#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 33

gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 11:37 PM

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@sudden kettle used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @sudden kettle then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@wide ingot tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @wide ingot died.

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@sudden kettle and @carmine cairn played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@carmine cairn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@sudden kettle tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @sudden kettle died.

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@raw moss hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @raw moss could pull it to shore.

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@carmine cairn cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@raw moss threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @carmine cairn would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @sudden kettle
150 points go to 4th place: @wide ingot
150 points go to 5th place: @wide sage
150 points go to 6th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

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sudden kettle Nov 9, 2025, 11:39 PM

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raw moss Nov 9, 2025, 11:39 PM

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potent talon Nov 9, 2025, 11:39 PM

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unreal moat Nov 9, 2025, 11:39 PM

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swift egret Nov 9, 2025, 11:43 PM

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tame trout Nov 9, 2025, 11:45 PM

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glacial totem Nov 9, 2025, 11:50 PM

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dim spruce Nov 10, 2025, 12:18 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 10, 2025, 12:25 AM

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static trout Nov 10, 2025, 1:04 AM

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idle pike Nov 10, 2025, 1:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @idle pike, @tame trout, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @swift egret, @unreal moat, @static trout, @potent talon, @raw moss, and @sudden kettle
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@tame trout became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @static trout had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @tame trout's suffering. @tame trout died.

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@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@glacial totem spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @glacial totem died.

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@dim spruce baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @dim spruce died.

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@idle pike activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@swift egret was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @swift egret died.

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@raw moss invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@unreal moat was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @unreal moat died.

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@static trout started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@idle pike killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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After eating supper together, @potent talon betrayed @static trout in exchange for 30 silver coins. @static trout died.

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@raw moss found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@idle pike became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@raw moss became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@potent talon fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@carmine cairn crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @carmine cairn's entire body.

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@potent talon accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @potent talon died.

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@idle pike tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@sudden kettle accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @sudden kettle died.

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@idle pike looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @carmine cairn was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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After an intense fight, @raw moss was beaten by @carmine cairn in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @carmine cairn told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@raw moss tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @sudden kettle
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @static trout
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @swift egret
100 points go to 9th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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raw moss Nov 10, 2025, 1:37 AM

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unreal moat Nov 10, 2025, 1:51 AM

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static trout Nov 10, 2025, 1:55 AM

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calm cairn Nov 10, 2025, 1:59 AM

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potent talon Nov 10, 2025, 2:10 AM

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swift egret Nov 10, 2025, 2:43 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 10, 2025, 2:58 AM

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proud lava Nov 10, 2025, 3:10 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 10, 2025, 3:11 AM

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earnest apex Nov 10, 2025, 3:13 AM

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tame trout Nov 10, 2025, 3:24 AM

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unreal moat Nov 10, 2025, 3:25 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@proud lava, @swift egret, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @static trout, @cosmic cosmos, @potent talon, @earnest apex, @tame trout, @chrome steeple, and @calm cairn
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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava pumped @tame trout full of lead. No one was hurt, but @tame trout's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@raw moss hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@cosmic cosmos wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@proud lava went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @proud lava died.

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@chrome steeple tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@calm cairn played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@potent talon made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@raw moss tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @earnest apex's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @raw moss died.

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@swift egret visited @chrome steeple, but no one was home. @swift egret felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@tame trout consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@calm cairn captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @unreal moat found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @unreal moat was trapped for all eternity. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex trapped @static trout in a maze, but while they were taunting @static trout, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@potent talon tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@calm cairn heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @calm cairn stopped because their voice became horse.

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@tame trout started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@static trout warned @cosmic cosmos not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @cosmic cosmos trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@swift egret found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@static trout used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @static trout died.

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@cosmic cosmos went AFK in their gel farm. @earnest apex set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@calm cairn threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@potent talon, @swift egret, and @tame trout raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@earnest apex learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@chrome steeple learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@potent talon gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @potent talon died.

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@calm cairn built a floating city and named it "England".

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@chrome steeple found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@earnest apex wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@earnest apex tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @earnest apex died.

