#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 24

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 11:35 PM

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@tidal bane took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @long vine and @remote pumice ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@long vine attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@raw moss sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@peak yoke got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @peak yoke died.

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@molten crescent was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@remote pumice tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @molten crescent broke their fall with their own body. @molten crescent died.

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@turbid skiff spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @raw moss is approaching @carmine cairn!

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @long vine flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tidal bane released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tidal bane, but it was very satisfying.

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@remote pumice summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@turbid skiff somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @turbid skiff's chests for the rest of its life.

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@remote pumice heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @remote pumice stopped because their voice became horse.

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@turbid skiff tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @turbid skiff died.

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@tidal bane claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@carmine cairn was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@tidal bane didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Iron Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Platinum Bow's string broke, and their Wand of Sparking cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@remote pumice couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@remote pumice discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @carmine cairn in a Fish costume.

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@long vine shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@raw moss hid from @carmine cairn by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@carmine cairn was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 7th place: @molten crescent
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @floral garnet
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic cosmos

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Nov 2, 2025, 11:39 PM

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raw moss Nov 2, 2025, 11:40 PM

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fleet spoke Nov 2, 2025, 11:41 PM

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tidal bane Nov 2, 2025, 11:41 PM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 2, 2025, 11:47 PM

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nova plover Nov 2, 2025, 11:53 PM

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heady wasp Nov 2, 2025, 11:54 PM

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long vine Nov 3, 2025, 12:00 AM

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unreal moat Nov 3, 2025, 12:01 AM

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proud lava Nov 3, 2025, 12:03 AM

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earnest apex Nov 3, 2025, 12:07 AM

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near mortar Nov 3, 2025, 12:18 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 12:25 AM

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remote pumice Nov 3, 2025, 12:29 AM

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brazen plaza Nov 3, 2025, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 12:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @brazen plaza, @long vine, @cosmic cosmos, @fiery belfry, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @heady wasp, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @tidal bane, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @nova plover
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @fleet spoke died.

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@long vine read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @long vine died.

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@proud lava was walked on by a Martian Walker. @proud lava died.

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@fiery belfry made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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Thanks to @heady wasp's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @remote pumice's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @heady wasp died.

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@cosmic cosmos brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@unreal moat was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @unreal moat died.

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@tidal bane solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@near mortar attacked @earnest apex with a Legendary Zenith, but @earnest apex's pen was mightier. @near mortar died.

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@nova plover visited @brazen plaza, but no one was home. @nova plover felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@tidal bane used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@fiery belfry held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@earnest apex tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @earnest apex died.

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@carmine cairn was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@raw moss and @nova plover were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @raw moss played solitaire. @nova plover stood behind them and watched.

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After @nova plover went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @nova plover died.

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@cosmic cosmos managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@brazen plaza tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@cosmic cosmos dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@fiery belfry's booty was plundered by pirates. @fiery belfry died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @brazen plaza a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @raw moss with it. However, @brazen plaza clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @brazen plaza died.

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@carmine cairn watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@remote pumice tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @remote pumice. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@raw moss was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 3, 2025, 12:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 12:39 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 3, 2025, 12:39 AM

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west heart Nov 3, 2025, 12:40 AM

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nova plover Nov 3, 2025, 12:42 AM

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unreal moat Nov 3, 2025, 12:46 AM

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near mortar Nov 3, 2025, 12:47 AM

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long vine Nov 3, 2025, 12:55 AM

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earnest apex Nov 3, 2025, 1:01 AM

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glacial totem Nov 3, 2025, 1:03 AM

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tidal bane Nov 3, 2025, 1:16 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 1:16 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 1:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 1:20 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @cosmic cosmos, @west heart, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@glacial totem was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@long vine replaced @near mortar's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @near mortar died.

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@tidal bane tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @tidal bane's mouth.

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@west heart lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@unreal moat forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @unreal moat died.

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@fiery belfry started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@nova plover accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@earnest apex received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@long vine broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@west heart stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @west heart died.

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@cosmic cosmos was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@long vine tried to attack @tidal bane by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @long vine died.

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@tidal bane used a Medusa Head on @earnest apex and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @earnest apex died.

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@tidal bane fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@nova plover summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @nova plover died.

