#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 44

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:35 PM

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@nova plover wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@proud lava hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @long vine's house. @long vine started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@proud lava read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @proud lava then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @proud lava died.

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@noble island tried to kill @tight niche by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @nova plover. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tranquil wyvern unlocked the power of flight!

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@grim palm decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@exotic saddle obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @exotic saddle never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@idle egret tickled @long vine from behind while they were busy sharpening their Slap Hand. @idle egret died.

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@tight niche fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@noble island and @tranquil wyvern played catch with a Paladin. @noble island accidentally fumbled a catch. @noble island died.

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@long vine dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @long vine died.

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@lost nova drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@upbeat fern suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @upbeat fern died.

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@exotic saddle started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @exotic saddle is still slurping that noodle.

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@tranquil wyvern fed @lost nova several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@carmine cairn was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@grim palm was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@grim palm unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @grim palm died.

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@lost nova made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @lost nova died.

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@tight niche farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@tranquil wyvern grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@carmine cairn found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @carmine cairn walked out the door.

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@exotic saddle took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @exotic saddle died.

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@tight niche struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@tranquil wyvern encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 7th place: @upbeat fern
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @noble island
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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azure sundial Nov 19, 2025, 10:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:50 PM

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nova plover Nov 19, 2025, 10:57 PM

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grim palm Nov 19, 2025, 11:01 PM

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lost nova Nov 19, 2025, 11:16 PM

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next hemlock Nov 19, 2025, 11:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 11:23 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 19, 2025, 11:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 11:25 PM

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obsidian moth Nov 19, 2025, 11:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 11:47 PM

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slim lantern Nov 20, 2025, 12:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 12:00 AM

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grim palm Nov 20, 2025, 12:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 12:05 AM

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raw moss Nov 20, 2025, 12:28 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

peak yoke Nov 20, 2025, 12:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 12:31 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 20, 2025, 12:49 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 20, 2025, 1:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 1:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 1:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @lost nova, @raw moss, @exotic saddle, @grim palm, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @azure sundial, @slim lantern, and @obsidian moth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @nova plover died.

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@lost nova took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @lost nova died.

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@exotic saddle was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @exotic saddle barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @exotic saddle died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @grim palm. @grim palm died.

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@peak yoke hadn't seen @obsidian moth in a long time, and missed them. @obsidian moth aimed a Sniper Rifle at @peak yoke from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@deep shuttle took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @deep shuttle died.

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@slim lantern equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @azure sundial into approaching. @slim lantern then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @azure sundial with two Sniper Rifle shots. @azure sundial died.

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@obsidian moth was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @next hemlock's Star Cannon. @obsidian moth died.

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@raw moss and @slim lantern found themselves falling from a considerable height. @raw moss landed in a pool of water. @slim lantern did not. @slim lantern died.

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@next hemlock fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @next hemlock died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @carmine cairn knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@raw moss invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@carmine cairn tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Tin Shortsword instead of a Bug Net.

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@raw moss saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@carmine cairn tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @slim lantern
150 points go to 5th place: @obsidian moth
150 points go to 6th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 20, 2025, 1:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 1:38 AM

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glacial totem Nov 20, 2025, 1:55 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 20, 2025, 2:01 AM

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grim palm Nov 20, 2025, 2:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 2:15 AM

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lost nova Nov 20, 2025, 2:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 2:16 AM

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unreal moat Nov 20, 2025, 2:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 2:27 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 20, 2025, 2:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 2:28 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

peak yoke Nov 20, 2025, 2:34 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 2:34 AM

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sacred grove Nov 20, 2025, 2:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 2:35 AM

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potent talon Nov 20, 2025, 2:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 2:36 AM

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earnest apex Nov 20, 2025, 3:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 3:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 3:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sacred grove, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @grim palm, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @lost nova, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@potent talon tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@raw moss started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@exotic saddle ran out of bullets while fighting @sacred grove, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @sacred grove died.

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@earnest apex purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@lost nova drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @glacial totem was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@exotic saddle put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn told @glacial totem a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@potent talon modified @earnest apex's Mythril Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @earnest apex was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @earnest apex died.

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@grim palm wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@raw moss recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @raw moss concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@potent talon tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @potent talon died.

