#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 43

thick steppe Nov 18, 2025, 9:43 PM

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subtle gorge Nov 18, 2025, 9:50 PM

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static trout Nov 18, 2025, 10:03 PM

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idle egret Nov 18, 2025, 10:06 PM

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nova plover Nov 18, 2025, 10:10 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 18, 2025, 10:16 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 10:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 10:26 PM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 10:29 PM

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brazen plaza Nov 18, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 10:30 PM

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grim palm Nov 18, 2025, 10:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 10:31 PM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 11:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 11:01 PM

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glacial totem Nov 18, 2025, 11:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 11:13 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 11:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 11:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @subtle gorge, @thick steppe, @static trout, @grim palm, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @idle egret
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Thanks to @brazen plaza's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @peak yoke's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @brazen plaza died.

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@long vine was buried under an avalanche that @grim palm had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @long vine died.

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@nova plover created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @nova plover's artistic genius.

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@exotic saddle didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @exotic saddle died.

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@idle egret wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@thick steppe was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@carmine cairn baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@glacial totem found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @glacial totem died.

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@subtle gorge used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @nova plover tested this theory on @subtle gorge, who bounced, and ended up being right. @subtle gorge died.

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@thick steppe was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @thick steppe died.

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@static trout has fallen, and they can't get up. @static trout died.

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@grim palm went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @grim palm died.

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@nova plover panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@peak yoke was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @idle egret tattled on them.

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@carmine cairn knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@idle egret failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@idle egret was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @idle egret died.

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@tight niche gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle egret
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Nov 18, 2025, 11:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 11:42 PM

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earnest apex Nov 18, 2025, 11:53 PM

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static trout Nov 19, 2025, 12:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 12:10 AM

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peak yoke Nov 19, 2025, 12:10 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 19, 2025, 12:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 12:15 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 19, 2025, 12:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 12:16 AM

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nova plover Nov 19, 2025, 12:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 12:21 AM

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tidal bane Nov 19, 2025, 12:21 AM

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unreal moat Nov 19, 2025, 12:35 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 12:35 AM

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static trout Nov 19, 2025, 12:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 12:43 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 19, 2025, 12:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 12:43 AM

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near mortar Nov 19, 2025, 12:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 12:46 AM

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hollow tinsel Nov 19, 2025, 12:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 12:52 AM

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lost nova Nov 19, 2025, 1:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 1:02 AM

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radiant kernel Nov 19, 2025, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 1:26 AM

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long vine Nov 19, 2025, 1:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 1:28 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 19, 2025, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 1:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @radiant kernel, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @tidal bane, @hollow tinsel, @static trout, @earnest apex, @nova plover, @lost nova, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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The Wizard showed @tidal bane their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@lost nova asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@carmine cairn somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @carmine cairn's chests for the rest of its life.

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@near mortar heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @static trout, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@rancid citrus was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @exotic saddle. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @rancid citrus died.

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@nova plover sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@glacial totem shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@glacial totem played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@earnest apex fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@hollow tinsel went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@near mortar was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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A witch prophesized that @hollow tinsel would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@carmine cairn hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@unreal moat started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @unreal moat soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @unreal moat died.

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@tidal bane spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@near mortar was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @near mortar died.

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@radiant kernel used an Inferno Fork to eat. @lost nova thought they didn't notice, but @radiant kernel just really likes spicy food.

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@static trout took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@peak yoke accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@exotic saddle encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @exotic saddle decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@hollow tinsel hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @hollow tinsel died.

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@exotic saddle found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @exotic saddle headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@static trout angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@static trout was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @static trout died.

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@radiant kernel built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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While streaming a fitness game, @long vine accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@carmine cairn invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@earnest apex used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@lost nova tried to shoot an apple off of @earnest apex's head. @lost nova's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @earnest apex died.

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@tidal bane drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@tidal bane's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tidal bane! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@lost nova turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @lost nova died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@peak yoke angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine snuck up behind @nova plover, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @long vine decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@carmine cairn tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @radiant kernel saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @exotic saddle stabbed them in the back. @radiant kernel died.

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@nova plover tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@nova plover gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @nova plover died.

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@exotic saddle used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @exotic saddle died.

