epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @gusty bobcat, @unreal moat, @raw dragon, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @amber ermine's face. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

@nova plover forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @nova plover wasn't a Slime, @nova plover was endlessly beaten. @nova plover died.

@remote pumice and @tight niche attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@long vine took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @gusty bobcat's Rod of Discord.

@raw dragon became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@near mortar felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @carmine cairn setting explosives beneath them. @near mortar died.

@long vine heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@carmine cairn fired their bow at @tranquil wyvern, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @carmine cairn gave up.

@remote pumice tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@unreal moat equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@gusty bobcat started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@unreal moat reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @unreal moat died.

@carmine cairn teleported behind @raw dragon using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @raw dragon died.

@gusty bobcat asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @gusty bobcat died.

@tranquil wyvern's skeleton decided that @tranquil wyvern wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tranquil wyvern died.

While @long vine looked inside a Corruption chasm, @carmine cairn pranked them by pushing them inside. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @raw dragon
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jolly swift]

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[unreal moat]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[tight niche]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

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[gleaming grove]

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[wise yoke]

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[chrome steeple]

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[gleaming grove]

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[earnest apex]

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[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[thick steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@wise yoke, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty bobcat, @jolly swift, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@chrome steeple took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @tight niche and @tranquil wyvern ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

@nova plover finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

@wise yoke was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @wise yoke died.

@long vine placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @long vine died.

@gusty bobcat's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @jolly swift and @carmine cairn's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @gusty bobcat died.

@thick steppe made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@unreal moat read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @unreal moat then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @unreal moat died.

@amber ermine felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@earnest apex purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@near mortar was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @near mortar died.

@chrome steeple was walked on by a Martian Walker. @chrome steeple died.

@earnest apex brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @earnest apex died.

@peak yoke spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@raw moss was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @raw moss tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @raw moss died.

@nova plover wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @nova plover died.

A witch prophesized that @jolly swift would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@peak yoke forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @peak yoke died.

@tranquil wyvern kept talking, but stopped after @carmine cairn held up their hand. @carmine cairn demonstrated the power of the Force.

@thick steppe and @tight niche played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

@amber ermine tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @amber ermine died.

@jolly swift returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@tranquil wyvern obscured @carmine cairn's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @carmine cairn escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@carmine cairn found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @thick steppe died.

@tight niche and @jolly swift set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

@tranquil wyvern used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

@carmine cairn found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @tranquil wyvern into approaching. @tight niche then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @tranquil wyvern with two Sniper Rifle shots. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

@jolly swift realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

@jolly swift went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @jolly swift decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@tight niche tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

@jolly swift ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@jolly swift gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

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[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dim gale]

bb!register

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@dim gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[bright vortex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@bright vortex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

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[gusty fractal]

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[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

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[gleaming grove]

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[dim gale]

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@dim gale, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

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[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hard scaffold]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hard scaffold, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @bright vortex, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @dim gale, @gusty fractal, @hard scaffold, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @gusty bobcat, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gusty fractal tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@bright vortex went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @remote pumice and @tight niche summoned the Impending Doom. @bright vortex died.

@amber ermine ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern aimed a spinning toy at @dim gale, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

@hard scaffold and @jolly swift found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

@gusty fractal was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @gusty fractal died.

@earnest apex found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

@tight niche found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @tight niche was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@jolly swift and @tranquil wyvern spotted a Demon Scythe on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

@gusty bobcat put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

@hard scaffold took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

@remote pumice drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

@dim gale looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

A mysterious stranger gave @earnest apex a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @gusty bobcat with it. However, @earnest apex clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @earnest apex died.

@tranquil wyvern broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

@hard scaffold underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@tranquil wyvern tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

@remote pumice took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@dim gale invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

All that glitters is not gold. @hard scaffold disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

@tight niche brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

@jolly swift woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@gusty bobcat baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

@remote pumice found a room full of Bunny Banners in @gusty bobcat's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @gusty bobcat. @gusty bobcat died.

@hard scaffold was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @tight niche tried putting @hard scaffold back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @hard scaffold died.

@jolly swift tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

@remote pumice found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@dim gale read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @dim gale died.

@tight niche found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@remote pumice triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@jolly swift took a potato chip... and ate it!

