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@tight niche, @serene rune, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @real gale, @unreal moat, @modern plover, @long vine, @brave shore, and @safe bramble
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@nova plover triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @nova plover died.
@unreal moat was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @unreal moat died.
@modern plover was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @modern plover died.
While @long vine looked inside a Corruption chasm, @safe bramble pranked them by pushing them inside. @long vine died.
@carmine cairn tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.
@tight niche fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.
@safe bramble started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @safe bramble died.
@serene rune underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @serene rune died.
@real gale's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @real gale died.
@brave shore got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @brave shore died.
@carmine cairn invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.
@tight niche jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @tight niche died.
@carmine cairn picked a fight with a goose. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @serene rune
100 points go to 7th place: @safe bramble
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat
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@tight niche tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.
@proud lava performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.
@real gale was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.
@amber ermine was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.
@proud lava tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @proud lava died.
@brave shore started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.
@amber ermine used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @amber ermine died.
@tranquil wyvern gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @real gale, who was in the front row. @real gale died.
@carmine cairn tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.
@long vine took aim at @tranquil wyvern from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.
@tight niche found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.
@unreal moat tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.
@unreal moat swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @unreal moat died.
@carmine cairn was tired of @modern plover constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @modern plover's front yard. @modern plover died.
@raw moss found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.
@raw moss overwhelmed @tranquil wyvern with a storm of flying bananas. @tranquil wyvern died.
@carmine cairn constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.
@tight niche looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.
@long vine tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @long vine keeled over from a heart attack. @long vine died.
@raw moss tried to assassinate @carmine cairn, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.
@tight niche and @brave shore discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.
@raw moss was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @raw moss died.
@brave shore dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @brave shore died.
@carmine cairn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.
@tight niche trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @tight niche suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @real gale
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine
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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @dire tusk, @nova plover, @raw moss, @hallow trench, @near mortar, @real gale, @unreal moat, and @long vine
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@nova plover was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @nova plover died.
@real gale gave @near mortar Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @near mortar died.
@tight niche and @hallow trench farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.
@unreal moat dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.
@raw moss modified @unreal moat's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @unreal moat was never seen again. @unreal moat died.
@long vine flossed their teeth with @real gale's shoelaces.
@dire tusk tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @dire tusk died.
@tight niche declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @tight niche's takeover went entirely unchallenged.
@real gale was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @real gale died.
@carmine cairn chased @hallow trench with their Bone Sword. @hallow trench tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @carmine cairn. @hallow trench died.
@long vine found some soup in their fly.
@tight niche created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tight niche's artistic genius.
@raw moss tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.
@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.
@long vine tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @long vine died.
Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @carmine cairn tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.
All that glitters is not gold. @tight niche disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.
@tight niche discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @tight niche died.
@raw moss received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @hallow trench
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @dire tusk
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover
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@olive garden warned @digital flame not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @digital flame trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.
@queen quail traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @queen quail died.
@long vine put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @long vine died.
@raw moss played Frisbee with @digital flame using a Light Disc, but @digital flame unfortunately didn't have five hands. @digital flame died.
@kind scroll drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tight niche was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.
@unreal moat and @olive garden cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @olive garden, because @unreal moat was wearing Frost armor.
@tight niche tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @finite hollow and @dire tusk, who did not approve of gambling.
@raw moss and @kind scroll had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.
@finite hollow joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @finite hollow died.
@raw moss smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.
@tight niche slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @unreal moat's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @unreal moat died.
@dire tusk breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @dire tusk died.
@olive garden tried to shoot @tight niche using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @raw moss's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.
@kind scroll couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.
@olive garden was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.
@tight niche somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.
@raw moss traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.
@kind scroll found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @olive garden to check it out. @olive garden decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.
@tight niche didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @olive garden's. @olive garden died.
@raw moss won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.
@kind scroll traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @kind scroll did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @kind scroll died.
@tight niche became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.
@raw moss created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @tight niche got too close while watching. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @raw moss!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind scroll
150 points go to 4th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 5th place: @dire tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @finite hollow
100 points go to 8th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @queen quail
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There are 15 players remaining.
@olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @dire tusk, @fallen gull, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @finite hollow, @brisk zephyr, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @torpid herald, @raw moss, @hasty zenith, and @tight niche
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@brisk zephyr spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.
@fallen gull looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.
@olive garden made some scary noises in the dark. @glacial totem sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @olive garden died.
@hasty zenith wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.
@raw moss and @finite hollow started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @raw moss took out their actual shotgun. @finite hollow died.
@fiery belfry became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.
@tight niche saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.
