#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 49

carmine cairn Nov 25, 2025, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 3:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@short nymph, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @plush otter, @sacred grove, @exotic saddle, @fiery belfry, @earnest apex, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@earnest apex claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @sacred grove was morbidly interested.

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@carmine cairn brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@fiery belfry used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@remote pumice tried to assassinate @short nymph, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@peak yoke overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@long vine found @plush otter sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@exotic saddle found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@brave shore wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @short nymph into an apple. @short nymph died.

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@remote pumice encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @remote pumice died.

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@plush otter equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @fiery belfry chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @plush otter's shattered corpse. @plush otter died.

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@sacred grove learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @sacred grove died.

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@peak yoke decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@exotic saddle wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @earnest apex wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @exotic saddle killed the Traveling Merchant first. @exotic saddle died.

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@fiery belfry used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@long vine forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@peak yoke stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@brave shore slammed @earnest apex into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @earnest apex died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @carmine cairn over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@peak yoke tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@brave shore became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@long vine made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @long vine died.

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@brave shore forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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plush otter Nov 25, 2025, 3:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 3:37 AM

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@plush otter, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Nov 25, 2025, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 3:39 AM

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long vine Nov 25, 2025, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 3:39 AM

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maiden onyx Nov 25, 2025, 3:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 3:44 AM

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unreal moat Nov 25, 2025, 4:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 4:07 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 25, 2025, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 4:25 AM

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fathom barn Nov 25, 2025, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 4:25 AM

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weary crane Nov 25, 2025, 4:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 4:27 AM

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tight niche Nov 25, 2025, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 4:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 4:48 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sacred grove Nov 25, 2025, 5:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 5:18 AM

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@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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brave shore Nov 25, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sacred grove, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @plush otter, @long vine, @brave shore, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @fathom barn was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @fathom barn had ever been in. @fathom barn died.

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@unreal moat was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @unreal moat died.

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@maiden onyx had a wholesome reunion with @potent talon, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@potent talon challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @potent talon died.

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@plush otter fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @plush otter died.

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@weary crane found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @weary crane died.

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@sacred grove summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @sacred grove died.

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@maiden onyx got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @maiden onyx died.

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@tight niche found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@livid shuttle stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@long vine found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@brave shore was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@tight niche found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@long vine went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @brave shore had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @long vine died.

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@tight niche pulled out their Death Sickle and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @tight niche pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@brave shore donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@tight niche declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tight niche's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@tight niche decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@brave shore heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@brave shore went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@carmine cairn tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@brave shore hadn't seen @carmine cairn in a long time, and missed them. @carmine cairn aimed a Sniper Rifle at @brave shore from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @maiden onyx
100 points go to 7th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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potent talon Nov 25, 2025, 5:42 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 5:42 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 25, 2025, 5:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 5:48 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 25, 2025, 6:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:13 AM

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raw moss Nov 25, 2025, 6:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:20 AM

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glacial totem Nov 25, 2025, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:28 AM

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tight niche Nov 25, 2025, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Nov 25, 2025, 6:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:31 AM

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amber ermine Nov 25, 2025, 6:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:51 AM

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long vine Nov 25, 2025, 6:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:51 AM

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proud lava Nov 25, 2025, 7:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 7:05 AM

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peak yoke Nov 25, 2025, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 7:29 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@livid shuttle was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@proud lava was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @proud lava died.

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@long vine couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@tranquil wyvern and @glacial totem got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@amber ermine tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@peak yoke invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@brave shore threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@glacial totem tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @glacial totem died.

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@potent talon threw @unreal moat in the washing machine and turned it on. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore used their embezzled funds to shred through @potent talon with a Coin Gun. @potent talon died.

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@livid shuttle saw @raw moss trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @livid shuttle is calling the police!

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@long vine replaced @peak yoke's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@livid shuttle discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @long vine died.

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@raw moss started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Nov 25, 2025, 7:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 7:36 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 25, 2025, 7:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 7:44 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 25, 2025, 7:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 7:45 AM

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brave shore Nov 25, 2025, 7:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 7:50 AM

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long vine Nov 25, 2025, 7:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 7:59 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 25, 2025, 8:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 8:02 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 25, 2025, 8:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 8:12 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 25, 2025, 8:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 8:12 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 25, 2025, 8:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 8:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@unreal moat popped @livid shuttle by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @livid shuttle died.

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@glacial totem left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@peak yoke became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@long vine cut a specific wire in @amber ermine's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @amber ermine died.

