 2025, 1:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:44 PM

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unreal moat Nov 27, 2025, 1:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:47 PM

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 1:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:48 PM

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real gale Nov 27, 2025, 1:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:49 PM

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hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 1:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:55 PM

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small otter Nov 27, 2025, 1:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 27, 2025, 2:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:06 PM

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peak yoke Nov 27, 2025, 2:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:16 PM

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nova plover Nov 27, 2025, 2:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:24 PM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 13 players remaining.
@noble island, @small otter, @tranquil wyvern, @real gale, @jolly swift, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, @peak yoke, @amber ermine, and @hot kelp
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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss and @tight niche played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @noble island farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @noble island died.

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@jolly swift ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@hot kelp managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@real gale saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@small otter challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @small otter died.

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@jolly swift made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@nova plover tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@peak yoke used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@unreal moat tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@nova plover found some soup in their fly.

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@nova plover tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @nova plover's mind right in front of their face. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@gray sky won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@tight niche created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tight niche's artistic genius.

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@gray sky became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @gray sky died.

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@amber ermine decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@peak yoke summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @peak yoke died.

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@amber ermine couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @amber ermine died.

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@hot kelp got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @hot kelp died.

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@real gale spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@tranquil wyvern gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @raw moss was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@real gale disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@tight niche used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @real gale alive. @real gale died.

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@tight niche tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tight niche's brains. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @real gale
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @hot kelp
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Nov 27, 2025, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:38 PM

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unreal moat Nov 27, 2025, 2:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:40 PM

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real gale Nov 27, 2025, 2:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 27, 2025, 2:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:51 PM

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amber ermine Nov 27, 2025, 2:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:55 PM

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gray sky Nov 27, 2025, 3:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 3:02 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 27, 2025, 3:06 PM

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short nymph Nov 27, 2025, 3:18 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 3:19 PM

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weary crane Nov 27, 2025, 3:20 PM

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velvet dune Nov 27, 2025, 3:27 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@short nymph, @steady cove, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet dune, @real gale, @jolly swift, @viscid orchid, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@jolly swift walked into a bar. @steady cove laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@unreal moat escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@weary crane and @short nymph were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @weary crane suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @short nymph turned around to look. @short nymph died.

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@carmine cairn sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@gray sky tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@weary crane didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @weary crane died.

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@velvet dune beat @viscid orchid into a pulp with a stale baguette. @viscid orchid died.

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@tight niche tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tight niche quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@amber ermine ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @unreal moat before they could say "Zoinks!" @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @raw moss died.

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@velvet dune tried to destroy @tight niche by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@amber ermine and @jolly swift had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@gray sky found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@carmine cairn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@real gale dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @steady cove diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@real gale fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@gray sky failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@gray sky wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@amber ermine was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @velvet dune were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @tranquil wyvern played solitaire. @velvet dune stood behind them and watched.

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@jolly swift opportunistically attacked @real gale with a Red Phasesaber while their cell phone was ringing. @real gale died.

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@velvet dune hadn't seen @steady cove in a long time, and missed them. @steady cove aimed a Sniper Rifle at @velvet dune from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @velvet dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned the Old One's Army while @steady cove was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @steady cove died.

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@tranquil wyvern was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tight niche would soon die a gruesome death. @tight niche ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@tight niche found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tight niche took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @steady cove
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @real gale
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 4:07 PM

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earnest apex Nov 27, 2025, 4:07 PM

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amber ermine Nov 27, 2025, 4:13 PM

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weary crane Nov 27, 2025, 4:17 PM

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tulip adder Nov 27, 2025, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 4:29 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 4:30 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@weary crane, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @tulip adder, @viscid orchid, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @hot kelp
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@tulip adder was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@livid shuttle spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @livid shuttle died.

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@weary crane built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@sweet fractal 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @tulip adder to death. @tulip adder died.

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @viscid orchid to death. @viscid orchid died.

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@unreal moat was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @unreal moat died.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @nova plover wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@raw moss consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@earnest apex was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche tried to assassinate @nova plover, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@raw moss walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @raw moss died.

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@weary crane got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@nova plover angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @nova plover died.

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@amber ermine was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @amber ermine died.

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@hot kelp searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@hot kelp fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tight niche. @hot kelp died.

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@jolly swift walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@jolly swift went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @weary crane summoned the Impending Doom. @jolly swift died.

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@weary crane sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @weary crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@sweet fractal took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@carmine cairn popped @sweet fractal by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @tight niche watched the carnage from a safe distance. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 4:41 PM

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 4:45 PM

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nova plover Nov 27, 2025, 5:14 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 5:20 PM

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peak yoke Nov 27, 2025, 5:27 PM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 27, 2025, 5:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 5:29 PM

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devout dew Nov 27, 2025, 5:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @devout dew, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @cosmic cosmos, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, and @weary crane
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@devout dew did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @nova plover, who happened to be watching. @nova plover died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @raw moss up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @raw moss off said cliff. @raw moss died.

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@hot kelp attacked @tight niche with a Legendary Zenith, but @tight niche's pen was mightier. @hot kelp died.

