#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 31

gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 11:42 AM

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jolly swift Nov 8, 2025, 11:44 AM

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amber ermine Nov 8, 2025, 11:44 AM

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steel sentinel Nov 8, 2025, 11:52 AM

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tame trout Nov 8, 2025, 11:53 AM

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static trout Nov 8, 2025, 11:56 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 8, 2025, 11:57 AM

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shy night Nov 8, 2025, 12:11 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 8, 2025, 12:26 PM

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brave shore Nov 8, 2025, 12:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @shy night, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @gusty bobcat, @unreal moat, @static trout, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tame trout
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The fighting begins again!

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@shy night trash talked @viscid orchid, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @shy night suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @shy night died.

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@amber ermine was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @amber ermine died.

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@viscid orchid ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @viscid orchid died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @unreal moat was caught in the crossfire. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@gusty bobcat started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@long vine saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@tranquil wyvern was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@jolly swift drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@steel sentinel fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@static trout sang a song to try to impress @steel sentinel, @brave shore, and @carmine cairn. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@gusty bobcat painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@jolly swift tried attacking @tranquil wyvern, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@tame trout walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@static trout got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @static trout died.

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Rumors started spreading that @tranquil wyvern was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @tranquil wyvern.

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@tame trout and @brave shore were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tame trout suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @brave shore turned around to look. @brave shore died.

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@tame trout took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @tame trout died.

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@carmine cairn consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@jolly swift learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @carmine cairn, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@tranquil wyvern picked a fight with a goose. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @long vine died.

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@gusty bobcat tried to shoot @steel sentinel using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @carmine cairn's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@gusty bobcat crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @steel sentinel laughed at them, not knowing that @gusty bobcat was just a completionist.

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@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@gusty bobcat fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @gusty bobcat died.

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@carmine cairn tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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gusty bobcat Nov 8, 2025, 12:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 12:38 PM

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unreal moat Nov 8, 2025, 12:40 PM

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long vine Nov 8, 2025, 12:42 PM

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brave shore Nov 8, 2025, 12:44 PM

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jolly swift Nov 8, 2025, 12:50 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 8, 2025, 12:51 PM

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hybrid zinc Nov 8, 2025, 12:53 PM

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near mortar Nov 8, 2025, 12:59 PM

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tame trout Nov 8, 2025, 1:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 1:06 PM

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wise yoke Nov 8, 2025, 1:08 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 8, 2025, 1:10 PM

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gusty fractal Nov 8, 2025, 1:13 PM

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remote pumice Nov 8, 2025, 1:26 PM

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tight niche Nov 8, 2025, 1:28 PM

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brave shore Nov 8, 2025, 1:28 PM

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royal bough Nov 8, 2025, 1:29 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 8, 2025, 1:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 1:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @gusty fractal, @hybrid zinc, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @royal bough, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @wide prism, and @tight niche
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@steel sentinel took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@gusty fractal accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @gusty fractal died.

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@remote pumice somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @remote pumice's chests for the rest of its life.

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@brave shore aimed a Last Prism beam at @unreal moat, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@hybrid zinc was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @hybrid zinc died.

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@gusty bobcat bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tame trout for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @gusty bobcat furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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The Cyborg hacked into @jolly swift's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@wise yoke wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @wise yoke died.

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@long vine was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn wrote @royal bough's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @royal bough died.

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@tight niche won in a fight against @tame trout by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @tame trout died.

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@unreal moat had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @unreal moat wasn't a pie. @unreal moat died.

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@steel sentinel tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@jolly swift listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @jolly swift saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@remote pumice brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@tranquil wyvern ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@gusty bobcat got tired of @near mortar constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @near mortar died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @wide prism used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @wide prism died.

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@remote pumice loves @steel sentinel to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @remote pumice died.

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@gusty bobcat asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @gusty bobcat died.

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@carmine cairn needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Poison Staff.

