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earnest apex Nov 17, 2025, 8:19 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 17, 2025, 8:22 PM

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brave shore Nov 17, 2025, 8:22 PM

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robust swallow Nov 17, 2025, 8:31 PM

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subtle gorge Nov 17, 2025, 8:33 PM

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spring ridge Nov 17, 2025, 8:37 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 17, 2025, 8:41 PM

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sand mulch Nov 17, 2025, 8:45 PM

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wide prism Nov 17, 2025, 8:45 PM

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rancid citrus Nov 17, 2025, 8:45 PM

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spiral parcel Nov 17, 2025, 9:00 PM

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peak yoke Nov 17, 2025, 9:06 PM

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glacial totem Nov 17, 2025, 9:24 PM

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grizzled tusk Nov 17, 2025, 9:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @steel sentinel, @rancid citrus, @spiral parcel, @robust swallow, @glacial totem, @lost nova, @exotic saddle, @dim spruce, @spring ridge, @gusty bobcat, @peak yoke, @sand mulch, @earnest apex, @brave shore, @wide prism, and @subtle gorge
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@lost nova shot @earnest apex with a Water Gun. @earnest apex shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@rancid citrus kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @gusty bobcat had had enough, so they scooped @rancid citrus to death with an ice cream spoon. @rancid citrus died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @robust swallow spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@exotic saddle brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@spiral parcel fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @spiral parcel died.

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@tranquil wyvern set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@robust swallow was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @robust swallow died.

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@spring ridge thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@peak yoke was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@glacial totem paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Uzi.

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@lost nova got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @lost nova died.

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@exotic saddle realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @exotic saddle died.

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@wide prism found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@dim spruce was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @dim spruce died.

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@spring ridge began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @spring ridge died.

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@gusty bobcat sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @gusty bobcat died.

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@sand mulch equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@steel sentinel took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @grizzled tusk started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@peak yoke drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @glacial totem mopped @peak yoke up with a tissue. @peak yoke died.

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@subtle gorge forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@wide prism was tired of @sand mulch constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @sand mulch's front yard. @sand mulch died.

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@earnest apex was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @earnest apex died.

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@glacial totem decisively vanquished @wide prism through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @wide prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, and @subtle gorge raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@subtle gorge accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @subtle gorge, go jump off that cliff. @subtle gorge died.

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@steel sentinel climbed a tree without using their arms.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @grizzled tusk tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@tranquil wyvern blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @tranquil wyvern's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@grizzled tusk managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @grizzled tusk found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @grizzled tusk died.

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@tranquil wyvern played rock-paper-scissors with @brave shore. @tranquil wyvern played paper. @brave shore played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @tranquil wyvern was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@glacial totem tried to confess their love to @steel sentinel, but @steel sentinel interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@glacial totem was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@brave shore almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@steel sentinel was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@steel sentinel tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@glacial totem was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@brave shore found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @brave shore pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@glacial totem underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @sand mulch
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Nov 17, 2025, 9:39 PM

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robust swallow Nov 17, 2025, 9:44 PM

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noble island Nov 17, 2025, 9:51 PM

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spring ridge Nov 17, 2025, 9:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 17, 2025, 9:56 PM

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nova plover Nov 17, 2025, 10:14 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 17, 2025, 10:14 PM

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short nymph Nov 17, 2025, 10:16 PM

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earnest apex Nov 17, 2025, 10:18 PM

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grim palm Nov 17, 2025, 10:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 17, 2025, 10:19 PM

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near urchin Nov 17, 2025, 10:28 PM

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glacial totem Nov 17, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 17, 2025, 10:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@robust swallow, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @grim palm, @short nymph, @spring ridge, @near urchin, @noble island, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@exotic saddle spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@robust swallow went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @robust swallow died.

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@exotic saddle spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @exotic saddle still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @exotic saddle died.

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@grim palm started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @grim palm died.

