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gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 11:00 PM

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weary crane Nov 22, 2025, 11:06 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 22, 2025, 11:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 11:25 PM

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fiery belfry Nov 22, 2025, 11:29 PM

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brave shore Nov 22, 2025, 11:53 PM

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grim palm Nov 23, 2025, 12:12 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 12:12 AM

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lost nova Nov 23, 2025, 12:15 AM

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mild crow Nov 23, 2025, 12:16 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @mild crow, @brave shore, @stone fossil, @fiery belfry, @glossy shale, @grim palm, @nova plover, and @lost nova
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@weary crane built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @weary crane died.

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@brave shore built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@lost nova painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@grim palm somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @grim palm's chests for the rest of its life.

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@stone fossil tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@long vine started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @long vine died.

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@glossy shale learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@carmine cairn returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@mild crow stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@stone fossil thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @stone fossil died.

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@fiery belfry flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @fiery belfry's face off with its bare hands. @fiery belfry died.

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@grim palm threatened @glossy shale with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @glossy shale informed @grim palm as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @grim palm died.

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@nova plover accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @nova plover, go jump off that cliff. @nova plover died.

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@mild crow was tired of @lost nova constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @lost nova's front yard. @lost nova died.

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@mild crow was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @mild crow died.

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@glossy shale put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @glossy shale whole. @glossy shale died.

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@carmine cairn poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@carmine cairn ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glossy shale
150 points go to 4th place: @mild crow
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glossy shale Nov 23, 2025, 12:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 12:37 AM

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mild crow Nov 23, 2025, 12:37 AM

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lost nova Nov 23, 2025, 12:38 AM

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nova plover Nov 23, 2025, 12:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 12:55 AM

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peak yoke Nov 23, 2025, 12:57 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 12:59 AM

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weary crane Nov 23, 2025, 1:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:00 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 23, 2025, 1:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:03 AM

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glacial totem Nov 23, 2025, 1:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:09 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 1:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:19 AM

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brave shore Nov 23, 2025, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @lost nova, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @peak yoke, @brave shore, @weary crane, @mild crow, and @glossy shale
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@rancid citrus told @peak yoke that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @peak yoke took those words literally and peeled @rancid citrus. @rancid citrus died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @dim spruce's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@brave shore was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@weary crane consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@glacial totem paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Gatligator.

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@nova plover tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @nova plover died.

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@glossy shale held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@carmine cairn was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @lost nova's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @lost nova died.

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@mild crow felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @glacial totem. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @glacial totem died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @dim spruce. @dim spruce died.

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@mild crow tried hacking into @brave shore's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @brave shore's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@peak yoke swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @peak yoke died.

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@weary crane wished for the ability to fly. @carmine cairn granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @weary crane died.

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@brave shore wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@tranquil wyvern thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@glossy shale purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @glossy shale ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@mild crow made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tranquil wyvern quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@mild crow wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @mild crow through the wall. @mild crow died.

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@glossy shale was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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While exploring the Jungle, @glossy shale needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @glossy shale. @glossy shale died.

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@brave shore went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@tranquil wyvern found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@brave shore tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy shale
150 points go to 5th place: @mild crow
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @lost nova

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

mild crow Nov 23, 2025, 1:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:39 AM

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peak yoke Nov 23, 2025, 1:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:42 AM

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earnest apex Nov 23, 2025, 1:43 AM

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 1:45 AM

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floral pollen Nov 23, 2025, 1:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:51 AM

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nova plover Nov 23, 2025, 1:57 AM

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glacial totem Nov 23, 2025, 2:12 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 2:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 2:26 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @ionic hawk, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, @floral pollen, @earnest apex, and @mild crow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@peak yoke accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@carmine cairn wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@nova plover received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @nova plover died.

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@floral pollen had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@raw moss transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @raw moss died.

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@ionic hawk tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @earnest apex started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@peak yoke and @fiery belfry had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @carmine cairn sped up the process by stabbing @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@floral pollen ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @floral pollen died.

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@glacial totem tried attacking @earnest apex, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@carmine cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@fiery belfry lulled @earnest apex into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @earnest apex died.

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@ionic hawk ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@carmine cairn got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@ionic hawk decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @ionic hawk died.

