#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 26

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 12:03 PM

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amber ermine Nov 4, 2025, 12:21 PM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 12:22 PM

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static trout Nov 4, 2025, 12:26 PM

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tight niche Nov 4, 2025, 12:27 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @maiden tusk, @remote pumice, @static trout, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @fiery belfry, @brave shore, and @wide prism
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat ran out of bullets while fighting @amber ermine, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@fiery belfry found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@maiden tusk was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @maiden tusk died.

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@wide prism tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tranquil wyvern started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@remote pumice played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@remote pumice practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @static trout died.

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@brave shore decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@wide prism tried to destroy @tranquil wyvern by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@unreal moat was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tight niche's Star Cannon. @unreal moat died.

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@steel sentinel tried to attack @fiery belfry with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@gray sky thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @gray sky died.

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@fiery belfry modified @wide prism's Palladium Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @wide prism was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @wide prism died.

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@steel sentinel was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @steel sentinel lived.

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@brave shore consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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All that glitters is not gold. @tranquil wyvern disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@tranquil wyvern started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tranquil wyvern is still slurping that noodle.

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Hey @fiery belfry, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @brave shore died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@steel sentinel tried to confess their love to @tight niche, but @tight niche interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@tight niche painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@steel sentinel tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@tight niche saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 12:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 12:42 PM

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tame trout Nov 4, 2025, 12:43 PM

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wide prism Nov 4, 2025, 12:45 PM

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unreal moat Nov 4, 2025, 12:50 PM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 12:50 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 4, 2025, 12:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 12:50 PM

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pseudo spruce Nov 4, 2025, 12:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 4, 2025, 1:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 1:10 PM

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amber ermine Nov 4, 2025, 1:19 PM

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raw moss Nov 4, 2025, 1:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 1:22 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 1:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 1:25 PM

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dim sphinx Nov 4, 2025, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 1:28 PM

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tight niche Nov 4, 2025, 1:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 1:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @tranquil wyvern, @tame trout, @unreal moat, @pseudo spruce, @wide prism, @raw moss, @wide ingot, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@tame trout kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tame trout red. @tame trout died.

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@unreal moat was looking kind of dumb after @tranquil wyvern's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @unreal moat died.

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@pseudo spruce found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @pseudo spruce died.

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@wide prism tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @wide prism died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @raw moss was caught in the crossfire. @raw moss died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @amber ermine's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@amber ermine summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @amber ermine died.

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@wide ingot shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @wide ingot's head. @wide ingot died.

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@dim sphinx was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @gray sky. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @dim sphinx died.

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@steel sentinel and @remote pumice had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@carmine cairn forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@gray sky got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @tight niche setting explosives beneath them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Low on health, @remote pumice hid from @steel sentinel by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@steel sentinel tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@tight niche stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@steel sentinel was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@carmine cairn uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @dim sphinx
100 points go to 8th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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deep shuttle Nov 4, 2025, 1:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 1:39 PM

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wide prism Nov 4, 2025, 1:40 PM

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near mortar Nov 4, 2025, 1:43 PM

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wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 1:46 PM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 1:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:04 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 4, 2025, 2:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:09 PM

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pliant maple Nov 4, 2025, 2:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:11 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 4, 2025, 2:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:21 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 2:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:22 PM

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dim sphinx Nov 4, 2025, 2:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 4, 2025, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:28 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @wide ingot, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @dim sphinx, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @deep shuttle, @pliant maple, and @wide prism
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The fighting begins again!

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@pliant maple hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@wide ingot sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @wide ingot died.

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@tight niche looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@amber ermine decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @amber ermine died.

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@sweet fractal was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @sweet fractal died.

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@steel sentinel smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@remote pumice tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@wide prism was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @near mortar with its horns. @near mortar died.

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@dim sphinx found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@remote pumice suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @remote pumice died.

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@deep shuttle encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @deep shuttle died.

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@pliant maple pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @pliant maple died.

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@wide prism was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @wide prism's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @wide prism died.

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@dim sphinx spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@tranquil wyvern rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tranquil wyvern's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@tranquil wyvern went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@dim sphinx recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@tight niche found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@tranquil wyvern was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@dim sphinx used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @steel sentinel tested this theory on @dim sphinx, who bounced, and ended up being right. @dim sphinx died.