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@carmine cairn traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@grim palm took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @lost nova. @lost nova died.

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@carmine cairn tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @carmine cairn quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@carmine cairn declared war against @grim palm because they didn't like something @grim palm said in their AMA.

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@raw moss wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@grim palm was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @grim palm died.

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@carmine cairn was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @grim palm
150 points go to 4th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

sacred grove Nov 20, 2025, 3:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 3:45 AM

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peak yoke Nov 20, 2025, 3:47 AM

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grim palm Nov 20, 2025, 3:47 AM

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unreal moat Nov 20, 2025, 3:48 AM

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nova plover Nov 20, 2025, 3:57 AM

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earnest apex Nov 20, 2025, 4:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:07 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 20, 2025, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:20 AM

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raw moss Nov 20, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:29 AM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:29 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 20, 2025, 4:30 AM

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lost nova Nov 20, 2025, 4:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:30 AM

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@lost nova, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @lost nova, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@grim palm forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@sacred grove was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @sacred grove died.

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@unreal moat tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @unreal moat keeled over from a heart attack. @unreal moat died.

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@rancid citrus felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @raw moss took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@tight niche started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@earnest apex threw a Stink Potion at @peak yoke. @peak yoke threw a Toxic Flask right back. @earnest apex died.

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@carmine cairn overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@nova plover heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @nova plover died.

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@rancid citrus walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@lost nova drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @lost nova died.

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@peak yoke found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @grim palm, @tight niche, and @rancid citrus. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @rancid citrus died.

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@carmine cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@peak yoke got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@tight niche drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@grim palm fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@tight niche died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tight niche was revived.

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@raw moss tricked @grim palm into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @grim palm died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @tight niche needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @raw moss, because @carmine cairn was wearing Frost armor.

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@raw moss took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

peak yoke Nov 20, 2025, 4:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:39 AM

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raw moss Nov 20, 2025, 4:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:45 AM

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earnest apex Nov 20, 2025, 4:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:54 AM

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long vine Nov 20, 2025, 5:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 5:15 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 20, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 5:20 AM

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static trout Nov 20, 2025, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 5:28 AM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 5:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Nov 20, 2025, 5:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 5:32 AM

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weary helm Nov 20, 2025, 5:41 AM

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near mortar Nov 20, 2025, 5:45 AM

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nova plover Nov 20, 2025, 6:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 6:17 AM

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amber ermine Nov 20, 2025, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 6:28 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 20, 2025, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 6:29 AM

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unreal moat Nov 20, 2025, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 6:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @weary helm, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@weary helm started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@rancid citrus didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@rancid citrus woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @nova plover found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @rancid citrus with bug spray. @rancid citrus died.

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@amber ermine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@earnest apex saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @amber ermine instead. @amber ermine died.

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@nova plover was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @nova plover died.

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While playing at the beach, @raw moss buried @near mortar in the sand. It took @near mortar several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@brave shore wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@near mortar started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @near mortar died.

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@static trout started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @carmine cairn and @long vine.

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@static trout was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @static trout died.

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@raw moss buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@earnest apex stole @weary helm's lemons. @weary helm got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @earnest apex's house down.

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@peak yoke purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @peak yoke ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@unreal moat kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @unreal moat red. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex threw a snowball at @brave shore. To counter this, @brave shore threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@weary helm felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@carmine cairn followed @long vine into the jungle. @carmine cairn started looking left, right and center for @long vine, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@brave shore was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @weary helm with its horns. @weary helm died.

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@raw moss found the Last Prism. Then @tight niche found another one, meaning that @raw moss's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@carmine cairn needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@brave shore put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@raw moss asked @long vine to give them a hand, so @long vine chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@long vine wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw moss wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @long vine killed the Traveling Merchant first. @long vine died.

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@tight niche went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @raw moss died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @carmine cairn used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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weary helm Nov 20, 2025, 7:05 AM

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earnest apex Nov 20, 2025, 7:16 AM

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unreal moat Nov 20, 2025, 7:20 AM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 7:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@upbeat magnet, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @weary helm, @earnest apex, and @brave shore
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@upbeat magnet had the high ground, but @amber ermine just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @upbeat magnet toppling to their doom. @upbeat magnet died.

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@amber ermine found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @near mortar is now bald.

