#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 16

gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:35 AM

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@tranquil wyvern contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@gray sky summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @unreal moat felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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The Wizard showed @gray sky their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@long vine stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@unreal moat knocked furiously on @tranquil wyvern's door while holding an axe. @tranquil wyvern shouted, "Who's there?"

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@livid shuttle and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @livid shuttle's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@raw moss began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tight niche flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @ionic hawk when the world was flipped.

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@gray sky found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @ionic hawk ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@long vine used a Medusa Head on @unreal moat and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern obscured @ionic hawk's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @ionic hawk escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@long vine shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @long vine died.

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@gray sky tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @gray sky died.

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@livid shuttle started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@livid shuttle wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@tranquil wyvern went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@tight niche and @ionic hawk started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @tight niche took out their actual shotgun. @ionic hawk died.

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@livid shuttle stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@tranquil wyvern spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@livid shuttle made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @livid shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @livid shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @brazen shell
100 points go to 10th place: @main python

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 28, 2025, 9:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:40 AM

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unreal moat Oct 28, 2025, 9:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:41 AM

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near mortar Oct 28, 2025, 9:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:44 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 9:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:54 AM

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olive garden Oct 28, 2025, 9:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 10:30 AM

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tight niche Oct 28, 2025, 10:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 10:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

main python Oct 28, 2025, 10:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 10:36 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 28, 2025, 10:48 AM

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olive garden Oct 28, 2025, 10:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 10:51 AM

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brave shore Oct 28, 2025, 10:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 10:52 AM

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pseudo spruce Oct 28, 2025, 11:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:03 AM

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nova harness Oct 28, 2025, 11:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @main python, @pseudo spruce, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, @nova harness, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @livid shuttle died.

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@chrome steeple planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@main python got impaled by Mourning Wood. @main python died.

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@pseudo spruce saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @pseudo spruce died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@near mortar used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @near mortar died.

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@long vine soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @long vine dyed.

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@brave shore literally impeached @unreal moat by squashing them under a giant peach. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche briefly considered proposing marriage to @long vine, but married a bee instead.

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@brave shore disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@nova harness wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@olive garden went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@chrome steeple tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @chrome steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@nova harness and @olive garden were about to face off, but @nova harness had to run off to the restroom first.

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@long vine and @tight niche strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @long vine suggested using cover against them. @tight niche recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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No one told @olive garden that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @olive garden died.

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@nova harness used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @nova harness died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @tranquil wyvern up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @tranquil wyvern off said cliff. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@tight niche thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @tight niche died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@long vine went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @long vine's canvas.

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@brave shore tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@brave shore hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@long vine went AFK in their gel farm. @brave shore set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @nova harness
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @pseudo spruce

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome steeple Oct 28, 2025, 11:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:38 AM

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long vine Oct 28, 2025, 11:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:43 AM

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unreal moat Oct 28, 2025, 11:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:44 AM

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nova harness Oct 28, 2025, 11:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:48 AM

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lofty seal Oct 28, 2025, 11:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:49 AM

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near mortar Oct 28, 2025, 11:54 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:54 AM

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nova harness Oct 28, 2025, 12:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 12:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:14 PM

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chrome mason Oct 28, 2025, 12:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:18 PM

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@chrome mason, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 28, 2025, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @chrome mason, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @lofty seal, @long vine, @nova harness, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@livid shuttle got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@chrome mason spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @chrome mason died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@lofty seal found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@long vine was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@chrome steeple made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@near mortar tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@near mortar was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @livid shuttle was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@chrome steeple fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@lofty seal walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @lofty seal died.

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@tight niche almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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While playing at the beach, @long vine buried @nova harness in the sand. It took @nova harness several hours to dig themselves back out.

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Poor @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle keeps getting pinged over and over again. @livid shuttle is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle.

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@long vine sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @long vine died.

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@chrome steeple was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@nova harness walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @nova harness died.

