#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 45

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@exotic saddle and @glacial totem were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@raw moss walked into a bar. @carmine cairn laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@peak yoke was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @peak yoke died.

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@exotic saddle became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@glacial totem drew swords on the ground. @exotic saddle started stomping all over them. Furious, @glacial totem picked one up and stabbed @exotic saddle with it.. @exotic saddle died.

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@raw moss and @glacial totem were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@glacial totem used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @raw moss is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@carmine cairn ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 9th place: @hasty grotto
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 21, 2025, 2:39 AM

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raw moss Nov 21, 2025, 2:39 AM

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glacial totem Nov 21, 2025, 2:40 AM

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unreal moat Nov 21, 2025, 2:43 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 21, 2025, 2:46 AM

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grim palm Nov 21, 2025, 2:55 AM

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ionic anvil Nov 21, 2025, 3:17 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 21, 2025, 3:27 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @grim palm, @raw moss, @ionic anvil, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@peak yoke told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @carmine cairn and @ionic anvil.

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@grim palm knocked furiously on @raw moss's door while holding an axe. @raw moss shouted, "Who's there?"

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@glacial totem accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@livid shuttle boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@glacial totem went down @unreal moat's chimney to deliver presents, but @unreal moat's fireplace was still in use. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @unreal moat died.

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@ionic anvil landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @ionic anvil accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @ionic anvil died.

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@nova plover declared that 64 was their favorite number. @carmine cairn wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @nova plover by stabbing them 64 times. @nova plover died.

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@grim palm started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@deep shuttle chased @peak yoke with their Silver Shortsword. @peak yoke tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @deep shuttle. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@grim palm broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@deep shuttle tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @deep shuttle died.

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@grim palm swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @grim palm died.

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@carmine cairn played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@carmine cairn entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @grim palm
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic anvil
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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maiden onyx Nov 21, 2025, 3:38 AM

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unreal moat Nov 21, 2025, 3:43 AM

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fathom barn Nov 21, 2025, 3:48 AM

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glacial totem Nov 21, 2025, 3:50 AM

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raw moss Nov 21, 2025, 3:51 AM

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long vine Nov 21, 2025, 3:52 AM

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static trout Nov 21, 2025, 3:59 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 21, 2025, 4:27 AM

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earnest apex Nov 21, 2025, 4:27 AM

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idle pike Nov 21, 2025, 4:28 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 21, 2025, 4:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @idle pike, @sacred grove, @maiden onyx, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @static trout, @grim palm, @earnest apex, and @raw moss
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@unreal moat rescued @fathom barn from drowning, but in reverse. @fathom barn died.

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@long vine put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @long vine died.

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@sacred grove forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @sacred grove died.

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@idle pike watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@static trout got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@maiden onyx fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@near mortar found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @exotic saddle managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@glacial totem opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@rancid citrus found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@grim palm made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @grim palm rich and famous.

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@raw moss started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@idle pike disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@rancid citrus accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @rancid citrus allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@unreal moat huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @near mortar also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@exotic saddle accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @exotic saddle died.

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@static trout snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@unreal moat found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Harpoon.

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@near mortar read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @near mortar died.

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@static trout tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @static trout died.

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@glacial totem used their embezzled funds to shred through @earnest apex with a Coin Gun. @earnest apex died.

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@maiden onyx marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@idle pike built a floating city and named it "England".

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@raw moss wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@maiden onyx was vehicularly manslaughtered by @rancid citrus's minecart. @maiden onyx died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @grim palm's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@glacial totem used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @glacial totem died.

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@rancid citrus found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@raw moss made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @grim palm walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@rancid citrus found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@idle pike wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@carmine cairn invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@grim palm befriended @rancid citrus by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@grim palm wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @grim palm died.

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@rancid citrus drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @rancid citrus died.

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@idle pike accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @idle pike was forgiven.