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@near mortar was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @near mortar died.

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@earnest apex started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@weary helm tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@unreal moat started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @unreal moat - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @unreal moat then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@unreal moat's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tight niche and @peak yoke's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @unreal moat died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @peak yoke is now goo. @peak yoke died.

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@weary helm became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @weary helm died.

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@earnest apex considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@earnest apex found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@raw moss tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @earnest apex. Apparently, not that many. @earnest apex died.

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@brave shore crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @brave shore's entire body.

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@nova plover escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@brave shore looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@nova plover accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tight niche drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@nova plover angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @nova plover's floating house. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss sniped @brave shore with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @raw moss, it was opposite day. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore came out of @tight niche's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@brave shore trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Nov 20, 2025, 7:50 AM

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long vine Nov 20, 2025, 7:56 AM

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upbeat magnet Nov 20, 2025, 8:02 AM

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dim gale Nov 20, 2025, 8:26 AM

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brave shore Nov 20, 2025, 8:27 AM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 8:27 AM

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nova plover Nov 20, 2025, 8:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @upbeat magnet, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @dim gale, @nova plover, @unreal moat, @weary helm, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@nova plover and @amber ermine swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@upbeat magnet practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @upbeat magnet died.

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@amber ermine was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@tranquil wyvern complained that they had no life, so @brave shore used a Life Drain to take @unreal moat's life and give it to @tranquil wyvern. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex murdered @dim gale with a knife, but it was actually @weary helm in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @earnest apex didn't care that much. @weary helm died.

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@long vine drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@tranquil wyvern painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@brave shore sacrificed @earnest apex by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @nova plover died.

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@dim gale drank a Molotov Cocktail. @dim gale died.

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@tight niche used their True Night's Edge to lop off @tranquil wyvern's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tight niche invented golf. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@brave shore blew @long vine to bits using an exploding bed. @long vine died.

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@tight niche watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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While riding on minecart rails, @brave shore accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 20, 2025, 8:40 AM

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amber ermine Nov 20, 2025, 8:40 AM

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nova plover Nov 20, 2025, 8:47 AM

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raw moss Nov 20, 2025, 8:54 AM

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fair elbow Nov 20, 2025, 8:54 AM

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near urchin Nov 20, 2025, 8:57 AM

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brave shore Nov 20, 2025, 9:04 AM

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dim gale Nov 20, 2025, 9:23 AM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 9:29 AM

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fathom barn Nov 20, 2025, 9:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @dim gale, @nova plover, @raw moss, @fair elbow, @near urchin, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@fathom barn thought they assassinated @raw moss, but it was just @fathom barn in disguise. Huh? @fathom barn died.

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@amber ermine was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @amber ermine died.

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@nova plover started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@nova plover hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @nova plover died.

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@near urchin and @brave shore were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @near urchin, but left @brave shore alone because they smelled funny. @near urchin died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Laser Drill to literally bore @earnest apex to death. @earnest apex died.

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@fair elbow invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@fair elbow broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @fair elbow died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @dim gale's eye sockets. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern burst with happiness, quite literally. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Adamantite Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @brave shore's heart and brain. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@raw moss found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@long vine was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @long vine suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@long vine thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @long vine died.

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@raw moss joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@raw moss contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 7th place: @fair elbow
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @near urchin
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fathom barn Nov 20, 2025, 9:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 20, 2025, 10:07 AM

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upbeat magnet Nov 20, 2025, 10:21 AM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 10:28 AM

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raw moss Nov 20, 2025, 10:29 AM

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long vine Nov 20, 2025, 10:30 AM

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brave shore Nov 20, 2025, 10:30 AM

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unreal moat Nov 20, 2025, 10:43 AM

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wide prism Nov 20, 2025, 11:23 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @upbeat magnet, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@amber ermine murdered @fathom barn by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @fathom barn died.

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@long vine and @upbeat magnet started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @long vine took out their actual shotgun. @upbeat magnet died.

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@amber ermine forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat got impaled by Mourning Wood. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @wide prism while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @wide prism died.

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@long vine painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@tranquil wyvern performed an interpretive dance for @brave shore and @long vine as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@tranquil wyvern ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@long vine started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@brave shore wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @brave shore died.