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@glacial totem landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @glacial totem accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss hid from @brave shore by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@tranquil wyvern found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tranquil wyvern pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@peak yoke drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tight niche mopped @peak yoke up with a tissue. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern was ordered by @brave shore to sing a song or be killed. @tranquil wyvern tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @raw moss's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@tight niche tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@brave shore started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @long vine and @tight niche.

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@raw moss used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@brave shore accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@brave shore got impaled by Mourning Wood. @brave shore died.

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@long vine got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @long vine, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @long vine died.

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@raw moss accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@tight niche invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@raw moss became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Nov 25, 2025, 8:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 8:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 25, 2025, 8:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 8:52 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 25, 2025, 8:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 8:54 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 25, 2025, 9:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 9:10 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 25, 2025, 9:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 9:21 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 25, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 9:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@barren ore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

fathom barn Nov 25, 2025, 9:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 9:37 AM

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 25, 2025, 9:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 9:39 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled tusk Nov 25, 2025, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 25, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@grizzled tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @barren ore, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle cut through @fathom barn with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @fathom barn died.

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@brave shore had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@long vine offered to add a gold trim to @tight niche's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@barren ore tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @barren ore died.

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@amber ermine heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@fiery belfry contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@unreal moat came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@livid shuttle shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @livid shuttle's face. @livid shuttle died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @grizzled tusk managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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A monkey dramatically raised @unreal moat up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @unreal moat off said cliff. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@long vine hid an actuator in @amber ermine's lunch. Later that day, @amber ermine stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @tranquil wyvern shot them with an arrow. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @raw moss concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@grizzled tusk found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@grizzled tusk forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @grizzled tusk wasn't a Slime, @grizzled tusk was endlessly beaten. @grizzled tusk died.

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There was a snake in @brave shore's boot! @brave shore died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @raw moss used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @raw moss died.

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@long vine threw a Stink Potion at @tight niche. @tight niche threw a Toxic Flask right back. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 11 players remaining.
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@tight niche hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@tranquil wyvern started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@raw moss tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@amber ermine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @noble island observed disapprovingly.

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@unreal moat drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@livid shuttle saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @fathom barn instead. @fathom barn died.

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@livid shuttle became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @livid shuttle died.

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@real gale invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@amber ermine started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@unreal moat and @real gale were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@oak lion shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @oak lion died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@long vine pumped @real gale full of lead. No one was hurt, but @real gale's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tranquil wyvern found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@unreal moat asked @raw moss to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @unreal moat died.

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@noble island launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@long vine flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@real gale threw @noble island in the washing machine and turned it on. @noble island died.

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@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@tranquil wyvern wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@raw moss hid from @real gale by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@long vine fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@long vine decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @long vine died.

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@tight niche performed surgery on a grape.

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@real gale's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @real gale died.

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@raw moss ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @tranquil wyvern dried.

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@tranquil wyvern picked a fight with a goose. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tight niche panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @noble island
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @oak lion
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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raw moss Nov 25, 2025, 12:17 PM

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brave shore Nov 25, 2025, 12:23 PM

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peak epoch Nov 25, 2025, 12:26 PM

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unreal moat Nov 25, 2025, 12:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 25, 2025, 12:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @peak epoch, @sweet fractal, @oak temple, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @plush otter, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@fiery belfry combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@livid shuttle used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @livid shuttle died.

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@peak epoch was ordered by @plush otter to sing a song or be killed. @peak epoch tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @peak epoch died.

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@oak temple was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@brave shore rescued @unreal moat from drowning, but in reverse. @unreal moat died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @brave shore excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@plush otter played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @plush otter died.

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@sweet fractal donned a Martian costume and chased @long vine in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @long vine died.

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@fiery belfry's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@brave shore asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@tight niche overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@tranquil wyvern was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@sweet fractal tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@raw moss slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @sweet fractal's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @sweet fractal died.

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@tight niche was building a nice house. @brave shore asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @tight niche just looked confused.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@raw moss somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@tranquil wyvern tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@tight niche tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@brave shore tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@raw moss wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@raw moss's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @raw moss responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@brave shore used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@tight niche sacrificed @brave shore by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss lured @tight niche into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @tight niche's dust allergy! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Nov 25, 2025, 12:38 PM

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plush otter Nov 25, 2025, 12:41 PM

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unreal moat Nov 25, 2025, 1:11 PM

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tight niche Nov 25, 2025, 1:14 PM

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pulsar mantle Nov 25, 2025, 1:15 PM

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real gale Nov 25, 2025, 1:28 PM

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zenith root Nov 25, 2025, 1:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @pulsar mantle, @long vine, @plush otter, @real gale, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @zenith root, and @amber ermine
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@long vine made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@sweet fractal built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @sweet fractal died.

