#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 17

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 3:35 AM

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@long vine launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@earnest apex put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @earnest apex whole. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@long vine found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@ionic hawk had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @ionic hawk died.

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@deep shuttle stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@tranquil wyvern discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @remote pumice died.

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@next hemlock played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @next hemlock died.

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@long vine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @long vine's mind right in front of their face. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@raw moss spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@raw moss got tired of @carmine cairn constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Oct 29, 2025, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 3:39 AM

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raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 3:44 AM

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 3:46 AM

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remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 3:51 AM

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glacial totem Oct 29, 2025, 3:55 AM

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sacred grove Oct 29, 2025, 3:56 AM

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exotic saddle Oct 29, 2025, 3:57 AM

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earnest apex Oct 29, 2025, 4:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 4:06 AM

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unreal moat Oct 29, 2025, 4:12 AM

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vernal badger Oct 29, 2025, 4:20 AM

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 4:27 AM

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past ether Oct 29, 2025, 4:28 AM

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sudden roost Oct 29, 2025, 4:28 AM

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hard scaffold Oct 29, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 4:29 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 4:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @vernal badger, @carmine cairn, @past ether, @long vine, @sacred grove, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @hard scaffold, @nova plover, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@vernal badger ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @vernal badger died.

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@carmine cairn cut a specific wire in @long vine's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@sudden roost started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@hard scaffold went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@raw moss invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@sacred grove put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @sacred grove died.

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@remote pumice tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@unreal moat drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@glacial totem challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @glacial totem died.

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@earnest apex started blocking @exotic saddle's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@nova plover tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @livid shuttle, but it refused to listen because @nova plover didn't have enough badges.

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@livid shuttle played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @unreal moat died.

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@sudden roost got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@exotic saddle rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @exotic saddle's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@earnest apex clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@past ether built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@exotic saddle attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @sudden roost watched the carnage from a safe distance. @exotic saddle died.

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@raw moss started riding a Unicorn. @carmine cairn chased @raw moss while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@past ether stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @past ether died.

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@tight niche purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@hard scaffold got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@nova plover knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@raw moss saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @nova plover instead. @nova plover died.

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@sudden roost tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @hard scaffold in disguise. @sudden roost died.

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@hard scaffold suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @hard scaffold died.

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@tight niche followed @raw moss into the jungle. @tight niche started looking left, right and center for @raw moss, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@remote pumice wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@remote pumice was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @carmine cairn with unnecessary advice.

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@tight niche somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @tight niche's chests for the rest of its life.

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@raw moss thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@tight niche became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @carmine cairn had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @tight niche's suffering. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@raw moss tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@carmine cairn tried to deal a finishing blow to @raw moss, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@carmine cairn complained to @raw moss that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@carmine cairn let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@raw moss tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@raw moss tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@carmine cairn played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @hard scaffold
150 points go to 6th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @past ether
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 4:41 AM

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sacred grove Oct 29, 2025, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 4:41 AM

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lean dew Oct 29, 2025, 4:41 AM

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sudden roost Oct 29, 2025, 4:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 4:51 AM

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earnest apex Oct 29, 2025, 4:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 4:53 AM

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 4:55 AM

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modern plover Oct 29, 2025, 4:57 AM

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rancid dragon Oct 29, 2025, 5:06 AM

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brazen shell Oct 29, 2025, 5:13 AM

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velvet dune Oct 29, 2025, 5:24 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 5:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 5:27 AM

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brave shore Oct 29, 2025, 5:27 AM

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 5:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 5:27 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @brave shore, @velvet dune, @sacred grove, @brazen shell, @modern plover, @sudden roost, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @lean dew, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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While streaming a fitness game, @tight niche accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @rancid dragon's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @rancid dragon died.

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@brave shore donned a Martian costume and chased @sacred grove in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @sacred grove died.

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@brazen shell flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @brazen shell died.

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@modern plover emerged from a tree stump and scolded @earnest apex for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @earnest apex was still holding an axe. @modern plover died.

