#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 9

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@earnest apex tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @earnest apex died.

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@scenic grotto went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @scenic grotto died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @tight niche died.

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@astral glacier swung a Christmas Tree Sword at @jolly swift and missed. However, @jolly swift acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @astral glacier to receive a yellow card.

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@astral glacier equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @astral glacier died.

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@jolly swift defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @jolly swift died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jolly swift
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @scenic grotto
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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void basalt Oct 22, 2025, 3:46 PM

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twilit quarry Oct 22, 2025, 3:54 PM

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oak temple Oct 22, 2025, 3:56 PM

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jolly swift Oct 22, 2025, 3:57 PM

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digital flame Oct 22, 2025, 4:03 PM

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peak yoke Oct 22, 2025, 4:08 PM

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near mortar Oct 22, 2025, 4:13 PM

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weary crane Oct 22, 2025, 4:13 PM

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remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 4:15 PM

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glacial totem Oct 22, 2025, 4:20 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 4:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @digital flame, @void basalt, @glacial totem, @twilit quarry, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @oak temple, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, and @weary crane
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@carmine cairn explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@peak yoke and @tranquil wyvern farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@weary crane started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@void basalt put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@remote pumice covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@oak temple and @twilit quarry discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@digital flame thought they assassinated @jolly swift, but it was just @digital flame in disguise. Huh? @digital flame died.

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@near mortar literally gaslighted @twilit quarry by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @twilit quarry died.

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@remote pumice used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@oak temple tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@earnest apex tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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After @near mortar drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern argued with @void basalt about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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After @oak temple went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @oak temple died.

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@peak yoke took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @jolly swift and @tight niche ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@glacial totem started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@void basalt beat @peak yoke into a pulp with a stale baguette. @peak yoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@weary crane obscured @earnest apex's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @earnest apex escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@earnest apex took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@tight niche watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@glacial totem trapped @remote pumice in a maze, but while they were taunting @remote pumice, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@void basalt was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @void basalt dried.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@weary crane found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@weary crane wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @weary crane died.

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@void basalt likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @void basalt probably liked trains a bit too much. @void basalt died.

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@jolly swift took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@jolly swift fed @carmine cairn several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@remote pumice found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@glacial totem took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@jolly swift threatened @tight niche with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tight niche informed @jolly swift as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@glacial totem became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@glacial totem looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@tight niche fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@carmine cairn wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@glacial totem forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche told @carmine cairn to bite the dust. In response, @carmine cairn took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@carmine cairn sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tight niche literally impeached @carmine cairn by squashing them under a giant peach. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @void basalt
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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void basalt Oct 22, 2025, 4:41 PM

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glacial totem Oct 22, 2025, 4:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 22, 2025, 4:44 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 22, 2025, 4:48 PM

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earnest apex Oct 22, 2025, 4:49 PM

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digital flame Oct 22, 2025, 4:56 PM

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jolly swift Oct 22, 2025, 5:01 PM

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remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 5:02 PM

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peak yoke Oct 22, 2025, 5:02 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 5:24 PM

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tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 5:29 PM

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dim gale Oct 22, 2025, 5:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @digital flame, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @void basalt, @glacial totem, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, and @earnest apex
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The fighting begins again!

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@void basalt was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @void basalt died.

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@earnest apex got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @earnest apex wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @earnest apex was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@glacial totem was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @glacial totem died.

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@jolly swift played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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A Martian Probe spotted @remote pumice, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @remote pumice was too boring.

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@peak yoke was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@dim gale and @tranquil wyvern relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@peak yoke lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @peak yoke died.

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@digital flame claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@earnest apex was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@dim gale finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@digital flame sang a song to try to impress @jolly swift, @tranquil wyvern, and @carmine cairn. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@earnest apex found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @remote pumice, who silenced @earnest apex by filling their hiding place with water. @earnest apex died.

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@digital flame panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @digital flame died.

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@dim gale worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@dim gale used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tight niche, but it refused to listen because @tranquil wyvern didn't have enough badges.

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@jolly swift started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@remote pumice distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@tight niche invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@carmine cairn and @remote pumice were having a nice picnic on the beach when @steel sentinel stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@tranquil wyvern was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @steel sentinel died.