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@livid shuttle kept talking, but stopped after @tight niche held up their hand. @tight niche demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@tranquil wyvern got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche caused @livid shuttle to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@tight niche, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @livid shuttle!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @livid shuttle
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @nova harness
150 points go to 5th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @lofty seal
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

chrome steeple Oct 28, 2025, 12:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:38 PM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 28, 2025, 12:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:40 PM

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deep shuttle Oct 28, 2025, 12:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:41 PM

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chrome mason Oct 28, 2025, 12:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:49 PM

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pseudo spruce Oct 28, 2025, 12:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:51 PM

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near mortar Oct 28, 2025, 12:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:55 PM

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rare viper Oct 28, 2025, 1:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:00 PM

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sudden roost Oct 28, 2025, 1:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:02 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 1:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:06 PM

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brave shore Oct 28, 2025, 1:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:09 PM

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floral pumice Oct 28, 2025, 1:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:12 PM

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long vine Oct 28, 2025, 1:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:19 PM

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tight niche Oct 28, 2025, 1:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:24 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 1:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:25 PM

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next hemlock Oct 28, 2025, 1:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:29 PM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @rare viper, @chrome mason, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @pseudo spruce, @chrome steeple, @sudden roost, @floral pumice, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @rare viper into approaching. @tranquil wyvern then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @rare viper with two Sniper Rifle shots. @rare viper died.

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@chrome mason felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @chrome mason died.

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@livid shuttle tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@brave shore got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@pseudo spruce tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@carmine cairn smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@deep shuttle recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@livid shuttle was ordered by @floral pumice to sing a song or be killed. @livid shuttle tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @livid shuttle died.

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@chrome steeple found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@unreal moat was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @unreal moat died.

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@sudden roost's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @sudden roost responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@tight niche was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@near mortar's skeleton decided that @near mortar wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @near mortar died.

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@pseudo spruce took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @pseudo spruce died.

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@tight niche pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @deep shuttle.

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@chrome steeple wanted to start a band, and recruited @sudden roost as their keyboard player. @sudden roost showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@chrome steeple felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @brave shore setting explosives beneath them. @chrome steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tranquil wyvern woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@carmine cairn visited @next hemlock, but no one was home. @carmine cairn felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@brave shore met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @brave shore ended up completely fine.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tranquil wyvern tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@tight niche wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@deep shuttle paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Onyx Blaster.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @sudden roost was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@floral pumice brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@long vine consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@floral pumice found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@next hemlock donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@sudden roost tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@floral pumice heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @floral pumice died.

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@deep shuttle tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@deep shuttle touched @brave shore's gun without permission. @deep shuttle died.

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@sudden roost fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tranquil wyvern. @sudden roost died.

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@tranquil wyvern was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tight niche tested this theory on @next hemlock, who bounced, and ended up being right. @next hemlock died.

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@long vine was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @long vine suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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After partying all night, @brave shore was shot by @long vine in a swimming pool. @brave shore died.

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@long vine was vehicularly manslaughtered by @tight niche's minecart. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@tight niche saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@tight niche somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@tight niche gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @floral pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 1:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 1:41 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 28, 2025, 1:42 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @main crystal, @chrome mason, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @brazen shell, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @long vine, and @chrome steeple
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@main crystal trash talked @sudden roost, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @main crystal suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @main crystal died.

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@next hemlock found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @next hemlock was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@unreal moat and @carmine cairn were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@tight niche brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@chrome steeple took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@chrome mason was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @chrome mason died.

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@next hemlock fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @next hemlock died.

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@brazen shell was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @brazen shell barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @brazen shell died.

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@raw moss was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @raw moss died.

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@remote pumice used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@sudden roost and @tight niche played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@near mortar got quantum-entangled with @jolly swift, and used this opportunity to force @jolly swift to pick their own nose.

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@near mortar tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @near mortar died.

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@remote pumice was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @unreal moat into fertilizer. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @long vine died.

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@chrome steeple just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@carmine cairn buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@jolly swift recruited @tranquil wyvern as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@chrome steeple stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @chrome steeple died.

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@jolly swift summoned the Old One's Army while @sudden roost was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @sudden roost died.

