#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 39

gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 3:34 AM

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While examining a strange emblem, @hexed fiber accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @hexed fiber died.

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@raw moss and @peak yoke farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@brave shore shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @maiden onyx into fertilizer. @maiden onyx died.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@raw moss won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@brave shore drew swords on the ground. @tame trout started stomping all over them. Furious, @brave shore picked one up and stabbed @tame trout with it.. @tame trout died.

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@idle egret pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @idle egret died.

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@peak yoke was building a nice house. @carmine cairn asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @peak yoke just looked confused.

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@brave shore tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@raw moss couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@brave shore used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @peak yoke alive. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @brave shore, but it refused to listen because @raw moss didn't have enough badges.

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@carmine cairn used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@brave shore followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss invited @carmine cairn to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @raw moss was mauled by wolves. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @idle egret
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @maiden onyx
100 points go to 8th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @short nymph

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 15, 2025, 3:37 AM

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long vine Nov 15, 2025, 3:39 AM

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potent talon Nov 15, 2025, 4:01 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 15, 2025, 4:23 AM

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glacial totem Nov 15, 2025, 4:23 AM

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granite root Nov 15, 2025, 4:23 AM

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brave shore Nov 15, 2025, 4:24 AM

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next hemlock Nov 15, 2025, 4:24 AM

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fathom barn Nov 15, 2025, 4:25 AM

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 4:26 AM

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fathom tulip Nov 15, 2025, 4:27 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @fathom tulip, @potent talon, @granite root, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom tulip had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@tame trout constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@next hemlock asked @long vine to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @next hemlock died.

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@brave shore hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @fathom barn's house. @fathom barn started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@glacial totem tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@carmine cairn used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@fathom tulip triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @fathom tulip died.

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@potent talon tried to save @brave shore's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @potent talon died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @potent talon died.

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@granite root was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @granite root died.

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@long vine tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@long vine found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @raw moss, who silenced @long vine by filling their hiding place with water. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@fathom barn found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@raw moss found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tame trout, who was out swimming that day. @tame trout died.

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@fathom barn gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @fathom barn died.

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@brave shore tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @raw moss held up their hand. @raw moss demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@brave shore invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@raw moss crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @carmine cairn laughed at them, not knowing that @raw moss was just a completionist.

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@carmine cairn searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@brave shore stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @fathom tulip
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fathom barn Nov 15, 2025, 4:39 AM

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glacial totem Nov 15, 2025, 4:43 AM

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raw moss Nov 15, 2025, 4:47 AM

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granite root Nov 15, 2025, 4:49 AM

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 4:51 AM

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unreal moat Nov 15, 2025, 4:52 AM

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long vine Nov 15, 2025, 4:57 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 15, 2025, 5:11 AM

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proud lava Nov 15, 2025, 5:23 AM

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light portal Nov 15, 2025, 5:23 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 15, 2025, 5:27 AM

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tight niche Nov 15, 2025, 5:29 AM

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brave shore Nov 15, 2025, 5:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@proud lava, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @light portal, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @granite root, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tight niche setting explosives beneath them. @proud lava died.

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@fathom barn used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @fathom barn died.

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@carmine cairn found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@raw moss tried to kill @long vine, but failed to ask for consent.

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@unreal moat found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@glacial totem tried to steal @exotic saddle's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@tame trout found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@carmine cairn had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @raw moss thought her hands were more interesting.

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@glacial totem played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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@exotic saddle shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @exotic saddle died.

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@light portal built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @unreal moat was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @unreal moat died.

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@granite root fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @brave shore and @tame trout to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@brave shore solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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While @granite root looked inside a Corruption chasm, @light portal pranked them by pushing them inside. @granite root died.

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@tame trout's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@raw moss tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tight niche, but they were in broad daylight.

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@tight niche was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@tame trout was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @brave shore. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @tame trout died.

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@light portal found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@light portal broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @light portal died.

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@brave shore hid an actuator in @long vine's lunch. Later that day, @long vine stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @long vine died.

