#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 37

gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 8:37 AM

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@carmine cairn suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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A monkey dramatically raised @long vine up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @long vine off said cliff. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice and @tight niche spotted a Lunar Flare on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@tranquil wyvern got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@tight niche was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil peak
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Nov 13, 2025, 8:41 AM

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idle egret Nov 13, 2025, 8:41 AM

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tame trout Nov 13, 2025, 8:44 AM

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raw moss Nov 13, 2025, 8:50 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 13, 2025, 8:53 AM

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unreal moat Nov 13, 2025, 8:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 8:54 AM

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amber ermine Nov 13, 2025, 9:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 9:00 AM

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thick steppe Nov 13, 2025, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 9:27 AM

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tight niche Nov 13, 2025, 9:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 9:27 AM

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turbid skiff Nov 13, 2025, 9:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 9:28 AM

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wise yoke Nov 13, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 9:29 AM

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@wise yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wise yoke, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @turbid skiff, @tame trout, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, @idle egret, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@tame trout tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@raw moss "borrowed" @turbid skiff's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @turbid skiff's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @raw moss could return it.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @tight niche started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@amber ermine drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@idle egret decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@thick steppe climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@wise yoke stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@unreal moat shot a sand block at @remote pumice with a Sandgun, but @remote pumice managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@turbid skiff got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @turbid skiff wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @turbid skiff was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@tame trout saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @tame trout died.

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@unreal moat programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @unreal moat died.

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@amber ermine wrote @idle egret's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @idle egret died.

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@tight niche disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @amber ermine, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@raw moss summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @thick steppe's life points directly. @thick steppe died.

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@wise yoke tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @wise yoke died.

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@remote pumice was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @remote pumice died.

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@turbid skiff stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @turbid skiff blinked first.

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@tranquil wyvern vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@raw moss talked with @tight niche about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@turbid skiff thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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idle egret Nov 13, 2025, 9:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 9:40 AM

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amber ermine Nov 13, 2025, 9:44 AM

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raw moss Nov 13, 2025, 9:49 AM

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brave shore Nov 13, 2025, 9:56 AM

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unreal moat Nov 13, 2025, 9:57 AM

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remote pumice Nov 13, 2025, 9:59 AM

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wide prism Nov 13, 2025, 10:08 AM

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fathom barn Nov 13, 2025, 10:09 AM

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near mortar Nov 13, 2025, 10:13 AM

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wide prism Nov 13, 2025, 10:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 10:25 AM

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@wide prism, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 13, 2025, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @idle egret, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @brave shore, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar used an Inferno Fork to eat. @remote pumice thought they didn't notice, but @near mortar just really likes spicy food.

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@idle egret invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@wide prism started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@unreal moat drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @raw moss appeared instead.

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@brave shore tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@fathom barn tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @idle egret. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @idle egret died.

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@near mortar drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @near mortar died.

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@remote pumice built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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While exploring the Jungle, @remote pumice needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @wide prism. @wide prism died.

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@brave shore covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@tight niche made some Synonym Rolls for @raw moss and @fathom barn. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@brave shore snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@fathom barn ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@fathom barn was walked on by a Martian Walker. @fathom barn died.

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@raw moss started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@raw moss had a sleepover with @tight niche, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@tight niche made some scary noises in the dark. @raw moss sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @fathom barn
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Nov 13, 2025, 10:38 AM

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remote pumice Nov 13, 2025, 10:38 AM

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near mortar Nov 13, 2025, 10:46 AM

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brave shore Nov 13, 2025, 10:46 AM

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unreal moat Nov 13, 2025, 10:53 AM

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long vine Nov 13, 2025, 10:58 AM

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wise yoke Nov 13, 2025, 11:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 13, 2025, 11:06 AM

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amber ermine Nov 13, 2025, 11:10 AM

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gusty bobcat Nov 13, 2025, 11:20 AM

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tame trout Nov 13, 2025, 11:22 AM

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tight niche Nov 13, 2025, 11:28 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @wise yoke, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom barn literally can't even. @fathom barn died.