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@remote pumice summoned a solar eclipse while @carmine cairn was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@tight niche made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tight niche felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@carmine cairn somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@tight niche used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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earnest apex Oct 22, 2025, 5:48 PM

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glacial totem Oct 22, 2025, 5:54 PM

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raw moss Oct 22, 2025, 5:59 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 22, 2025, 6:06 PM

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copper portal Oct 22, 2025, 6:11 PM

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remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 6:12 PM

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mystic mesa Oct 22, 2025, 6:14 PM

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amber ermine Oct 22, 2025, 6:18 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 6:22 PM

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thick steppe Oct 22, 2025, 6:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 6:27 PM

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glacial totem Oct 22, 2025, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 6:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @proven hamlet, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @mystic mesa, @copper portal, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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The fighting begins again!

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@proven hamlet was vehicularly manslaughtered by @glacial totem's minecart. @proven hamlet died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@amber ermine took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @earnest apex. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Flamelash.

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@mystic mesa decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @mystic mesa died.

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@copper portal challenged @remote pumice to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @remote pumice's turn to win. @copper portal died.

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@thick steppe learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@glacial totem didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@amber ermine died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @amber ermine died.

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@thick steppe fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @thick steppe died.

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@raw moss was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@remote pumice got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 10th place: @mystic mesa

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Oct 22, 2025, 6:38 PM

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raw moss Oct 22, 2025, 6:38 PM

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earnest apex Oct 22, 2025, 6:43 PM

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void basalt Oct 22, 2025, 6:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 22, 2025, 6:55 PM

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peak yoke Oct 22, 2025, 7:11 PM

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remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 7:23 PM

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glacial totem Oct 22, 2025, 7:24 PM

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tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

astral glacier Oct 22, 2025, 7:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 7:31 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:02 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mystic mesa Oct 22, 2025, 8:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:23 PM

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@mystic mesa, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 8:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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slim gull Oct 22, 2025, 8:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:30 PM

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@slim gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @mystic mesa, @slim gull, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @void basalt, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @astral glacier, @proven hamlet, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@mystic mesa hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @mystic mesa died.

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@sweet fractal accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @sweet fractal died.

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@void basalt hid from @carmine cairn after @astral glacier exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@raw moss traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @peak yoke discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @peak yoke died.

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@slim gull got tired of @astral glacier constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @astral glacier died.

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@proven hamlet was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @proven hamlet barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @proven hamlet died.

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@earnest apex summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@remote pumice realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@earnest apex tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tranquil wyvern through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @earnest apex has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@void basalt went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @carmine cairn and @raw moss summoned the Impending Doom. @void basalt died.

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@slim gull tried to attack @raw moss with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@tranquil wyvern swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Gatligator. Obviously, this failed.

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@carmine cairn was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@slim gull cornered @raw moss at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @raw moss started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@slim gull tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @slim gull died.

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@tight niche summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @remote pumice's life points directly. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@tight niche went down @raw moss's chimney to deliver presents, but @raw moss's fireplace was still in use. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss asked @carmine cairn to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @slim gull
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @void basalt
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @proven hamlet
100 points go to 10th place: @astral glacier

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

slim gull Oct 22, 2025, 8:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:38 PM

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@slim gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 22, 2025, 8:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

void basalt Oct 22, 2025, 8:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:46 PM

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@void basalt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pseudo spruce Oct 22, 2025, 8:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 8:53 PM

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@pseudo spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 22, 2025, 9:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:01 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 22, 2025, 9:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:04 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 9:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Oct 22, 2025, 9:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:26 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Oct 22, 2025, 9:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:27 PM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 9:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:28 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brazen plaza Oct 22, 2025, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:30 PM

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@brazen plaza, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @slim gull, @carmine cairn, @void basalt, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @ionic hawk, @long vine, @brave shore, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@slim gull and @ionic hawk played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@velvet dune stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @velvet dune's ego received a small boost.

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@slim gull tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Chlorophyte Claymore. @slim gull died.

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@tight niche did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @peak yoke, who happened to be passing by.

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@pseudo spruce asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @pseudo spruce died.

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@raw moss discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@peak yoke took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine followed @ionic hawk into the jungle. @long vine started looking left, right and center for @ionic hawk, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@raw moss ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@tight niche obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@remote pumice needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@brave shore became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@velvet dune opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@velvet dune had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @velvet dune's skull. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@long vine invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @void basalt, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @void basalt died.