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@raw moss sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tight niche opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @tight niche's neck. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fathom barn Nov 20, 2025, 11:50 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @unreal moat, @static trout, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, and @tight niche
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@fathom barn was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @fathom barn died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@static trout was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@long vine used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @long vine. @long vine died.

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@unreal moat drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss gazed at clouds with @carmine cairn. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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The Demolitionist told @static trout that it was a good day to die. @static trout thought so too. @static trout died.

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@upbeat magnet mistook @brave shore's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @upbeat magnet died.

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@tight niche tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@raw moss tried to stab @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@tight niche fired their bow at @brave shore, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tight niche gave up.

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@tight niche played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@brave shore ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Nov 20, 2025, 12:38 PM

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peak yoke Nov 20, 2025, 12:59 PM

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amber ermine Nov 20, 2025, 1:15 PM

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inland cobalt Nov 20, 2025, 1:15 PM

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weary helm Nov 20, 2025, 1:19 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 20, 2025, 1:20 PM

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thick steppe Nov 20, 2025, 1:27 PM

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dim sphinx Nov 20, 2025, 1:28 PM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 1:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @weary helm, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @inland cobalt, @static trout, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@fathom barn clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @fathom barn died.

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@tight niche got tired of @unreal moat constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @unreal moat died.

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@static trout got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @static trout, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @static trout died.

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@amber ermine tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @amber ermine died.

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@inland cobalt smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @inland cobalt died.

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@weary helm tried to attack @thick steppe by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @weary helm died.

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@thick steppe snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @thick steppe died.

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@peak yoke found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @peak yoke died.

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@dim sphinx tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@carmine cairn looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@dim sphinx started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @dim sphinx died.

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@tight niche found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tight niche flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @tight niche's face off with its bare hands. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 7th place: @inland cobalt
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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weary helm Nov 20, 2025, 1:38 PM

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peak yoke Nov 20, 2025, 1:38 PM

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raw moss Nov 20, 2025, 1:41 PM

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fathom barn Nov 20, 2025, 1:44 PM

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grim palm Nov 20, 2025, 1:51 PM

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amber ermine Nov 20, 2025, 1:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 20, 2025, 1:58 PM

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static trout Nov 20, 2025, 2:01 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 20, 2025, 2:24 PM

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jolly swift Nov 20, 2025, 2:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @grim palm, @static trout, @peak yoke, and @weary helm
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@weary helm fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @jolly swift, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@fathom barn was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @fathom barn died.

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@amber ermine dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@raw moss spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @raw moss died.

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@grim palm asked for @carmine cairn's autograph. At first, @carmine cairn was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@grim palm sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @grim palm died.

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@static trout likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @static trout probably liked trains a bit too much. @static trout died.

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@peak yoke shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @peak yoke's head. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@carmine cairn built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@jolly swift tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@carmine cairn visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @carmine cairn thought her hands were more interesting.

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@weary helm's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @weary helm died.

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@jolly swift went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @tranquil wyvern was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @weary helm
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @static trout
100 points go to 7th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Nov 20, 2025, 2:38 PM

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amber ermine Nov 20, 2025, 2:40 PM

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unreal moat Nov 20, 2025, 2:40 PM

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fathom barn Nov 20, 2025, 2:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 20, 2025, 2:59 PM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 3:27 PM

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nova plover Nov 20, 2025, 3:32 PM

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peak yoke Nov 20, 2025, 3:42 PM

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earnest apex Nov 20, 2025, 4:17 PM

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weary helm Nov 20, 2025, 4:18 PM

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static trout Nov 20, 2025, 4:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:24 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 20, 2025, 4:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @weary helm, @unreal moat, @static trout, @earnest apex, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@fathom barn learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @fathom barn died.

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@jolly swift aimed a spinning toy at @peak yoke, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@sweet fractal tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @sweet fractal died.

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@static trout wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@unreal moat climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @carmine cairn and @nova plover.

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@earnest apex spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@amber ermine made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@unreal moat went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche cut a specific wire in @static trout's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @static trout died.

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@earnest apex attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @carmine cairn watched the carnage from a safe distance. @earnest apex died.

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@amber ermine tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@nova plover ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @nova plover died.