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@idle pike watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@idle pike picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @maiden onyx
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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maiden onyx Nov 21, 2025, 4:40 AM

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peak yoke Nov 21, 2025, 4:45 AM

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grim palm Nov 21, 2025, 4:49 AM

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fathom barn Nov 21, 2025, 5:03 AM

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glacial totem Nov 21, 2025, 5:05 AM

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raw moss Nov 21, 2025, 5:05 AM

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earnest apex Nov 21, 2025, 5:13 AM

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long vine Nov 21, 2025, 5:13 AM

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weary helm Nov 21, 2025, 5:20 AM

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unreal moat Nov 21, 2025, 5:27 AM

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brave shore Nov 21, 2025, 5:30 AM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @fathom barn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @weary helm, @earnest apex, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tidal bane
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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom barn and @unreal moat had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@glacial totem was eaten by a tree. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @brave shore, but it was very satisfying.

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@grim palm stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @grim palm died.

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@unreal moat followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @unreal moat died.

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@weary helm was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @peak yoke farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @peak yoke died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @raw moss was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@weary helm tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @weary helm died.

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@fathom barn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@brave shore found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@earnest apex successfully snuck into @raw moss's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @earnest apex died.

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@tidal bane's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @tidal bane died.

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@maiden onyx tried to save @brave shore's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @maiden onyx died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @maiden onyx died.

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@fathom barn managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@fathom barn was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @fathom barn died.

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@long vine put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@long vine died.

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@brave shore sat on a wall. @brave shore had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @brave shore together again. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 5th place: @maiden onyx
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fathom barn Nov 21, 2025, 5:38 AM

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long vine Nov 21, 2025, 5:42 AM

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maiden onyx Nov 21, 2025, 5:43 AM

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wide prism Nov 21, 2025, 5:45 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 21, 2025, 5:58 AM

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near mortar Nov 21, 2025, 6:19 AM

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raw moss Nov 21, 2025, 6:23 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 21, 2025, 6:25 AM

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weary helm Nov 21, 2025, 6:39 AM

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amber ermine Nov 21, 2025, 6:46 AM

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potent talon Nov 21, 2025, 6:50 AM

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real wedge Nov 21, 2025, 6:52 AM

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upbeat magnet Nov 21, 2025, 6:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 7:22 AM

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brave shore Nov 21, 2025, 7:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @maiden onyx, @upbeat magnet, @fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @weary helm, @long vine, @brave shore, @real wedge, and @wide prism
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The fighting begins again!

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@weary helm used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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After eating supper together, @long vine betrayed @maiden onyx in exchange for 30 silver coins. @maiden onyx died.

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@near mortar stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@upbeat magnet's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @upbeat magnet died.

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@wide prism had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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Hey @fathom barn, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @fathom barn died.

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@livid shuttle tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@carmine cairn almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@brave shore and @amber ermine set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@real wedge began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@amber ermine gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @amber ermine died.

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@wide prism headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@unreal moat ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@weary helm and @potent talon had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@brave shore covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@tranquil wyvern practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @raw moss and @real wedge got their chainsaws ready.

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@near mortar crafted @carmine cairn into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@wide prism went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@raw moss and @real wedge were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@near mortar went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@weary helm multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@potent talon threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@long vine tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@wide prism and @tranquil wyvern had a very merry unbirthday party together. @potent talon found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@unreal moat found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@unreal moat got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss and @real wedge farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@brave shore ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@weary helm managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@weary helm started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@potent talon saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @potent talon died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @brave shore with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @weary helm was caught in the crossfire. @weary helm died.

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@wide prism recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@raw moss gave @real wedge Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @real wedge died.

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@wide prism found a hill and started to roll down it. @wide prism was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @wide prism died.

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@brave shore started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@long vine searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@long vine became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @raw moss had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @long vine's suffering. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @real wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@weary helm constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@fathom barn tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@upbeat magnet dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@tranquil wyvern opened the front door and saw @earnest apex trying to murder the Guide. @tranquil wyvern slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@upbeat magnet was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @modern plover's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @upbeat magnet died.

