epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@hexed fiber wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

@deep shuttle almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

@idle egret stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @idle egret died.

@deep shuttle realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @deep shuttle died.

@raw moss decisively vanquished @hexed fiber through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @hexed fiber died.

@fathom barn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

There was a snake in @fathom barn's boot! @fathom barn died.

@idle pike pointed a Shotgun at @raw moss and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @idle pike looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @idle pike died.

@carmine cairn forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@raw moss kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@carmine cairn practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

@raw moss started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@carmine cairn took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@raw moss thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[unreal moat]

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[fathom barn]

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[idle egret]

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[dapper sluice]

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[raw moss]

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[carmine cairn]

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[peak yoke]

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[brave shore]

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[rancid dragon]

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[long vine]

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[real gale]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @dapper sluice, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @idle egret, @raw moss, @real gale, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

@fathom barn was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @fathom barn died.

@dapper sluice defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @dapper sluice died.

@rancid dragon went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @rancid dragon died.

@brave shore got quantum-entangled with @raw moss, and used this opportunity to force @raw moss to pick their own nose.

@idle egret used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @idle egret died.

@long vine crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@unreal moat covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@unreal moat discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @peak yoke died.

@long vine forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @long vine died.

@raw moss fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@real gale wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @brave shore on a spit. @brave shore died.

@real gale went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @real gale died.

The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

@carmine cairn slammed @raw moss into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @real gale
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid dragon
100 points go to 10th place: @dapper sluice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[exotic saddle]

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[peak yoke]

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[raw moss]

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[long vine]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[unreal moat]

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[idle egret]

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[wide prism]

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[glacial totem]

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[real gale]

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[wise yoke]

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[carmine cairn]

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[broken crypt]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@wise yoke, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @real gale, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @broken crypt, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @wide prism, @raw moss, @peak yoke, and @idle egret
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wise yoke found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @wise yoke died.

@long vine moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @long vine died.

@exotic saddle was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @exotic saddle died.

@raw moss held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@unreal moat was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @idle egret tried putting @unreal moat back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @unreal moat died.

@broken crypt needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@potent talon went AFK in their gel farm. @glacial totem set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @potent talon died.

@wide prism tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @wide prism quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@wide prism was looking kind of dumb after @real gale's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @wide prism died.

@broken crypt performed an interpretive dance for @raw moss and @peak yoke as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@peak yoke's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @peak yoke died.

@idle egret tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @idle egret died.

@broken crypt encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @broken crypt decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@broken crypt got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @broken crypt died.

@real gale tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @real gale died.

@glacial totem started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @broken crypt
150 points go to 6th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[glacial totem]

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[floral spruce]

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[unreal moat]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

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[tame trout]

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[dim spruce]

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[unreal moat]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@pastel timber, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @floral spruce, @unreal moat, @raw moss, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@pastel timber took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @brave shore and @tame trout ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

@long vine watched @glacial totem go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @glacial totem was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@dim spruce watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@raw moss started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@carmine cairn was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @carmine cairn died.

@floral spruce made up their own language and used it to threaten @unreal moat, who simply scratched their head.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @tame trout is now goo. @tame trout died.

@glacial totem climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @glacial totem died.

A witch prophesized that @floral spruce would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@dim spruce drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @dim spruce died.

@raw moss's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@unreal moat tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@long vine recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

@raw moss was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @floral spruce. Apparently, not that many. @floral spruce died.

@unreal moat thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@pastel timber damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@unreal moat used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @unreal moat died.

@amber ermine asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @amber ermine died.

@pastel timber woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @pastel timber died.

@long vine was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @long vine died.

@raw moss silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @brave shore's back, which then integrated itself into @brave shore's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@raw moss stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@brave shore spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@brave shore used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

@raw moss was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@brave shore tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

After @brave shore went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @floral spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wide prism]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gleaming grove]

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[tame trout]

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[fiery belfry]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

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[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

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[wide prism]

bb!register

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@wide prism, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @livid shuttle died.

@tight niche went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tight niche's fault.

@amber ermine got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @amber ermine died.

@glacial totem was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@tranquil wyvern found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

@glacial totem put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @glacial totem whole. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss tried to stab @unreal moat, but @unreal moat's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @unreal moat died.

@fiery belfry transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @fiery belfry died.

@long vine fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @long vine died.

@brave shore took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @brave shore died.