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@fiery belfry ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @fiery belfry died.

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@mild crow fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @mild crow died.

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@carmine cairn ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@carmine cairn chased @glacial totem with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @mild crow
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @floral pollen
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mild crow Nov 23, 2025, 2:37 AM

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 2:42 AM

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velvet dune Nov 23, 2025, 3:00 AM

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glacial totem Nov 23, 2025, 3:03 AM

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cobalt turtle Nov 23, 2025, 3:15 AM

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earnest apex Nov 23, 2025, 3:19 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 3:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 3:25 AM

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lost nova Nov 23, 2025, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 3:27 AM

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peak yoke Nov 23, 2025, 3:29 AM

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thick steppe Nov 23, 2025, 3:29 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 23, 2025, 3:30 AM

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next hemlock Nov 23, 2025, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 3:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @next hemlock, @carmine cairn, @mild crow, @velvet dune, @cobalt turtle, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @ionic hawk, @raw moss, @earnest apex, @lost nova, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@mild crow was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @mild crow died.

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@cobalt turtle forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @cobalt turtle died.

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@lost nova used their Green Phasesaber to lop off @glacial totem's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @lost nova invented golf. @glacial totem died.

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@earnest apex used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @earnest apex died.

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@rancid citrus contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @rancid citrus died.

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@velvet dune started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@carmine cairn teleported behind @thick steppe using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @thick steppe died.

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@peak yoke was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@velvet dune felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@ionic hawk spiced up @lost nova's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @lost nova died.

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@peak yoke literally can't even. @peak yoke died.

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@next hemlock zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@ionic hawk was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @ionic hawk died.

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@velvet dune fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @velvet dune died.

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@next hemlock was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@raw moss took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@carmine cairn and @next hemlock played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @carmine cairn was the chicken. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 3:39 AM

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peak yoke Nov 23, 2025, 3:41 AM

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earnest apex Nov 23, 2025, 3:48 AM

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zealous rapids Nov 23, 2025, 3:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 4:14 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 23, 2025, 4:24 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 4:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 4:24 AM

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brave shore Nov 23, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 4:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

unreal moat Nov 23, 2025, 4:36 AM

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long vine Nov 23, 2025, 4:42 AM

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meager iron Nov 23, 2025, 5:18 AM

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velvet dune Nov 23, 2025, 5:19 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 5:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 5:19 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 5:27 AM

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bb!register

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There are 13 players remaining.
@zealous rapids, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @velvet dune, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @meager iron, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@velvet dune and @zealous rapids were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@brave shore learned all of @deep shuttle's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@zealous rapids ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @zealous rapids died.

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@long vine made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @velvet dune constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @velvet dune died.

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@meager iron tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @livid shuttle, but it refused to listen because @meager iron didn't have enough badges.

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@livid shuttle tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @livid shuttle died.

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@peak yoke spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@unreal moat kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @unreal moat red. @unreal moat died.

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@meager iron found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@tight niche had @earnest apex lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @earnest apex, this wasn't a magic show. @earnest apex died.

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@peak yoke climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @raw moss and @carmine cairn.

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@peak yoke constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@raw moss drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @raw moss died.

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@meager iron and @brave shore played catch with a Paladin. @meager iron accidentally fumbled a catch. @meager iron died.

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@deep shuttle entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@peak yoke had the high ground, but @deep shuttle just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @peak yoke toppling to their doom. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche played Frisbee with @deep shuttle using a Light Disc, but @deep shuttle unfortunately didn't have five hands. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn trash talked @brave shore, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @carmine cairn suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche trapped @brave shore in a maze, but while they were taunting @brave shore, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @meager iron
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Nov 23, 2025, 5:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 5:36 AM

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 5:42 AM

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earnest apex Nov 23, 2025, 5:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 5:51 AM

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peak yoke Nov 23, 2025, 5:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 5:57 AM

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brave shore Nov 23, 2025, 6:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 6:00 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 6:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 6:20 AM

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zealous rapids Nov 23, 2025, 6:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 6:25 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 6:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@zealous rapids, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@peak yoke was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @zealous rapids was flattened by a road roller. @zealous rapids died.

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@carmine cairn brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@brave shore sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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The sun burnt @fiery belfry into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@brave shore tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @brave shore then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tight niche's artistic genius.