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The moon hit @tidal bane's eye like a big pizza pie. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn trapped @long vine in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@carmine cairn captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@long vine fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@long vine was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@long vine stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant kernel
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Nov 19, 2025, 1:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 1:46 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid citrus Nov 19, 2025, 1:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 1:55 AM

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static trout Nov 19, 2025, 1:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 1:57 AM

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near mortar Nov 19, 2025, 2:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:08 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lost nova Nov 19, 2025, 2:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:10 AM

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@lost nova, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 19, 2025, 2:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:21 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

karmic coral Nov 19, 2025, 2:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:23 AM

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glacial totem Nov 19, 2025, 2:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:24 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 19, 2025, 2:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane Nov 19, 2025, 2:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:28 AM

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long vine Nov 19, 2025, 2:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:28 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @lost nova, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @unreal moat, @karmic coral, @long vine, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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Someone let the dogs out! @glacial totem tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss cornered @lost nova at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @lost nova started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@karmic coral got quantum-entangled with @static trout, and used this opportunity to force @static trout to pick their own nose.

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@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@near mortar tried to steal @rancid citrus's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@near mortar tried to explain to @long vine that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @long vine countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @near mortar died.

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@rancid citrus painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@static trout went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @unreal moat, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@raw moss was arrested for killing @karmic coral with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @karmic coral died.

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@lost nova didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @tidal bane's. @tidal bane died.

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@lost nova was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @lost nova died.

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@rancid citrus got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @rancid citrus died.

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@long vine wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@raw moss was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @raw moss dried.

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@raw moss was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@raw moss emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @karmic coral
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

exotic saddle Nov 19, 2025, 2:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:38 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 19, 2025, 2:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:45 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 19, 2025, 2:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:53 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Nov 19, 2025, 2:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:56 AM

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@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 19, 2025, 2:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 2:59 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 19, 2025, 3:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 3:06 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grim palm Nov 19, 2025, 3:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 3:28 AM

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@grim palm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Nov 19, 2025, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 3:29 AM

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@exotic saddle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

fathom barn Nov 19, 2025, 3:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 3:57 AM

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 19, 2025, 4:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 4:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grim palm Nov 19, 2025, 4:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 4:27 AM

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@grim palm, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 19, 2025, 4:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 4:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @raw moss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @static trout, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom barn flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@exotic saddle's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@unreal moat accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke returned to their house, only to find that @glacial totem had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@raw moss heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@grim palm tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@tight niche won in a fight against @peak yoke by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @peak yoke died.

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@fathom barn was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @fathom barn died.

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@glacial totem tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@static trout went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @static trout's fault.

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@carmine cairn, @grim palm, and @static trout formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@raw moss began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@grim palm tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @grim palm was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @grim palm died.

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@static trout picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @static trout died.

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@carmine cairn invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @raw moss, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@glacial totem started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @static trout
150 points go to 6th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 7th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Nov 19, 2025, 4:37 AM

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maiden onyx Nov 19, 2025, 4:37 AM

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peak yoke Nov 19, 2025, 4:42 AM

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thick steppe Nov 19, 2025, 4:43 AM

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raw moss Nov 19, 2025, 4:46 AM

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unreal moat Nov 19, 2025, 5:03 AM

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cold swift Nov 19, 2025, 5:04 AM

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tight niche Nov 19, 2025, 5:29 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 19, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

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brave shore Nov 19, 2025, 5:35 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Nov 19, 2025, 6:02 AM

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wide prism Nov 19, 2025, 6:07 AM

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fathom barn Nov 19, 2025, 6:18 AM

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amber ermine Nov 19, 2025, 6:27 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @maiden onyx, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @wide prism, @raw moss, @cold swift, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @long vine died.

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@thick steppe sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@fathom barn declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @fathom barn's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@carmine cairn drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@tight niche and @unreal moat relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @brave shore would soon die a gruesome death. @brave shore ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@raw moss was cornered by @amber ermine, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@peak yoke kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@glacial totem couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@maiden onyx used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@wide prism used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@brave shore reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Tin Broadsword.

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@glacial totem told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @glacial totem died.

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@wide prism tied up @cold swift and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @cold swift to die. However, @cold swift managed to escape from their bonds.

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@thick steppe found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @thick steppe died.

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@carmine cairn threw @unreal moat into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @carmine cairn a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @unreal moat died.

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@amber ermine got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@maiden onyx used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @maiden onyx then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@peak yoke found some Diamond Ore. @raw moss quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@amber ermine swapped @wide prism's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @wide prism then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @wide prism died.

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@maiden onyx found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@cold swift started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @cold swift died.

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@peak yoke triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @peak yoke died.

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@fathom barn developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@amber ermine followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@maiden onyx rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @maiden onyx with unnecessary advice.

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@tight niche chased @maiden onyx with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @maiden onyx died.