@raw moss opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@tame trout tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @tame trout died.

@raw moss constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@wide prism was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @wide prism died.

@tight niche has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tight niche woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@tranquil wyvern was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @tranquil wyvern died.

Thanks to @raw moss's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fathom barn]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

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[raw moss]

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[brave shore]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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[chrome steeple]

bb!register

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[dull harness]

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[wide prism]

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[long vine]

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[tame trout]

bb!register

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@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @dull harness, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, @chrome steeple, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@fathom barn was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @fathom barn died.

@livid shuttle unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @livid shuttle died.

@chrome steeple tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@amber ermine wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @amber ermine through the wall. @amber ermine died.

@raw moss started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @raw moss died.

@dull harness began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @dull harness died.

@wide prism found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @wide prism walked out the door.

@tight niche ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@long vine gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @long vine died.

@chrome steeple tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@brave shore managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@tranquil wyvern started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@tame trout underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@tame trout started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

@tranquil wyvern paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Flower of Fire.

@tame trout traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tame trout did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tame trout died.

@tight niche asked @chrome steeple if they "knew the way". @chrome steeple didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@chrome steeple was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @chrome steeple died.

@wide prism hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @wide prism died.

@tight niche literally gaslighted @tranquil wyvern by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

@tight niche started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@tight niche couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@tight niche lulled @brave shore into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 5th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @dull harness
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[remote pumice]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[long vine]

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[chrome steeple]

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[tame trout]

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[near mortar]

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[brave shore]

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[jolly swift]

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[wise yoke]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

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[peak yoke]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @wise yoke, @sweet fractal, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, and @chrome steeple
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The fighting begins again!

@chrome steeple started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

@jolly swift's booty was plundered by pirates. @jolly swift died.

@near mortar got tired of @amber ermine constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @amber ermine died.

@peak yoke ripped @wise yoke's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @wise yoke. @wise yoke died.

@near mortar had a terrible night. @near mortar died.

@brave shore fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

@tranquil wyvern developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

@remote pumice looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @remote pumice died.

@peak yoke was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @peak yoke into the freezing cold water. @peak yoke died.

@brave shore dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @brave shore died.

@tranquil wyvern shot @tight niche with a Water Gun. @tight niche shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@long vine was arrested for killing @tame trout with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @tame trout died.

@chrome steeple was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @chrome steeple died.

@long vine trapped @tranquil wyvern in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tranquil wyvern managed to escape regardless.

@sweet fractal took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

@tranquil wyvern became convinced that @tight niche was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tight niche, who was left very confused (and wet).

@long vine returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@tranquil wyvern started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

@tight niche decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

@tranquil wyvern drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @tight niche also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@long vine had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @long vine's skull. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[long vine]

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[unreal moat]

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[peak yoke]

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[tame trout]

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[near mortar]

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[remote pumice]

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[tight niche]

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[carmine cairn]

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[dim sphinx]

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[real gale]

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[deep shuttle]

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[unreal moat]

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[wide prism]

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[nova plover]

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[thick steppe]

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[jolly swift]

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[raw moss]

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[carmine cairn]

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[hard scaffold]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[radiant anchor]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 18 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @radiant anchor, @long vine, @real gale, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @wide prism, @raw moss, @hard scaffold, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

@wide prism bashed @real gale in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@remote pumice chewed some gum. It made @remote pumice feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @remote pumice died.

@dim sphinx died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @dim sphinx died.

@long vine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @long vine died.

@hard scaffold built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@real gale was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @real gale died.

@jolly swift tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @jolly swift's brains. @jolly swift died.

@tame trout stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @tame trout died.

@carmine cairn argued with @deep shuttle about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

@near mortar used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@thick steppe almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@radiant anchor insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @unreal moat insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @unreal moat, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @unreal moat died.

@tight niche trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

@raw moss tried to deal a finishing blow to @wide prism, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@thick steppe comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

@peak yoke summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@near mortar ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @near mortar died.

@deep shuttle felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@nova plover laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@nova plover snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@deep shuttle modified @wide prism's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @wide prism was never seen again. @wide prism died.

@hard scaffold tried to instigate drama against @raw moss, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @hard scaffold used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @raw moss died.

@radiant anchor couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@peak yoke and @nova plover found themselves falling from a considerable height. @peak yoke landed in a pool of water. @nova plover did not. @nova plover died.