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@earnest apex visited @noble island, but no one was home. @earnest apex felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@spring ridge died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @spring ridge died.

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@near urchin and @short nymph were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @near urchin played solitaire. @short nymph stood behind them and watched.

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@nova plover listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @nova plover saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@near urchin was walked on by a Martian Walker. @near urchin died.

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@glacial totem went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@noble island sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @noble island died.

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@short nymph accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@nova plover learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@earnest apex spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @earnest apex died.

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@short nymph ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @short nymph died.

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@nova plover opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@glacial totem burned @nova plover to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @glacial totem for reading books. @nova plover died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @nova plover
250 points go to 3rd place: @short nymph
150 points go to 4th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 5th place: @noble island
150 points go to 6th place: @near urchin
100 points go to 7th place: @spring ridge
100 points go to 8th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @robust swallow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Nov 17, 2025, 10:42 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 17, 2025, 10:45 PM

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grim palm Nov 17, 2025, 10:52 PM

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earnest apex Nov 17, 2025, 11:03 PM

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nova plover Nov 17, 2025, 11:21 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 17, 2025, 11:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 17, 2025, 11:24 PM

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oak temple Nov 17, 2025, 11:28 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

spring ridge Nov 17, 2025, 11:38 PM

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oak temple Nov 17, 2025, 11:39 PM

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unreal moat Nov 17, 2025, 11:46 PM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 12:02 AM

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proud lava Nov 18, 2025, 12:06 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 18, 2025, 12:20 AM

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tidal bane Nov 18, 2025, 12:21 AM

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@lost nova, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@proud lava, @rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @oak temple, @nova plover, @lost nova, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @spring ridge, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @tidal bane
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@proud lava moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @proud lava died.

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@earnest apex started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@exotic saddle made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@rancid citrus got stuck in @long vine's Rod of Discord farm. @rancid citrus died.

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@glacial totem paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Blizzard Staff.

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@unreal moat was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@oak temple tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @oak temple died.

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@lost nova tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@grim palm was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @nova plover stopped them in time.

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@exotic saddle realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @exotic saddle died.

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@glacial totem underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@lost nova hosted a spelling bee! @grim palm had to spell "cat". @carmine cairn had to spell "rain". @spring ridge had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@tidal bane was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@grim palm was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @grim palm's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @grim palm died.

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@unreal moat crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @long vine laughed at them, not knowing that @unreal moat was just a completionist.

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@lost nova screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@nova plover told @unreal moat to step off their carpet, which they did. @nova plover proceeded to murder @unreal moat, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @unreal moat died.

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@tidal bane sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@spring ridge couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@carmine cairn gave a hug to @earnest apex and almost choked them to death!

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@glacial totem started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@long vine opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@glacial totem got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@spring ridge constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@spring ridge was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @spring ridge died.

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@earnest apex called @nova plover a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @long vine woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tidal bane got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @tidal bane died.

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@glacial totem began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@long vine donated all of their organs to those in need. @long vine died.

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@nova plover started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@nova plover wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @lost nova into an apple. @lost nova died.

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@nova plover tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @nova plover died.

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There once was a @carmine cairn who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @carmine cairn's insides, and all the animals were freed. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @nova plover
150 points go to 4th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @spring ridge
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @grim palm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

glacial totem Nov 18, 2025, 12:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:39 AM

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lost nova Nov 18, 2025, 12:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:43 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 18, 2025, 12:44 AM

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grim palm Nov 18, 2025, 12:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:46 AM

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unreal moat Nov 18, 2025, 12:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:47 AM

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rancid citrus Nov 18, 2025, 12:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:55 AM

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earnest apex Nov 18, 2025, 12:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:55 AM

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peak yoke Nov 18, 2025, 12:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:56 AM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 12:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:57 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 1:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 1:20 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @lost nova, @exotic saddle, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@earnest apex popped @rancid citrus by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @rancid citrus died.

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@glacial totem's booty was plundered by pirates. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@lost nova tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @lost nova died.