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@cosmic cosmos accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @cosmic cosmos, go jump off that cliff. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@fiery belfry and @carmine cairn set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@fiery belfry was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@carmine cairn tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@fiery belfry boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@fiery belfry was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @fiery belfry died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @fiery belfry
250 points go to 3rd place: @cosmic cosmos
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @west heart
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Nov 3, 2025, 1:38 AM

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glacial totem Nov 3, 2025, 1:38 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 3, 2025, 1:39 AM

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potent talon Nov 3, 2025, 1:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 1:40 AM

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fiery belfry Nov 3, 2025, 1:41 AM

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nova plover Nov 3, 2025, 1:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 1:41 AM

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heady wasp Nov 3, 2025, 1:57 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 3, 2025, 2:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:08 AM

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near mortar Nov 3, 2025, 2:21 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 2:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @heady wasp, @cosmic cosmos, @potent talon, and @fiery belfry
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tranquil wyvern's minecart. @nova plover died.

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@heady wasp trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@raw moss zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@glacial totem accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @glacial totem died.

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@potent talon crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @fiery belfry laughed at them, not knowing that @potent talon was just a completionist.

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@near mortar watched @cosmic cosmos go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @cosmic cosmos was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@near mortar stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @near mortar died.

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@potent talon equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@cosmic cosmos trapped @carmine cairn in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @carmine cairn managed to escape regardless.

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@heady wasp was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @heady wasp died.

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@potent talon ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@fiery belfry built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@cosmic cosmos was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@raw moss started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@tranquil wyvern started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tranquil wyvern decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @tranquil wyvern, but failed to ask for consent.

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@tranquil wyvern went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @raw moss extremely rich.

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@carmine cairn invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@raw moss took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@carmine cairn started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@raw moss found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@raw moss had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@carmine cairn fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@raw moss managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@raw moss started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@raw moss mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @cosmic cosmos
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @heady wasp
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tidal bane Nov 3, 2025, 2:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:42 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 3, 2025, 2:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:47 AM

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heady wasp Nov 3, 2025, 2:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:48 AM

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glacial totem Nov 3, 2025, 2:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:55 AM

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nova plover Nov 3, 2025, 2:57 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 3:25 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @static trout, @cosmic cosmos, @unique prism, @fleet spoke, @earnest apex, @tidal bane, and @visual oyster
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@cosmic cosmos found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @cosmic cosmos headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@unique prism purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@tidal bane found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@glacial totem burst with happiness, quite literally. @glacial totem died.

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@heady wasp opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@heady wasp took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @heady wasp died.

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@visual oyster donned a Martian costume and chased @static trout in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @static trout died.

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@cosmic cosmos was eaten by a tree. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@fleet spoke explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@unique prism suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @unique prism died.

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@fleet spoke wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @fleet spoke died.

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@earnest apex took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss had a sleepover with @visual oyster, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@visual oyster stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @visual oyster died.

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@nova plover put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @nova plover whole. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@tidal bane tried to high-five @raw moss, but @raw moss went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@tidal bane found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tidal bane walked out the door.

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@raw moss started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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A witch prophesized that @raw moss would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@tidal bane accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@carmine cairn equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@tidal bane sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn put two forward slashes in front of @raw moss and commented them out of existence. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @visual oyster
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unique prism
100 points go to 9th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 10th place: @static trout

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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earnest apex Nov 3, 2025, 3:39 AM

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nova plover Nov 3, 2025, 3:40 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 3, 2025, 3:40 AM

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glacial totem Nov 3, 2025, 3:45 AM

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near mortar Nov 3, 2025, 3:45 AM

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visual oyster Nov 3, 2025, 3:56 AM

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raw moss Nov 3, 2025, 4:00 AM

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tidal bane Nov 3, 2025, 4:00 AM

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peak yoke Nov 3, 2025, 4:14 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 4:20 AM

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long vine Nov 3, 2025, 4:21 AM

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tight niche Nov 3, 2025, 4:28 AM

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dire tusk Nov 3, 2025, 4:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @dire tusk, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @near mortar, @cosmic cosmos, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, @tidal bane, and @visual oyster
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A monkey dramatically raised @nova plover up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @nova plover off said cliff. @nova plover died.

