epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@tight niche found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @tight niche was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@tranquil wyvern won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@raw moss went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @raw moss's fault.

@tranquil wyvern woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@raw moss made fun of @brave shore for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @brave shore shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @raw moss died.

@tight niche baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@brave shore was dunked on by @tight niche. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@brave shore mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@brave shore tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @brave shore decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @tight niche into fertilizer. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @dusky elbow
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

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[gleaming grove]

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[wise yoke]

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[gleaming grove]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[peak yoke]

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[gleaming grove]

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[keen parcel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[real gale]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @raw moss, @real gale, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, and @keen parcel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@keen parcel fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@wise yoke decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@carmine cairn eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@amber ermine rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tranquil wyvern allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@peak yoke tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

@tight niche started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@raw moss decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@wise yoke was in the middle of taking a shower when @peak yoke took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @wise yoke died.

@carmine cairn invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @raw moss, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @raw moss died.

@real gale wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@tranquil wyvern couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

@tight niche climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @carmine cairn and @unreal moat.

@keen parcel started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@peak yoke started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @real gale forced them to put in some more effort.

@tranquil wyvern warned @peak yoke not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @peak yoke trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@real gale hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

@keen parcel spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@unreal moat gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @unreal moat died.

@carmine cairn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@peak yoke stopped a meteor from crushing @tight niche and @carmine cairn with their own body. @peak yoke died.

@keen parcel's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @keen parcel died.

@real gale summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@tranquil wyvern tried to steal @carmine cairn's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@tight niche modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

@real gale neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @real gale died.

@tranquil wyvern descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@carmine cairn drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @keen parcel
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tame trout]

bb!register

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@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

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[nova plover]

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[wispy sable]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[fathom barn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @wispy sable, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @carmine cairn ended up completely fine.

@fathom barn picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @fathom barn died.

@tight niche walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@wispy sable found a room full of Bunny Banners in @amber ermine's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

@nova plover shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @nova plover's head. @nova plover died.

@peak yoke let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

@unreal moat used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@tranquil wyvern searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@carmine cairn took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

@peak yoke fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @peak yoke died.

@wispy sable put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@wispy sable died.

@tame trout used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @tame trout died.

@tranquil wyvern started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@tranquil wyvern started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @tranquil wyvern suddenly didn't feel so good. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 5th place: @wispy sable
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fathom barn]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[wise yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wise yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[thick steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle gorge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@gusty fractal, @fathom barn, @wise yoke, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @subtle gorge, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @wide prism, @earnest apex, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gusty fractal went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @gusty fractal died.

@carmine cairn obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@fathom barn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@unreal moat lured @fathom barn into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @fathom barn's dust allergy! @fathom barn died.

A zombie snuck up on @wise yoke and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @wise yoke died.

@sweet fractal and @subtle gorge played catch with a Paladin. @sweet fractal accidentally fumbled a catch. @sweet fractal died.

@jolly swift found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@wide prism entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@unreal moat was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @unreal moat died.

@thick steppe tried attacking @tranquil wyvern, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@wide prism got burninated by Tim. @wide prism died.

@thick steppe pointed a wooden wand at @carmine cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

@amber ermine accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@earnest apex hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

@earnest apex accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @earnest apex died.

@peak yoke attacked @jolly swift with a Legendary Zenith, but @jolly swift's pen was mightier. @peak yoke died.

@tight niche multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@amber ermine didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @amber ermine died.

@tight niche kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@carmine cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

@subtle gorge carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @subtle gorge died.

No one told @thick steppe that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @thick steppe died.

@tranquil wyvern set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

@carmine cairn saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@tight niche yelled, "Duck!" @tranquil wyvern excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@tight niche made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@jolly swift threatened @carmine cairn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @carmine cairn informed @jolly swift as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@carmine cairn snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @tight niche's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@tight niche triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @wide prism

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sonic tide]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sonic tide, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wise yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wise yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @sonic tide, @tame trout, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@wide prism laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@proud lava started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

@carmine cairn hosted a spelling bee! @jolly swift had to spell "cat". @sonic tide had to spell "rain". @amber ermine had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@tight niche drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tame trout was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@wise yoke drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @amber ermine with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@proud lava hid from @jolly swift after @carmine cairn exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

@proud lava fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @proud lava died.

@amber ermine stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @amber ermine died.

@wide prism drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @sonic tide wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@tight niche dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @sonic tide fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

@tranquil wyvern escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

@wise yoke's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @wise yoke died.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@sonic tide accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @sonic tide died.

@wide prism fed @tame trout several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@tranquil wyvern and @tame trout were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tranquil wyvern suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @tame trout turned around to look. @tame trout died.

@carmine cairn did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@wide prism tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @wide prism died.

@tranquil wyvern stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @tranquil wyvern's house down.

