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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:39 PM

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keen island Oct 27, 2025, 3:50 PM

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visual oyster Oct 27, 2025, 3:52 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 4:00 PM

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copper portal Oct 27, 2025, 4:10 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 4:14 PM

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jolly swift Oct 27, 2025, 4:18 PM

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hard scaffold Oct 27, 2025, 4:24 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 4:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 4:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:27 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @keen island, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @hard scaffold, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @copper portal, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@remote pumice dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @keen island, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @keen island died.

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@unreal moat tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @unreal moat died.

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@hard scaffold desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@copper portal wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @sudden roost killed them. @sudden roost died.

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@copper portal made some scary noises in the dark. @tranquil wyvern sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @copper portal died.

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@earnest apex opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@visual oyster used their embezzled funds to shred through @earnest apex with a Coin Gun. @earnest apex died.

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@chrome steeple started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @visual oyster by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @visual oyster died.

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@tranquil wyvern made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@hard scaffold boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@chrome steeple died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @chrome steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @tranquil wyvern accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift blew @hard scaffold to bits using an exploding bed. @hard scaffold died.

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@remote pumice bought a Gatligator and fired it at @carmine cairn for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @remote pumice furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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The Cyborg hacked into @tight niche's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@remote pumice used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@tight niche played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@jolly swift sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@carmine cairn pranked @remote pumice by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@remote pumice's booty was plundered by pirates. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@jolly swift and @carmine cairn set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@jolly swift drank sand for 10 hours. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn beat @tight niche into a pulp with a stale baguette. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @hard scaffold
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @copper portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 4:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:40 PM

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keen island Oct 27, 2025, 4:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:41 PM

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visual oyster Oct 27, 2025, 4:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 4:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 4:57 PM

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subtle gorge Oct 27, 2025, 5:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:08 PM

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earnest apex Oct 27, 2025, 5:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:11 PM

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raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 5:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:23 PM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 5:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:27 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 5:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:28 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @keen island, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, @chrome steeple, and @subtle gorge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@keen island put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @keen island died.

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@sweet fractal found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@subtle gorge tried to shoot @visual oyster using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @earnest apex's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@sweet fractal woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @sweet fractal died.

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@earnest apex iwwegawy owoed to @raw moss and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @earnest apex died.

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@tranquil wyvern considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@tight niche drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@tranquil wyvern started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@visual oyster followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @visual oyster died.

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@chrome steeple curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @chrome steeple in half. @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@raw moss felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@tranquil wyvern was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@raw moss took aim at @tight niche from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @subtle gorge with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@raw moss tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@carmine cairn used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@subtle gorge decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@tight niche took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@subtle gorge made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @subtle gorge died.

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@carmine cairn gazed at clouds with @tranquil wyvern. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@tight niche talked with @raw moss about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@tranquil wyvern decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@raw moss found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@carmine cairn wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@tight niche spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@carmine cairn got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @keen island

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 5:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:38 PM

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remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 5:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:39 PM

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visual oyster Oct 27, 2025, 5:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 5:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:46 PM

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weary night Oct 27, 2025, 5:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:52 PM

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raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 5:56 PM

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subtle gorge Oct 27, 2025, 5:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:58 PM

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jolly swift Oct 27, 2025, 6:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:06 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 6:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @weary night, @visual oyster, @chrome steeple, and @subtle gorge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @jolly swift was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @jolly swift had ever been in. @jolly swift died.

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@chrome steeple fired their bow at @weary night, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @chrome steeple gave up.

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@visual oyster tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@subtle gorge found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@carmine cairn tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@raw moss recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @raw moss concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@raw moss fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @raw moss died.

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@visual oyster found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @visual oyster headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@weary night ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @weary night died.

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@visual oyster greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @visual oyster died.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tranquil wyvern multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@chrome steeple made fun of @carmine cairn for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @carmine cairn shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @chrome steeple died.

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@subtle gorge finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @subtle gorge died.