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@unreal moat burst with happiness, quite literally. @unreal moat died.

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@livid shuttle and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@peak yoke beat @earnest apex into a pulp with a stale baguette. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@fiery belfry shot @carmine cairn with a Water Gun. @carmine cairn shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@livid shuttle trapped @carmine cairn in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @carmine cairn managed to escape regardless.

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@peak yoke crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@raw moss wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @raw moss died.

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@fiery belfry fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @livid shuttle, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@tight niche befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@peak yoke dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry tried to steal @livid shuttle's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@livid shuttle got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @livid shuttle died.

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@fiery belfry was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @tight niche insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @tight niche, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @zealous rapids

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Nov 23, 2025, 6:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 6:40 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 23, 2025, 6:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 6:42 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary crane Nov 23, 2025, 6:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 6:43 AM

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dawn fractal Nov 23, 2025, 6:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 6:51 AM

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velvet dune Nov 23, 2025, 7:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 7:06 AM

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glacial totem Nov 23, 2025, 7:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 7:11 AM

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long vine Nov 23, 2025, 7:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 7:25 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 7:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 7:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

unreal moat Nov 23, 2025, 7:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 7:51 AM

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@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

glossy heath Nov 23, 2025, 8:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:02 AM

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@glossy heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Nov 23, 2025, 8:20 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:20 AM

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 8:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:21 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 23, 2025, 8:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:23 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 13 players remaining.
@weary crane, @glossy heath, @long vine, @brave shore, @velvet dune, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @dawn fractal
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@long vine ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@velvet dune won in a fight against @weary crane by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @weary crane died.

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@livid shuttle soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @livid shuttle dyed.

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@glossy heath was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @glossy heath died.

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@peak yoke performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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The Wizard showed @brave shore their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@glacial totem tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @glacial totem was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @glacial totem died.

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@dawn fractal started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@unreal moat released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @unreal moat, but it was very satisfying.

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@potent talon wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@dawn fractal made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@livid shuttle had a terrible night. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore became convinced that @unreal moat was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @unreal moat, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@peak yoke opportunistically attacked @unreal moat with a Stylish Scissors while their cell phone was ringing. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@long vine tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@raw moss was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @potent talon. @potent talon died.

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@tight niche tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@peak yoke trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@raw moss was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @raw moss died.

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@dawn fractal claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@long vine and @brave shore played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@dawn fractal made some Synonym Rolls for @brave shore and @velvet dune. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@tight niche followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @tight niche died.

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@peak yoke defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@dawn fractal tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @dawn fractal died.

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@velvet dune dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @velvet dune died.

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@long vine drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @dawn fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet dune Nov 23, 2025, 8:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:37 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 23, 2025, 8:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:37 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 23, 2025, 8:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:38 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 8:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:44 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 23, 2025, 8:46 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:46 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Nov 23, 2025, 8:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:56 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Nov 23, 2025, 9:01 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:01 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 23, 2025, 9:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:11 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 9:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:15 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zealous rapids Nov 23, 2025, 9:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:17 AM

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@zealous rapids, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 9:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @zealous rapids, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @unreal moat

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@zealous rapids used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @zealous rapids died.

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@tight niche took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @glacial totem and @potent talon ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@near mortar wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @near mortar died.

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@fiery belfry sang a song to try to impress @raw moss, @long vine, and @tranquil wyvern. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@unreal moat ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @potent talon died.

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Rumors started spreading that @long vine was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @long vine.

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@velvet dune flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @fiery belfry when the world was flipped.

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@glacial totem caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tranquil wyvern was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@velvet dune constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @long vine by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @velvet dune's positioning was a bit off. @velvet dune died.

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@raw moss flexed so hard on @fiery belfry that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@tranquil wyvern was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@long vine accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @long vine died.

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@brave shore joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@raw moss vaporized @brave shore with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@tight niche struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@tight niche lured @raw moss into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @raw moss's dust allergy! @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 9:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 23, 2025, 9:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:38 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@olive garden, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pseudo spruce Nov 23, 2025, 9:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:45 AM

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@pseudo spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 23, 2025, 9:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:48 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 9:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:53 AM

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proud lava Nov 23, 2025, 10:22 AM

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velvet dune Nov 23, 2025, 10:27 AM

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tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 10:28 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @low pier, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @velvet dune
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After @proud lava went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @proud lava died.