@tight niche started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@jolly swift forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@carmine cairn touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@tight niche was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @sonic tide
100 points go to 8th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sonic tide]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sonic tide, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[wise yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wise yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[chrome steeple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide prism, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @wise yoke, @sonic tide, @sweet fractal, @peak yoke, @chrome steeple, and @wide prism
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The fighting begins again!

@tight niche teleported behind @proud lava using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @proud lava died.

@sweet fractal put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@wide prism performed open heart surgery on @viscid orchid, even though @viscid orchid never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @viscid orchid died.

@sonic tide thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @sonic tide's potions with Red Potions. @sonic tide died.

@peak yoke was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@carmine cairn thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@jolly swift made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@sweet fractal angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @sweet fractal's floating house. @sweet fractal died.

@peak yoke tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @chrome steeple into an apple. @chrome steeple died.

@wide prism carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @wide prism died.

@wise yoke dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tight niche, but @tight niche simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @wise yoke died.

@jolly swift started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche somehow convinced @tranquil wyvern that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

While @carmine cairn looked inside a Corruption chasm, @tight niche pranked them by pushing them inside. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @wise yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @sonic tide

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[peak yoke]

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[sonic tide]

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[granite root]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[subtle gorge]

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[raw moss]

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[nova plover]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @wise yoke, @sonic tide, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @granite root, and @subtle gorge
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The fighting begins again!

@sonic tide almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@raw moss bashed @sweet fractal in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@nova plover found some Diamond Ore. @wise yoke quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@subtle gorge and @tight niche found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

@wise yoke was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @wise yoke died.

@peak yoke managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@granite root invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@sonic tide told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @sonic tide. @sonic tide died.

@sweet fractal burst with happiness, quite literally. @sweet fractal died.

@granite root tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@subtle gorge sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@nova plover was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @nova plover died.

@tranquil wyvern befriended @subtle gorge by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@granite root started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@peak yoke transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @peak yoke died.

@tight niche was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

@subtle gorge used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @subtle gorge died.

@granite root ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

@granite root tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @granite root died.

@tranquil wyvern chewed some gum. It made @tranquil wyvern feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@raw moss's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @granite root
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @sonic tide
100 points go to 10th place: @wise yoke

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[brave shore]

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[earnest apex]

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[steel sentinel]

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[nova plover]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @steep shadow, @wise yoke, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @granite root, @earnest apex, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

After @steep shadow drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @steep shadow died.

@tight niche started blocking @brave shore's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

@wise yoke challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @wise yoke died.

@glacial totem tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @glacial totem's brains. @glacial totem died.

@peak yoke brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @peak yoke died.

@granite root invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@granite root accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @granite root died.

@earnest apex toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @earnest apex died.

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@steel sentinel somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

@tight niche distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@nova plover was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

@nova plover swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @nova plover died.

@brave shore went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @brave shore died.

@steel sentinel activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

@tight niche drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@raw moss filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

@steel sentinel wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tight niche randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

A strange device attached itself to @raw moss's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @raw moss died.

@tight niche did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @wise yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[peak yoke]

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[steep shadow]

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[granite root]

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[raw moss]

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[steel sentinel]

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[subtle gorge]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[granite root]

bb!register

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[glass vine]

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[steep shadow]

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[idle pike]

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[earnest apex]

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[winged acorn]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @steep shadow, @winged acorn, @idle pike, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @granite root, @earnest apex, and @subtle gorge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@idle pike was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @idle pike dried.

@glass vine felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @winged acorn setting explosives beneath them. @glass vine died.

@steep shadow walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @steep shadow died.

@carmine cairn heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@peak yoke put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@peak yoke was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @peak yoke died.

@raw moss was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@granite root played rock-paper-scissors with @subtle gorge. @granite root played paper. @subtle gorge played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @granite root was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @granite root died.

@earnest apex tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@carmine cairn got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@earnest apex accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @earnest apex died. @earnest apex died. @earnest apex died. @earnest apex died.

@subtle gorge tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @subtle gorge keeled over from a heart attack. @subtle gorge died.

@idle pike decisively vanquished @winged acorn through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @winged acorn died.

@raw moss looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

While streaming a fitness game, @steel sentinel accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

@idle pike performed an interpretive dance for @raw moss and @carmine cairn as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@idle pike wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @idle pike died.

@carmine cairn literally impeached @raw moss by squashing them under a giant peach. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @winged acorn
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @granite root
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @steep shadow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[raw moss]

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[deep shuttle]

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[peak yoke]

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[long vine]

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[tidal bane]

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[radiant anchor]

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[exotic saddle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[idle pike]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @radiant anchor, @long vine, @idle pike, @exotic saddle, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@long vine went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@granite root found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

@deep shuttle started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @deep shuttle is still slurping that noodle.