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@tight niche started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @light portal
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 15, 2025, 5:38 AM

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light portal Nov 15, 2025, 5:39 AM

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unreal moat Nov 15, 2025, 5:41 AM

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glacial totem Nov 15, 2025, 6:00 AM

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dim spruce Nov 15, 2025, 6:11 AM

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long vine Nov 15, 2025, 6:19 AM

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brave shore Nov 15, 2025, 6:26 AM

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tight niche Nov 15, 2025, 6:29 AM

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 6:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

sonic tide Nov 15, 2025, 6:34 AM

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 6:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 6:41 AM

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idle egret Nov 15, 2025, 6:57 AM

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unreal moat Nov 15, 2025, 7:23 AM

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brave shore Nov 15, 2025, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @sonic tide, @light portal, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @idle egret, @unreal moat, @dim spruce, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@idle egret felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @dim spruce took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@sonic tide made fun of @raw moss for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @raw moss shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @sonic tide died.

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@light portal declared that 64 was their favorite number. @unreal moat wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @light portal by stabbing them 64 times. @light portal died.

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@glacial totem told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@idle egret went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @idle egret died.

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@long vine crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@unreal moat angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @unreal moat's floating house. @unreal moat died.

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@dim spruce tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @dim spruce died.

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@tame trout found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@brave shore knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@long vine drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @long vine died.

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@tame trout was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@tame trout spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @tame trout died.

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@brave shore wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@brave shore disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@tight niche and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @brave shore tattled on them.

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@raw moss invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tight niche accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @tight niche was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @tight niche had ever been in. @tight niche died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @brave shore used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @light portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Nov 15, 2025, 7:39 AM

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 7:48 AM

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idle egret Nov 15, 2025, 7:52 AM

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fathom barn Nov 15, 2025, 8:02 AM

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long vine Nov 15, 2025, 8:03 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 15, 2025, 8:06 AM

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amber ermine Nov 15, 2025, 8:07 AM

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proud lava Nov 15, 2025, 8:17 AM

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real gale Nov 15, 2025, 8:25 AM

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nimble rapids Nov 15, 2025, 8:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 15, 2025, 8:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 8:28 AM

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@rain gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @nimble rapids, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @idle egret, @real gale, @rain gorge, @long vine, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@tame trout was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@tight niche was furious at @nimble rapids for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @tight niche's special someone!

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@fathom barn tried hacking into @idle egret's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @idle egret's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@proud lava made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @proud lava died.

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@long vine watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@glacial totem offered to add a gold trim to @amber ermine's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@rain gorge stole @tame trout's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @tame trout was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@tight niche tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@long vine found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@glacial totem tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@nimble rapids tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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While exploring the Jungle, @fathom barn needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @fathom barn. @fathom barn died.

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@tranquil wyvern smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@amber ermine wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@idle egret calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@tight niche painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@tame trout consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @glacial totem randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@amber ermine decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@amber ermine was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @amber ermine died.

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@rain gorge and @nimble rapids were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @rain gorge played solitaire. @nimble rapids stood behind them and watched.

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@glacial totem was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @glacial totem died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @idle egret. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @idle egret died.

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@tame trout looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@long vine let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@real gale accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @real gale died.

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@tight niche started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @tranquil wyvern and @rain gorge.

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@tame trout carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @tame trout died.

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@nimble rapids hosted a spelling bee! @long vine had to spell "cat". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "rain". @rain gorge had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@tranquil wyvern learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@rain gorge and @long vine swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @rain gorge was caught in the crossfire. @rain gorge died.

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@nimble rapids made some Synonym Rolls for @tight niche and @long vine. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@tranquil wyvern boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@nimble rapids went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @nimble rapids died.

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@long vine tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @nimble rapids
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @rain gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @real gale
100 points go to 8th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @idle egret, @unreal moat, @remote glen, @long vine, @brave shore, @wispy sable, @tame trout, and @wide prism
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@tranquil wyvern took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @unreal moat's Rod of Discord.

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@tame trout tried to destroy @tight niche by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@idle egret saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@viscid orchid embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @viscid orchid tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @viscid orchid died.

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@brave shore and @wispy sable got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@idle egret spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @idle egret died.

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@unreal moat wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @unreal moat's head. @unreal moat died.

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@remote glen got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @remote glen died.

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@wide prism began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tame trout chased @brave shore with their Breaker Blade. @brave shore tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @tame trout. @brave shore died.

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@wispy sable took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @wispy sable died.

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@tranquil wyvern's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tranquil wyvern responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@tame trout bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @tame trout was blown to smithereens. @tame trout died.