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@brave shore vaporized @jolly swift with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@brave shore picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gusty bobcat Nov 8, 2025, 1:38 PM

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remote pumice Nov 8, 2025, 1:38 PM

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royal bough Nov 8, 2025, 1:39 PM

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wise yoke Nov 8, 2025, 1:44 PM

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long vine Nov 8, 2025, 1:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 8, 2025, 1:46 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 8, 2025, 1:50 PM

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brave shore Nov 8, 2025, 1:59 PM

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gusty fractal Nov 8, 2025, 2:09 PM

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amber ermine Nov 8, 2025, 2:16 PM

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nova plover Nov 8, 2025, 2:17 PM

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jolly swift Nov 8, 2025, 2:19 PM

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gusty bobcat Nov 8, 2025, 2:20 PM

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meager elm Nov 8, 2025, 2:20 PM

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thick steppe Nov 8, 2025, 2:25 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 8, 2025, 2:25 PM

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remote pumice Nov 8, 2025, 2:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 2:26 PM

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tight niche Nov 8, 2025, 2:27 PM

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unreal moat Nov 8, 2025, 2:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @gusty fractal, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @royal bough, @jolly swift, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @nova plover, @tight niche, @meager elm, and @amber ermine
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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat tried to destroy @tight niche by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@long vine wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@meager elm watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@jolly swift started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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After partying all night, @wise yoke was shot by @carmine cairn in a swimming pool. @wise yoke died.

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@thick steppe got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@gusty bobcat was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@gusty fractal had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Megashark. Obviously, this failed.

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@brave shore couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@long vine found a hill and started to roll down it. @long vine was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @long vine died.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @steel sentinel begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@steel sentinel spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@steel sentinel’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@steel sentinel went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@nova plover begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@royal bough fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@brave shore wished for the ability to fly. @gusty fractal granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @brave shore died.

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@royal bough was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @royal bough died.

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@unreal moat pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @unreal moat looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @unreal moat died.

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@nova plover emerged from a tree stump and scolded @remote pumice for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @remote pumice was still holding an axe. @nova plover died.

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@tranquil wyvern took aim at @steel sentinel from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@amber ermine summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @amber ermine died.

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@meager elm drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@jolly swift dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @jolly swift is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@jolly swift paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@meager elm thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @meager elm died.

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@thick steppe saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @thick steppe died.

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@steel sentinel built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@remote pumice was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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Thanks to @gusty bobcat's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@jolly swift felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@gusty fractal jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @gusty fractal died.

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@tight niche programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn told @steel sentinel to bite the dust. In response, @steel sentinel took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @steel sentinel's eye sockets. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @meager elm

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gusty bobcat Nov 8, 2025, 2:40 PM

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nova plover Nov 8, 2025, 2:49 PM

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gray sky Nov 8, 2025, 2:49 PM

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remote pumice Nov 8, 2025, 2:50 PM

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abstract thunder Nov 8, 2025, 2:50 PM

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raw dragon Nov 8, 2025, 3:25 PM

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jolly swift Nov 8, 2025, 3:28 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 8, 2025, 3:29 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @gusty fractal, @raw dragon, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty bobcat, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @abstract thunder, @unreal moat, @wide ingot, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@gusty bobcat was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@gusty fractal accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @gusty fractal died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @livid shuttle knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@nova plover promised to @jolly swift that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@amber ermine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@abstract thunder literally impeached @raw dragon by squashing them under a giant peach. @raw dragon died.

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@gray sky used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@wide ingot started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@remote pumice received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @gusty bobcat took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@amber ermine met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @amber ermine ended up completely fine.

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@gray sky wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@livid shuttle accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn performed an interpretive dance for @tight niche and @abstract thunder as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@steel sentinel snuck up behind @tranquil wyvern, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @steel sentinel decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@abstract thunder hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @abstract thunder died.

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@unreal moat was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @unreal moat died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tranquil wyvern randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@carmine cairn constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @gray sky tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@tight niche did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @nova plover, who happened to be watching. @nova plover died.

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@steel sentinel spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@amber ermine was furious at @gusty bobcat for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @amber ermine's special someone!

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@wide ingot was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@gray sky sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @gray sky died.

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@amber ermine defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @amber ermine died.

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@wide ingot started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @wide ingot died.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@jolly swift comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@tranquil wyvern was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @steel sentinel with unnecessary advice.

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@gusty bobcat used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @gusty bobcat died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@steel sentinel disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @carmine cairn, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @carmine cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @steel sentinel in a Fish costume.

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@tight niche tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@steel sentinel tried to kill @tight niche, but failed to ask for consent.