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@carmine cairn made some Synonym Rolls for @raw moss and @remote pumice. Just like Grammar used to make!

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tight niche's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@brave shore had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@carmine cairn started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@remote pumice dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche and @ionic hawk had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@raw moss found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@long vine tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@ionic hawk blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @ionic hawk's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@brave shore overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@carmine cairn invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@tight niche distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@long vine started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @long vine died.

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@raw moss tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@ionic hawk sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @ionic hawk died.

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@tight niche tied up @carmine cairn and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @carmine cairn to die. However, @carmine cairn managed to escape from their bonds.

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@brave shore neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @void basalt
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 22, 2025, 9:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 22, 2025, 9:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:41 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 9:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:46 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

twin remnant Oct 22, 2025, 10:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:15 PM

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@twin remnant, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

void basalt Oct 22, 2025, 10:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:15 PM

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@void basalt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 10:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 22, 2025, 10:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:20 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 10:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

digital flame Oct 22, 2025, 10:31 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:31 PM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 22, 2025, 10:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 10:41 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Oct 22, 2025, 11:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:12 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass vine Oct 22, 2025, 11:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:15 PM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spice flame Oct 22, 2025, 11:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:16 PM

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@spice flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nimble sorrel Oct 22, 2025, 11:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:27 PM

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@nimble sorrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@proud lava, @glass vine, @tight niche, @digital flame, @carmine cairn, @spice flame, @void basalt, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @twin remnant, @remote pumice, @nimble sorrel, @peak yoke, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @proud lava died.

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The Wizard showed @void basalt their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@glacial totem damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@glass vine ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @glass vine died.

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@long vine tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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After eating supper together, @tight niche betrayed @digital flame in exchange for 30 silver coins. @digital flame died.

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@twin remnant tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @twin remnant died.

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@peak yoke found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@remote pumice lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@long vine captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @peak yoke was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@nimble sorrel was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @nimble sorrel died.

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@raw moss went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@spice flame decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@remote pumice tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@carmine cairn tried to confess their love to @glacial totem, but @glacial totem interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@peak yoke angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @long vine died.

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@void basalt decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @void basalt died.

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@carmine cairn got tired of @spice flame trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @spice flame at a Sawmill. @spice flame died.

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@tight niche calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@glacial totem claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@tight niche summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@remote pumice went AFK in their gel farm. @glacial totem set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@tight niche drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@glacial totem dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@glacial totem screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@carmine cairn tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@carmine cairn was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @glacial totem stopped them in time.

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@carmine cairn confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@glacial totem wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@glacial totem was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @spice flame
100 points go to 7th place: @void basalt
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble sorrel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 11:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:39 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 22, 2025, 11:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 22, 2025, 11:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:41 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass vine Oct 22, 2025, 11:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:43 PM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 22, 2025, 11:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:57 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

harsh hill Oct 23, 2025, 12:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:04 AM

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@harsh hill, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 23, 2025, 12:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:04 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 23, 2025, 12:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:23 AM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 23, 2025, 12:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:25 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

slim gull Oct 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@slim gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Oct 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

vapid dust Oct 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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Bb!register

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@vapid dust, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glass vine, @slim gull, @harsh hill, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @near mortar, @median night, @remote pumice, @vapid dust, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, and @thick steppe
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glass vine realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @glass vine died.

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@harsh hill climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @thick steppe and @peak yoke.

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@harsh hill started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @harsh hill soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @harsh hill died.

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@near mortar was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @near mortar died.

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@median night became convinced that @slim gull was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @slim gull, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@vapid dust rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@remote pumice walked up to @median night and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @remote pumice, that kills people! @median night died.

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@carmine cairn's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@peak yoke fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @peak yoke died.

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@slim gull was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@earnest apex tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@remote pumice stole @thick steppe's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @thick steppe was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@earnest apex clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @earnest apex died.

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@vapid dust tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @vapid dust was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @vapid dust died.

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@thick steppe asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @thick steppe died.

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@slim gull jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @slim gull died.

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@remote pumice was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @raw moss broke their fall with their own body. @raw moss died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @slim gull
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @vapid dust
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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There are 12 players remaining.
@glass vine, @carmine cairn, @digital flame, @delicate flax, @idle pike, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @modern plover, @peak yoke, and @weary crane
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@delicate flax painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@glacial totem compressed @glass vine until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @glass vine died.