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@wide prism was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @wide prism died.

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@raw moss accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@tight niche fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@long vine pickpocketed @tranquil wyvern, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@tight niche and @raw moss had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@tranquil wyvern got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @wispy sable
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @remote glen
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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jolly swift Nov 15, 2025, 10:57 AM

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tight niche Nov 15, 2025, 11:27 AM

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stark monolith Nov 15, 2025, 11:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @stark monolith, @viscid orchid, @steady cove, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, and @wide prism
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@brave shore tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@viscid orchid wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @viscid orchid died.

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@raw moss used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @stark monolith tested this theory on @raw moss, who bounced, and ended up being right. @raw moss died.

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@steady cove wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@unreal moat and @long vine had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tame trout sped up the process by stabbing @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @long vine died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tame trout fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @tame trout died.

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@steady cove cut a specific wire in @wide prism's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @wide prism died.

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@brave shore broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@jolly swift and @steady cove played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @jolly swift was the chicken. @steady cove died.

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@stark monolith vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @stark monolith died.

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@tranquil wyvern angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@jolly swift found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@tight niche sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@jolly swift started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @jolly swift died.

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@brave shore performed open heart surgery on @tight niche, even though @tight niche never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @stark monolith
150 points go to 6th place: @steady cove
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ebon matrix Nov 15, 2025, 12:06 PM

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tight niche Nov 15, 2025, 12:29 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 15, 2025, 12:45 PM

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 1:17 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @noble island, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @ebon matrix, @unreal moat, @radiant torrent, @near mortar, @wide prism, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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@steel sentinel went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@noble island searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@near mortar made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@tight niche wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@raw moss found some Diamond Ore. @radiant torrent quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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Poor @brave shore. @brave shore keeps getting pinged over and over again. @brave shore is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @brave shore. @brave shore. @brave shore.

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Santa Claus asked @jolly swift what they wanted for Christmas. @jolly swift replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@ebon matrix warned @tame trout not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tame trout trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@wide prism built a floating city and named it "England".

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@tranquil wyvern yelled, "Duck!" @noble island excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @noble island died.

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@tame trout put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@tame trout died.

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@ebon matrix smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @ebon matrix died.

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@unreal moat drank a Molotov Cocktail. @unreal moat died.

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@radiant torrent started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @radiant torrent soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @radiant torrent died.

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@raw moss learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@near mortar accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @near mortar died.

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@wide prism was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@wide prism tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @wide prism died.

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@steel sentinel accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @steel sentinel was forgiven.

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@tight niche and @raw moss engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @raw moss blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @raw moss died.

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@jolly swift followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @jolly swift discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @tranquil wyvern died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @brave shore's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@tight niche saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @steel sentinel instead. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @radiant torrent
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Nov 15, 2025, 1:57 PM

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wide prism Nov 15, 2025, 2:02 PM

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near mortar Nov 15, 2025, 2:02 PM

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 2:07 PM

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fiery belfry Nov 15, 2025, 2:15 PM

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gaunt ridge Nov 15, 2025, 2:17 PM

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red cloak Nov 15, 2025, 2:18 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 15, 2025, 2:21 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 15, 2025, 2:24 PM

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jolly swift Nov 15, 2025, 2:24 PM

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tight niche Nov 15, 2025, 2:27 PM

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dim gale Nov 15, 2025, 2:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @viscid orchid, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @gaunt ridge, @red cloak, @tame trout, and @wide prism
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@fiery belfry confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@tame trout headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @wide prism had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@tranquil wyvern was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @jolly swift stopped them in time.

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@viscid orchid got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @viscid orchid died.

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@steel sentinel ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @near mortar before they could say "Zoinks!" @near mortar died.

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@dim gale had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@unreal moat was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @unreal moat died.

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@gaunt ridge used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@carmine cairn followed @tame trout into the jungle. @carmine cairn started looking left, right and center for @tame trout, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@tame trout loves @dim gale to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @tame trout died.

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@fiery belfry sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@gaunt ridge befriended @red cloak by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@wide prism thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@jolly swift tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@tranquil wyvern thought that @tight niche was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@steel sentinel, @red cloak, and @tranquil wyvern worked on a group project, but it looked like @steel sentinel was doing most of the work.

