#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 8

unreal moat Oct 21, 2025, 2:39 PM

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jolly swift Oct 21, 2025, 2:40 PM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 2:40 PM

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jagged spruce Oct 21, 2025, 2:43 PM

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near mortar Oct 21, 2025, 2:43 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 21, 2025, 2:47 PM

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zenith moon Oct 21, 2025, 3:01 PM

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earnest apex Oct 21, 2025, 3:03 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 21, 2025, 3:17 PM

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copper portal Oct 21, 2025, 3:22 PM

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hard scaffold Oct 21, 2025, 3:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:23 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 3:28 PM

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:29 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @near mortar, @jagged spruce, @hard scaffold, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @earnest apex, and @zenith moon
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@jagged spruce was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @near mortar's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @near mortar died.

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@jagged spruce tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @jagged spruce died.

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@zenith moon and @unreal moat engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @unreal moat blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @unreal moat died.

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@copper portal received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @copper portal died.

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@earnest apex decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @earnest apex died.

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@jolly swift found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@carmine cairn slammed @zenith moon into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @zenith moon died.

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@steel sentinel told @tranquil wyvern that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @tranquil wyvern vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@jolly swift came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@hard scaffold got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @hard scaffold died.

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@remote pumice put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @jolly swift felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@jolly swift got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@steel sentinel tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tranquil wyvern playfully poked @carmine cairn and laughed. @carmine cairn playfully poked them back with a Cobalt Naginata. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@tight niche carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@steel sentinel trapped @carmine cairn in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@carmine cairn put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@carmine cairn's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @hard scaffold
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith moon
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @copper portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Oct 21, 2025, 3:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:40 PM

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rose egret Oct 21, 2025, 3:51 PM

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copper portal Oct 21, 2025, 3:52 PM

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near mortar Oct 21, 2025, 3:52 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 21, 2025, 3:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:55 PM

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jolly swift Oct 21, 2025, 3:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:59 PM

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earnest apex Oct 21, 2025, 4:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:03 PM

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median night Oct 21, 2025, 4:06 PM

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zenith moon Oct 21, 2025, 4:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:09 PM

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raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 4:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:12 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 4:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:20 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 21, 2025, 4:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:22 PM

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 4:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:29 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@zenith moon, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @proven hamlet, @jolly swift, @median night, @near mortar, @raw moss, @earnest apex, @tight niche, @copper portal, @peak yoke, and @rose egret
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@proven hamlet paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull The Horseman's Blade.

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@near mortar tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@zenith moon was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @zenith moon died.

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@proven hamlet hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @proven hamlet died.

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@jolly swift managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Laser Drill to literally bore @median night to death. @median night died.

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@earnest apex found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @near mortar, who was out swimming that day. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @raw moss died.

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@earnest apex tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @earnest apex died.

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@copper portal tried to explain to @steel sentinel that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @steel sentinel countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @copper portal died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@peak yoke used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @carmine cairn tested this theory on @peak yoke, who bounced, and ended up being right. @peak yoke died.

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@rose egret's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @rose egret died.

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@tranquil wyvern hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@jolly swift thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn literally can't even. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Oct 21, 2025, 4:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:41 PM

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median night Oct 21, 2025, 4:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 21, 2025, 4:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:59 PM

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thick steppe Oct 21, 2025, 5:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:02 PM

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rose egret Oct 21, 2025, 5:05 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:05 PM

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jolly swift Oct 21, 2025, 5:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:06 PM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 5:19 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:19 PM

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velvet dune Oct 21, 2025, 5:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 5:29 PM

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astral glacier Oct 21, 2025, 5:29 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:30 PM

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worn shuttle Oct 21, 2025, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:30 PM

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brazen plaza Oct 21, 2025, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @astral glacier, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet dune, @proven hamlet, @jolly swift, @thick steppe, @median night, @worn shuttle, @tight niche, and @rose egret
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@remote pumice drew swords on the ground. @steel sentinel started stomping all over them. Furious, @remote pumice picked one up and stabbed @steel sentinel with it.. @steel sentinel died.

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@worn shuttle and @velvet dune started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @worn shuttle took out their actual shotgun. @velvet dune died.

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@proven hamlet took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @proven hamlet died.

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@jolly swift built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@jolly swift was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @carmine cairn was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@thick steppe crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@rose egret modified @thick steppe's Copper Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @thick steppe was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @thick steppe died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @median night. @median night died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @brazen plaza was the trumpet, @tight niche was the clarinetist, @worn shuttle was the drummer, and @rose egret was the drum. @rose egret died.