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@sudden roost tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @sudden roost died.

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@carmine cairn yelled, "Duck!" @earnest apex excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @earnest apex died.

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@lean dew pointed a Shotgun at @brave shore and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @lean dew looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @lean dew died.

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@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@velvet dune was looking kind of dumb after @tight niche's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @velvet dune died.

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@long vine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @carmine cairn observed disapprovingly.

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@raw moss couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@brave shore ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@carmine cairn had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Flintlock Pistol. Obviously, this failed.

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@long vine brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

earnest apex Oct 29, 2025, 5:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 5:38 AM

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crimson sail Oct 29, 2025, 5:46 AM

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unreal moat Oct 29, 2025, 5:48 AM

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past ether Oct 29, 2025, 5:51 AM

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 5:52 AM

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real gale Oct 29, 2025, 6:08 AM

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brave shore Oct 29, 2025, 6:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:10 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Oct 29, 2025, 6:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:20 AM

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@crimson sail, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @raw moss, @real gale, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, @earnest apex, @brave shore, and @past ether
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@unreal moat stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @potent talon died.

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@real gale accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @real gale was forgiven.

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@crimson sail equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@earnest apex was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @earnest apex died.

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@past ether searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@raw moss felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@past ether used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @past ether died.

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@raw moss was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @brave shore's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @brave shore died.

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@long vine stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@crimson sail somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @crimson sail died.

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@real gale fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@long vine invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@real gale forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @real gale died.

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@long vine asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @long vine died.

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@raw moss saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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Out of boredom, @tight niche used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@tight niche found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@tight niche literally gaslighted @raw moss by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @crimson sail
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @past ether
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:38 AM

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 6:38 AM

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earnest apex Oct 29, 2025, 6:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:41 AM

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lean dew Oct 29, 2025, 6:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:43 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 29, 2025, 6:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:48 AM

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glacial totem Oct 29, 2025, 6:49 AM

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olive garden Oct 29, 2025, 6:52 AM

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main python Oct 29, 2025, 7:06 AM

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brazen shell Oct 29, 2025, 7:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:07 AM

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 7:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @main python, @brazen shell, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @lean dew, @long vine, and @earnest apex
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@livid shuttle calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@olive garden suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @olive garden died.

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@livid shuttle ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @livid shuttle died.

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@brazen shell trapped @earnest apex in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @earnest apex managed to escape regardless.

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@long vine did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @main python, who happened to be watching. @main python died.

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@unreal moat stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @unreal moat blinked first.

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@brazen shell tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @brazen shell was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @brazen shell died.

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@glacial totem wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@unreal moat pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss told @earnest apex a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@lean dew got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @lean dew died.

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@tight niche drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@earnest apex found the Last Prism. Then @long vine found another one, meaning that @earnest apex's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@long vine couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Platinum Broadsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @long vine's heart and brain. @long vine died.

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@earnest apex used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@tight niche realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @lean dew
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @brazen shell
100 points go to 9th place: @main python
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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olive garden Oct 29, 2025, 7:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:36 AM

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lean dew Oct 29, 2025, 7:36 AM

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raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 7:37 AM

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unreal moat Oct 29, 2025, 7:40 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 29, 2025, 7:41 AM

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 7:46 AM

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pseudo spruce Oct 29, 2025, 7:53 AM

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amber ermine Oct 29, 2025, 7:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:59 AM

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 8:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 8:27 AM

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brave shore Oct 29, 2025, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 8:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @lean dew, @long vine, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@unreal moat wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@raw moss tried to attack @lean dew with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@amber ermine constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@amber ermine donated all of their organs to those in need. @amber ermine died.

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@pseudo spruce tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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While exploring the Jungle, @pseudo spruce needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @pseudo spruce. @pseudo spruce died.

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@raw moss was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@tranquil wyvern and @lean dew swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@olive garden found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@long vine modified @unreal moat's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @unreal moat was never seen again. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@tight niche constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@lean dew went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @lean dew died.

