epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

@tight niche cut through @raw moss with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @raw moss died.

@brave shore met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @brave shore ended up completely fine.

@tight niche saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

@carmine cairn found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@carmine cairn opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@brave shore was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @brave shore died.

@tight niche spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@carmine cairn finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

@tight niche searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@carmine cairn and @tight niche were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

@carmine cairn was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @zealous garden
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[zealous garden]

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[long vine]

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[unreal moat]

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[pseudo spruce]

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[modern field]

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[earnest apex]

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[raw moss]

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[brave shore]

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[near mortar]

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[wise yoke]

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[carmine cairn]

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[gaunt violet]

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[tight niche]

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[tidal bane]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @modern field, @pseudo spruce, @gaunt violet, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @zealous garden, @earnest apex, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tidal bane
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The fighting begins again!

@modern field became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

@wise yoke was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @wise yoke died.

@modern field was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @modern field died.

@pseudo spruce put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @pseudo spruce died.

@tight niche found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

@gaunt violet playfully poked @tidal bane and laughed. @tidal bane playfully poked them back with a Titanium Trident. @gaunt violet died.

@near mortar tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @near mortar died.

@unreal moat toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @unreal moat died.

@brave shore briefly considered proposing marriage to @carmine cairn, but married a bee instead.

@earnest apex sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

@raw moss created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @zealous garden got too close while watching. @zealous garden died.

@earnest apex pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @earnest apex died.

@tight niche screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

@long vine took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @long vine died.

@tidal bane read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tidal bane died.

@carmine cairn held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

@tight niche walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

@brave shore found @tight niche sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

Santa Claus asked @carmine cairn what they wanted for Christmas. @carmine cairn replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@brave shore tried to attack @tight niche by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @brave shore died.

@carmine cairn played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

@tight niche woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn and @raw moss were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

@carmine cairn was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @raw moss. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @zealous garden
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[unreal moat]

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[long vine]

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[gaunt violet]

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[raw moss]

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[tidal bane]

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[obtuse cliff]

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[brave shore]

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[obtuse hollow]

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[wise yoke]

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[tight niche]

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[brave shore]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @wise yoke, @gaunt violet, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @obtuse cliff, @obtuse hollow, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tidal bane
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@obtuse hollow played Frisbee with @wise yoke using a Light Disc, but @wise yoke unfortunately didn't have five hands. @wise yoke died.

@gaunt violet tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @gaunt violet's mouth.

@obtuse cliff pranked @tight niche by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

@unreal moat performed an interpretive dance for @raw moss and @long vine as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@gaunt violet tried to get @obtuse hollow to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @gaunt violet died.

@unreal moat and @brave shore had a very merry unbirthday party together. @tight niche found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

The moon hit @unreal moat's eye like a big pizza pie. @unreal moat died.

@raw moss had @obtuse cliff lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @obtuse cliff, this wasn't a magic show. @obtuse cliff died.

@long vine was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

@long vine vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @long vine died.

@tidal bane was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @tidal bane died.

@brave shore drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@tight niche equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

@tight niche started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

After eating supper together, @brave shore betrayed @obtuse hollow in exchange for 30 silver coins. @obtuse hollow died.

@raw moss did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tight niche, who happened to be passing by.

While exploring the Jungle, @tight niche needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @tight niche. @tight niche died.

@brave shore started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

@raw moss tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @raw moss keeled over from a heart attack. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @obtuse hollow
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @obtuse cliff
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @gaunt violet
100 points go to 10th place: @wise yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[obtuse hollow]

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[raw moss]

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[obtuse cliff]

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[brave shore]

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[long vine]

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[unreal moat]

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[earnest apex]

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[nova plover]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[near mortar]

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[tight niche]

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[gaunt violet]

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[brave shore]

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[dim sphinx]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @dim sphinx, @nova plover, @gaunt violet, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @obtuse cliff, @obtuse hollow, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @brave shore
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@dim sphinx escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

@near mortar lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@obtuse hollow fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

@nova plover got quantum-entangled with @long vine, and used this opportunity to force @long vine to pick their own nose.

@tight niche and @raw moss had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @earnest apex sped up the process by stabbing @tight niche. @tight niche died.

@unreal moat and @gaunt violet strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @unreal moat suggested using cover against them. @gaunt violet recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

While sitting on a bench together with @obtuse cliff, @tranquil wyvern leaned away and farted.

@nova plover couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @nova plover died.

@gaunt violet took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @gaunt violet died.

@obtuse hollow wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

@earnest apex tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

@raw moss didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @raw moss died.