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@raw moss was cornered by @fiery belfry, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@low pier was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@livid shuttle used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@livid shuttle looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@olive garden drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@pseudo spruce went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @pseudo spruce's canvas.

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@tight niche and @velvet dune were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @tight niche played solitaire. @velvet dune stood behind them and watched.

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@tranquil wyvern and @fiery belfry spotted a Golden Shower on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@pseudo spruce received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @pseudo spruce died.

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@unreal moat suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@tight niche warned @raw moss not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @raw moss trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@long vine shot @unreal moat to death with a finger gun. @unreal moat died.

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@low pier walked into a bar. @olive garden laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@low pier hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @low pier died.

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@olive garden tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@fiery belfry tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Brand of the Inferno instead of a Bug Net.

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@fiery belfry realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @long vine died.

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@olive garden ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @olive garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern loves @tight niche to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@velvet dune was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @velvet dune died.

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@brave shore asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tight niche, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @brave shore to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@raw moss relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@tight niche didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @low pier
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 10:39 AM

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long vine Nov 23, 2025, 10:43 AM

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low pier Nov 23, 2025, 10:44 AM

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unreal moat Nov 23, 2025, 10:59 AM

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amber ermine Nov 23, 2025, 11:00 AM

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jolly swift Nov 23, 2025, 11:02 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 11:05 AM

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tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 11:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 11:27 AM

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long vine Nov 23, 2025, 11:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 11:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @low pier, @fiery belfry, and @long vine
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@livid shuttle was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @livid shuttle's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@fiery belfry swapped @amber ermine's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @amber ermine then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@unreal moat started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@unreal moat vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @unreal moat died.

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@olive garden smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@low pier went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @low pier died.

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@fiery belfry was buried under an avalanche that @jolly swift had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @fiery belfry died.

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@raw moss found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@olive garden saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @olive garden died.

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@jolly swift underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss tried to stab @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@long vine lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@raw moss slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @tight niche's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @low pier
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 23, 2025, 11:38 AM

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 11:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 11:39 AM

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jolly swift Nov 23, 2025, 11:39 AM

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mild crow Nov 23, 2025, 12:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 12:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 12:02 PM

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zealous rapids Nov 23, 2025, 12:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 12:19 PM

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brave shore Nov 23, 2025, 12:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 12:26 PM

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tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 12:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 12:28 PM

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near mortar Nov 23, 2025, 12:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @zealous rapids, @raw moss, @near mortar, @long vine, @brave shore, and @mild crow
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@zealous rapids wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@near mortar paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Rainbow Rod.

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@livid shuttle took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@olive garden went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @olive garden died.

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@jolly swift used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@tight niche was building a nice house. @tranquil wyvern asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @tight niche just looked confused.

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@raw moss talked with @brave shore about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@long vine wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@livid shuttle was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @livid shuttle died.

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@zealous rapids tried to get @raw moss to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @zealous rapids died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@near mortar curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @near mortar in half. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@brave shore added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@long vine was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @long vine died.

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@tight niche activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@jolly swift became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@mild crow used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @mild crow died.

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@tranquil wyvern swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore trapped @raw moss in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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While examining a strange emblem, @jolly swift accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@brave shore painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tight niche found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@raw moss wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@raw moss put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @mild crow
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @zealous rapids
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 12:40 PM

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fathom barn Nov 23, 2025, 12:40 PM

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near mortar Nov 23, 2025, 12:41 PM

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gentle smelt Nov 23, 2025, 12:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 12:45 PM

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unreal moat Nov 23, 2025, 12:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 12:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 12:58 PM

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wide prism Nov 23, 2025, 1:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:04 PM

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jolly swift Nov 23, 2025, 1:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:17 PM

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tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @gentle smelt, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@livid shuttle tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @gentle smelt demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @livid shuttle by two. @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@fathom barn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@jolly swift failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@tight niche's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tight niche sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@wide prism wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@unreal moat summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@gentle smelt fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @gentle smelt died.