@unreal moat dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @unreal moat is going to be stuck there for a while.
@brave shore entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.
@brisk zephyr declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tranquil wyvern wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @brisk zephyr by stabbing them 64 times. @brisk zephyr died.
@unreal moat pointed a Shotgun at @dire tusk and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @unreal moat looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @unreal moat died.
An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @near mortar's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @near mortar died.
@brave shore looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.
@glacial totem used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @glacial totem then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.
The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @fiery belfry would soon die a gruesome death. @fiery belfry ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.
@torpid herald thought they assassinated @tranquil wyvern, but it was just @torpid herald in disguise. Huh? @torpid herald died.
@hasty zenith called @fallen gull on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @hasty zenith died.
@fallen gull made fun of @tight niche for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @tight niche shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @fallen gull died.
@dire tusk asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.
@brave shore murdered @fiery belfry with a knife, but it was actually @dire tusk in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @brave shore didn't care that much. @dire tusk died.
@tranquil wyvern tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @tranquil wyvern died.
@fiery belfry greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @fiery belfry died.
@tight niche tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @tight niche died.
@glacial totem was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @brave shore tried putting @glacial totem back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @glacial totem died.
@raw moss started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.
@brave shore rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @brave shore's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...
@raw moss curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @raw moss in half. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @brave shore!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @dire tusk
100 points go to 8th place: @fallen gull
100 points go to 9th place: @hasty zenith
100 points go to 10th place: @torpid herald
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@glacial totem tried to save @raw moss's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @glacial totem died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @glacial totem died.
@long vine threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.
@dire tusk wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @vagrant storm killed them. @vagrant storm died.
@brisk zephyr gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @brisk zephyr died.
@raw moss went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @raw moss died.
@tranquil wyvern was infected by a zombie virus. @tranquil wyvern died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.
@long vine was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @zenith root. @zenith root died.
@tight niche calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.
@dire tusk was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @dire tusk into the freezing cold water. @dire tusk died.
@tranquil wyvern went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.
@jolly swift touched @long vine's gun without permission. @jolly swift died.
@tranquil wyvern made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.
@tranquil wyvern hadn't seen @brave shore in a long time, and missed them. @brave shore aimed a Sniper Rifle at @tranquil wyvern from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @tranquil wyvern died.
@long vine ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @long vine died.
@tight niche tried to strike @brave shore down, but @brave shore instead became more powerful than @tight niche could possibly imagine.
@tight niche heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.
@brave shore was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @brave shore died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @dire tusk
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm
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@main crystal did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @amber ermine, who happened to be passing by.
@jolly swift wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.
@main crystal, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @main crystal died.
A pretty fairy led @amber ermine to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @amber ermine died.
@brave shore used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.
@wide prism tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tight niche, but they were in broad daylight.
@long vine donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.
@tranquil wyvern sacrificed @unreal moat by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @unreal moat died.
@floral garnet had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @floral garnet wasn't a pie. @floral garnet died.
@brave shore handed @long vine a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @long vine died.
@tight niche found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.
@tight niche fired their bow at @brave shore, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tight niche gave up.
@tranquil wyvern invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @brave shore, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @brave shore died.
@jolly swift learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.
@jolly swift found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.
@wide prism was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @wide prism barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @wide prism died.
@tight niche tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.
@jolly swift tried to throw a Swordfish at @tight niche before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.
@tranquil wyvern wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.
@tranquil wyvern started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.
@jolly swift played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @jolly swift died.
@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.
@tranquil wyvern took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".
@tight niche asked for @tranquil wyvern's autograph. At first, @tranquil wyvern was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.
@tranquil wyvern started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.
@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.
Using some fast flying maneuvers, @tranquil wyvern managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.
@tight niche started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.
@tight niche consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.
@tranquil wyvern started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.
@tranquil wyvern found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @tranquil wyvern died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @wide prism
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @floral garnet
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @main crystal
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@jolly swift tricked @unreal moat into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @unreal moat died.
@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.
@wide prism was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.
@peak yoke started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.
@floral garnet caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @floral garnet died.
@raven wharf looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.
A Martian Probe spotted @brisk zephyr, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @brisk zephyr was too boring.
@tranquil wyvern bought a Gatligator and fired it at @long vine for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @tranquil wyvern furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.
The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.
@long vine tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @brisk zephyr's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @long vine died.
@tight niche found @raven wharf sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.
@carmine cairn joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @carmine cairn was only interested in penguins, so they just left.
@jolly swift was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.
@deep shuttle returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.
@wide prism was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.
@tight niche somehow convinced @wide prism that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @wide prism died.
@raven wharf started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @raven wharf died.
