#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 50

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 3:36 AM

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@peak yoke forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @weary crane used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @weary crane died.

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@glacial totem drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@sacred grove saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@glacial totem thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @glacial totem died.

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@velvet dune hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @velvet dune died.

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@sacred grove was cornered by @carmine cairn, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@sacred grove couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@sacred grove tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@sacred grove picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @sacred grove died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @sacred grove
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @wet crypt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

sacred grove Nov 26, 2025, 3:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 3:39 AM

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@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 26, 2025, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 3:39 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 26, 2025, 3:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 3:43 AM

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peak yoke Nov 26, 2025, 3:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 3:51 AM

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long vine Nov 26, 2025, 4:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 4:07 AM

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velvet dune Nov 26, 2025, 4:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 4:08 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 26, 2025, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 4:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Nov 26, 2025, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 4:25 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 4:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 4:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @sacred grove, @cosmic cosmos, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @long vine, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sacred grove was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@livid shuttle was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@glacial totem sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@tight niche started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@deep shuttle was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@glacial totem embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @glacial totem tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @glacial totem died.

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@sacred grove sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @sacred grove died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @cosmic cosmos's. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@carmine cairn literally gaslighted @peak yoke by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@velvet dune found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@deep shuttle carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @deep shuttle died.

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@velvet dune was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @velvet dune died.

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@tight niche spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@long vine started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @long vine suddenly didn't feel so good. @long vine died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @carmine cairn's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tight niche saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @carmine cairn stabbed them in the back. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 8th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Nov 26, 2025, 4:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 4:37 AM

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sacred grove Nov 26, 2025, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 4:38 AM

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glacial totem Nov 26, 2025, 4:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 4:44 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 26, 2025, 5:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 5:01 AM

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glacial totem Nov 26, 2025, 5:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 5:04 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 26, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 5:20 AM

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tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

weary crane Nov 26, 2025, 5:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 5:35 AM

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peak yoke Nov 26, 2025, 5:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 5:40 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

icy jacinth Nov 26, 2025, 5:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 5:42 AM

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long vine Nov 26, 2025, 5:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 5:47 AM

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@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 26, 2025, 5:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 5:56 AM

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potent talon Nov 26, 2025, 6:15 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 6:15 AM

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fiery belfry Nov 26, 2025, 6:16 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 6:16 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 26, 2025, 6:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 6:20 AM

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random sleet Nov 26, 2025, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 6:22 AM

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@random sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @icy jacinth, @sacred grove, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @chrome steeple, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tight niche, @random sleet, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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While sitting on a bench together with @random sleet, @brave shore leaned away and farted.

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@weary crane started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @glacial totem forced them to put in some more effort.

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@chrome steeple started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @chrome steeple is still slurping that noodle.

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@tight niche heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @raw moss, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@peak yoke managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@weary crane was playing hide and seek with @potent talon and @sacred grove, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @weary crane died.

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@long vine started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@icy jacinth watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@livid shuttle started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@fiery belfry created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @icy jacinth got too close while watching. @icy jacinth died.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @sacred grove trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @sacred grove at a Sawmill. @sacred grove died.

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@fiery belfry shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @fiery belfry's head. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@glacial totem's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @livid shuttle died.

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@chrome steeple was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @chrome steeple died.

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@potent talon and @brave shore farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@potent talon decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @potent talon died.

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@random sleet followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @random sleet discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @random sleet died.

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@peak yoke tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @long vine when the world was flipped.

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@tight niche found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@carmine cairn threw @long vine into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @carmine cairn a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @brave shore was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@carmine cairn tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @random sleet
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

brave shore Nov 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 26, 2025, 7:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 7:01 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 26, 2025, 7:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 7:10 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 26, 2025, 7:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 7:12 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Nov 26, 2025, 7:15 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 7:15 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 7:29 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Nov 26, 2025, 7:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 7:40 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 26, 2025, 7:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 7:42 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 26, 2025, 7:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 7:59 AM

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unreal moat Nov 26, 2025, 8:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 8:13 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Nov 26, 2025, 8:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 8:14 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wooden sleet Nov 26, 2025, 8:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 8:25 AM

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@wooden sleet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @wooden sleet
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @long vine's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@proud lava got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @proud lava died.

