#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 35

gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 2:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @dim gale, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @cosmic cosmos, @real gale, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @brisk zephyr, @unreal moat, @nova plover, and @tight niche
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @long vine died.

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@brave shore went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @brave shore died.

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@cosmic cosmos dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@real gale tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@tight niche accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@tranquil wyvern solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@brisk zephyr ripped @tame trout's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @tame trout. @tame trout died.

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@unreal moat drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @unreal moat died.

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@dim gale used the power of Flex Tape to stick @nova plover in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @nova plover's suffering to a swift end. @nova plover died.

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@brisk zephyr huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@tight niche found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@jolly swift tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@dim gale played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @dim gale. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@brisk zephyr found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @brisk zephyr died.

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@real gale hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche and @jolly swift played hot potato with a grenade. @jolly swift forgot to pass it on. @jolly swift died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @remote pumice tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@real gale visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @real gale thought her hands were more interesting.

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@tight niche explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@tranquil wyvern's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @remote pumice a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @real gale with it. However, @remote pumice clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @remote pumice died.

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@real gale drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @real gale died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @real gale
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Nov 11, 2025, 2:38 PM

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wise yoke Nov 11, 2025, 2:38 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 11, 2025, 2:40 PM

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eager jungle Nov 11, 2025, 2:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 11, 2025, 2:51 PM

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nova plover Nov 11, 2025, 2:53 PM

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remote pumice Nov 11, 2025, 3:03 PM

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gusty bobcat Nov 11, 2025, 3:04 PM

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wide prism Nov 11, 2025, 3:12 PM

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tight niche Nov 11, 2025, 3:27 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 3:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wise yoke, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @eager jungle, @gusty bobcat, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @wide prism, @nova plover, and @tight niche
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@wise yoke tickled @jolly swift from behind while they were busy sharpening their Chlorophyte Claymore. @wise yoke died.

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@carmine cairn took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@remote pumice painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@gusty bobcat cornered @brisk zephyr at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @brisk zephyr started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@tight niche comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@tranquil wyvern found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@wide prism dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @eager jungle, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @eager jungle died.

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@gusty bobcat spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@tight niche attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@jolly swift cut through @wide prism with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @wide prism died.

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@nova plover accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @nova plover died.

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@brisk zephyr wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@brisk zephyr was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tranquil wyvern landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @tranquil wyvern accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice donated all of their organs to those in need. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@tight niche followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 10th place: @eager jungle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Nov 11, 2025, 3:40 PM

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nova plover Nov 11, 2025, 3:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 11, 2025, 3:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 3:48 PM

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remote pumice Nov 11, 2025, 3:51 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 11, 2025, 3:52 PM

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wise yoke Nov 11, 2025, 3:58 PM

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earnest apex Nov 11, 2025, 4:06 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 11, 2025, 4:16 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 4:20 PM

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tight niche Nov 11, 2025, 4:29 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @wise yoke, @nova plover, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @royal bough, @earnest apex, and @sly jackal
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@viscid orchid took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @viscid orchid died.

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@nova plover made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @wise yoke. @wise yoke died.

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@earnest apex released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @earnest apex, but it was very satisfying.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @nova plover was flattened by a road roller. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tight niche's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@unreal moat's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @remote pumice and @carmine cairn's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @unreal moat died.

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@royal bough found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@sly jackal's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@tight niche found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@tranquil wyvern, @earnest apex, @steel sentinel, @sly jackal, @royal bough, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, and @tight niche decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @royal bough. @royal bough died.

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@earnest apex sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice tried to attack @tight niche with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@steel sentinel started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@sly jackal got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @sly jackal died.

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@tranquil wyvern was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@tranquil wyvern opened the front door and saw @carmine cairn trying to murder the Guide. @tranquil wyvern slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@remote pumice spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tight niche sharpened @tranquil wyvern's face at a Sharpening Station. @tranquil wyvern became the sharpest tool in the shed. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@steel sentinel found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@remote pumice tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@remote pumice used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @remote pumice didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @tight niche died.