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@tight niche took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@steel sentinel found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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A strange device attached itself to @tight niche's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @steel sentinel walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@steel sentinel tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@steel sentinel shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @steel sentinel's face. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @pliant maple
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wide prism Nov 4, 2025, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:38 PM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 2:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:39 PM

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amber ermine Nov 4, 2025, 2:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:40 PM

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unreal moat Nov 4, 2025, 2:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:44 PM

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near mortar Nov 4, 2025, 2:45 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 4, 2025, 2:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:53 PM

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jolly swift Nov 4, 2025, 2:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:59 PM

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tidal bane Nov 4, 2025, 3:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 3:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 4, 2025, 3:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 3:09 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 3:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 3:26 PM

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tight niche Nov 4, 2025, 3:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 3:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wide prism escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@sweet fractal didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @amber ermine, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat popped @remote pumice by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift and @unreal moat played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @jolly swift was the chicken. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @carmine cairn spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@tidal bane was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @tidal bane died.

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@wide prism hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @wide prism died.

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@jolly swift mistook @steel sentinel's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @jolly swift died.

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@sweet fractal donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@tight niche silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @sweet fractal's back, which then integrated itself into @sweet fractal's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@sweet fractal was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @sweet fractal died.

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@steel sentinel ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@tranquil wyvern ran with scissors. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@steel sentinel got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 3:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 3:39 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 4, 2025, 3:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 3:41 PM

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wise yoke Nov 4, 2025, 3:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 3:44 PM

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static trout Nov 4, 2025, 3:46 PM

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There are 19 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @gusty fractal, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @sacred grove, @jagged spruce, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @static trout, @earnest apex, @nova plover, @versed phoenix, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@gusty fractal tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @gusty fractal died.

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@wise yoke was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tranquil wyvern's minecart. @wise yoke died.

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@sweet fractal played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @sweet fractal died.

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@carmine cairn somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@tidal bane found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tidal bane walked out the door.

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@versed phoenix asked for @tight niche's autograph. At first, @tight niche was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@fleet spoke was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @fleet spoke died.

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@earnest apex tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @earnest apex extremely rich.

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@sacred grove had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @sacred grove wasn't a pie. @sacred grove died.

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@static trout ripped @jagged spruce's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @jagged spruce. @jagged spruce died.

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@amber ermine made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@steel sentinel thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@versed phoenix took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@steel sentinel finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @remote pumice caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@unreal moat declared war on emus. The emus won. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche watched @chrome steeple go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @chrome steeple was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@tidal bane's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tidal bane! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@chrome steeple gave @earnest apex a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @earnest apex gave @chrome steeple a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @chrome steeple died.

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@static trout had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @static trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern tricked @earnest apex into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @earnest apex died.

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@versed phoenix tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @nova plover's head instead. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @amber ermine and @carmine cairn ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@tidal bane was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@steel sentinel trapped @tidal bane in a maze, but while they were taunting @tidal bane, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@versed phoenix found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @remote pumice to check it out. @remote pumice decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@carmine cairn disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@versed phoenix tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @versed phoenix died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tranquil wyvern. Queen Bee died.

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@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@amber ermine found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@tidal bane made fun of @tranquil wyvern for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tranquil wyvern shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@tight niche wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@steel sentinel hadn't seen @carmine cairn in a long time, and missed them. @carmine cairn aimed a Sniper Rifle at @steel sentinel from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @versed phoenix
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Nov 4, 2025, 4:42 PM

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fleet spoke Nov 4, 2025, 5:09 PM

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wise yoke Nov 4, 2025, 5:13 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 5:20 PM

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earnest apex Nov 4, 2025, 5:21 PM

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dim gale Nov 4, 2025, 5:21 PM

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tight niche Nov 4, 2025, 5:28 PM

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jolly swift Nov 4, 2025, 5:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @wise yoke, @gusty fractal, @fleet spoke, and @earnest apex
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@earnest apex paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@fleet spoke ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@wise yoke fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @wise yoke died.

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@tight niche aimed a Last Prism beam at @gusty fractal, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@jolly swift drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@dim gale wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@carmine cairn started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@steel sentinel was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@steel sentinel paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Silver Broadsword.