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@pulsar mantle was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @pulsar mantle into the freezing cold water. @pulsar mantle died.

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@amber ermine hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@livid shuttle adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@fiery belfry and @raw moss found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@long vine dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @long vine died.

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@unreal moat recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @unreal moat concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@real gale made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@plush otter tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @plush otter keeled over from a heart attack. @plush otter died.

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@raw moss accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @raw moss allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@fiery belfry forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @fiery belfry died.

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@livid shuttle drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@tight niche accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@zenith root told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @amber ermine and @unreal moat.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @amber ermine was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@tight niche was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

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@real gale went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @real gale decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@zenith root went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @zenith root died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@real gale tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @real gale died.

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@livid shuttle was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@raw moss wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@raw moss, @tight niche, and @livid shuttle raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@tight niche tried hacking into @raw moss's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @raw moss's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@livid shuttle wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @livid shuttle died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tight niche. Queen Bee died.

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@raw moss visited @tight niche, but no one was home. @raw moss felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@tight niche sat on a wall. @tight niche had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @tight niche together again. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Nov 25, 2025, 1:39 PM

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plush otter Nov 25, 2025, 1:42 PM

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nova plover Nov 25, 2025, 1:46 PM

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raw moss Nov 25, 2025, 1:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 25, 2025, 2:00 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 25, 2025, 2:20 PM

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tight niche Nov 25, 2025, 2:29 PM

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fiery belfry Nov 25, 2025, 2:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @plush otter, @fiery belfry, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@sweet fractal tried to explain to @raw moss that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @raw moss countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @sweet fractal died.

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@fiery belfry kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@unreal moat found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @carmine cairn to check it out. @carmine cairn decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@plush otter was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @plush otter died.

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@unreal moat didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@nova plover couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Yellow Phaseblade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @nova plover's heart and brain. @nova plover died.

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@amber ermine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@fiery belfry gave @raw moss a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @raw moss gave @fiery belfry a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss won in a fight against @tranquil wyvern by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche opened the front door and saw @carmine cairn trying to murder the Guide. @tight niche slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@raw moss was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @tight niche blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

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@peak epoch was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @peak epoch died.

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@weary crane tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@grim palm handed @fathom barn a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @fathom barn died.

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@jolly swift summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @weary crane's life points directly. @weary crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@carmine cairn found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@deep shuttle found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@glass vine had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@amber ermine thought that @sweet fractal was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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Low on health, @sweet fractal hid from @near urchin by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @sweet fractal died.

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@viscid orchid painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@viscid orchid made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @viscid orchid died.

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@earnest apex and @wet crypt were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@deep shuttle wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@wet crypt tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@unreal moat curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @unreal moat in half. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@near mortar and @jolly swift had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @glass vine sped up the process by stabbing @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@near urchin sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@wet crypt got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @wet crypt, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @wet crypt died.

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@grim palm flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @grim palm died.

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@amber ermine made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@amber ermine found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@earnest apex found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @earnest apex died.

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@near urchin contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@tranquil wyvern and @near urchin played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tranquil wyvern was the chicken. @near urchin died.

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@carmine cairn pranked @peak yoke by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@peak yoke thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @amber ermine was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @amber ermine died.

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@glass vine tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tranquil wyvern and @gritty steeple, who did not approve of gambling.

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@carmine cairn started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@glass vine threatened @tight niche with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tight niche informed @glass vine as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @glass vine died.

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@jolly swift and @tight niche built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@gritty steeple tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @gritty steeple extremely rich.

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@tranquil wyvern dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @deep shuttle fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@carmine cairn found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@jolly swift drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@gritty steeple tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @gritty steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@carmine cairn used a Medusa Head on @jolly swift and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @jolly swift died.

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@deep shuttle stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @carmine cairn thought her hands were more interesting.

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@tranquil wyvern read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@tight niche got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @gritty steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @near urchin

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @tulip adder, @earnest apex, and @weary crane
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@weary crane tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@livid shuttle was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @livid shuttle died.

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@peak yoke swapped @amber ermine's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @amber ermine then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tranquil wyvern began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@earnest apex discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @earnest apex died.

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@weary crane squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@jolly swift tried to high-five @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@tight niche got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tight niche wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tight niche was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@tulip adder lulled @weary crane into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @weary crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift broke their fall with their own body. @jolly swift died.

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@tulip adder asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @raw moss, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @tulip adder to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @tulip adder died.

