epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[neat thunder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@neat thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cosmic cosmos]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cosmic cosmos, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery vessel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery vessel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@gusty fractal, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @fiery vessel, @cosmic cosmos, @vital current, @exotic saddle, @tame trout, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @unreal moat, @static trout, @potent talon, @raw moss, @neat thunder, @tight niche, and @worldly bone
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@worldly bone used their Lead Shortsword to lop off @gusty fractal's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @worldly bone invented golf. @gusty fractal died.

@fiery vessel tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @fiery vessel died.

@cosmic cosmos was looking kind of dumb after @tight niche's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @cosmic cosmos died.

@dim spruce merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

@vital current used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @vital current died.

@exotic saddle pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @exotic saddle died.

@tame trout tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @tame trout died.

@dim spruce was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @dim spruce died.

@static trout had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@unreal moat smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @unreal moat died.

@neat thunder bashed @static trout in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@static trout became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @static trout died.

@glacial totem managed to kill @potent talon by doing absolutely nothing. @potent talon died.

Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @raw moss. Queen Bee died.

@long vine broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

@worldly bone was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @worldly bone died.

@glacial totem was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @glacial totem died.

@neat thunder sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @neat thunder died.

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @long vine. @long vine died.

@raw moss came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

@tight niche was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @tight niche died.

@raw moss told @carmine cairn that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @carmine cairn took those words literally and peeled @raw moss. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @neat thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @worldly bone
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dim spruce]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[royal bough]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@royal bough, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vital current]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@vital current, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[kind scroll]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@kind scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@proud lava, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @kind scroll, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @dim spruce, @unreal moat, @royal bough, @potent talon, @earnest apex, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, and @vital current
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss started riding a Unicorn. @gusty fractal chased @raw moss while knocking two coconut halves together.

@kind scroll struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

@glacial totem tried to use forbidden magic to erase @proud lava from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @proud lava die, so nothing actually happened.

@proud lava was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @proud lava died.

@brave shore tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@potent talon tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

@long vine took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

@livid shuttle tried to explain to @royal bough that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @royal bough countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @livid shuttle died.

@unreal moat watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@gusty fractal and @tame trout were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @gusty fractal, but left @tame trout alone because they smelled funny. @gusty fractal died.

@dim spruce hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

@tight niche shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

@unreal moat fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @unreal moat died.

@dim spruce angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@vital current tried to throw a Mushroom Spear at @long vine before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

@royal bough was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @royal bough barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @royal bough died.

@potent talon was buried under an avalanche that @tame trout had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @potent talon died.

@raw moss got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

@earnest apex drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @earnest apex died.

@kind scroll started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @tight niche forced them to put in some more effort.

@dim spruce and @glacial totem farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@long vine was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @long vine died.

@vital current fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@tame trout put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @tame trout died.

@vital current was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @glacial totem. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @vital current died.

@dim spruce drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@kind scroll thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@kind scroll tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @kind scroll died.

@dim spruce discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @dim spruce died.

@glacial totem wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@glacial totem stopped a meteor from crushing @tight niche and @raw moss with their own body. @glacial totem died.

@brave shore was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @brave shore died.

@tight niche disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

@tight niche used some tree stumps as target practice.

@raw moss somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@raw moss tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @tight niche's head instead. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @dim spruce
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @vital current
100 points go to 8th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dim spruce]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vital current]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@vital current, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[velvet dune]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @dim spruce, @unreal moat, @modern plover, @long vine, @earnest apex, @velvet dune, and @vital current
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @livid shuttle died.

@velvet dune tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@vital current's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

@glacial totem decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @dim spruce's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @dim spruce died.

@unreal moat walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @unreal moat died.

@long vine looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @modern plover wondered why they never came from the north, though.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @vital current's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@raw moss befriended @earnest apex by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

@modern plover became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @modern plover died.

@tight niche tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @tight niche extremely rich.

@earnest apex followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @earnest apex discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @earnest apex died.

@tight niche spun around in a full circle and shot @vital current with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @vital current died.

@velvet dune tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @velvet dune died.

@long vine trapped @raw moss in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

@tight niche tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @tight niche died.

@long vine summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

@long vine was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @vital current
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[vital current]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@vital current, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nimble sorrel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nimble sorrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[gleaming grove]

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @pastel timber, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @nimble sorrel, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, and @vital current
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@near mortar felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

@vital current confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@brave shore spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@raw moss wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @livid shuttle into an apple. @livid shuttle died.