@near mortar wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@brave shore built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@near mortar spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @near mortar died.

@long vine claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

@obtuse cliff somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

@unreal moat came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@obtuse hollow drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

@unreal moat tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @unreal moat died.

@brave shore headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @dim sphinx had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@long vine took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @obtuse cliff. @obtuse cliff died.

@obtuse hollow was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @obtuse hollow barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @obtuse hollow died.

@long vine started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @tranquil wyvern and @earnest apex.

@dim sphinx and @brave shore played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

@earnest apex started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @earnest apex - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @earnest apex then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@dim sphinx threw @earnest apex in the washing machine and turned it on. @earnest apex died.

Oh? Instead of running away, @tranquil wyvern is approaching @brave shore!

@dim sphinx walked up to @tranquil wyvern and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @dim sphinx, that kills people! @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

@dim sphinx accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @dim sphinx died.

@long vine was walked on by a Martian Walker. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 7th place: @obtuse cliff
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[gleaming grove]

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[dim sphinx]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[weak basalt]

bb!register

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[abstract thunder]

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[long vine]

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[wise yoke]

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[obtuse cliff]

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[obtuse hollow]

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[tight niche]

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @wise yoke, @dim sphinx, @weak basalt, @obtuse cliff, @obtuse hollow, @long vine, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine found some Diamond Ore. @dim sphinx quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

@obtuse hollow came out of @grizzled tusk's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

@obtuse cliff made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

@abstract thunder and @wise yoke had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@tranquil wyvern was infected by a zombie virus. @tranquil wyvern died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

@weak basalt dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

@grizzled tusk likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @grizzled tusk probably liked trains a bit too much. @grizzled tusk died.

Out of boredom, @tight niche used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@amber ermine emerged from a tree stump and scolded @long vine for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @long vine was still holding an axe. @amber ermine died.

@wise yoke screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

@wise yoke tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @wise yoke died.

@abstract thunder took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

@weak basalt tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @weak basalt died.

@dim sphinx built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@abstract thunder got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

@obtuse cliff tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @obtuse cliff died.

The sun burnt @tight niche into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

@obtuse hollow was playing hide and seek with @tranquil wyvern and @long vine, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @obtuse hollow died.

@abstract thunder refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

@long vine started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

@tranquil wyvern knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@dim sphinx tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

@abstract thunder walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @abstract thunder died.

@long vine tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@dim sphinx's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Tungsten Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Wooden Bow's string broke, and their Frost Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

@tranquil wyvern used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @dim sphinx, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @dim sphinx died.

@tight niche listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tight niche saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@tight niche swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @abstract thunder
150 points go to 6th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 7th place: @obtuse cliff
100 points go to 8th place: @weak basalt
100 points go to 9th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[wise yoke]

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[obtuse hollow]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[near mortar]

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[long vine]

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[amber ermine]

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[unreal moat]

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[keen parcel]

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[tight niche]

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[zenith root]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @wise yoke, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @obtuse hollow, @long vine, @zenith root, and @keen parcel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@zenith root started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

@amber ermine's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @amber ermine died.

@wise yoke fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @wise yoke died.

@near mortar put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

@keen parcel bashed @long vine in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@unreal moat hosted a spelling bee! @obtuse hollow had to spell "cat". @tranquil wyvern had to spell "rain". @near mortar had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

@long vine saw @near mortar standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @near mortar died.

Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @unreal moat's eye sockets. @unreal moat died.

@obtuse hollow somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @obtuse hollow died.

@zenith root attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @zenith root died.

@tight niche kept talking, but stopped after @keen parcel held up their hand. @keen parcel demonstrated the power of the Force.

@keen parcel dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @keen parcel died.

@tight niche tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tranquil wyvern, but it refused to listen because @tight niche didn't have enough badges.

@long vine watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@long vine multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

@tranquil wyvern read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tranquil wyvern then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @long vine accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @keen parcel
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 6th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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@brave shore was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

@zealous garden verbally roasted @near mortar so hard that they burst into flames. @near mortar died.

@zealous garden fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @zealous garden died.

@chrome steeple didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @brave shore's. @brave shore died.

@zenith root got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @zenith root died.

@keen parcel summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @wide ingot felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

@chrome steeple used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @chrome steeple died.

@wide prism fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @wide prism died.

@keen parcel brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

@dim gale tried to kill @tight niche with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

@wide ingot brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @wide ingot died.

@keen parcel traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @keen parcel died.