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@tame trout got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @tame trout died.

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@chrome steeple attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @swift egret watched the carnage from a safe distance. @chrome steeple died.

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@calm cairn picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @calm cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @swift egret!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @swift egret
500 points go to 2nd place: @calm cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 4th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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earnest apex Nov 10, 2025, 3:47 AM

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unreal moat Nov 10, 2025, 3:49 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 10, 2025, 3:54 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 10, 2025, 3:55 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 10, 2025, 4:17 AM

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long vine Nov 10, 2025, 4:18 AM

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hexed fiber Nov 10, 2025, 4:19 AM

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glacial totem Nov 10, 2025, 4:25 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 10, 2025, 4:30 AM

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astral glacier Nov 10, 2025, 4:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@astral glacier, @long vine, @hexed fiber, @cosmic cosmos, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @swift egret, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, and @deep shuttle
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@livid shuttle and @long vine started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @livid shuttle took out their actual shotgun. @long vine died.

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@cosmic cosmos was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@unreal moat tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @swift egret, but they were in broad daylight.

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@glacial totem began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @glacial totem died.

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@chrome steeple pickpocketed @hexed fiber, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@earnest apex wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@livid shuttle was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @livid shuttle died.

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@exotic saddle accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@swift egret played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @swift egret died.

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@unreal moat received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @unreal moat died.

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@deep shuttle tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@chrome steeple made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @chrome steeple died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @earnest apex accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @earnest apex died.

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@astral glacier looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@deep shuttle tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @deep shuttle. @deep shuttle died.

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@hexed fiber found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @exotic saddle to check it out. @exotic saddle decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@hexed fiber flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @exotic saddle. @exotic saddle died.

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@hexed fiber considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@hexed fiber tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @hexed fiber died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @astral glacier!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @astral glacier
500 points go to 2nd place: @hexed fiber
250 points go to 3rd place: @exotic saddle
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @swift egret
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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cosmic cosmos Nov 10, 2025, 4:40 AM

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tame trout Nov 10, 2025, 4:45 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 10, 2025, 4:45 AM

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long vine Nov 10, 2025, 5:08 AM

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unreal moat Nov 10, 2025, 5:11 AM

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sacred grove Nov 10, 2025, 5:11 AM

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vital current Nov 10, 2025, 5:12 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 10, 2025, 5:14 AM

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hexed fiber Nov 10, 2025, 5:16 AM

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exotic saddle Nov 10, 2025, 5:20 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 10, 2025, 5:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 5:28 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @hexed fiber, @sacred grove, @cosmic cosmos, @vital current, @exotic saddle, @tame trout, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
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The fighting begins again!

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@cosmic cosmos found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @deep shuttle, @chrome steeple, and @long vine. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @long vine died.

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@unreal moat summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@sacred grove went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @sacred grove died.

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@cosmic cosmos was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@vital current ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @vital current died.

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@exotic saddle neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @exotic saddle died.

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@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@tame trout drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @deep shuttle mopped @tame trout up with a tissue. @tame trout died.

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@chrome steeple just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@tight niche and @unreal moat were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @tight niche played solitaire. @unreal moat stood behind them and watched.

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@carmine cairn tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@hexed fiber managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@unreal moat used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@deep shuttle silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @tight niche's back, which then integrated itself into @tight niche's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@livid shuttle's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @livid shuttle died.

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@hexed fiber couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@chrome steeple searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@unreal moat thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @unreal moat's potions with Red Potions. @unreal moat died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @chrome steeple was flattened by a road roller. @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche gazed at clouds with @hexed fiber. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@deep shuttle had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@deep shuttle's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@tight niche followed @hexed fiber into the jungle. @tight niche started looking left, right and center for @hexed fiber, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@hexed fiber was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @hexed fiber died.

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@tight niche vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @vital current

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@wooden sleet, @wise yoke, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @sacred grove, @vital current, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @worldly bone
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@unreal moat flossed their teeth with @static trout's shoelaces.

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@wise yoke fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @wise yoke died.