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@tranquil wyvern thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@tight niche saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @weary night
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 6:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:37 PM

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glass vine Oct 27, 2025, 6:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:38 PM

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sudden roost Oct 27, 2025, 6:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:41 PM

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jolly swift Oct 27, 2025, 6:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 6:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:49 PM

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glacial totem Oct 27, 2025, 6:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 6:50 PM

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keen island Oct 27, 2025, 7:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:03 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 7:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:20 PM

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kind scroll Oct 27, 2025, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 7:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:27 PM

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past lake Oct 27, 2025, 7:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @keen island, @past lake, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @glacial totem, @raw moss, and @sudden roost
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@keen island took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @keen island died.

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@carmine cairn was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @kind scroll caught them in time.

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@glass vine used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@raw moss gave @past lake Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @past lake died.

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@glacial totem crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@jolly swift watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@glass vine gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @glass vine died.

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@raw moss built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@glacial totem went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@sudden roost tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @sudden roost died.

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@kind scroll was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @jolly swift with its horns. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @carmine cairn was mauled by wolves. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @tight niche found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 7th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @past lake

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Oct 27, 2025, 7:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:38 PM

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raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 7:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:38 PM

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remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 7:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:40 PM

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earnest apex Oct 27, 2025, 7:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:41 PM

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sudden roost Oct 27, 2025, 7:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:45 PM

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fierce bridge Oct 27, 2025, 7:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 7:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 8:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 8:13 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Oct 27, 2025, 8:24 PM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 8:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fierce bridge, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @sudden roost, @true lynx, @earnest apex, and @thick steppe
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@remote pumice hid from @raw moss by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@tight niche saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@sudden roost tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @sweet fractal's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @sweet fractal died.

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@sudden roost was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @sudden roost died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @thick steppe played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@fierce bridge invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@glacial totem found some Diamond Ore. @carmine cairn quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@true lynx looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@raw moss sacrificed @true lynx by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @true lynx died.

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@earnest apex went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @remote pumice had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @earnest apex died.

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@glacial totem was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @glacial totem died.

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@fierce bridge became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @fierce bridge died.

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@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @tranquil wyvern with a Classy Cane while their cell phone was ringing. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @next hemlock died.

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@thick steppe tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @thick steppe died.

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@tight niche performed an interpretive dance for @raw moss and @carmine cairn as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@remote pumice started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @carmine cairn and @raw moss.

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@tight niche performed surgery on a grape.

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@remote pumice's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@tight niche tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@tight niche decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@raw moss tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche tried to shoot an apple off of @raw moss's head. @tight niche's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @fierce bridge
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 8:38 PM

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fallen gull Oct 27, 2025, 8:41 PM

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glossy heath Oct 27, 2025, 9:09 PM

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rancid dragon Oct 27, 2025, 9:09 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 9:26 PM

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dusky elbow Oct 27, 2025, 9:28 PM

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honest oak Oct 27, 2025, 9:28 PM

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true lynx Oct 27, 2025, 9:28 PM

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remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 9:28 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@honest oak, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @glossy heath, @rancid dragon, @fallen gull, @thick steppe, @true lynx, @sudden roost, @raw moss, and @dusky elbow
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@honest oak theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@remote pumice paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Ice Rod.

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@sweet fractal triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @sweet fractal died.

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@rancid dragon was playing hide and seek with @true lynx and @carmine cairn, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @rancid dragon died.

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@fallen gull started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @fallen gull died.

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@thick steppe didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @true lynx's. @true lynx died.

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While exploring a swamp, @dusky elbow caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@dusky elbow was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @dusky elbow died.

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@sudden roost was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @raw moss tried putting @sudden roost back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @sudden roost died.

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@remote pumice was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @remote pumice died.

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@glossy heath visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @glossy heath thought her hands were more interesting.

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@honest oak was cornered by @carmine cairn, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@glossy heath went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @glossy heath died.

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@thick steppe crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @thick steppe's entire body.

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@thick steppe loves @honest oak to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @thick steppe died.

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@raw moss tried to instigate drama against @honest oak, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @raw moss used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @honest oak died.

