#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 25

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 3:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@frail spire, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @maiden tusk, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @obtuse hollow, @astral glacier, @fleet spoke, and @tidal bane
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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@astral glacier had @frail spire lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @frail spire, this wasn't a magic show. @frail spire died.

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@amber ermine walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@fleet spoke wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@maiden tusk got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@obtuse hollow didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @obtuse hollow died.

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@tidal bane was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@astral glacier got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @astral glacier died.

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@maiden tusk made some Synonym Rolls for @remote pumice and @carmine cairn. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@fleet spoke saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@tight niche huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @remote pumice also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tidal bane farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@fleet spoke drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@maiden tusk "borrowed" @carmine cairn's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @carmine cairn's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @maiden tusk could return it.

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@remote pumice tied up @fleet spoke and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @fleet spoke to die. However, @fleet spoke managed to escape from their bonds.

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@tight niche faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@tidal bane pumped @remote pumice full of lead. No one was hurt, but @remote pumice's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@fleet spoke dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @maiden tusk diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@fleet spoke became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @fleet spoke died.

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@tight niche and @tidal bane had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@maiden tusk was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @maiden tusk died.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tidal bane saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @remote pumice stabbed them in the back. @tidal bane died.

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@tight niche drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @carmine cairn appeared instead.

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@tight niche fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @tight niche died.

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@remote pumice ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @remote pumice said "thanks, you too." @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @maiden tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 8th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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unreal moat Nov 3, 2025, 3:39 PM

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remote pumice Nov 3, 2025, 3:42 PM

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amber ermine Nov 3, 2025, 3:46 PM

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raw moss Nov 3, 2025, 3:46 PM

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visual oyster Nov 3, 2025, 4:02 PM

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wise yoke Nov 3, 2025, 4:04 PM

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tidal bane Nov 3, 2025, 4:04 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 3, 2025, 4:04 PM

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sacred grove Nov 3, 2025, 4:12 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 4:22 PM

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wide prism Nov 3, 2025, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Nov 3, 2025, 4:27 PM

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jolly swift Nov 3, 2025, 4:28 PM

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brave shore Nov 3, 2025, 4:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@wise yoke, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @sacred grove, @jolly swift, @maiden tusk, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @wide prism, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@livid shuttle returned to their house, only to find that @tidal bane had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@unreal moat accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@fleet spoke built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@jolly swift cornered @maiden tusk at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @maiden tusk started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@wise yoke accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@wise yoke tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @wise yoke. @wise yoke died.

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@visual oyster called @sacred grove a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @sacred grove died.

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@maiden tusk's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @maiden tusk died.

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@raw moss played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@tranquil wyvern fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@brave shore couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@livid shuttle asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @amber ermine to give them a hand, so @amber ermine chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@remote pumice stole @brave shore's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @brave shore was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@unreal moat sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@unreal moat tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @unreal moat was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @unreal moat died.

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@jolly swift used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@fleet spoke, @carmine cairn, @visual oyster, @tidal bane, @wide prism, @raw moss, @jolly swift, and @tranquil wyvern decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @wide prism. @wide prism died.

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@remote pumice used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@tight niche summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @brave shore felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@amber ermine followed @carmine cairn into the jungle. @amber ermine started looking left, right and center for @carmine cairn, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@visual oyster realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @visual oyster died.

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@brave shore patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @tranquil wyvern in disguise.

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@amber ermine took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @amber ermine died.

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@fleet spoke fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @fleet spoke died.

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@raw moss tried to stab @tidal bane, but @tidal bane's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@tranquil wyvern spun around in a full circle and shot @jolly swift with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Staff of Earth.