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@long vine burned @sacred grove to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @long vine for reading books. @sacred grove died.

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@vital current used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @vital current died.

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@glacial totem made some scary noises in the dark. @raw moss sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

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@livid shuttle dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@near mortar was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @near mortar died.

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@static trout took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @static trout died.

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@raw moss went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@amber ermine started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @amber ermine died.

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@wooden sleet started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@long vine performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@livid shuttle huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@worldly bone and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @long vine sped up the process by stabbing @worldly bone. @worldly bone died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @raw moss accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@livid shuttle found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @wooden sleet, who was in the front row. @wooden sleet died.

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@livid shuttle flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @raw moss when the world was flipped.

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@tight niche overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@livid shuttle was eaten by a tree. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@raw moss fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @carmine cairn headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@long vine used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@tight niche started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@long vine threatened @carmine cairn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @carmine cairn informed @long vine as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @long vine died.

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@tight niche stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tight niche's ego received a small boost.

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@carmine cairn stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @wooden sleet
100 points go to 7th place: @worldly bone
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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amber ermine Nov 10, 2025, 8:06 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 10, 2025, 8:10 AM

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quaint mason Nov 10, 2025, 8:22 AM

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remote pumice Nov 10, 2025, 8:29 AM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 8:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @quaint mason, @long vine, and @vital current
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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@amber ermine got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@amber ermine wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@unreal moat thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern, @remote pumice, and @quaint mason formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@vital current thought that @carmine cairn was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@tight niche made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@raw moss discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@vital current tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @vital current died.

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@quaint mason went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @quaint mason died.

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@remote pumice tried to instigate drama against @tranquil wyvern, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @remote pumice used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss came out of @tight niche's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@remote pumice planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@remote pumice fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@raw moss moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @quaint mason
100 points go to 7th place: @vital current
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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raw moss Nov 10, 2025, 8:39 AM

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quaint mason Nov 10, 2025, 8:46 AM

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remote pumice Nov 10, 2025, 8:50 AM

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real gale Nov 10, 2025, 8:51 AM

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near mortar Nov 10, 2025, 9:07 AM

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vital current Nov 10, 2025, 9:23 AM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 9:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @quaint mason, @vital current, @real gale, @glacial totem, @abstract thunder, @near mortar, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@amber ermine used a Medusa Head on @quaint mason and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @quaint mason died.

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@tranquil wyvern bragged to @remote pumice about their combat skills. @remote pumice didn't really know @tranquil wyvern and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@raw moss preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@near mortar started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@vital current used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @vital current died.

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@glacial totem tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@real gale tried to kill @tight niche by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@raw moss was briefly jumpscared by @glacial totem wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@glacial totem was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @glacial totem died.

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@remote pumice invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @abstract thunder's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @abstract thunder died.

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@near mortar was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @near mortar suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@near mortar accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @near mortar, go jump off that cliff. @near mortar died.

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@amber ermine held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@remote pumice offered to add a gold trim to @real gale's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to strike @tight niche down, but @tight niche instead became more powerful than @tranquil wyvern could possibly imagine.

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@raw moss tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@remote pumice was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@amber ermine tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @amber ermine died.

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@real gale tried to attack @tranquil wyvern by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @real gale died.

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@tight niche found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@raw moss used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@remote pumice sacrificed @tranquil wyvern by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@raw moss had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@raw moss tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @vital current

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remote pumice Nov 10, 2025, 9:38 AM

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raw moss Nov 10, 2025, 9:40 AM

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hidden moth Nov 10, 2025, 9:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 10, 2025, 9:43 AM

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gusty fractal Nov 10, 2025, 9:46 AM

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vital current Nov 10, 2025, 9:47 AM

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worldly bone Nov 10, 2025, 9:52 AM

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radiant torrent Nov 10, 2025, 9:58 AM

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amber ermine Nov 10, 2025, 10:03 AM

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real gale Nov 10, 2025, 10:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 10:27 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@gusty fractal, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @marsh whale, @vital current, @real gale, @livid shuttle, @radiant torrent, @hidden moth, @raw moss, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @worldly bone
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@marsh whale had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@gusty fractal started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @gusty fractal died.