@near mortar followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @near mortar died.

@static trout sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@static trout literally can't even. @static trout died.

@tight niche was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@nimble sorrel took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @nimble sorrel died.

@brave shore screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@tight niche started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

@pastel timber sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

@vital current held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@long vine attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @long vine died.

@tame trout couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

@tight niche walked into a bar. @vital current laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @tame trout. Apparently, not that many. @tame trout died.

@pastel timber started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@brave shore killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@vital current ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @vital current died.

@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@pastel timber sat on a wall. @pastel timber had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @pastel timber together again. @pastel timber died.

@brave shore carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @brave shore died.

@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

@tight niche tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

A zombie snuck up on @raw moss and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @pastel timber
150 points go to 5th place: @vital current
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @nimble sorrel
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[pastel timber]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@pastel timber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[thick steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @viscid orchid, @pastel timber, @raw moss, @near mortar, @potent talon, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, and @thick steppe
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@near mortar began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

@viscid orchid was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @viscid orchid died.

@potent talon shot @tight niche with a Water Gun. @tight niche shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@pastel timber snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @pastel timber died.

@jolly swift learned all of @tame trout's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@tranquil wyvern tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@raw moss was playing hide and seek with @thick steppe and @tranquil wyvern, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @raw moss died.

@tame trout appeared to be taking a group picture of @near mortar, @brave shore, and @jolly swift. @tame trout's selfie turned out great!

@near mortar attacked @tight niche with a Legendary Zenith, but @tight niche's pen was mightier. @near mortar died.

@potent talon tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @potent talon died.

@long vine couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @long vine died.

@brave shore summoned a solar eclipse while @jolly swift was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @brave shore died.

@tranquil wyvern sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@tame trout saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tame trout died.

@tight niche dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @tranquil wyvern, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @tranquil wyvern died.

@thick steppe tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @thick steppe died.

@jolly swift developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

@jolly swift's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @untold smelt, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, @tame trout, @vital current, and @thick steppe
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The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @viscid orchid, who silenced @livid shuttle by filling their hiding place with water. @livid shuttle died.

@unreal moat hid an actuator in @viscid orchid's lunch. Later that day, @viscid orchid stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @viscid orchid died.

@raw moss spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

@near mortar turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @near mortar died.

@unreal moat started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @unreal moat died.

@tame trout started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tame trout decided that they were done with mining for the day.

@brave shore eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@tranquil wyvern invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

@long vine drank sand for 10 hours. @long vine died.

@tight niche was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

@tame trout got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @tame trout died.

@vital current dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @thick steppe diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

@jolly swift tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

@raw moss and @brave shore had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

@tranquil wyvern got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

@vital current put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@vital current died.

@tight niche invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

@thick steppe drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @thick steppe died.

@raw moss suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@tight niche declared war against @jolly swift because they didn't like something @jolly swift said in their AMA.

@untold smelt found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

@brave shore and @tranquil wyvern cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @tranquil wyvern, because @brave shore was wearing Frost armor.

@jolly swift skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @jolly swift died.

@untold smelt breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @untold smelt died.

The Wall of Flesh told @tranquil wyvern that there was something stuck in their teeth. @tranquil wyvern checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss knocked furiously on @brave shore's door while holding an axe. @brave shore shouted, "Who's there?"

@tight niche mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@brave shore tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @brave shore died.

@raw moss developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@tight niche tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @raw moss, but it refused to listen because @tight niche didn't have enough badges.

@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@raw moss thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @untold smelt
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @vital current
100 points go to 9th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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[viscid orchid]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tight niche]

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[jolly swift]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

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[long vine]

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[near mortar]

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[carmine cairn]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @vital current, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @livid shuttle, @viscid orchid, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @carmine cairn's artistic genius.

@tight niche finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @livid shuttle caught it and used it as fishing bait.

@near mortar fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

After years of research, @long vine found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @long vine died.

@unreal moat decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@vital current caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @vital current died.

@tame trout fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @tame trout died.

@livid shuttle shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @livid shuttle's head. @livid shuttle died.

@viscid orchid found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@unreal moat claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

@viscid orchid invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

@carmine cairn tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@tight niche hosted a spelling bee! @tranquil wyvern had to spell "cat". @jolly swift had to spell "rain". @near mortar had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@raw moss tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @carmine cairn wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@viscid orchid lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @viscid orchid died.

