#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 46

grim palm Nov 22, 2025, 12:40 AM

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long vine Nov 22, 2025, 12:43 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 22, 2025, 12:45 AM

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weary crane Nov 22, 2025, 12:46 AM

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raw moss Nov 22, 2025, 12:47 AM

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earnest apex Nov 22, 2025, 12:55 AM

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potent talon Nov 22, 2025, 12:56 AM

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static trout Nov 22, 2025, 12:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 1:28 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @raw moss, @grim palm, @dim spruce, @static trout, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @deep shuttle, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @weary crane
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The fighting begins again!

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@weary crane went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@grim palm won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@static trout equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @raw moss into approaching. @static trout then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @raw moss with two Sniper Rifle shots. @raw moss died.

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@long vine did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @potent talon, who happened to be passing by.

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@earnest apex practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@livid shuttle looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@peak yoke overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@dim spruce tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @dim spruce died.

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@deep shuttle found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@livid shuttle played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@grim palm declared war against @earnest apex because they didn't like something @earnest apex said in their AMA.

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@peak yoke saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@static trout attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @static trout died.

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@potent talon was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @potent talon suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@long vine lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@weary crane handed @peak yoke a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @peak yoke died.

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@livid shuttle saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@long vine appeared to be taking a group picture of @potent talon, @grim palm, and @deep shuttle. @long vine's selfie turned out great!

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@long vine worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@grim palm found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @grim palm walked out the door.

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@weary crane and @deep shuttle huddled around @earnest apex to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @earnest apex's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@livid shuttle was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@potent talon died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @potent talon died.

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@earnest apex read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @long vine died.

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@weary crane's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @weary crane died.

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@grim palm tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @grim palm died.

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@deep shuttle put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@deep shuttle was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @deep shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @deep shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @grim palm
150 points go to 4th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @dim spruce

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unreal moat Nov 22, 2025, 1:42 AM

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peak yoke Nov 22, 2025, 1:45 AM

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earnest apex Nov 22, 2025, 1:57 AM

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raw moss Nov 22, 2025, 1:59 AM

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grizzled abyss Nov 22, 2025, 2:03 AM

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long vine Nov 22, 2025, 2:09 AM

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weary crane Nov 22, 2025, 2:13 AM

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nova plover Nov 22, 2025, 2:18 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 22, 2025, 2:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 2:20 AM

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grim palm Nov 22, 2025, 2:27 AM

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brave shore Nov 22, 2025, 2:30 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @grim palm, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @grizzled abyss
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@peak yoke tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@weary crane's booty was plundered by pirates. @weary crane died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @raw moss knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@grizzled abyss watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@long vine thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@nova plover called @long vine a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@unreal moat baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@grim palm summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @brave shore's life points directly. @brave shore died.

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@livid shuttle hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @unreal moat died.

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@grim palm found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @peak yoke, who silenced @grim palm by filling their hiding place with water. @grim palm died.

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@earnest apex’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@grizzled abyss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @grizzled abyss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@grizzled abyss wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @earnest apex killed them. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@nova plover followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@peak yoke used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @peak yoke died.

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@grizzled abyss was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @grizzled abyss died.

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@carmine cairn commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@carmine cairn broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@raw moss started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @raw moss decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@raw moss merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@raw moss challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled abyss
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 22, 2025, 2:38 AM

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earnest apex Nov 22, 2025, 2:40 AM

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unreal moat Nov 22, 2025, 2:42 AM

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grim palm Nov 22, 2025, 2:47 AM

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grizzled abyss Nov 22, 2025, 2:51 AM

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peak yoke Nov 22, 2025, 2:55 AM

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static trout Nov 22, 2025, 3:10 AM

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long vine Nov 22, 2025, 3:14 AM

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brave shore Nov 22, 2025, 3:15 AM

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fiery belfry Nov 22, 2025, 3:17 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 22, 2025, 3:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 3:20 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @unreal moat, @static trout, @grim palm, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @peak yoke, and @grizzled abyss
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@long vine picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @long vine died.

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@unreal moat finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @unreal moat died.

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@fiery belfry descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @brave shore. Queen Bee died.

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@grim palm managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@static trout was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @static trout died.

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@grim palm smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @grim palm died.

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@raw moss dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @grizzled abyss diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@earnest apex activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @earnest apex died.

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@peak yoke hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@grizzled abyss went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@grizzled abyss was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @grizzled abyss died.