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@visual oyster built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @glacial totem was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @glacial totem died.

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@cosmic cosmos threw @heady wasp into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @cosmic cosmos a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @heady wasp died.

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@near mortar tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @near mortar died.

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@peak yoke walked into a bar. @raw moss laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@tidal bane killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@cosmic cosmos's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@long vine tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@tidal bane, @raw moss, and @peak yoke formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@peak yoke tried to launch a poison dart frog at @earnest apex through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @peak yoke has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @peak yoke died.

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While exploring a swamp, @visual oyster caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tight niche couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@dire tusk tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @dire tusk quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@long vine saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@earnest apex tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@long vine complained to @tidal bane that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@tight niche trapped @dire tusk in a maze, but while they were taunting @dire tusk, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@visual oyster made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tidal bane was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @visual oyster. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @tidal bane died.

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@visual oyster ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @visual oyster died.

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@dire tusk jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @dire tusk died.

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@carmine cairn got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tight niche dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @raw moss fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@long vine used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@tight niche fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@raw moss and @tight niche huddled around @carmine cairn to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @carmine cairn's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@carmine cairn skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche was briefly jumpscared by @raw moss wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@raw moss used their Ice Sickle to lop off @tight niche's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @raw moss invented golf. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @dire tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic cosmos

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 3, 2025, 4:39 AM

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near mortar Nov 3, 2025, 4:40 AM

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nova plover Nov 3, 2025, 4:43 AM

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earnest apex Nov 3, 2025, 4:46 AM

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peak yoke Nov 3, 2025, 4:48 AM

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long vine Nov 3, 2025, 4:49 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 3, 2025, 4:49 AM

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heady wasp Nov 3, 2025, 4:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 4:56 AM

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visual oyster Nov 3, 2025, 4:57 AM

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potent talon Nov 3, 2025, 5:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:16 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 3, 2025, 5:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 3, 2025, 5:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:28 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @near mortar, @cosmic cosmos, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @gray sky, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @visual oyster
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@carmine cairn suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@nova plover was buried under an avalanche that @gray sky had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @nova plover died.

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@cosmic cosmos stole @long vine's lemons. @long vine got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @cosmic cosmos's house down.

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@near mortar lulled @heady wasp into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @heady wasp died.

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@peak yoke was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@tranquil wyvern had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@raw moss comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@tight niche sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@earnest apex started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @long vine forced them to put in some more effort.

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@potent talon ran out of bullets while fighting @near mortar, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @near mortar died.

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@gray sky placed chests all over the world except where @cosmic cosmos was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@peak yoke told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @peak yoke died.

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@potent talon didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @potent talon died.

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@carmine cairn befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@raw moss tried to confess their love to @tight niche, but @tight niche interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@gray sky made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@earnest apex spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@visual oyster cut through @earnest apex with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @earnest apex died.

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@visual oyster was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @visual oyster died.

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@long vine started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@carmine cairn verbally roasted @tranquil wyvern so hard that they burst into flames. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@long vine was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @carmine cairn was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@carmine cairn burned @raw moss to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @carmine cairn for reading books. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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heady wasp Nov 3, 2025, 5:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:37 AM

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@heady wasp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 3, 2025, 5:38 AM

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bb!register

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brave shore Nov 3, 2025, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:39 AM

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visual oyster Nov 3, 2025, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:39 AM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 3, 2025, 5:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:40 AM

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earnest apex Nov 3, 2025, 5:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:41 AM

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pseudo spruce Nov 3, 2025, 5:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 5:55 AM

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@pseudo spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Nov 3, 2025, 6:00 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 6:00 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 3, 2025, 6:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 6:04 AM

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brazen shell Nov 3, 2025, 6:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 6:15 AM

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nova plover Nov 3, 2025, 6:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 6:18 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 6:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 6:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 3, 2025, 6:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 6:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @pseudo spruce, @nova plover, @brazen shell, @raw moss, @heady wasp, @potent talon, @earnest apex, @long vine, @brave shore, and @visual oyster
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The fighting begins again!

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@potent talon contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@visual oyster suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@raw moss recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@heady wasp aimed a spinning toy at @brazen shell, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @tight niche by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@long vine tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@pseudo spruce was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @brave shore's Star Cannon. @pseudo spruce died.

