#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 14

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:36 PM

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tranquil wyvern placed chests all over the world except where @sudden roost was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @sudden roost died.

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@deep shuttle was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @deep shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @steel sentinel in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

visual oyster Oct 26, 2025, 7:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:39 PM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sudden roost Oct 26, 2025, 7:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:40 PM

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@sudden roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 26, 2025, 7:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:44 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic saddle Oct 26, 2025, 7:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:56 PM

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@exotic saddle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 26, 2025, 8:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:01 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 8:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:09 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 8:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:10 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 26, 2025, 8:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:10 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk schooner Oct 26, 2025, 8:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:11 PM

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@silk schooner, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 26, 2025, 8:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:21 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 26, 2025, 8:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:21 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike Oct 26, 2025, 8:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:24 PM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Oct 26, 2025, 8:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:25 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 8:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hard scaffold Oct 26, 2025, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:29 PM

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@hard scaffold, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @idle pike, @exotic saddle, @proud lava, @median night, @sudden roost, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @hard scaffold, @visual oyster, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@exotic saddle started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @exotic saddle died.

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@deep shuttle won in a fight against @proud lava by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @proud lava died.

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@median night was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @median night died.

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@sudden roost was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @sudden roost died.

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@steel sentinel reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @idle pike in a Fish costume.

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@hard scaffold's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @hard scaffold to notice them. @hard scaffold died.

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@visual oyster defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @visual oyster died.

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@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@remote pumice went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@silk schooner tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @silk schooner died.

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@tranquil wyvern screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@remote pumice ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@deep shuttle made some Synonym Rolls for @raw moss and @idle pike. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@tight niche wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@tight niche started blocking @tranquil wyvern's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@idle pike teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@carmine cairn was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@raw moss and @deep shuttle played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@deep shuttle was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @deep shuttle died.

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@idle pike was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @idle pike dried.

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@raw moss grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@idle pike walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@steel sentinel made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@carmine cairn, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@tight niche followed @raw moss into the jungle. @tight niche started looking left, right and center for @raw moss, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@steel sentinel complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @raw moss's life and give it to @steel sentinel. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @steel sentinel when the world was flipped.

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@carmine cairn drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@steel sentinel trapped @tight niche in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tight niche managed to escape regardless.

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@carmine cairn managed to kill @steel sentinel by doing absolutely nothing. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

amber ermine Oct 26, 2025, 8:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:42 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

visual oyster Oct 26, 2025, 8:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:44 PM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 26, 2025, 8:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:48 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 8:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:49 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silent shore Oct 26, 2025, 8:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:50 PM

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@silent shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 26, 2025, 8:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:53 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 26, 2025, 9:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:07 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 26, 2025, 9:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:19 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 9:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

earnest apex Oct 26, 2025, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:30 PM

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@earnest apex, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @silent shore, @ionic hawk, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @tight niche, @deep shuttle, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@silent shore stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @silent shore died.

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@visual oyster ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @visual oyster died.

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@deep shuttle discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@amber ermine tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @amber ermine's mouth.

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@tight niche fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@raw moss relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@amber ermine accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @amber ermine died.

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@earnest apex wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @earnest apex through the wall. @earnest apex died.

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After an intense fight, @glacial totem was beaten by @remote pumice in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @remote pumice told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@carmine cairn rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @carmine cairn's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@ionic hawk's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @ionic hawk died.

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@raw moss obscured @carmine cairn's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @carmine cairn escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@glacial totem sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@remote pumice got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@tight niche went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tight niche's fault.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tight niche. Queen Bee died.

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@remote pumice ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @remote pumice's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @raw moss, but it refused to listen because @carmine cairn didn't have enough badges.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@glacial totem crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @glacial totem's entire body.

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@raw moss stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@tight niche turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @tight niche died.

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@glacial totem flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@carmine cairn made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

main python Oct 26, 2025, 9:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:39 PM

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@main python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 9:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 26, 2025, 9:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:45 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 26, 2025, 9:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:46 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 26, 2025, 9:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:49 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sudden roost Oct 26, 2025, 9:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:55 PM

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@sudden roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 26, 2025, 9:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 9:58 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 26, 2025, 10:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:02 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

visual oyster Oct 26, 2025, 10:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:16 PM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Oct 26, 2025, 10:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:21 PM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 26, 2025, 10:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:26 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 10:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brazen plaza Oct 26, 2025, 10:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:30 PM

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@brazen plaza, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@main python, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @long vine, @glacial totem, @median night, @chrome steeple, @sudden roost, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@visual oyster claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@deep shuttle was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@main python stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @main python died.