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@brave shore went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@brave shore wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@raw moss combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@remote pumice was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@remote pumice tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Light's Bane. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@carmine cairn heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@tight niche thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@tight niche decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fleet spoke Nov 3, 2025, 4:51 PM

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jolly swift Nov 3, 2025, 4:58 PM

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remote pumice Nov 3, 2025, 5:02 PM

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tidal bane Nov 3, 2025, 5:17 PM

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molten crescent Nov 3, 2025, 5:24 PM

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raw moss Nov 3, 2025, 5:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 3, 2025, 5:28 PM

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dark pendant Nov 3, 2025, 5:28 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 5:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

peak yoke Nov 3, 2025, 5:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:43 PM

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molten crescent Nov 3, 2025, 5:58 PM

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proud lava Nov 3, 2025, 6:21 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @dark pendant, @jolly swift, @proud lava, @molten crescent, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn, @remote pumice, and @peak yoke made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@tidal bane found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@fleet spoke dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @fleet spoke died.

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@dark pendant saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @dark pendant died.

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@proud lava did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @proud lava died.

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@molten crescent started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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Tired of eating plain toast, @tight niche started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@molten crescent tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@jolly swift joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@raw moss found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@carmine cairn covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@tight niche messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tidal bane paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@raw moss fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke summoned a solar eclipse while @tidal bane was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @peak yoke died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @tidal bane accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @tidal bane died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@tight niche found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@molten crescent tried to instigate drama against @remote pumice, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @molten crescent used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @remote pumice died.

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@molten crescent accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @molten crescent died.

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@carmine cairn broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@tight niche used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @jolly swift by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche offered to add a gold trim to @carmine cairn's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@tight niche saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @molten crescent
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 10th place: @dark pendant

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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wide prism Nov 3, 2025, 6:38 PM

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tidal bane Nov 3, 2025, 6:38 PM

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raw moss Nov 3, 2025, 6:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 3, 2025, 7:02 PM

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maiden tusk Nov 3, 2025, 7:10 PM

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earnest apex Nov 3, 2025, 7:11 PM

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subtle gorge Nov 3, 2025, 7:20 PM

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tight niche Nov 3, 2025, 7:28 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 7:29 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 3, 2025, 7:29 PM

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fleet spoke Nov 3, 2025, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 7:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @maiden tusk, @raw moss, @fleet spoke, @earnest apex, @tidal bane, @subtle gorge, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @steel sentinel died.

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@tranquil wyvern found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@maiden tusk stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @maiden tusk died.

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@carmine cairn was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@wide prism crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@earnest apex lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @earnest apex died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @wide prism is now goo. @wide prism died.

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@fleet spoke tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tidal bane stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @tidal bane died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@subtle gorge was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @subtle gorge died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @carmine cairn thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@raw moss wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@fleet spoke obscured @tight niche's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @tight niche escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@raw moss insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @fleet spoke insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @fleet spoke, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @fleet spoke died.

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@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tranquil wyvern's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@tight niche tried to attack @raw moss with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @tight niche to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@tranquil wyvern read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @carmine cairn's canvas.

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@tight niche playfully poked @raw moss and laughed. @raw moss playfully poked them back with a Dark Lance. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@raw moss wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@raw moss fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @fleet spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden tusk

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@tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @maiden tusk, @gaunt zodiac, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @fleet spoke, @tidal bane, and @subtle gorge
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@glacial totem threw @maiden tusk in the washing machine and turned it on. @maiden tusk died.

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@gaunt zodiac hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @gaunt zodiac died.

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@glacial totem went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@tight niche started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @tidal bane and @steel sentinel.

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@earnest apex was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @earnest apex died.

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@tidal bane went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @tidal bane died.

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@brisk zephyr went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @brisk zephyr died.

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@subtle gorge and @steel sentinel spotted a Crystal Storm on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@tight niche tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@carmine cairn spiced up @tranquil wyvern's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@carmine cairn 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @subtle gorge to death. @subtle gorge died.

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@steel sentinel used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@fleet spoke found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@fleet spoke flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @fleet spoke's face off with its bare hands. @fleet spoke died.