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@cosmic cosmos eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@weary crane held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@peak yoke likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @peak yoke probably liked trains a bit too much. @peak yoke died.

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@cosmic cosmos headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @tranquil wyvern had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@weary crane took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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A pretty fairy led @weary crane to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @weary crane died.

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@cosmic cosmos swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@tranquil wyvern invited @carmine cairn to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @tranquil wyvern was mauled by wolves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@devout dew was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @devout dew died.

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@tight niche breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @devout dew
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @cosmic cosmos
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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weary crane Nov 27, 2025, 5:38 PM

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hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 5:38 PM

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jolly swift Nov 27, 2025, 5:39 PM

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 5:41 PM

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teal sparrow Nov 27, 2025, 5:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 27, 2025, 5:48 PM

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tidal bane Nov 27, 2025, 5:58 PM

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nova plover Nov 27, 2025, 6:06 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 6:20 PM

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earnest apex Nov 27, 2025, 6:22 PM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 6:27 PM

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teal sparrow Nov 27, 2025, 6:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @hot kelp, @earnest apex, @weary crane, @tidal bane, and @teal sparrow
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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@nova plover was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@earnest apex was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@teal sparrow pickpocketed @jolly swift, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @raw moss found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @raw moss was trapped for all eternity. @raw moss died.

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@hot kelp caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @hot kelp died.

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@earnest apex sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @earnest apex died.

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@weary crane had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @weary crane died.

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@tight niche's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@carmine cairn took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@tidal bane was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @teal sparrow's Star Cannon. @tidal bane died.

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@tranquil wyvern preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@jolly swift built a floating city and named it "England".

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@tranquil wyvern ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @teal sparrow while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @teal sparrow died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @jolly swift, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@carmine cairn started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@tight niche put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @teal sparrow
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 6:38 PM

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nova plover Nov 27, 2025, 6:39 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 27, 2025, 7:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 27, 2025, 7:05 PM

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jolly swift Nov 27, 2025, 7:08 PM

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deep shuttle Nov 27, 2025, 7:09 PM

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weary crane Nov 27, 2025, 7:14 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 7:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 7:27 PM

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brave shore Nov 27, 2025, 7:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@weary crane, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @exotic saddle, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
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@weary crane drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @weary crane died.

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A witch prophesized that @jolly swift would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@exotic saddle's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@nova plover threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @exotic saddle found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @exotic saddle died.

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@sweet fractal didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@raw moss finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tranquil wyvern and @brave shore ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@nova plover tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @deep shuttle, but they were in broad daylight.

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@raw moss tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @raw moss died.

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@deep shuttle tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @deep shuttle died.

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@jolly swift threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@nova plover spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@sweet fractal made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @sweet fractal rich and famous.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sweet fractal tied up @jolly swift and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @jolly swift to die. However, @jolly swift managed to escape from their bonds.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @carmine cairn headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@sweet fractal accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @sweet fractal died.

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@brave shore heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @brave shore died.

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@jolly swift put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@carmine cairn saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @tight niche instead. @tight niche died.

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@jolly swift caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 7:39 PM

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noble island Nov 27, 2025, 7:39 PM

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thick steppe Nov 27, 2025, 8:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@noble island, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @thick steppe, @glossy shale, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @hot kelp
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@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@tidal bane found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@noble island ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @noble island died.

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@weary crane didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @weary crane died.

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@peak yoke tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@glossy shale started blocking @thick steppe's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@raw moss had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@tidal bane went down @hot kelp's chimney to deliver presents, but @hot kelp's fireplace was still in use. @tidal bane died.

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@grizzled tusk found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Blood Butcherer instead of a Bug Net.

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@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@tranquil wyvern told @raw moss that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @raw moss vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@hot kelp was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@glossy shale and @thick steppe cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @thick steppe, because @glossy shale was wearing Frost armor.

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@tight niche wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@peak yoke was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @peak yoke died.

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@kind scroll found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @kind scroll walked out the door.

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@grizzled tusk merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@hot kelp ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@kind scroll claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@thick steppe calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@grizzled tusk was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @grizzled tusk let them be.

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@carmine cairn and @hot kelp started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @carmine cairn took out their actual shotgun. @hot kelp died.

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@tranquil wyvern joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@glossy shale watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@raw moss couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@kind scroll underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @kind scroll died.

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@thick steppe tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@glossy shale was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@glossy shale tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @glossy shale died.

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@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@tight niche headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@grizzled tusk managed to kill @thick steppe by doing absolutely nothing. @thick steppe died.

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@grizzled tusk put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @grizzled tusk died.

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@raw moss hid an actuator in @tranquil wyvern's lunch. Later that day, @tranquil wyvern stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@raw moss ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tight niche caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@tight niche played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@tight niche pointed a Shotgun at @carmine cairn and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @tight niche looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @glossy shale
100 points go to 8th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 8:44 PM

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nova plover Nov 27, 2025, 8:46 PM

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glass vine Nov 27, 2025, 8:50 PM

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hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 9:15 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 9:20 PM

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brave shore Nov 27, 2025, 9:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 27, 2025, 9:28 PM

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long vine Nov 27, 2025, 10:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 10:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 10:30 PM

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glacial totem Nov 27, 2025, 10:30 PM

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fiery belfry Nov 27, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 10:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glass vine, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@glass vine got stuck in @tight niche's Rod of Discord farm. @glass vine died.