@brisk zephyr tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @brisk zephyr's mind right in front of their face. @brisk zephyr died.
@carmine cairn eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.
@tranquil wyvern started riding a Unicorn. @jolly swift chased @tranquil wyvern while knocking two coconut halves together.
@carmine cairn got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".
@jolly swift challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @jolly swift died.
@deep shuttle started barking like a dog while chasing @tight niche.
The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @deep shuttle. Apparently, not that many. @deep shuttle died.
@tranquil wyvern got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.
@tranquil wyvern forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @tranquil wyvern wasn't a Slime, @tranquil wyvern was endlessly beaten. @tranquil wyvern died.
@tight niche got quantum-entangled with @carmine cairn, and used this opportunity to force @carmine cairn to pick their own nose.
@carmine cairn opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @carmine cairn's neck. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @raven wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke
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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @grizzled tusk, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raven wharf, @dim sphinx, @unreal moat, @floral garnet, @peak yoke, @tidal bane, and @wide prism
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@raven wharf opportunistically attacked @fathom barn with a Silver Shortsword while their cell phone was ringing. @fathom barn died.
@jolly swift drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @jolly swift died.
@raven wharf built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @raven wharf died.
@steel sentinel spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.
@tranquil wyvern got tired of @dim sphinx constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @dim sphinx died.
@unreal moat was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @unreal moat died.
@floral garnet recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @floral garnet concluded that it was lost for a reason.
@wide prism hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.
Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @tidal bane wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.
@floral garnet climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @floral garnet died.
@wide prism wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.
@peak yoke fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @peak yoke died.
@steel sentinel started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.
@tight niche screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.
@tranquil wyvern fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @grizzled tusk and @wide prism to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.
@steel sentinel ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.
@wide prism was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @tight niche's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @wide prism died.
@grizzled tusk challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @grizzled tusk died.
@tidal bane started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @tidal bane died.
@tranquil wyvern followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @tranquil wyvern died.
@steel sentinel held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.
@steel sentinel wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @tight niche on a spit. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @floral garnet
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @dim sphinx
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@remote pumice's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @remote pumice sobbed while holding its lifeless body.
@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.
@unreal moat obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @unreal moat never learned how to snap their fingers.
@steel sentinel performed open heart surgery on @nova plover, even though @nova plover never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @nova plover died.
@static trout wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @static trout died.
@unreal moat wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raven wharf wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @unreal moat killed the Traveling Merchant first. @unreal moat died.
@visual oyster made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @carmine cairn walked all over it. #(##^)#
It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @terse sun was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.
@jolly swift tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.
@tranquil wyvern found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.
@peak yoke tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.
@wide prism found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.
@tranquil wyvern couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.
@visual oyster used their embezzled funds to shred through @peak yoke with a Coin Gun. @peak yoke died.
@remote pumice began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.
@brisk zephyr had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.
@visual oyster sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @visual oyster died.
@wide prism started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @wide prism suddenly didn't feel so good. @wide prism died.
@tidal bane found some Diamond Ore. @raven wharf quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.
@terse sun went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @steel sentinel had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @terse sun died.
@tidal bane hid from @steel sentinel after @jolly swift exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.
@carmine cairn tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.
@remote pumice and @tranquil wyvern were having a nice picnic on the beach when @raven wharf stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.
@brisk zephyr watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.
@tight niche joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.
@jolly swift and @remote pumice were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @jolly swift fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @jolly swift died.
@tranquil wyvern stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.
@tranquil wyvern started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @tranquil wyvern died.
@steel sentinel aimed a Last Prism beam at @tight niche, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.
@raven wharf activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.
@raven wharf gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @raven wharf died.
@carmine cairn spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.
@brisk zephyr forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @brisk zephyr died.
@tidal bane made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @tidal bane died.
No one told @remote pumice that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @remote pumice died.
@tight niche drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.
@steel sentinel took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @carmine cairn's Rod of Discord.
@tight niche escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.
@carmine cairn went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @carmine cairn's fault.
@steel sentinel stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?
@carmine cairn tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.
@tight niche started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @tight niche died.
@carmine cairn ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @steel sentinel before they could say "Zoinks!" @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @raven wharf
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @terse sun
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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @visual oyster
@tidal bane started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.
@earnest apex, @nova plover, and @steel sentinel worked on a group project, but it looked like @earnest apex was doing most of the work.
@brisk zephyr was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.
@sacred grove came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.
@raven wharf brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.
@static trout wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.
@brisk zephyr found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @brisk zephyr died.
@raven wharf activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @raven wharf died.
@peak yoke forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.