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@tight niche and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @tight niche's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@raw moss put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@tight niche tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@carmine cairn just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@tight niche tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@steel sentinel told @carmine cairn to step off their carpet, which they did. @steel sentinel proceeded to murder @carmine cairn, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @fleet spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

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@amber ermine was looking kind of dumb after @tight niche's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @amber ermine died.

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@wise yoke got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @wise yoke died.

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@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @glacial totem excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @glacial totem died.

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@static trout was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @static trout died.

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@fleet spoke was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @fleet spoke died.

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@tidal bane was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@remote pumice used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @raw moss died.

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@long vine was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@tight niche fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@carmine cairn headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@carmine cairn went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @carmine cairn decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@steel sentinel invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@carmine cairn found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@steel sentinel wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@steel sentinel wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @static trout
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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glacial totem Nov 3, 2025, 11:10 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @solar patio, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @turbid skiff, @idle pike, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @tidal bane, @static trout, @raw moss, @hard dagger, @nova plover, and @cosmic pecan
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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @steel sentinel's eye sockets. @steel sentinel died.

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@brazen plaza ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @brazen plaza died.

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@rancid dragon got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @rancid dragon died.

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@remote pumice found the Last Prism. Then @livid shuttle found another one, meaning that @remote pumice's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@cosmic pecan encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @cosmic pecan decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@long vine toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @long vine died.

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@hard dagger went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@glacial totem finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @nova plover caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@idle pike felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@turbid skiff was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @turbid skiff die

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@static trout explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@idle pike drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @nova plover mopped @idle pike up with a tissue. @idle pike died.

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@livid shuttle became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @raw moss had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @livid shuttle's suffering. @livid shuttle died.

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@static trout hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @static trout died.

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@tidal bane used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@hard dagger hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @hard dagger died.

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@solar patio tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @glacial totem was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@solar patio begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@raw moss found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@cosmic pecan saw @nova plover standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @nova plover died.

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@tidal bane felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@glacial totem watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@turbid skiff told @carmine cairn that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @carmine cairn vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@glacial totem decisively vanquished @cosmic pecan through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @cosmic pecan died.

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@turbid skiff wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@solar patio's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@solar patio shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @solar patio died.

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@raw moss tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@remote pumice found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tidal bane, who was out swimming that day. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@glacial totem developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@turbid skiff thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @turbid skiff died.

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@glacial totem became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @glacial totem died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @solar patio
100 points go to 8th place: @cosmic pecan
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @hard dagger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Nov 3, 2025, 11:52 PM

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nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 12:00 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 4, 2025, 12:06 AM

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near mortar Nov 4, 2025, 12:24 AM

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silk schooner Nov 4, 2025, 12:27 AM

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astral glacier Nov 4, 2025, 12:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @silk schooner, @remote pumice, @static trout, @deep shuttle, @astral glacier, and @brave shore
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@nova plover found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@brave shore thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@wide ingot was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @wide ingot died.

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@nova plover cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @nova plover's heart! @nova plover died.

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@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@silk schooner briefly considered proposing marriage to @static trout, but married a bee instead.

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@astral glacier invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@remote pumice threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @remote pumice unlocked the power of flight!

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@near mortar was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@static trout wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @static trout through the wall. @static trout died.

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@astral glacier almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@silk schooner's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @silk schooner died.

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@deep shuttle got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @carmine cairn got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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After @remote pumice drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @remote pumice died.

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@astral glacier built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@carmine cairn started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@brave shore and @raw moss played catch with a Paladin. @brave shore accidentally fumbled a catch. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @astral glacier, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 8th place: @static trout
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 12:37 AM

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tidal bane Nov 4, 2025, 12:45 AM

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wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 12:57 AM

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long vine Nov 4, 2025, 1:01 AM

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nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 1:05 AM

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raw moss Nov 4, 2025, 1:05 AM

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earnest apex Nov 4, 2025, 1:15 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 1:21 AM

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rancid dragon Nov 4, 2025, 1:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 1:21 AM

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idle pike Nov 4, 2025, 1:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @nova plover, @idle pike, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @deep shuttle, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @tidal bane
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@wide ingot was playing hide and seek with @long vine and @raw moss, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @wide ingot died.