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@remote pumice made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn murdered @worn shuttle with a knife, but it was actually @tranquil wyvern in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @carmine cairn didn't care that much. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@worn shuttle was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @worn shuttle died.

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@astral glacier traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@brazen plaza sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @brazen plaza died.

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@tight niche stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@astral glacier saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 5th place: @worn shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @thick steppe

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rose egret Oct 21, 2025, 5:48 PM

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jolly swift Oct 21, 2025, 5:51 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 21, 2025, 5:59 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:59 PM

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earnest apex Oct 21, 2025, 6:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:10 PM

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serene rune Oct 21, 2025, 6:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:13 PM

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peak yoke Oct 21, 2025, 6:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:20 PM

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real gale Oct 21, 2025, 6:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:23 PM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 6:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:26 PM

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raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:28 PM

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 6:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:29 PM

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glacial totem Oct 21, 2025, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @serene rune, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @real gale, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @rose egret, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @glacial totem died.

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@peak yoke fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @peak yoke died.

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@real gale looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@earnest apex and @rose egret found themselves falling from a considerable height. @earnest apex landed in a pool of water. @rose egret did not. @rose egret died.

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@serene rune was building a nice house. @remote pumice asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @serene rune just looked confused.

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@raw moss crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@earnest apex baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @earnest apex died.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@real gale opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @real gale's neck. @real gale died.

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@serene rune adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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While riding on minecart rails, @serene rune accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @serene rune died.

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@raw moss found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tight niche 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @raw moss to death. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @serene rune
100 points go to 7th place: @real gale
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 6:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:38 PM

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ebon mist Oct 21, 2025, 6:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 21, 2025, 6:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:53 PM

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raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 6:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:54 PM

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@proven hamlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 21, 2025, 7:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:00 PM

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glacial totem Oct 21, 2025, 7:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:17 PM

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rose egret Oct 21, 2025, 7:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:20 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 7:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:20 PM

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @median night, @remote pumice, @ionic hawk, @rose egret, @ebon mist, and @proven hamlet
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@median night constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@proven hamlet had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@carmine cairn tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tranquil wyvern in disguise. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@glacial totem hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche and @ebon mist swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@raw moss claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @remote pumice was morbidly interested.

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@median night invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @median night died.

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@rose egret tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @rose egret died.

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@ebon mist accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @ebon mist was forgiven.

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@proven hamlet started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@remote pumice disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@raw moss tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@proven hamlet used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @proven hamlet. @proven hamlet died.

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@ebon mist wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@ionic hawk told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @tight niche and @remote pumice.

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@raw moss's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tranquil wyvern randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@remote pumice made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@ebon mist tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @ebon mist died.

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@ionic hawk accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @ionic hawk died.

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@raw moss equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @remote pumice into approaching. @raw moss then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @remote pumice with two Sniper Rifle shots. @remote pumice died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @tranquil wyvern's eye sockets. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @ebon mist
100 points go to 7th place: @proven hamlet
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 7:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:40 PM

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median night Oct 21, 2025, 7:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:42 PM

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serene rune Oct 21, 2025, 7:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:50 PM

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brave shore Oct 21, 2025, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 8:29 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 8:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 8:29 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

peak yoke Oct 21, 2025, 8:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 8:37 PM

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earnest apex Oct 21, 2025, 8:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 8:42 PM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 8:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 8:46 PM

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long vine Oct 21, 2025, 9:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:14 PM

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @proven hamlet, @serene rune, @median night, @ionic hawk, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proven hamlet started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@long vine pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @long vine died.

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@brave shore gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @proven hamlet, who was in the front row. @proven hamlet died.

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@serene rune discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @serene rune died.

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@median night tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @median night died.

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@earnest apex took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @earnest apex died.

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@peak yoke was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @peak yoke died.

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@remote pumice began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@ionic hawk was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @ionic hawk died.

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@raw moss tried to attack @brave shore with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@carmine cairn complained to @brave shore that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@remote pumice used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@brave shore tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@carmine cairn pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @median night
100 points go to 9th place: @serene rune
100 points go to 10th place: @proven hamlet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Oct 21, 2025, 9:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:37 PM

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chrome mason Oct 21, 2025, 9:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:37 PM

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rose egret Oct 21, 2025, 9:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:40 PM

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glass vine Oct 21, 2025, 9:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:41 PM

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zenith moon Oct 21, 2025, 9:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:52 PM

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median night Oct 21, 2025, 9:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:57 PM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 10:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 10:00 PM

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earnest apex Oct 21, 2025, 10:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 10:17 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 10:28 PM

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velvet dune Oct 21, 2025, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 10:29 PM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@chrome mason, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @median night, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @rose egret, @zenith moon, @earnest apex, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@rose egret and @chrome mason were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@velvet dune made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @velvet dune rich and famous.