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After years of research, @steel sentinel found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @sly jackal
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @royal bough
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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viscid orchid Nov 11, 2025, 4:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 4:38 PM

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tame trout Nov 11, 2025, 4:40 PM

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nova plover Nov 11, 2025, 4:43 PM

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jolly swift Nov 11, 2025, 4:49 PM

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fathom barn Nov 11, 2025, 4:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 11, 2025, 4:59 PM

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potent talon Nov 11, 2025, 5:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 5:11 PM

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granite root Nov 11, 2025, 5:14 PM

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wide prism Nov 11, 2025, 5:18 PM

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sharp fiber Nov 11, 2025, 5:20 PM

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gusty bobcat Nov 11, 2025, 5:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 5:21 PM

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sharp fiber Nov 11, 2025, 5:21 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 11, 2025, 5:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 5:23 PM

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tight niche Nov 11, 2025, 5:28 PM

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tidal bane Nov 11, 2025, 5:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 5:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @fathom barn, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty bobcat, @sharp fiber, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @viscid orchid, @tidal bane, @wide prism, @potent talon, @nova plover, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@fathom barn started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @fathom barn died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tame trout got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@sharp fiber has fallen, and they can't get up. @sharp fiber died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@nova plover's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @nova plover! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@steel sentinel had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@jolly swift donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@tight niche couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@viscid orchid recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@potent talon was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@granite root and @tame trout engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @tame trout blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @tame trout died.

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@wide prism knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@viscid orchid tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @viscid orchid died.

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@tranquil wyvern killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@tight niche swung a Platinum Broadsword at @gusty bobcat, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@wide prism was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @wide prism died.

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@potent talon joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@potent talon ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @potent talon died.

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@tidal bane tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@nova plover tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @nova plover died.

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@gusty bobcat picked a fight with a goose. @gusty bobcat died.

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A Martian Probe spotted @tranquil wyvern, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @tranquil wyvern was too boring.

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@tidal bane tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @tidal bane died.

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@jolly swift made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @jolly swift died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @steel sentinel, @tranquil wyvern leaned away and farted.

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@tight niche had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@granite root was tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tranquil wyvern's front yard. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@granite root was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @granite root died.

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@steel sentinel sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @tight niche's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @granite root
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @wide prism

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gusty bobcat Nov 11, 2025, 5:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 5:39 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 5:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 5:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 11, 2025, 5:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 5:48 PM

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granite root Nov 11, 2025, 5:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 5:52 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 11, 2025, 6:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 6:00 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 11, 2025, 6:03 PM

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wide prism Nov 11, 2025, 6:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 6:05 PM

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jolly swift Nov 11, 2025, 6:06 PM

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tight niche Nov 11, 2025, 6:28 PM

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tidal bane Nov 11, 2025, 6:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @granite root, @tidal bane, and @wide prism
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@gusty bobcat shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@viscid orchid asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @viscid orchid died.

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@raw moss always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @raw moss died.

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@tidal bane cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@granite root challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @granite root died.

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@wide prism made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @remote pumice walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@wide prism tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @wide prism died.

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@jolly swift started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @steel sentinel and @carmine cairn.

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@tranquil wyvern was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tidal bane took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @tidal bane died.

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@gusty bobcat failed to properly hydrate. @gusty bobcat died.

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@remote pumice became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@jolly swift went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @tight niche chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @remote pumice's shattered corpse. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel was arrested for killing @carmine cairn with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @granite root

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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viscid orchid Nov 11, 2025, 6:37 PM

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jolly swift Nov 11, 2025, 6:40 PM

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granite root Nov 11, 2025, 6:45 PM

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wide prism Nov 11, 2025, 6:46 PM

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amber ermine Nov 11, 2025, 6:51 PM

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wise yoke Nov 11, 2025, 6:53 PM

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subtle gorge Nov 11, 2025, 7:00 PM

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tidal bane Nov 11, 2025, 7:05 PM

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proud lava Nov 11, 2025, 7:10 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 11, 2025, 7:12 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 11, 2025, 7:12 PM

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glacial totem Nov 11, 2025, 7:24 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 7:26 PM

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tight niche Nov 11, 2025, 7:27 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @wise yoke, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty bobcat, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @subtle gorge, @viscid orchid, @tidal bane, @wide prism, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@granite root called @steel sentinel on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @granite root died.