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@brave shore spun around in a full circle and shot @olive garden with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @olive garden died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@long vine built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @long vine died.

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@tight niche ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@tight niche overwhelmed @brave shore with a storm of flying bananas. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @pseudo spruce
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 29, 2025, 8:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 8:40 AM

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pseudo spruce Oct 29, 2025, 8:45 AM

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 8:49 AM

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steel sentinel Oct 29, 2025, 8:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 8:56 AM

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lean dew Oct 29, 2025, 8:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 29, 2025, 9:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 9:05 AM

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amber ermine Oct 29, 2025, 9:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 9:11 AM

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grizzled tusk Oct 29, 2025, 9:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 9:21 AM

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 9:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @grizzled tusk, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @pseudo spruce, @unreal moat, @lean dew, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@amber ermine flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@pseudo spruce couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@amber ermine used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @pseudo spruce would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @pseudo spruce died.

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@unreal moat was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@tranquil wyvern finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @tight niche caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@steel sentinel joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @steel sentinel was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@unreal moat fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tight niche and @grizzled tusk to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@lean dew was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@long vine tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@long vine was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@lean dew started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@grizzled tusk created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @unreal moat got too close while watching. @unreal moat died.

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@lean dew stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @lean dew died.

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@tight niche tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@grizzled tusk sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @grizzled tusk died.

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@steel sentinel found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @long vine died.

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@tight niche joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@tight niche tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @pseudo spruce
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 29, 2025, 9:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 9:39 AM

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kindred token Oct 29, 2025, 9:40 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 29, 2025, 9:51 AM

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 9:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 9:56 AM

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steel sentinel Oct 29, 2025, 9:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 9:58 AM

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amber ermine Oct 29, 2025, 10:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 10:01 AM

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main python Oct 29, 2025, 10:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 10:04 AM

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pseudo spruce Oct 29, 2025, 10:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 10:10 AM

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 10:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 10:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

chrome steeple Oct 29, 2025, 10:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 10:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 11:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @main python, @pseudo spruce, @unreal moat, @kindred token, @long vine, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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The Nurse told @olive garden they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @olive garden died.

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@amber ermine saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @amber ermine died.

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@main python literally can't even. @main python died.

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The moon hit @pseudo spruce's eye like a big pizza pie. @pseudo spruce died.

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@unreal moat found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@kindred token wrote @unreal moat's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @unreal moat died.

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@steel sentinel was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@chrome steeple murdered @kindred token by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @kindred token died.

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@long vine fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @long vine died.

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@tight niche made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@tight niche crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @chrome steeple laughed at them, not knowing that @tight niche was just a completionist.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @chrome steeple was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @chrome steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel got tired of @tight niche trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @tight niche at a Sawmill. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @kindred token
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @pseudo spruce
100 points go to 9th place: @main python
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 11:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 11:37 AM

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unreal moat Oct 29, 2025, 11:38 AM

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burnt breach Oct 29, 2025, 11:43 AM

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keen island Oct 29, 2025, 11:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 11:43 AM

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real gale Oct 29, 2025, 11:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 11:49 AM

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steel sentinel Oct 29, 2025, 11:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 11:56 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 29, 2025, 12:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:02 PM

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brave shore Oct 29, 2025, 12:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:02 PM

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pseudo spruce Oct 29, 2025, 12:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:05 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 29, 2025, 12:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:06 PM

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amber ermine Oct 29, 2025, 12:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:08 PM

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remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 12:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:08 PM

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raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 12:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 12:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:27 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @keen island, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @burnt breach, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @real gale, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@keen island tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @keen island died.

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@remote pumice tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@burnt breach needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@amber ermine decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @amber ermine died.

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@real gale cut through @burnt breach with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @burnt breach died.

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@pseudo spruce tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @pseudo spruce's brains. @pseudo spruce died.

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@unreal moat was eaten by a tree. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@brave shore went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @brave shore died.

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@chrome steeple wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @chrome steeple through the wall. @chrome steeple died.

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@remote pumice accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @tight niche, who happened to be passing by.