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@earnest apex found some Diamond Ore. @median night quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@chrome mason went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @chrome mason died.

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@glass vine was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @glass vine died.

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@carmine cairn thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @carmine cairn died.

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@zenith moon looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@peak yoke aimed a spinning toy at @remote pumice, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@rose egret murdered @median night by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @median night died.

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@velvet dune was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@remote pumice tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@zenith moon and @rose egret had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@velvet dune ripped @peak yoke's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @peak yoke. @peak yoke died.

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@rose egret's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @rose egret died.

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@earnest apex donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@zenith moon jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@velvet dune stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@zenith moon put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@zenith moon died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @remote pumice knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@velvet dune left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@earnest apex went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @earnest apex died.

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@velvet dune spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @velvet dune died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @remote pumice!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @remote pumice
500 points go to 2nd place: @velvet dune
250 points go to 3rd place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith moon
150 points go to 5th place: @rose egret
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @median night
100 points go to 8th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome mason

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 21, 2025, 10:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 10:37 PM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 10:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 10:44 PM

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median night Oct 21, 2025, 10:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 10:46 PM

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earnest apex Oct 21, 2025, 11:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 11:02 PM

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raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 11:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 11:23 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

velvet dune Oct 21, 2025, 11:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 11:31 PM

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oak temple Oct 21, 2025, 11:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 11:46 PM

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peak yoke Oct 21, 2025, 11:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 11:54 PM

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glass vine Oct 22, 2025, 12:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:22 AM

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jagged spruce Oct 22, 2025, 12:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:28 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 12:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glass vine, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @jagged spruce, @median night, @remote pumice, @oak temple, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @glass vine's back, which then integrated itself into @glass vine's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@raw moss "borrowed" @remote pumice's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @remote pumice's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @raw moss could return it.

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@oak temple was briefly jumpscared by @peak yoke wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@jagged spruce shot @glass vine in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @glass vine died.

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@median night refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@long vine cut through @raw moss with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @raw moss died.

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@peak yoke tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @median night's head instead. @median night died.

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After years of research, @peak yoke found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @long vine whole. @long vine died.

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@earnest apex tried to attack @remote pumice by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @earnest apex died.

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@jagged spruce's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Lead Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Ebonwood Bow's string broke, and their Ruby Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@velvet dune got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @velvet dune died.

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@remote pumice called @oak temple a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @oak temple died.

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@remote pumice found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn told @jagged spruce a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @jagged spruce died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @jagged spruce
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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slim gull Oct 22, 2025, 12:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:37 AM

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@slim gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 22, 2025, 12:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:38 AM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 22, 2025, 12:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

golden bear Oct 22, 2025, 12:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:40 AM

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remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 12:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:59 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial python Oct 22, 2025, 1:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:00 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:22 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Oct 22, 2025, 1:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:29 AM

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hard scaffold Oct 22, 2025, 1:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:29 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

peak yoke Oct 22, 2025, 2:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:13 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@proven hamlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

idle pike Oct 22, 2025, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:30 AM

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near mortar Oct 22, 2025, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@slim gull, @carmine cairn, @glacial python, @idle pike, @raw moss, @near mortar, @median night, @hard scaffold, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @astral glacier, @proven hamlet, and @golden bear
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@slim gull stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @slim gull died.

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@near mortar wanted to start a band, and recruited @remote pumice as their keyboard player. @remote pumice showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @near mortar. Apparently, not that many. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @median night. @median night died.

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@hard scaffold declared that 64 was their favorite number. @proven hamlet wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @hard scaffold by stabbing them 64 times. @hard scaffold died.

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@remote pumice was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @remote pumice died.

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@glacial python dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @glacial python is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@peak yoke joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@carmine cairn woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@peak yoke breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @peak yoke died.

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@idle pike snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@astral glacier tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@proven hamlet was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @proven hamlet died.

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@glacial python pointed a wooden wand at @idle pike and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @carmine cairn allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@golden bear walked into a bar. @astral glacier laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@raw moss thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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Low on health, @golden bear hid from @glacial python by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @golden bear died.

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@raw moss pickpocketed @astral glacier, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@glacial python forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @glacial python wasn't a Slime, @glacial python was endlessly beaten. @glacial python died.

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@idle pike begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@idle pike used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @idle pike died.