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@hidden moth replaced @remote pumice's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @remote pumice died.

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@radiant torrent searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@tight niche filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@amber ermine was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@vital current woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @vital current died.

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@tranquil wyvern managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@raw moss climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @livid shuttle and @marsh whale.

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@real gale shot @livid shuttle to death with a finger gun. @livid shuttle died.

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@worldly bone got tired of @radiant torrent trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @radiant torrent at a Sawmill. @radiant torrent died.

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@hidden moth blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @hidden moth died.

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@amber ermine tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@marsh whale found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@raw moss swapped @amber ermine's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @amber ermine then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @amber ermine died.

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@worldly bone had a dirty mind. Then @tight niche sprayed @worldly bone's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @worldly bone died.

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@marsh whale greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @marsh whale died.

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@real gale was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @real gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@raw moss got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@tranquil wyvern found some Diamond Ore. @raw moss quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@tranquil wyvern dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@raw moss accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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Low on health, @raw moss hid from @tight niche by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @raw moss died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @marsh whale
150 points go to 6th place: @worldly bone
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @hidden moth
100 points go to 9th place: @radiant torrent
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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@wise yoke managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @wise yoke found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @wise yoke died.

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@proud lava tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@brave shore started barking like a dog while chasing @amber ermine.

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@remote pumice realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @remote pumice died.

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@marsh whale took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @marsh whale died.

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@jolly swift took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@floral basalt tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @floral basalt is now bald.

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@floral basalt stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @floral basalt died.

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@dull harness 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @proud lava to death. @proud lava died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @unreal moat. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@near mortar bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @near mortar was blown to smithereens. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@raw moss tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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After @dull harness drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @dull harness died.

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@tranquil wyvern was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@amber ermine toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @amber ermine died.

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While playing at the beach, @raw moss buried @jolly swift in the sand. It took @jolly swift several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@brave shore made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @brave shore rich and famous.

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@raw moss shot their Megashark to the left of @jolly swift just to scare them. @jolly swift heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tranquil wyvern sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@raw moss discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@tight niche couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@tight niche and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @brave shore was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@brave shore explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@tight niche launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@brave shore, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @dull harness
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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@livid shuttle stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @livid shuttle died.

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@radiant torrent didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @radiant torrent died.

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@wise yoke ran with scissors. @wise yoke died.

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@glacial totem ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @raw moss died.

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@tame trout drew swords on the ground. @near mortar started stomping all over them. Furious, @tame trout picked one up and stabbed @near mortar with it.. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat had the high ground, but @tranquil wyvern just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @unreal moat toppling to their doom. @unreal moat died.

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@tame trout constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@tame trout found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @tame trout died.

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@dim gale constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @remote pumice by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @dim gale's positioning was a bit off. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@remote pumice went down @tight niche's chimney to deliver presents, but @tight niche's fireplace was still in use. @remote pumice died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @wise yoke

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @obtuse hollow, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @marsh whale, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @hidden moth, @raw moss, @dull harness, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@remote pumice embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @remote pumice tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @remote pumice died.

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@hidden moth calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@jolly swift headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @amber ermine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@marsh whale got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @marsh whale died.

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@tame trout failed to properly hydrate. @tame trout died.

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@steel sentinel started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @raw moss and @livid shuttle.

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@obtuse hollow was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@livid shuttle was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @chrome steeple died.

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@hidden moth wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @long vine wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @hidden moth killed the Traveling Merchant first. @hidden moth died.

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There was a snake in @raw moss's boot! @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel and @amber ermine swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@dull harness was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @dull harness died.

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@obtuse hollow accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @obtuse hollow.

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@jolly swift wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tight niche tried to assassinate @steel sentinel, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@jolly swift forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@amber ermine invited @obtuse hollow to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @amber ermine was mauled by wolves. @amber ermine died.

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@obtuse hollow sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @obtuse hollow died.