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@tight niche murdered @tranquil wyvern by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tulip adder
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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peak epoch Nov 25, 2025, 6:27 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@peak epoch, @gaunt coral, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @exotic saddle, @viscid orchid, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @gritty steeple, and @tight niche
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@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@viscid orchid finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@tranquil wyvern put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@earnest apex used their Ebonwood Sword to lop off @peak epoch's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @earnest apex invented golf. @peak epoch died.

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@gaunt coral always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @gaunt coral died.

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@sweet fractal comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@gritty steeple and @tight niche got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@raw moss constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@exotic saddle, @jolly swift, and @viscid orchid made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@gritty steeple watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@sweet fractal suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@tight niche found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@sweet fractal's skeleton decided that @sweet fractal wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @sweet fractal died.

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@exotic saddle made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@viscid orchid started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @viscid orchid died.

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@carmine cairn donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@earnest apex warned @tight niche not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tight niche trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@earnest apex hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@raw moss tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @gritty steeple's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@tight niche got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@gritty steeple stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @gritty steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern told @jolly swift that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @jolly swift took those words literally and peeled @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gritty steeple
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @glass vine, @viscid orchid, @carmine cairn, @still wave, @peak epoch, @sweet fractal, @glacial totem, @dull raven, @peak yoke, @plush otter, and @earnest apex
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@peak epoch started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@carmine cairn tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@plush otter wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@glass vine solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@sweet fractal was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@glacial totem went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @glacial totem's canvas.

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@dull raven watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@glass vine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @glass vine died.

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@tight niche ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@peak yoke hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @peak yoke could pull it to shore.

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@earnest apex crafted @viscid orchid into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @viscid orchid died.

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@tranquil wyvern began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@peak epoch tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @peak epoch died.

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@glacial totem tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@sweet fractal drank a Molotov Cocktail. @sweet fractal died.

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@earnest apex walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@carmine cairn practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@still wave trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@plush otter asked for @dull raven's autograph. At first, @dull raven was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@peak yoke blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @peak yoke's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@plush otter teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@dull raven and @tranquil wyvern spotted a Water Bolt on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@glacial totem accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @glacial totem died.

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@earnest apex used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@dull raven drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @dull raven died.

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@still wave drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@carmine cairn tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@still wave found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@peak yoke made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @peak yoke died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @plush otter accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @plush otter died.

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@tight niche started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@earnest apex tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@carmine cairn started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@still wave saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@earnest apex went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @earnest apex died.

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@still wave accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @still wave died. @still wave died. @still wave died. @still wave died.

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@tranquil wyvern's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @still wave
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @dull raven
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

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plush otter Nov 25, 2025, 7:40 PM

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earnest apex Nov 25, 2025, 7:44 PM

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limpid glacier Nov 25, 2025, 7:47 PM

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oak temple Nov 25, 2025, 8:00 PM

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deep shuttle Nov 25, 2025, 8:04 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 25, 2025, 8:15 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 25, 2025, 8:25 PM

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brave shore Nov 25, 2025, 8:28 PM

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tight niche Nov 25, 2025, 8:30 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 25, 2025, 8:32 PM

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earnest apex Nov 25, 2025, 9:00 PM

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long vine Nov 25, 2025, 9:11 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 25, 2025, 9:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @limpid glacier, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @plush otter, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @earnest apex, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
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@carmine cairn talked with @exotic saddle about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@carmine cairn found a hill and started to roll down it. @carmine cairn was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @carmine cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@limpid glacier drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tight niche mopped @limpid glacier up with a tissue. @limpid glacier died.

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@plush otter decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@long vine chewed some gum. It made @long vine feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @long vine died.

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@plush otter dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @plush otter died.

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@exotic saddle was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @exotic saddle died.

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@glacial totem touched @brave shore's gun without permission. @glacial totem died.

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@deep shuttle faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@earnest apex started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@earnest apex was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche tried to shoot an apple off of @deep shuttle's head. @tight niche's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @deep shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @plush otter
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @limpid glacier

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plush otter Nov 25, 2025, 9:59 PM

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glacial totem Nov 25, 2025, 10:01 PM

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primal pawn Nov 25, 2025, 10:06 PM

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nova plover Nov 25, 2025, 10:09 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 25, 2025, 10:22 PM

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fiery belfry Nov 25, 2025, 10:28 PM

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indigo surge Nov 25, 2025, 10:29 PM

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long vine Nov 25, 2025, 10:42 PM

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noble island Nov 25, 2025, 11:14 PM

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turbid skiff Nov 25, 2025, 11:28 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@noble island, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @turbid skiff, @primal pawn, @plush otter, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @nova plover, @deep shuttle, and @indigo surge
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Santa Claus asked @noble island what they wanted for Christmas. @noble island replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@tranquil wyvern theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@noble island snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @noble island died.