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@idle pike took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @peak yoke's Rod of Discord.

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@remote pumice threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @delicate flax would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @delicate flax died.

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@modern plover popped @glacial totem by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@near mortar saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss and @weary crane were about to face off, but @raw moss had to run off to the restroom first.

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@peak yoke found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@idle pike tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@modern plover got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@remote pumice saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@digital flame's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @digital flame! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@carmine cairn shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@idle pike spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@remote pumice forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @remote pumice died.

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@digital flame found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@raw moss rescued @modern plover from drowning, but in reverse. @modern plover died.

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@peak yoke got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@idle pike teleported behind @weary crane using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @weary crane died.

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@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@digital flame was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @digital flame died.

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@raw moss used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@raw moss dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @idle pike, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @raw moss's brains. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 5th place: @weary crane
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @delicate flax, @void basalt, @idle pike, @twilit quarry, @raw moss, @twin remnant, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, and @velvet dune
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@glass vine used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @glass vine died.

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@unreal moat wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@twilit quarry threw @delicate flax in the washing machine and turned it on. @delicate flax died.

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@earnest apex played Frisbee with @twin remnant using a Light Disc, but @twin remnant unfortunately didn't have five hands. @twin remnant died.

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@unreal moat was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@idle pike tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@void basalt saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@carmine cairn declared war against @idle pike because they didn't like something @idle pike said in their AMA.

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@velvet dune tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@tranquil wyvern warned @twilit quarry not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @twilit quarry trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@peak yoke was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @earnest apex tried putting @peak yoke back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@raw moss was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@earnest apex encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @earnest apex died.

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@void basalt was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @void basalt died.

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@velvet dune thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@carmine cairn opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@twilit quarry was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @twilit quarry died.

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@velvet dune declared war on emus. The emus won. @velvet dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @tranquil wyvern's face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn, @raw moss, and @idle pike formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@idle pike stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@raw moss's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @twilit quarry
100 points go to 7th place: @void basalt
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Oct 23, 2025, 2:38 AM

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twin remnant Oct 23, 2025, 3:12 AM

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novel cosmos Oct 23, 2025, 3:16 AM

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modern plover Oct 23, 2025, 3:18 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 23, 2025, 3:24 AM

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@twin remnant, @carmine cairn, @sacred grove, @modern plover, @unreal moat, @true lynx, @potent talon, @raw moss, @novel cosmos, @lofty dove, @peak yoke, and @dusky elbow
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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@peak yoke found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@twin remnant tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @twin remnant died.

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@modern plover sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @modern plover died.

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@raw moss headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @true lynx had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@unreal moat suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @dusky elbow begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@dusky elbow spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@dusky elbow’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@dusky elbow went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@unreal moat transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @unreal moat died.

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@sacred grove started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@potent talon got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@true lynx put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @true lynx died.

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@carmine cairn ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@potent talon was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @potent talon died.

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@novel cosmos tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @novel cosmos died.

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@lofty dove went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @lofty dove died.

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@peak yoke tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @peak yoke died.

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@dusky elbow tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @dusky elbow died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @carmine cairn.

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@raw moss started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@sacred grove got quantum-entangled with @carmine cairn, and used this opportunity to force @carmine cairn to pick their own nose.

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@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@sacred grove planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@carmine cairn forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@sacred grove fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@sacred grove accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @sacred grove died. @sacred grove died. @sacred grove died. @sacred grove died.

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@raw moss offered to add a gold trim to @carmine cairn's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@raw moss was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@carmine cairn drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 4th place: @dusky elbow
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @lofty dove
100 points go to 7th place: @novel cosmos
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

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glacial totem Oct 23, 2025, 3:39 AM

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sacred grove Oct 23, 2025, 3:40 AM

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digital flame Oct 23, 2025, 3:59 AM

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unreal moat Oct 23, 2025, 4:01 AM

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raw moss Oct 23, 2025, 4:06 AM

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twin remnant Oct 23, 2025, 4:11 AM

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glass vine Oct 23, 2025, 4:11 AM

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near mortar Oct 23, 2025, 4:12 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 23, 2025, 4:22 AM

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potent talon Oct 23, 2025, 4:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glass vine, @carmine cairn, @digital flame, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @runic forge, @near mortar, @twin remnant, @unreal moat, and @potent talon
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@potent talon was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @potent talon die

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@runic forge headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@glass vine kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @glass vine red. @glass vine died.