@tight niche performed open heart surgery on @jolly swift, even though @jolly swift never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @jolly swift died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 5th place: @hard scaffold
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grizzled tusk]

bb!register

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@grizzled tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty fractal]

bb!register

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@gusty fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

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@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid, @nova plover, @gusty fractal, @remote pumice, and @gusty bobcat
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@viscid orchid ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @viscid orchid said "thanks, you too." @viscid orchid died.

@steel sentinel slammed @nova plover into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @nova plover died.

@remote pumice discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

@carmine cairn tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

@gusty fractal's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @gusty fractal died.

@gusty bobcat underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @gusty bobcat died.

@jolly swift tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @jolly swift died.

@steel sentinel threw @tranquil wyvern in the washing machine and turned it on. @tranquil wyvern died.

@grizzled tusk saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@tight niche found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@grizzled tusk stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @grizzled tusk died.

@remote pumice knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@tight niche equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

@remote pumice dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @remote pumice died.

@steel sentinel used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @carmine cairn saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @steel sentinel stabbed them in the back. @carmine cairn died.

@steel sentinel's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Tin Broadsword was nice and clean, but their Gold Bow's string broke, and their Tome of Infinite Wisdom cracked into too many pieces to count.

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @tight niche spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@steel sentinel tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

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@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @gusty bobcat, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gusty bobcat forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

@amber ermine went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

While exploring the Jungle, @jolly swift needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

@viscid orchid wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@steel sentinel took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@nova plover found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

@tranquil wyvern, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @viscid orchid broke their fall with their own body. @viscid orchid died.

@nova plover was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @nova plover died.

@amber ermine made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @amber ermine died.

@remote pumice used an Inferno Fork to eat. @glacial totem thought they didn't notice, but @remote pumice just really likes spicy food.

@tight niche recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

@gusty bobcat teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@carmine cairn fed @steel sentinel several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@gusty bobcat played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @gusty bobcat died.

@raw moss was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @raw moss dried.

@remote pumice couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Falcon Blade to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @remote pumice's heart and brain. @remote pumice died.

@steel sentinel decisively vanquished @tranquil wyvern through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @tranquil wyvern died.

@glacial totem snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

@carmine cairn obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @carmine cairn never learned how to snap their fingers.

@carmine cairn started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @tight niche died.

@glacial totem landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @glacial totem accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

@raw moss began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

@steel sentinel was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @raw moss with its horns. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, and @gusty bobcat
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@steel sentinel recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @steel sentinel concluded that it was lost for a reason.

@glacial totem touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

@nova plover desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@remote pumice wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

@amber ermine followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @amber ermine died.

@carmine cairn used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@gusty bobcat and @jolly swift had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@gusty bobcat was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @gusty bobcat died.

@tight niche asked @remote pumice if they "knew the way". @remote pumice didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

@nova plover had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @steel sentinel shot them with an arrow. @nova plover died.

@raw moss modified @tranquil wyvern's Pickaxe Axe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @tranquil wyvern was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @tranquil wyvern died.

@jolly swift accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

@jolly swift tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @carmine cairn! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

@remote pumice forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @remote pumice died.

@raw moss was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

Playing with over 500 mods gave @glacial totem some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @glacial totem died.

@tight niche found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

@tight niche got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @tight niche died.

@raw moss's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @raw moss died.

@steel sentinel saw @carmine cairn standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty bobcat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[royal bough]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@royal bough, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[wise yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wise yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[median rivet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@median rivet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lean dew]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lean dew, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[daring imp]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@daring imp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @median rivet, @wise yoke, @carmine cairn, @gusty bobcat, @daring imp, @royal bough, @static trout, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @lean dew, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@royal bough opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@potent talon swung a Ice Blade at @daring imp and missed. However, @daring imp acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @potent talon to receive a yellow card.

@median rivet uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @median rivet died.

@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @wise yoke found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @wise yoke died.

@daring imp ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @daring imp died.

@tight niche drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@carmine cairn built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

@gusty bobcat found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

@earnest apex was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@static trout worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@steel sentinel walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@lean dew tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@royal bough tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @royal bough died.

@lean dew tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@gusty bobcat found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

@static trout was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @static trout died.