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@earnest apex tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@tranquil wyvern began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@visual oyster rescued @nova plover from drowning, but in reverse. @nova plover died.

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@brazen shell was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @brazen shell died.

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@tight niche brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@raw moss added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@heady wasp loves @earnest apex to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @heady wasp died.

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@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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The Wizard showed @brave shore their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@potent talon got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @potent talon died.

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@tranquil wyvern found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@raw moss decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@carmine cairn found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@earnest apex drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @tight niche, @brave shore, and @visual oyster. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @visual oyster died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @long vine into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @long vine with two Sniper Rifle shots. @long vine died.

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@raw moss brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @brave shore ended up completely fine.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @tight niche was the bartender, @carmine cairn was the DJ, and @brave shore was the pinata. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn got a piggyback ride from @tight niche, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @heady wasp

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @maiden tusk, @delicate flax, @nova plover, @brazen shell, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @obtuse hollow, @long vine, and @visual oyster
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@delicate flax stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@livid shuttle felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @livid shuttle died.

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@remote pumice used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@nova plover had a wholesome reunion with @raw moss, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @delicate flax some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @delicate flax died.

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@nova plover forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@brazen shell got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @brazen shell, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @brazen shell died.

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@obtuse hollow told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @maiden tusk and @tight niche.

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@visual oyster and @raw moss were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@remote pumice screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@long vine felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tranquil wyvern wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@obtuse hollow sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@maiden tusk got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @maiden tusk wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @maiden tusk was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@visual oyster heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @tight niche, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@obtuse hollow was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @obtuse hollow died.

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@remote pumice learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@visual oyster was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @visual oyster died.

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@raw moss pulled out their White Phasesaber and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @raw moss pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@tight niche tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@maiden tusk and @remote pumice had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@long vine started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@maiden tusk boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @maiden tusk died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@remote pumice defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @long vine died.

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@raw moss snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @maiden tusk
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 9th place: @brazen shell
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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proud lava Nov 3, 2025, 7:49 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @dire tusk, @maiden tusk, @proud lava, @delicate flax, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @hard dagger, @tight niche, @gray sky, @floral garnet, and @amber ermine
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@long vine made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @long vine rich and famous.

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@amber ermine and @delicate flax built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@gray sky hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @proud lava's house. @proud lava started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@brave shore asked @hard dagger if they "knew the way". @hard dagger didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@brave shore tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @brave shore died.

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@dire tusk and @tranquil wyvern decided to play catch with a Frostbrand. @dire tusk missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @dire tusk died.

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@proud lava was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @proud lava died.

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@raw moss distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@floral garnet tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@pseudo spruce was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @pseudo spruce died.

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@gray sky compressed @hard dagger until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @hard dagger died.

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@gray sky was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @gray sky died.

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@floral garnet threw a snowball at @tight niche. To counter this, @tight niche threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @floral garnet died.

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@long vine tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @long vine didn't know that.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @amber ermine's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @amber ermine died.

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@remote pumice spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@tranquil wyvern realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@remote pumice built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@maiden tusk's skeleton decided that @maiden tusk wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @maiden tusk died.

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@delicate flax accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @delicate flax died.

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@tranquil wyvern took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@long vine tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @long vine died.

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@tight niche won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@raw moss asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tight niche, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @raw moss to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @delicate flax
100 points go to 7th place: @maiden tusk
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @floral garnet
100 points go to 10th place: @gray sky

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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delicate flax Nov 3, 2025, 8:40 AM

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amber ermine Nov 3, 2025, 8:49 AM

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brisk zephyr Nov 3, 2025, 8:50 AM

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obtuse hollow Nov 3, 2025, 8:58 AM

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prime elm Nov 3, 2025, 9:05 AM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 3, 2025, 9:11 AM

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long vine Nov 3, 2025, 9:21 AM

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tight niche Nov 3, 2025, 9:27 AM

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finite hollow Nov 3, 2025, 9:28 AM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @delicate flax, @dire tusk, @raw moss, @real gale, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @floral garnet, @obtuse hollow, @earnest apex, @long vine, @prime elm, and @finite hollow
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@prime elm somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@tranquil wyvern found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@real gale accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@amber ermine was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@delicate flax told @raw moss a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @raw moss died.