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@tight niche literally gaslighted @wide prism by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @wide prism died.

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@jolly swift fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @jolly swift died.

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@fathom barn opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@fathom barn caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @fathom barn died.

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@raw moss became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@tranquil wyvern was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tranquil wyvern ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@tranquil wyvern asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss drew swords on the ground. @tight niche started stomping all over them. Furious, @raw moss picked one up and stabbed @tight niche with it.. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @gentle smelt
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fathom barn Nov 23, 2025, 1:41 PM

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raw moss Nov 23, 2025, 1:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:42 PM

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jolly swift Nov 23, 2025, 1:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:44 PM

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unreal moat Nov 23, 2025, 1:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 1:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 1:48 PM

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carmine lark Nov 23, 2025, 2:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 2:04 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 2:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 2:24 PM

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tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 2:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 2:30 PM

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weary crane Nov 23, 2025, 2:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 2:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

peak yoke Nov 23, 2025, 2:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 2:46 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 3:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 3:18 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @carmine lark, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, and @weary crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@fathom barn found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@tranquil wyvern overwhelmed @fathom barn with a storm of flying bananas. @fathom barn died.

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@weary crane wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@unreal moat found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@carmine lark took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @raw moss died.

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@unreal moat saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a The Undertaker. Obviously, this failed.

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@carmine lark wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@peak yoke wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @peak yoke died.

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@weary crane set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@weary crane started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tranquil wyvern from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tranquil wyvern die, so nothing actually happened.

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@carmine lark visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @carmine lark thought her hands were more interesting.

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@tight niche's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @tight niche died.

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@carmine lark tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @carmine lark died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine lark
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @nimble rock, @thick steppe, and @wide prism
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@livid shuttle fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @near mortar to death. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@wide prism found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@thick steppe and @deep shuttle were about to face off, but @thick steppe had to run off to the restroom first.

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@jolly swift opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to shoot @peak yoke using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @deep shuttle's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@wide prism multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@tight niche looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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After @peak yoke drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @deep shuttle died.

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@nimble rock jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@nimble rock went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @wide prism summoned the Impending Doom. @nimble rock died.

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@thick steppe tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @thick steppe died.

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@tight niche ripped @wide prism's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @wide prism. @wide prism died.

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@tight niche comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@tranquil wyvern escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@jolly swift got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@carmine cairn was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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Several players decided to form a band. @carmine cairn was the trumpet, @jolly swift was the clarinetist, @tight niche was the drummer, and @tranquil wyvern was the drum. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @nimble rock
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Nov 23, 2025, 4:38 PM

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low pier Nov 23, 2025, 4:54 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 4:59 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 5:20 PM

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glacial totem Nov 23, 2025, 5:26 PM

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grim palm Nov 23, 2025, 5:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent relic Nov 23, 2025, 6:03 PM

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bb!register

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 6:26 PM

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peak epoch Nov 23, 2025, 6:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @potent relic, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @peak epoch, @glacial totem, @grim palm, @low pier, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@potent relic found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @potent relic was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@potent relic took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @potent relic died.

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@glacial totem used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@low pier walked up to @fathom barn and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @low pier, that kills people! @fathom barn died.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@grim palm disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @peak epoch, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @peak epoch died.

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@carmine cairn dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tight niche fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@jolly swift found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@low pier tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @low pier died.

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@tight niche somehow convinced @peak yoke that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @peak yoke died.

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@grim palm tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @grim palm died.

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@jolly swift found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@tranquil wyvern was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @carmine cairn tried putting @tranquil wyvern back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@carmine cairn spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@jolly swift's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tight niche and @carmine cairn's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@carmine cairn bashed @tight niche in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@carmine cairn forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @low pier
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @peak epoch
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet carbon Nov 23, 2025, 6:41 PM

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bb!register

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viscid orchid Nov 23, 2025, 6:45 PM

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bB!register

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peak epoch Nov 23, 2025, 6:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 6:51 PM

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warped helm Nov 23, 2025, 6:59 PM

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slim cloud Nov 23, 2025, 7:02 PM

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velvet dune Nov 23, 2025, 7:23 PM

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wide prism Nov 23, 2025, 7:23 PM

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jolly swift Nov 23, 2025, 7:26 PM

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tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 7:27 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 7:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @wet carbon, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @carmine cairn, @peak epoch, @sweet fractal, @warped helm, @slim cloud, @velvet dune, and @wide prism
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@wet carbon started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @wet carbon died.