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@tight niche was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@amber ermine used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @amber ermine died.

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@remote pumice huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @near mortar also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tame trout made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@brave shore crafted @wise yoke into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @wise yoke died.

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@long vine fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tranquil wyvern and @unreal moat to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@tight niche modified @raw moss's Orichalcum Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @raw moss was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@remote pumice tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @remote pumice died.

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@tame trout walked up to @unreal moat and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tame trout, that kills people! @unreal moat died.

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@long vine wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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Congratulations, @tame trout! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tame trout died.

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@gusty bobcat was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tight niche fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@tranquil wyvern shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@tight niche found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@brave shore found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@long vine recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@brave shore heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @brave shore died.

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@long vine pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @long vine looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Nov 13, 2025, 11:38 AM

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raw moss Nov 13, 2025, 11:40 AM

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wide prism Nov 13, 2025, 11:48 AM

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tame trout Nov 13, 2025, 11:49 AM

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near mortar Nov 13, 2025, 12:06 PM

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unreal moat Nov 13, 2025, 12:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 12:16 PM

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remote pumice Nov 13, 2025, 12:18 PM

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gusty bobcat Nov 13, 2025, 12:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 12:20 PM

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tight niche Nov 13, 2025, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 12:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Nov 13, 2025, 12:32 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 12:32 PM

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amber ermine Nov 13, 2025, 12:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 12:39 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 13, 2025, 1:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 1:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 1:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @raw moss died.

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There was a snake in @near mortar's boot! @near mortar died.

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@steel sentinel had @remote pumice lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @remote pumice, this wasn't a magic show. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @unreal moat died.

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@tame trout fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @gusty bobcat, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@wide prism and @brave shore built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tight niche was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@steel sentinel tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@gusty bobcat tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @brave shore in disguise. @gusty bobcat died.

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There once was a @brave shore who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @brave shore's insides, and all the animals were freed. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@wide prism was cornered by @tight niche, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@tame trout tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@tame trout was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @tame trout barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @tame trout died.

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@steel sentinel boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@wide prism got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @wide prism died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @long vine begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@long vine spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@long vine’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@long vine went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@steel sentinel read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@tight niche and @long vine huddled around @steel sentinel to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @steel sentinel's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@swift egret skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @swift egret died.

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@wispy sable handed @remote pumice a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine and @jolly swift discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@carmine cairn cut a specific wire in @peak yoke's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@long vine wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern chased @wispy sable with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @wispy sable died.

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@tame trout tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Sickle instead of a Bug Net.

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@jolly swift consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@tame trout spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @tame trout still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @tame trout died.

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@tight niche left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@steel sentinel pumped @stray hill full of lead. No one was hurt, but @stray hill's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@jolly swift wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @jolly swift through the wall. @jolly swift died.

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@stray hill entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @stray hill died.

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@tight niche buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@carmine cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @tranquil wyvern killed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tight niche's skull. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @carmine cairn before they could say "Zoinks!" @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @stray hill
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 8th place: @wispy sable
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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@stray hill burned @wise yoke to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @stray hill for reading books. @wise yoke died.

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@unreal moat and @peak yoke had a very merry unbirthday party together. @tame trout found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@sweet fractal accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@near mortar challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@unreal moat gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @unreal moat died.

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@jolly swift verbally roasted @peak yoke so hard that they burst into flames. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@tame trout tried to explain to @stray hill that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @stray hill countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @tame trout died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@neat wasp declared war on emus. The emus won. @neat wasp died.

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@radiant anchor developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@steel sentinel attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@carmine cairn used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@tight niche tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tight niche quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@stray hill ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @stray hill said "thanks, you too." @stray hill died.

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@radiant anchor tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @radiant anchor died.