@dim sphinx found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@dim gale took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

@tight niche confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@dim sphinx cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

@tight niche called @dim gale a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @dim gale died.

@dim sphinx tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tight niche, but they were in broad daylight.

@tight niche invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @dim sphinx, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @dim sphinx died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @dim sphinx
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim gale
150 points go to 4th place: @keen parcel
150 points go to 5th place: @wide ingot
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @zealous garden

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There are 13 players remaining.
@median rivet, @wise yoke, @carmine cairn, @obtuse hollow, @dim sphinx, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @wide prism, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@unreal moat brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@long vine tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

The Wall of Flesh told @median rivet that there was something stuck in their teeth. @median rivet checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @median rivet died.

@amber ermine hid an actuator in @wise yoke's lunch. Later that day, @wise yoke stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @wise yoke died.

@dim sphinx overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@tidal bane invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

@obtuse hollow underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @obtuse hollow died.

@unreal moat got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @unreal moat died.

@tranquil wyvern learned all of @carmine cairn's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

@dim sphinx sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

@wide prism got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @wide prism died.

@tight niche complained to @carmine cairn that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

@amber ermine used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@tidal bane stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @tidal bane died.

@long vine tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

@gray sky was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @gray sky died.

@tight niche spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

@tranquil wyvern looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

@dim sphinx killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

@carmine cairn argued with @dim sphinx about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

@tranquil wyvern chewed some gum. It made @tranquil wyvern feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche summoned the Old One's Army while @dim sphinx was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @dim sphinx died.

@tight niche drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @long vine mopped @tight niche up with a tissue. @tight niche died.

A mysterious stranger gave @carmine cairn a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @long vine with it. However, @carmine cairn clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @fleet spoke, @long vine, @tidal bane, and @wide prism
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@amber ermine tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @amber ermine died.

@raw moss threw a snowball at @tranquil wyvern. To counter this, @tranquil wyvern threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @raw moss died.

@tidal bane and @unreal moat cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @unreal moat, because @tidal bane was wearing Frost armor.

@unreal moat joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @unreal moat died.

@tight niche got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

@long vine grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@fleet spoke painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@fleet spoke was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @fleet spoke died.

@long vine got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

@tranquil wyvern flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @tidal bane when the world was flipped.

@wide prism wrote @long vine's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

@tight niche told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tidal bane and @carmine cairn.

@tidal bane fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tranquil wyvern. @tidal bane died.

@tight niche stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

@tranquil wyvern walked into a bar. @carmine cairn laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@wide prism received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @wide prism died.

@carmine cairn replaced @tranquil wyvern's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @tranquil wyvern died.

@carmine cairn traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @tight niche. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @jolly swift, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @fleet spoke, @tidal bane, and @tame trout
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@carmine cairn zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

@amber ermine was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @amber ermine died.

@jolly swift found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

@raw moss made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @raw moss died.

@peak yoke tried to stab @unreal moat, but @unreal moat's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @unreal moat died.

@peak yoke sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @peak yoke died.

@remote pumice tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @remote pumice decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @fleet spoke into fertilizer. @fleet spoke died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @tidal bane is now goo. @tidal bane died.

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

There was a snake in @tame trout's boot! @tame trout died.

@remote pumice sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @remote pumice died.

@dim gale was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @dim gale died.

@jolly swift accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @jolly swift died.

@tight niche tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

@tight niche followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tame trout
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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There are 11 players remaining.
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The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

@tidal bane fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tight niche and @tame trout to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

@real gale took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @obtuse hollow's Rod of Discord.

@remote pumice shot their Handgun to the left of @carmine cairn just to scare them. @carmine cairn heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @carmine cairn died.

@real gale was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @real gale died.

@subtle gorge was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

@tranquil wyvern wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

@remote pumice found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @remote pumice was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

@tidal bane went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tidal bane decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@obtuse hollow started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@tight niche was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

@peak yoke was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @peak yoke died.

@obtuse hollow saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @obtuse hollow died.

Celestial creatures started invading! @tranquil wyvern knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

@tame trout got a piggyback ride from @fleet spoke, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @fleet spoke died.

@tight niche wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@tranquil wyvern eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@tame trout attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@tidal bane killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

@remote pumice performed open heart surgery on @tidal bane, even though @tidal bane never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tidal bane died.

@tight niche used the power of Flex Tape to stick @tame trout in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @tame trout's suffering to a swift end. @tame trout died.

@subtle gorge started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @subtle gorge soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @subtle gorge died.