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@wise yoke fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @wise yoke died.

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@wide prism tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @wide prism didn't know that.

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@jolly swift managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Handgun.

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@amber ermine placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Revolver.

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@proud lava was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @proud lava died.

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@subtle gorge tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@subtle gorge caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @subtle gorge died.

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@viscid orchid started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @viscid orchid soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @viscid orchid died.

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@raw moss practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @gusty bobcat and @glacial totem got their chainsaws ready.

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@tidal bane tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @tidal bane died.

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@jolly swift wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@wide prism started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@gusty bobcat shot @wide prism to death with a finger gun. @wide prism died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @earnest apex played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tranquil wyvern was the chicken. @earnest apex died.

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@amber ermine hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @steel sentinel and @glacial totem.

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@glacial totem accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@tranquil wyvern drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@gusty bobcat got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @gusty bobcat, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @gusty bobcat died.

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@jolly swift was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tight niche's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@raw moss found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @steel sentinel to check it out. @steel sentinel decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@raw moss vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@carmine cairn activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wide prism Nov 11, 2025, 7:40 PM

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raw moss Nov 11, 2025, 7:41 PM

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granite root Nov 11, 2025, 7:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 11, 2025, 7:56 PM

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subtle gorge Nov 11, 2025, 8:11 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 8:20 PM

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maiden onyx Nov 11, 2025, 8:20 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 11, 2025, 8:22 PM

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brave shore Nov 11, 2025, 8:45 PM

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gusty fractal Nov 11, 2025, 8:52 PM

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sonic tide Nov 11, 2025, 9:04 PM

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glacial totem Nov 11, 2025, 9:24 PM

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nova plover Nov 11, 2025, 9:25 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 9:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 9:25 PM

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brave shore Nov 11, 2025, 9:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @gusty fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @sonic tide, @maiden onyx, @glacial totem, @subtle gorge, @wide prism, @raw moss, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@granite root got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @granite root died.

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@subtle gorge tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@brave shore wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@steel sentinel hadn't seen @carmine cairn in a long time, and missed them. @carmine cairn aimed a Sniper Rifle at @steel sentinel from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @steel sentinel died.

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@wide prism saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @gusty fractal instead. @gusty fractal died.

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@glacial totem tricked @sonic tide into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @sonic tide died.

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While playing at the beach, @raw moss buried @tranquil wyvern in the sand. It took @tranquil wyvern several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@brave shore was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@raw moss took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@glacial totem tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@maiden onyx built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @maiden onyx died.

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@glacial totem was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @glacial totem died.

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@subtle gorge had a terrible night. @subtle gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @wide prism got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@wide prism turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @wide prism died.

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@nova plover took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @raw moss tried putting @tranquil wyvern back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore and @carmine cairn swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@carmine cairn and @brave shore cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @brave shore, because @carmine cairn was wearing Frost armor.

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@brave shore traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden onyx
100 points go to 10th place: @sonic tide

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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maiden onyx Nov 11, 2025, 9:40 PM

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gusty fractal Nov 11, 2025, 9:42 PM

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brave shore Nov 11, 2025, 9:43 PM

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raw moss Nov 11, 2025, 9:46 PM

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earnest apex Nov 11, 2025, 9:47 PM

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glacial totem Nov 11, 2025, 9:50 PM

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long vine Nov 11, 2025, 10:27 PM

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nova plover Nov 11, 2025, 10:34 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 10:34 PM

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earnest apex Nov 11, 2025, 10:37 PM

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tidal bane Nov 11, 2025, 10:40 PM

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granite root Nov 11, 2025, 10:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 10:43 PM

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gusty bobcat Nov 11, 2025, 10:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 10:45 PM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 11, 2025, 10:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 10:46 PM

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tame trout Nov 11, 2025, 11:07 PM

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remote pumice Nov 11, 2025, 11:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 11:18 PM

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glacial totem Nov 11, 2025, 11:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 11:18 PM

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earnest apex Nov 11, 2025, 11:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 11:19 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 11, 2025, 11:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 11, 2025, 11:24 PM

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hard dagger Nov 11, 2025, 11:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 16 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @hard dagger, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @cosmic cosmos, @long vine, @earnest apex, @granite root, @brave shore, @tidal bane, and @tame trout
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The fighting begins again!