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@tranquil wyvern, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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A witch prophesized that @tranquil wyvern would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @steel sentinel excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @tranquil wyvern found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift was furious at @carmine cairn for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @jolly swift's special someone!

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@jolly swift ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, and @tight niche worked on a group project, but it looked like @steel sentinel was doing most of the work.

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@carmine cairn was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@tight niche was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@steel sentinel tried to set up a campfire, but @carmine cairn drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@steel sentinel was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @carmine cairn with its horns. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant anchor
100 points go to 7th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 8th place: @neat wasp
100 points go to 9th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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@wide prism made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@remote pumice was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@sweet fractal crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @amber ermine laughed at them, not knowing that @sweet fractal was just a completionist.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tame trout underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@tight niche found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@steel sentinel beat @amber ermine into a pulp with a stale baguette. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@sweet fractal and @steel sentinel were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @sweet fractal, but left @steel sentinel alone because they smelled funny. @sweet fractal died.

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@wide prism began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@remote pumice performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@jolly swift went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@tight niche took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @tame trout's Rod of Discord.

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@tranquil wyvern began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@unreal moat dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@unreal moat took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @unreal moat died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @tame trout accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @tame trout died.

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@wide prism tried to save @jolly swift's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @wide prism died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @wide prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tight niche. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @remote pumice to death. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@steel sentinel complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @tight niche's life and give it to @steel sentinel. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

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@wide prism started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@nova plover watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@fathom barn was playing hide and seek with @tight niche and @remote pumice, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @fathom barn died.

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@eternal urchin was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@tranquil wyvern faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@viscid orchid ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @viscid orchid died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @wise yoke's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @wise yoke died.

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@peak yoke found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@steel sentinel has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @steel sentinel woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@sonic tide touched @eternal urchin's gun without permission. @sonic tide died.

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@tight niche developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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Celestial creatures started invading! @remote pumice knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@nova plover put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern was building a nice house. @peak yoke asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @tranquil wyvern just looked confused.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@unreal moat found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@remote pumice snuck up behind @tight niche, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @remote pumice decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@tranquil wyvern and @steel sentinel were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@unreal moat had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @wide prism shot them with an arrow. @unreal moat died.

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@eternal urchin became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@steel sentinel asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@peak yoke became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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Out of boredom, @wide prism used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@wide prism was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @wide prism died.

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@eternal urchin embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @eternal urchin tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @eternal urchin died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw @carmine cairn trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @tranquil wyvern is calling the police!

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@remote pumice wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn called @steel sentinel a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @eternal urchin
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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dim spruce Nov 13, 2025, 6:41 PM

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proud lava Nov 13, 2025, 6:48 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @nova plover, @dim spruce, @peak yoke, @eternal urchin, @summer ore, @wide prism, and @subtle gorge
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@dim spruce donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@wise yoke appeared to be taking a group picture of @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, and @proud lava. @wise yoke's selfie turned out great!

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@subtle gorge tried to high-five @tranquil wyvern, but @tranquil wyvern went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@eternal urchin accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @eternal urchin.

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@proud lava woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @proud lava died.

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@steel sentinel practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @steel sentinel died.

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@wise yoke placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @wise yoke died.

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@nova plover made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @peak yoke's entire body.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @wide prism and @peak yoke, who did not approve of gambling.

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@subtle gorge’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@dim spruce painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@dim spruce was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @dim spruce died.

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@summer ore followed @eternal urchin into the jungle. @summer ore started looking left, right and center for @eternal urchin, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@carmine cairn purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tight niche and @peak yoke played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@carmine cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@peak yoke used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @peak yoke died.

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@eternal urchin tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @eternal urchin died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@subtle gorge drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@jolly swift rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @jolly swift with unnecessary advice.

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@wide prism made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @wide prism rich and famous.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@tight niche verbally roasted @summer ore so hard that they burst into flames. @summer ore died.