@remote pumice, @tight niche, and @tranquil wyvern formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@tight niche wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @tranquil wyvern killed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @remote pumice died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @real gale

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @grizzled tusk, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @sacred grove, @remote pumice, @obtuse hollow, @earnest apex, and @wide prism
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The fighting begins again!

@brisk zephyr accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @brisk zephyr died.

@grizzled tusk preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

@carmine cairn started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

@tight niche ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

@earnest apex fed @wide prism several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@nova plover caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @nova plover died.

@sacred grove tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

@sacred grove did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @sacred grove died.

@obtuse hollow tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @obtuse hollow died.

@grizzled tusk gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @earnest apex, who was in the front row. @earnest apex died.

@wide prism has fallen, and they can't get up. @wide prism died.

@carmine cairn watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

@grizzled tusk tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @grizzled tusk died.

@jolly swift always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern cornered @tight niche at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @tight niche started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@remote pumice summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @remote pumice died.

@tranquil wyvern used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@carmine cairn relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@carmine cairn descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@tight niche realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 10th place: @sacred grove

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[raw moss]

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[tight niche]

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Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @real gale, @jolly swift, @hearty nexus, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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The fighting begins again!

@hearty nexus heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @hearty nexus died.

@tranquil wyvern used an Inferno Fork to eat. @carmine cairn thought they didn't notice, but @tranquil wyvern just really likes spicy food.

@peak yoke used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

@earnest apex greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @earnest apex died.

@raw moss wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@raw moss forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @raw moss died.

@nova plover was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @nova plover died.

@remote pumice and @tranquil wyvern were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @remote pumice played solitaire. @tranquil wyvern stood behind them and watched.

@peak yoke was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@tranquil wyvern shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @remote pumice died.

@real gale claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

@tight niche tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

@jolly swift got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

@jolly swift used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @jolly swift didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @jolly swift died.

@carmine cairn tried to steal @real gale's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

@tight niche made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @peak yoke was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @peak yoke died.

@carmine cairn promised @real gale that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @real gale died.

@carmine cairn asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @real gale
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[peak yoke]

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[remote pumice]

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[obtuse hollow]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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[wise yoke]

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[jolly swift]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@astral glacier, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @frozen prairie, @obtuse hollow, @jolly swift, @fierce bridge, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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The fighting begins again!

@frozen prairie thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @frozen prairie died.

@obtuse hollow wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @obtuse hollow died.

@peak yoke hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @wise yoke's house. @wise yoke started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

@nova plover fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @nova plover died.

@raw moss caused @jolly swift to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

@carmine cairn tried attacking @fierce bridge, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

@jolly swift tried to attack @raw moss with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @jolly swift to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@fierce bridge started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @fierce bridge died.

@wise yoke had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

@remote pumice wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @wise yoke into an apple. @wise yoke died.

@astral glacier found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

@tight niche accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tight niche allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@tight niche teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

@astral glacier was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

@raw moss and @carmine cairn farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

@remote pumice drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

@peak yoke constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @jolly swift by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @peak yoke's positioning was a bit off. @peak yoke died.

@remote pumice was dunked on by @tight niche. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

@astral glacier rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

@remote pumice flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @jolly swift was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

@astral glacier and @jolly swift were having a nice picnic on the beach when @carmine cairn stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@jolly swift, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @jolly swift died.

@raw moss was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @astral glacier's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @astral glacier died.

@carmine cairn drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

@tight niche needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

@raw moss had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

@tight niche programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @tight niche died.

@raw moss tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @raw moss quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@carmine cairn became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@carmine cairn solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@raw moss received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @wise yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @fierce bridge
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[obtuse hollow]

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[wise yoke]

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[carmine cairn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@wise yoke, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @frozen prairie, @obtuse hollow, @tranquil wyvern, @raw moss, @wide ingot, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @buoyant summit, and @steep estuary
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The fighting begins again!

@tight niche’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@wise yoke used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @wise yoke died.

@frozen prairie found a hill and started to roll down it. @frozen prairie was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @frozen prairie died.

@obtuse hollow defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @obtuse hollow died.

@peak yoke became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @peak yoke died.

@steep estuary's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@remote pumice tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

@buoyant summit went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @buoyant summit died.

@steep estuary accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @steep estuary died.

@tranquil wyvern was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@tight niche tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@wide ingot was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @wide ingot died.

@tranquil wyvern forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @tranquil wyvern died.

After years of research, @remote pumice found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@tight niche damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

@carmine cairn wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@carmine cairn decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @carmine cairn died.

@tight niche started rallying for goblin rights.