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@carmine cairn found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @earnest apex to check it out. @earnest apex decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@glacial totem angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @glacial totem died.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @remote pumice was the bartender, @long vine was the DJ, and @median night was the pinata. @median night died.

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@sudden roost tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@brazen plaza cornered @chrome steeple at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @chrome steeple started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@chrome steeple was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @chrome steeple died.

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@long vine performed surgery on a grape.

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@brazen plaza trapped @earnest apex in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@deep shuttle was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@raw moss tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @sudden roost's head instead. @sudden roost died.

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@visual oyster met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @visual oyster ended up completely fine.

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@long vine tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@deep shuttle solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@remote pumice drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@carmine cairn tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@tight niche got quantum-entangled with @visual oyster, and used this opportunity to force @visual oyster to pick their own nose.

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@raw moss developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@earnest apex used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @earnest apex died.

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@visual oyster started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @visual oyster died.

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@raw moss tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @tight niche and @carmine cairn, who did not approve of gambling.

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@long vine tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@brazen plaza tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@deep shuttle modified @brazen plaza's Deathbringer Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @brazen plaza was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @brazen plaza died.

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@remote pumice fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @long vine. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@deep shuttle was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @deep shuttle's special someone!

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@long vine eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@deep shuttle tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @raw moss died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @long vine was caught in the crossfire. @long vine died.

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@tight niche accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @sudden roost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

visual oyster Oct 26, 2025, 10:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:39 PM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sudden roost Oct 26, 2025, 10:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:42 PM

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@sudden roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Oct 26, 2025, 10:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:47 PM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 10:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:53 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 26, 2025, 10:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 10:53 PM

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median night Oct 26, 2025, 11:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:07 PM

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next hemlock Oct 26, 2025, 11:09 PM

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exotic saddle Oct 26, 2025, 11:20 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 11:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:23 PM

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earnest apex Oct 26, 2025, 11:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @carmine cairn, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @muted aspen, @fierce bridge, @median night, @chrome steeple, @sudden roost, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@exotic saddle entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @exotic saddle died.

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@sudden roost began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@median night just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@next hemlock took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @muted aspen's Rod of Discord.

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@glacial totem tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @glacial totem keeled over from a heart attack. @glacial totem died.

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@fierce bridge shot @chrome steeple with a Water Gun. @chrome steeple shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@raw moss overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@earnest apex felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@visual oyster has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @visual oyster woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@next hemlock made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @next hemlock rich and famous.

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@muted aspen asked @raw moss to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @muted aspen died.

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@sudden roost tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @sudden roost decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @median night into fertilizer. @median night died.

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@chrome steeple forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @chrome steeple died.

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@sudden roost tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @sudden roost died.

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@next hemlock smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@earnest apex tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @earnest apex died.

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@visual oyster dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @visual oyster died.

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@fierce bridge managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @fierce bridge found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @fierce bridge died.

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@raw moss became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@next hemlock couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@next hemlock fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @next hemlock died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @next hemlock
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @fierce bridge
150 points go to 5th place: @visual oyster
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @muted aspen

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fierce bridge Oct 26, 2025, 11:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:38 PM

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@fierce bridge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 26, 2025, 11:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:38 PM

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raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 11:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:38 PM

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visual oyster Oct 26, 2025, 11:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:40 PM

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next hemlock Oct 26, 2025, 11:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:42 PM

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dry socket Oct 26, 2025, 11:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:57 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 12:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk schooner Oct 27, 2025, 12:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:29 AM

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@silk schooner, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike Oct 27, 2025, 12:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:29 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 12:34 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:34 AM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

real gale Oct 27, 2025, 12:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:42 AM

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fierce bridge Oct 27, 2025, 12:44 AM

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Bb!register

unreal moat Oct 27, 2025, 12:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 12:47 AM

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ionic anvil Oct 27, 2025, 1:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:02 AM

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oak temple Oct 27, 2025, 1:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:11 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @oak temple, @idle pike, @real gale, @fierce bridge, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @raw moss, @dry socket, @silk schooner, @visual oyster, and @ionic anvil
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @raw moss dyed.

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@ionic anvil tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@carmine cairn created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @carmine cairn's artistic genius.

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@oak temple accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @oak temple died.

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@silk schooner told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @next hemlock and @unreal moat.

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@remote pumice promised @idle pike that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @idle pike died.

