epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@noble island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

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[proud lava]

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[short nymph]

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[gleaming grove]

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[real estuary]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[spring ridge]

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[gleaming grove]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

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@lost nova, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid citrus]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tight niche]

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[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @short nymph, @noble island, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @near pecan, @brave shore, @slim lantern, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @spring ridge, @ionic hawk, @lost nova, @tight niche, @real estuary, and @robust swallow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@slim lantern took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @short nymph. @short nymph died.

@ionic hawk started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@noble island was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @noble island died.

@near pecan was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @real estuary's Star Cannon. @near pecan died.

@lost nova gave @brave shore Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @brave shore died.

@tight niche summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

After partying all night, @slim lantern was shot by @carmine cairn in a swimming pool. @slim lantern died.

@exotic saddle picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @exotic saddle died.

@glacial totem found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@proud lava wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @rancid citrus wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @proud lava killed the Traveling Merchant first. @proud lava died.

@spring ridge desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@tranquil wyvern was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@robust swallow fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @robust swallow died.

@real estuary came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@lost nova splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @rancid citrus observed disapprovingly.

@ionic hawk dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @ionic hawk is going to be stuck there for a while.

@glacial totem soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @glacial totem dyed.

@carmine cairn tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@rancid citrus was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @rancid citrus died.

@spring ridge drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @spring ridge died.

@real estuary found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@ionic hawk wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@carmine cairn put two forward slashes in front of @lost nova and commented them out of existence. @lost nova died.

@glacial totem used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @ionic hawk farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @ionic hawk died.

The moon hit @tranquil wyvern's eye like a big pizza pie. @tranquil wyvern died.

@glacial totem baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@real estuary, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @real estuary died.

@long vine tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@long vine hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @long vine died.

@carmine cairn tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @carmine cairn died.

@glacial totem went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@glacial totem vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @real estuary
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 8th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 9th place: @spring ridge
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid citrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[robust swallow]

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[gleaming grove]

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[spring ridge]

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[gleaming grove]

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[lost nova]

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[earnest apex]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[proud lava]

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[tidal bane]

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[keen delta]

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[west oasis]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle pike]

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[gleaming grove]

@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @carmine cairn, @west oasis, @next hemlock, @keen delta, @idle pike, @robust swallow, @lost nova, @spring ridge, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@robust swallow tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@idle pike was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @idle pike dried.

@proud lava gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @proud lava died.

Hey @robust swallow, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @robust swallow died.

@lost nova tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

@spring ridge found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

@west oasis tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

@carmine cairn theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@spring ridge walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @spring ridge died.

@next hemlock found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

@earnest apex got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @earnest apex wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @earnest apex was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

@next hemlock took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@earnest apex was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @earnest apex died.

@lost nova found a room full of Bunny Banners in @west oasis's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @west oasis. @west oasis died.

@long vine told @idle pike that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @idle pike vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@keen delta drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@carmine cairn sacrificed @keen delta by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @keen delta died.

@idle pike talked with @tidal bane about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

@next hemlock was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@lost nova used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @lost nova died.

@next hemlock tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

@long vine tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@idle pike was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@carmine cairn told @tidal bane a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @tidal bane died.

@long vine considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

@idle pike drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

@next hemlock didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@carmine cairn cut through @next hemlock with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @next hemlock died.

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @idle pike. @idle pike died.

@long vine flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@carmine cairn had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

@long vine found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@long vine came out of @carmine cairn's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

Out of boredom, @long vine used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 7th place: @keen delta
100 points go to 8th place: @west oasis
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @spring ridge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[west oasis]

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[spring ridge]

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[next hemlock]

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[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[remote pumice]

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[gleaming grove]

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[rancid citrus]

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[nova plover]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[tame trout]

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[earnest apex]

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[unreal moat]

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[lost nova]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @west oasis, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @lost nova, @remote pumice, @spring ridge, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @nova plover died.

@rancid citrus beat @remote pumice into a pulp with a stale baguette. @remote pumice died.

@unreal moat took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@spring ridge asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @earnest apex, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @spring ridge to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @spring ridge died.

@unreal moat challenged @long vine to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @long vine's turn to win. @unreal moat died.

@potent talon was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @potent talon died.

@carmine cairn wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@tame trout pranked @west oasis by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@next hemlock used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@earnest apex stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @earnest apex died.

@lost nova worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@tame trout thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @tame trout died.