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@real gale burst with happiness, quite literally. @real gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Low on health, @raw moss hid from @long vine by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @long vine randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@tight niche made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@steel sentinel came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@steel sentinel used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @long vine alive. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@tight niche used an Inferno Fork to eat. @steel sentinel thought they didn't notice, but @tight niche just really likes spicy food.

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@steel sentinel mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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@steel sentinel, @keen island, @opaque flicker, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @pseudo spruce, @chrome steeple, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@keen island found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@tight niche pulled out their Stylish Scissors and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @tight niche pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@amber ermine wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@livid shuttle tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@keen island was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @keen island died.

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@opaque flicker accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @opaque flicker died. @opaque flicker died. @opaque flicker died. @opaque flicker died.

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@remote pumice refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@pseudo spruce started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@raw moss fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@gray sky captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@remote pumice found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @near mortar, who silenced @remote pumice by filling their hiding place with water. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore was buried under an avalanche that @carmine cairn had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @brave shore died.

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@unreal moat wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@livid shuttle started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@steel sentinel and @tranquil wyvern built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@unreal moat found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@near mortar was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @near mortar died.

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@raw moss started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@pseudo spruce found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @pseudo spruce died.

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@steel sentinel hid from @raw moss after @chrome steeple exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@carmine cairn placed chests all over the world except where @amber ermine was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @amber ermine died.

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@chrome steeple encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche tried to throw a Chlorophyte Partisan at @gray sky before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@steel sentinel teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@gray sky was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @gray sky died.

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@carmine cairn sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tranquil wyvern forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@carmine cairn found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@tight niche read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tight niche then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @pseudo spruce
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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There are 18 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @keen island, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @wide lintel, @stone fossil, @fierce bridge, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @sudden roost, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @dusky elbow
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@dusky elbow discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@tight niche tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@keen island didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @keen island died.

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@next hemlock gave @tranquil wyvern a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tranquil wyvern gave @next hemlock a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @next hemlock died.

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@near mortar threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @near mortar unlocked the power of flight!

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@wide lintel tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @wide lintel died.

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@unreal moat is hvinga stroker n. @unreal moat died.

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@granite root was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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Rumors started spreading that @stone fossil was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @stone fossil.

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@earnest apex was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@steel sentinel created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @steel sentinel's artistic genius.

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@long vine took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@remote pumice saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@near mortar was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @near mortar died.

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@long vine swung a Candy Cane Sword at @remote pumice, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@sudden roost was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @sudden roost died.

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@stone fossil wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@tight niche spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@steel sentinel and @earnest apex were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @steel sentinel suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @earnest apex turned around to look. @earnest apex died.

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@carmine cairn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@dusky elbow spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @dusky elbow died.

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@fierce bridge took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @raw moss's Rod of Discord.

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@fierce bridge realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @fierce bridge died.

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@granite root ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @granite root said "thanks, you too." @granite root died.

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@stone fossil tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@tight niche started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@long vine found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @long vine pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to set up a campfire, but @raw moss drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@tranquil wyvern went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Thanks to @stone fossil's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @long vine's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @stone fossil died.

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@tight niche stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@remote pumice accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@raw moss drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @tight niche was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@long vine snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@tight niche became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@carmine cairn complained that they had no life, so @steel sentinel used a Life Drain to take @raw moss's life and give it to @carmine cairn. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@carmine cairn was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @granite root
100 points go to 10th place: @fierce bridge

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remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 3:08 PM

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@keen island was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @keen island died.

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There are 20 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @nimble gorge, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @sacred grove, @dreamy dagger, @stone fossil, @jolly swift, @exotic saddle, @fierce bridge, @near mortar, @sudden roost, @raw moss, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @amber ermine, and @dusky elbow
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@near mortar snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@exotic saddle started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@dusky elbow found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@tranquil wyvern heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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After years of research, @granite root found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @granite root died.

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@fierce bridge spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@sacred grove headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@long vine sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@nimble gorge tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@stone fossil swapped @exotic saddle's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @exotic saddle then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @exotic saddle died.