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@fathom barn tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @fathom barn died.

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@amber ermine always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @amber ermine died.

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@modern plover was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @modern plover died.

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@weary helm tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @weary helm died.

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@earnest apex fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @earnest apex died.

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@tranquil wyvern was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@raw moss finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@raw moss tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @radiant kernel found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @radiant kernel was trapped for all eternity. @radiant kernel died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@tranquil wyvern tried hacking into @raw moss's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @raw moss's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tranquil wyvern received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @raw moss excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@brave shore stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@brave shore got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @radiant kernel
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat magnet

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@near mortar wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @proud lava on a spit. @proud lava died.

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@tranquil wyvern promised to @weary helm that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@earnest apex walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@long vine and @upbeat magnet played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @long vine was the chicken. @upbeat magnet died.

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@amber ermine and @earnest apex had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@fathom barn got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @fathom barn died.

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@near mortar broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@amber ermine pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @amber ermine died.

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@weary helm tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @weary helm didn't know that.

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@raw moss tried to save @tranquil wyvern's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @raw moss died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @raw moss died.

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@earnest apex built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@near mortar knocked furiously on @tranquil wyvern's door while holding an axe. @tranquil wyvern shouted, "Who's there?"

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@long vine did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@weary helm and @near mortar were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @weary helm suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @near mortar turned around to look. @near mortar died.

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@weary helm invited @earnest apex to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @weary helm was mauled by wolves. @weary helm died.

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@earnest apex started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@long vine got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@tranquil wyvern began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@earnest apex searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@long vine accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to deal a finishing blow to @earnest apex, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@earnest apex began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tranquil wyvern started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to start a band, and recruited @earnest apex as their keyboard player. @earnest apex showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@tranquil wyvern pumped @earnest apex full of lead. No one was hurt, but @earnest apex's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tranquil wyvern followed @earnest apex into the jungle. @tranquil wyvern started looking left, right and center for @earnest apex, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@tranquil wyvern hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@tranquil wyvern donned a Martian costume and chased @earnest apex in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @earnest apex died.

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The Winner is @tranquil wyvern!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tranquil wyvern
500 points go to 2nd place: @earnest apex
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @weary helm
150 points go to 5th place: @near mortar
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @upbeat magnet farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @upbeat magnet died.

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@amber ermine programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @amber ermine died.

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@weary helm made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @weary helm rich and famous.

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@lean dew learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @raw moss found out that @lean dew meant "killer" in the literal sense. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@brave shore tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @brave shore is now bald.

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@lean dew carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @lean dew died.

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@weary helm challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @weary helm died.

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@long vine was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@brave shore ran with scissors. @brave shore died.

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@zenith root drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @zenith root died.

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@long vine placed chests all over the world except where @tranquil wyvern was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tight niche's brains. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 7th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat magnet

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tight niche Nov 21, 2025, 11:28 AM

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raw moss Nov 21, 2025, 11:30 AM

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unreal moat Nov 21, 2025, 11:52 AM

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@amber ermine shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @amber ermine died.

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@rare glacier shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @rare glacier's head. @rare glacier died.

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@unreal moat was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@remote pumice used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@fathom barn theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @unreal moat's. @unreal moat died.

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@azure sundial accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @azure sundial died.

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@tranquil wyvern gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine started blocking @fathom barn's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@remote pumice did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @fathom barn, who happened to be watching. @fathom barn died.

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@raw moss told @tight niche to bite the dust. In response, @tight niche took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@long vine tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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The Wall of Flesh told @remote pumice that there was something stuck in their teeth. @remote pumice checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @rare glacier
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@granite root, @fathom barn, @sick talon, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @real gale, @raw moss, @tight niche, @rare glacier, and @amber ermine
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The Nurse told @granite root they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @granite root died.