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@unreal moat looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @peak yoke died.

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@grim palm aimed a Last Prism beam at @earnest apex, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@earnest apex was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @earnest apex died.

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@exotic saddle found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@carmine cairn sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@grim palm spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @grim palm died.

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@long vine opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@exotic saddle vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @long vine, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 4th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid citrus

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@rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @lost nova, @glacial totem, @grim palm, @short nymph, @unreal moat, @dim spruce, @peak yoke, and @long vine
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@rancid citrus tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@grim palm tried attacking @carmine cairn, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@dim spruce attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@unreal moat tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@peak yoke found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@glacial totem gave @long vine a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @long vine gave @glacial totem a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @glacial totem died.

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@grim palm was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @grim palm died.

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Santa Claus asked @lost nova what they wanted for Christmas. @lost nova replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@short nymph invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @short nymph died.

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@lost nova held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@rancid citrus and @unreal moat spotted a Book of Skulls on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@long vine silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @carmine cairn's back, which then integrated itself into @carmine cairn's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@unreal moat spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @long vine. @unreal moat died.

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@dim spruce built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @dim spruce died.

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@lost nova soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @lost nova dyed.

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@rancid citrus 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @peak yoke to death. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @long vine died.

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@rancid citrus traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @rancid citrus died.

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@lost nova finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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The Wall of Flesh told @lost nova that there was something stuck in their teeth. @lost nova checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @lost nova died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @lost nova
250 points go to 3rd place: @rancid citrus
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @short nymph
100 points go to 9th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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lost nova Nov 18, 2025, 4:28 AM

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idle pike Nov 18, 2025, 4:28 AM

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@maiden onyx, @tight niche, @rancid citrus, @idle pike, @lost nova, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @tranquil peak, @grim palm, and @long vine
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@maiden onyx "borrowed" @glacial totem's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @glacial totem's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @maiden onyx could return it.

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@rancid citrus tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@lost nova tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@glacial totem cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @glacial totem's heart! @glacial totem died.

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@exotic saddle forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @exotic saddle died.

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@long vine tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @long vine died.

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@grim palm wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @grim palm turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @grim palm died.

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@idle pike made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@lost nova had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@idle pike made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@tranquil peak failed to properly hydrate. @tranquil peak died.

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@lost nova decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @lost nova died.

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@tight niche heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @tight niche stopped because their voice became horse.

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@maiden onyx asked @idle pike to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @maiden onyx died.

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@rancid citrus had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @rancid citrus wasn't a pie. @rancid citrus died.

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@tight niche saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@idle pike made fun of @tight niche for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tight niche shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @rancid citrus
150 points go to 4th place: @maiden onyx
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil peak
100 points go to 7th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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radiant kernel Nov 18, 2025, 4:54 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 5:25 AM

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peak yoke Nov 18, 2025, 5:28 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @tight niche, @radiant kernel, @carmine cairn, @warped helm, @exotic saddle, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, and @thick steppe
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@maiden onyx literally can't even. @maiden onyx died.

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@warped helm somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @warped helm died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @grim palm was the trumpet, @unreal moat was the clarinetist, @radiant kernel was the drummer, and @exotic saddle was the drum. @exotic saddle died.

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@unreal moat decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @carmine cairn setting explosives beneath them. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @long vine died.

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@radiant kernel hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@radiant kernel tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @radiant kernel died.

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@thick steppe fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @carmine cairn and @grim palm to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@brave shore managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@grim palm pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @grim palm died.

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@thick steppe tried to high-five @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@thick steppe used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @thick steppe died.

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@brave shore and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tight niche sped up the process by stabbing @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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After partying all night, @tight niche was shot by @carmine cairn in a swimming pool. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant kernel
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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grim palm Nov 18, 2025, 5:38 AM

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wide prism Nov 18, 2025, 5:55 AM

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glacial totem Nov 18, 2025, 6:01 AM

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potent talon Nov 18, 2025, 6:28 AM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 6:29 AM

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brave shore Nov 18, 2025, 6:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@radiant kernel, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @grim palm, @wide prism, @potent talon, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@grim palm watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@radiant kernel forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @radiant kernel died.