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@maiden onyx made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @maiden onyx died.

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@raw moss flexed so hard on @nova plover that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @raw moss died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @granite root spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@hard dagger found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@brave shore tried to shoot @remote pumice using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @carmine cairn's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@cosmic cosmos did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @earnest apex, who happened to be passing by.

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@long vine wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@gusty fractal's booty was plundered by pirates. @gusty fractal died.

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@gusty bobcat is hvinga stroker n. @gusty bobcat died.

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@cosmic cosmos mistook @hard dagger's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @cosmic cosmos died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @remote pumice was the trumpet, @carmine cairn was the clarinetist, @glacial totem was the drummer, and @earnest apex was the drum. @earnest apex died.

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@granite root became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@granite root playfully poked @tidal bane and laughed. @tidal bane playfully poked them back with a Palladium Pike. @granite root died.

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@brave shore was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @brave shore died.

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@tidal bane curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @tidal bane in half. @tidal bane died.

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@tame trout challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @tame trout died.

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@remote pumice aimed a Last Prism beam at @long vine, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@glacial totem pulled out their Influx Waver and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @glacial totem pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@hard dagger had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @hard dagger wasn't a pie. @hard dagger died.

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@glacial totem spun around in a full circle and shot @remote pumice with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn shot @long vine with a Water Gun. @long vine shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @long vine is now goo. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @hard dagger
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @granite root
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

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@granite root, @gusty fractal, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @turbid skiff, @gusty bobcat, @maiden onyx, @tame trout, @glacial totem, @earnest apex, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
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@gusty bobcat tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @gusty fractal's head instead. @gusty fractal died.

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@peak yoke invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@maiden onyx was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @maiden onyx died.

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@tame trout begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@tame trout constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @long vine by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @tame trout's positioning was a bit off. @tame trout died.

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@glacial totem asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @glacial totem to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @glacial totem died.

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@earnest apex, @deep shuttle, and @granite root made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@long vine fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@peak yoke told @remote pumice to bite the dust. In response, @remote pumice took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@earnest apex was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @earnest apex died.

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@peak yoke fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn used their Wooden Sword to lop off @deep shuttle's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @carmine cairn invented golf. @deep shuttle died.

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@turbid skiff didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @gusty bobcat, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @gusty bobcat died.

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@granite root tried to attack @turbid skiff by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @granite root died.

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@carmine cairn looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@turbid skiff went AFK in their gel farm. @long vine set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @turbid skiff died.

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@remote pumice put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@long vine jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @granite root
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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There are 14 players remaining.
@maiden onyx, @carmine cairn, @sonic tide, @nova plover, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @worn fern, @earnest apex, @long vine, @tidal bane, and @tame trout
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@nova plover tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@peak yoke launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@maiden onyx ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @maiden onyx died.

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@long vine had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@remote pumice suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@gusty bobcat splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @carmine cairn observed disapprovingly.

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@tame trout picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @sonic tide's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@earnest apex tried to deal a finishing blow to @worn fern, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@sonic tide drank a Molotov Cocktail. @sonic tide died.

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@nova plover was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @nova plover died.

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@deep shuttle found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@gusty bobcat boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @gusty bobcat died.

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@deep shuttle found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tidal bane opportunistically attacked @peak yoke with a Blue Phasesaber while their cell phone was ringing. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@remote pumice smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@long vine went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @long vine's canvas.

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@worn fern looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @worn fern died.

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@earnest apex crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @earnest apex's eye sockets. @earnest apex died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @carmine cairn flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@deep shuttle drew swords on the ground. @long vine started stomping all over them. Furious, @deep shuttle picked one up and stabbed @long vine with it.. @long vine died.