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@carmine cairn asked @raw moss if they "knew the way". @raw moss didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@fiery belfry brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@fiery belfry played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn climbed a tree without using their arms.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@brave shore screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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Out of boredom, @brave shore used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@raw moss vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled abyss
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 22, 2025, 3:39 AM

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long vine Nov 22, 2025, 3:39 AM

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glacial totem Nov 22, 2025, 3:40 AM

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grizzled abyss Nov 22, 2025, 3:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 3:41 AM

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peak yoke Nov 22, 2025, 3:41 AM

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earnest apex Nov 22, 2025, 3:46 AM

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hollow cape Nov 22, 2025, 3:48 AM

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unreal moat Nov 22, 2025, 4:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 4:00 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 22, 2025, 4:00 AM

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fathom barn Nov 22, 2025, 4:06 AM

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static trout Nov 22, 2025, 4:11 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 22, 2025, 4:25 AM

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grim palm Nov 22, 2025, 4:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @hollow cape, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @static trout, @grim palm, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, and @grizzled abyss
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@static trout was briefly jumpscared by @fathom barn wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@hollow cape drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@raw moss used a Medusa Head on @long vine and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem donated all of their organs to those in need. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @unreal moat died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @static trout some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@grim palm was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @grim palm let them be.

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@grim palm chewed some gum. It made @grim palm feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @grim palm died.

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@earnest apex was eaten by a tree. @earnest apex died.

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@fathom barn started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@peak yoke was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @deep shuttle barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@grizzled abyss went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @grizzled abyss died.

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@fathom barn gave @hollow cape Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @hollow cape died.

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@carmine cairn sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@carmine cairn stole @fathom barn's lemons. @fathom barn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@fathom barn baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @fathom barn died.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@raw moss playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Mythril Halberd. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 4th place: @hollow cape
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled abyss
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fathom barn Nov 22, 2025, 4:38 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @hollow cape, @rancid cave, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, @brave shore, and @weary crane
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@hollow cape ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @hollow cape died.

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@weary crane summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @grim palm felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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There once was a @rancid cave who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @rancid cave's insides, and all the animals were freed. @rancid cave died.

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@unreal moat made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@potent talon's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@carmine cairn held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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Hey @glacial totem, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@brave shore equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@long vine went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@fathom barn bought a Gatligator and fired it at @raw moss for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @fathom barn furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@grim palm built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @unreal moat was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @long vine to check it out. @long vine decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@fathom barn decisively vanquished @potent talon through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @potent talon died.

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@weary crane dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @peak yoke, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn tried to strike @tranquil wyvern down, but @tranquil wyvern instead became more powerful than @carmine cairn could possibly imagine.

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@long vine used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @brave shore tested this theory on @long vine, who bounced, and ended up being right. @long vine died.

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@raw moss fed @tranquil wyvern several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@grim palm tried to high-five @earnest apex, but @earnest apex went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@fathom barn, @weary crane, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @earnest apex, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, and @grim palm decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @earnest apex. @earnest apex died.

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@weary crane built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@fathom barn wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @tranquil wyvern wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@weary crane uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @weary crane died.

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@raw moss opened the front door and saw @grim palm trying to murder the Guide. @raw moss slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@brave shore walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@brave shore tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@grim palm distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@grim palm had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @grim palm wasn't a pie. @grim palm died.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @tranquil wyvern dried.

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@carmine cairn somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@fathom barn found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@brave shore let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@fathom barn started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@fathom barn moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @fathom barn died.

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@tranquil wyvern sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@raw moss put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore was in the middle of taking a shower when @carmine cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 6th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 7th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 22, 2025, 5:39 AM

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peak yoke Nov 22, 2025, 5:41 AM

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fathom barn Nov 22, 2025, 5:47 AM

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long vine Nov 22, 2025, 5:55 AM

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rancid cave Nov 22, 2025, 6:10 AM

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grim palm Nov 22, 2025, 6:14 AM

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unreal moat Nov 22, 2025, 6:18 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 22, 2025, 6:20 AM

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tight niche Nov 22, 2025, 6:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @rancid cave, @raw moss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @weary crane
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@fathom barn used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@fathom barn took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @fathom barn died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@weary crane got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @weary crane wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @weary crane was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@peak yoke combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@carmine cairn suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@grim palm promised @rancid cave that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @rancid cave died.

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@long vine gave a hug to @raw moss and almost choked them to death!

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@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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No one told @grim palm that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @grim palm died.

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@unreal moat snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss verbally roasted @weary crane so hard that they burst into flames. @weary crane died.

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@peak yoke wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @peak yoke's head. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@long vine's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @long vine died.