@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Cutlass.

@tranquil wyvern theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

@near mortar started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

@jolly swift hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

@raw moss wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

@jolly swift practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @unreal moat and @tight niche got their chainsaws ready.

@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @unreal moat to death. @unreal moat died.

@raw moss was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

@near mortar and @carmine cairn had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@near mortar was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @near mortar died.

@tranquil wyvern lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@raw moss took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @raw moss died.

@tight niche started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@jolly swift accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

@carmine cairn started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

@tight niche stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

@tight niche put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

@tight niche decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

@carmine cairn challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @tame trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[long vine]

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[hybrid zinc]

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[near mortar]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @near mortar, @royal bough, @long vine, @brave shore, @hybrid zinc, and @tame trout
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The fighting begins again!

@wise yoke realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @wise yoke died.

@near mortar was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @near mortar died.

@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @royal bough, who was out swimming that day. @royal bough died.

Tired of eating plain toast, @brave shore started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@long vine drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

@hybrid zinc was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@long vine drank a Molotov Cocktail. @long vine died.

@hybrid zinc wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @hybrid zinc through the wall. @hybrid zinc died.

@tranquil wyvern complained that they had no life, so @tight niche used a Life Drain to take @tame trout's life and give it to @tranquil wyvern. @tame trout died.

@tranquil wyvern entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @brave shore died.

@tight niche got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @hybrid zinc
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @royal bough
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @wise yoke

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[long vine]

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[steel sentinel]

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[wise yoke]

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[remote pumice]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[hybrid zinc]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @royal bough, @long vine, and @hybrid zinc
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@livid shuttle hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @livid shuttle died.

@hybrid zinc drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@tight niche thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@tight niche was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tight niche's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tight niche died.

@long vine found @remote pumice sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

@wise yoke was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

@royal bough tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

@steel sentinel, @long vine and @wise yoke played hot potato with a grenade. @wise yoke forgot to pass it on. @wise yoke died.

@royal bough suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @royal bough died.

@tranquil wyvern briefly considered proposing marriage to @hybrid zinc, but married a bee instead.

@long vine drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @long vine died.

@steel sentinel found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

@hybrid zinc gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @hybrid zinc died.

@carmine cairn traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@remote pumice tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

@tranquil wyvern laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

@steel sentinel tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

@remote pumice fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn cut a specific wire in @tranquil wyvern's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @hybrid zinc
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @royal bough
100 points go to 8th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[jolly swift]

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[unreal moat]

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[deep shuttle]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[wide ingot]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @royal bough, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @unreal moat, @wide ingot, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@royal bough found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @royal bough died.

@jolly swift hadn't seen @deep shuttle in a long time, and missed them. @deep shuttle aimed a Sniper Rifle at @jolly swift from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

@tame trout hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @tame trout died.

@remote pumice played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@unreal moat's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @unreal moat to notice them. @unreal moat died.

@deep shuttle pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @deep shuttle died.

@tight niche found some soup in their fly.

@remote pumice tricked @wide ingot into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @wide ingot died.

@tranquil wyvern returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

@steel sentinel invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

Someone let the dogs out! @tranquil wyvern tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @tranquil wyvern died.

Several players decided to form a band. @carmine cairn was the trumpet, @steel sentinel was the clarinetist, @tight niche was the drummer, and @remote pumice was the drum. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

The Demolitionist told @carmine cairn that it was a good day to die. @carmine cairn thought so too. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[remote pumice]

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[jolly swift]

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[steel sentinel]

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[tidal bane]

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[unreal moat]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[royal bough]

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[runic silo]

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[deep shuttle]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[wide ingot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide ingot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @runic silo, @tranquil wyvern, @royal bough, @jolly swift, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @wide ingot, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@remote pumice declared that 64 was their favorite number. @wide ingot wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @remote pumice by stabbing them 64 times. @remote pumice died.

@tranquil wyvern passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@deep shuttle rescued @royal bough from drowning, but in reverse. @royal bough died.

@jolly swift started rallying for goblin rights.

@carmine cairn started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@tight niche told @unreal moat that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @unreal moat vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@runic silo and @unreal moat got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

@tight niche dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @deep shuttle fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

@steel sentinel heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

@carmine cairn drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@unreal moat took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @unreal moat died.

@tranquil wyvern hid from @tidal bane by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

@tidal bane tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @tidal bane died.

@deep shuttle tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @deep shuttle's brains. @deep shuttle died.