@rancid citrus became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @rancid citrus died.

@west oasis threatened @long vine with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @long vine informed @west oasis as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @west oasis died.

@lost nova felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @lost nova died.

@next hemlock thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @next hemlock died.

@long vine and @carmine cairn spotted a Razorblade Typhoon on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

@carmine cairn took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

@long vine was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @lost nova
150 points go to 5th place: @west oasis
150 points go to 6th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 7th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@lost nova, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tardy steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[rancid citrus]

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[gleaming grove]

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[lost nova]

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[west oasis]

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[unreal moat]

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[tame trout]

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[gleaming grove]

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[next hemlock]

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[gleaming grove]

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[long vine]

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[earnest apex]

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[rancid citrus]

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[tardy steppe]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[thick steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

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[maiden onyx]

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[exotic saddle]

bb!register

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[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tardy steppe, @maiden onyx, @rancid citrus, @west oasis, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @lost nova, @exotic saddle, @unreal moat, @long vine, @earnest apex, @tame trout, and @thick steppe
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tardy steppe challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @tardy steppe died.

@maiden onyx's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @maiden onyx died.

@exotic saddle invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

In a bizarre turn of events, @west oasis was flattened by a road roller. @west oasis died.

Several players decided to form a band. @rancid citrus was the trumpet, @lost nova was the clarinetist, @earnest apex was the drummer, and @nova plover was the drum. @nova plover died.

@unreal moat tried to throw a Trident at @thick steppe before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@long vine tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

@next hemlock and @lost nova were having a nice picnic on the beach when @unreal moat stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@tame trout screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@exotic saddle teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@rancid citrus fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@long vine thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@exotic saddle learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @exotic saddle died.

@unreal moat skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @unreal moat died.

@earnest apex was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@long vine tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

@long vine put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @long vine died.

@thick steppe recruited @rancid citrus as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@tame trout and @lost nova were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@earnest apex was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @earnest apex suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

@tame trout wrote @earnest apex's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @earnest apex died.

@rancid citrus tried to assassinate @thick steppe, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@tame trout drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @tame trout died.

@next hemlock learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @thick steppe found out that @next hemlock meant "killer" in the literal sense. @thick steppe died.

@rancid citrus challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @rancid citrus died.

@next hemlock pulled out their Tungsten Broadsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @next hemlock pulled out a vacuum instead.

@lost nova hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@next hemlock spiced up @lost nova's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @lost nova died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @next hemlock!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @next hemlock
500 points go to 2nd place: @lost nova
250 points go to 3rd place: @rancid citrus
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unreal moat]

bb!register

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[lost nova]

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[tame trout]

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[rancid citrus]

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[long vine]

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[deep shuttle]

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[earnest apex]

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[dawn fractal]

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[tardy steppe]

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[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

@rancid citrus, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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[glacial sluice]

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[brave shore]

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[peak yoke]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lost nova]

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@lost nova, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle pike]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@rancid citrus, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @idle pike, @tame trout, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @tardy steppe, @lost nova, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @dawn fractal, and @glacial sluice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@brave shore accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @brave shore allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@rancid citrus attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @rancid citrus died.

@tight niche tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@earnest apex drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @idle pike was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@dawn fractal hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@carmine cairn tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@tame trout lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @tame trout died.

@glacial totem kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @long vine had had enough, so they scooped @glacial totem to death with an ice cream spoon. @glacial totem died.

@unreal moat was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @peak yoke could pull it to shore.

@tardy steppe asked for @deep shuttle's autograph. At first, @deep shuttle was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@long vine used an Inferno Fork to eat. @peak yoke thought they didn't notice, but @long vine just really likes spicy food.

@earnest apex reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @earnest apex died.

@tardy steppe hadn't seen @idle pike in a long time, and missed them. @idle pike aimed a Sniper Rifle at @tardy steppe from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @tardy steppe died.

@peak yoke spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @peak yoke died.

@deep shuttle decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @deep shuttle died.

@glacial sluice drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@carmine cairn got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@glacial sluice always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @glacial sluice died.

@dawn fractal had a dirty mind. Then @brave shore sprayed @dawn fractal's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @dawn fractal died.

The Nurse told @lost nova they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @lost nova died.

@idle pike became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@tight niche did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @brave shore, who happened to be watching. @brave shore died.

@long vine challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @long vine died.