@thick steppe tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

@peak yoke drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@thick steppe claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @hard scaffold was morbidly interested.

@peak yoke used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @peak yoke died.

@radiant anchor set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@deep shuttle realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @deep shuttle died.

@carmine cairn got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@hard scaffold found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @hard scaffold died.

@carmine cairn opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@radiant anchor lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @radiant anchor died.

@tight niche finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @thick steppe caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@thick steppe stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @thick steppe died.

@tight niche cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tight niche in disguise.

@carmine cairn spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 4th place: @radiant anchor
150 points go to 5th place: @hard scaffold
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @wide prism

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[thick steppe]

bb!register

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[tame trout]

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[nova plover]

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[peak yoke]

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[fathom barn]

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[near mortar]

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[subtle gorge]

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[unreal moat]

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[sonic tide]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[exotic saddle]

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[wide prism]

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[carmine cairn]

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[radiant anchor]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @sonic tide, @nova plover, @exotic saddle, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @radiant anchor, @peak yoke, @tame trout, @thick steppe, @wide prism, and @subtle gorge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@jolly swift went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @jolly swift died.

@near mortar befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

@sonic tide overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@sonic tide used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @sonic tide didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @sonic tide died.

@tight niche accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

@subtle gorge went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

@nova plover sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @nova plover died.

@peak yoke got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@fathom barn looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@exotic saddle and @wide prism had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@exotic saddle brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @exotic saddle died.

@tame trout went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tame trout decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@carmine cairn tried to confess their love to @tame trout, but @tame trout interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

@subtle gorge found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@tight niche returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@near mortar's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @near mortar died.

@unreal moat tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @peak yoke died.

@fathom barn told @wide prism a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

@carmine cairn saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

@radiant anchor threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@tame trout pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @tame trout died.

@fathom barn tried attacking @tight niche, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@thick steppe looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@subtle gorge found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

@tranquil wyvern used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

@wide prism took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @wide prism died.

@radiant anchor walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@tranquil wyvern broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@tranquil wyvern tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @tranquil wyvern died.

@thick steppe was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@fathom barn drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

The Wall of Flesh told @fathom barn that there was something stuck in their teeth. @fathom barn checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @fathom barn died.

@tight niche wished for the ability to fly. @subtle gorge granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@radiant anchor picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

@subtle gorge ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @subtle gorge died.

@thick steppe shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @thick steppe's head. @thick steppe died.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @carmine cairn flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@radiant anchor cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @radiant anchor's heart! @radiant anchor died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @radiant anchor
250 points go to 3rd place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unreal moat]

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[jolly swift]

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[fleet spoke]

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[thick steppe]

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[sonic tide]

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[peak yoke]

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[fathom barn]

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[viscid orchid]

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[carmine cairn]

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[grizzled tusk]

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[remote pumice]

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[kind scroll]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

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[velvet dune]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @grizzled tusk, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @kind scroll, @sonic tide, @sweet fractal, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @fleet spoke, @velvet dune, and @thick steppe
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

@viscid orchid was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@remote pumice tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@unreal moat equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@thick steppe started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @sonic tide and @kind scroll out.

@fathom barn received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @fathom barn died.

@carmine cairn realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@viscid orchid read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @viscid orchid then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @viscid orchid died.

@jolly swift found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@sonic tide and @fleet spoke were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @sonic tide fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @sonic tide died.

@velvet dune reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @unreal moat in a Fish costume.

@jolly swift tried to attack @sweet fractal with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@remote pumice tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @sweet fractal's eye sockets. @sweet fractal died.

@unreal moat was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke bragged to @kind scroll about their combat skills. @kind scroll didn't really know @peak yoke and had no idea how this conversation started.

@grizzled tusk saw @tight niche trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @grizzled tusk is calling the police!

@peak yoke went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @peak yoke died.

@velvet dune and @kind scroll cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @kind scroll, because @velvet dune was wearing Frost armor.

@fleet spoke was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @fleet spoke died.

@remote pumice wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

@kind scroll accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @kind scroll died. @kind scroll died. @kind scroll died. @kind scroll died.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @grizzled tusk wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@jolly swift struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@tight niche's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@grizzled tusk fed @velvet dune several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@jolly swift will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@tight niche got a piggyback ride from @velvet dune, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @velvet dune died.

@remote pumice tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@remote pumice tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

@thick steppe tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @thick steppe died.