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@chrome steeple felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@real gale somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @real gale died.

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@unreal moat accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @chrome steeple's mind right in front of their face. @chrome steeple died.

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@silk schooner found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@next hemlock went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@visual oyster used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@remote pumice wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@dry socket woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @dry socket died.

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@ionic anvil lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@silk schooner went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @silk schooner died.

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@visual oyster took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @visual oyster died.

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@carmine cairn got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @carmine cairn wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @carmine cairn was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@ionic anvil fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @ionic anvil died.

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@next hemlock found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@raw moss's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Sickle was nice and clean, but their Pulse Bow's string broke, and their Vilethorn cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@remote pumice searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@fierce bridge found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @fierce bridge died.

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@raw moss failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @next hemlock is approaching @carmine cairn!

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@next hemlock returned to their house, only to find that @raw moss had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@remote pumice trash talked @carmine cairn, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @remote pumice suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@next hemlock read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @next hemlock then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @carmine cairn's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic The Undertaker.

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@raw moss fired their bow at @carmine cairn, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @raw moss gave up.

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@carmine cairn escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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A Martian Probe spotted @raw moss, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @raw moss was too boring.

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@raw moss paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Fiery Greatsword.

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@carmine cairn recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@raw moss got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @fierce bridge
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic anvil
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 9th place: @dry socket
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 1:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:40 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Oct 27, 2025, 1:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:40 AM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 1:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:43 AM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 27, 2025, 1:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:43 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Oct 27, 2025, 1:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:43 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 27, 2025, 1:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:45 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 27, 2025, 1:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:56 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

visual oyster Oct 27, 2025, 1:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 1:58 AM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 2:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:07 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike Oct 27, 2025, 2:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:28 AM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 2:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:28 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 27, 2025, 2:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:29 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @oak temple, @idle pike, @glacial totem, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @raw moss, @visual oyster, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@chrome steeple created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@near mortar started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@carmine cairn came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@long vine made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @long vine died.

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@next hemlock saw @oak temple standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @oak temple died.

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@visual oyster bought a Gatligator and fired it at @remote pumice for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @visual oyster furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@near mortar tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@chrome steeple made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @chrome steeple died.

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@visual oyster told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @visual oyster died.

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@deep shuttle and @glacial totem had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@next hemlock and @carmine cairn huddled around @remote pumice to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @remote pumice's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@glacial totem tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@deep shuttle, @next hemlock, and @carmine cairn made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@remote pumice was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @deep shuttle used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @deep shuttle died.

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@next hemlock got stuck in @carmine cairn's Rod of Discord farm. @next hemlock died.

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@idle pike accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss loves @carmine cairn to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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glacial totem Oct 27, 2025, 2:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:38 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 2:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Oct 27, 2025, 2:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:40 AM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

visual oyster Oct 27, 2025, 2:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:42 AM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 27, 2025, 2:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:42 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 27, 2025, 2:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:43 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

plucky hound Oct 27, 2025, 2:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:51 AM

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@plucky hound, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 27, 2025, 2:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:55 AM

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 27, 2025, 2:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:55 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 2:58 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:58 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 27, 2025, 3:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:03 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 3:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:04 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 3:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:07 AM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 3:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Oct 27, 2025, 3:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:27 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike Oct 27, 2025, 3:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:28 AM

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@idle pike, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

meager ledge Oct 27, 2025, 3:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:28 AM

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@meager ledge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @oak temple, @idle pike, @glacial totem, @meager ledge, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @deep shuttle, and @plucky hound
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@idle pike, @near mortar and @remote pumice played hot potato with a grenade. @remote pumice forgot to pass it on. @remote pumice died.

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@oak temple was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @oak temple died.

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@visual oyster tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@next hemlock messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@glacial totem snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @glacial totem died.

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@chrome steeple found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @chrome steeple was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@plucky hound and @carmine cairn played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@deep shuttle started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@near mortar likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @near mortar probably liked trains a bit too much. @near mortar died.

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@chrome steeple accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @chrome steeple, go jump off that cliff. @chrome steeple died.

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The Nurse told @earnest apex they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @earnest apex died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @visual oyster's. @visual oyster died.

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@carmine cairn was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @carmine cairn lived.

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@meager ledge took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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A monkey dramatically raised @plucky hound up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @plucky hound off said cliff. @plucky hound died.

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@tranquil wyvern brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@idle pike drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@deep shuttle chased @meager ledge with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @meager ledge died.