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@amber ermine stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@fathom barn drank a Molotov Cocktail. @fathom barn died.

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@sick talon was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@sick talon was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @sick talon died.

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@real gale somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@long vine started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @long vine soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @long vine died.

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@rare glacier drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @rare glacier died.

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@amber ermine got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@tight niche tried to destroy @real gale by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@tranquil wyvern began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@raw moss performed surgery on a grape.

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@real gale squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@tranquil wyvern died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tranquil wyvern was revived.

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@tranquil wyvern was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@real gale got stuck in @raw moss's Rod of Discord farm. @real gale died.

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@tight niche took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @real gale
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @rare glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @sick talon
100 points go to 9th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 10th place: @granite root

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @weary helm, @noble island, and @bronze sigil
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@fathom barn took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @fathom barn died.

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@amber ermine wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @amber ermine turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @jolly swift, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@noble island tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@unreal moat tried to attack @grim palm with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@carmine cairn found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@weary helm tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@tight niche fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@grim palm felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @grim palm died.

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@peak yoke invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@noble island hid from @carmine cairn after @bronze sigil exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@tight niche briefly considered proposing marriage to @unreal moat, but married a bee instead.

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@jolly swift was dunked on by @tranquil wyvern. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@unreal moat was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @peak yoke died.

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@noble island looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@weary helm neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @weary helm died.

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@noble island accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @noble island died. @noble island died. @noble island died. @noble island died.

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@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @bronze sigil, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @bronze sigil died.

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@tranquil wyvern's face was scorched off after @tight niche took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @jolly swift was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@jolly swift always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @bronze sigil
150 points go to 6th place: @noble island
100 points go to 7th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @grim palm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Nov 21, 2025, 3:03 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 21, 2025, 3:09 PM

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unreal moat Nov 21, 2025, 3:14 PM

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peak yoke Nov 21, 2025, 3:18 PM

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tight niche Nov 21, 2025, 3:28 PM

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jolly swift Nov 21, 2025, 4:08 PM

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subtle gorge Nov 21, 2025, 4:10 PM

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noble island Nov 21, 2025, 4:16 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @weary helm, @noble island, and @subtle gorge
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@amber ermine entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @amber ermine died.

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@peak yoke used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@tight niche wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@subtle gorge calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@nova plover dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@noble island and @unreal moat found themselves falling from a considerable height. @noble island landed in a pool of water. @unreal moat did not. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @peak yoke discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @peak yoke died.

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@subtle gorge created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @weary helm got too close while watching. @weary helm died.

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@noble island bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @noble island was blown to smithereens. @noble island died.

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@fathom barn tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @fathom barn died.

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@jolly swift heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @jolly swift stopped because their voice became horse.

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@jolly swift was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @jolly swift died.

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@subtle gorge got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@tight niche went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@carmine cairn trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@tranquil wyvern started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@tight niche sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tranquil wyvern murdered @carmine cairn with a knife, but it was actually @subtle gorge in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @tranquil wyvern didn't care that much. @subtle gorge died.

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After an intense fight, @carmine cairn was beaten by @tight niche in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tight niche told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @tight niche found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @tranquil wyvern with bug spray. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @tight niche, who was in the front row. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 7th place: @noble island
100 points go to 8th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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granite root Nov 21, 2025, 4:40 PM

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subtle gorge Nov 21, 2025, 4:40 PM

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nova plover Nov 21, 2025, 4:45 PM

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fathom barn Nov 21, 2025, 4:51 PM

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earnest apex Nov 21, 2025, 5:00 PM

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amber ermine Nov 21, 2025, 5:06 PM

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jolly swift Nov 21, 2025, 5:20 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 21, 2025, 5:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 21, 2025, 5:28 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 21, 2025, 5:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @granite root, @earnest apex, and @subtle gorge
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A mysterious stranger gave @viscid orchid a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @nova plover with it. However, @viscid orchid clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @viscid orchid died.