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@rancid dragon vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @rancid dragon died.

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@near mortar started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @near mortar died.

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@deep shuttle took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@deep shuttle used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @deep shuttle didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @deep shuttle died.

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@earnest apex told @nova plover to bite the dust. In response, @nova plover took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@idle pike poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@carmine cairn sharpened @earnest apex's face at a Sharpening Station. @earnest apex became the sharpest tool in the shed. @earnest apex died.

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@tidal bane used the power of Flex Tape to stick @long vine in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @long vine's suffering to a swift end. @long vine died.

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@raw moss gave a hug to @remote pumice and almost choked them to death!

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@nova plover accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@idle pike shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@tidal bane attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @remote pumice watched the carnage from a safe distance. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice ran with scissors. @remote pumice died.

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@idle pike tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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earnest apex Nov 4, 2025, 1:38 AM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 1:39 AM

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long vine Nov 4, 2025, 1:42 AM

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wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 1:47 AM

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static trout Nov 4, 2025, 1:49 AM

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nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 1:55 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 4, 2025, 2:05 AM

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peak yoke Nov 4, 2025, 2:09 AM

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modern plover Nov 4, 2025, 2:21 AM

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unreal moat Nov 4, 2025, 2:24 AM

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idle pike Nov 4, 2025, 2:28 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @idle pike, @nova plover, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @static trout, @modern plover, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @earnest apex
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@raw moss practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@wide ingot thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @wide ingot died.

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@earnest apex found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@nova plover tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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There once was a @remote pumice who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @remote pumice's insides, and all the animals were freed. @remote pumice died.

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@peak yoke used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@unreal moat woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @long vine found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @unreal moat with bug spray. @unreal moat died.

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@static trout was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @static trout died.

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@modern plover tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @modern plover died.

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@long vine tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @long vine died.

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@raw moss somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@idle pike crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @idle pike's entire body.

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@tranquil wyvern began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@earnest apex was building a nice house. @carmine cairn asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @earnest apex just looked confused.

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@peak yoke fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@carmine cairn recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@peak yoke discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@nova plover planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@earnest apex walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @earnest apex died.

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@peak yoke was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @peak yoke died.

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@idle pike worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@idle pike found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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While exploring the Jungle, @tranquil wyvern needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @idle pike, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 4, 2025, 2:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 2:38 AM

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wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 2:39 AM

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long vine Nov 4, 2025, 2:40 AM

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earnest apex Nov 4, 2025, 2:42 AM

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glacial totem Nov 4, 2025, 2:43 AM

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nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 2:44 AM

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near mortar Nov 4, 2025, 2:49 AM

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tidal bane Nov 4, 2025, 3:12 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 3:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 3:27 AM

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idle pike Nov 4, 2025, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 3:29 AM

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astral glacier Nov 4, 2025, 3:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wide ingot, @carmine cairn, @idle pike, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @astral glacier, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @tidal bane
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@long vine walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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A strange device attached itself to @wide ingot's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @wide ingot died.

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@near mortar drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @near mortar died.

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@earnest apex broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @earnest apex died.

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@tidal bane took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@astral glacier baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@glacial totem was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @idle pike caught them in time.

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@long vine thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @long vine died.

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@raw moss didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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There was a snake in @tidal bane's boot! @tidal bane died.

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@nova plover dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @glacial totem, but @glacial totem simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@idle pike sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@idle pike declared war against @raw moss because they didn't like something @raw moss said in their AMA.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @glacial totem over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@astral glacier was in the middle of taking a shower when @carmine cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @astral glacier died.

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@raw moss rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @raw moss with unnecessary advice.

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@carmine cairn swung a Blade of Grass at @glacial totem and missed. However, @glacial totem acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @carmine cairn to receive a yellow card.

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@idle pike went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@idle pike couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Death Sickle to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @idle pike's heart and brain. @idle pike died.