@nova plover claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@idle pike got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

@exotic saddle theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@peak yoke went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@granite root wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @granite root turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @granite root died.

@radiant anchor had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@exotic saddle forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @exotic saddle died.

@tidal bane had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@tidal bane wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

@peak yoke drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @peak yoke died.

@nova plover started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @nova plover died.

@radiant anchor was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@carmine cairn walked into a bar. @idle pike laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@steel sentinel put two forward slashes in front of @tidal bane and commented them out of existence. @tidal bane died.

@deep shuttle caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @deep shuttle died.

@radiant anchor went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @radiant anchor died.

@long vine was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @long vine died.

@raw moss watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@steel sentinel and @raw moss were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@carmine cairn started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @carmine cairn decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@idle pike opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

@raw moss wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@steel sentinel desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@idle pike accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @idle pike died.

@carmine cairn somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @radiant anchor
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[long vine]

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[deep shuttle]

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[sonic tide]

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[swift egret]

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[nova plover]

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[glacial totem]

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[peak yoke]

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[proud lava]

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[glossy vale]

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[carmine cairn]

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[granite root]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@granite root, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @sonic tide, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @swift egret, @glossy vale, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn murdered @peak yoke with a knife, but it was actually @granite root in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @carmine cairn didn't care that much. @granite root died.

@long vine accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @long vine died.

@sonic tide successfully snuck into @swift egret's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @sonic tide died.

@glacial totem went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @glacial totem died.

@nova plover received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

@nova plover had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@carmine cairn used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

@glossy vale combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

@proud lava went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @proud lava died.

@deep shuttle wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@swift egret took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @swift egret died.

@peak yoke tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@raw moss finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@deep shuttle constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

@peak yoke tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

@glossy vale walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @glossy vale died.

@nova plover overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@peak yoke rescued @raw moss from drowning, but in reverse. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn complained to @nova plover that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@nova plover was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@deep shuttle found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@nova plover tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @nova plover died.

@peak yoke had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @peak yoke died.

@deep shuttle tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @deep shuttle died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @deep shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @glossy vale
100 points go to 7th place: @swift egret
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @sonic tide

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@long vine equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @sharp fiber into approaching. @long vine then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @sharp fiber with two Sniper Rifle shots. @sharp fiber died.

@granite root created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @granite root's artistic genius.

@brazen shell fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @brazen shell died.

@swift egret was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @swift egret died.

@tame trout heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@dim spruce was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @dim spruce died.

@long vine suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @long vine died.

@nova plover adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @carmine cairn wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @nova plover all of their willpower not to explain it.

@raw moss failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

@tame trout was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @tame trout died.

@granite root watched @raw moss go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @raw moss was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@nova plover accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @nova plover died.

Hey @granite root, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @granite root died.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @raw moss some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @granite root
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @swift egret
100 points go to 9th place: @brazen shell
100 points go to 10th place: @sharp fiber

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There are 12 players remaining.
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@exotic saddle got stuck in @unreal moat's Rod of Discord farm. @exotic saddle died.

@sharp fiber sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @sharp fiber died.

@tame trout died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @tame trout died.

@peak yoke caused @near mortar to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@long vine was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @long vine lived.

@maiden onyx built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@thick steppe built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@swift egret accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @swift egret died.

@near mortar trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@unreal moat tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @unreal moat died.

@long vine tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@near mortar decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @near mortar died.

@peak yoke was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @peak yoke died.

@thick steppe ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @thick steppe died.

@maiden onyx was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @maiden onyx died.

@carmine cairn emerged from a tree stump and scolded @raw moss for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @raw moss was still holding an axe. @carmine cairn died.

@long vine tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

@long vine wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @maiden onyx
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @swift egret
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@proud lava, @maiden onyx, @fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @exotic saddle, @swift egret, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, and @tame trout
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The fighting begins again!

@deep shuttle trapped @maiden onyx in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @maiden onyx managed to escape regardless.

@swift egret became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

@exotic saddle was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@raw moss was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@proud lava traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @proud lava did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @proud lava died.

@maiden onyx used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @near mortar tested this theory on @maiden onyx, who bounced, and ended up being right. @maiden onyx died.

@fathom barn pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @fathom barn died.

@exotic saddle tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @exotic saddle died.

@raw moss traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@tame trout 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @swift egret to death. @swift egret died.

@near mortar found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @near mortar died.

@carmine cairn found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

@peak yoke went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @peak yoke died.

@raw moss came out of @deep shuttle's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@deep shuttle started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @deep shuttle died.

@tame trout was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

@tame trout learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @tame trout died.

@carmine cairn used a Medusa Head on @raw moss and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tame trout
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @swift egret
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden onyx

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The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @vast wagon, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @idle pike, @exotic saddle, @tame trout, @glacial totem, @swift egret, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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@tame trout told @vast wagon that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @vast wagon vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@long vine shot @fathom barn in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @fathom barn died.