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@long vine created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @wise yoke got too close while watching. @wise yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@steel sentinel sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tranquil wyvern tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @tight niche demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @tranquil wyvern by two. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @steel sentinel watched the carnage from a safe distance. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @dull harness
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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static trout Nov 10, 2025, 1:52 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tacit hound, @wise yoke, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @obtuse hollow, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty bobcat, @jolly swift, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @static trout, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@tacit hound summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @tacit hound died.

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@static trout teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@wise yoke drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @wise yoke died.

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@gusty bobcat took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@carmine cairn claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@sweet fractal found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @sweet fractal died.

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@obtuse hollow's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @obtuse hollow died.

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@tranquil wyvern slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @long vine's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @long vine died.

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@unreal moat forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@peak yoke merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@steel sentinel tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@jolly swift overwhelmed @unreal moat with a storm of flying bananas. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar ran with scissors. @near mortar died.

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@chrome steeple looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@chrome steeple drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @chrome steeple died.

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@static trout was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @static trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to stab @peak yoke, but @peak yoke's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@tranquil wyvern got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@jolly swift was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@carmine cairn spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@gusty bobcat was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @gusty bobcat died.

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@steel sentinel marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@carmine cairn murdered @tight niche by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@steel sentinel moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @jagged spruce, @gusty fractal, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @dim spruce, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, and @chrome steeple
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@chrome steeple pranked @peak yoke by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@remote pumice tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@wise yoke was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @wise yoke died.

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@tight niche wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@jolly swift angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@gusty fractal was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@dim spruce decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@carmine cairn started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@gusty bobcat tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@jagged spruce climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @jagged spruce died.

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@steel sentinel was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@tranquil wyvern used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @gusty fractal alive. @gusty fractal died.

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@dim spruce was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @dim spruce died.

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@unreal moat wished for the ability to fly. @carmine cairn granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche managed to kill @peak yoke by doing absolutely nothing. @peak yoke died.

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@chrome steeple's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @chrome steeple to notice them. @chrome steeple died.

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@steel sentinel and @tight niche were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@jolly swift and @remote pumice had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@carmine cairn planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@gusty bobcat used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tranquil wyvern befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@tranquil wyvern was vehicularly manslaughtered by @steel sentinel's minecart. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @jolly swift extremely rich.

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@tight niche became convinced that @carmine cairn was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @carmine cairn, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@remote pumice returned to their house, only to find that @steel sentinel had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@jolly swift broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@remote pumice wanted to start a band, and recruited @tight niche as their keyboard player. @tight niche showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@carmine cairn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@steel sentinel ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @steel sentinel, @remote pumice broke their fall with their own body. @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@tight niche loves @steel sentinel to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn sacrificed @steel sentinel by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Nov 10, 2025, 3:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 10, 2025, 3:43 PM

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peak yoke Nov 10, 2025, 3:46 PM

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tacit hound Nov 10, 2025, 3:51 PM

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sacred grove Nov 10, 2025, 3:53 PM

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wise yoke Nov 10, 2025, 4:01 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 10, 2025, 4:06 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 10, 2025, 4:20 PM

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tidal bane Nov 10, 2025, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 4:27 PM

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radiant torrent Nov 10, 2025, 4:27 PM

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thick steppe Nov 10, 2025, 4:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @radiant torrent, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @sweet fractal, @pastel timber, @tacit hound, @sacred grove, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @peak yoke, @tidal bane, and @thick steppe
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@remote pumice went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@gusty bobcat had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@radiant torrent distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@tight niche somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tight niche's chests for the rest of its life.

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@radiant torrent drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @radiant torrent died.

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@sacred grove fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@pastel timber considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@wise yoke fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @wise yoke died.

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@steel sentinel finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @peak yoke caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@tacit hound tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @tacit hound died.

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@sweet fractal got quantum-entangled with @tranquil wyvern, and used this opportunity to force @tranquil wyvern to pick their own nose.

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@remote pumice was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@tidal bane tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@sacred grove found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@gusty bobcat used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@gusty bobcat got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @gusty bobcat died.