@grizzled tusk tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @grizzled tusk died.

@tight niche tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@jolly swift opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@jolly swift decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @jolly swift died.

@remote pumice’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@remote pumice started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@tight niche and @carmine cairn played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@carmine cairn attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@remote pumice started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche popped @carmine cairn by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 8th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 9th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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[viscid orchid]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[nova plover]

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[remote pumice]

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[jolly swift]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @sonic tide, @nova plover, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, and @inner wharf
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@remote pumice stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @remote pumice blinked first.

@viscid orchid accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@viscid orchid tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @jolly swift demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @viscid orchid by two. @viscid orchid died.

@sonic tide became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

@sonic tide tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @sonic tide was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @sonic tide died.

@nova plover got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @nova plover died.

@carmine cairn took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@peak yoke was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @peak yoke died.

@inner wharf tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @inner wharf died.

@jolly swift discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

@remote pumice rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@tranquil wyvern was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@tight niche cornered @carmine cairn at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @carmine cairn started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@jolly swift threw a Stink Potion at @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern threw a Toxic Flask right back. @jolly swift died.

@remote pumice donated all of their organs to those in need. @remote pumice died.

@tranquil wyvern fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @tight niche's mind right in front of their face. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @inner wharf
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @sonic tide
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[jolly swift]

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[peak yoke]

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[chrome steeple]

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[glacial totem]

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[tight niche]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[nova plover]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

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[celest wyvern]

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[jolly swift]

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[tidal bane]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @tight niche, @celest wyvern, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @tidal bane, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@viscid orchid started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@carmine cairn tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@peak yoke jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@celest wyvern fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @celest wyvern died.

@chrome steeple got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@nova plover was infected by a zombie virus. @nova plover died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

@viscid orchid was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @viscid orchid died.

@tidal bane invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

@nova plover was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @nova plover died.

@glacial totem didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @glacial totem died.

@peak yoke activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @peak yoke died.

@chrome steeple accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @chrome steeple died.

@tidal bane thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @tidal bane died.

@carmine cairn walked into a bar. @tight niche laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@tight niche was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @tight niche died.

@jolly swift was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@raw moss ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @viscid orchid

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[glacial totem]

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[nova plover]

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[peak yoke]

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[carmine cairn]

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[shadow abyss]

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[tight niche]

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@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

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[maiden onyx]

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[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

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[vital current]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @shadow abyss, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @dim spruce, @peak yoke, and @vital current
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@glacial totem found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@vital current somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@maiden onyx was buried under an avalanche that @brisk zephyr had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @maiden onyx died.

@shadow abyss thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@jolly swift dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @jolly swift died.

@nova plover dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tight niche, but @tight niche simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @nova plover died.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @glacial totem some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @glacial totem died.

@brisk zephyr tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

@raw moss took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @raw moss died.

@vital current 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @dim spruce to death. @dim spruce died.

@peak yoke gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @peak yoke died.

@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@shadow abyss blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @shadow abyss's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

@tight niche forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@shadow abyss played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@brisk zephyr and @vital current discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

@vital current ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @vital current said "thanks, you too." @vital current died.

@shadow abyss was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @shadow abyss died.

@brisk zephyr wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @brisk zephyr died.

@tight niche looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@carmine cairn didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @tight niche, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 4th place: @shadow abyss
150 points go to 5th place: @vital current
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[maiden onyx]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

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[peak yoke]

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[tidal bane]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[long vine]

bb!register

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[proud light]

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[brave shore]

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[earnest apex]

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[glacial totem]

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[nova plover]

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[thorn zephyr]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @carmine cairn, @proud light, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @thorn zephyr, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, @brave shore, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud light accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

@maiden onyx saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @maiden onyx died.

@nova plover was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@thorn zephyr tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

@tidal bane tried to high-five @earnest apex, but @earnest apex went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@raw moss performed surgery on a grape.

@brave shore purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@proud light used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @proud light died.

@long vine invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@nova plover got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @nova plover died.

@brave shore literally impeached @glacial totem by squashing them under a giant peach. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

@raw moss ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @raw moss died.

@earnest apex wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @thorn zephyr killed them. @thorn zephyr died.

@tidal bane used a Laser Drill to literally bore @peak yoke to death. @peak yoke died.

@long vine thought they assassinated @brave shore, but it was just @long vine in disguise. Huh? @long vine died.