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@raw moss accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @honest oak
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 8th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 9th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 10th place: @fallen gull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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craggy hawk Oct 27, 2025, 9:38 PM

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raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 9:40 PM

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silk schooner Oct 27, 2025, 10:16 PM

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modern plover Oct 27, 2025, 10:17 PM

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safe bramble Oct 27, 2025, 10:21 PM

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thick steppe Oct 27, 2025, 10:22 PM

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remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 10:22 PM

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rare viper Oct 27, 2025, 10:22 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 10:27 PM

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brazen plaza Oct 27, 2025, 10:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@craggy hawk, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @rare viper, @modern plover, @thick steppe, @sudden roost, @raw moss, @silk schooner, and @safe bramble
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@safe bramble flossed their teeth with @raw moss's shoelaces.

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@brazen plaza was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@craggy hawk ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@modern plover's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @modern plover died.

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@sudden roost used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @sudden roost died.

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@safe bramble tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @remote pumice's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @safe bramble died.

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@silk schooner failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@thick steppe tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@brazen plaza found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@rare viper and @thick steppe farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@silk schooner killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@remote pumice tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @brazen plaza's head instead. @brazen plaza died.

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@carmine cairn called @craggy hawk a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @craggy hawk died.

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@thick steppe failed to properly hydrate. @thick steppe died.

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@rare viper asked @carmine cairn to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @rare viper died.

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@silk schooner built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @silk schooner died.

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@remote pumice summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@carmine cairn walked up to @remote pumice and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @carmine cairn, that kills people! @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn tricked @raw moss into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 5th place: @rare viper
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @craggy hawk
100 points go to 8th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 9th place: @safe bramble
100 points go to 10th place: @sudden roost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 10:38 PM

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oak temple Oct 27, 2025, 10:40 PM

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sudden roost Oct 27, 2025, 10:52 PM

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visual oyster Oct 27, 2025, 10:54 PM

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thick steppe Oct 27, 2025, 11:05 PM

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sacred grove Oct 27, 2025, 11:16 PM

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remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 11:21 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 11:25 PM

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long vine Oct 27, 2025, 11:29 PM

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near mortar Oct 27, 2025, 11:35 PM

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deep shuttle Oct 27, 2025, 11:55 PM

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unreal moat Oct 27, 2025, 11:58 PM

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azure charm Oct 28, 2025, 12:12 AM

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amber ermine Oct 28, 2025, 12:17 AM

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silk schooner Oct 28, 2025, 12:19 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 12:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:28 AM

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next hemlock Oct 28, 2025, 12:29 AM

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turbid skiff Oct 28, 2025, 12:29 AM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @turbid skiff, @oak temple, @sacred grove, @azure charm, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @sudden roost, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @visual oyster, @deep shuttle, and @amber ermine
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@sudden roost trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@long vine and @near mortar discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@remote pumice found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@oak temple contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @oak temple died.

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@sacred grove got stuck in @deep shuttle's Rod of Discord farm. @sacred grove died.

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@thick steppe aimed a Last Prism beam at @turbid skiff, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@azure charm shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @azure charm's head. @azure charm died.

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@amber ermine sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@thick steppe drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @thick steppe died.

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@visual oyster made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

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@amber ermine accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@remote pumice wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @near mortar into an apple. @near mortar died.

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@sudden roost's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @sudden roost died.

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@next hemlock invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@silk schooner tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @silk schooner extremely rich.

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@long vine tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @long vine's mouth.

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@visual oyster ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @visual oyster died.

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@turbid skiff was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@carmine cairn compressed @deep shuttle until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @deep shuttle died.

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@amber ermine found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @amber ermine died.

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@turbid skiff threw a snowball at @next hemlock. To counter this, @next hemlock threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @turbid skiff died.

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@silk schooner spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@carmine cairn sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@raw moss’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@remote pumice went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @remote pumice died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @next hemlock started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @silk schooner's eye sockets. @silk schooner died.