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@next hemlock tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @deep shuttle's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@raw moss tried to attack @idle pike with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@next hemlock didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss shot a sand block at @idle pike with a Sandgun, but @idle pike managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @carmine cairn begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@carmine cairn spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@carmine cairn’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@carmine cairn went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@raw moss thought that @idle pike was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@long vine was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @long vine died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @idle pike needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @idle pike. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @raw moss blinked first.

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@carmine cairn put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @meager ledge
100 points go to 9th place: @plucky hound
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 4:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @kind scroll, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @oak temple, @livid shuttle, @near mortar, @sudden roost, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @dry socket, and @tight niche
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@raw moss took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@oak temple swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @oak temple died.

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@livid shuttle's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @kind scroll and @dry socket's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @livid shuttle died.

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@sudden roost ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@near mortar tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@earnest apex mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@tranquil wyvern found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@tranquil wyvern watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@earnest apex received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @kind scroll saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @dry socket stabbed them in the back. @kind scroll died.

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@sudden roost fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @sudden roost died.

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@dry socket had the high ground, but @raw moss just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @dry socket toppling to their doom. @dry socket died.

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@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @raw moss with unnecessary advice.

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@long vine, @carmine cairn, and @raw moss worked on a group project, but it looked like @long vine was doing most of the work.

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@long vine forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@carmine cairn was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@carmine cairn lulled @long vine into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @raw moss in disguise.

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@raw moss tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@carmine cairn cut a specific wire in @raw moss's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @dry socket
100 points go to 7th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 8th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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visual oyster Oct 27, 2025, 5:05 AM

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rancid dragon Oct 27, 2025, 5:26 AM

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brave shore Oct 27, 2025, 5:28 AM

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kind scroll Oct 27, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@modern heath, @rancid dragon, @kind scroll, @long vine, @brave shore, @livid shuttle, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @fresh wing, @visual oyster, @tight niche, and @past lake
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@tight niche shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@fresh wing wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@livid shuttle sniped @visual oyster with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @livid shuttle, it was opposite day. @livid shuttle died.

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@earnest apex bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @earnest apex was blown to smithereens. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @visual oyster was caught in the crossfire. @visual oyster died.

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@past lake pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @past lake died.

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@brave shore put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @rancid dragon thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@fresh wing broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @fresh wing died.

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@long vine and @brave shore had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@kind scroll ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @kind scroll died.

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@modern heath placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @modern heath died.

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@tight niche wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @rancid dragon on a spit. @rancid dragon died.

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@brave shore was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@raw moss learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @raw moss died.

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@long vine took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@long vine was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tight niche's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@brave shore drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tight niche appeared instead.

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@long vine was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@brave shore went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Tin Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Phantasm's string broke, and their Nimbus Rod cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tight niche sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @rancid dragon
150 points go to 6th place: @modern heath
100 points go to 7th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 8th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 9th place: @past lake
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fresh wing Oct 27, 2025, 5:38 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 5:52 AM

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serene rune Oct 27, 2025, 5:52 AM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 6:29 AM

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past lake Oct 27, 2025, 6:37 AM

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proud lava Oct 27, 2025, 6:40 AM

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modern heath Oct 27, 2025, 6:47 AM

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pseudo spruce Oct 27, 2025, 6:59 AM

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plain parrot Oct 27, 2025, 7:27 AM

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@proud lava, @past lake, @livid shuttle, @serene rune, @tight niche, @modern heath, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @nimble sorrel, @plain parrot, @fresh wing, and @chrome steeple
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@proud lava tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @proud lava died.

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@past lake dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @past lake died.

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@livid shuttle toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@serene rune wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @serene rune died.

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@tight niche ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @tight niche died.

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@pseudo spruce fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @pseudo spruce died.

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@nimble sorrel used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @nimble sorrel died.

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@chrome steeple finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@chrome steeple threw @plain parrot in the washing machine and turned it on. @plain parrot died.

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@fresh wing painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@modern heath placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Vortex Beater.

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@chrome steeple and @modern heath found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@fresh wing got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @fresh wing, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @fresh wing died.

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@chrome steeple found a hill and started to roll down it. @chrome steeple was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @chrome steeple died.