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@jolly swift recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @jolly swift concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@wide prism started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @wide prism suddenly didn't feel so good. @wide prism died.

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@subtle gorge and @jolly swift played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@carmine cairn compressed @jolly swift until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn swapped @tranquil wyvern's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @tranquil wyvern then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @tight niche wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @subtle gorge is approaching @tight niche!

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@carmine cairn decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@subtle gorge turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @subtle gorge died.

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@carmine cairn found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@tight niche heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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While sitting on a bench together with @carmine cairn, @tight niche leaned away and farted.

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@tight niche sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @summer ore
100 points go to 8th place: @eternal urchin
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @dim spruce

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wise yoke Nov 13, 2025, 7:56 PM

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fleet spoke Nov 13, 2025, 7:59 PM

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nova plover Nov 13, 2025, 8:10 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 13, 2025, 8:15 PM

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maiden onyx Nov 13, 2025, 8:17 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 13, 2025, 8:22 PM

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tight niche Nov 13, 2025, 8:29 PM

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brave shore Nov 13, 2025, 8:30 PM

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glacial totem Nov 13, 2025, 8:35 PM

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high depot Nov 13, 2025, 8:46 PM

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silent shore Nov 13, 2025, 8:58 PM

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radiant anchor Nov 13, 2025, 9:01 PM

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sonic tide Nov 13, 2025, 9:05 PM

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long vine Nov 13, 2025, 9:05 PM

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dim spruce Nov 13, 2025, 9:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 9:30 PM

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glacial totem Nov 13, 2025, 9:30 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 16 players remaining.
@wise yoke, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @radiant anchor, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @sonic tide, @maiden onyx, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @silent shore, @high depot, @raw moss, @nova plover, and @tight niche
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@tight niche felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@brave shore started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@wise yoke built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @wise yoke died.

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@silent shore ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@radiant anchor commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@fleet spoke picked a fight with a goose. @fleet spoke died.

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@long vine declared war on emus. The emus won. @long vine died.

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@sonic tide entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@tranquil wyvern killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@high depot hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@sonic tide attacked @nova plover with a Legendary Zenith, but @nova plover's pen was mightier. @sonic tide died.

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@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@maiden onyx received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @maiden onyx died.

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@high depot, @carmine cairn, and @brave shore raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@dim spruce tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@glacial totem ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @glacial totem died.

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@dim spruce thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @dim spruce's potions with Red Potions. @dim spruce died.

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@silent shore grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@radiant anchor stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@nova plover accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @nova plover.

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@nova plover found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@silent shore accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @silent shore, go jump off that cliff. @silent shore died.

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@nova plover hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @nova plover died.

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@radiant anchor failed to properly hydrate. @radiant anchor died.

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@brave shore accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@raw moss invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@tranquil wyvern watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@high depot went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @high depot died.

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@tight niche started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @tranquil wyvern forced them to put in some more effort.

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@brave shore started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@tranquil wyvern's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@raw moss told @carmine cairn to bite the dust. In response, @carmine cairn took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@brave shore kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @brave shore red. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@tight niche forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @high depot
100 points go to 7th place: @radiant anchor
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 10th place: @dim spruce

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Nov 13, 2025, 9:40 PM

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peak yoke Nov 13, 2025, 9:41 PM

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raw moss Nov 13, 2025, 9:43 PM

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sonic tide Nov 13, 2025, 9:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 13, 2025, 9:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 9:54 PM

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long vine Nov 13, 2025, 9:56 PM

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radiant anchor Nov 13, 2025, 10:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 10:11 PM

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nova plover Nov 13, 2025, 10:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 10:16 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 13, 2025, 10:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 10:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 13, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 13, 2025, 10:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sonic tide, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @radiant anchor, @peak yoke, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@tight niche lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@tranquil wyvern used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@long vine recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@nova plover invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @sonic tide, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @sonic tide died.

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@radiant anchor messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@raw moss was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @glacial totem's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @glacial totem died.