@nova plover was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @nova plover died.
@peak yoke was ordered by @silk schooner to sing a song or be killed. @peak yoke tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @peak yoke died.
@terse sun took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @terse sun died.
@visual oyster jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.
@sacred grove shot @steel sentinel with a Water Gun. @steel sentinel shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.
@carmine cairn ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.
@earnest apex spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @earnest apex still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @earnest apex died.
@silk schooner was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @tidal bane with its horns. @tidal bane died.
@static trout was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.
@tranquil wyvern found a room full of Bunny Banners in @visual oyster's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @visual oyster. @visual oyster died.
@sacred grove put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @sacred grove died.
@static trout fed @carmine cairn several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.
@steel sentinel constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.
@tranquil wyvern built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.
@static trout tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!
@silk schooner found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.
@silk schooner used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @silk schooner died.
@tranquil wyvern invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @tranquil wyvern died.
@steel sentinel angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.
@steel sentinel started rallying for goblin rights.
@static trout used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @static trout died.
@tight niche landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @tight niche accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @tight niche died.
@carmine cairn shot @steel sentinel in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @static trout
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 7th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex
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@nova plover uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @nova plover died.
@static trout thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @static trout's potions with Red Potions. @static trout died.
@visual oyster found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.
@peak yoke couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @peak yoke died.
@tidal bane wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.
@fleet spoke failed to properly hydrate. @fleet spoke died.
One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @earnest apex was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @earnest apex had ever been in. @earnest apex died.
@tight niche found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.
@tranquil wyvern used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.
After exploring in darkness for some time, @tidal bane found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @tidal bane was trapped for all eternity. @tidal bane died.
@visual oyster walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @visual oyster died.
@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.
@steel sentinel shot @brisk zephyr to death with a finger gun. @brisk zephyr died.
@raw moss took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.
Celestial creatures started invading! @tight niche knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.
@raw moss ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.
@carmine cairn started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.
@steel sentinel left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.
@tranquil wyvern summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @tranquil wyvern died.
@carmine cairn asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @carmine cairn died.
@tight niche made up their own language and used it to threaten @raw moss, who simply scratched their head.
@raw moss accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @raw moss died.
@tight niche pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @fleet spoke
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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @maiden tusk, @nova plover, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @tidal bane, and @visual oyster
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@maiden tusk's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @maiden tusk died.
@visual oyster found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @visual oyster pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.
@tidal bane ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @tidal bane died.
@visual oyster began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @visual oyster died.
@raw moss performed an interpretive dance for @tranquil wyvern and @nova plover as a way to gain their trust and friendship.
@steel sentinel and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @nova plover tattled on them.
@nova plover saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @nova plover died.
@tranquil wyvern got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @tranquil wyvern died.
@steel sentinel attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @steel sentinel died.
@remote pumice threatened @carmine cairn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @carmine cairn informed @remote pumice as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @remote pumice died.
@tight niche and @raw moss got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.
@tight niche picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @tight niche died.
Out of boredom, @carmine cairn used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.
@raw moss ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @raw moss died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden tusk
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There are 19 players remaining.
@warped helm, @dark pendant, @idle pike, @tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, @nova plover, @gleaming gyro, @potent talon, @steel sentinel, @maiden tusk, @remote pumice, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @wide prism, @carmine cairn, @static trout, @brazen plaza, @molten crescent, and @brave shore
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@molten crescent bashed @deep shuttle in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.
@dark pendant had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!
@warped helm got stuck in @static trout's Rod of Discord farm. @warped helm died.
@potent talon ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.
@steel sentinel’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.
@tight niche was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @tight niche suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!
@brave shore tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.
@carmine cairn tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.
@nova plover got burninated by Tim. @nova plover died.
@brazen plaza and @idle pike strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @brazen plaza suggested using cover against them. @idle pike recommended squirting them with lemon juice.
@potent talon became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @potent talon died.
@raw moss silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @wide prism's back, which then integrated itself into @wide prism's body and gave them superhuman powers.
@remote pumice tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.
@molten crescent recruited @maiden tusk as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.
@wide prism made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!
@idle pike started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @idle pike - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @idle pike then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.
@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @remote pumice into fertilizer. @remote pumice died.
@brazen plaza died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @brazen plaza was revived.
@brave shore's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @brave shore responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."
@deep shuttle went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @deep shuttle died.
@tight niche squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.
@wide prism died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @wide prism died.
@dark pendant and @static trout relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.
@raw moss captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.
@static trout ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @static trout died.
@idle pike tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @gleaming gyro's head instead. @gleaming gyro died.
@dark pendant accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @dark pendant allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.