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@gaunt ridge began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @wide prism. @wide prism died.

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@gaunt ridge tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @gaunt ridge died.

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@tight niche found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@jolly swift pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern fired their bow at @fiery belfry, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tranquil wyvern gave up.

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@red cloak saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @red cloak died.

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@steel sentinel started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@dim gale successfully snuck into @tight niche's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @dim gale died.

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@fiery belfry wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @fiery belfry turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@tight niche wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@steel sentinel gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @tranquil wyvern, who was in the front row. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 7th place: @red cloak
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @gaunt ridge
100 points go to 10th place: @wide prism

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gaunt ridge Nov 15, 2025, 2:39 PM

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red cloak Nov 15, 2025, 2:40 PM

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jolly swift Nov 15, 2025, 2:40 PM

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unreal moat Nov 15, 2025, 2:43 PM

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nova plover Nov 15, 2025, 2:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 2:58 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 15, 2025, 3:04 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 15, 2025, 3:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 3:04 PM

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noble island Nov 15, 2025, 3:05 PM

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spring ridge Nov 15, 2025, 3:20 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 15, 2025, 3:24 PM

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 3:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 3:27 PM

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peak yoke Nov 15, 2025, 3:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 15, 2025, 3:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @short nymph, @unreal moat, @spring ridge, @peak yoke, @noble island, @red cloak, @gaunt ridge, and @tame trout
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@jolly swift forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @jolly swift died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@spring ridge and @steel sentinel were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@nova plover found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @nova plover pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@noble island started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @noble island is still slurping that noodle.

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@tranquil wyvern begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@gaunt ridge somehow convinced @nova plover that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@unreal moat wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@tame trout claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@carmine cairn died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @carmine cairn was revived.

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@short nymph used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @short nymph died.

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@tight niche modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@gaunt ridge used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @gaunt ridge then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@unreal moat found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @peak yoke died.

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@noble island took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@carmine cairn got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@spring ridge and @tranquil wyvern huddled around @tame trout to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @tame trout's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@noble island mistook @tight niche's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @noble island died.

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@red cloak suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @red cloak died.

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@tame trout equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@steel sentinel and @gaunt ridge ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@gaunt ridge fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @spring ridge. @gaunt ridge died.

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@tame trout was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @tame trout died.

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@steel sentinel found the Last Prism. Then @carmine cairn found another one, meaning that @steel sentinel's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@spring ridge took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @spring ridge died.

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@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@tranquil wyvern hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @steel sentinel when the world was flipped.

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@carmine cairn started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@steel sentinel became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@steel sentinel found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@carmine cairn was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@carmine cairn just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@steel sentinel wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@carmine cairn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @carmine cairn's ego received a small boost.

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@steel sentinel "borrowed" @carmine cairn's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @carmine cairn's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @steel sentinel could return it.

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@carmine cairn ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@carmine cairn threw a snowball at @steel sentinel. To counter this, @steel sentinel threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @spring ridge
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @gaunt ridge
100 points go to 8th place: @red cloak
100 points go to 9th place: @noble island
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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noble island Nov 15, 2025, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 3:40 PM

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@noble island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wide prism Nov 15, 2025, 3:40 PM

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unreal moat Nov 15, 2025, 3:46 PM

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deep shuttle Nov 15, 2025, 3:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 3:48 PM

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 3:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 3:50 PM

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nova plover Nov 15, 2025, 4:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:01 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 15, 2025, 4:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:03 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 15, 2025, 4:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:05 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 15, 2025, 4:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:22 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 15, 2025, 4:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:24 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Nov 15, 2025, 4:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:26 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 15, 2025, 4:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @noble island, @tame trout, and @wide prism
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Rumors started spreading that @unreal moat was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @unreal moat.

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While riding on minecart rails, @nova plover accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @raw moss died.

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@noble island brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@unreal moat forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @unreal moat died.

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@tame trout declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tame trout's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@tight niche complained to @peak yoke that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@tranquil wyvern teleported behind @peak yoke using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @peak yoke died.

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@tame trout drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@tight niche smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@deep shuttle built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn started barking like a dog while chasing @steel sentinel.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @noble island was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @noble island died.

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@tranquil wyvern wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@tame trout placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tame trout died.

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@wide prism stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @wide prism died.