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@glacial totem thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @glacial totem's potions with Red Potions. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat swung a Night's Edge at @carmine cairn and missed. However, @carmine cairn acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @unreal moat to receive a yellow card.

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@wide prism took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@unreal moat's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon, @peak yoke, and @carmine cairn worked on a group project, but it looked like @potent talon was doing most of the work.

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@wide prism thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@wide prism accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @wide prism died.

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@brave shore and @grim palm got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@potent talon was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @potent talon died.

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@peak yoke was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @peak yoke died.

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@grim palm was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @grim palm died.

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@carmine cairn found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tight niche, who silenced @carmine cairn by filling their hiding place with water. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tight niche diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@tight niche found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@brave shore tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@tight niche was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @grim palm
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @radiant kernel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Nov 18, 2025, 6:40 AM

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grim palm Nov 18, 2025, 6:41 AM

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radiant kernel Nov 18, 2025, 6:43 AM

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amber ermine Nov 18, 2025, 6:45 AM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 7:27 AM

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wide prism Nov 18, 2025, 8:21 AM

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cyan quartz Nov 18, 2025, 9:11 AM

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radiant kernel Nov 18, 2025, 9:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 9:31 AM

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wide prism Nov 18, 2025, 10:09 AM

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raw moss Nov 18, 2025, 10:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@cyan quartz, @tight niche, @radiant kernel, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @grim palm, @unreal moat, @brave shore, @thick steppe, and @wide prism
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@cyan quartz dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @cyan quartz died.

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@brave shore faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@amber ermine put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@thick steppe used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@radiant kernel used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@radiant kernel ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @radiant kernel's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @radiant kernel died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @amber ermine was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat, @brave shore and @grim palm played hot potato with a grenade. @grim palm forgot to pass it on. @grim palm died.

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@wide prism stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@tight niche accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@unreal moat's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @unreal moat died.

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@wide prism shot @thick steppe in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @thick steppe died.

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@brave shore tried to shoot @tight niche using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @raw moss's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@wide prism got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @tight niche got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @wide prism died.

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@brave shore commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@raw moss tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@tight niche tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@tight niche made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@brave shore learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @grim palm
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @radiant kernel
100 points go to 10th place: @cyan quartz

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Nov 18, 2025, 10:56 AM

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unreal moat Nov 18, 2025, 11:02 AM

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blazing plume Nov 18, 2025, 11:08 AM

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lost nova Nov 18, 2025, 11:20 AM

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fallen gull Nov 18, 2025, 11:24 AM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 11:26 AM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 11:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @blazing plume, @sweet fractal, @fallen gull, @lost nova, @unreal moat, @fresh ingot, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@amber ermine drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@long vine consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@fresh ingot became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@blazing plume asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @blazing plume died.

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@sweet fractal wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @sweet fractal died.

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@fallen gull was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@lost nova tried to get @fallen gull to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @lost nova died.

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@unreal moat found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche found some soup in their fly.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@fresh ingot walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @fresh ingot died.

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@fallen gull went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tranquil wyvern found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@long vine explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tight niche was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@long vine took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@fallen gull stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @fallen gull died.

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@tranquil wyvern vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fallen gull
150 points go to 5th place: @fresh ingot
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @blazing plume
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Nov 18, 2025, 11:38 AM

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nova plover Nov 18, 2025, 11:43 AM

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blazing plume Nov 18, 2025, 11:46 AM

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brave shore Nov 18, 2025, 11:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 11:49 AM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 11:55 AM

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wide prism Nov 18, 2025, 12:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:13 PM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 12:29 PM

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brazen shell Nov 18, 2025, 12:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:43 PM

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wide prism Nov 18, 2025, 12:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 12:49 PM

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peak yoke Nov 18, 2025, 1:06 PM

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terse ferry Nov 18, 2025, 1:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 1:25 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @blazing plume, @nova plover, @brazen shell, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @terse ferry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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After an intense fight, @nova plover was beaten by @brave shore in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @brave shore told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@blazing plume heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @blazing plume died.