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@long vine drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@next hemlock tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @raw moss demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @next hemlock by two. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn told @raw moss to bite the dust. In response, @raw moss took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@long vine got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@raw moss walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @digital flame, @glacial totem, @chrome steeple, @ionic hawk, @potent talon, @raw moss, @hard scaffold, and @amber ermine
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@long vine started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@hard scaffold took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@next hemlock tried to high-five @potent talon, but @potent talon went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@chrome steeple used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@glacial totem won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@next hemlock walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @next hemlock died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss spotted a Water Bolt on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@rancid dragon skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @rancid dragon died.

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@amber ermine found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@ionic hawk stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@remote pumice asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@digital flame tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@tranquil wyvern asked @chrome steeple if they "knew the way". @chrome steeple didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@potent talon tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @carmine cairn, but they were in broad daylight.

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@ionic hawk will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@digital flame threatened @hard scaffold with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @hard scaffold informed @digital flame as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @digital flame died.

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@glacial totem watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@glacial totem tried to explain to @long vine that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @long vine countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @glacial totem died.

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@chrome steeple woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @chrome steeple died.

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@potent talon found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @potent talon died.

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@amber ermine's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @amber ermine died.

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@hard scaffold and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @ionic hawk sped up the process by stabbing @hard scaffold. @hard scaffold died.

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@remote pumice overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@remote pumice dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @remote pumice died.

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@ionic hawk was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @ionic hawk died.

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@long vine hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @hard scaffold
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

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next hemlock Oct 28, 2025, 1:39 AM

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 1:46 AM

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glossy heath Oct 28, 2025, 2:10 AM

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rancid dragon Oct 28, 2025, 2:10 AM

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dim sphinx Oct 28, 2025, 2:19 AM

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true lynx Oct 28, 2025, 2:21 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 2:25 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @carmine cairn, @glossy heath, @dim sphinx, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @sacred grove, @modern plover, @chrome steeple, @true lynx, @sudden roost, @raw moss, and @visual oyster
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@sacred grove was arrested for killing @rancid dragon with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @rancid dragon died.

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@modern plover told @true lynx that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @true lynx took those words literally and peeled @modern plover. @modern plover died.

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@next hemlock lured @chrome steeple into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @chrome steeple's dust allergy! @chrome steeple died.

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@true lynx fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @true lynx died.

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@glossy heath shot a sand block at @dim sphinx with a Sandgun, but @dim sphinx managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@sudden roost went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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All that glitters is not gold. @raw moss disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@sudden roost forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @sudden roost died.

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@next hemlock managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@raw moss solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @sacred grove spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@visual oyster tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @visual oyster died.

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@dim sphinx went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @dim sphinx's fault.

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@carmine cairn dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@raw moss opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@glossy heath wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@sacred grove used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @sacred grove died.

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@glossy heath was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @glossy heath died.

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@dim sphinx tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@dim sphinx called @raw moss a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @dim sphinx died.

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@next hemlock asked @long vine to give them a hand, so @long vine chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@next hemlock likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @next hemlock probably liked trains a bit too much. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@raw moss painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@long vine received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @long vine died.

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@raw moss drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 6th place: @glossy heath
100 points go to 7th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 10th place: @true lynx

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sacred grove Oct 28, 2025, 2:40 AM

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 2:42 AM

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raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 2:51 AM

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modern plover Oct 28, 2025, 3:20 AM

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kind scroll Oct 28, 2025, 3:21 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 3:22 AM

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scarlet marten Oct 28, 2025, 3:25 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @scarlet marten, @carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @long vine, @sacred grove, @modern plover, @near mortar, @raw moss, @visual oyster, and @deep shuttle
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@kind scroll tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@sacred grove went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @sacred grove died.

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@raw moss felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @visual oyster took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@modern plover was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @modern plover died.

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@next hemlock consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@near mortar tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@visual oyster took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @visual oyster died.

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@kind scroll equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @kind scroll died.

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@scarlet marten wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @scarlet marten's head. @scarlet marten died.

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@carmine cairn was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@long vine flexed so hard on @raw moss that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @raw moss died.

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@deep shuttle overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@next hemlock was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@long vine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @long vine died.