@idle pike overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@idle pike saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

@idle pike attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @tight niche watched the carnage from a safe distance. @idle pike died.

@carmine cairn wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

@tight niche was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@tight niche tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@tight niche's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @lost nova
100 points go to 7th place: @dawn fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial sluice
100 points go to 9th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[unreal moat]

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[long vine]

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[peak yoke]

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[exotic saddle]

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[maiden onyx]

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[rancid citrus]

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[wide prism]

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[thick steppe]

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[velvet dune]

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @rancid citrus, @tight niche, @exotic saddle, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, @velvet dune, @thick steppe, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@rancid citrus blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @rancid citrus died.

@velvet dune started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@unreal moat wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

@wide prism threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @wide prism unlocked the power of flight!

@thick steppe caused @peak yoke to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@exotic saddle got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @exotic saddle died.

@maiden onyx tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@unreal moat and @maiden onyx found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

@unreal moat found a hill and started to roll down it. @unreal moat was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke has fallen, and they can't get up. @peak yoke died.

@long vine declared war against @velvet dune because they didn't like something @velvet dune said in their AMA.

@tight niche began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@maiden onyx wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@velvet dune drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@long vine jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @long vine died.

@tight niche dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @thick steppe, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @thick steppe died.

@wide prism tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @wide prism. @wide prism died.

@velvet dune found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @maiden onyx to check it out. @maiden onyx decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tight niche's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

@velvet dune asked @maiden onyx to give them a hand, so @maiden onyx chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@velvet dune gave a hug to @maiden onyx and almost choked them to death!

@velvet dune wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @velvet dune died.

@maiden onyx tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @maiden onyx died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @maiden onyx
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid citrus

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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[maiden onyx]

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[rancid citrus]

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[long vine]

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[unreal moat]

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[tardy steppe]

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[earnest apex]

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[tight niche]

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[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[midnight lark]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @tardy steppe, @rancid citrus, @tight niche, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @midnight lark, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@maiden onyx was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @maiden onyx died.

@brave shore found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@tardy steppe drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tardy steppe died.

A strange device attached itself to @rancid citrus's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @rancid citrus died.

@peak yoke threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@unreal moat's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @unreal moat sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@earnest apex obscured @midnight lark's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @midnight lark escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@peak yoke made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @unreal moat joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @unreal moat died.

@brave shore started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@long vine stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@peak yoke joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @peak yoke died.

@earnest apex's skeleton decided that @earnest apex wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @earnest apex died.

@brave shore stole @tight niche's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @tight niche was hurt, but only emotionally.

@midnight lark started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @midnight lark died.

@brave shore forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @brave shore wasn't a Slime, @brave shore was endlessly beaten. @brave shore died.

@tight niche found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @midnight lark
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @rancid citrus
100 points go to 9th place: @tardy steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden onyx

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[nova plover]

bb!register

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

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@earnest apex, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, @brave shore, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unreal moat found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

@amber ermine touched @zenith root's gun without permission. @amber ermine died.

@nova plover uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @nova plover died.

@unreal moat picked a fight with a goose. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @peak yoke died.

@tight niche relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@long vine started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @long vine died.

@earnest apex wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@earnest apex hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @earnest apex died.

@tranquil wyvern verbally roasted @zenith root so hard that they burst into flames. @zenith root died.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

Poor @tight niche. @tight niche keeps getting pinged over and over again. @tight niche is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @tight niche. @tight niche. @tight niche.

@tight niche thought that @brave shore was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@brave shore was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@tight niche managed to kill @brave shore by doing absolutely nothing. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[long vine]

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[terse ferry]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide prism, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @turbid skiff, @unreal moat, @terse ferry, @long vine, @brave shore, @zenith root, @tame trout, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine invited @turbid skiff to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @amber ermine was mauled by wolves. @amber ermine died.

@unreal moat's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @unreal moat died.

@long vine made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

@long vine boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

@brave shore tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@wide prism had @zenith root lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @zenith root, this wasn't a magic show. @zenith root died.

@terse ferry was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@tame trout placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tame trout died.

@wide prism drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@tranquil wyvern sang a song to try to impress @tight niche, @brave shore, and @turbid skiff. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@wide prism tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @wide prism died.

@terse ferry transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @terse ferry died.

@turbid skiff pickpocketed @tranquil wyvern, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@turbid skiff discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @turbid skiff died.