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@tranquil wyvern summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@tight niche shot @carmine cairn with a Water Gun. @carmine cairn shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@jolly swift was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @carmine cairn knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@carmine cairn marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@tight niche had a sleepover with @carmine cairn, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@tight niche wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@carmine cairn trapped @tight niche in a maze, but while they were taunting @tight niche, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sudden roost
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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unreal moat Oct 28, 2025, 2:39 PM

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main crystal Oct 28, 2025, 2:39 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 28, 2025, 2:43 PM

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near mortar Oct 28, 2025, 2:47 PM

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sudden roost Oct 28, 2025, 2:48 PM

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remote pumice Oct 28, 2025, 2:52 PM

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earnest apex Oct 28, 2025, 3:02 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 3:20 PM

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tight niche Oct 28, 2025, 3:26 PM

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astral glacier Oct 28, 2025, 3:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@main crystal, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @astral glacier, @earnest apex, and @chrome steeple
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@near mortar carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @near mortar died.

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@remote pumice screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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Congratulations, @remote pumice! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn had @unreal moat lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @unreal moat, this wasn't a magic show. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @astral glacier, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@sudden roost lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @sudden roost died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tight niche. Queen Bee died.

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@earnest apex was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @earnest apex died.

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@chrome steeple and @astral glacier were having a nice picnic on the beach when @carmine cairn stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@chrome steeple tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @chrome steeple died.

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@astral glacier drew swords on the ground. @main crystal started stomping all over them. Furious, @astral glacier picked one up and stabbed @main crystal with it.. @main crystal died.

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@tight niche got a piggyback ride from @astral glacier, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @main crystal
150 points go to 5th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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unreal moat Oct 28, 2025, 3:46 PM

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earnest apex Oct 28, 2025, 3:59 PM

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grand totem Oct 28, 2025, 4:02 PM

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remote pumice Oct 28, 2025, 4:10 PM

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jolly swift Oct 28, 2025, 4:12 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 28, 2025, 4:13 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 4:13 PM

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gray sky Oct 28, 2025, 4:13 PM

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next hemlock Oct 28, 2025, 4:18 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 4:22 PM

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 4:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 28, 2025, 4:28 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grand totem, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @remote glen, @gray sky, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, and @chrome steeple
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@grand totem wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @next hemlock wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @grand totem killed the Traveling Merchant first. @grand totem died.

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@carmine cairn suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @sweet fractal. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @sweet fractal died.

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@chrome steeple was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@unreal moat wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @unreal moat turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @unreal moat died.

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@gray sky accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @gray sky died.

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@remote glen wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@remote pumice sharpened @earnest apex's face at a Sharpening Station. @earnest apex became the sharpest tool in the shed. @earnest apex died.

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@jolly swift's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@tranquil wyvern realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@visual oyster was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @visual oyster died.

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@chrome steeple learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @chrome steeple died.

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@remote glen accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @remote glen died.

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@next hemlock lulled @tranquil wyvern into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn built a floating city and named it "England".

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@remote pumice fed @next hemlock several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@carmine cairn claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@tight niche traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@carmine cairn started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@remote pumice went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tight niche used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@carmine cairn chased @next hemlock with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @next hemlock died.

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@tight niche's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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A mysterious stranger gave @tight niche a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @carmine cairn with it. However, @tight niche clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @remote glen
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 4:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 4:40 PM

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remote pumice Oct 28, 2025, 4:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 4:50 PM

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jolly swift Oct 28, 2025, 4:56 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 5:05 PM

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glacial totem Oct 28, 2025, 5:18 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 5:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 5:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 28, 2025, 5:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @glacial totem, @remote pumice, @old hedge, @visual oyster, and @chrome steeple
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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@tight niche disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @sweet fractal, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @sweet fractal died.

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@old hedge distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@remote pumice thought that @carmine cairn was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@glacial totem threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@old hedge started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @old hedge died.

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@tranquil wyvern almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@visual oyster carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @visual oyster died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @chrome steeple engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @chrome steeple blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche, @jolly swift, and @remote pumice formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@glacial totem found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@tranquil wyvern uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @jolly swift died.