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@deep shuttle decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@deep shuttle tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @deep shuttle died.

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@next hemlock tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @next hemlock died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @scarlet marten
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

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potent talon Oct 28, 2025, 3:38 AM

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next hemlock Oct 28, 2025, 3:39 AM

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visual oyster Oct 28, 2025, 3:40 AM

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near mortar Oct 28, 2025, 3:51 AM

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long vine Oct 28, 2025, 4:00 AM

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modern plover Oct 28, 2025, 4:09 AM

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unreal moat Oct 28, 2025, 4:09 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 28, 2025, 4:20 AM

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tight niche Oct 28, 2025, 4:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @brazen shell, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @modern plover, @potent talon, @deep shuttle, @long vine, and @visual oyster
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@raw moss tried to use forbidden magic to erase @carmine cairn from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @carmine cairn die, so nothing actually happened.

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@brazen shell was walked on by a Martian Walker. @brazen shell died.

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@long vine was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@near mortar caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon and @next hemlock played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@modern plover blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @modern plover's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@modern plover gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @modern plover died.

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@next hemlock farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@visual oyster adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @potent talon wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @visual oyster all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@raw moss recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@deep shuttle started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@carmine cairn sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@tight niche found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@carmine cairn started barking like a dog while chasing @deep shuttle.

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@potent talon took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@next hemlock invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@visual oyster fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@potent talon lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @potent talon died.

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@long vine was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@long vine started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@deep shuttle took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @deep shuttle died.

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@visual oyster had the high ground, but @next hemlock just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @visual oyster toppling to their doom. @visual oyster died.

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@next hemlock got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @next hemlock died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @long vine tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@carmine cairn decisively vanquished @tight niche through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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There are 17 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @brazen shell, @glacial totem, @modern plover, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @ionic hawk, @potent talon, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @woeful ridge, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @onyx sentinel
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@long vine tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@woeful ridge sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@carmine cairn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@visual oyster replaced @brazen shell's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @brazen shell died.

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@tight niche tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@onyx sentinel crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@modern plover asked for @near mortar's autograph. At first, @near mortar was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@glacial totem constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @raw moss by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @glacial totem's positioning was a bit off. @glacial totem died.

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@ionic hawk stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@unreal moat added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@modern plover fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @modern plover died.

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@potent talon sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @carmine cairn die

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@unreal moat swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@near mortar was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @near mortar died.

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@potent talon had a terrible night. @potent talon died.

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@ionic hawk started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@woeful ridge squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@visual oyster got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @visual oyster died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @woeful ridge. @woeful ridge died.

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@long vine tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@onyx sentinel returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@onyx sentinel activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@thick steppe found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @tight niche to check it out. @tight niche decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@gray sky dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @brave shore diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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Hey @gray sky, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @gray sky died.

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@thick steppe stopped a meteor from crushing @ionic hawk and @raw moss with their own body. @thick steppe died.

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@ionic hawk accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@ionic hawk activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @ionic hawk died.

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@onyx sentinel drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @onyx sentinel died.

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@raw moss tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @raw moss didn't know that.

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@tight niche ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @brave shore before they could say "Zoinks!" @brave shore died.

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After an intense fight, @raw moss was beaten by @carmine cairn in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @carmine cairn told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@long vine learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@long vine successfully snuck into @carmine cairn's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@tight niche tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @onyx sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @woeful ridge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 5:39 AM

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glacial totem Oct 28, 2025, 6:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tight niche, @rancid dragon, @dim sphinx, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @desert swift, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @ionic hawk, @long vine, @brave shore, @woeful ridge, @onyx sentinel, and @thick steppe
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@rancid dragon used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@ionic hawk suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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While in the Underground Jungle, @rancid dragon used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @rancid dragon died.

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@dim sphinx's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @dim sphinx died.

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@glacial totem took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @brave shore never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@desert swift got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @desert swift died.

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@onyx sentinel had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@unreal moat thought they assassinated @woeful ridge, but it was just @unreal moat in disguise. Huh? @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @potent talon died.