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@steel sentinel ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @steel sentinel, @tranquil wyvern broke their fall with their own body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@carmine cairn programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Venus Magnum.

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@steel sentinel flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @noble island
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tame trout Nov 15, 2025, 4:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:37 PM

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@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 15, 2025, 4:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:46 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 15, 2025, 4:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:46 PM

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spring ridge Nov 15, 2025, 4:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:56 PM

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thorn zephyr Nov 15, 2025, 4:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:56 PM

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@thorn zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 15, 2025, 5:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 5:01 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 15, 2025, 5:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 5:22 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 15, 2025, 5:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 5:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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deep shuttle Nov 15, 2025, 5:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 5:31 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wide prism Nov 15, 2025, 5:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 5:40 PM

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proud lava Nov 15, 2025, 5:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 5:47 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spring ridge Nov 15, 2025, 5:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 5:49 PM

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@spring ridge, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

radiant torrent Nov 15, 2025, 6:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 6:11 PM

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@radiant torrent, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim gale Nov 15, 2025, 6:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 6:23 PM

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@dim gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 15, 2025, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 6:25 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 15, 2025, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 6:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 15, 2025, 6:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 6:25 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @radiant torrent, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @spring ridge, @thorn zephyr, @deep shuttle, @tame trout, and @wide prism
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem pointed a wooden wand at @dim gale and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @thorn zephyr being mercilessly tickled by @deep shuttle.

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@radiant torrent ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@spring ridge boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@proud lava used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @proud lava. @proud lava died.

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@sweet fractal tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @sweet fractal died.

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@nova plover went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @wide prism had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @nova plover died.

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@thorn zephyr forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @thorn zephyr wasn't a Slime, @thorn zephyr was endlessly beaten. @thorn zephyr died.

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@deep shuttle followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @deep shuttle died.

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@tame trout started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@carmine cairn planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@tame trout's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @tame trout died.

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@wide prism got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @wide prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@spring ridge was eaten by a tree. @spring ridge died.

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@radiant torrent played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@radiant torrent tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @radiant torrent died.

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@glacial totem saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@dim gale went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was briefly jumpscared by @steel sentinel wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@glacial totem iwwegawy owoed to @tight niche and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@tight niche contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @radiant torrent
100 points go to 9th place: @spring ridge
100 points go to 10th place: @wide prism

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@noble island obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @noble island never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@short nymph tried to shoot an apple off of @amber ermine's head. @short nymph's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @amber ermine died.

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@sweet fractal didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @sweet fractal died.

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@spring ridge tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@short nymph became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @short nymph died.

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@spring ridge caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @spring ridge died.

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@wide prism built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@noble island discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @noble island died.

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@raw moss climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@tight niche tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @glacial totem and @raw moss, who did not approve of gambling.

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@wide prism read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @wide prism died.

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@steel sentinel and @devout dew were about to face off, but @steel sentinel had to run off to the restroom first.

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@carmine cairn stole @steel sentinel's lemons. @steel sentinel got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@devout dew wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @devout dew died.

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@glacial totem used the power of Flex Tape to stick @tranquil wyvern in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @tranquil wyvern's suffering to a swift end. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@glacial totem was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@tight niche swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@steel sentinel tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@carmine cairn took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @devout dew
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @noble island
100 points go to 10th place: @spring ridge

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @dusk rose, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @short nymph, @spring ridge, @brave shore, @tidal bane, and @wide prism
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@short nymph built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@carmine cairn threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @sweet fractal would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @sweet fractal died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @steel sentinel managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@glacial totem appeared to be taking a group picture of @wide prism, @spring ridge, and @tidal bane. @glacial totem's selfie turned out great!

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@raw moss went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @raw moss's canvas.

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@brave shore went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@tidal bane ran with scissors. @tidal bane died.

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@wide prism couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@glacial totem and @steel sentinel had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@wide prism suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @wide prism died.

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@short nymph finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @short nymph died.

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@dusk rose managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @dusk rose found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @dusk rose died.

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@spring ridge had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @steel sentinel shot them with an arrow. @spring ridge died.