@steel sentinel saw @earnest apex trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @steel sentinel is calling the police!

@nova plover stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @nova plover blinked first.

@earnest apex tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Cactus Sword. @earnest apex died.

@raw moss built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

@tight niche flexed so hard on @potent talon that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @potent talon died.

@gusty bobcat started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

@steel sentinel went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @steel sentinel's fault.

@amber ermine got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@raw moss burst with happiness, quite literally. @raw moss died.

@lean dew thought they assassinated @gusty bobcat, but it was just @lean dew in disguise. Huh? @lean dew died.

@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@amber ermine hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @amber ermine died.

@steel sentinel took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

Oh? Instead of running away, @tight niche is approaching @steel sentinel!

@nova plover started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@carmine cairn huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @gusty bobcat also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

@tight niche was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@gusty bobcat got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @gusty bobcat died.

@nova plover tied up @carmine cairn and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @carmine cairn to die. However, @carmine cairn managed to escape from their bonds.

@nova plover started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @nova plover soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @nova plover died.

@tight niche challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@steel sentinel became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@steel sentinel woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @steel sentinel died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hybrid onyx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hybrid onyx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[true lynx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true lynx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @turbid skiff, @gusty bobcat, @hybrid onyx, @true lynx, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@gusty bobcat went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@hybrid onyx was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @hybrid onyx died.

@raw moss tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@nova plover called @long vine on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @nova plover died.

@gusty fractal traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @turbid skiff. @turbid skiff died.

Using some fast flying maneuvers, @raw moss managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

@gusty fractal screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@carmine cairn wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

@true lynx went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

A strange device attached itself to @gusty bobcat's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @gusty bobcat died.

@long vine and @steel sentinel relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

@steel sentinel tried to assassinate @long vine, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

@gusty fractal got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @gusty fractal died.

While examining a strange emblem, @true lynx accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @true lynx died.

@raw moss started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @raw moss died.

@long vine was infected by a zombie virus. @long vine died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

@long vine found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

@steel sentinel tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@carmine cairn tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @true lynx
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 8th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @hybrid onyx

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty fractal]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[granite root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dusk rose]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dusk rose, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @dusk rose, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @static trout, @gusty bobcat, @long vine, @granite root, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@gusty fractal multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@nova plover and @gusty bobcat were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

@dusk rose thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@steel sentinel was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @steel sentinel died.

@gusty fractal stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @gusty fractal died.

@static trout dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @static trout died.

@raw moss tried to set up a campfire, but @glacial totem drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

@granite root released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @granite root, but it was very satisfying.

@gusty bobcat has fallen, and they can't get up. @gusty bobcat died.

@brave shore got impaled by Mourning Wood. @brave shore died.

@nova plover forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @nova plover died.

@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

@dusk rose started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @dusk rose died.

@raw moss suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@granite root wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@raw moss tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@granite root looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

@granite root spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @granite root still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @granite root died.

@long vine swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @long vine died.

@raw moss grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

@carmine cairn tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

@glacial totem used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

The Wizard showed @glacial totem their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

@raw moss did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @glacial totem, who happened to be passing by.

@raw moss thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

@glacial totem found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@glacial totem heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @glacial totem died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @granite root
150 points go to 6th place: @dusk rose
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cinder crest]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cinder crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[obtuse cliff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@obtuse cliff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[wide ingot]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@wide ingot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

@royal bough, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[ionic anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@ionic anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @cinder crest, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @static trout, @unreal moat, @dim spruce, @obtuse cliff, @royal bough, @potent talon, @long vine, @earnest apex, @brave shore, and @ionic anvil
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@obtuse cliff was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @obtuse cliff lived.

@wide ingot decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @wide ingot died.

@potent talon was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

Out of boredom, @raw moss used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@cinder crest's face was scorched off after @royal bough took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @cinder crest died.

@dim spruce drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

@nova plover encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @nova plover died.

@near mortar tried to shoot an apple off of @glacial totem's head. @near mortar's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

@near mortar took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @near mortar died.

@static trout was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@ionic anvil trapped @long vine in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @long vine managed to escape regardless.

@static trout and @raw moss ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

@static trout used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @static trout didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @static trout died.