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@viscid orchid angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @viscid orchid died.

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@peak epoch gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @peak epoch died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@sweet fractal touched @velvet dune's gun without permission. @sweet fractal died.

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@slim cloud got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@warped helm accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @wide prism was watching. @warped helm died.

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@velvet dune built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@slim cloud got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @slim cloud died.

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@wide prism used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@wide prism's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @wide prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@velvet dune was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @velvet dune died.

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@jolly swift suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tranquil wyvern, who was out swimming that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @slim cloud
100 points go to 8th place: @warped helm
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @peak epoch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wet crypt Nov 23, 2025, 7:38 PM

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peak epoch Nov 23, 2025, 7:39 PM

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wide prism Nov 23, 2025, 7:39 PM

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peak yoke Nov 23, 2025, 7:41 PM

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velvet dune Nov 23, 2025, 7:41 PM

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slim cloud Nov 23, 2025, 7:46 PM

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proud lava Nov 23, 2025, 7:47 PM

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amber ermine Nov 23, 2025, 8:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 8:07 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 23, 2025, 8:20 PM

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grim palm Nov 23, 2025, 8:24 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 8:25 PM

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glacial totem Nov 23, 2025, 8:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 23, 2025, 8:27 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@peak epoch, @steel sentinel, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet dune, @slim cloud, @proud lava, @glacial totem, @wet crypt, @grim palm, @wide prism, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@tranquil wyvern started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@peak epoch pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @peak epoch looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @peak epoch died.

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@carmine cairn asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@velvet dune attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @amber ermine watched the carnage from a safe distance. @velvet dune died.

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@slim cloud stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @slim cloud died.

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@proud lava fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @peak yoke. @proud lava died.

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@wide prism accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @wide prism died.

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@peak yoke declared war on emus. The emus won. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@amber ermine asked @wet crypt to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@glacial totem found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@wet crypt started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @wet crypt died.

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@grim palm thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @grim palm's potions with Red Potions. @grim palm died.

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@sweet fractal became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @glacial totem had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @sweet fractal's suffering. @sweet fractal died.

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@steel sentinel found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@tight niche paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@tranquil wyvern hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@glacial totem started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@tight niche angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tight niche's floating house. @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@steel sentinel fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@carmine cairn realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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After eating supper together, @steel sentinel betrayed @carmine cairn in exchange for 30 silver coins. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 8th place: @wet crypt
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

wet crypt Nov 23, 2025, 8:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:39 PM

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@wet crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 23, 2025, 8:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:41 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 23, 2025, 8:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:41 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 23, 2025, 8:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:42 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Nov 23, 2025, 8:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 8:57 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 23, 2025, 9:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:19 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Nov 23, 2025, 9:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:19 PM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Nov 23, 2025, 9:25 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:25 PM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

nova plover Nov 23, 2025, 9:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:51 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 23, 2025, 9:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 9:57 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 23, 2025, 10:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 10:23 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet dune, @glacial totem, @wet crypt, @potent talon, @nova plover, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @steel sentinel died.

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@wet crypt made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @long vine joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @long vine died.

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@nova plover started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@brave shore found a hill and started to roll down it. @brave shore was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @brave shore died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @velvet dune was caught in the crossfire. @velvet dune died.

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@glacial totem fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @glacial totem died.

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@potent talon stopped a meteor from crushing @tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn with their own body. @potent talon died.

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@wet crypt played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@nova plover was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@peak yoke huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @nova plover also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@wet crypt found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@nova plover stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @nova plover died.

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Congratulations, @peak yoke! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @peak yoke died.

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@wet crypt didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @wet crypt died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @tranquil wyvern's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @wet crypt
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

wet crypt Nov 23, 2025, 10:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 10:38 PM

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@wet crypt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tulip walrus Nov 23, 2025, 10:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 10:38 PM

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@tulip walrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grim palm Nov 23, 2025, 10:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 10:49 PM

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@grim palm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 23, 2025, 10:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 23, 2025, 10:52 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.