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@thick steppe tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@long vine got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @long vine died.

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@raw moss and @brave shore fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @raw moss won by breaking @brave shore's spine. @brave shore died.

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@woeful ridge relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@woeful ridge hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @woeful ridge died.

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@onyx sentinel hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@thick steppe was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@thick steppe released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @thick steppe, but it was very satisfying.

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@onyx sentinel tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@tight niche promised to @ionic hawk that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@raw moss died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @raw moss was revived.

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@onyx sentinel built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@onyx sentinel couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @onyx sentinel died.

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@thick steppe joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @thick steppe died.

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@ionic hawk grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@ionic hawk made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @raw moss walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@tight niche tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @tight niche is now bald.

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@ionic hawk finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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After opening a present, @raw moss discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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The Wall of Flesh told @ionic hawk that there was something stuck in their teeth. @ionic hawk checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @ionic hawk died.

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A witch prophesized that @tight niche would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@raw moss tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @onyx sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @woeful ridge
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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There are 12 players remaining.
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@main python used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @main python died.

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@olive garden was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @olive garden died.

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@long vine was stalking @glacial totem's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @long vine died.

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@raw moss built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@brave shore swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @brave shore died.

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@brazen shell used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @brazen shell didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @brazen shell died.

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@glacial totem looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @unreal moat died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @potent talon accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @potent talon died.

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@ionic hawk started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@onyx sentinel smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @onyx sentinel died.

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@ionic hawk stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @ionic hawk died.

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@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

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@tight niche purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tight niche ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@raw moss burned @tight niche to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 4th place: @onyx sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @brazen shell
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main python Oct 28, 2025, 7:46 AM

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long vine Oct 28, 2025, 7:57 AM

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fresh wing Oct 28, 2025, 8:00 AM

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brave shore Oct 28, 2025, 8:05 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 8:11 AM

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dim sphinx Oct 28, 2025, 8:15 AM

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rancid dragon Oct 28, 2025, 8:17 AM

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near mortar Oct 28, 2025, 8:23 AM

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tight niche Oct 28, 2025, 8:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @tight niche, @main python, @rancid dragon, @dim sphinx, @raw moss, @near mortar, @long vine, @brave shore, and @fresh wing
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@olive garden shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @olive garden's face. @olive garden died.

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@main python declared that 64 was their favorite number. @near mortar wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @main python by stabbing them 64 times. @main python died.

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@rancid dragon asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @rancid dragon died.

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@brave shore found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@dim sphinx received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @dim sphinx died.

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@tight niche began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@raw moss invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@near mortar tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @near mortar died.

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@fresh wing tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @fresh wing died.

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@brave shore found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@tranquil wyvern's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@tight niche got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@long vine followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @long vine died.

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@raw moss planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@tight niche tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @raw moss would soon die a gruesome death. @raw moss ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@brave shore opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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While @brave shore looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@tight niche found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@tight niche moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @dim sphinx
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid dragon
100 points go to 10th place: @main python

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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long vine Oct 28, 2025, 8:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 28, 2025, 8:38 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 28, 2025, 8:44 AM

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brazen shell Oct 28, 2025, 8:51 AM

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main python Oct 28, 2025, 9:06 AM

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unreal moat Oct 28, 2025, 9:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:09 AM

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amber ermine Oct 28, 2025, 9:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:11 AM

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tight niche Oct 28, 2025, 9:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:26 AM

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gray sky Oct 28, 2025, 9:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 28, 2025, 9:26 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @main python, @brazen shell, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @ionic hawk, @gray sky, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@amber ermine found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@unreal moat attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@tranquil wyvern broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@main python wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@gray sky became convinced that @ionic hawk was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @ionic hawk, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@olive garden tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @olive garden died.

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A strange device attached itself to @amber ermine's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @amber ermine died.

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@livid shuttle started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@ionic hawk found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@long vine equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@main python forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @main python wasn't a Slime, @main python was endlessly beaten. @main python died.

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@brazen shell accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @brazen shell died.

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@tight niche damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.