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@glacial totem wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@remote pumice started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@tight niche tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@tight niche was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome steeple Oct 28, 2025, 5:38 PM

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jolly swift Oct 28, 2025, 5:40 PM

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remote pumice Oct 28, 2025, 5:47 PM

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sudden roost Oct 28, 2025, 5:47 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @thick steppe, @chrome steeple, @sudden roost, @ionic hawk, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, and @old hedge
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@earnest apex built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @dim sphinx, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @dim sphinx died.

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@livid shuttle decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @livid shuttle died.

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@chrome steeple sat on a wall. @chrome steeple had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @chrome steeple together again. @chrome steeple died.

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@carmine cairn fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@sudden roost summoned a solar eclipse while @tight niche was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @sudden roost died.

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@old hedge drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@earnest apex was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @earnest apex died.

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@ionic hawk, @raw moss, and @visual oyster worked on a group project, but it looked like @ionic hawk was doing most of the work.

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@tranquil wyvern covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@visual oyster dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@jolly swift worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@tight niche had a wholesome reunion with @old hedge, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@visual oyster started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @visual oyster died.

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@thick steppe climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@mystic mesa's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @remote pumice and @ionic hawk's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @mystic mesa died.

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@old hedge drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @old hedge died.

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@jolly swift rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@ionic hawk took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @ionic hawk died.

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@tranquil wyvern tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Mythril Sword. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@thick steppe practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @tight niche and @remote pumice got their chainsaws ready.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@remote pumice hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@carmine cairn found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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After eating supper together, @tight niche betrayed @thick steppe in exchange for 30 silver coins. @thick steppe died.

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@tight niche ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 10th place: @mystic mesa

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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earnest apex Oct 28, 2025, 6:39 PM

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next hemlock Oct 28, 2025, 6:41 PM

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mystic mesa Oct 28, 2025, 6:43 PM

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raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 6:56 PM

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 6:59 PM

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glacial totem Oct 28, 2025, 7:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 7:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 7:06 PM

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remote pumice Oct 28, 2025, 7:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 7:22 PM

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vapid dust Oct 28, 2025, 7:23 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 7:25 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @mystic mesa, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @sudden roost, @vapid dust, @earnest apex, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@visual oyster searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@mystic mesa and @raw moss were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @mystic mesa fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @mystic mesa died.

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@vapid dust was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@next hemlock got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @next hemlock died.

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@tranquil wyvern popped @sudden roost by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @sudden roost died.

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@vapid dust was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @vapid dust died.

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@earnest apex forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@visual oyster tried to attack @tranquil wyvern by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @visual oyster died.

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@raw moss obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@glacial totem wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@carmine cairn was tired of @tranquil wyvern constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tranquil wyvern's front yard. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn and @glacial totem played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @carmine cairn was the chicken. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @raw moss, who was in the front row. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @vapid dust
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 10th place: @next hemlock

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fierce bridge Oct 28, 2025, 7:36 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 7:37 PM

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sudden roost Oct 28, 2025, 7:38 PM

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 7:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 7:39 PM

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raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 7:53 PM

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keen dagger Oct 28, 2025, 7:55 PM

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mystic mesa Oct 28, 2025, 7:56 PM

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vapid dust Oct 28, 2025, 8:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 8:08 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 8:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 8:13 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 8:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 8:26 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 28, 2025, 8:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @keen dagger, @fierce bridge, @mystic mesa, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @sudden roost, @vapid dust, @visual oyster, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@mystic mesa equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @keen dagger chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @mystic mesa's shattered corpse. @mystic mesa died.

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@sudden roost was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @sudden roost died.

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@vapid dust was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @vapid dust died.

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@chrome steeple played Frisbee with @visual oyster using a Light Disc, but @visual oyster unfortunately didn't have five hands. @visual oyster died.

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@chrome steeple tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @chrome steeple died.