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@thick steppe trapped @sweet fractal in a maze, but while they were taunting @sweet fractal, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@peak yoke used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tranquil wyvern got tired of @pastel timber trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @pastel timber at a Sawmill. @pastel timber died.

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@sweet fractal became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@remote pumice ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@tidal bane was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@tidal bane was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tidal bane died.

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@thick steppe and @sacred grove were having a nice picnic on the beach when @carmine cairn stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@steel sentinel disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@thick steppe sniped @remote pumice with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @thick steppe, it was opposite day. @thick steppe died.

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@steel sentinel used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@sacred grove tried to instigate drama against @tranquil wyvern, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @sacred grove used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sacred grove and @sweet fractal decided to play catch with a Gold Broadsword. @sacred grove missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @sacred grove died.

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@sweet fractal saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @sweet fractal died.

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@remote pumice ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @remote pumice's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn briefly considered proposing marriage to @steel sentinel, but married a bee instead.

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@carmine cairn asked @steel sentinel to give them a hand, so @steel sentinel chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@carmine cairn threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @carmine cairn unlocked the power of flight!

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@steel sentinel tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@steel sentinel tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Aqua Scepter.

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@carmine cairn got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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The Nurse told @carmine cairn they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @pastel timber

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Nov 10, 2025, 4:40 PM

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tidal bane Nov 10, 2025, 4:50 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 10, 2025, 4:52 PM

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elfin crane Nov 10, 2025, 4:55 PM

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granite root Nov 10, 2025, 5:09 PM

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viscid orchid Nov 10, 2025, 5:14 PM

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remote pumice Nov 10, 2025, 5:16 PM

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tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 5:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 5:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 10, 2025, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 5:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @sweet fractal, @pastel timber, @tacit hound, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @granite root, @tidal bane, and @elfin crane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@pastel timber ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@elfin crane found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@viscid orchid found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@viscid orchid's skeleton decided that @viscid orchid wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @viscid orchid died.

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@sweet fractal opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@sweet fractal defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @sweet fractal died.

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@granite root jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@tranquil wyvern thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@tight niche decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tacit hound tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @tacit hound died.

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@gusty bobcat's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tidal bane was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @tidal bane died.

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@elfin crane was ordered by @jolly swift to sing a song or be killed. @elfin crane tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @elfin crane died.

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@granite root was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@carmine cairn bragged to @remote pumice about their combat skills. @remote pumice didn't really know @carmine cairn and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@tranquil wyvern was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@granite root was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @granite root died.

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@tight niche started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @jolly swift is approaching @remote pumice!

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@carmine cairn started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @pastel timber and @tranquil wyvern out.

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@tight niche was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@pastel timber and @carmine cairn farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@tranquil wyvern was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @remote pumice stopped them in time.

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@tight niche found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @tight niche headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@jolly swift rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@jolly swift tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@tight niche summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@remote pumice was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @pastel timber's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@pastel timber discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @pastel timber died.

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@carmine cairn saw @tranquil wyvern standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tight niche's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@tight niche drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @elfin crane
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty bobcat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

viscid orchid Nov 10, 2025, 5:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 5:39 PM

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@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane Nov 10, 2025, 5:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 5:40 PM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Nov 10, 2025, 5:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 5:42 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 10, 2025, 5:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 5:45 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gusty bobcat Nov 10, 2025, 5:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 5:58 PM

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Nov 10, 2025, 6:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 6:07 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 10, 2025, 6:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 6:12 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 10, 2025, 6:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 6:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 10, 2025, 6:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 6:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

tacit hound Nov 10, 2025, 6:32 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 6:32 PM

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@tacit hound, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

granite root Nov 10, 2025, 7:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 7:06 PM

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@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dapper sluice Nov 10, 2025, 7:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 7:14 PM

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@dapper sluice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim spruce Nov 10, 2025, 7:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 7:25 PM

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@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Nov 10, 2025, 7:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 10, 2025, 7:26 PM

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@remote pumice, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.