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@tranquil wyvern hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@gusty fractal's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @gusty fractal to notice them. @gusty fractal died.

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@fleet spoke asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @fleet spoke died.

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@carmine cairn set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @earnest apex found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @earnest apex was trapped for all eternity. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@steel sentinel declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @steel sentinel's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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No one told @dim gale that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @dim gale died.

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@jolly swift followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @jolly swift discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @jolly swift died.

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Thanks to @tranquil wyvern's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @carmine cairn's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @tight niche was flattened by a road roller. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @gusty fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @wise yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 5:44 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 4, 2025, 5:57 PM

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obtuse hollow Nov 4, 2025, 6:00 PM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 6:02 PM

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wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 6:12 PM

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earnest apex Nov 4, 2025, 6:16 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 4, 2025, 6:18 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 6:19 PM

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dim gale Nov 4, 2025, 6:22 PM

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tight niche Nov 4, 2025, 6:27 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 6:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @wide ingot, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @nova plover, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @remote pumice, @obtuse hollow, @earnest apex, and @fleet spoke
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@dim gale found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@fleet spoke went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@gusty fractal tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tight niche through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @gusty fractal has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @gusty fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@earnest apex donated all of their organs to those in need. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss wanted to start a band, and recruited @wide ingot as their keyboard player. @wide ingot showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@obtuse hollow asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@fleet spoke stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @fleet spoke died.

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@carmine cairn spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@dim gale invited @remote pumice to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @dim gale was mauled by wolves. @dim gale died.

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@nova plover lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @nova plover died.

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@obtuse hollow tried to explain to @carmine cairn that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @carmine cairn countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @obtuse hollow died.

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@wide ingot hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @wide ingot died.

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@tranquil wyvern burst with happiness, quite literally. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @steel sentinel's chests for the rest of its life.

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@remote pumice discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@steel sentinel was arrested for killing @raw moss with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @tight niche, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 8th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @dim gale

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 4, 2025, 6:39 PM

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wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 6:39 PM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 6:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 4, 2025, 6:47 PM

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obtuse hollow Nov 4, 2025, 7:02 PM

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real marlin Nov 4, 2025, 7:05 PM

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gaunt violet Nov 4, 2025, 7:12 PM

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nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 7:14 PM

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fleet spoke Nov 4, 2025, 7:23 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 7:25 PM

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stray hill Nov 4, 2025, 7:25 PM

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real gale Nov 4, 2025, 7:26 PM

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dim gale Nov 4, 2025, 7:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 7:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 4, 2025, 7:29 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @stray hill, @nova plover, @gaunt violet, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @real gale, @remote pumice, @real marlin, @obtuse hollow, and @fleet spoke
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@nova plover gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @nova plover died.

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@real marlin and @remote pumice found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@gaunt violet drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @gaunt violet died.

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@tight niche took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@tranquil wyvern hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @tranquil wyvern could pull it to shore.

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@dim gale placed chests all over the world except where @gusty fractal was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @gusty fractal died.

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@carmine cairn let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@real gale found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@raw moss tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@real marlin's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @real marlin died.

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@obtuse hollow tried to shoot an apple off of @fleet spoke's head. @obtuse hollow's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @fleet spoke died.

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@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@wide ingot was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@dim gale used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@tight niche crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@tranquil wyvern commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@remote pumice tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@carmine cairn buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@real gale flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@obtuse hollow went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @obtuse hollow died.

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@tight niche started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@real gale was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @real gale died.

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@remote pumice wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@wide ingot was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @wide ingot died.

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@dim gale accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @dim gale died.

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@stray hill wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @stray hill's head. @stray hill died.

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@remote pumice tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tight niche from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tight niche die, so nothing actually happened.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @carmine cairn started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@raw moss started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@tranquil wyvern took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@carmine cairn was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @carmine cairn dried.

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@tight niche and @remote pumice played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@tight niche left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@raw moss tried to kill @carmine cairn by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@remote pumice tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@raw moss found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@remote pumice had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tight niche headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@carmine cairn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@remote pumice accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @remote pumice died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Inferno Fork.