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@keen dagger opened the front door and saw @tranquil wyvern trying to murder the Guide. @keen dagger slowly closed the door and walked away.

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Santa Claus asked @carmine cairn what they wanted for Christmas. @carmine cairn replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@fierce bridge found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@keen dagger started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@keen dagger was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @keen dagger died.

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@fierce bridge joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@tranquil wyvern held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@fierce bridge tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @fierce bridge died.

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@carmine cairn tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@tranquil wyvern called @raw moss on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@raw moss started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fierce bridge
150 points go to 5th place: @keen dagger
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @vapid dust
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 10th place: @mystic mesa

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 8:38 PM

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sudden roost Oct 28, 2025, 8:41 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 28, 2025, 8:42 PM

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proud lava Oct 28, 2025, 8:47 PM

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long vine Oct 28, 2025, 8:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 8:51 PM

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raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 8:58 PM

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next hemlock Oct 28, 2025, 9:00 PM

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halcyon wagon Oct 28, 2025, 9:01 PM

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remote pumice Oct 28, 2025, 9:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:16 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 9:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @carmine cairn, @halcyon wagon, @next hemlock, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @sudden roost, @long vine, @visual oyster, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@visual oyster drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@proud lava drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@chrome steeple and @raw moss played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@remote pumice became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@tranquil wyvern wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@halcyon wagon was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @halcyon wagon's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @halcyon wagon died.

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@remote pumice murdered @next hemlock with a knife, but it was actually @sudden roost in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @remote pumice didn't care that much. @sudden roost died.

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@long vine created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@raw moss went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@visual oyster traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @visual oyster died.

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@chrome steeple spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@chrome steeple woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @raw moss found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @chrome steeple with bug spray. @chrome steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @next hemlock died.

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@long vine pointed a wooden wand at @remote pumice and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@raw moss tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@carmine cairn started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @carmine cairn is still slurping that noodle.

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@remote pumice drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 10th place: @halcyon wagon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 9:37 PM

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remote pumice Oct 28, 2025, 9:38 PM

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long vine Oct 28, 2025, 9:40 PM

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next hemlock Oct 28, 2025, 9:42 PM

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sudden roost Oct 28, 2025, 9:49 PM

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deep shuttle Oct 28, 2025, 10:04 PM

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fierce bridge Oct 28, 2025, 10:24 PM

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dusky elbow Oct 28, 2025, 10:25 PM

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rancid dragon Oct 28, 2025, 10:25 PM

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rare viper Oct 28, 2025, 10:25 PM

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silk schooner Oct 28, 2025, 10:26 PM

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 10:26 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @remote pumice, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @rare viper, @fierce bridge, @sudden roost, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @visual oyster, @deep shuttle, and @dusky elbow
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@remote pumice drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@long vine rescued @rancid dragon from drowning, but in reverse. @rancid dragon died.

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@sudden roost cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @sudden roost's heart! @sudden roost died.

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@silk schooner was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@visual oyster tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @visual oyster died.

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@dusky elbow neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @dusky elbow died.

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@deep shuttle was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@fierce bridge started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@remote pumice was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@deep shuttle slammed @next hemlock into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @next hemlock died.

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@silk schooner went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @silk schooner decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@raw moss tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@deep shuttle challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @deep shuttle died.

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@rare viper was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@long vine was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @long vine dried.

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@raw moss huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @remote pumice also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@silk schooner looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @fierce bridge some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @fierce bridge died.

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@rare viper was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @rare viper died.

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@silk schooner tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@silk schooner fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @silk schooner died.

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@remote pumice and @long vine relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@remote pumice panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@long vine chewed some gum. It made @long vine feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 5th place: @rare viper
150 points go to 6th place: @fierce bridge
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 9th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 10:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 10:39 PM

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sudden roost Oct 28, 2025, 10:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 10:46 PM

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 10:48 PM

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remote pumice Oct 28, 2025, 11:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:16 PM

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next hemlock Oct 28, 2025, 11:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:18 PM

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dusky elbow Oct 28, 2025, 11:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:20 PM

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fierce bridge Oct 28, 2025, 11:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:20 PM

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true lynx Oct 28, 2025, 11:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:22 PM

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@silk schooner, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

burnt breach Oct 28, 2025, 11:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:23 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 11 players remaining.
@fierce bridge, @carmine cairn, @burnt breach, @next hemlock, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @remote pumice, @sudden roost, @true lynx, @dusky elbow, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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The Demolitionist told @burnt breach that it was a good day to die. @burnt breach thought so too. @burnt breach died.