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@long vine ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@terse ferry found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@unreal moat got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@brazen shell tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@nova plover put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @nova plover died.

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@wide prism huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@unreal moat invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@brazen shell wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @brazen shell died.

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@unreal moat wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @peak yoke died.

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@brave shore dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @long vine, but @long vine simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @brave shore died.

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@long vine looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@wide prism made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @wide prism died.

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After @terse ferry drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @terse ferry died.

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@tight niche saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@long vine laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@long vine trash talked @tight niche, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @long vine suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @terse ferry
150 points go to 4th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @brazen shell
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @blazing plume

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Nov 18, 2025, 1:37 PM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 1:38 PM

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terse ferry Nov 18, 2025, 1:38 PM

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near mortar Nov 18, 2025, 1:39 PM

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brazen shell Nov 18, 2025, 1:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 18, 2025, 2:14 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 2:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 2:20 PM

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dim gale Nov 18, 2025, 2:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 2:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 2:27 PM

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amber ermine Nov 18, 2025, 2:34 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 2:34 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Nov 18, 2025, 2:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 2:42 PM

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@near mortar, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 18, 2025, 3:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:00 PM

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fathom barn Nov 18, 2025, 3:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:03 PM

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peak yoke Nov 18, 2025, 3:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:05 PM

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wide prism Nov 18, 2025, 3:11 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 3:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

devout dew Nov 18, 2025, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @devout dew, @brazen shell, @terse ferry, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @wide prism, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@near mortar pranked @dim gale by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@fathom barn got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @fathom barn died.

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@dim gale thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @dim gale died.

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@brazen shell swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @brazen shell died.

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@devout dew combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@unreal moat built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke tried to throw a Mythril Halberd at @wide prism before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@near mortar hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @near mortar died.

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@terse ferry purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@wide prism ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@wide prism was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @wide prism died.

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@devout dew told @peak yoke that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @peak yoke vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@tranquil wyvern spiced up @peak yoke's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @peak yoke died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @carmine cairn thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@amber ermine programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @amber ermine died.

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@terse ferry planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@terse ferry woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @terse ferry died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @long vine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @tranquil wyvern by two. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @carmine cairn let them be.

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@tight niche somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@devout dew claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@carmine cairn headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @long vine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@tight niche modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@devout dew tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @devout dew's brains. @devout dew died.

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@long vine fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @long vine died.

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@tight niche sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@carmine cairn wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@tight niche did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @carmine cairn, who happened to be passing by.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@carmine cairn yelled, "Duck!" @tight niche excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @devout dew
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @terse ferry
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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terse ferry Nov 18, 2025, 3:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:39 PM

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tidal bane Nov 18, 2025, 3:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:39 PM

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unreal moat Nov 18, 2025, 3:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:42 PM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 3:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:43 PM

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fathom barn Nov 18, 2025, 3:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 3:44 PM

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@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 18, 2025, 3:49 PM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 4:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @surreal cedar, @exotic saddle, @terse ferry, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @static trout, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @robust swallow
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@exotic saddle suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@unreal moat started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@fathom barn tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @fathom barn died.

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@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @static trout caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@robust swallow dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tranquil wyvern fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@long vine ran with scissors. @long vine died.

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@surreal cedar took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @surreal cedar died.

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@exotic saddle was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @amber ermine tried putting @exotic saddle back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @exotic saddle died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @tight niche flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@terse ferry was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @terse ferry died.

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@tranquil wyvern got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tranquil wyvern wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tranquil wyvern was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@tidal bane and @amber ermine built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@static trout found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @unreal moat died.