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@tight niche silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @raw moss's back, which then integrated itself into @raw moss's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@raw moss tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Cobalt Sword. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn pickpocketed @tight niche, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@carmine cairn needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid cave
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 22, 2025, 6:36 AM

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proud lava Nov 22, 2025, 7:19 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 22, 2025, 7:20 AM

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long vine Nov 22, 2025, 7:20 AM

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amber ermine Nov 22, 2025, 7:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 22, 2025, 7:28 AM

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brave shore Nov 22, 2025, 7:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@proud lava, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, and @fallow zodiac
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@carmine cairn was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@fathom barn found some soup in their fly.

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@brave shore tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@proud lava was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @raw moss's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @proud lava died.

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@long vine almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@fathom barn tried to explain to @tight niche that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @tight niche countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @fathom barn died.

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@carmine cairn performed open heart surgery on @amber ermine, even though @amber ermine never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@raw moss was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

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@brave shore boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @brave shore died.

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@fallow zodiac watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@fallow zodiac received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @fallow zodiac died.

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@carmine cairn and @peak yoke ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@tight niche saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@peak yoke fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@tight niche toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @fallow zodiac
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 22, 2025, 7:38 AM

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raw moss Nov 22, 2025, 7:40 AM

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amber ermine Nov 22, 2025, 7:41 AM

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brave shore Nov 22, 2025, 7:47 AM

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fathom barn Nov 22, 2025, 7:50 AM

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long vine Nov 22, 2025, 7:53 AM

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unreal moat Nov 22, 2025, 8:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 22, 2025, 8:11 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 22, 2025, 8:24 AM

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tardy steppe Nov 22, 2025, 8:24 AM

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tight niche Nov 22, 2025, 8:27 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tardy steppe, @tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @rancid citrus, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@tranquil wyvern started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@brave shore claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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After partying all night, @tardy steppe was shot by @livid shuttle in a swimming pool. @tardy steppe died.

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@rancid citrus tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@peak yoke told @long vine that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @long vine vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @raw moss randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@amber ermine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@fathom barn got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @fathom barn died.

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@tight niche developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@livid shuttle summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@rancid citrus was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @rancid citrus died.

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@amber ermine found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@peak yoke began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@peak yoke was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@raw moss went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @raw moss's fault.

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@unreal moat was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern was arrested for killing @long vine with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @long vine died.

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@raw moss recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@peak yoke tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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Santa Claus asked @brave shore what they wanted for Christmas. @brave shore replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@brave shore tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@peak yoke read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@tranquil wyvern, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@peak yoke was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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The moon hit @raw moss's eye like a big pizza pie. @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@viscid orchid built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@nimble gorge went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @nimble gorge died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@peak yoke returned to their house, only to find that @fathom barn had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@livid shuttle placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Flintlock Pistol.

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@tight niche told @fathom barn to step off their carpet, which they did. @tight niche proceeded to murder @fathom barn, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @fathom barn died.

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@livid shuttle emerged from a tree stump and scolded @tranquil wyvern for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @tranquil wyvern was still holding an axe. @livid shuttle died.

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@viscid orchid pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @viscid orchid died.

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@peak yoke developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@unreal moat's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @unreal moat died.

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@wide prism threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @peak yoke would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche modified @long vine's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @long vine was never seen again. @long vine died.

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@brave shore used the power of Flex Tape to stick @wide prism in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @wide prism's suffering to a swift end. @wide prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tight niche and @raw moss to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@brave shore wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@tranquil wyvern had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tranquil wyvern started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@brave shore tried to launch a poison dart frog at @raw moss through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @brave shore has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@fathom barn, @long vine, @brave shore, @molten berry, @dim spruce, @livid shuttle, @viscid orchid, @unreal moat, @wide prism, @raw moss, @tight niche, @zenith root, and @amber ermine
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@raw moss discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@unreal moat walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@fathom barn accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @fathom barn died.

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@dim spruce watched @viscid orchid go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @viscid orchid was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@long vine wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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A zombie snuck up on @brave shore and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @brave shore died.

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@livid shuttle decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@dim spruce wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @dim spruce died.

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@livid shuttle drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @livid shuttle died.

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@zenith root and @amber ermine strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @zenith root suggested using cover against them. @amber ermine recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@amber ermine tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@viscid orchid screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@viscid orchid was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @viscid orchid died.

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@unreal moat sniped @molten berry with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @unreal moat, it was opposite day. @unreal moat died.

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@zenith root put two forward slashes in front of @wide prism and commented them out of existence. @wide prism died.

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@zenith root realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @zenith root died.