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@sacred grove found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @twin remnant to check it out. @twin remnant decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@glacial totem dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @raw moss with unnecessary advice.

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@unreal moat tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@near mortar used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@sacred grove was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @sacred grove suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@potent talon started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@unreal moat and @carmine cairn found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@runic forge created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@sacred grove skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @sacred grove died.

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@runic forge tried to get @raw moss to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @runic forge died.

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@digital flame summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @twin remnant felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@near mortar asked for @carmine cairn's autograph. At first, @carmine cairn was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@unreal moat listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @unreal moat saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@raw moss tried to kill @potent talon by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@potent talon started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@digital flame started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@near mortar multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@raw moss tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@near mortar challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @near mortar died.

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@twin remnant heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @twin remnant died.

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@raw moss tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @carmine cairn, but they were in broad daylight.

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@unreal moat vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon was stalking @digital flame's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @potent talon died.

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@digital flame tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@raw moss dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @carmine cairn fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@carmine cairn almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@digital flame drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@raw moss recruited @digital flame as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@carmine cairn felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @raw moss took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@digital flame tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @digital flame died.

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@raw moss spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @raw moss still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @digital flame
150 points go to 4th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @twin remnant
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @runic forge
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @pseudo spruce, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, @safe bramble, and @glass cargo
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@safe bramble ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@pseudo spruce's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @pseudo spruce to notice them. @pseudo spruce died.

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@visual oyster won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@unreal moat, @glass cargo, and @potent talon worked on a group project, but it looked like @unreal moat was doing most of the work.

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@raw moss rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @raw moss's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@earnest apex died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @earnest apex was revived.

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@glacial totem was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@earnest apex tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@potent talon was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@glass cargo consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@unreal moat stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @potent talon died.

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@safe bramble tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @safe bramble quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@visual oyster was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@carmine cairn invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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The Demolitionist told @long vine that it was a good day to die. @long vine thought so too. @long vine died.

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@earnest apex used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@earnest apex iwwegawy owoed to @glass cargo and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@visual oyster looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@raw moss, @safe bramble and @visual oyster played hot potato with a grenade. @visual oyster forgot to pass it on. @visual oyster died.

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@glass cargo invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@raw moss opportunistically attacked @glass cargo with a Katana while their cell phone was ringing. @glass cargo died.

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@carmine cairn heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@safe bramble forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @safe bramble died.

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@raw moss and @carmine cairn had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@carmine cairn mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@raw moss built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@carmine cairn summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @safe bramble
150 points go to 4th place: @glass cargo
150 points go to 5th place: @visual oyster
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 23, 2025, 5:39 AM

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visual oyster Oct 23, 2025, 5:39 AM

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earnest apex Oct 23, 2025, 5:40 AM

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unreal moat Oct 23, 2025, 5:56 AM

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near mortar Oct 23, 2025, 6:02 AM

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long vine Oct 23, 2025, 6:22 AM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 6:23 AM

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oak temple Oct 23, 2025, 6:23 AM

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safe bramble Oct 23, 2025, 6:27 AM

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chrome dagger Oct 23, 2025, 6:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@raw moss, @oak temple, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, and @safe bramble
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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@oak temple tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @oak temple died.

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@visual oyster was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@potent talon was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@earnest apex and @raw moss strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @earnest apex suggested using cover against them. @raw moss recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@near mortar got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @near mortar died.

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@safe bramble sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@long vine started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@remote pumice brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @long vine's chests for the rest of its life.

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@unreal moat climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon shot @visual oyster with a Water Gun. @visual oyster shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@earnest apex had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@potent talon drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @potent talon died.

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@earnest apex tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@safe bramble tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@long vine tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @long vine died.

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@raw moss gazed at clouds with @safe bramble. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@earnest apex crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @visual oyster laughed at them, not knowing that @earnest apex was just a completionist.

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@earnest apex thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @earnest apex's potions with Red Potions. @earnest apex died.

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@visual oyster tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @visual oyster died.