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@static trout ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @static trout died.

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@tight niche killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@amber ermine damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@tight niche constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@tranquil wyvern started rallying for goblin rights.

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@tidal bane and @carmine cairn had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@robust swallow tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@tranquil wyvern joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @amber ermine randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@tidal bane made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@robust swallow started blocking @carmine cairn's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@robust swallow toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @robust swallow died.

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@tidal bane was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tight niche felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@tight niche caused @carmine cairn to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@carmine cairn decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @robust swallow
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @terse ferry
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

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robust swallow Nov 18, 2025, 4:38 PM

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amber ermine Nov 18, 2025, 4:49 PM

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blazing plume Nov 18, 2025, 5:00 PM

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wide prism Nov 18, 2025, 5:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 18, 2025, 5:05 PM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 5:05 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 5:21 PM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 5:28 PM

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terse ferry Nov 18, 2025, 5:49 PM

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pulsar sable Nov 18, 2025, 6:07 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 18, 2025, 6:21 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @blazing plume, @robust swallow, @terse ferry, @long vine, @tidal bane, @pulsar sable, and @wide prism
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@viscid orchid flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @tidal bane when the world was flipped.

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@robust swallow appeared to be taking a group picture of @pulsar sable, @wide prism, and @carmine cairn. @robust swallow's selfie turned out great!

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@tight niche looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@blazing plume came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@amber ermine tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@long vine used the power of Flex Tape to stick @viscid orchid in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @viscid orchid's suffering to a swift end. @viscid orchid died.

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@blazing plume ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @blazing plume died.

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@terse ferry tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@tranquil wyvern befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@robust swallow carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @robust swallow died.

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@long vine carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @long vine died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @wide prism is approaching @carmine cairn!

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@tight niche found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@carmine cairn invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@pulsar sable asked @tranquil wyvern if they "knew the way". @tranquil wyvern didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@tidal bane had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @wide prism shot them with an arrow. @tidal bane died.

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@terse ferry pointed a wooden wand at @carmine cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@tight niche ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @wide prism before they could say "Zoinks!" @wide prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@tranquil wyvern made up their own language and used it to threaten @terse ferry, who simply scratched their head.

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@tight niche warned @pulsar sable not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @pulsar sable trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@pulsar sable was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @pulsar sable died.

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@tranquil wyvern found @terse ferry sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@tight niche wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@carmine cairn built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@terse ferry equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @tight niche chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @terse ferry's shattered corpse. @terse ferry died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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There was a snake in @tranquil wyvern's boot! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @terse ferry
150 points go to 5th place: @pulsar sable
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @robust swallow
100 points go to 10th place: @blazing plume

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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pulsar sable Nov 18, 2025, 6:39 PM

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robust swallow Nov 18, 2025, 6:39 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 18, 2025, 6:42 PM

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jolly swift Nov 18, 2025, 7:05 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 18, 2025, 7:11 PM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 7:18 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 18, 2025, 7:25 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 7:29 PM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 7:29 PM

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velvet dune Nov 18, 2025, 7:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @carmine cairn, @robust swallow, @exotic saddle, @long vine, @pulsar sable, and @velvet dune
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@carmine cairn donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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All that glitters is not gold. @exotic saddle disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@velvet dune tried to instigate drama against @viscid orchid, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @velvet dune used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @viscid orchid died.

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@robust swallow was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@robust swallow tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @robust swallow died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@long vine performed surgery on a grape.

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@jolly swift got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@jolly swift recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@velvet dune and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @velvet dune's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@pulsar sable became convinced that @long vine was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @long vine, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@tranquil wyvern got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@carmine cairn was infected by a zombie virus. @carmine cairn died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@exotic saddle saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @exotic saddle died.

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@tight niche tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tight niche decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @pulsar sable into fertilizer. @pulsar sable died.

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@jolly swift shot @velvet dune to death with a finger gun. @velvet dune died.