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@tame trout found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@raw moss tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@remote pumice decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@tidal bane tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@tidal bane iwwegawy owoed to @deep shuttle and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss and @tame trout attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@tame trout was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @tame trout died.

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@remote pumice became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @carmine cairn had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @remote pumice's suffering. @remote pumice died.

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@deep shuttle forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @deep shuttle wasn't a Slime, @deep shuttle was endlessly beaten. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@carmine cairn screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@carmine cairn heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @raw moss, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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Someone let the dogs out! @carmine cairn tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @worn fern
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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There are 15 players remaining.
@granite root, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @gusty bobcat, @sonic tide, @maiden onyx, @tame trout, @glacial totem, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
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@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@sonic tide bought a Gatligator and fired it at @granite root for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @sonic tide furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@granite root managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @granite root found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @granite root died.

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@long vine stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @long vine died.

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@peak yoke found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@chrome steeple purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@gusty bobcat used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tidal bane spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@sonic tide summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @sonic tide died.

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@maiden onyx learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@maiden onyx took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @maiden onyx died.

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@glacial totem used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@tame trout didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @tame trout died.

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@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@chrome steeple used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@glacial totem was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@nova plover was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @nova plover suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@raw moss swung a The Horseman's Blade at @peak yoke and missed. However, @peak yoke acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @raw moss to receive a yellow card.

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@tidal bane tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@deep shuttle found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @chrome steeple died.

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@glacial totem accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@carmine cairn placed chests all over the world except where @tidal bane was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tidal bane died.

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@nova plover was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@deep shuttle tried hacking into @tight niche's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tight niche's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@peak yoke somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@glacial totem joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@raw moss saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@deep shuttle took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @nova plover. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@peak yoke couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @peak yoke died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @deep shuttle. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@tight niche almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@glacial totem wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @carmine cairn, who silenced @raw moss by filling their hiding place with water. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@gusty fractal tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @potent talon, but it refused to listen because @gusty fractal didn't have enough badges.

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@tight niche asked for @thick steppe's autograph. At first, @thick steppe was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@fathom barn stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @fathom barn died.

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@next hemlock lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@gusty fractal found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @gusty fractal died.

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Thanks to @potent talon's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @raw moss's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @potent talon died.

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@next hemlock broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@carmine cairn started rallying for goblin rights.

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@peak yoke sat on a wall. @peak yoke had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @peak yoke together again. @peak yoke died.

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@sacred grove spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@thick steppe drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@raw moss was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @thick steppe. @thick steppe died.

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@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@next hemlock passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@sacred grove tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@sacred grove, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @sacred grove died.

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@tight niche found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@next hemlock made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tight niche stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

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@wide prism started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@wise yoke shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @wise yoke's face. @wise yoke died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @unreal moat farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @earnest apex died.

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@polar spear invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tranquil wyvern damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@wide prism built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @wide prism died.

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@tight niche hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@long vine flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @polar spear. @polar spear died.

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@thick steppe was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @thick steppe died.

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@gusty bobcat learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @gusty bobcat died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @tight niche with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @carmine cairn to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@tranquil wyvern tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @tranquil wyvern's mind right in front of their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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A pretty fairy led @raw moss to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@long vine pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @long vine died.

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@tight niche and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @carmine cairn tattled on them.

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@tight niche tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @tight niche is now bald.

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@tight niche accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @polar spear
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

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thick steppe Nov 12, 2025, 7:25 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @amber ermine, @atomic sedge, @pastel timber, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, @granite root, @tame trout, and @thick steppe
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@amber ermine flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@thick steppe recruited @gusty bobcat as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@granite root felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @nova plover took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@unreal moat insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @atomic sedge insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @atomic sedge, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @atomic sedge died.

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@tame trout struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@tight niche and @long vine played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@nova plover was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @nova plover died.

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@near mortar attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @near mortar died.

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@tame trout crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@long vine was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@pastel timber found some soup in their fly.

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@unreal moat put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @unreal moat whole. @unreal moat died.