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@turbid skiff modified @primal pawn's Chlorophyte Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @primal pawn was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @primal pawn died.

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@indigo surge took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@long vine slammed @plush otter into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @plush otter died.

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@nova plover invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@glacial totem accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @glacial totem died.

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@deep shuttle marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@deep shuttle did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@indigo surge stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @indigo surge died.

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@nova plover ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@fiery belfry chased @nova plover with their True Excalibur. @nova plover tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @fiery belfry. @nova plover died.

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@fiery belfry cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @fiery belfry's heart! @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@turbid skiff was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@long vine pointed a wooden wand at @tranquil wyvern and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@turbid skiff was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @turbid skiff died.

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After an intense fight, @carmine cairn was beaten by @long vine in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @long vine told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@tranquil wyvern began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@tranquil wyvern literally can't even. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@long vine tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @long vine was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @indigo surge
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @plush otter

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 25, 2025, 11:40 PM

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nova plover Nov 25, 2025, 11:50 PM

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glacial totem Nov 26, 2025, 12:01 AM

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weary crane Nov 26, 2025, 12:18 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 26, 2025, 12:21 AM

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turbid skiff Nov 26, 2025, 12:29 AM

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next hemlock Nov 26, 2025, 12:30 AM

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remote pumice Nov 26, 2025, 12:30 AM

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raw moss Nov 26, 2025, 12:54 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 26, 2025, 12:59 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 26, 2025, 1:04 AM

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icy jacinth Nov 26, 2025, 1:14 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 26, 2025, 1:28 AM

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lost nova Nov 26, 2025, 1:29 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @icy jacinth, @lost nova, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @exotic saddle, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @cosmic cosmos, @long vine, and @weary crane
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@next hemlock tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @next hemlock died.

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@nova plover tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@livid shuttle had a sleepover with @glacial totem, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@rancid citrus told @carmine cairn a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@exotic saddle felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@lost nova found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@cosmic cosmos literally impeached @icy jacinth by squashing them under a giant peach. @icy jacinth died.

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@raw moss refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@remote pumice's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @remote pumice! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@turbid skiff swung a Yellow Phasesaber at @rancid citrus, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@cosmic cosmos begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@glacial totem got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @glacial totem died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @raw moss tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @raw moss died.

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@weary crane found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@livid shuttle started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@long vine killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@exotic saddle stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@lost nova started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@exotic saddle was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @exotic saddle died.

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@remote pumice was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @cosmic cosmos, who was out swimming that day. @cosmic cosmos died.

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While @weary crane looked inside a Corruption chasm, @livid shuttle pranked them by pushing them inside. @weary crane died.

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@lost nova had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Sandgun. Obviously, this failed.

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@nova plover thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@lost nova found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@rancid citrus decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @rancid citrus died.

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@turbid skiff tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@long vine's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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Hey @lost nova, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @lost nova died.

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@livid shuttle sang a song to try to impress @long vine, @carmine cairn, and @turbid skiff. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@turbid skiff used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @turbid skiff died.

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@livid shuttle was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@long vine tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @long vine then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Nov 26, 2025, 1:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 1:43 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 26, 2025, 1:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 1:44 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

cosmic cosmos Nov 26, 2025, 1:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 1:57 AM

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@cosmic cosmos, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 26, 2025, 2:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 2:21 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet crypt Nov 26, 2025, 2:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 2:26 AM

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@wet crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

glacial totem Nov 26, 2025, 2:56 AM

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bb!register

proud lava Nov 26, 2025, 2:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 2:56 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Nov 26, 2025, 3:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 3:10 AM

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@weary crane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 26, 2025, 3:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 3:18 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Nov 26, 2025, 3:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 3:23 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sacred grove Nov 26, 2025, 3:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 26, 2025, 3:23 AM

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@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @livid shuttle, @wet crypt, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @sacred grove, @cosmic cosmos, @peak yoke, @long vine, @weary crane, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @proud lava died.

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@velvet dune became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@wet crypt traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@carmine cairn used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@livid shuttle got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @livid shuttle died.

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@peak yoke used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@cosmic cosmos drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@nova plover worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @wet crypt's eye sockets. @wet crypt died.

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@long vine became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@nova plover summoned a solar eclipse while @glacial totem was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @nova plover died.

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@cosmic cosmos was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@velvet dune found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.