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@steel sentinel was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@tight niche was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@steel sentinel constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@tight niche stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Nov 8, 2025, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 3:40 PM

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remote pumice Nov 8, 2025, 3:45 PM

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unreal moat Nov 8, 2025, 3:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 8, 2025, 4:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 4:12 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 8, 2025, 4:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 4:13 PM

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tame trout Nov 8, 2025, 4:19 PM

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river parcel Nov 8, 2025, 4:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 4:24 PM

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jolly swift Nov 8, 2025, 4:27 PM

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gusty bobcat Nov 8, 2025, 4:27 PM

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royal bough Nov 8, 2025, 4:28 PM

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tight niche Nov 8, 2025, 4:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 4:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @gusty bobcat, @river parcel, @royal bough, @gray sky, and @tame trout
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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @royal bough being mercilessly tickled by @tame trout.

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@jolly swift added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@river parcel talked with @gray sky about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@tight niche crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@livid shuttle activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@gusty bobcat decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@remote pumice was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @unreal moat died.

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@gray sky tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@steel sentinel farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@gusty bobcat almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@river parcel put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @river parcel whole. @river parcel died.

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@jolly swift wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@tame trout found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@royal bough asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @steel sentinel, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @royal bough to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @royal bough died.

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@gray sky got burninated by Tim. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@tame trout's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @tame trout died.

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@gusty bobcat watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@gusty bobcat wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @gusty bobcat turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @gusty bobcat died.

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@jolly swift boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel and @tranquil wyvern fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @steel sentinel won by breaking @tranquil wyvern's spine. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@steel sentinel climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@tight niche touched @steel sentinel's gun without permission. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @royal bough
100 points go to 9th place: @river parcel
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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static trout Nov 8, 2025, 4:39 PM

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real gale Nov 8, 2025, 4:41 PM

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gray sky Nov 8, 2025, 4:43 PM

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wide prism Nov 8, 2025, 4:51 PM

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unreal moat Nov 8, 2025, 4:54 PM

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static trout Nov 8, 2025, 4:58 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 8, 2025, 5:01 PM

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glacial totem Nov 8, 2025, 5:15 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 8, 2025, 5:21 PM

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glass vine Nov 8, 2025, 5:21 PM

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jolly swift Nov 8, 2025, 5:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 5:25 PM

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gusty bobcat Nov 8, 2025, 5:27 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 8, 2025, 5:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 5:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 8, 2025, 5:27 PM

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real marlin Nov 8, 2025, 5:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 5:28 PM

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gusty fractal Nov 8, 2025, 5:28 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @gusty fractal, @real marlin, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty bobcat, @royal bough, @real gale, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @static trout, @wide prism, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @glass vine
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@gusty fractal found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@real marlin was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @real marlin died.

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@jolly swift wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@glass vine tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @glass vine's mouth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @gusty bobcat is now goo. @gusty bobcat died.

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@royal bough saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @royal bough died.

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@unreal moat tried to save @steel sentinel's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @unreal moat died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @unreal moat died.

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@real gale ripped @static trout's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @static trout. @static trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@wide prism was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @wide prism died.

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@glacial totem relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@glass vine spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @glacial totem. @glass vine died.

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@real gale told @tight niche a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@jolly swift wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@gray sky died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@gusty fractal got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @gusty fractal, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @gusty fractal died.

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@real gale started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@glacial totem pointed a wooden wand at @jolly swift and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@real gale found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @real gale died.

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@jolly swift successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @tight niche wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @tight niche was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@tight niche got quantum-entangled with @glacial totem, and used this opportunity to force @glacial totem to pick their own nose.

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@steel sentinel was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@steel sentinel jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@glacial totem sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @glacial totem, it was opposite day. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Nov 8, 2025, 5:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 5:39 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Nov 8, 2025, 5:40 PM

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gusty fractal Nov 8, 2025, 5:46 PM

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static trout Nov 8, 2025, 5:50 PM

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earnest apex Nov 8, 2025, 5:51 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 8, 2025, 5:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 5:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 8, 2025, 6:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 8, 2025, 6:03 PM

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raw moss Nov 8, 2025, 6:18 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @weak basalt, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @static trout, @gilded ridge, @royal bough, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, and @tidal bane
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@gilded ridge modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@glacial totem ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @glacial totem died.

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@weak basalt was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @weak basalt died.

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@tight niche used the power of Flex Tape to stick @gusty fractal in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @gusty fractal's suffering to a swift end. @gusty fractal died.

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@static trout accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @static trout died.

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@gilded ridge joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @gilded ridge died.