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@jolly swift drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@near mortar tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @near mortar keeled over from a heart attack. @near mortar died.

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@remote pumice ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@sudden roost discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @sudden roost died.

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@mystic mesa got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @dusky elbow got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @mystic mesa died.

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@amber ermine zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@jolly swift thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@amber ermine thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @amber ermine's potions with Red Potions. @amber ermine died.

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@fierce bridge found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@dusky elbow drank a Molotov Cocktail. @dusky elbow died.

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@tight niche's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tight niche sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@fierce bridge flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @fierce bridge's face off with its bare hands. @fierce bridge died.

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@dreamy dagger found a room full of Bunny Banners in @sacred grove's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @sacred grove. @sacred grove died.

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@nimble gorge was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @nimble gorge died.

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@raw moss dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @tight niche fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@dreamy dagger was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @dreamy dagger died.

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@remote pumice trapped @stone fossil in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@tranquil wyvern finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@carmine cairn ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@jolly swift playfully poked @tight niche and laughed. @tight niche playfully poked them back with a Obsidian Swordfish. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @tranquil wyvern's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @steel sentinel was the bartender, @carmine cairn was the DJ, and @stone fossil was the pinata. @stone fossil died.

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@remote pumice climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@carmine cairn was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @carmine cairn into the freezing cold water. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@tight niche tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Pearlwood Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@steel sentinel declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @steel sentinel's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @steel sentinel wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@tight niche used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@tight niche ran with scissors. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @dreamy dagger
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble gorge

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 4:28 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 4:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @stone fossil, @jolly swift, @solid acorn, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @sudden roost, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@jolly swift came out of @raw moss's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@stone fossil preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@remote pumice dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @steel sentinel wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@carmine cairn managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@amber ermine tried attacking @tight niche, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@solid acorn realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @solid acorn died.

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@unreal moat told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @sudden roost. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @near mortar died.

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@sudden roost was dunked on by @earnest apex. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@carmine cairn put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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After @sudden roost went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @sudden roost died.

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@amber ermine had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@earnest apex was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @earnest apex died.

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@amber ermine entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @amber ermine died.

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@stone fossil spiced up @jolly swift's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @tranquil wyvern could pull it to shore.

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@stone fossil vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @stone fossil died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@remote pumice opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @remote pumice's neck. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern was in the middle of taking a shower when @raw moss took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tight niche accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@raw moss gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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stone fossil Oct 29, 2025, 4:39 PM

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unreal moat Oct 29, 2025, 5:01 PM

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remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 5:02 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 29, 2025, 5:02 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 29, 2025, 5:02 PM

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stone fossil Oct 29, 2025, 5:07 PM

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subtle jewel Oct 29, 2025, 5:12 PM

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earnest apex Oct 29, 2025, 5:15 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 5:24 PM

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real gale Oct 29, 2025, 5:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @stone fossil, @raw moss, @median night, @real gale, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @subtle jewel, and @earnest apex
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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @unreal moat was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@median night tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @median night died.

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@unreal moat always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @unreal moat died.

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@jolly swift filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@remote pumice pumped @raw moss full of lead. No one was hurt, but @raw moss's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@carmine cairn played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@real gale accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @tranquil wyvern begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@tranquil wyvern spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@tranquil wyvern’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@tranquil wyvern went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@subtle jewel started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @subtle jewel died.

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@steel sentinel held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@sweet fractal got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @sweet fractal wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @sweet fractal was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@tranquil wyvern silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @earnest apex's back, which then integrated itself into @earnest apex's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@stone fossil was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @stone fossil let them be.

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@steel sentinel tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@real gale and @carmine cairn had a very merry unbirthday party together. @jolly swift found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@raw moss and @remote pumice got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @earnest apex. Apparently, not that many. @earnest apex died.

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@real gale was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @stone fossil. @stone fossil died.

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@carmine cairn painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@sweet fractal went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@jolly swift found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss tried to stab @real gale, but @real gale's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @real gale died.