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@radiant anchor traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@carmine cairn painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@peak yoke was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@tight niche tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Palm Wood Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@raw moss knocked furiously on @long vine's door while holding an axe. @long vine shouted, "Who's there?"

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@tranquil wyvern found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@nova plover and @radiant anchor played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@peak yoke took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @peak yoke died.

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@nova plover was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche briefly considered proposing marriage to @raw moss, but married a bee instead.

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@radiant anchor looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@tight niche put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @tight niche died.

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@long vine watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@radiant anchor explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @radiant anchor died.

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@long vine was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@raw moss made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @long vine walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@long vine heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @radiant anchor
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @sonic tide

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There are 19 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @eternal urchin, @carmine cairn, @dapper sluice, @long vine, @turbid skiff, @tame trout, @proud lava, @dim spruce, @swift egret, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
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@sweet fractal tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @swift egret's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @sweet fractal died.

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@eternal urchin accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @earnest apex was watching. @eternal urchin died.

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@turbid skiff summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @long vine felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@deep shuttle tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@carmine cairn accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @carmine cairn died.

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@nova plover wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @dapper sluice into an apple. @dapper sluice died.

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@unreal moat drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@long vine couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Terra Blade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @long vine's heart and brain. @long vine died.

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@turbid skiff ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @turbid skiff's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @turbid skiff died.

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@tame trout baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @tame trout died.

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@dim spruce equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @proud lava into approaching. @dim spruce then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @proud lava with two Sniper Rifle shots. @proud lava died.

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@dim spruce toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @dim spruce died.

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@nova plover started rallying for goblin rights.

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@peak yoke hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@thick steppe walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @thick steppe died.

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@deep shuttle found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@potent talon murdered @raw moss with a knife, but it was actually @unreal moat in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @potent talon didn't care that much. @unreal moat died.

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@swift egret dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @earnest apex diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@near mortar had the high ground, but @earnest apex just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @near mortar toppling to their doom. @near mortar died.

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@peak yoke decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@swift egret wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@potent talon's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Bone Sword was nice and clean, but their Molten Fury's string broke, and their Shadowbeam Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@deep shuttle tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@raw moss tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@raw moss asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@peak yoke captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@deep shuttle learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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The sun burnt @nova plover into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@potent talon drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@swift egret spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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The Cyborg hacked into @earnest apex's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@earnest apex ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @nova plover begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@nova plover spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@nova plover’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@nova plover went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@earnest apex sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @earnest apex died.

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@potent talon carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @potent talon died.

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@deep shuttle slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @nova plover's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@swift egret's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @raw moss and @deep shuttle's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @swift egret died.

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@raw moss had @deep shuttle lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @deep shuttle, this wasn't a magic show. @deep shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @deep shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @swift egret
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @thick steppe

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Nov 14, 2025, 12:49 AM

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tame trout Nov 14, 2025, 12:55 AM

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unreal moat Nov 14, 2025, 1:02 AM

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nova plover Nov 14, 2025, 1:03 AM

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peak yoke Nov 14, 2025, 1:12 AM

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idle egret Nov 14, 2025, 1:13 AM

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thick steppe Nov 14, 2025, 1:22 AM

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modern plover Nov 14, 2025, 1:27 AM

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idle pike Nov 14, 2025, 1:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@nova plover, @idle pike, @idle egret, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @modern plover, @earnest apex, @tame trout, and @thick steppe
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@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@nova plover wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @nova plover died.

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@tame trout was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@idle pike found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @idle pike was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@thick steppe started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @thick steppe - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @thick steppe then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@unreal moat shot their Clockwork Assault Rifle to the left of @idle egret just to scare them. @idle egret heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @idle egret died.

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@remote pumice and @modern plover were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @remote pumice, but left @modern plover alone because they smelled funny. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @unreal moat died.

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@idle pike went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@peak yoke was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@modern plover found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@earnest apex invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@peak yoke was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @peak yoke died.