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@sudden roost was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @sudden roost died.

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@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@true lynx had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @true lynx died.

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@visual oyster handed @dusky elbow a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @dusky elbow died.

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@next hemlock tried to attack @raw moss with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @next hemlock to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@fierce bridge warned @visual oyster not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @visual oyster trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@next hemlock saw @visual oyster standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @visual oyster died.

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@raw moss tried to steal @silk schooner's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@carmine cairn teleported behind @fierce bridge using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @fierce bridge died.

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@silk schooner was infected by a zombie virus. @silk schooner died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@remote pumice tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @raw moss and @silk schooner, who did not approve of gambling.

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@next hemlock began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@silk schooner challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @silk schooner died.

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@remote pumice tried to strike @raw moss down, but @raw moss instead became more powerful than @remote pumice could possibly imagine.

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@remote pumice was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @remote pumice died.

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@next hemlock sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @next hemlock, it was opposite day. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@raw moss began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 6th place: @fierce bridge
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 9th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 10th place: @sudden roost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 11:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:38 PM

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near mortar Oct 28, 2025, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:39 PM

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fierce bridge Oct 28, 2025, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:39 PM

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onyx sentinel Oct 28, 2025, 11:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 11:51 PM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 12:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:07 AM

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grizzled tusk Oct 29, 2025, 12:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:14 AM

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deep shuttle Oct 29, 2025, 12:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:17 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 12:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:20 AM

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silk schooner Oct 29, 2025, 12:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:22 AM

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turbid skiff Oct 29, 2025, 12:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:22 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@fierce bridge, @grizzled tusk, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @raw moss, @near mortar, @silk schooner, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @ionic hawk, @deep shuttle, and @onyx sentinel
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@remote pumice had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@fierce bridge picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @fierce bridge died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @raw moss managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@onyx sentinel made up their own language and used it to threaten @ionic hawk, who simply scratched their head.

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@near mortar ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @near mortar died.

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@onyx sentinel tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @onyx sentinel died.

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@silk schooner faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@grizzled tusk tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@raw moss wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@carmine cairn started rallying for goblin rights.

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@remote pumice was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@grizzled tusk walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@turbid skiff thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@next hemlock found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@silk schooner made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @turbid skiff joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @turbid skiff died.

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@ionic hawk returned to their house, only to find that @raw moss had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@silk schooner started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@deep shuttle had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@remote pumice saw @next hemlock trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @remote pumice is calling the police!

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@deep shuttle practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @deep shuttle died.

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@remote pumice and @raw moss were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @remote pumice, but left @raw moss alone because they smelled funny. @remote pumice died.

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@grizzled tusk 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @ionic hawk to death. @ionic hawk died.

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@next hemlock found @grizzled tusk sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@silk schooner took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @silk schooner died.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@grizzled tusk wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@next hemlock won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@raw moss accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @raw moss allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@next hemlock went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @next hemlock died.

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@grizzled tusk went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@raw moss was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@grizzled tusk tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @grizzled tusk died.

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@carmine cairn tried to destroy @raw moss by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@raw moss forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 10th place: @onyx sentinel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 12:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:39 AM

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jagged spruce Oct 29, 2025, 12:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:43 AM

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remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 12:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:45 AM

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near mortar Oct 29, 2025, 12:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:48 AM

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nova plover Oct 29, 2025, 12:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:55 AM

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next hemlock Oct 29, 2025, 1:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:04 AM

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visual oyster Oct 29, 2025, 1:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:08 AM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Oct 29, 2025, 1:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:21 AM

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rancid dragon Oct 29, 2025, 1:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:21 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 1:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:28 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @rancid dragon, @nova plover, @raw moss, @jagged spruce, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @modern plover, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@rancid dragon summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @rancid dragon died.