@tranquil wyvern drank sand for 10 hours. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @terse ferry
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[terse ferry]

bb!register

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@terse ferry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @terse ferry, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, and @wide prism
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@amber ermine was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @amber ermine died.

@nova plover's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @nova plover died.

@peak yoke accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @peak yoke.

@long vine spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@remote pumice realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @remote pumice died.

@unreal moat fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @unreal moat died.

@carmine cairn tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@peak yoke ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @peak yoke died.

@brave shore tried to kill @terse ferry, but failed to ask for consent.

@long vine put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@wide prism modified @brave shore's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @brave shore was never seen again. @brave shore died.

@tame trout summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @tame trout died.

@wide prism challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @wide prism died.

@terse ferry baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @terse ferry died.

@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@tight niche started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@tight niche compressed @tranquil wyvern until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

@carmine cairn summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @tight niche's life points directly. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @carmine cairn got too close while watching. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @terse ferry
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @noble island, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet dune, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @terse ferry, @unreal moat, @wide prism, @nova plover, @dull harness, @stray fossil, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@carmine cairn was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@jolly swift sharpened @noble island's face at a Sharpening Station. @noble island became the sharpest tool in the shed. @noble island died.

@amber ermine literally gaslighted @sweet fractal by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @sweet fractal died.

@tame trout saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tame trout died.

@terse ferry fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

@terse ferry went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @peak yoke and @unreal moat summoned the Impending Doom. @terse ferry died.

@velvet dune went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @velvet dune decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@unreal moat thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @unreal moat died.

@stray fossil splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tranquil wyvern observed disapprovingly.

@wide prism was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @wide prism died.

@stray fossil entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@steel sentinel tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

@peak yoke decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@tight niche tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tight niche to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@dull harness went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @dull harness died.

@velvet dune bragged to @amber ermine about their combat skills. @amber ermine didn't really know @velvet dune and had no idea how this conversation started.

@tranquil wyvern saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@jolly swift found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

@stray fossil swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @stray fossil died.

@peak yoke stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @peak yoke died.

@jolly swift swung a Blue Phaseblade at @tranquil wyvern, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

@velvet dune told @nova plover to bite the dust. In response, @nova plover took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tight niche. Queen Bee died.

@carmine cairn drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@steel sentinel’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@amber ermine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @amber ermine died.

@steel sentinel tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@jolly swift distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@nova plover played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @nova plover died.

@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@carmine cairn took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

@velvet dune pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @tight niche.

@velvet dune took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @velvet dune died.

@tranquil wyvern iwwegawy owoed to @tight niche and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @tranquil wyvern died.

While sitting on a bench together with @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn leaned away and farted.

@tight niche hid from @jolly swift after @carmine cairn exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@steel sentinel briefly considered proposing marriage to @carmine cairn, but married a bee instead.

@jolly swift thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

@steel sentinel summoned the Old One's Army while @tight niche was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @stray fossil

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @noble island, @sweet fractal, @jolly swift, @terse ferry, @unreal moat, @wide prism, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @amber ermine, and @robust swallow
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@peak yoke used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

@robust swallow wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

@noble island curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @noble island in half. @noble island died.

@steel sentinel fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@unreal moat tried to set up a campfire, but @sweet fractal drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @amber ermine chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

@nova plover performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@jolly swift had a sleepover with @terse ferry, but the house was gone when they woke up.

@unreal moat tried to kill @nova plover with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@terse ferry shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @terse ferry died.

@sweet fractal was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

@unreal moat started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @unreal moat died.

@wide prism is hvinga stroker n. @wide prism died.

@nova plover didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @nova plover died.

@peak yoke's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @peak yoke died.

@amber ermine was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @amber ermine died.

@robust swallow tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @robust swallow died.

@jolly swift tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@sweet fractal dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @sweet fractal died.

@steel sentinel and @tight niche engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @tight niche blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @robust swallow
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @north tide, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @unreal moat, @radiant anchor, @noble island, and @wide prism
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@radiant anchor shot a sand block at @fathom barn with a Sandgun, but @fathom barn managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@tight niche took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@fathom barn was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @fathom barn died.

@sweet fractal decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@amber ermine decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@steel sentinel was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@noble island was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@amber ermine sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @amber ermine died.

@wide prism tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@jolly swift accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@carmine cairn wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@unreal moat discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @north tide. @north tide died.

@wide prism built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@sweet fractal fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @sweet fractal died.