@glacial totem didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@tame trout tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @tame trout died.

@brave shore made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @brave shore rich and famous.

@swift egret used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @swift egret died.

@tight niche donned a Martian costume and chased @raw moss in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @raw moss died.

After opening a present, @idle pike discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

@tight niche swapped @exotic saddle's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @exotic saddle then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @exotic saddle died.

@vast wagon tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @vast wagon died.

@glacial totem felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@glacial totem got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @brave shore got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @glacial totem died.

@long vine discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @long vine died.

@brave shore tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @brave shore died.

@tight niche swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

@idle pike wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@idle pike played Frisbee with @carmine cairn using a Light Disc, but @carmine cairn unfortunately didn't have five hands. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @vast wagon
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @swift egret

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @idle pike, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @dim spruce, @earnest apex, @long vine, @tame trout, and @wide prism
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The fighting begins again!

@long vine was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@carmine cairn aimed a spinning toy at @earnest apex, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@dim spruce found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@nova plover found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@wise yoke got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @wise yoke died.

@tight niche refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@glacial totem hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @glacial totem died.

@idle pike took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@tame trout took aim at @raw moss from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

@unreal moat became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @unreal moat died.

@nova plover got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

@dim spruce headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@dim spruce tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @dim spruce died.

@earnest apex was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@tight niche trapped @wide prism in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@earnest apex sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @earnest apex died.

@long vine tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

@tame trout was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @tame trout died.

@raw moss stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @raw moss's ego received a small boost.

@wide prism tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @wide prism died.

@tight niche found the Last Prism. Then @nova plover found another one, meaning that @tight niche's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@idle pike adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

@carmine cairn and @raw moss relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@raw moss found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

@nova plover bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @nova plover was blown to smithereens. @nova plover died.

@long vine played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@idle pike stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @idle pike. Apparently, not that many. @idle pike died.

@tight niche started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

@carmine cairn played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@raw moss tried to launch a poison dart frog at @carmine cairn through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @raw moss has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @raw moss died.

@tight niche modified @long vine's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @long vine was never seen again. @long vine died.

@tight niche dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @dim spruce

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[maiden onyx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@maiden onyx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil peak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[thick steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @tranquil peak, @maiden onyx, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @wide prism, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @nova plover, @tight niche, @idle egret, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@unreal moat greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @unreal moat died.

@potent talon learned all of @wide prism's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@nova plover drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @wide prism was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @wide prism died.

@amber ermine will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @earnest apex was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @earnest apex died.

@tranquil peak captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

@tight niche reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @tranquil wyvern in a Fish costume.

@potent talon ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @potent talon died.

@maiden onyx kept talking, but stopped after @tranquil wyvern held up their hand. @tranquil wyvern demonstrated the power of the Force.

@idle egret broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @idle egret died.

@amber ermine challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil peak came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@nova plover's face was scorched off after @tight niche took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @nova plover died.

@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@maiden onyx forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @maiden onyx died.

@tranquil peak got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@tight niche started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

@tranquil peak got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @tranquil peak died.

@thick steppe found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @thick steppe died.

@carmine cairn took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@tight niche sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@carmine cairn sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@raw moss was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @raw moss died.

Poor @tight niche. @tight niche keeps getting pinged over and over again. @tight niche is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @tight niche. @tight niche. @tight niche.

@carmine cairn tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil peak
100 points go to 7th place: @maiden onyx
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @idle egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[idle egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[thick steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fathom barn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fathom barn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wise yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wise yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide prism]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil peak]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil peak, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@gusty fractal, @fathom barn, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @tranquil peak, @tame trout, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @wide prism, @nova plover, @tight niche, @idle egret, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gusty fractal was briefly jumpscared by @fathom barn wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@gusty fractal forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @gusty fractal died.

@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@nova plover purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @nova plover ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@tame trout tried to kill @tight niche with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @fathom barn was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @fathom barn had ever been in. @fathom barn died.

@tame trout started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @tame trout died.

@thick steppe spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @wise yoke. @thick steppe died.

@long vine stole @unreal moat's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @unreal moat was hurt, but only emotionally.

@unreal moat tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @unreal moat was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @unreal moat died.

@remote pumice couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@wide prism got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @wide prism died.

@tight niche flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @tranquil peak when the world was flipped.

@nova plover tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @nova plover died.

The sun burnt @amber ermine into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@remote pumice tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@carmine cairn found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@idle egret used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @idle egret then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

@brave shore joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @brave shore was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

@idle egret's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @idle egret died.

@long vine tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@remote pumice made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @amber ermine joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @amber ermine died.

@long vine wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@wise yoke saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@tranquil peak accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @tranquil peak died.

@wise yoke tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @wise yoke died.