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@glacial totem tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@carmine cairn wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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While streaming a fitness game, @raw moss accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@raw moss wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @raw moss died.

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The Nurse told @carmine cairn they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 3:41 AM

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long vine Nov 4, 2025, 3:42 AM

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raw moss Nov 4, 2025, 4:07 AM

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dire tusk Nov 4, 2025, 4:07 AM

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static trout Nov 4, 2025, 4:09 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 4, 2025, 4:09 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 4, 2025, 4:20 AM

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idle pike Nov 4, 2025, 4:26 AM

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astral glacier Nov 4, 2025, 4:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @dire tusk, @nova plover, @idle pike, @raw moss, @gusty fractal, @static trout, @deep shuttle, @astral glacier, and @long vine
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@gusty fractal tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@idle pike launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@static trout walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@static trout took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @static trout died.

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@long vine went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @raw moss and @nova plover summoned the Impending Doom. @long vine died.

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@dire tusk accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@deep shuttle got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@gusty fractal's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@astral glacier overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@nova plover was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@dire tusk embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @dire tusk tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @dire tusk died.

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@carmine cairn hosted a spelling bee! @deep shuttle had to spell "cat". @idle pike had to spell "rain". @nova plover had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@gusty fractal tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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The Wall of Flesh told @nova plover that there was something stuck in their teeth. @nova plover checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @nova plover died.

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@gusty fractal tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @gusty fractal died.

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@idle pike was dunked on by @deep shuttle. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@astral glacier drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@deep shuttle wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @deep shuttle turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @raw moss died.

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@astral glacier looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@carmine cairn and @idle pike had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @astral glacier's. @astral glacier died.

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@idle pike tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@carmine cairn discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @idle pike!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @idle pike
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @gusty fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @dire tusk
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

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There are 15 players remaining.
@gusty fractal, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @weak basalt, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @wide prism, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @gray sky, and @deep shuttle
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@gusty fractal argued with @brave shore about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@gusty fractal programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @gusty fractal died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @carmine cairn was flattened by a road roller. @carmine cairn died.

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@weak basalt had the high ground, but @deep shuttle just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @weak basalt toppling to their doom. @weak basalt died.

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@long vine was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@livid shuttle started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @wide prism and @glacial totem out.

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@glacial totem carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @glacial totem died.

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@proud lava tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle was stalking @unreal moat's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Boomstick. Obviously, this failed.

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@wide prism dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @wide prism died.

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Hey @earnest apex, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @earnest apex died.

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@long vine pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @gray sky.

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@brave shore literally impeached @gray sky by squashing them under a giant peach. @gray sky died.

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@deep shuttle was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @deep shuttle died.

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@nova plover used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @raw moss tested this theory on @nova plover, who bounced, and ended up being right. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss lured @brave shore into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @brave shore's dust allergy! @brave shore died.

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@long vine watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@raw moss tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@long vine got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@long vine sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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There are 14 players remaining.
@amber ermine, @maiden tusk, @rancid dragon, @nova plover, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @modern plover, @potent talon, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @brave shore
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@amber ermine moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @amber ermine died.

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@rancid dragon tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @rancid dragon then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @rancid dragon died.

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@nova plover carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @nova plover died.

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@remote pumice trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@modern plover was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@maiden tusk paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Musket.

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@pseudo spruce was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @pseudo spruce died.

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@silk schooner almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@long vine summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @unreal moat's life points directly. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@raw moss and @maiden tusk were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@remote pumice paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Palladium Sword.

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@modern plover tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @modern plover died.

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@potent talon stopped a meteor from crushing @silk schooner and @long vine with their own body. @potent talon died.

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@long vine learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @long vine died.

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@maiden tusk traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @earnest apex. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice hid an actuator in @maiden tusk's lunch. Later that day, @maiden tusk stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @maiden tusk died.

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@silk schooner drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @silk schooner died.