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@remote pumice left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@carmine cairn started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @steel sentinel and @raw moss out.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @remote pumice

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@carmine cairn used a Laser Drill to literally bore @tranquil wyvern to death. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel shot their Red Ryder to the left of @remote pumice just to scare them. @remote pumice heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@carmine cairn couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@steel sentinel somehow convinced @carmine cairn that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@raw moss found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@steel sentinel became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@raw moss ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @real gale
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 5:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 29, 2025, 5:43 PM

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earnest apex Oct 29, 2025, 5:47 PM

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plain hatch Oct 29, 2025, 5:49 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 29, 2025, 5:51 PM

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granite root Oct 29, 2025, 5:55 PM

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solid acorn Oct 29, 2025, 6:14 PM

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jolly swift Oct 29, 2025, 6:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:21 PM

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tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 6:27 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 6:28 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @solid acorn, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @granite root, @earnest apex, and @plain hatch
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@sweet fractal challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @raw moss died.

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@earnest apex started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@solid acorn got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@tranquil wyvern went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@plain hatch had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @plain hatch wasn't a pie. @plain hatch died.

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@solid acorn was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @solid acorn died.

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@granite root was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @granite root died.

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@tranquil wyvern found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@tight niche tried to assassinate @carmine cairn, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@jolly swift pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche ripped @tranquil wyvern's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@steel sentinel found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@tight niche accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @granite root
100 points go to 7th place: @solid acorn
100 points go to 8th place: @plain hatch
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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keen island Oct 29, 2025, 6:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:38 PM

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@keen island, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Oct 29, 2025, 6:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:38 PM

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remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 6:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:43 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 29, 2025, 6:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:44 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 29, 2025, 6:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:44 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 29, 2025, 6:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:55 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

subtle gorge Oct 29, 2025, 6:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 6:57 PM

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@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 29, 2025, 7:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:02 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 29, 2025, 7:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fresh trout Oct 29, 2025, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:28 PM

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@fresh trout, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

stone fossil Oct 29, 2025, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@stone fossil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @keen island, @fresh trout, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @stone fossil, @median night, @remote pumice, and @subtle gorge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel tried to kill @subtle gorge by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@keen island got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @keen island died.

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@remote pumice discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@nova plover used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@fresh trout made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @fresh trout rich and famous.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@nova plover dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @median night, but @median night simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @nova plover died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@stone fossil put two forward slashes in front of @glacial totem and commented them out of existence. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @subtle gorge, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@tight niche suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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There was a snake in @median night's boot! @median night died.

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@fresh trout made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@remote pumice summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@steel sentinel got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@steel sentinel and @fresh trout decided to play catch with a Boreal Wood Sword. @steel sentinel missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @steel sentinel died.

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@remote pumice was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@tight niche "borrowed" @subtle gorge's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @subtle gorge's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @tight niche could return it.

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@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tranquil wyvern tied up @fresh trout and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @fresh trout to die. However, @fresh trout managed to escape from their bonds.

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@fresh trout hadn't seen @carmine cairn in a long time, and missed them. @carmine cairn aimed a Sniper Rifle at @fresh trout from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @fresh trout died.

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@subtle gorge was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @subtle gorge died.

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@remote pumice got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@tranquil wyvern found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@stone fossil tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @stone fossil died.

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@remote pumice was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tight niche wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @remote pumice stopped them in time.

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@remote pumice invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche walked into a bar. @tranquil wyvern laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@carmine cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@carmine cairn tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@tranquil wyvern did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @stone fossil
150 points go to 6th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 7th place: @fresh trout
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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stone fossil Oct 29, 2025, 7:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:39 PM

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@stone fossil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 7:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:40 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 29, 2025, 7:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:44 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 29, 2025, 7:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:45 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nimble sorrel Oct 29, 2025, 7:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:46 PM

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@nimble sorrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Oct 29, 2025, 7:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 7:50 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 29, 2025, 7:50 PM

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bb!register