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@unreal moat insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @amber ermine insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @amber ermine, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@fiery belfry started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@nova plover brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@peak yoke became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@glacial totem saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tight niche wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@tight niche murdered @fiery belfry with a knife, but it was actually @nova plover in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @tight niche didn't care that much. @nova plover died.

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@glacial totem explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @brave shore was revived.

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@peak yoke got tired of @unreal moat constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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No one told @brave shore that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @wooden sleet's back, which then integrated itself into @wooden sleet's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@long vine painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@raw moss came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@fiery belfry passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@raw moss tried to use forbidden magic to erase @peak yoke from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @peak yoke die, so nothing actually happened.

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@wooden sleet accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @wooden sleet died.

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@tight niche angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@long vine opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@fiery belfry ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@long vine was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@peak yoke started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@raw moss tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@long vine wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@tight niche entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@raw moss got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @raw moss died.

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@long vine found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@tight niche tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@tight niche captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@tight niche's booty was plundered by pirates. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @wooden sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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raw moss Nov 26, 2025, 8:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 8:56 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 26, 2025, 9:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 9:04 AM

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amber ermine Nov 26, 2025, 9:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 9:04 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 26, 2025, 9:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 9:12 AM

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tulip adder Nov 26, 2025, 9:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 9:19 AM

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wooden sleet Nov 26, 2025, 9:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 9:24 AM

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long vine Nov 26, 2025, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 9:27 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Nov 26, 2025, 9:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 9:29 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 9:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @tulip adder, @long vine, and @wooden sleet
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@livid shuttle contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@amber ermine wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @amber ermine turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@nova plover ran with scissors. @nova plover died.

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@wooden sleet started riding a Unicorn. @tranquil wyvern chased @wooden sleet while knocking two coconut halves together.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @tulip adder managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@peak yoke decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tranquil wyvern watched @raw moss go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @raw moss was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@wooden sleet found a room full of Bunny Banners in @long vine's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @long vine. @long vine died.

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@fiery belfry made some Synonym Rolls for @tight niche and @raw moss. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@wooden sleet stopped a meteor from crushing @tranquil wyvern and @tulip adder with their own body. @wooden sleet died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @fiery belfry was caught in the crossfire. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss and @tranquil wyvern discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@tulip adder went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@raw moss shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@tulip adder hosted a spelling bee! @tight niche had to spell "cat". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "rain". @raw moss had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@raw moss and @tranquil wyvern had a very merry unbirthday party together. @tulip adder found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @tight niche begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@tight niche spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@tight niche’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@tight niche went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@raw moss was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@tight niche built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@tranquil wyvern stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @tranquil wyvern blinked first.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to instigate drama against @tulip adder, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tranquil wyvern used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @tulip adder died.

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@tight niche opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@tranquil wyvern was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@tight niche decisively vanquished @raw moss through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tulip adder
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @wooden sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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unreal moat Nov 26, 2025, 9:40 AM

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raw moss Nov 26, 2025, 9:48 AM

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fathom barn Nov 26, 2025, 10:17 AM

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fiery belfry Nov 26, 2025, 10:29 AM

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tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 10:30 AM

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crisp flax Nov 26, 2025, 10:32 AM

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amber ermine Nov 26, 2025, 10:33 AM

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brave shore Nov 26, 2025, 10:34 AM

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idle egret Nov 26, 2025, 10:41 AM

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long vine Nov 26, 2025, 10:49 AM

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unreal moat Nov 26, 2025, 10:59 AM

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dim sphinx Nov 26, 2025, 11:21 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @dim sphinx, @long vine, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @tulip adder, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @crisp flax, @idle egret, @amber ermine, and @glass vine
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@idle egret smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@livid shuttle distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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After partying all night, @fathom barn was shot by @long vine in a swimming pool. @fathom barn died.

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@fiery belfry moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @fiery belfry died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@tulip adder used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @tulip adder died.

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@brave shore verbally roasted @unreal moat so hard that they burst into flames. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @raw moss died.

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@crisp flax found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@tight niche walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@crisp flax angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @crisp flax's floating house. @crisp flax died.