@carmine cairn, @earnest apex, and @brave shore formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

@tidal bane started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@carmine cairn tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

@tidal bane donned a Martian costume and chased @earnest apex in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @earnest apex died.

@tidal bane was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @tidal bane died.

@brave shore is hvinga stroker n. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @thorn zephyr
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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[tame trout]

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[steel sentinel]

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[nova plover]

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[tidal bane]

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[cloud quest]

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[unreal moat]

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[long vine]

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[covert garnet]

bb!register

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[earnest apex]

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[proud light]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @cloud quest, @carmine cairn, @covert garnet, @proud light, @nova plover, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @long vine, @tidal bane, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @nova plover decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@peak yoke zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@cloud quest tried to explain to @unreal moat that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @unreal moat countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @cloud quest died.

@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@long vine was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@tidal bane got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

@proud light ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@covert garnet's skeleton decided that @covert garnet wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @covert garnet died.

@proud light played rock-paper-scissors with @steel sentinel. @proud light played paper. @steel sentinel played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @proud light was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @proud light died.

@potent talon was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@nova plover was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @nova plover died.

@tidal bane claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

@peak yoke summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @unreal moat's life points directly. @unreal moat died.

@potent talon, @raw moss, and @tame trout formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@carmine cairn distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

@potent talon's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @potent talon died.

@peak yoke added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

@peak yoke playfully poked @earnest apex and laughed. @earnest apex playfully poked them back with a Orichalcum Halberd. @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@raw moss's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @raw moss! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@earnest apex angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @earnest apex died.

@tidal bane dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tame trout fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

@tame trout was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@tidal bane made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @tidal bane died.

@carmine cairn built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@long vine sharpened @tame trout's face at a Sharpening Station. @tame trout became the sharpest tool in the shed. @tame trout died.

A strange device attached itself to @steel sentinel's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @steel sentinel died.

@raw moss and @long vine strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @raw moss suggested using cover against them. @long vine recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

@carmine cairn got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

@carmine cairn accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @carmine cairn died.

@long vine watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@raw moss found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

@long vine was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cloud quest]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cloud quest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hearty oracle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hearty oracle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cloud quest]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cloud quest, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[timid cobalt]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@timid cobalt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fossil zinc]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fossil zinc, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@timid cobalt, @cloud quest, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @idle egret, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @fossil zinc, @long vine, @hearty oracle, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@cloud quest ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @cloud quest died.

@potent talon tried to use forbidden magic to erase @brave shore from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @brave shore die, so nothing actually happened.

A Martian Probe spotted @timid cobalt, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @timid cobalt was too boring.

@nova plover won in a fight against @carmine cairn by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @carmine cairn died.

@hearty oracle walked up to @nova plover and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @hearty oracle, that kills people! @nova plover died.

@peak yoke thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

@long vine tried to attack @fossil zinc with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @long vine to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@idle egret found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @idle egret died.

@unreal moat and @hearty oracle played catch with a Paladin. @unreal moat accidentally fumbled a catch. @unreal moat died.

@brave shore went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

@peak yoke saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @peak yoke died.

@potent talon decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @potent talon died.

@brave shore refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@long vine trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@timid cobalt tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

@hearty oracle created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @hearty oracle's artistic genius.

@brave shore modified @fossil zinc's Titanium Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @fossil zinc was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @fossil zinc died.

@long vine invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@long vine equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @long vine died.

@hearty oracle thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @hearty oracle died.

@timid cobalt put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@brave shore tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@timid cobalt was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @brave shore caught them in time.

@brave shore decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

@timid cobalt brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@timid cobalt stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @timid cobalt died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @timid cobalt
250 points go to 3rd place: @hearty oracle
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @fossil zinc
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[short nymph]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@short nymph, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[maiden onyx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@maiden onyx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hexed fiber]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hexed fiber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@short nymph, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @hexed fiber, @brave shore, @maiden onyx, @tame trout, @raw moss, @idle egret, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@peak yoke fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@short nymph tried to launch a poison dart frog at @raw moss through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @short nymph has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @short nymph died.

@brave shore went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@hexed fiber tied up @tame trout and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @tame trout to die. However, @tame trout managed to escape from their bonds.

@carmine cairn swung a Staff of Regrowth at @long vine and missed. However, @long vine acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @carmine cairn to receive a yellow card.

@long vine was in the middle of taking a shower when @hexed fiber took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @long vine died.