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A pretty fairy led @modern heath to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @modern heath died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @modern heath
250 points go to 3rd place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 4th place: @fresh wing
150 points go to 5th place: @plain parrot
150 points go to 6th place: @nimble sorrel
100 points go to 7th place: @pseudo spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 9th place: @serene rune
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 27, 2025, 7:38 AM

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pseudo spruce Oct 27, 2025, 7:46 AM

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amber ermine Oct 27, 2025, 7:48 AM

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olive garden Oct 27, 2025, 7:49 AM

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fresh wing Oct 27, 2025, 7:51 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 7:52 AM

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near mortar Oct 27, 2025, 8:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 8:30 AM

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long vine Oct 27, 2025, 8:31 AM

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real gale Oct 27, 2025, 8:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 9:10 AM

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near mortar Oct 27, 2025, 9:18 AM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 9:28 AM

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hard dagger Oct 27, 2025, 9:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @hard dagger, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @near mortar, @real gale, @long vine, and @fresh wing
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@livid shuttle challenged @tight niche to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tight niche's turn to win. @livid shuttle died.

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@olive garden drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @amber ermine farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @amber ermine died.

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@pseudo spruce activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @pseudo spruce died.

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@fresh wing laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@long vine heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @long vine stopped because their voice became horse.

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@near mortar received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@tranquil wyvern patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @real gale in disguise.

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@near mortar messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@near mortar caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @olive garden's house. @olive garden started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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The sun burnt @fresh wing into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@hard dagger paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Zombie Arm.

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@real gale distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@fresh wing didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @fresh wing died.

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@tranquil wyvern encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @tranquil wyvern decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@real gale put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@long vine fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern, @hard dagger and @olive garden played hot potato with a grenade. @olive garden forgot to pass it on. @olive garden died.

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@hard dagger developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@tranquil wyvern declared war against @real gale because they didn't like something @real gale said in their AMA.

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@tight niche screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@raw moss started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@tight niche stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @tight niche's ego received a small boost.

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@hard dagger told @real gale a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @real gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@hard dagger verbally roasted @tranquil wyvern so hard that they burst into flames. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@hard dagger embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @hard dagger tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @hard dagger died.

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@raw moss has fallen, and they can't get up. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @hard dagger
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @fresh wing
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @pseudo spruce

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @hard dagger, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @main python, @modern heath, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @near mortar, @real gale, and @long vine
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@near mortar built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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While examining a strange emblem, @proud lava accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @proud lava died.

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@long vine bragged to @tranquil wyvern about their combat skills. @tranquil wyvern didn't really know @long vine and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@livid shuttle was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@real gale comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@hard dagger traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @hard dagger did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @hard dagger died.

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@livid shuttle attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @livid shuttle died.

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@main python spoke softly to @modern heath while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @modern heath died.

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@pseudo spruce explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @pseudo spruce died.

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@near mortar modified @raw moss's Lead Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @raw moss was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@long vine insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @near mortar insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @near mortar, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @near mortar died.

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@real gale became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @real gale died.

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@main python picked a fight with a goose. @main python died.

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@tranquil wyvern discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@tight niche started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@long vine explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @tight niche was flattened by a road roller. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @main python
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @pseudo spruce
100 points go to 9th place: @modern heath
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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near mortar Oct 27, 2025, 10:43 AM

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long vine Oct 27, 2025, 10:45 AM

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pseudo spruce Oct 27, 2025, 11:01 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 11:05 AM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 11:22 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 11:24 AM

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unreal moat Oct 27, 2025, 11:42 AM

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brazen plaza Oct 27, 2025, 12:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @main python, @pseudo spruce, @brazen plaza, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @chrome steeple
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@olive garden started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @olive garden soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @olive garden died.

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@main python dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @main python died.

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@near mortar started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@unreal moat underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@livid shuttle touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@long vine was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@pseudo spruce accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @pseudo spruce died.

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@near mortar's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @near mortar died.

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@brazen plaza found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tranquil wyvern used their Copper Broadsword to lop off @unreal moat's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tranquil wyvern invented golf. @unreal moat died.

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@livid shuttle had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@long vine was furious at @chrome steeple for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @long vine's special someone!

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@tight niche started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@brazen plaza tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @brazen plaza quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@chrome steeple fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @chrome steeple died.

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@brazen plaza was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @brazen plaza died.