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@jolly swift couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@peak yoke traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @peak yoke did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @peak yoke died.

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@jolly swift looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@amber ermine went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@weary helm went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tranquil wyvern had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @weary helm died.

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@tranquil wyvern took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche used a Medusa Head on @jolly swift and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @carmine cairn in disguise.

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@carmine cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @tight niche killed them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weary helm
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wide prism Nov 20, 2025, 4:50 PM

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@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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earnest apex Nov 20, 2025, 4:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 20, 2025, 4:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:55 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 20, 2025, 4:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 4:57 PM

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fathom barn Nov 20, 2025, 5:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 5:10 PM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Nov 20, 2025, 5:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 5:24 PM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 5:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 5:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 20, 2025, 5:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 20, 2025, 5:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @earnest apex, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom barn tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @fathom barn died.

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@wide prism tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@nova plover tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn was stalking @livid shuttle's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @carmine cairn died.

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@sweet fractal kept talking, but stopped after @jolly swift held up their hand. @jolly swift demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@earnest apex saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@nova plover used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@sweet fractal hid from @jolly swift by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@wide prism sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @wide prism died.

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@sweet fractal tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@livid shuttle walked up to @nova plover and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @livid shuttle, that kills people! @nova plover died.

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@jolly swift finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@jolly swift embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @jolly swift tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@tranquil wyvern rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@tight niche was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@livid shuttle was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tight niche caught them in time.

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@livid shuttle challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @livid shuttle died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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@jolly swift had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@dim gale did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @fathom barn, who happened to be watching. @fathom barn died.

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@livid shuttle rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @livid shuttle's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@earnest apex's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@tight niche descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @carmine cairn

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@nova plover invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@livid shuttle thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @livid shuttle died.

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@jolly swift was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@weary helm used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @weary helm died.

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@nova plover messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@earnest apex got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @dim gale and @carmine cairn ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@tranquil wyvern used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@dim gale hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @dim gale died.

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@jolly swift touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@carmine cairn tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @carmine cairn extremely rich.

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@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @jolly swift was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@tranquil wyvern found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @tranquil wyvern was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@tight niche explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@carmine cairn won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@carmine cairn walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@tight niche started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@carmine cairn recruited @tight niche as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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While exploring a swamp, @tight niche caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @carmine cairn wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@carmine cairn watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@tight niche's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Nov 20, 2025, 7:26 PM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 7:29 PM

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hasty grotto Nov 20, 2025, 7:58 PM

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rancid citrus Nov 20, 2025, 8:14 PM

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oak temple Nov 20, 2025, 8:17 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 20, 2025, 8:20 PM

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noble island Nov 20, 2025, 8:24 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @noble island, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @hasty grotto, @oak temple, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @grim palm, @earnest apex, and @tight niche
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@sweet fractal started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@rancid citrus couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@rancid citrus didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @rancid citrus died.

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@noble island discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @noble island died.

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@oak temple defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @oak temple died.

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@jolly swift was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @jolly swift died.

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@livid shuttle threatened @tranquil wyvern with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tranquil wyvern informed @livid shuttle as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @livid shuttle died.

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@earnest apex and @grim palm fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @earnest apex won by breaking @grim palm's spine. @grim palm died.

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@tight niche held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@tranquil wyvern took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@earnest apex accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @earnest apex died.

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@hasty grotto adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @carmine cairn wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @hasty grotto all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@sweet fractal tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@hasty grotto tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @hasty grotto died.

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@sweet fractal chewed some gum. It made @sweet fractal feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Sniper Rifle. Obviously, this failed.

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@tranquil wyvern played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @carmine cairn over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@tranquil wyvern discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@tight niche took aim at @tranquil wyvern from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tight niche in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@carmine cairn realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@tight niche wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@tight niche told @carmine cairn that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @carmine cairn took those words literally and peeled @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @hasty grotto
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

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grim palm Nov 20, 2025, 8:39 PM

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nova plover Nov 20, 2025, 8:46 PM

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hasty grotto Nov 20, 2025, 8:52 PM

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peak yoke Nov 20, 2025, 9:28 PM

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tight niche Nov 20, 2025, 9:28 PM

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earnest apex Nov 20, 2025, 11:04 PM

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idle pike Nov 20, 2025, 11:26 PM

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lost nova Nov 20, 2025, 11:27 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @short nymph, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @hasty grotto, @idle pike, @grim palm, @earnest apex, @nova plover, @lost nova, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@idle pike found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@sweet fractal went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@rancid citrus read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @rancid citrus died.