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@idle egret jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @idle egret died.

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@dim sphinx equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@amber ermine fed @long vine several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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Thanks to @amber ermine's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @brave shore's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @amber ermine died.

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@glass vine made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @glass vine died.

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@dim sphinx stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @dim sphinx died.

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@tight niche looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @long vine spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@long vine jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was in the middle of taking a shower when @brave shore took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @glass vine
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 8th place: @crisp flax
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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raw moss Nov 26, 2025, 11:37 AM

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long vine Nov 26, 2025, 11:40 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 26, 2025, 11:42 AM

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lean dew Nov 26, 2025, 12:10 PM

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tulip adder Nov 26, 2025, 12:22 PM

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fiery belfry Nov 26, 2025, 12:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 12:30 PM

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unreal moat Nov 26, 2025, 12:31 PM

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brave shore Nov 26, 2025, 12:37 PM

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small otter Nov 26, 2025, 12:39 PM

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fathom barn Nov 26, 2025, 12:44 PM

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amber ermine Nov 26, 2025, 12:47 PM

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near mortar Nov 26, 2025, 12:53 PM

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nova plover Nov 26, 2025, 12:53 PM

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pulsar mantle Nov 26, 2025, 1:09 PM

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plush otter Nov 26, 2025, 1:17 PM

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unreal moat Nov 26, 2025, 1:20 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @pulsar mantle, @small otter, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @plush otter, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @tulip adder, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @lean dew, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@near mortar won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@amber ermine and @long vine were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@fathom barn's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @fathom barn died.

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@tulip adder tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @pulsar mantle. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @pulsar mantle died.

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@plush otter tried to confess their love to @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@fiery belfry just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @small otter was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @small otter died.

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@nova plover tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@brave shore drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @brave shore died.

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@livid shuttle spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@plush otter tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @plush otter died.

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@amber ermine promised to @fiery belfry that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@raw moss got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @livid shuttle wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@fiery belfry found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @fiery belfry died.

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@lean dew was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@tight niche started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@tulip adder was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @long vine's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @tulip adder died.

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@unreal moat used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@nova plover gazed at clouds with @long vine. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@unreal moat started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@amber ermine "borrowed" @near mortar's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @near mortar's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @amber ermine could return it.

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@unreal moat kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tranquil wyvern had had enough, so they scooped @unreal moat to death with an ice cream spoon. @unreal moat died.

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@lean dew made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@lean dew took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @lean dew died.

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@amber ermine found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @amber ermine pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tranquil wyvern aimed a spinning toy at @nova plover, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @raw moss randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@livid shuttle fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tight niche and @long vine to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@raw moss was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@nova plover tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @nova plover died.

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@amber ermine started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@long vine constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@amber ermine traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @raw moss dyed.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @tranquil wyvern some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @long vine accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @long vine died.

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@tight niche invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@raw moss tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@raw moss heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @raw moss stopped because their voice became horse.

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After @tight niche drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 26, 2025, 1:39 PM

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proud nebula Nov 26, 2025, 1:39 PM

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plush otter Nov 26, 2025, 1:39 PM

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amber ermine Nov 26, 2025, 1:40 PM

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long vine Nov 26, 2025, 1:40 PM

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noble island Nov 26, 2025, 1:42 PM

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unreal moat Nov 26, 2025, 1:44 PM

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chrome steeple Nov 26, 2025, 1:59 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 26, 2025, 2:02 PM

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fathom barn Nov 26, 2025, 2:11 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 26, 2025, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 2:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @noble island, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @plush otter, @proud nebula, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@fathom barn fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @fathom barn died.

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@noble island tried to attack @tranquil wyvern by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @noble island died.

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@plush otter drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@long vine sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @long vine died.

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@proud nebula went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@carmine cairn threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @plush otter would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @plush otter died.

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@raw moss looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@amber ermine found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@proud nebula followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @proud nebula died.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@unreal moat was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@chrome steeple walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @chrome steeple died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @amber ermine needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tight niche was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @carmine cairn in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@tight niche crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@carmine cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@raw moss uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@tight niche somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tight niche's chests for the rest of its life.