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@livid shuttle had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @livid shuttle's skull. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine and @tight niche got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@tranquil wyvern hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@tranquil wyvern found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@long vine wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@tight niche asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@tight niche fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@tranquil wyvern was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @long vine, who was out swimming that day. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @pseudo spruce
100 points go to 10th place: @main python

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 12:40 PM

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near mortar Oct 27, 2025, 12:41 PM

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remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 12:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 12:52 PM

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unreal moat Oct 27, 2025, 12:56 PM

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copper portal Oct 27, 2025, 1:06 PM

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sudden roost Oct 27, 2025, 1:10 PM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 1:26 PM

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brave shore Oct 27, 2025, 1:26 PM

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zenith root Oct 27, 2025, 1:28 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 1:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @copper portal, @brave shore, @zenith root, and @chrome steeple
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@near mortar was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @unreal moat died.

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@copper portal played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@remote pumice's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@carmine cairn read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@chrome steeple told @sudden roost to step off their carpet, which they did. @chrome steeple proceeded to murder @sudden roost, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @sudden roost died.

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@zenith root reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @tight niche in a Fish costume.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @zenith root tattled on them.

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@copper portal tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @copper portal died.

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@remote pumice escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@chrome steeple offered to add a gold trim to @tranquil wyvern's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@tight niche used the power of Flex Tape to stick @brave shore in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @brave shore's suffering to a swift end. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@zenith root's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @zenith root died.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @chrome steeple's. @chrome steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@remote pumice drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@remote pumice was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @tight niche's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@carmine cairn decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@tight niche huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@carmine cairn paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@tight niche wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 27, 2025, 1:37 PM

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sudden roost Oct 27, 2025, 1:46 PM

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past lake Oct 27, 2025, 1:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 1:46 PM

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modern heath Oct 27, 2025, 1:50 PM

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brave shore Oct 27, 2025, 1:53 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 2:10 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 2:28 PM

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long vine Oct 27, 2025, 2:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:30 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @past lake, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @modern heath, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, and @chrome steeple
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@brave shore combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@modern heath drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@carmine cairn started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@modern heath kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @modern heath red. @modern heath died.

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@unreal moat followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @unreal moat discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @unreal moat died.

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@long vine shot @sudden roost to death with a finger gun. @sudden roost died.

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@gray sky accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @gray sky died.

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@chrome steeple tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @chrome steeple then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @chrome steeple died.

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@past lake tried to save @long vine's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @past lake died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @past lake died.

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@tranquil wyvern was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@long vine headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @carmine cairn had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@brave shore played rock-paper-scissors with @tight niche. @brave shore played paper. @tight niche played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @brave shore was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @brave shore died.

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@long vine looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@tight niche saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@carmine cairn summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @long vine's life points directly. @long vine died.

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After @tight niche drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @past lake
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 27, 2025, 2:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:40 PM

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long vine Oct 27, 2025, 2:40 PM

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pliant echo Oct 27, 2025, 2:43 PM

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copper portal Oct 27, 2025, 2:47 PM

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gray sky Oct 27, 2025, 2:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:49 PM

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sudden roost Oct 27, 2025, 2:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 2:49 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 27, 2025, 3:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:03 PM

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near mortar Oct 27, 2025, 3:16 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 27, 2025, 3:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:17 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 27, 2025, 3:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:17 PM

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copper portal Oct 27, 2025, 3:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:19 PM

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@copper portal, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 27, 2025, 3:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:23 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

real gale Oct 27, 2025, 3:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:23 PM

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 3:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:24 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 27, 2025, 3:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @pliant echo, @carmine cairn, @near mortar, @real gale, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @copper portal, @gray sky, @long vine, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@pliant echo accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @pliant echo died.

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@copper portal aimed a spinning toy at @chrome steeple, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@carmine cairn practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@near mortar kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @remote pumice had had enough, so they scooped @near mortar to death with an ice cream spoon. @near mortar died.

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@sudden roost escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@unreal moat thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @unreal moat died.

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@sudden roost's face was scorched off after @gray sky took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @sudden roost died.

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@copper portal turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @copper portal died.

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@gray sky tried to get @chrome steeple to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tight niche walked out the door.

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@remote pumice invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@real gale trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@steel sentinel managed to kill @long vine by doing absolutely nothing. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn stole @tranquil wyvern's lemons. @tranquil wyvern got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @carmine cairn's house down.

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@chrome steeple got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@chrome steeple made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @chrome steeple died.

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@remote pumice shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@tight niche tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@steel sentinel started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@tight niche found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @remote pumice, @real gale, and @tranquil wyvern. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @steel sentinel's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @steel sentinel died.

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@real gale tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @real gale died.

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@tight niche decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tight niche took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@tight niche was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @copper portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Oct 27, 2025, 3:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 27, 2025, 3:38 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 27, 2025, 3:39 PM

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bb!register