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@unreal moat fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@earnest apex fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tight niche. @earnest apex died.

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@grizzled tusk tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@prime elm woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @prime elm died.

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@obtuse hollow built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@brisk zephyr failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@finite hollow found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @obtuse hollow, who silenced @finite hollow by filling their hiding place with water. @finite hollow died.

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@obtuse hollow played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @obtuse hollow died.

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@dire tusk appeared to be taking a group picture of @grizzled tusk, @remote pumice, and @tight niche. @dire tusk's selfie turned out great!

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@tranquil wyvern discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@delicate flax climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @long vine and @real gale.

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@delicate flax was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @delicate flax died.

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@remote pumice fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@floral garnet got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @floral garnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@brisk zephyr was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @brisk zephyr died.

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@dire tusk tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @real gale in disguise. @dire tusk died.

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@remote pumice found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@real gale knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@long vine purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @long vine ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@real gale was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @real gale died.

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@tight niche flexed so hard on @tranquil wyvern that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@grizzled tusk and @remote pumice engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @remote pumice blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @remote pumice died.

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@grizzled tusk accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @grizzled tusk died.

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@tight niche accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @tight niche was forgiven.

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@long vine donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@long vine stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @dire tusk
100 points go to 8th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @floral garnet
100 points go to 10th place: @delicate flax

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@livid shuttle used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @delicate flax was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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While playing at the beach, @obtuse hollow buried @fiery belfry in the sand. It took @fiery belfry several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@floral garnet drew swords on the ground. @wise yoke started stomping all over them. Furious, @floral garnet picked one up and stabbed @wise yoke with it.. @wise yoke died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @tranquil wyvern was the trumpet, @brave shore was the clarinetist, @long vine was the drummer, and @delicate flax was the drum. @delicate flax died.

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@pseudo spruce went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @pseudo spruce died.

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@remote pumice suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @remote pumice died.

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@fiery belfry took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@obtuse hollow and @unreal moat were about to face off, but @obtuse hollow had to run off to the restroom first.

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@brave shore and @long vine attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@unreal moat received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @unreal moat died.

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@obtuse hollow activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @obtuse hollow died.

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@tight niche decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@fiery belfry tried to shoot an apple off of @long vine's head. @fiery belfry's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @long vine died.

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@floral garnet ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@brave shore suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@floral garnet was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @floral garnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@fiery belfry was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@brave shore blew @fiery belfry to bits using an exploding bed. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern shot a sand block at @brave shore with a Sandgun, but @brave shore managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@tight niche was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@brave shore sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@tight niche was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tight niche let them be.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @brave shore died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @floral garnet
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @pseudo spruce

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The Cyborg hacked into @brave shore's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@delicate flax refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@pseudo spruce tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @pseudo spruce died.

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@long vine performed surgery on a grape.

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@unreal moat watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@zenith root found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@unreal moat read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @unreal moat then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @dim sphinx were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@tight niche found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@remote pumice was arrested for killing @zenith root with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @zenith root died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@floral garnet tried to steal @delicate flax's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@floral garnet saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @floral garnet died.

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@delicate flax accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @delicate flax died.

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@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@long vine and @tranquil wyvern played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @long vine was the chicken. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@dim sphinx took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@brave shore developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@dim sphinx's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @dim sphinx died.

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@tight niche and @remote pumice swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@remote pumice drank sand for 10 hours. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@long vine confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@long vine's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @long vine died.

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@tight niche considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@brave shore panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @delicate flax
100 points go to 8th place: @floral garnet
100 points go to 9th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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wise yoke Nov 3, 2025, 12:00 PM

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A zombie snuck up on @livid shuttle and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @livid shuttle died.

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@obtuse hollow promised to @brave shore that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@wise yoke was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @wise yoke died.

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@long vine wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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The moon hit @pseudo spruce's eye like a big pizza pie. @pseudo spruce died.

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@fiery belfry teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@tight niche found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@cosmic cosmos lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@obtuse hollow stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@tight niche drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@fiery belfry made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@delicate flax blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @delicate flax's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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The Demolitionist told @obtuse hollow that it was a good day to die. @obtuse hollow thought so too. @obtuse hollow died.