@jolly swift drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

@runic silo accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @runic silo died.

@wide ingot managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

@carmine cairn was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

@wide ingot spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @wide ingot died.

@steel sentinel was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

@tight niche was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tight niche let them be.

@jolly swift went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@tranquil wyvern finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @carmine cairn's. @carmine cairn died.

@steel sentinel joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

@tight niche shot a sand block at @steel sentinel with a Sandgun, but @steel sentinel managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

@tight niche was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @steel sentinel's Star Cannon. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 7th place: @runic silo
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[earnest apex]

bb!register

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[royal bough]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[runic silo]

bb!register

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@runic silo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

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[cosmic cosmos]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cosmic cosmos, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent relic]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent relic, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @potent relic, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @gusty bobcat, @dim spruce, @cosmic cosmos, @royal bough, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, and @runic silo
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@potent relic was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @potent relic died.

@cosmic cosmos iwwegawy owoed to @dim spruce and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @cosmic cosmos died.

@royal bough angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @royal bough died.

@peak yoke tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @peak yoke died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

@runic silo verbally roasted @earnest apex so hard that they burst into flames. @earnest apex died.

@glacial totem decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

@runic silo dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @runic silo died.

@dim spruce tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @dim spruce was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @dim spruce died.

@gusty bobcat tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tranquil wyvern and @tight niche, who did not approve of gambling.

@carmine cairn gave a hug to @steel sentinel and almost choked them to death!

@gusty bobcat's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @gusty bobcat died.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

@glacial totem somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@carmine cairn opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @carmine cairn's neck. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

@steel sentinel was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @steel sentinel die

@glacial totem soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @glacial totem dyed.

@steel sentinel didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @glacial totem, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @glacial totem died.

@tight niche had a sleepover with @steel sentinel, but the house was gone when they woke up.

@steel sentinel covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

@tight niche accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @runic silo
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dim spruce]

bb!register

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[steel sentinel]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[runic silo]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[wise yoke]

bb!register

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[glass vine]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cosmic cosmos]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cosmic cosmos, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @glass vine, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @gusty bobcat, @cosmic cosmos, and @runic silo
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

@tight niche explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

@gusty bobcat started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

@glass vine saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @glass vine died.

@tranquil wyvern headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

@glacial totem put two forward slashes in front of @carmine cairn and commented them out of existence. @carmine cairn died.

@wise yoke fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @wise yoke died.

@dim spruce declared war on emus. The emus won. @dim spruce died.

@gusty bobcat found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

@cosmic cosmos chased @runic silo with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @runic silo died.

@glacial totem tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@glacial totem played rock-paper-scissors with @steel sentinel. @glacial totem played paper. @steel sentinel played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @glacial totem was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @glacial totem died.

@tranquil wyvern ran out of bullets while fighting @gusty bobcat, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @gusty bobcat died.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @cosmic cosmos excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@tight niche "borrowed" @tranquil wyvern's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @tranquil wyvern's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @tight niche could return it.

@steel sentinel tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

@cosmic cosmos tried to steal @steel sentinel's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@tranquil wyvern was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @tranquil wyvern died.

@cosmic cosmos learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @cosmic cosmos died.

@steel sentinel started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

@tight niche stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@steel sentinel literally gaslighted @tight niche by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @cosmic cosmos
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @runic silo
100 points go to 8th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 9th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[runic silo]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@runic silo, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent relic]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent relic, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nimble sorrel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nimble sorrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sacred grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @nimble sorrel, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @runic silo, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @sacred grove, @glacial totem, @brisk zephyr, @static trout, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @potent relic
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nimble sorrel explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @nimble sorrel died.

@raw moss tried to deal a finishing blow to @static trout, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

@sweet fractal is hvinga stroker n. @sweet fractal died.

@runic silo used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @runic silo died.

@brave shore took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@glacial totem got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@tranquil wyvern escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

@earnest apex became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@tight niche went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

@gusty bobcat fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @gusty bobcat died.

@glacial totem equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @glacial totem died.

@brisk zephyr wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@tight niche asked @static trout to give them a hand, so @static trout chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

@static trout saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @static trout died.

@earnest apex made fun of @carmine cairn for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @carmine cairn shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @earnest apex died.

@steel sentinel started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

@sacred grove had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@tranquil wyvern flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

@potent relic playfully poked @brave shore and laughed. @brave shore playfully poked them back with a Ghastly Glaive. @potent relic died.