@tight niche looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.
@steel sentinel started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.
@molten crescent visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @molten crescent thought her hands were more interesting.
@brave shore and @brazen plaza had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.
@dark pendant stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @dark pendant died.
@carmine cairn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @maiden tusk, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @maiden tusk died.
@idle pike tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @idle pike died.
@molten crescent was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?
Someone let the dogs out! @molten crescent tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @molten crescent died.
@brazen plaza consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.
@raw moss tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.
@tranquil wyvern put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tranquil wyvern died.
@brazen plaza heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @brazen plaza died.
@tight niche murdered @brave shore by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @brave shore died.
@steel sentinel flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @raw moss. @raw moss died.
@tight niche wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.
@steel sentinel was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.
@carmine cairn was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @carmine cairn died.
@tight niche tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.
@tight niche encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @tight niche died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @steel sentinel!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @molten crescent
100 points go to 9th place: @idle pike
100 points go to 10th place: @maiden tusk
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carmine cairn
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tight niche
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Let the battle begin!
The fighting has begun to die down...
The fighting has stopped!
There are 16 players remaining.
@proud lava, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @maiden tusk, @warped helm, @nova plover, @idle pike, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @potent talon, @earnest apex, @fleet spoke, @dark pendant, @tidal bane, and @wide prism
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@potent talon stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @potent talon blinked first.
The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @proud lava was caught in the crossfire. @proud lava died.
@fleet spoke made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @maiden tusk joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @maiden tusk died.
@dark pendant found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.
@warped helm challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @warped helm died.
@nova plover tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @nova plover died.
@earnest apex cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.
@remote pumice took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.
@carmine cairn merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.
@potent talon was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @potent talon's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @potent talon died.
@wide prism and @earnest apex were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @wide prism suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @earnest apex turned around to look. @earnest apex died.
@fleet spoke accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @fleet spoke died.
@dark pendant was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @dark pendant died.
@tidal bane followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @tidal bane died.
@wide prism grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.
@wide prism received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @wide prism died.
@steel sentinel invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!
@remote pumice went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @remote pumice died.
After opening a present, @tight niche discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.
@idle pike had a terrible night. @idle pike died.
@raw moss wished for the ability to fly. @steel sentinel granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @raw moss died.
@steel sentinel was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @steel sentinel died.
@carmine cairn kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.
@carmine cairn started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @carmine cairn died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @tight niche!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @dark pendant
100 points go to 10th place: @fleet spoke
Thanks for Playing Everyone!
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nova plover
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potent talon
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raw moss
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steel sentinel
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earnest apex
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tidal bane
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dire tusk
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carmine cairn
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silk schooner
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Let the battle begin!
The fighting has begun to die down...
The fighting has stopped!
There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @dire tusk, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @remote pumice, @potent talon, @earnest apex, @fleet spoke, and @tidal bane
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@potent talon was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.
@nova plover accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @nova plover died.
@fleet spoke thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.
@earnest apex finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.
@carmine cairn gazed at clouds with @dire tusk. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.
@remote pumice had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @remote pumice died.
@potent talon pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @potent talon died.
@earnest apex got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @earnest apex died.
@tidal bane found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!
@carmine cairn smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.
@dire tusk swapped @tidal bane's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @tidal bane then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @tidal bane died.
@raw moss found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.
@steel sentinel theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.
@fleet spoke tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @fleet spoke died.
@steel sentinel got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.
@silk schooner commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.
@carmine cairn overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."
@dire tusk dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @dire tusk died.
@silk schooner drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @silk schooner died.
@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.
@steel sentinel needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.
@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.
@steel sentinel climbed a tree without using their arms.
@raw moss iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @raw moss died.
@carmine cairn tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.
@steel sentinel talked with @carmine cairn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.
@carmine cairn and @steel sentinel found themselves falling from a considerable height. @carmine cairn landed in a pool of water. @steel sentinel did not. @steel sentinel died.
The battle is over!
The Winner is @carmine cairn!
Prize Time!
1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 5th place: @dire tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice
Thanks for Playing Everyone!
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raw moss
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long vine
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floral garnet
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peak yoke
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turbid skiff
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molten crescent
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remote pumice
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Let the battle begin!
The fighting has begun to die down...
The fighting has stopped!
There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @molten crescent, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @cosmic cosmos, @floral garnet, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @tidal bane
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@cosmic cosmos was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".
Rumors started spreading that @carmine cairn was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @carmine cairn.
@cosmic cosmos ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @cosmic cosmos died.
@floral garnet became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @floral garnet died.
@peak yoke tried to attack @turbid skiff with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.