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@fathom barn fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @fathom barn died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @carmine cairn a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @raw moss with it. However, @carmine cairn clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 5th place: @maiden onyx
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @cold swift
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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potent talon Nov 19, 2025, 6:40 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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raw moss Nov 19, 2025, 6:42 AM

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bb!register

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fathom barn Nov 19, 2025, 6:43 AM

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cold swift Nov 19, 2025, 6:44 AM

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glacial totem Nov 19, 2025, 6:49 AM

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idle egret Nov 19, 2025, 6:52 AM

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bb!register

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brave shore Nov 19, 2025, 7:07 AM

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bb!register

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carmine cairn Nov 19, 2025, 7:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 7:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 19, 2025, 7:27 AM

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bb!register

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Nov 19, 2025, 7:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 7:37 AM

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near mortar Nov 19, 2025, 7:40 AM

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long vine Nov 19, 2025, 7:50 AM

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fresh ingot Nov 19, 2025, 7:56 AM

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cold swift Nov 19, 2025, 8:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 8:19 AM

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@cold swift, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

wide prism Nov 19, 2025, 8:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 8:24 AM

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brazen shell Nov 19, 2025, 8:26 AM

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bb!register

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brave shore Nov 19, 2025, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 8:30 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @brazen shell, @glacial totem, @fresh ingot, @near mortar, @wide prism, @potent talon, @raw moss, @cold swift, @tight niche, @idle egret, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brazen shell loves @glacial totem to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @brazen shell died.

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@cold swift claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@raw moss started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@amber ermine found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@fathom barn will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@long vine tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@potent talon used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@glacial totem was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @brave shore was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@fresh ingot fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @fresh ingot died.

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@carmine cairn was furious at @idle egret for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @carmine cairn's special someone!

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@long vine tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@near mortar started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @cold swift forced them to put in some more effort.

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@raw moss told @potent talon a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@brave shore was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@near mortar was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @near mortar died.

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@amber ermine dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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Rumors started spreading that @wide prism was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @wide prism.

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@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@wide prism tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @wide prism died.

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@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@potent talon was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @potent talon died.

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@tight niche complained to @cold swift that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @long vine was the bartender, @brave shore was the DJ, and @cold swift was the pinata. @cold swift died.

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@carmine cairn, @amber ermine, and @long vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@fathom barn equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@idle egret wished for the ability to fly. @raw moss granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @idle egret died.

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@brave shore started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@tight niche comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@carmine cairn activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@amber ermine tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @tight niche's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @amber ermine died.

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@fathom barn was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @fathom barn die

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@fathom barn playfully poked @raw moss and laughed. @raw moss playfully poked them back with a Dark Lance. @fathom barn died.

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@long vine donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@carmine cairn zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@raw moss opportunistically attacked @long vine with a Seedler while their cell phone was ringing. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @brave shore's head instead. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@carmine cairn felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 9th place: @cold swift
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fathom barn Nov 19, 2025, 8:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 8:40 AM

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 19, 2025, 8:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 8:42 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 19, 2025, 8:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 8:50 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@unique prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 19, 2025, 9:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:28 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Nov 19, 2025, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 19, 2025, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 19, 2025, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:30 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

wide prism Nov 19, 2025, 9:59 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:59 AM

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@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle egret Nov 19, 2025, 10:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:12 AM

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@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @idle egret, @unique prism, @long vine, @brave shore, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom barn tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @fathom barn died.

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@amber ermine summoned a solar eclipse while @unique prism was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern vaporized @idle egret with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @idle egret died.

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@wide prism started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @long vine and @raw moss out.

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@raw moss wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@long vine stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@tight niche stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @tight niche blinked first.

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@brave shore had a wholesome reunion with @wide prism, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tranquil wyvern lured @unique prism into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @unique prism's dust allergy! @unique prism died.

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@raw moss drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tight niche appeared instead.

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@wide prism saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@tranquil wyvern flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@wide prism thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@tranquil wyvern smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@tight niche made some Synonym Rolls for @long vine and @raw moss. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@wide prism bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @wide prism was blown to smithereens. @wide prism died.

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@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@tranquil wyvern was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @raw moss, who was out swimming that day. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@long vine started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@long vine tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @unique prism
100 points go to 8th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

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@fathom barn woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @fathom barn died.

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@long vine replaced @amber ermine's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @amber ermine died.

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@fallen gull and @idle egret were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @fallen gull suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @idle egret turned around to look. @idle egret died.

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@long vine had a dirty mind. Then @tranquil wyvern sprayed @long vine's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @long vine died.

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@fallen gull tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @fallen gull died.

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@tranquil wyvern rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@weary helm wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@weary helm declared war on emus. The emus won. @weary helm died.

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@tranquil wyvern fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @brave shore. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@brave shore was building a nice house. @tight niche asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @brave shore just looked confused.