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@nova plover put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@carmine cairn was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@sweet fractal was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @sweet fractal died.

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@lost nova spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@hasty grotto tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tight niche through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @hasty grotto has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @hasty grotto died.

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Low on health, @grim palm hid from @short nymph by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @grim palm died.

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@carmine cairn did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@peak yoke found a room full of Bunny Banners in @earnest apex's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @earnest apex. @earnest apex died.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @nova plover was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @nova plover had ever been in. @nova plover died.

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@short nymph, @tight niche, and @lost nova formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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After years of research, @tight niche found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @tight niche died.

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@peak yoke, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @peak yoke died.

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@idle pike and @short nymph were having a nice picnic on the beach when @lost nova stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@lost nova ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @lost nova said "thanks, you too." @lost nova died.

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@short nymph and @idle pike played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@short nymph was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @short nymph died.

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@idle pike had a terrible night. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @short nymph
150 points go to 4th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 10th place: @hasty grotto

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 20, 2025, 11:38 PM

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grim palm Nov 20, 2025, 11:41 PM

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past jasper Nov 20, 2025, 11:42 PM

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stable nova Nov 20, 2025, 11:45 PM

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hasty grotto Nov 20, 2025, 11:46 PM

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lost nova Nov 20, 2025, 11:47 PM

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idle pike Nov 21, 2025, 12:27 AM

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peak yoke Nov 21, 2025, 12:28 AM

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grizzled tusk Nov 21, 2025, 12:28 AM

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sacred grove Nov 21, 2025, 12:37 AM

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raw moss Nov 21, 2025, 12:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 1:01 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 21, 2025, 1:25 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @stable nova, @long vine, @hasty grotto, @idle pike, @sacred grove, @livid shuttle, @past jasper, @grim palm, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @lost nova, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@grizzled tusk promised @stable nova that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @stable nova died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @long vine's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @long vine died.

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@hasty grotto was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @hasty grotto died.

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@sacred grove was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @sacred grove died.

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@livid shuttle did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@lost nova slammed @past jasper into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @past jasper died.

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@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @peak yoke.

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@lost nova tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @lost nova didn't know that.

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@idle pike tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@grizzled tusk's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @grizzled tusk died.

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@peak yoke flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @peak yoke died.

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@lost nova was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @lost nova died.

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@raw moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@idle pike was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@carmine cairn wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@carmine cairn was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@raw moss insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @grim palm insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @grim palm, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @grim palm died.

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@idle pike ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@raw moss found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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Out of boredom, @carmine cairn used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@carmine cairn performed open heart surgery on @raw moss, even though @raw moss never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 8th place: @past jasper
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @sacred grove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Nov 21, 2025, 1:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 1:41 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 21, 2025, 1:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 1:42 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

radiant kernel Nov 21, 2025, 1:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 1:42 AM

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@radiant kernel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 21, 2025, 1:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 1:44 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hasty grotto Nov 21, 2025, 2:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 2:03 AM

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@hasty grotto, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sacred grove Nov 21, 2025, 2:05 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 2:05 AM

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@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@short nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Nov 21, 2025, 2:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 2:14 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 21, 2025, 2:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 2:26 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 21, 2025, 2:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 2:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 21, 2025, 2:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 21, 2025, 2:27 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@short nymph, @radiant kernel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @hasty grotto, @sacred grove, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @raw moss, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@hasty grotto tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@peak yoke was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@short nymph couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @short nymph died.

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@radiant kernel drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @radiant kernel died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @long vine's. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@livid shuttle argued with @sacred grove about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@unreal moat took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@hasty grotto started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @hasty grotto suddenly didn't feel so good. @hasty grotto died.

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@livid shuttle decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@sacred grove's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@sacred grove was looking kind of dumb after @peak yoke's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @sacred grove died.

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@livid shuttle tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat and @carmine cairn decided to play catch with a Iron Shortsword. @unreal moat missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @unreal moat died.

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@exotic saddle wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.