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@raw moss sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @raw moss, it was opposite day. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@tight niche built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@tight niche soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @tight niche dyed.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tight niche suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @carmine cairn turned around to look. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 9th place: @real gale
100 points go to 10th place: @obtuse hollow

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @wise yoke, @gaunt violet, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @real marlin, @obtuse hollow, @fleet spoke, @tidal bane, and @wide prism
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@wise yoke accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @wise yoke died.

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@real marlin forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@gaunt violet couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@wide prism fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@tight niche, @tranquil wyvern and @gaunt violet played hot potato with a grenade. @gaunt violet forgot to pass it on. @gaunt violet died.

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@carmine cairn opened the front door and saw @tidal bane trying to murder the Guide. @carmine cairn slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@fleet spoke smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@gusty fractal's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @gusty fractal died.

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@fleet spoke literally impeached @real marlin by squashing them under a giant peach. @real marlin died.

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@carmine cairn crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@fleet spoke touched @wide prism's gun without permission. @fleet spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @tight niche, but failed to ask for consent.

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@tidal bane forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tidal bane died.

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@wide prism spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @wide prism died.

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@obtuse hollow was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @obtuse hollow died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @tight niche, go jump off that cliff. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@raw moss found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@raw moss dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @raw moss is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@raw moss had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @obtuse hollow
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @real marlin
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty fractal

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There are 13 players remaining.
@gusty fractal, @wise yoke, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @obtuse hollow, @tranquil wyvern, @glacial totem, @tidal bane, @wide prism, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @gray sky
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@gusty fractal dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @remote pumice, but @remote pumice simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @gusty fractal died.

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@wise yoke accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @wise yoke died.

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There once was a @obtuse hollow who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @obtuse hollow's insides, and all the animals were freed. @obtuse hollow died.

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@carmine cairn practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @raw moss and @gray sky got their chainsaws ready.

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@tight niche was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @tight niche die

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@glacial totem constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@glacial totem had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @glacial totem's skull. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@tidal bane contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @tidal bane died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @tight niche was the trumpet, @carmine cairn was the clarinetist, @nova plover was the drummer, and @wide prism was the drum. @wide prism died.

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@gray sky and @nova plover found themselves falling from a considerable height. @gray sky landed in a pool of water. @nova plover did not. @nova plover died.

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@gray sky tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@remote pumice built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@tight niche decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@tight niche challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @tight niche died.

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@remote pumice reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @raw moss in a Fish costume.

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@remote pumice started blocking @raw moss's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@remote pumice was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@carmine cairn activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 10:22 PM

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peak yoke Nov 4, 2025, 11:04 PM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 11:17 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @gaunt violet, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @tidal bane
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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @tight niche died.

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@gaunt violet sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @gaunt violet died.

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@long vine was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@tidal bane attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@peak yoke somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@gusty fractal found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @remote pumice, @wide ingot, and @glacial totem. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @glacial totem died.

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@nova plover saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@long vine couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@gusty fractal wished for the ability to fly. @remote pumice granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @gusty fractal died.

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@remote pumice spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @raw moss. @remote pumice died.

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@turbid skiff looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @long vine's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @long vine died.

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@wide ingot found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@carmine cairn managed to kill @tidal bane by doing absolutely nothing. @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @peak yoke forced them to put in some more effort.

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@nova plover woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @nova plover died.

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@wide ingot started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @wide ingot died.

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@peak yoke failed to properly hydrate. @peak yoke died.

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@turbid skiff swung a Yellow Phaseblade at @raw moss and missed. However, @raw moss acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @turbid skiff to receive a yellow card.

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@raw moss ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @raw moss said "thanks, you too." @raw moss died.

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@turbid skiff stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @turbid skiff died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @turbid skiff
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @wide ingot
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @gusty fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 11:39 PM

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near mortar Nov 4, 2025, 11:43 PM

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sacred grove Nov 4, 2025, 11:58 PM

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proud lava Nov 5, 2025, 12:00 AM

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wide ingot Nov 5, 2025, 12:23 AM

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raw moss Nov 5, 2025, 12:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @sacred grove, @proud lava, @near mortar, @tidal bane, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @wide ingot, @nova plover, and @deep shuttle
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@sacred grove learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@long vine used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@nova plover dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @near mortar fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@carmine cairn and @proud lava discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@raw moss burned @sacred grove to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @sacred grove died.