@sacred grove ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @sacred grove died.

@tight niche and @raw moss were about to face off, but @tight niche had to run off to the restroom first.

@brisk zephyr swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @brisk zephyr died.

@carmine cairn got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

A Martian Probe spotted @brave shore, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @brave shore was too boring.

@tranquil wyvern angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @tranquil wyvern's floating house. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @steel sentinel died.

@brave shore ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @brave shore's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn yelled, "Duck!" @tight niche excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 8th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 9th place: @potent relic
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dim spruce]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[silent shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silent shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sacred grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wise yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wise yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cosmic cosmos]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cosmic cosmos, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @wise yoke, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @sacred grove, @cosmic cosmos, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @silent shore, @static trout, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @steel sentinel died.

@raw moss claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@cosmic cosmos painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

@wise yoke realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @wise yoke died.

@gray sky compressed @sweet fractal until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @sweet fractal died.

@silent shore popped @long vine by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @long vine died.

@tight niche drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@sacred grove drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @sacred grove died.

@dim spruce saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@cosmic cosmos was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @cosmic cosmos died.

@glacial totem decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @glacial totem died.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @carmine cairn thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

@silent shore tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @silent shore's mind right in front of their face. @silent shore died.

One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @static trout was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @static trout had ever been in. @static trout died.

@brave shore tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@dim spruce somehow convinced @gray sky that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @gray sky died.

@carmine cairn placed chests all over the world except where @dim spruce was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @dim spruce died.

@brave shore was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @brave shore died.

@tight niche tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Enchanted Sword instead of a Bug Net.

@carmine cairn tried to high-five @raw moss, but @raw moss went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@tight niche tried to kill @carmine cairn with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@tight niche challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @tight niche died.

@raw moss got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @dim spruce
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @static trout
100 points go to 8th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic cosmos

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sacred grove]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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[raw moss]

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[earnest apex]

bb!register

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[wild forge]

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[dim spruce]

bb!register

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[radiant torrent]

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[cosmic cosmos]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cosmic cosmos, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[thick steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brazen plaza]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brazen plaza, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @long vine, @sacred grove, @cosmic cosmos, @dim spruce, @thick steppe, @radiant torrent, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @wild forge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@raw moss invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@sweet fractal forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @sweet fractal died.

@earnest apex was cornered by @carmine cairn, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@wild forge tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@cosmic cosmos went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @cosmic cosmos's canvas.

@radiant torrent invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@sacred grove fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @dim spruce. @sacred grove died.

@thick steppe found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

@earnest apex stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @earnest apex died.

@wild forge threw a Stink Potion at @dim spruce. @dim spruce threw a Toxic Flask right back. @wild forge died.

@brazen plaza built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @brazen plaza died.

@carmine cairn found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

@radiant torrent fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @radiant torrent died.

@thick steppe attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

@long vine stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

@thick steppe started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@cosmic cosmos had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

@thick steppe went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @thick steppe died.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @carmine cairn was the bartender, @long vine was the DJ, and @dim spruce was the pinata. @dim spruce died.

@carmine cairn wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@cosmic cosmos tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @cosmic cosmos died.

@raw moss saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @carmine cairn instead. @carmine cairn died.

@long vine was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @cosmic cosmos
150 points go to 5th place: @dim spruce
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @radiant torrent
100 points go to 8th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 9th place: @wild forge
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[exotic saddle]

bb!register

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[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[thick steppe]

bb!register

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[modern plover]

bb!register

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[wide ingot]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sudden kettle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sudden kettle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide sage]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide sage, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dim spruce]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @wide sage, @long vine, @exotic saddle, @dim spruce, @modern plover, @thick steppe, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @wide ingot, @sudden kettle, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

@exotic saddle got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @exotic saddle died.

@peak yoke splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @dim spruce observed disapprovingly.

@modern plover drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @modern plover died.

@raw moss spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

@wide sage sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

@earnest apex wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

@sudden kettle found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

@earnest apex wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @earnest apex died.

@raw moss marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

@peak yoke summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @peak yoke died.

@thick steppe donated all of their organs to those in need. @thick steppe died.

@dim spruce carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @dim spruce died.

@sudden kettle fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

@wide sage wanted to start a band, and recruited @wide ingot as their keyboard player. @wide ingot showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

@wide sage swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @wide sage died.

@carmine cairn put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.