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@raw moss escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@tidal bane invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @royal bough, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @royal bough died.

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@tranquil wyvern died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @tranquil wyvern was revived.

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@peak yoke squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@earnest apex looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@tidal bane argued with @tranquil wyvern about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@peak yoke's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tight niche opportunistically attacked @earnest apex with a Starfury while their cell phone was ringing. @earnest apex died.

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@jolly swift and @raw moss had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@tight niche invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@jolly swift thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn was tired of @tidal bane constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tidal bane's front yard. @tidal bane died.

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@steel sentinel and @tranquil wyvern played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@raw moss made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@tranquil wyvern jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @carmine cairn fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @raw moss had had enough, so they scooped @tight niche to death with an ice cream spoon. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @raw moss probably liked trains a bit too much. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @royal bough

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raw moss Nov 8, 2025, 6:39 PM

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wide prism Nov 8, 2025, 6:39 PM

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raw dragon Nov 8, 2025, 6:41 PM

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earnest apex Nov 8, 2025, 6:41 PM

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glacial totem Nov 8, 2025, 6:50 PM

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amber ermine Nov 8, 2025, 6:56 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 8, 2025, 7:07 PM

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gusty fractal Nov 8, 2025, 7:13 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 8, 2025, 7:17 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 8, 2025, 7:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 8, 2025, 7:27 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @gilded ridge, @raw dragon, @earnest apex, and @wide prism
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@steel sentinel flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss and @glacial totem were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@amber ermine's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@gusty fractal slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @amber ermine's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @amber ermine died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @raw dragon's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@earnest apex rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @earnest apex's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@tight niche crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@gilded ridge took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@glacial totem wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @glacial totem's head. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @raw moss tattled on them.

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@raw dragon stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @raw dragon's house down.

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@gusty fractal dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @gusty fractal died.

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@raw dragon was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @raw dragon died.

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@earnest apex and @tight niche built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@earnest apex was in the middle of taking a shower when @tight niche took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @earnest apex died.

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@gilded ridge boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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Poor @wide prism. @wide prism keeps getting pinged over and over again. @wide prism is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @wide prism. @wide prism. @wide prism.

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@carmine cairn cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@tranquil wyvern handed @wide prism a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @wide prism died.

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@gilded ridge spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@gilded ridge went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @gilded ridge died.

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@tranquil wyvern was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@raw moss accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn had a very merry unbirthday party together. @raw moss found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn played catch with a Paladin. @tight niche accidentally fumbled a catch. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @raw moss decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @carmine cairn into fertilizer. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gilded ridge
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @raw dragon
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gilded ridge Nov 8, 2025, 7:38 PM

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tidal bane Nov 8, 2025, 7:38 PM

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raw moss Nov 8, 2025, 7:39 PM

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sacred grove Nov 8, 2025, 7:40 PM

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glacial totem Nov 8, 2025, 7:58 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 8, 2025, 7:59 PM

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thick steppe Nov 8, 2025, 8:19 PM

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jolly swift Nov 8, 2025, 8:22 PM

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wide prism Nov 8, 2025, 8:24 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 8, 2025, 8:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @sacred grove, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @dim spruce, @thick steppe, @tidal bane, @wide prism, @raw moss, and @gilded ridge
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@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tranquil wyvern would soon die a gruesome death. @tranquil wyvern ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@carmine cairn was building a nice house. @jolly swift asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @carmine cairn just looked confused.

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@sacred grove adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@dim spruce overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@glacial totem drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @gilded ridge appeared instead.

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@tidal bane started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@dim spruce tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @dim spruce keeled over from a heart attack. @dim spruce died.

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@thick steppe won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@tidal bane threw a snowball at @gilded ridge. To counter this, @gilded ridge threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss cut through @wide prism with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @wide prism died.

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@carmine cairn spoke softly to @gilded ridge while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @gilded ridge died.

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@tranquil wyvern let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@jolly swift threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@tranquil wyvern was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift modified @thick steppe's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @thick steppe was never seen again. @thick steppe died.

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@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@sacred grove had a wholesome reunion with @raw moss, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@sacred grove summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @glacial totem felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@sacred grove used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @sacred grove died.