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@raw moss, @amber ermine, and @molten berry worked on a group project, but it looked like @raw moss was doing most of the work.

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@amber ermine woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @long vine decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@long vine found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@molten berry was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @molten berry died.

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@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

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@tight niche ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @long vine before they could say "Zoinks!" @long vine died.

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@tight niche started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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Thanks to @raw moss's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @molten berry
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome steeple Nov 22, 2025, 2:23 PM

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tight niche Nov 22, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@tight niche tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@tranquil wyvern had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@livid shuttle tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @livid shuttle died.

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@zenith root finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@unreal moat started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@nova plover dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @raw moss tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @raw moss died.

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@long vine thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@unreal moat realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@peak yoke and @long vine had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@tranquil wyvern huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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The Demolitionist told @peak yoke that it was a good day to die. @peak yoke thought so too. @peak yoke died.

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@zenith root tried to kill @tranquil wyvern with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@tight niche tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@long vine cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@chrome steeple swung a Fetid Baghnakhs at @long vine, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@tranquil wyvern tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@zenith root tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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While riding on minecart rails, @long vine accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @long vine died.

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@chrome steeple laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @zenith root's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@zenith root dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern compressed @chrome steeple until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@tranquil wyvern was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tight niche stopped them in time.

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@tranquil wyvern was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 22, 2025, 3:05 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 22, 2025, 3:20 PM

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tardy bramble Nov 22, 2025, 3:24 PM

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rancid citrus Nov 22, 2025, 3:27 PM

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lost nova Nov 22, 2025, 3:29 PM

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tight niche Nov 22, 2025, 3:30 PM

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glacial totem Nov 22, 2025, 3:30 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @tardy bramble, @nova plover, @lost nova, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, and @peak yoke
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@tranquil wyvern performed an interpretive dance for @nova plover and @unreal moat as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@livid shuttle had a dirty mind. Then @rancid citrus sprayed @livid shuttle's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@rancid citrus tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @rancid citrus died.

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@tardy bramble discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @tardy bramble died.

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@peak yoke obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @peak yoke never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@lost nova shot a sand block at @tranquil wyvern with a Sandgun, but @tranquil wyvern managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@nova plover brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @nova plover died.

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@glacial totem opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @glacial totem's neck. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@unreal moat challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @unreal moat died.

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@lost nova felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tranquil wyvern setting explosives beneath them. @lost nova died.

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@carmine cairn recruited @tight niche as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@tranquil wyvern dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tranquil wyvern is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@tight niche couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@tranquil wyvern built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@peak yoke used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @tight niche broke their fall with their own body. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @tardy bramble

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There are 11 players remaining.
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@tight niche tried to kill @unreal moat, but failed to ask for consent.

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@brisk dagger crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @carmine cairn laughed at them, not knowing that @brisk dagger was just a completionist.

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@zealous rapids fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@tardy bramble and @jolly swift started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @tardy bramble took out their actual shotgun. @jolly swift died.

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@glacial totem killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@deep shuttle was furious at @zealous rapids for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @deep shuttle's special someone!

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@peak yoke and @carmine cairn had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@glacial totem rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @glacial totem with unnecessary advice.

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@zealous rapids told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @zealous rapids died.

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@tardy bramble sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @tardy bramble died.

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@tight niche swung a Boreal Wood Sword at @tranquil wyvern and missed. However, @tranquil wyvern acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @tight niche to receive a yellow card.

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@glacial totem tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @deep shuttle's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @brisk dagger wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @unreal moat all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@unreal moat put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@deep shuttle patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise.

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@brisk dagger wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@brisk dagger was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @brisk dagger died.

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@tranquil wyvern went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@tight niche started rallying for goblin rights.

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@tranquil wyvern was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@deep shuttle explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@deep shuttle adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@tight niche managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@carmine cairn drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@deep shuttle made some scary noises in the dark. @carmine cairn sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @deep shuttle died.

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@tight niche unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brisk dagger
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @tardy bramble
100 points go to 10th place: @zealous rapids

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@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @tardy bramble, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @grizzled abyss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, and @peak yoke
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@unreal moat ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@exotic saddle started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@tardy bramble tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @tardy bramble died.

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@grim palm tried to throw a Sky Dragon's Fury at @jolly swift before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@peak yoke used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @grizzled abyss alive. @grizzled abyss died.

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@unreal moat flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @unreal moat died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @steel sentinel was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@peak yoke suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel and @grim palm had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@jolly swift wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@exotic saddle started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @exotic saddle died.

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@grim palm saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @grim palm died.