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@long vine woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@jolly swift received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@tight niche trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@tranquil wyvern skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @long vine alive. @long vine died.

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@tight niche tried to strike @carmine cairn down, but @carmine cairn instead became more powerful than @tight niche could possibly imagine.

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@tight niche hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@carmine cairn was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@carmine cairn somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@tight niche joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tight niche was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @pulsar sable
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @robust swallow
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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earnest gulch Nov 18, 2025, 7:39 PM

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subtle gorge Nov 18, 2025, 7:40 PM

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exotic saddle Nov 18, 2025, 7:40 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 18, 2025, 7:43 PM

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long vine Nov 18, 2025, 7:44 PM

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static trout Nov 18, 2025, 7:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 18, 2025, 8:00 PM

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brave shore Nov 18, 2025, 8:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 8:22 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 8:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 8:24 PM

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tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 8:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 8:28 PM

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rancid citrus Nov 18, 2025, 8:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 8:28 PM

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lost nova Nov 18, 2025, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 8:29 PM

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thick steppe Nov 18, 2025, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 8:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @exotic saddle, @subtle gorge, @viscid orchid, @earnest gulch, @thick steppe, @static trout, @lost nova, and @tight niche
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The fighting begins again!

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@lost nova, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @brave shore, @long vine, @subtle gorge, @rancid citrus, and @exotic saddle decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @long vine. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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Congratulations, @subtle gorge! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @subtle gorge died.

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@viscid orchid forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @viscid orchid died.

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@tight niche cut through @earnest gulch with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @earnest gulch died.

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@static trout finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @static trout died.

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@exotic saddle tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @exotic saddle then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@thick steppe used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @thick steppe died.

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@rancid citrus challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @rancid citrus died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @brave shore being mercilessly tickled by @tight niche.

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@lost nova learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@lost nova accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @lost nova died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @tranquil wyvern died. @tranquil wyvern died. @tranquil wyvern died. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @tight niche with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@carmine cairn claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@tight niche received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @tight niche died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @carmine cairn's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@carmine cairn brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest gulch

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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exotic saddle Nov 18, 2025, 8:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 8:38 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@rancid citrus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest gulch Nov 18, 2025, 8:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 8:41 PM

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@earnest gulch, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

static trout Nov 18, 2025, 8:46 PM

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glacial totem Nov 18, 2025, 8:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 8:50 PM

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peak yoke Nov 18, 2025, 9:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 9:07 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 18, 2025, 9:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 9:16 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 18, 2025, 9:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 9:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Nov 18, 2025, 9:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 9:26 PM

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@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lost nova Nov 18, 2025, 9:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 9:26 PM

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@lost nova, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near urchin Nov 18, 2025, 9:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 9:28 PM

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@near urchin, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 18, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @earnest gulch, @thick steppe, @static trout, @near urchin, @lost nova, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@rancid citrus and @peak yoke were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @rancid citrus fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @rancid citrus died.

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@long vine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @long vine died.

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@exotic saddle pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn was briefly jumpscared by @static trout wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@tight niche read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@near urchin was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @near urchin lived.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @glacial totem some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @glacial totem died.

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@lost nova made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@lost nova trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@static trout jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @static trout died.

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@earnest gulch refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@near urchin went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @near urchin died.

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@peak yoke talked with @thick steppe about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@peak yoke had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @peak yoke died.

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@lost nova was in the middle of taking a shower when @carmine cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @lost nova died.

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@tight niche got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@thick steppe tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @thick steppe died.

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@tight niche jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@earnest gulch and @tight niche played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@carmine cairn took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@carmine cairn trapped @earnest gulch in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @earnest gulch managed to escape regardless.

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@earnest gulch tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @earnest gulch died.

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@tight niche tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@carmine cairn let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@tight niche couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@tight niche took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @earnest gulch
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @near urchin
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 18, 2025, 9:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 18, 2025, 9:39 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.