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@remote pumice invited @raw moss to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @remote pumice was mauled by wolves. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @brave shore soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 5th place: @maiden tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 4, 2025, 7:39 AM

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brave shore Nov 4, 2025, 7:42 AM

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long vine Nov 4, 2025, 7:46 AM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 7:48 AM

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amber ermine Nov 4, 2025, 8:03 AM

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tame trout Nov 4, 2025, 8:08 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @raw moss, @real gale, @remote pumice, @potent talon, @earnest apex, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tame trout
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@amber ermine tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @amber ermine died.

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@nova plover ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@raw moss neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @raw moss died.

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@potent talon hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@tame trout thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@brave shore searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@earnest apex bragged to @remote pumice about their combat skills. @remote pumice didn't really know @earnest apex and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@remote pumice beat @potent talon into a pulp with a stale baguette. @potent talon died.

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@earnest apex had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @earnest apex's skull. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @long vine died.

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@tame trout watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@real gale played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@brave shore summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @brave shore died.

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@tame trout placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tame trout died.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @remote pumice to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@real gale struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@real gale became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@remote pumice was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@remote pumice found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @real gale!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @real gale
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 4, 2025, 8:37 AM

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amber ermine Nov 4, 2025, 8:38 AM

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remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 8:40 AM

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nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 8:45 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 4, 2025, 8:50 AM

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tame trout Nov 4, 2025, 8:56 AM

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unreal moat Nov 4, 2025, 9:26 AM

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tight niche Nov 4, 2025, 9:28 AM

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brave shore Nov 4, 2025, 9:28 AM

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zenith root Nov 4, 2025, 9:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, @zenith root, and @tame trout
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@tranquil wyvern cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @zenith root being mercilessly tickled by @remote pumice.

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@brave shore was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@amber ermine shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @amber ermine's face. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @nova plover while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @nova plover died.

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@long vine was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@remote pumice declared war on emus. The emus won. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@unreal moat accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @unreal moat died. @unreal moat died. @unreal moat died. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @brave shore died.

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@zenith root baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern promised @tame trout that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @tame trout died.

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@tight niche made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@tranquil wyvern got impaled by Mourning Wood. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Nov 4, 2025, 9:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 9:36 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 4, 2025, 9:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 9:38 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 4, 2025, 9:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 9:38 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 4, 2025, 9:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 9:45 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Nov 4, 2025, 9:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 9:47 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 4, 2025, 9:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 9:48 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tame trout Nov 4, 2025, 9:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 9:52 AM

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@tame trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 4, 2025, 10:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 4, 2025, 10:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 10:28 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

remote pumice Nov 4, 2025, 10:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 10:39 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Nov 4, 2025, 11:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 11:00 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 11:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 11:14 AM

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@wide ingot, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 11:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @wide ingot, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @nova plover, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, and @tame trout
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @long vine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@wide ingot drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @wide ingot died.

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@amber ermine desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tight niche followed @tame trout into the jungle. @tight niche started looking left, right and center for @tame trout, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@brave shore had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@gray sky handed @amber ermine a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @amber ermine died.

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@nova plover finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @nova plover died.

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@unreal moat saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @remote pumice instead. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@gray sky trash talked @steel sentinel, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @gray sky suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @gray sky died.

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@brave shore tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @brave shore died.

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@tame trout challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @tame trout died.

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@steel sentinel found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@tight niche was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@long vine huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @tight niche also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@steel sentinel put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@long vine slammed @tight niche into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@long vine didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tame trout
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

brave shore Nov 4, 2025, 11:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 11:38 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Nov 4, 2025, 11:44 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 11:44 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 4, 2025, 11:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 11:51 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 4, 2025, 11:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 11:52 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wide ingot Nov 4, 2025, 11:56 AM

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Bb!register

wide prism Nov 4, 2025, 11:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 4, 2025, 11:58 AM

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@wide prism, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

maiden tusk Nov 4, 2025, 12:03 PM

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bb!register