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@tidal bane stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@earnest apex started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@wide ingot started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@grizzled tusk built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@grizzled tusk found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@proud lava was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @proud lava died.

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@long vine was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@near mortar was eaten by a tree. @near mortar died.

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@earnest apex fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @nova plover died.

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@tidal bane dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @tidal bane died.

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@wide ingot tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@grizzled tusk obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@wide ingot wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @wide ingot through the wall. @wide ingot died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@raw moss challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @raw moss died.

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@deep shuttle dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @deep shuttle died.

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@grizzled tusk equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @grizzled tusk died.

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@long vine made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@long vine painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@carmine cairn began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@long vine thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @wide ingot
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 5, 2025, 12:39 AM

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wide ingot Nov 5, 2025, 12:39 AM

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sacred grove Nov 5, 2025, 12:39 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 5, 2025, 12:41 AM

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nova plover Nov 5, 2025, 12:42 AM

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unreal moat Nov 5, 2025, 12:52 AM

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raw moss Nov 5, 2025, 12:55 AM

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daring cove Nov 5, 2025, 1:02 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 5, 2025, 1:09 AM

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gentle dune Nov 5, 2025, 1:20 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 5, 2025, 1:24 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@gentle dune, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @sacred grove, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @daring cove, @raw moss, @wide ingot, @nova plover, and @deep shuttle
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@sacred grove asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @sacred grove died.

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@gentle dune went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@daring cove beat @unreal moat into a pulp with a stale baguette. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple and @wide ingot decided to play catch with a Red Phaseblade. @chrome steeple missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @chrome steeple died.

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@nova plover found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@daring cove tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @daring cove then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @daring cove died.

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@deep shuttle tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@deep shuttle was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @deep shuttle died.

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@nova plover considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@long vine started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@gentle dune's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @gentle dune died.

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@raw moss was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@nova plover accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @nova plover died.

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@wide ingot drank a Molotov Cocktail. @wide ingot died.

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@raw moss felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@long vine died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @wide ingot
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @gentle dune
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @daring cove
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 5, 2025, 1:38 AM

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nova plover Nov 5, 2025, 1:39 AM

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near mortar Nov 5, 2025, 1:39 AM

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raw moss Nov 5, 2025, 1:39 AM

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wide ingot Nov 5, 2025, 1:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 1:40 AM

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strange cobalt Nov 5, 2025, 1:41 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 5, 2025, 1:51 AM

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median rivet Nov 5, 2025, 1:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 1:53 AM

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tidal bane Nov 5, 2025, 1:53 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 5, 2025, 2:26 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @gentle dune, @strange cobalt, @median rivet, @long vine, @tidal bane, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@near mortar had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@raw moss wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@carmine cairn watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@nova plover started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @nova plover suddenly didn't feel so good. @nova plover died.

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@strange cobalt pointed a wooden wand at @chrome steeple and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@median rivet added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@long vine tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@gentle dune tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@wide ingot did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @near mortar, who happened to be watching. @near mortar died.

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@long vine developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@gentle dune went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @gentle dune died.

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@strange cobalt threw a Stink Potion at @chrome steeple. @chrome steeple threw a Toxic Flask right back. @strange cobalt died.

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@raw moss filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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After @median rivet drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @median rivet died.

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@long vine tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @long vine died.

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@tidal bane became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @tidal bane died.

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@chrome steeple tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @chrome steeple died.

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@wide ingot ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @wide ingot died.

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@carmine cairn saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @wide ingot
150 points go to 4th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @median rivet
100 points go to 8th place: @strange cobalt
100 points go to 9th place: @gentle dune
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wide ingot Nov 5, 2025, 2:37 AM

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raw moss Nov 5, 2025, 2:39 AM

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nova plover Nov 5, 2025, 2:46 AM

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tidal bane Nov 5, 2025, 2:59 AM

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earnest apex Nov 5, 2025, 2:59 AM

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long vine Nov 5, 2025, 2:59 AM

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glacial totem Nov 5, 2025, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 5, 2025, 3:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 3:21 AM

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remote pumice Nov 5, 2025, 3:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 3:24 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 5, 2025, 3:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 3:24 AM

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tight niche Nov 5, 2025, 3:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 3:28 AM

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dim sphinx Nov 5, 2025, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 3:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wide ingot, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @deep shuttle, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@dim sphinx solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@nova plover boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @nova plover died.