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@gusty bobcat tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @gusty bobcat died.

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@granite root calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@tame trout ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @tame trout died.

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@tight niche used their embezzled funds to shred through @thick steppe with a Coin Gun. @thick steppe died.

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@granite root used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@pastel timber activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @pastel timber died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @granite root used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @granite root died.

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@tight niche was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @raw moss being mercilessly tickled by @long vine.

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@raw moss drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@long vine followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @long vine discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @long vine died.

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@raw moss went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@tight niche received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @granite root
150 points go to 5th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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near mortar Nov 12, 2025, 8:41 AM

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long vine Nov 12, 2025, 8:49 AM

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brave shore Nov 12, 2025, 9:03 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 12, 2025, 9:12 AM

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wispy sable Nov 12, 2025, 9:21 AM

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tight niche Nov 12, 2025, 9:28 AM

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dim sphinx Nov 12, 2025, 9:29 AM

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tacit arch Nov 12, 2025, 10:11 AM

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amber ermine Nov 12, 2025, 10:25 AM

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turbid skiff Nov 12, 2025, 10:27 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @tacit arch, @dim sphinx, @raw moss, @near mortar, @turbid skiff, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @wispy sable
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@amber ermine was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @amber ermine into the freezing cold water. @amber ermine died.

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@tacit arch unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @tacit arch died.

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@dim sphinx forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @dim sphinx died.

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@fiery belfry started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@near mortar summoned a solar eclipse while @wispy sable was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@wispy sable began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @wispy sable died.

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@turbid skiff wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tight niche wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @turbid skiff killed the Traveling Merchant first. @turbid skiff died.

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@raw moss accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @raw moss was forgiven.

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@fiery belfry forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@tranquil wyvern got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@tight niche breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @tight niche died.

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@long vine picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @wispy sable
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @dim sphinx

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Nov 12, 2025, 10:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 10:37 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 12, 2025, 10:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 10:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 12, 2025, 10:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 10:49 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass vine Nov 12, 2025, 10:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 10:58 AM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 12, 2025, 11:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:05 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 12, 2025, 11:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:06 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Nov 12, 2025, 11:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:22 AM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 12, 2025, 11:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:24 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim sphinx Nov 12, 2025, 11:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:26 AM

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@dim sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 12, 2025, 11:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:26 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @glass vine, @amber ermine, @dim sphinx, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@glass vine followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @glass vine died.

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@amber ermine fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore tried to shoot an apple off of @dim sphinx's head. @brave shore's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @dim sphinx died.

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@unreal moat's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@turbid skiff clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @turbid skiff died.

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@tranquil wyvern panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche, @long vine, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@tight niche's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tight niche sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@long vine tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@long vine played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @long vine died.

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@tight niche found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @dim sphinx
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Nov 12, 2025, 11:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 12, 2025, 11:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:39 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusky elbow Nov 12, 2025, 11:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:42 AM

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@dusky elbow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Nov 12, 2025, 11:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 11:48 AM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 12, 2025, 12:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 12:06 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 12, 2025, 12:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 12:12 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wide prism Nov 12, 2025, 12:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 12:16 PM

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@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame trout Nov 12, 2025, 12:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 12:24 PM

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@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 12, 2025, 12:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 12:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 12, 2025, 12:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 12, 2025, 12:29 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @tame trout, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @wide prism, @raw moss, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @dusky elbow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tame trout tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @tame trout's mouth.

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@brave shore tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@dusky elbow began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @tame trout found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @tame trout was trapped for all eternity. @tame trout died.

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@unreal moat was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche lulled @chrome steeple into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @chrome steeple died.

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@amber ermine tried to use forbidden magic to erase @wide prism from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @wide prism die, so nothing actually happened.

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@tight niche soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @tight niche dyed.

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@wide prism had the high ground, but @amber ermine just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @wide prism toppling to their doom. @wide prism died.

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@brave shore wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@tranquil wyvern popped @amber ermine by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@brave shore drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @dusky elbow's. @dusky elbow died.

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@tight niche died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tight niche was revived.