@raw moss warned @tight niche not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tight niche trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

@tight niche built a floating city and named it "England".

@raw moss loves @tight niche to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 7th place: @steep estuary
100 points go to 8th place: @buoyant summit
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @obtuse hollow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[nova plover]

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[remote pumice]

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[carmine cairn]

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[wise yoke]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @velvet pollen, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@earnest apex held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@wide ingot made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

@sweet fractal created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

@wise yoke was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @wise yoke died.

@remote pumice started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

@velvet pollen has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @velvet pollen woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@sweet fractal fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche tried to high-five @peak yoke, but @peak yoke went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@nova plover had a terrible night. @nova plover died.

@brave shore drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

Pirates are approaching from the west! @carmine cairn wondered why they never came from the north, though.

@remote pumice thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

@peak yoke was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @peak yoke died.

@earnest apex accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @earnest apex died.

@wide ingot used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @wide ingot died.

@tight niche started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@raw moss saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

@carmine cairn won in a fight against @velvet pollen by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @velvet pollen died.

@tight niche had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

@remote pumice tried hacking into @brave shore's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @brave shore's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

@raw moss found some soup in their fly.

@tight niche jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@remote pumice and @raw moss relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@remote pumice jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

While playing at the beach, @raw moss buried @brave shore in the sand. It took @brave shore several hours to dig themselves back out.

@tight niche marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@carmine cairn used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

@tight niche tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @tight niche died.

@brave shore was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @brave shore died.

@raw moss was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@raw moss placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet pollen
100 points go to 7th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[wide ingot]

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[proud lava]

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[safe hornet]

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[peak yoke]

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[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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@main crystal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@main crystal, @proud lava, @tight niche, @wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @safe hornet, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@safe hornet ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @proud lava was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@main crystal was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @main crystal died.

@earnest apex put two forward slashes in front of @proud lava and commented them out of existence. @proud lava died.

@nova plover took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @nova plover died.

@remote pumice pulled out their Flying Dragon and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @remote pumice pulled out a vacuum instead.

@peak yoke, @tight niche, and @earnest apex made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

@safe hornet found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

@carmine cairn went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

A monkey dramatically raised @safe hornet up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @safe hornet off said cliff. @safe hornet died.

@raw moss performed surgery on a grape.

@wide ingot was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @wide ingot let them be.

@peak yoke found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @peak yoke pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

@remote pumice accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

While @peak yoke looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @peak yoke died.

@wide ingot found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

@earnest apex activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @earnest apex died.

@wide ingot wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw moss wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @wide ingot killed the Traveling Merchant first. @wide ingot died.

@tight niche placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Paintball Gun.

@remote pumice accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

@carmine cairn huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@remote pumice started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

@remote pumice was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @remote pumice died.

@raw moss saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@tight niche claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

@raw moss found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @tight niche's. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @raw moss's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @wide ingot
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @safe hornet
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

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[deep shuttle]

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[safe hornet]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[peak yoke]

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[fierce bridge]

bb!register

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[thick steppe]

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[modern plover]

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rancid dragon]

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[tidal bane]

bb!register

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[idle pike]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @turbid skiff, @idle pike, @safe hornet, @modern plover, @thick steppe, @fierce bridge, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @nova plover, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn and @raw moss got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@fierce bridge, @tidal bane, and @nova plover worked on a group project, but it looked like @fierce bridge was doing most of the work.

@idle pike invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

@amber ermine wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

@peak yoke and @modern plover spotted a Cursed Flames on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

@thick steppe shot @rancid dragon in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @rancid dragon died.

@turbid skiff decisively vanquished @safe hornet through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @safe hornet died.

@modern plover looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @modern plover died.

@peak yoke took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@tidal bane fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @tidal bane died.

@nova plover tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @nova plover died.

@peak yoke went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @peak yoke died.

@deep shuttle opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @deep shuttle's neck. @deep shuttle died.

@amber ermine caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @amber ermine died.

@carmine cairn crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @carmine cairn's entire body.

@fierce bridge watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

@thick steppe almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

@fierce bridge found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @fierce bridge died.

@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

@thick steppe was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

@turbid skiff started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @idle pike and @raw moss out.

@thick steppe put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @thick steppe died.

@carmine cairn tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

@turbid skiff accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @turbid skiff.

After @turbid skiff went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @turbid skiff died.

@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

@idle pike worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@carmine cairn was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @carmine cairn died.

@raw moss planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

@idle pike underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@idle pike lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @idle pike died.