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While exploring a swamp, @amber ermine caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@amber ermine gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @amber ermine died.

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@granite root and @earnest apex decided to play catch with a Titanium Sword. @granite root missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @granite root died.

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@tight niche started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@subtle gorge threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@earnest apex thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @nova plover died.

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@subtle gorge got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @subtle gorge died.

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@jolly swift stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @jolly swift died.

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@fathom barn picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @fathom barn died.

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@tranquil wyvern finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tight niche caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@carmine cairn was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tranquil wyvern caught them in time.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a snowball at @tight niche. To counter this, @tight niche threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @granite root
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
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@tranquil wyvern almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@static trout constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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Poor @granite root. @granite root keeps getting pinged over and over again. @granite root is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @granite root. @granite root. @granite root.

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@jolly swift got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@noble island purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@carmine cairn tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@sweet fractal, @nova plover, and @real wedge formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@viscid orchid took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @viscid orchid died.

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@nova plover was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @nova plover died.

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@static trout "borrowed" @noble island's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @noble island's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @static trout could return it.

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@static trout used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @static trout died.

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@sweet fractal built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@noble island forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @noble island died.

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@granite root explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tight niche shot @granite root in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @granite root died.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to kill @real wedge by doing absolutely nothing. @real wedge died.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@sweet fractal headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@sweet fractal was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@tranquil wyvern was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @real wedge
150 points go to 6th place: @granite root
100 points go to 7th place: @noble island
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

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jolly swift Nov 21, 2025, 6:44 PM

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tight niche Nov 21, 2025, 7:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
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@noble island had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tranquil wyvern tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@viscid orchid asked for @thick steppe's autograph. At first, @thick steppe was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@peak yoke hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @jolly swift's house. @jolly swift started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @sweet fractal begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@sweet fractal spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@sweet fractal’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@sweet fractal went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@carmine cairn told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @grizzled tusk and @tight niche.

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@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@jolly swift tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@grizzled tusk attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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After opening a present, @tight niche discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@viscid orchid spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @viscid orchid died.

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@peak yoke took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @peak yoke died.

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@noble island was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@sweet fractal watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@jolly swift rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @jolly swift's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@noble island decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@noble island was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @noble island died.

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@thick steppe tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @thick steppe keeled over from a heart attack. @thick steppe died.

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@sweet fractal's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Blade of Grass was nice and clean, but their Ice Bow's string broke, and their Nettle Burst cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tranquil wyvern obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@grizzled tusk and @sweet fractal were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @grizzled tusk, but left @sweet fractal alone because they smelled funny. @grizzled tusk died.

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@jolly swift likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @jolly swift probably liked trains a bit too much. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sweet fractal tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @sweet fractal's mind right in front of their face. @sweet fractal died.

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@tight niche thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @noble island
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

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grim palm Nov 21, 2025, 8:23 PM

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noble island Nov 21, 2025, 9:17 PM

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brave shore Nov 21, 2025, 9:30 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @short nymph, @noble island, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @maiden onyx, @exotic saddle, @jolly swift, @static trout, @grim palm, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @lost nova, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@peak yoke couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@rancid citrus jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @rancid citrus died.

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@jolly swift wrote @short nymph's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @short nymph died.

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@noble island put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@noble island died.

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@maiden onyx tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @maiden onyx died.

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@carmine cairn found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@nova plover used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@static trout gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @static trout died.

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@tight niche searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @earnest apex. Apparently, not that many. @earnest apex died.

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@brave shore and @lost nova were having a nice picnic on the beach when @carmine cairn stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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All that glitters is not gold. @jolly swift disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@exotic saddle tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@nova plover took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@raw moss drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@raw moss got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@grim palm hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @grim palm could pull it to shore.

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@nova plover got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @nova plover died.

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@lost nova hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @lost nova died.

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@exotic saddle was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@peak yoke befriended @carmine cairn by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@peak yoke was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @peak yoke died.