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@tranquil wyvern yelled, "Duck!" @jolly swift excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@tight niche tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tranquil wyvern, but they were in broad daylight.

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@tranquil wyvern used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@glacial totem bragged to @steel sentinel about their combat skills. @steel sentinel didn't really know @glacial totem and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@tight niche tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@glacial totem didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche took aim at @steel sentinel from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@tight niche equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@carmine cairn accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@steel sentinel wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @zealous rapids, @tardy bramble, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @wide prism, and @fallow zodiac
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@steel sentinel found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tight niche asked @glacial totem to give them a hand, so @glacial totem chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@fallow zodiac tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@wide prism finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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A witch prophesized that @tranquil wyvern would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@jolly swift ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @jolly swift said "thanks, you too." @jolly swift died.

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@earnest apex found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tardy bramble tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @zealous rapids's head instead. @zealous rapids died.

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@tardy bramble got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @tardy bramble died.

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@peak yoke tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@tight niche became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@carmine cairn boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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While playing at the beach, @peak yoke buried @wide prism in the sand. It took @wide prism several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@glacial totem tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @glacial totem died.

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@earnest apex practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @fallow zodiac and @tranquil wyvern got their chainsaws ready.

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@exotic saddle tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @exotic saddle died.

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@steel sentinel planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@peak yoke got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @peak yoke died.

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@wide prism tricked @earnest apex into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @earnest apex died.

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@fallow zodiac tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@wide prism challenged @tranquil wyvern to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tranquil wyvern's turn to win. @wide prism died.

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@tight niche pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @steel sentinel.

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@tranquil wyvern sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@carmine cairn looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@tight niche blew @fallow zodiac to bits using an exploding bed. @fallow zodiac died.

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@tranquil wyvern was stalking @carmine cairn's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@carmine cairn made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fallow zodiac
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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tight niche Nov 22, 2025, 7:28 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @tardy bramble, @glacial totem, @grim palm, @peak yoke, @brave shore, and @fallow zodiac
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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @fathom barn saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @grim palm stabbed them in the back. @fathom barn died.

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@fallow zodiac tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@steel sentinel tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@carmine cairn used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @carmine cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@tardy bramble saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @tardy bramble died.

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@tight niche complained to @peak yoke that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@peak yoke drank sand for 10 hours. @peak yoke died.

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@fallow zodiac was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @fallow zodiac died.

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@tight niche tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tranquil wyvern visited @brave shore, but no one was home. @tranquil wyvern felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@grim palm mistook @steel sentinel's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @grim palm died.

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@brave shore and @tranquil wyvern got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@steel sentinel built a floating city and named it "England".

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@tranquil wyvern ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@steel sentinel has fallen, and they can't get up. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@glacial totem practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche and @brave shore were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@tight niche managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @tight niche found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 7th place: @fallow zodiac
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @tardy bramble
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

grim palm Nov 22, 2025, 8:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 8:37 PM

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@grim palm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Nov 22, 2025, 8:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 8:45 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 22, 2025, 8:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 8:48 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glossy shale Nov 22, 2025, 9:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 9:00 PM

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@glossy shale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Nov 22, 2025, 9:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 9:02 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tardy steppe Nov 22, 2025, 9:11 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 9:11 PM

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@tardy steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 22, 2025, 9:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 9:18 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 22, 2025, 9:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 9:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Nov 22, 2025, 9:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 9:31 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tardy bramble Nov 22, 2025, 9:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 9:47 PM

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@tardy bramble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 22, 2025, 9:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 9:47 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grim palm Nov 22, 2025, 10:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 10:24 PM

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@grim palm, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tardy steppe, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @tardy bramble, @nova plover, @grim palm, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, @brave shore, and @glossy shale
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tardy steppe's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @tardy steppe died.

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@tardy bramble failed to properly hydrate. @tardy bramble died.

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@nova plover played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @nova plover died.

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@long vine saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@carmine cairn put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@peak yoke tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @peak yoke died.

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@grim palm built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@earnest apex is hvinga stroker n. @earnest apex died.

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@glossy shale tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @glossy shale died.

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@brave shore wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@grim palm went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @grim palm died.

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@steel sentinel felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @long vine took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@brave shore fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@long vine ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@steel sentinel tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @long vine died.

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@brave shore iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 6th place: @glossy shale
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @tardy bramble

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

glossy shale Nov 22, 2025, 10:36 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 10:36 PM

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@glossy shale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 22, 2025, 10:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 10:43 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 22, 2025, 10:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 10:56 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

stone fossil Nov 22, 2025, 11:00 PM

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bb!register