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@jolly swift tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@glacial totem dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@carmine cairn ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@raw moss started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@glacial totem summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @gilded ridge
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @tidal bane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 8, 2025, 8:39 PM

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dim spruce Nov 8, 2025, 8:44 PM

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jolly swift Nov 8, 2025, 8:44 PM

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peak yoke Nov 8, 2025, 8:44 PM

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sacred grove Nov 8, 2025, 9:08 PM

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glacial totem Nov 8, 2025, 9:25 PM

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earnest apex Nov 8, 2025, 9:29 PM

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gusty fractal Nov 8, 2025, 9:30 PM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 8, 2025, 9:30 PM

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nova plover Nov 8, 2025, 9:49 PM

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wise yoke Nov 8, 2025, 10:21 PM

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glacial totem Nov 8, 2025, 10:23 PM

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turbid skiff Nov 8, 2025, 10:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @wise yoke, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @gusty fractal, @turbid skiff, @dim spruce, @cosmic cosmos, @peak yoke, and @earnest apex
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@sacred grove tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@jolly swift received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @jolly swift died.

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@glacial totem asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@cosmic cosmos made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @wise yoke. @wise yoke died.

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@peak yoke accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@dim spruce buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@nova plover pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @raw moss.

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@gusty fractal started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@earnest apex paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic S.D.M.G..

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@gusty fractal ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@dim spruce started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@turbid skiff fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @earnest apex, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@peak yoke used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @nova plover alive. @nova plover died.

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@sacred grove went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @sacred grove died.

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@glacial totem was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@raw moss left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@gusty fractal accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @gusty fractal died. @gusty fractal died. @gusty fractal died. @gusty fractal died.

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@earnest apex received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@peak yoke watched @turbid skiff go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @turbid skiff was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@cosmic cosmos tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@glacial totem tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@dim spruce smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@raw moss hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @dim spruce's house. @dim spruce started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@turbid skiff couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@earnest apex became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@dim spruce dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @cosmic cosmos, but @cosmic cosmos simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @dim spruce died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @cosmic cosmos up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @cosmic cosmos off said cliff. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@peak yoke got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @turbid skiff got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @earnest apex died.

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@turbid skiff was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @turbid skiff died.

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@glacial totem had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @glacial totem's skull. @glacial totem died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 7th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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@carmine cairn swung a White Phaseblade at @nova plover, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@wide ingot called @proud lava a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @proud lava died.

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@golden stone made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@modern plover told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @earnest apex and @raw moss.

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@near mortar tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@nova plover did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @nova plover died.

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@peak yoke somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@glass cargo decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@near mortar took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore threw @peak yoke into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @brave shore a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @peak yoke died.

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@glass cargo felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@modern plover and @turbid skiff decided to play catch with a Frostbrand. @modern plover missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @modern plover died.

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@golden stone and @carmine cairn strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @golden stone suggested using cover against them. @carmine cairn recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@golden stone challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @golden stone died.

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@earnest apex made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@turbid skiff built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@glass cargo started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @glass cargo - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @glass cargo then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @carmine cairn over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@brave shore wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @wide ingot killed them. @wide ingot died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @glass cargo on a spit. @glass cargo died.

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@turbid skiff couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@turbid skiff got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @turbid skiff died.

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@brave shore hid from @carmine cairn after @raw moss exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@carmine cairn started blocking @brave shore's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@raw moss accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn lulled @brave shore into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @glass cargo
150 points go to 6th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @golden stone
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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@raw moss accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@carmine cairn threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @carmine cairn unlocked the power of flight!

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@golden stone decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @golden stone died.

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@fallen gull went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@proud lava caused @brave shore to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@earnest apex had @fallen gull lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @fallen gull, this wasn't a magic show. @fallen gull died.

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@nova plover got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@sacred grove was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@carmine cairn trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@raw moss cornered @proud lava at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @proud lava started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@velvet epoch cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @velvet epoch's heart! @velvet epoch died.

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@nova plover distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@brave shore asked for @sacred grove's autograph. At first, @sacred grove was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@proud lava tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @proud lava then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @glacial totem in disguise.

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@raw moss saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@brave shore wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@earnest apex drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn told @sacred grove to step off their carpet, which they did. @carmine cairn proceeded to murder @sacred grove, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @sacred grove died.

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@raw moss found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@brave shore used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@glacial totem used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @carmine cairn tested this theory on @glacial totem, who bounced, and ended up being right. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet epoch
100 points go to 10th place: @fallen gull

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@golden stone built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @golden stone died.