@earnest apex fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@dim spruce was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@unreal moat vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @unreal moat died.

@obtuse cliff forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @obtuse cliff died.

@carmine cairn found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

@potent talon tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

@royal bough tried to attack @ionic anvil with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@royal bough's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@royal bough started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @royal bough died.

@potent talon was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @potent talon died.

@ionic anvil was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

@earnest apex started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @earnest apex is still slurping that noodle.

Congratulations, @long vine! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @long vine died.

@dim spruce sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@carmine cairn used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

@brave shore donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

The Nurse told @earnest apex they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @earnest apex died.

@ionic anvil tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@raw moss finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@brave shore wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @brave shore died.

@raw moss descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@ionic anvil caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @ionic anvil died.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @dim spruce. @dim spruce died.

@carmine cairn has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @carmine cairn woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@raw moss tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

@raw moss tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@carmine cairn pranked @raw moss by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@raw moss found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

@raw moss's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim spruce
150 points go to 4th place: @ionic anvil
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @royal bough
100 points go to 10th place: @obtuse cliff

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[cinder crest]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@cinder crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[ionic anvil]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@ionic anvil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[deep shuttle]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[static trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@static trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[obtuse cliff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@obtuse cliff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @dim spruce, @cinder crest, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @static trout, @raw moss, @ionic anvil, @tight niche, @deep shuttle, and @obtuse cliff
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@deep shuttle beat @brave shore into a pulp with a stale baguette. @brave shore died.

@near mortar commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@obtuse cliff insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @cinder crest insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @cinder crest, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @cinder crest died.

@unreal moat accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @unreal moat was forgiven.

@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@carmine cairn stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@tight niche entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @unreal moat's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @unreal moat died.

@near mortar's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @near mortar died.

@static trout overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@tight niche was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@ionic anvil found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@deep shuttle overwhelmed @static trout with a storm of flying bananas. @static trout died.

@carmine cairn summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @ionic anvil's life points directly. @ionic anvil died.

@long vine fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @obtuse cliff and @carmine cairn to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@tight niche zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@raw moss lured @obtuse cliff into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @obtuse cliff's dust allergy! @obtuse cliff died.

@deep shuttle found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@dim spruce accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @dim spruce died.

@deep shuttle broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @deep shuttle died.

@tight niche opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

@carmine cairn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@long vine stole @carmine cairn's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @carmine cairn was hurt, but only emotionally.

Hey @long vine, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @long vine died.

@tight niche suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

@tight niche used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@raw moss decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 7th place: @obtuse cliff
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic anvil
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[dim spruce]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sacred grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[azure flame]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@azure flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @azure flame, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @dim spruce, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn tried to launch a poison dart frog at @long vine through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @carmine cairn has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @carmine cairn died.

@sacred grove became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @sacred grove died.

@unreal moat threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@unreal moat was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @unreal moat died.

@brave shore didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @brave shore died.

@nova plover put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @nova plover died.

@tight niche found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tight niche walked out the door.

@dim spruce ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @dim spruce died.

A pretty fairy led @azure flame to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @azure flame died.

@long vine called @raw moss a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @long vine died.

@raw moss and @tight niche played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @raw moss was the chicken. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @azure flame
150 points go to 5th place: @dim spruce
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[dim spruce]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

Bb!register

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @dim spruce, @potent talon, @modern plover, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine chewed some gum. It made @amber ermine feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @amber ermine died.

@tame trout watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@modern plover was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @dim spruce caught them in time.

@raw moss was dunked on by @unreal moat. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@unreal moat pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @unreal moat died.

No one told @potent talon that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @potent talon died.

@fiery belfry wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@tranquil wyvern encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @tranquil wyvern decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

@tranquil wyvern and @tame trout played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@fiery belfry decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

While sitting on a bench together with @tight niche, @brave shore leaned away and farted.

@modern plover gave @dim spruce a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @dim spruce gave @modern plover a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @modern plover died.

@raw moss went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

@brave shore forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@dim spruce attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@tranquil wyvern murdered @fiery belfry with a knife, but it was actually @brave shore in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @tranquil wyvern didn't care that much. @brave shore died.

@tame trout hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @tame trout died.

@dim spruce tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @dim spruce died.