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@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@peak yoke wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@fiery belfry tried to steal @nova plover's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@brave shore was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@nova plover had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @nova plover's skull. @nova plover died.

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@hot kelp tried to set up a campfire, but @carmine cairn drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@raw moss fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @raw moss died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @peak yoke

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@hot kelp was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @hot kelp died.

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@brave shore started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @long vine and @fiery belfry out.

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@peak yoke learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@long vine was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @brave shore. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @long vine died.

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@brave shore dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @carmine cairn lived.

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@glacial totem's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @carmine cairn and @tight niche's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@tight niche fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 27, 2025, 10:39 PM

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raw moss Nov 27, 2025, 10:45 PM

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nova plover Nov 27, 2025, 10:51 PM

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hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 11:16 PM

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slim gate Nov 27, 2025, 11:23 PM

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glacial totem Nov 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

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turbid skiff Nov 27, 2025, 11:29 PM

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brave shore Nov 27, 2025, 11:33 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 11:33 PM

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proud lava Nov 27, 2025, 11:40 PM

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earnest apex Nov 28, 2025, 12:25 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@proud lava, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @hot kelp, @long vine, @earnest apex, @brave shore, and @slim gate
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@proud lava was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @proud lava died.

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@turbid skiff shot @nova plover in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @nova plover died.

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@glacial totem tried to kill @slim gate, but failed to ask for consent.

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@hot kelp cut through @glacial totem with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @glacial totem died.

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@hot kelp discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@raw moss transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @raw moss died.

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@long vine got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@turbid skiff became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@hot kelp started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @hot kelp died.

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@earnest apex found the Last Prism. Then @brave shore found another one, meaning that @earnest apex's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@earnest apex toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @earnest apex died.

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@brave shore and @long vine were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @brave shore, but left @long vine alone because they smelled funny. @brave shore died.

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@slim gate found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @slim gate died.

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@turbid skiff fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@long vine invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@turbid skiff went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@long vine decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@turbid skiff had a wholesome reunion with @long vine, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@turbid skiff broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@long vine made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@turbid skiff ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @turbid skiff died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @turbid skiff
250 points go to 3rd place: @slim gate
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hot kelp Nov 28, 2025, 12:37 AM

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sacred grove Nov 28, 2025, 12:38 AM

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nova plover Nov 28, 2025, 12:41 AM

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long vine Nov 28, 2025, 12:46 AM

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unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 12:57 AM

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glacial totem Nov 28, 2025, 1:11 AM

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slim gate Nov 28, 2025, 1:11 AM

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peak yoke Nov 28, 2025, 1:15 AM

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earnest apex Nov 28, 2025, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 1:22 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Nov 28, 2025, 1:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 1:26 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

fiery belfry Nov 28, 2025, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 1:30 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@nova plover, @glacial totem, @sacred grove, @unreal moat, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @earnest apex, @slim gate, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Minishark.

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@unreal moat and @sacred grove found themselves falling from a considerable height. @unreal moat landed in a pool of water. @sacred grove did not. @sacred grove died.

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@unreal moat was buried under an avalanche that @peak yoke had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @unreal moat died.

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@hot kelp accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @hot kelp died.

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@peak yoke emerged from a tree stump and scolded @weary crane for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @weary crane was still holding an axe. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @earnest apex died.

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@slim gate fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @slim gate died.

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@nova plover played rock-paper-scissors with @fiery belfry. @nova plover played paper. @fiery belfry played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @nova plover was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @nova plover died.

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@fiery belfry reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @fiery belfry died.

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@glacial totem decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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While exploring a swamp, @long vine caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@weary crane aimed a Last Prism beam at @glacial totem, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@glacial totem sharpened @weary crane's face at a Sharpening Station. @weary crane became the sharpest tool in the shed. @weary crane died.

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@long vine finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@long vine looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @weary crane
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @slim gate
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Nov 28, 2025, 1:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 1:41 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 28, 2025, 1:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 1:58 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 28, 2025, 1:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 1:59 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Nov 28, 2025, 1:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 1:59 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 28, 2025, 2:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:00 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hot kelp Nov 28, 2025, 2:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:01 AM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane Nov 28, 2025, 2:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:04 AM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 28, 2025, 2:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 28, 2025, 2:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 28, 2025, 2:21 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @hot kelp
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@peak yoke woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@weary crane wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @weary crane died.

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@glacial totem triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @glacial totem died.

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@tidal bane was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@unreal moat was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @unreal moat died.

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@hot kelp wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @tidal bane killed them. @tidal bane died.

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A zombie snuck up on @peak yoke and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @peak yoke died.

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@hot kelp was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @hot kelp died.

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@next hemlock crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@nova plover had a dirty mind. Then @next hemlock sprayed @nova plover's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @nova plover died.

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@next hemlock was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?