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@carmine cairn and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@carmine cairn opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @carmine cairn's neck. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @proud nebula
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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@still wave, @mortal cargo, @carmine cairn, @small otter, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @proud nebula, @jolly swift, @tulip adder, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @wispy sable, and @amber ermine
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@tulip adder invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@amber ermine tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@still wave lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @still wave died.

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@mortal cargo was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @mortal cargo died.

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@peak yoke desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@small otter saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @small otter died.

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@unreal moat tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@kind scroll took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @proud nebula's Rod of Discord.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @raw moss flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tranquil wyvern found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@wispy sable will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@tight niche got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@jolly swift caused @carmine cairn to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@unreal moat took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@proud nebula read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@amber ermine found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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Poor @tulip adder. @tulip adder keeps getting pinged over and over again. @tulip adder is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @tulip adder. @tulip adder. @tulip adder.

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@proud nebula accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @proud nebula died.

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@tulip adder was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @tulip adder died.

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@unreal moat brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @peak yoke died.

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@wispy sable wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@amber ermine wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@carmine cairn tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@kind scroll covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@wispy sable was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @wispy sable died.

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@tight niche escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@amber ermine realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@jolly swift wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@tight niche tried to throw a Solar Eruption at @kind scroll before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@kind scroll ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @kind scroll died.

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@jolly swift ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @jolly swift's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@tight niche found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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The moon hit @carmine cairn's eye like a big pizza pie. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @wispy sable
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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earnest apex Nov 26, 2025, 4:28 PM

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tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 4:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @dull raven, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @plush otter, and @earnest apex
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@tranquil wyvern and @peak yoke attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@sweet fractal baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @nova plover died.

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@jolly swift wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @dull raven's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @dull raven died.

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@earnest apex wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@unreal moat's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @peak yoke died.

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@plush otter was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @plush otter died.

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@earnest apex took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@tranquil wyvern started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @tranquil wyvern - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @tranquil wyvern then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@tight niche was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@earnest apex found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @earnest apex died.

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@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@jolly swift practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @tight niche and @carmine cairn got their chainsaws ready.

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@raw moss gave a hug to @jolly swift and almost choked them to death!

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@tight niche threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tight niche unlocked the power of flight!

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@carmine cairn found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@jolly swift vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@tight niche declared that 64 was their favorite number. @carmine cairn wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @tight niche by stabbing them 64 times. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @dull raven

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earnest apex Nov 26, 2025, 5:18 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 26, 2025, 5:20 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @plush otter, @earnest apex, @weary crane, and @gaunt coral
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@sweet fractal was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@plush otter equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @sweet fractal into approaching. @plush otter then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @sweet fractal with two Sniper Rifle shots. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @raw moss died.

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@glacial totem's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Fiery Greatsword was nice and clean, but their Boreal Wood Bow's string broke, and their Diamond Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@gaunt coral was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @unreal moat's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tranquil wyvern's ego received a small boost.

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@tight niche bashed @peak yoke in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@peak yoke swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @peak yoke died.

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@plush otter thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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The Wizard showed @tight niche their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@glacial totem became convinced that @earnest apex was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @earnest apex, who was left very confused (and wet).

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @plush otter was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @plush otter died.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@earnest apex thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @earnest apex's potions with Red Potions. @earnest apex died.

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@gaunt coral tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @weary crane's head instead. @weary crane died.

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@glacial totem tried attacking @tight niche, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@gaunt coral loves @tight niche to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @gaunt coral died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@tranquil wyvern gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@carmine cairn drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @glacial totem appeared instead.

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@tight niche dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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A Martian Probe spotted @carmine cairn, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @carmine cairn was too boring.

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@glacial totem shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @glacial totem's face. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gaunt coral
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 26, 2025, 5:38 PM

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earnest apex Nov 26, 2025, 5:49 PM

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peak yoke Nov 26, 2025, 5:53 PM

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glacial totem Nov 26, 2025, 6:55 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @dawn fractal, @livid shuttle, @glass vine, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @peak yoke, @noble island, and @earnest apex
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@peak yoke used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @peak yoke then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@dawn fractal started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@sacred grove made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @dawn fractal joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @dawn fractal died.

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@livid shuttle was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@earnest apex tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@glass vine put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @glass vine died.

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@nova plover used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @nova plover died.