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@raw moss wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@brave shore ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tight niche by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @raw moss's positioning was a bit off. @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @weary helm
150 points go to 6th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

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@tranquil wyvern thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@fathom barn got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @fathom barn died.

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@amber ermine's face was scorched off after @unreal moat took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @amber ermine died.

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@zenith root overwhelmed @brazen shell with a storm of flying bananas. @brazen shell died.

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@neat moss beat @near mortar into a pulp with a stale baguette. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @unreal moat, who was in the front row. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke bashed @terse ferry in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@tranquil wyvern and @neat moss were about to face off, but @tranquil wyvern had to run off to the restroom first.

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@zenith root found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@brave shore tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@weary helm saw @peak yoke standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@azure sundial greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @azure sundial died.

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@tight niche smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@terse ferry donned a Martian costume and chased @weary helm in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @weary helm died.

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@neat moss tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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After @zenith root went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @zenith root died.

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@neat moss accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @neat moss died.

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@brave shore tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@tight niche became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@tranquil wyvern cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@terse ferry filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@terse ferry activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @terse ferry died.

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@brave shore tried to deal a finishing blow to @tight niche, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@tight niche and @brave shore attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@tranquil wyvern used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @terse ferry
150 points go to 5th place: @neat moss
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @weary helm
100 points go to 8th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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@amber ermine called @fathom barn a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @fathom barn died.

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@peak yoke and @azure sundial found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@terse ferry was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@weary helm spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@tight niche tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @viscid orchid, but it refused to listen because @tight niche didn't have enough badges.

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@carmine cairn started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@cold swift tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @cold swift's mouth.

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@terse ferry was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @terse ferry died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@weary helm made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @weary helm died.

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@viscid orchid used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @viscid orchid didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @viscid orchid died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @near mortar's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@peak yoke tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@tight niche ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @tight niche, @near mortar broke their fall with their own body. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to start a band, and recruited @carmine cairn as their keyboard player. @carmine cairn showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@peak yoke started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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A pretty fairy led @cold swift to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @cold swift died.

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@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@azure sundial attacked @tranquil wyvern with a Legendary Zenith, but @tranquil wyvern's pen was mightier. @azure sundial died.

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@carmine cairn started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @carmine cairn decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@tight niche tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@amber ermine went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@tranquil wyvern won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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A zombie snuck up on @peak yoke and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @peak yoke died.

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@amber ermine fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche ripped @tranquil wyvern's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @tight niche accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 7th place: @cold swift
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 10th place: @weary helm

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@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @weary helm, @viscid orchid, @unreal moat, @static trout, @wide prism, @azure sundial, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@amber ermine heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@unreal moat started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @wide prism wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@viscid orchid picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@tranquil wyvern and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@azure sundial started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@peak yoke hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @peak yoke could pull it to shore.

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@weary helm consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@tight niche worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@fathom barn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @fathom barn's ego received a small boost.

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@static trout overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@unreal moat found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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The Nurse told @viscid orchid they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @viscid orchid died.

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@tranquil wyvern was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @unreal moat's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@wide prism saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@carmine cairn's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @carmine cairn responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@tight niche took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @azure sundial's Rod of Discord.

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@static trout called @amber ermine on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @static trout died.

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@fathom barn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@wide prism caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @wide prism died.

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@weary helm claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @peak yoke was morbidly interested.

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@tranquil wyvern had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@azure sundial ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @azure sundial died.

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@peak yoke summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @peak yoke died.

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While @amber ermine looked inside a Corruption chasm, @tranquil wyvern pranked them by pushing them inside. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@fathom barn started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@weary helm bought a Gatligator and fired it at @fathom barn for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @weary helm furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@tranquil wyvern built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@tight niche handed @weary helm a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @weary helm died.

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@tight niche escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@fathom barn hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@tranquil wyvern confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@carmine cairn tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tight niche and @fathom barn, who did not approve of gambling.

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@tranquil wyvern launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@tight niche screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@fathom barn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@carmine cairn thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@fathom barn was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @fathom barn died.

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@tranquil wyvern was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @tranquil wyvern into the freezing cold water. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 5th place: @weary helm
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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@nimble gorge jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @nimble gorge died.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@amber ermine drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @amber ermine died.

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@exotic saddle got burninated by Tim. @exotic saddle died.

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@wide prism found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@jolly swift was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@earnest apex became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @earnest apex died.