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@raw moss summoned the Old One's Army while @safe bramble was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @safe bramble died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @safe bramble
250 points go to 3rd place: @visual oyster
150 points go to 4th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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earnest apex Oct 23, 2025, 6:45 AM

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main python Oct 23, 2025, 6:48 AM

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brave shore Oct 23, 2025, 6:52 AM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 7:03 AM

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amber ermine Oct 23, 2025, 7:05 AM

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twin remnant Oct 23, 2025, 7:20 AM

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glacial totem Oct 23, 2025, 7:26 AM

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vagrant storm Oct 23, 2025, 7:30 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@main python, @remote pumice, @twin remnant, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @fathom ridge, @vagrant storm, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @amber ermine
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@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@main python jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @main python died.

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@brave shore brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@earnest apex briefly considered proposing marriage to @twin remnant, but married a bee instead.

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@glacial totem climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@remote pumice was playing hide and seek with @fathom ridge and @vagrant storm, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss and @fathom ridge played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@amber ermine found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@brave shore tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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Thanks to @twin remnant's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @earnest apex's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @twin remnant died.

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@vagrant storm decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@glacial totem squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@earnest apex accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@glacial totem created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @brave shore got too close while watching. @brave shore died.

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@glacial totem uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@vagrant storm flexed so hard on @earnest apex that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @earnest apex died.

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@amber ermine found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @amber ermine died.

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@vagrant storm saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@fathom ridge let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @fathom ridge. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @fathom ridge died.

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@raw moss tried to stab @vagrant storm, but @vagrant storm's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @vagrant storm died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @vagrant storm
250 points go to 3rd place: @fathom ridge
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @twin remnant
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @main python

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 23, 2025, 7:37 AM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 7:38 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 7:41 AM

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near mortar Oct 23, 2025, 7:43 AM

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unreal moat Oct 23, 2025, 7:46 AM

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potent talon Oct 23, 2025, 7:47 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 7:48 AM

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modern plover Oct 23, 2025, 7:55 AM

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pseudo spruce Oct 23, 2025, 7:57 AM

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main python Oct 23, 2025, 8:12 AM

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oak temple Oct 23, 2025, 8:15 AM

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tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 8:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @main python, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @near mortar, @oak temple, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @modern plover, and @potent talon
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@pseudo spruce searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @main python was flattened by a road roller. @main python died.

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@raw moss wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@potent talon stole @oak temple's lemons. @oak temple got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @potent talon's house down.

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@pseudo spruce tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @pseudo spruce died.

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@near mortar broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@tranquil wyvern was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tranquil wyvern let them be.

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@remote pumice went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@tight niche thought that @modern plover was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@oak temple saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @near mortar instead. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @tight niche.

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@oak temple accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @oak temple, go jump off that cliff. @oak temple died.

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@unreal moat made some scary noises in the dark. @tranquil wyvern sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @unreal moat died.

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@modern plover started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@modern plover dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @modern plover died.

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@potent talon eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@tranquil wyvern lured @potent talon into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @potent talon's dust allergy! @potent talon died.

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@raw moss spiced up @remote pumice's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @remote pumice died.

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Congratulations, @tranquil wyvern! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @pseudo spruce

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Oct 23, 2025, 8:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 8:40 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 8:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 8:42 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 23, 2025, 8:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 8:47 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 23, 2025, 8:48 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 8:48 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Oct 23, 2025, 8:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 8:50 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 8:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 8:53 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dawn plume Oct 23, 2025, 9:01 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:01 AM

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@dawn plume, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

copper portal Oct 23, 2025, 9:07 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:07 AM

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@copper portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pseudo spruce Oct 23, 2025, 9:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:13 AM

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@pseudo spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 9:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brave shore Oct 23, 2025, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@dawn plume, @remote pumice, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @proud lava, @pseudo spruce, @raw moss, @copper portal, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@copper portal used the power of Flex Tape to stick @dawn plume in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @dawn plume's suffering to a swift end. @dawn plume died.

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@remote pumice stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @tranquil wyvern blinked first.

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@amber ermine wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@brave shore tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@tight niche tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@pseudo spruce flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@amber ermine tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@proud lava ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @proud lava died.

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@brave shore fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@copper portal found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@tranquil wyvern tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@pseudo spruce found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @pseudo spruce died.

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@tight niche hid an actuator in @raw moss's lunch. Later that day, @raw moss stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@copper portal tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @copper portal died.

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@amber ermine suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern got impaled by Mourning Wood. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While exploring the Jungle, @brave shore needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @copper portal
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @pseudo spruce
100 points go to 8th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!