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@exotic saddle joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @exotic saddle died.

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@grim palm wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@jolly swift watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@tight niche summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@grim palm and @tranquil wyvern played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@jolly swift ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @jolly swift died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @tight niche, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @tight niche was too boring.

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@grim palm picked a fight with a goose. @grim palm died.

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@brave shore tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @brave shore's mouth.

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@brave shore tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @tranquil wyvern didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore played rock-paper-scissors with @tight niche. @brave shore played paper. @tight niche played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @brave shore was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@tight niche's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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peak yoke Nov 21, 2025, 9:40 PM

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tidal bane Nov 21, 2025, 9:44 PM

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lost nova Nov 21, 2025, 9:47 PM

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rare glacier Nov 21, 2025, 9:52 PM

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grim palm Nov 21, 2025, 9:55 PM

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nova plover Nov 21, 2025, 10:04 PM

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static trout Nov 21, 2025, 10:13 PM

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maiden onyx Nov 21, 2025, 10:20 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 21, 2025, 10:21 PM

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tight niche Nov 21, 2025, 10:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @lost nova, @rare glacier, @grim palm, @short nymph, @static trout, @peak yoke, and @tidal bane
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@rare glacier thought they assassinated @maiden onyx, but it was just @rare glacier in disguise. Huh? @rare glacier died.

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@tight niche went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tight niche decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@short nymph tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@carmine cairn aimed a spinning toy at @lost nova, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@peak yoke thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@grim palm underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tidal bane wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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Someone let the dogs out! @short nymph tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @short nymph died.

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@grim palm forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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Low on health, @static trout hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke tried to kill @nova plover by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@peak yoke read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @peak yoke died.

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@tidal bane became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @tidal bane died.

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@maiden onyx's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @maiden onyx responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@lost nova accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@maiden onyx traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @maiden onyx did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @maiden onyx died.

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@grim palm used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@nova plover got quantum-entangled with @lost nova, and used this opportunity to force @lost nova to pick their own nose.

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@carmine cairn was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@grim palm heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @grim palm died.

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@tight niche invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @lost nova, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @lost nova died.

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@carmine cairn made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@nova plover started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@nova plover searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@nova plover started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @nova plover suddenly didn't feel so good. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @nova plover
150 points go to 4th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 5th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 6th place: @maiden onyx
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @short nymph

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

peak yoke Nov 21, 2025, 10:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 10:38 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 21, 2025, 10:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 10:39 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 10:56 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Nov 21, 2025, 11:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 11:02 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

maiden onyx Nov 21, 2025, 11:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 11:17 PM

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@maiden onyx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 21, 2025, 11:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 11:22 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

raw moss Nov 21, 2025, 11:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 11:47 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Nov 21, 2025, 11:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 11:47 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 22, 2025, 12:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 12:01 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grim palm Nov 22, 2025, 12:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 12:27 AM

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@grim palm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @grim palm, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @long vine, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@deep shuttle took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @peak yoke's Rod of Discord.

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@earnest apex looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@long vine started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @long vine - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @long vine then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@raw moss tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@carmine cairn aimed a Last Prism beam at @livid shuttle, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@maiden onyx started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @maiden onyx died.

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@livid shuttle took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@carmine cairn explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @carmine cairn died.

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@nova plover spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@deep shuttle found a room full of Bunny Banners in @nova plover's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @nova plover. @nova plover died.

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@grim palm stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@earnest apex and @peak yoke had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@grim palm tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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While streaming a fitness game, @long vine accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@deep shuttle broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @deep shuttle died.

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@grim palm obscured @earnest apex's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @earnest apex escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@long vine started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@long vine drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @long vine died.

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@raw moss tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@earnest apex accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss literally impeached @grim palm by squashing them under a giant peach. @grim palm died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @grim palm
250 points go to 3rd place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden onyx

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

peak yoke Nov 22, 2025, 12:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 22, 2025, 12:39 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.