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@jolly swift used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@wide prism had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @wide prism's skull. @wide prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @tranquil wyvern's face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@jolly swift asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @jolly swift to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @tight niche found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble gorge

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@brisk zephyr accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @peak yoke was watching. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tight niche tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@carmine cairn learned all of @tranquil wyvern's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@jolly swift found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @wide prism to check it out. @wide prism decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@fathom barn activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @fathom barn died.

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@dim spruce flexed so hard on @exotic saddle that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @exotic saddle died.

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@grim palm made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @grim palm died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @chrome steeple, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @chrome steeple was too boring.

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@peak yoke hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@earnest apex used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@wide prism decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@peak yoke made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @earnest apex died.

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@chrome steeple was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @chrome steeple died.

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@wide prism was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @wide prism died.

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@dim spruce was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @dim spruce died.

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@jolly swift had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@carmine cairn killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote @jolly swift's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@tight niche attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@carmine cairn theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@tight niche put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @tight niche whole. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @dim spruce
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @grim palm

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@sweet fractal offered to add a gold trim to @short nymph's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@peak yoke contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@tranquil wyvern found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@carmine cairn squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@sweet fractal went AFK in their gel farm. @earnest apex set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @sweet fractal died.

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@static trout tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @static trout's mind right in front of their face. @static trout died.

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@dim spruce practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@rancid citrus obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@peak yoke took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @peak yoke died.

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@azure sundial mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@tight niche drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@wide prism put two forward slashes in front of @azure sundial and commented them out of existence. @azure sundial died.

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@carmine cairn was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@dim spruce eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@earnest apex brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @earnest apex died.

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@lost nova and @wide prism strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @lost nova suggested using cover against them. @wide prism recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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The sun burnt @subtle gorge into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@tight niche left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@rancid citrus tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@grim palm found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@tranquil wyvern teleported behind @wide prism using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @wide prism died.

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@grim palm pulled out their Shadewood Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @grim palm pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@carmine cairn tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@short nymph stopped a meteor from crushing @tranquil wyvern and @subtle gorge with their own body. @short nymph died.

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@brave shore watched @dim spruce go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @dim spruce was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@tight niche tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@rancid citrus pumped @subtle gorge full of lead. No one was hurt, but @subtle gorge's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tranquil wyvern threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @subtle gorge would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @subtle gorge died.

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@grim palm stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @grim palm died.

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@carmine cairn dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@brave shore hid an actuator in @dim spruce's lunch. Later that day, @dim spruce stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @dim spruce died.

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@lost nova didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @lost nova died.

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@tranquil wyvern was ordered by @brave shore to sing a song or be killed. @tranquil wyvern tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was dunked on by @rancid citrus. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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No one told @rancid citrus that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @rancid citrus died.

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@tight niche sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@brave shore tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@carmine cairn found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth with @brave shore's shoelaces.

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@tight niche used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @rancid citrus
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 7th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 9th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 10th place: @short nymph

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:11 PM

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@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 19, 2025, 9:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:21 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wide prism Nov 19, 2025, 9:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:24 PM

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@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 19, 2025, 9:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @grim palm, @short nymph, @azure sundial, @earnest apex, @brave shore, @subtle gorge, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @sweet fractal to notice them. @sweet fractal died.

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@short nymph got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @short nymph died.

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@azure sundial was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @azure sundial died.

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@carmine cairn went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @carmine cairn's canvas.

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@grim palm shot their Shotgun to the left of @earnest apex just to scare them. @earnest apex heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @earnest apex died.

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@wide prism became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @wide prism died.

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@rancid citrus was playing hide and seek with @grim palm and @brave shore, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @rancid citrus died.

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@grim palm summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @grim palm died.

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@subtle gorge followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @subtle gorge discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @subtle gorge died.

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@brave shore couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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After opening a present, @tight niche discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@carmine cairn threw @tight niche in the washing machine and turned it on. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@carmine cairn fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @azure sundial
100 points go to 10th place: @short nymph

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

lost nova Nov 19, 2025, 9:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:40 PM

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@lost nova, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grim palm Nov 19, 2025, 9:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:46 PM

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@grim palm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle egret Nov 19, 2025, 9:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:48 PM

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@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

noble island Nov 19, 2025, 9:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:53 PM

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@noble island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 19, 2025, 9:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:54 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Nov 19, 2025, 9:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 9:59 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 19, 2025, 10:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:08 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Nov 19, 2025, 10:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:18 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 19, 2025, 10:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:23 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upbeat fern Nov 19, 2025, 10:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:24 PM

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@upbeat fern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 19, 2025, 10:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 19, 2025, 10:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 19, 2025, 10:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @lost nova, @exotic saddle, @idle egret, @grim palm, @noble island, @long vine, and @upbeat fern
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@idle egret found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@upbeat fern created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.