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@brave shore started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@remote pumice's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@brave shore found a hill and started to roll down it. @brave shore was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @brave shore died.

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@fiery belfry was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@delicate flax took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @delicate flax died.

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@tight niche found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@remote pumice tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tranquil wyvern, but it refused to listen because @remote pumice didn't have enough badges.

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@tranquil wyvern started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@tranquil wyvern gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@fiery belfry woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @delicate flax
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @obtuse hollow
100 points go to 9th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 10th place: @pseudo spruce

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delicate flax Nov 3, 2025, 12:44 PM

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unreal moat Nov 3, 2025, 12:54 PM

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amber ermine Nov 3, 2025, 12:55 PM

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near mortar Nov 3, 2025, 1:03 PM

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remote pumice Nov 3, 2025, 1:10 PM

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brave shore Nov 3, 2025, 1:20 PM

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tidal bane Nov 3, 2025, 1:25 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @delicate flax, @maiden tusk, @molten crescent, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @cosmic cosmos, @brave shore, and @tidal bane
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@maiden tusk used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @amber ermine alive. @amber ermine died.

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@maiden tusk tried to explain to @livid shuttle that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @livid shuttle countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @maiden tusk died.

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@tight niche searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@unreal moat was furious at @remote pumice for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @unreal moat's special someone!

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@near mortar somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @near mortar died.

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@remote pumice swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @remote pumice died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @tidal bane's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@molten crescent found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@tight niche invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@unreal moat had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @livid shuttle shot them with an arrow. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore complained that they had no life, so @molten crescent used a Life Drain to take @tidal bane's life and give it to @brave shore. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@delicate flax was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @delicate flax died.

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@brave shore mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@cosmic cosmos's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @cosmic cosmos to notice them. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@molten crescent smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @molten crescent died.

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@carmine cairn found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@livid shuttle was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @livid shuttle lived.

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@livid shuttle was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche has fallen, and they can't get up. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @molten crescent
150 points go to 6th place: @cosmic cosmos
100 points go to 7th place: @delicate flax
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

tidal bane Nov 3, 2025, 1:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 1:40 PM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 3, 2025, 1:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 1:52 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Nov 3, 2025, 1:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 1:54 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Nov 3, 2025, 2:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:02 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

maiden tusk Nov 3, 2025, 2:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:04 PM

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near mortar Nov 3, 2025, 2:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:05 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 3, 2025, 2:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:06 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

wet carbon Nov 3, 2025, 2:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:21 PM

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@wet carbon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 2:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:22 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 3, 2025, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

molten crescent Nov 3, 2025, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@molten crescent, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@wet carbon, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @maiden tusk, @molten crescent, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@wet carbon and @remote pumice were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @wet carbon, but left @remote pumice alone because they smelled funny. @wet carbon died.

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@amber ermine sat on a wall. @amber ermine had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @amber ermine together again. @amber ermine died.

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@tidal bane decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@maiden tusk's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @maiden tusk died.

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@near mortar started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@molten crescent pointed a wooden wand at @carmine cairn and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@molten crescent chased @near mortar with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @long vine died.

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@molten crescent went down @tight niche's chimney to deliver presents, but @tight niche's fireplace was still in use. @molten crescent died.

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@tidal bane found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@remote pumice went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @tight niche was morbidly interested.

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@tight niche had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@carmine cairn splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tight niche observed disapprovingly.

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@tight niche's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @molten crescent
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden tusk
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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maiden tusk Nov 3, 2025, 2:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 2:38 PM

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@maiden tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Nov 3, 2025, 2:38 PM

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tidal bane Nov 3, 2025, 2:39 PM

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fleet spoke Nov 3, 2025, 2:45 PM

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unreal moat Nov 3, 2025, 2:51 PM

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obtuse hollow Nov 3, 2025, 2:58 PM

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@obtuse hollow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Nov 3, 2025, 3:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 3:17 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Nov 3, 2025, 3:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 3:23 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 3, 2025, 3:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 3:23 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 3, 2025, 3:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 3:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

frail spire Nov 3, 2025, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 3, 2025, 3:29 PM

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@frail spire, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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