@tranquil wyvern discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

@raw moss started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

@fiery belfry made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @fiery belfry died.

@tight niche was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@long vine challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @long vine died.

@tight niche summoned the Old One's Army while @raw moss was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 7th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[dim spruce]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@dim spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tame trout]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[proud lava]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid dragon]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rancid dragon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@sweet fractal, @rancid dragon, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @gusty bobcat, @tame trout, @proud lava, @dim spruce, @modern plover, @viscid orchid, @raw moss, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@sweet fractal tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @viscid orchid in disguise. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche walked up to @rancid dragon and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @tight niche, that kills people! @rancid dragon died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tranquil wyvern quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@raw moss found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@gusty bobcat made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tame trout walked all over it. #(##^)#

@gusty bobcat went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @gusty bobcat died.

@modern plover found the Last Prism. Then @viscid orchid found another one, meaning that @modern plover's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

@tranquil wyvern purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tranquil wyvern ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@brave shore built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@tame trout tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @tame trout died.

@raw moss tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @raw moss didn't know that.

@proud lava was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @proud lava into the freezing cold water. @proud lava died.

While exploring a swamp, @dim spruce caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@tranquil wyvern pulled out their Adamantite Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @tranquil wyvern pulled out a vacuum instead.

@viscid orchid brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@tight niche declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tight niche's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

@dim spruce got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @dim spruce died.

@raw moss got a piggyback ride from @modern plover, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @modern plover died.

@tight niche planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

While out exploring a cave with a torch, @viscid orchid farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @viscid orchid died.

@raw moss ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

@tranquil wyvern asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

@tranquil wyvern kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tranquil wyvern red. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tight niche's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@raw moss's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @raw moss died.

@brave shore stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @viscid orchid
150 points go to 6th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 7th place: @dim spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty bobcat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

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[amber ermine]

bb!register

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[jolly swift]

bb!register

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[long vine]

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[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[shy night]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

bb!register

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @shy night, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @viscid orchid, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @gusty bobcat, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

@jolly swift tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

@long vine gave @shy night Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @shy night died.

@tranquil wyvern started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@gusty bobcat ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

@jolly swift tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @jolly swift died.

@viscid orchid contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @viscid orchid died.

@raw moss kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

@unreal moat found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@tranquil wyvern made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @amber ermine joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @amber ermine died.

@gusty bobcat used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

@tight niche recruited @long vine as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@tranquil wyvern played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@raw moss's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @raw moss sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

@long vine told @raw moss a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @raw moss died.

@unreal moat wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@unreal moat tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @unreal moat died.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @gusty bobcat flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

After @gusty bobcat went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @gusty bobcat died.

@tranquil wyvern took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tight niche had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @gusty bobcat
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @viscid orchid
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @shy night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[gusty bobcat]

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[viscid orchid]

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[jolly swift]

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[tame trout]

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[unreal moat]

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[gray sky]

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[steel sentinel]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[shy night]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@shy night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @gusty bobcat, @shy night, @jolly swift, @tame trout, @fiery belfry, @livid shuttle, @viscid orchid, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@shy night started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @shy night died.

@jolly swift was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @jolly swift died.

@gusty bobcat watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

@gray sky was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@tame trout challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @tame trout died.

@long vine used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@raw moss tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@livid shuttle wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @livid shuttle died.

There once was a @viscid orchid who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @viscid orchid's insides, and all the animals were freed. @viscid orchid died.

@unreal moat accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @unreal moat died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

@steel sentinel promised @near mortar that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @near mortar died.

@fiery belfry found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

@raw moss was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @raw moss died.

@long vine rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@tight niche created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@amber ermine played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

@fiery belfry became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @fiery belfry died.

@gusty bobcat was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

@tight niche will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

@steel sentinel was arrested for killing @gusty bobcat with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @gusty bobcat died.

@gray sky thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @gray sky died.

Santa Claus asked @steel sentinel what they wanted for Christmas. @steel sentinel replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@tranquil wyvern brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine invited @steel sentinel to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @long vine was mauled by wolves. @long vine died.

The sun burnt @tight niche into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@tight niche heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty bobcat
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[gusty bobcat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gusty bobcat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[viscid orchid]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@viscid orchid, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register