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@exotic saddle got stuck in @tame trout's Rod of Discord farm. @exotic saddle died.

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@tame trout was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @long vine's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @tame trout died.

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@proud lava went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @proud lava died.

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@peak yoke started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@sacred grove painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@near mortar flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @near mortar's face off with its bare hands. @near mortar died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @peak yoke's. @peak yoke died.

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@sacred grove tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @raw moss demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @sacred grove by two. @sacred grove died.

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@long vine accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@dusk rose spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @dusk rose died.

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@brave shore damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@idle pike contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@idle pike accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @idle pike died.

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After opening a present, @glacial totem discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@long vine joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @long vine was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@raw moss murdered @long vine by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem and @carmine cairn huddled around @brave shore to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @brave shore's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @carmine cairn with a Coin Gun. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@raw moss and @glacial totem found themselves falling from a considerable height. @raw moss landed in a pool of water. @glacial totem did not. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@brave shore had a terrible night. @brave shore died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @idle pike
100 points go to 7th place: @dusk rose
100 points go to 8th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@proud lava, @glass vine, @wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @near mortar, @cosmic cosmos, @peak yoke, @modern plover, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @tame trout
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@tame trout accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tame trout allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@modern plover found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@wide ingot thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@proud lava was stalking @sacred grove's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @proud lava died.

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@peak yoke didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@earnest apex tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@raw moss began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@long vine and @glass vine engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @glass vine blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @glass vine died.

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@cosmic cosmos watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@earnest apex blew @sacred grove to bits using an exploding bed. @sacred grove died.

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@carmine cairn blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @carmine cairn's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@wide ingot tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@near mortar was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @near mortar died.

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@long vine went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@cosmic cosmos shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@peak yoke wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@modern plover opened the front door and saw @tame trout trying to murder the Guide. @modern plover slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@modern plover practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@wide ingot couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@peak yoke drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @peak yoke died.

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@modern plover somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @modern plover died.

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@long vine found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @long vine pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@carmine cairn combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@earnest apex solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@carmine cairn, @tame trout, and @long vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@raw moss sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@earnest apex almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@wide ingot wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@earnest apex was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @earnest apex died.

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@tame trout used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @tame trout died.

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@long vine tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@wide ingot was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @wide ingot died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @raw moss was morbidly interested.

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@long vine mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @wide ingot
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Nov 9, 2025, 2:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 2:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 9, 2025, 2:39 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

abstract thunder Nov 9, 2025, 2:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 2:43 AM

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@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 9, 2025, 2:59 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vital current Nov 9, 2025, 3:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:01 AM

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@vital current, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sacred grove Nov 9, 2025, 3:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:02 AM

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@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

worldly bone Nov 9, 2025, 3:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:09 AM

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@worldly bone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dim spruce Nov 9, 2025, 3:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:11 AM

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@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 9, 2025, 3:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame trout Nov 9, 2025, 3:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:27 AM

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@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Nov 9, 2025, 3:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:29 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @unreal moat, @dim spruce, @modern plover, @worldly bone, @long vine, @abstract thunder, @tame trout, and @vital current
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@dim spruce decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@long vine started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@unreal moat went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @unreal moat died.

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@dim spruce was vehicularly manslaughtered by @worldly bone's minecart. @dim spruce died.

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@carmine cairn, @abstract thunder, @tame trout, @raw moss, @modern plover, @worldly bone, @long vine, and @vital current decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @modern plover. @modern plover died.

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@worldly bone was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @worldly bone died.

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@long vine read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @long vine died.

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@vital current smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@abstract thunder told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn shot @tame trout in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @tame trout died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @raw moss with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @carmine cairn to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@sacred grove started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@carmine cairn tried to stab @vital current, but @vital current's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @vital current died.

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@raw moss used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@sacred grove's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @sacred grove died.

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@carmine cairn walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@raw moss complained to @carmine cairn that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@carmine cairn tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@raw moss activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 4th place: @vital current
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @worldly bone
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @dim spruce

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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exotic saddle Nov 9, 2025, 3:38 AM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame trout Nov 9, 2025, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:39 AM

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@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vital current Nov 9, 2025, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:39 AM

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@vital current, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

worldly bone Nov 9, 2025, 3:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 9, 2025, 3:44 AM

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@worldly bone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame trout Nov 9, 2025, 3:45 AM

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