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@glacial totem activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @glacial totem died.

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@next hemlock and @tight niche had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@raw moss tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @raw moss died.

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@sacred grove learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @sacred grove died.

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@noble island and @earnest apex strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @noble island suggested using cover against them. @earnest apex recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@tranquil wyvern went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@tight niche laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@peak yoke fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@next hemlock wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @noble island on a spit. @noble island died.

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@carmine cairn went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@carmine cairn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@earnest apex stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@next hemlock discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@next hemlock tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @next hemlock didn't know that.

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@carmine cairn suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@next hemlock's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @next hemlock died.

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@tranquil wyvern is hvinga stroker n. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @noble island
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Nov 26, 2025, 7:41 PM

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raw moss Nov 26, 2025, 7:42 PM

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wide prism Nov 26, 2025, 7:45 PM

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nova plover Nov 26, 2025, 8:17 PM

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brave shore Nov 26, 2025, 8:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 8:19 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 26, 2025, 8:21 PM

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proud lava Nov 26, 2025, 8:21 PM

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noble island Nov 26, 2025, 8:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 8:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @noble island, @brave shore, and @wide prism
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@brave shore started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@proud lava tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @proud lava died.

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@raw moss tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Flower of Frost.

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@peak yoke complained to @nova plover that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@wide prism sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@tight niche accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@noble island dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @noble island is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@nova plover cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@tight niche and @brave shore huddled around @tranquil wyvern to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @tranquil wyvern's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@wide prism splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @peak yoke observed disapprovingly.

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While playing at the beach, @carmine cairn buried @noble island in the sand. It took @noble island several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@wide prism and @peak yoke were about to face off, but @wide prism had to run off to the restroom first.

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@tight niche learned all of @brave shore's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@nova plover screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@peak yoke stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @peak yoke died.

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@noble island tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @noble island died.

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@nova plover stole @brave shore's lemons. @brave shore got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @nova plover's house down.

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@brave shore tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @brave shore died.

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@wide prism was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @wide prism died.

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@tight niche and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tight niche's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@tight niche had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@tranquil wyvern built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@nova plover received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @tranquil wyvern was blown to smithereens. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@carmine cairn was tired of @tight niche constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tight niche's front yard. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @noble island
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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proud lava Nov 26, 2025, 8:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 8:39 PM

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noble island Nov 26, 2025, 8:39 PM

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peak yoke Nov 26, 2025, 8:41 PM

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nova plover Nov 26, 2025, 8:44 PM

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clear mortar Nov 26, 2025, 8:45 PM

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brave shore Nov 26, 2025, 8:46 PM

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weary crane Nov 26, 2025, 9:07 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 26, 2025, 9:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 9:28 PM

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tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 9:28 PM

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glacial totem Nov 26, 2025, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 9:30 PM

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hot kelp Nov 26, 2025, 9:32 PM

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long vine Nov 26, 2025, 9:43 PM

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proud nebula Nov 26, 2025, 10:23 PM

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brazen plaza Nov 26, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 10:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @proud nebula, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @brazen plaza, @hot kelp, @clear mortar, @peak yoke, @noble island, @long vine, @brave shore, and @weary crane
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@proud nebula took aim at @weary crane from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@proud lava forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @proud lava wasn't a Slime, @proud lava was endlessly beaten. @proud lava died.

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@noble island wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@clear mortar found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@hot kelp started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@nova plover spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @brazen plaza. @nova plover died.

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@glacial totem told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@hot kelp started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @hot kelp died.

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@noble island returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@clear mortar ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @clear mortar died.

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@carmine cairn climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @brazen plaza and @brave shore.

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@long vine zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@weary crane yelled, "Duck!" @peak yoke excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @peak yoke died.

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@noble island used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @noble island died.

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@proud nebula adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @tight niche wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @proud nebula all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@long vine put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@long vine hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @long vine died.

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@brave shore called @carmine cairn on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @brave shore died.

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@weary crane sniped @proud nebula with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @weary crane, it was opposite day. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn compressed @proud nebula until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @proud nebula died.

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@tight niche played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@brazen plaza grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@tight niche got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@carmine cairn wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@carmine cairn spiced up @brazen plaza's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @brazen plaza died.