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@remote pumice was building a nice house. @earnest apex asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @remote pumice just looked confused.

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@glacial totem was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @glacial totem died.

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@remote pumice attacked @raw moss with a Legendary Zenith, but @raw moss's pen was mightier. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@deep shuttle was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @deep shuttle died.

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@wide ingot accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@tight niche built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@long vine tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @long vine died.

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@earnest apex was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @earnest apex died.

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@tidal bane pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @wide ingot.

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@dim sphinx finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@tight niche fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@raw moss had a wholesome reunion with @tidal bane, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@tidal bane was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @tidal bane died.

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@wide ingot snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@carmine cairn decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@carmine cairn modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@raw moss found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @raw moss headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@dim sphinx tried to throw a Spear at @tight niche before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@wide ingot felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@dim sphinx heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @dim sphinx died.

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@wide ingot was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @carmine cairn's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @wide ingot died.

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@tight niche activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@carmine cairn accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @carmine cairn was forgiven.

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@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @carmine cairn's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @raw moss on a spit. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @wide ingot
150 points go to 5th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 5, 2025, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 3:40 AM

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nova plover Nov 5, 2025, 3:44 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 5, 2025, 3:45 AM

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long vine Nov 5, 2025, 3:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 3:50 AM

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gray sky Nov 5, 2025, 3:58 AM

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earnest apex Nov 5, 2025, 4:08 AM

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unreal moat Nov 5, 2025, 4:14 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 5, 2025, 4:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 4:25 AM

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zealous garden Nov 5, 2025, 4:28 AM

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idle pike Nov 5, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 4:29 AM

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tight niche Nov 5, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 4:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@zealous garden, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @idle pike, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@earnest apex tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@unreal moat ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@unreal moat's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @zealous garden and @nova plover's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tight niche wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@earnest apex tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @raw moss's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover threatened @idle pike with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @idle pike informed @nova plover as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @nova plover died.

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@idle pike dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@zealous garden told @gray sky a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @gray sky died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @deep shuttle. Apparently, not that many. @deep shuttle died.

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@zealous garden was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @zealous garden died.

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@tight niche joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tight niche was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@idle pike tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @long vine in disguise. @idle pike died.

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Poor @raw moss. @raw moss keeps getting pinged over and over again. @raw moss is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @raw moss. @raw moss. @raw moss.

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@tight niche trapped @long vine in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @long vine managed to escape regardless.

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@raw moss and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@raw moss tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@long vine didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @long vine died.

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@tight niche was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@raw moss decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@tight niche made some scary noises in the dark. @carmine cairn sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @zealous garden
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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zealous garden Nov 5, 2025, 4:38 AM

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unreal moat Nov 5, 2025, 4:38 AM

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raw moss Nov 5, 2025, 4:41 AM

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long vine Nov 5, 2025, 4:42 AM

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near mortar Nov 5, 2025, 4:48 AM

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proud lava Nov 5, 2025, 5:04 AM

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fathom barn Nov 5, 2025, 5:11 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 5, 2025, 5:21 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane Nov 5, 2025, 5:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 5:24 AM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 5, 2025, 5:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 5:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 5, 2025, 5:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 5:28 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 5, 2025, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 5, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @zealous garden, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@gray sky hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@proud lava accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @proud lava died.

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@brave shore was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@carmine cairn joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@tight niche tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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The Nurse told @fathom barn they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @fathom barn died.

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@tidal bane thought that @long vine was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@unreal moat sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@near mortar kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @zealous garden had had enough, so they scooped @near mortar to death with an ice cream spoon. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat had a dirty mind. Then @gray sky sprayed @unreal moat's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @tight niche's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@gray sky called @raw moss a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore befriended @tidal bane by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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After partying all night, @zealous garden was shot by @raw moss in a swimming pool. @zealous garden died.

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@brave shore realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@carmine cairn blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @carmine cairn's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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While examining a strange emblem, @tidal bane accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @tidal bane died.

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@long vine carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @long vine died.