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@next hemlock tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@near mortar watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@nova plover stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @nova plover died.

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@jagged spruce flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@remote pumice pickpocketed @modern plover, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@near mortar was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @near mortar died.

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@modern plover declared war on emus. The emus won. @modern plover died.

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@visual oyster tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @visual oyster died.

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@next hemlock rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@remote pumice started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @remote pumice suddenly didn't feel so good. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@raw moss ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn chased @jagged spruce with their Palm Wood Sword. @jagged spruce tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @carmine cairn. @jagged spruce died.

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@next hemlock's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @next hemlock to notice them. @next hemlock died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @jagged spruce
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid dragon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 1:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:36 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jagged spruce Oct 29, 2025, 1:36 AM

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bb!register

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potent talon Oct 29, 2025, 1:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:37 AM

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raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 1:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:37 AM

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visual oyster Oct 29, 2025, 1:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:39 AM

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 1:40 AM

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glacial totem Oct 29, 2025, 1:44 AM

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unreal moat Oct 29, 2025, 1:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 1:48 AM

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near mortar Oct 29, 2025, 2:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:23 AM

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next hemlock Oct 29, 2025, 2:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:23 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 2:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Oct 29, 2025, 2:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:24 AM

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glacial totem Oct 29, 2025, 2:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:25 AM

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proud lava Oct 29, 2025, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @modern plover, @jagged spruce, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @ionic hawk, @potent talon, @raw moss, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @proud lava died.

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@potent talon found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @modern plover saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @glacial totem stabbed them in the back. @modern plover died.

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@unreal moat and @raw moss were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@jagged spruce tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @jagged spruce died.

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@near mortar built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @ionic hawk with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@visual oyster started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @visual oyster decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@next hemlock promised @unreal moat that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @unreal moat died.

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A zombie snuck up on @near mortar and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @near mortar died.

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@visual oyster told @remote pumice that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @remote pumice vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@potent talon accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @potent talon.

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@glacial totem befriended @long vine by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@next hemlock watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@raw moss tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@carmine cairn watched @ionic hawk go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @ionic hawk was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@potent talon and @remote pumice played catch with a Paladin. @potent talon accidentally fumbled a catch. @potent talon died.

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@visual oyster used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @visual oyster then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@glacial totem used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@raw moss commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@long vine's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @long vine! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@visual oyster jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @visual oyster died.

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@glacial totem threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@ionic hawk started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@remote pumice tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@next hemlock snuck up behind @carmine cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @next hemlock decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@raw moss tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@long vine hid an actuator in @remote pumice's lunch. Later that day, @remote pumice stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @remote pumice died.

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@ionic hawk was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @ionic hawk died.

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@raw moss started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@next hemlock found some soup in their fly.

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@next hemlock transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @next hemlock died.

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@glacial totem took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @carmine cairn and @long vine ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@long vine underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@glacial totem stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 29, 2025, 2:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 29, 2025, 2:40 AM

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long vine Oct 29, 2025, 2:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:42 AM

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glacial totem Oct 29, 2025, 2:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:47 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 29, 2025, 2:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 2:48 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 29, 2025, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 3:05 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Oct 29, 2025, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 3:05 AM

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earnest apex Oct 29, 2025, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 3:05 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Oct 29, 2025, 3:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 3:07 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Oct 29, 2025, 3:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 3:13 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 29, 2025, 3:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 3:22 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 29, 2025, 3:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 29, 2025, 3:28 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @ionic hawk, @modern plover, @deep shuttle, @long vine, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava argued with @raw moss about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@proud lava was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @carmine cairn's Star Cannon. @proud lava died.

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@glacial totem got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @glacial totem died.

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@modern plover shot @near mortar in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @near mortar died.

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@ionic hawk threw @modern plover into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @ionic hawk a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @modern plover died.

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@earnest apex took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.