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@brave shore forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@glacial totem walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@glacial totem called @steel sentinel a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@carmine cairn was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@steel sentinel used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@steel sentinel was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @carmine cairn's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @spring ridge
100 points go to 7th place: @dusk rose
100 points go to 8th place: @short nymph
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @tidal bane

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There are 13 players remaining.
@dusk rose, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @short nymph, @spring ridge, @thorn zephyr, @granite root, @brave shore, @tidal bane, and @tame trout
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@nova plover breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @nova plover died.

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A zombie snuck up on @glacial totem and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @glacial totem died.

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@spring ridge found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@tidal bane went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tidal bane died.

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@tame trout was ordered by @dusk rose to sing a song or be killed. @tame trout tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @tame trout died.

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@brave shore ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@thorn zephyr did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@dusk rose clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @dusk rose died.

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@thorn zephyr accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @thorn zephyr died.

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@short nymph tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @short nymph died.

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@raw moss's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @raw moss sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@steel sentinel started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@spring ridge tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @spring ridge died.

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@brave shore shot @granite root in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @granite root died.

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@raw moss didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@carmine cairn watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@brave shore emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @steel sentinel tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@carmine cairn filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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After eating supper together, @carmine cairn betrayed @steel sentinel in exchange for 30 silver coins. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @granite root
150 points go to 6th place: @spring ridge
100 points go to 7th place: @short nymph
100 points go to 8th place: @thorn zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @dusk rose
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

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nova plover Nov 15, 2025, 10:45 PM

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wise yoke Nov 15, 2025, 10:58 PM

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granite root Nov 15, 2025, 11:03 PM

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noble island Nov 15, 2025, 11:09 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 15, 2025, 11:23 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @short nymph, @spring ridge, @noble island, @granite root, and @tame trout
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@nova plover and @steel sentinel had a very merry unbirthday party together. @glacial totem found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@carmine cairn got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@wise yoke joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @wise yoke died.

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@short nymph and @nova plover fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @short nymph won by breaking @nova plover's spine. @nova plover died.

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@noble island tried to attack @granite root by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @noble island died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @steel sentinel over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@granite root wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@granite root rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @granite root died.

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@spring ridge released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @spring ridge, but it was very satisfying.

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@tame trout tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @tame trout died.

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@carmine cairn had a sleepover with @glacial totem, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@glacial totem landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @glacial totem accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @glacial totem died.

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@short nymph got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @short nymph died.

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@raw moss tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@steel sentinel found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@spring ridge was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @spring ridge died.

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@steel sentinel bought a Gatligator and fired it at @carmine cairn for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @steel sentinel furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@raw moss multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@steel sentinel somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@carmine cairn joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @carmine cairn was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@raw moss burst with happiness, quite literally. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@steel sentinel went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @spring ridge
150 points go to 5th place: @short nymph
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 8th place: @granite root
100 points go to 9th place: @noble island
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

nova plover Nov 15, 2025, 11:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 11:41 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spring ridge Nov 15, 2025, 11:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 11:41 PM

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@spring ridge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 15, 2025, 11:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 11:47 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

noble island Nov 15, 2025, 11:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 15, 2025, 11:51 PM

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@noble island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Nov 16, 2025, 12:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 16, 2025, 12:00 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

crisp vessel Nov 16, 2025, 12:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 16, 2025, 12:11 AM

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@crisp vessel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

short nymph Nov 16, 2025, 12:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 16, 2025, 12:11 AM

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@short nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 16, 2025, 12:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 16, 2025, 12:19 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 16, 2025, 12:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 16, 2025, 12:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Nov 16, 2025, 12:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 16, 2025, 12:23 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @crisp vessel, @short nymph, @spring ridge, @noble island, @long vine, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@noble island promised to @steel sentinel that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@raw moss found @spring ridge sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@nova plover got tired of @raw moss trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @raw moss at a Sawmill. @raw moss died.

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@short nymph made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@earnest apex was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@long vine dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@carmine cairn hid from @short nymph by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@short nymph greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @short nymph died.

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@spring ridge drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@noble island looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@long vine tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @long vine is now bald.

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@earnest apex made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @noble island. @noble island died.

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@steel sentinel tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@crisp vessel took aim at @steel sentinel from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @earnest apex was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@long vine was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@spring ridge started riding a Unicorn. @nova plover chased @spring ridge while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@crisp vessel stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@spring ridge started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@long vine explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@earnest apex and @steel sentinel had a practice fight with novelty weapons.