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@modern plover dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @modern plover died.

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@thick steppe, @earnest apex, and @idle pike made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@tame trout wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@earnest apex was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @earnest apex died.

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@tame trout was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tame trout died.

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@idle pike used their Purple Phaseblade to lop off @thick steppe's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @idle pike invented golf. @thick steppe died.

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@idle pike tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @raw moss in disguise. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 4th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Nov 14, 2025, 2:00 AM

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peak yoke Nov 14, 2025, 2:01 AM

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raw moss Nov 14, 2025, 2:14 AM

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idle pike Nov 14, 2025, 2:27 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @shell shore, @nova plover, @idle pike, @glacial totem, @idle egret, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @tame trout, and @thick steppe
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@unreal moat wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@sweet fractal got burninated by Tim. @sweet fractal died.

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@tame trout made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@shell shore was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @shell shore died.

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@thick steppe aimed a spinning toy at @idle pike, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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There once was a @nova plover who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @nova plover's insides, and all the animals were freed. @nova plover died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @earnest apex started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@glacial totem picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@idle pike made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @idle egret joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @idle egret died.

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@unreal moat got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@thick steppe and @earnest apex had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@peak yoke got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss started blocking @idle pike's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@tame trout went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @thick steppe and @idle pike summoned the Impending Doom. @tame trout died.

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@raw moss built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@thick steppe found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@idle pike heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @raw moss, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@thick steppe summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @thick steppe died.

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@idle pike spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@raw moss was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 4th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @idle egret
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 14, 2025, 2:37 AM

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idle egret Nov 14, 2025, 2:38 AM

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raw moss Nov 14, 2025, 2:42 AM

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glacial totem Nov 14, 2025, 2:43 AM

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nova plover Nov 14, 2025, 2:45 AM

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dim spruce Nov 14, 2025, 2:47 AM

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sonic tide Nov 14, 2025, 2:58 AM

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maiden onyx Nov 14, 2025, 3:01 AM

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tame trout Nov 14, 2025, 3:19 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 14, 2025, 3:20 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sonic tide, @maiden onyx, @tame trout, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @thick steppe, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @idle egret
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@raw moss tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @sonic tide's head instead. @sonic tide died.

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@tame trout and @peak yoke built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@nova plover vaporized @tame trout with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @tame trout died.

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@glacial totem couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@thick steppe stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@glacial totem tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @glacial totem died.

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No one told @dim spruce that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @dim spruce died.

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@thick steppe was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @thick steppe died.

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@raw moss ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@peak yoke ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @peak yoke died.

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@maiden onyx farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@idle egret caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @idle egret died.

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@nova plover somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @nova plover's chests for the rest of its life.

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@maiden onyx was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @maiden onyx died.

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@carmine cairn started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@nova plover fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@raw moss went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @nova plover
150 points go to 4th place: @maiden onyx
150 points go to 5th place: @idle egret
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Nov 14, 2025, 3:54 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 14, 2025, 4:00 AM

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granite root Nov 14, 2025, 4:17 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 14, 2025, 4:25 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@granite root, @fathom barn, @wise yoke, @carmine cairn, @hexed fiber, @idle pike, @maiden onyx, @tame trout, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, @idle egret, and @deep shuttle
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@carmine cairn discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@granite root activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @granite root died.

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@maiden onyx merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@wise yoke preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@raw moss started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@peak yoke and @deep shuttle were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@wise yoke was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @wise yoke died.

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@maiden onyx tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @maiden onyx died.

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@tame trout was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tame trout's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tame trout died.

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@fathom barn contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@hexed fiber practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @idle pike and @unreal moat got their chainsaws ready.

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@nova plover found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @nova plover headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@deep shuttle found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@unreal moat likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @unreal moat probably liked trains a bit too much. @unreal moat died.

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@fathom barn burned @nova plover to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @fathom barn for reading books. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Bladed Glove.