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@tight niche had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tight niche wasn't a pie. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 4th place: @proud nebula
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @noble island
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @clear mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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hot kelp Nov 26, 2025, 10:39 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Nov 26, 2025, 10:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 10:54 PM

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deep shuttle Nov 26, 2025, 11:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 11:14 PM

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proud nebula Nov 26, 2025, 11:15 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 26, 2025, 11:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 11:28 PM

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tight niche Nov 26, 2025, 11:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 11:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

earnest apex Nov 27, 2025, 12:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 12:06 AM

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@earnest apex, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Nov 27, 2025, 12:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 12:25 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

grim palm Nov 27, 2025, 12:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 12:35 AM

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@grim palm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 27, 2025, 12:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 12:35 AM

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tidal bane Nov 27, 2025, 1:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:07 AM

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timid hull Nov 27, 2025, 1:23 AM

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thick steppe Nov 27, 2025, 1:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:23 AM

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@timid hull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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velvet dune Nov 27, 2025, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:30 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 14 players remaining.
@timid hull, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @proud nebula, @grim palm, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @earnest apex, @long vine, @weary crane, @tidal bane, @velvet dune, and @thick steppe
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The fighting begins again!

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Rumors started spreading that @long vine was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @long vine.

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@proud nebula drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@timid hull was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @timid hull's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @timid hull died.

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@earnest apex paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Tactical Shotgun.

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@grim palm vaporized @tight niche with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @tight niche died.

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@tidal bane tried to deal a finishing blow to @carmine cairn, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@hot kelp tried to attack @peak yoke with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@proud nebula took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @proud nebula died.

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@grim palm and @weary crane decided to play catch with a Bladetongue. @grim palm missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @grim palm died.

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@earnest apex filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@hot kelp was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @hot kelp barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @hot kelp died.

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@peak yoke wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tidal bane wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @peak yoke killed the Traveling Merchant first. @peak yoke died.

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@weary crane tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@long vine drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@carmine cairn tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@earnest apex disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @deep shuttle, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @deep shuttle died.

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@tidal bane tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@earnest apex played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @earnest apex died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @long vine was the bartender, @carmine cairn was the DJ, and @weary crane was the pinata. @weary crane died.

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@long vine wished for the ability to fly. @velvet dune granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@tidal bane patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @thick steppe in disguise.

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@carmine cairn found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@thick steppe broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @thick steppe died.

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There was a snake in @velvet dune's boot! @velvet dune died.

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@tidal bane activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @tidal bane died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tidal bane
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @hot kelp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 1:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:41 AM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Nov 27, 2025, 1:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:53 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 27, 2025, 1:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 1:56 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lean dew Nov 27, 2025, 2:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:01 AM

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@lean dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Nov 27, 2025, 2:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:12 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 27, 2025, 2:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:18 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane Nov 27, 2025, 2:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:22 AM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

small otter Nov 27, 2025, 2:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:52 AM

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@small otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 27, 2025, 2:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 2:56 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 27, 2025, 3:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 3:10 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 3:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @small otter, @glacial totem, @hot kelp, @peak yoke, @lean dew, @long vine, @earnest apex, @weary crane, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@small otter encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @small otter died.

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@hot kelp saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@hot kelp carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @hot kelp died.

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@peak yoke kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @peak yoke red. @peak yoke died.

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@lean dew ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @lean dew died.

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@carmine cairn called @long vine a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@earnest apex overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@earnest apex wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @earnest apex died.

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@weary crane was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @weary crane died.

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@tidal bane suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @tidal bane died.

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@glacial totem summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @hot kelp
100 points go to 10th place: @small otter

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

earnest apex Nov 27, 2025, 3:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 3:45 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

teal sparrow Nov 27, 2025, 3:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 3:47 AM

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@teal sparrow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raven carbon Nov 27, 2025, 3:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 3:51 AM

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@raven carbon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hot kelp Nov 27, 2025, 3:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 3:51 AM

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@hot kelp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 27, 2025, 3:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 3:57 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud nebula Nov 27, 2025, 3:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 27, 2025, 3:59 AM

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@proud nebula, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 27, 2025, 4:03 AM

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bb!register