@nova plover's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @nova plover died.

@steel sentinel poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@unreal moat looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@carmine cairn tried to use forbidden magic to erase @jolly swift from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @jolly swift die, so nothing actually happened.

@tranquil wyvern ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@tight niche played Frisbee with @unreal moat using a Light Disc, but @unreal moat unfortunately didn't have five hands. @unreal moat died.

@noble island dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @noble island died.

@tight niche played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@wide prism breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @wide prism died.

@jolly swift stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel got a piggyback ride from @radiant anchor, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @radiant anchor died.

@tranquil wyvern wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @tranquil wyvern through the wall. @tranquil wyvern died.

In a bizarre turn of events, @steel sentinel was flattened by a road roller. @steel sentinel died.

@tight niche thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @radiant anchor
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @noble island
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @robust swallow, @unreal moat, @noble island, and @wide prism
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@amber ermine made some scary noises in the dark. @jolly swift sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @amber ermine died.

@sweet fractal neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @sweet fractal died.

@wide prism was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@noble island made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@tranquil wyvern became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@unreal moat accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @unreal moat died.

@noble island accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @noble island died.

@steel sentinel passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@jolly swift's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Beam Sword was nice and clean, but their Shadowflame Bow's string broke, and their Magic Missile cracked into too many pieces to count.

@wide prism used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @wide prism died.

@robust swallow tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @robust swallow died.

@tight niche was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@tranquil wyvern was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@tight niche asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@steel sentinel pointed a Shotgun at @carmine cairn and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @steel sentinel looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @robust swallow
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @noble island
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[robust swallow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@robust swallow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[snow saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@snow saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[noble island]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@noble island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[solar patio]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@solar patio, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@snow saddle, @tranquil wyvern, @solar patio, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @robust swallow, @noble island, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tranquil wyvern slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @snow saddle's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @snow saddle died.

@steel sentinel started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@solar patio walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @solar patio died.

A monkey dramatically raised @viscid orchid up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @viscid orchid off said cliff. @viscid orchid died.

@carmine cairn lulled @robust swallow into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @robust swallow died.

@noble island pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @noble island died.

@tight niche built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@carmine cairn summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@earnest apex tried to assassinate @steel sentinel, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@tranquil wyvern crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@tranquil wyvern and @earnest apex played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

@carmine cairn tried to destroy @steel sentinel by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@tranquil wyvern wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @earnest apex's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @earnest apex died.

@steel sentinel somehow convinced @tranquil wyvern that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@carmine cairn found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@tight niche drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@tight niche literally impeached @carmine cairn by squashing them under a giant peach. @carmine cairn died.

@steel sentinel just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @steel sentinel begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@steel sentinel spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@steel sentinel’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@steel sentinel went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@steel sentinel spun around in a full circle and shot @tight niche with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @noble island
100 points go to 7th place: @robust swallow
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @solar patio
100 points go to 10th place: @snow saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[robust swallow]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@robust swallow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle gorge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spiral parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spiral parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @spiral parcel, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty bobcat, @exotic saddle, @jolly swift, @subtle gorge, @viscid orchid, @wide prism, @peak yoke, @amber ermine, and @robust swallow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@viscid orchid wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

@spiral parcel went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @spiral parcel died.

@sweet fractal cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@wide prism saw @steel sentinel trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @wide prism is calling the police!

@carmine cairn went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@gusty bobcat wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@amber ermine tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@subtle gorge tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @jolly swift, but they were in broad daylight.

@peak yoke met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @peak yoke ended up completely fine.

@sweet fractal drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @sweet fractal died.

@gusty bobcat climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @gusty bobcat died.

@robust swallow suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@exotic saddle accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @exotic saddle died.

@viscid orchid equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @viscid orchid died.

@jolly swift added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@steel sentinel got tired of @wide prism trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @wide prism at a Sawmill. @wide prism died.

@peak yoke tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @peak yoke died.

@amber ermine was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @amber ermine died.

@robust swallow was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @robust swallow died.

@carmine cairn asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@jolly swift walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @jolly swift died.

@subtle gorge gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @subtle gorge died.

@tranquil wyvern found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@steel sentinel found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@tranquil wyvern reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

@tranquil wyvern tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@steel sentinel dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @tranquil wyvern, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @robust swallow
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[spiral parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@spiral parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[exotic saddle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.