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@astral glacier snuck up behind @carmine cairn, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @astral glacier decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@raw moss had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@raw moss was looking kind of dumb after @carmine cairn's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@astral glacier started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@astral glacier was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial python
150 points go to 6th place: @golden bear
100 points go to 7th place: @proven hamlet
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @hard scaffold

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There are 15 players remaining.
@astral glacier, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @hexed fiber, @idle pike, @proven hamlet, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @median night, @potent talon, @novel cosmos, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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@proven hamlet accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @proven hamlet died.

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@raw moss took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@glacial totem smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@idle pike constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@median night, @unreal moat, and @long vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@carmine cairn tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@earnest apex wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@tight niche tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @tight niche's mouth.

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@livid shuttle went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@astral glacier added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@novel cosmos managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@livid shuttle is hvinga stroker n. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@novel cosmos tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@earnest apex wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@unreal moat couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Copper Shortsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @unreal moat's heart and brain. @unreal moat died.

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@median night became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @median night died.

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@long vine obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @long vine never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@potent talon tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @potent talon died.

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@earnest apex was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @earnest apex died.

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@astral glacier tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@idle pike and @novel cosmos huddled around @hexed fiber to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @hexed fiber's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @long vine would soon die a gruesome death. @long vine ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@tight niche was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@raw moss tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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@astral glacier tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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The moon hit @novel cosmos's eye like a big pizza pie. @novel cosmos died.

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@hexed fiber tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @hexed fiber died.

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The Wall of Flesh told @glacial totem that there was something stuck in their teeth. @glacial totem checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @glacial totem died.

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@idle pike was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@long vine took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @long vine died.

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@idle pike found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@carmine cairn accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@tight niche tried attacking @astral glacier, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@carmine cairn placed chests all over the world except where @tight niche was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @tight niche died.

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@idle pike started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@astral glacier and @carmine cairn ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@idle pike found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@astral glacier found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@idle pike broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @astral glacier on a spit. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 7th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 8th place: @novel cosmos
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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potent talon Oct 22, 2025, 4:43 AM

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unreal moat Oct 22, 2025, 4:56 AM

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copper portal Oct 22, 2025, 5:11 AM

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earnest apex Oct 22, 2025, 5:39 AM

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amber ermine Oct 22, 2025, 5:45 AM

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serene rune Oct 22, 2025, 6:04 AM

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unreal moat Oct 22, 2025, 6:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 6:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @serene rune, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @long vine, and @earnest apex
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@livid shuttle angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @livid shuttle's floating house. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche kept talking, but stopped after @peak yoke held up their hand. @peak yoke demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@serene rune tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @serene rune died.

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@tight niche tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @tight niche then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @tight niche died.

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@unreal moat found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@amber ermine performed surgery on a grape.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @carmine cairn died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @earnest apex excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@amber ermine stopped a meteor from crushing @earnest apex and @potent talon with their own body. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @near mortar died.

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@peak yoke performed an interpretive dance for @unreal moat and @earnest apex as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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While @unreal moat looked inside a Corruption chasm, @potent talon pranked them by pushing them inside. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex swapped @copper portal's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @copper portal then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @copper portal died.

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@peak yoke's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @peak yoke died.

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@potent talon felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@potent talon was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @potent talon died.

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@earnest apex tried to kill @long vine with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@long vine fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @earnest apex!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @earnest apex
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @potent talon
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @copper portal
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 22, 2025, 6:36 AM

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earnest apex Oct 22, 2025, 6:38 AM

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rose egret Oct 22, 2025, 6:38 AM

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unreal moat Oct 22, 2025, 6:39 AM

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potent talon Oct 22, 2025, 6:49 AM

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raw moss Oct 22, 2025, 6:51 AM

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digital flame Oct 22, 2025, 7:28 AM

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near mortar Oct 22, 2025, 7:48 AM

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muted aspen Oct 22, 2025, 8:09 AM

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weary crane Oct 22, 2025, 8:12 AM

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tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 8:15 AM

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upbeat magnet Oct 22, 2025, 8:15 AM

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amber ermine Oct 22, 2025, 8:19 AM

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idle pike Oct 22, 2025, 8:29 AM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@weary crane, @long vine, @digital flame, @idle pike, @livid shuttle, @muted aspen, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @ionic hawk, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @tight niche, @rose egret, and @amber ermine
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@idle pike tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@potent talon used their embezzled funds to shred through @weary crane with a Coin Gun. @weary crane died.

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After partying all night, @long vine was shot by @near mortar in a swimming pool. @long vine died.

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@raw moss heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @raw moss stopped because their voice became horse.

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Out of boredom, @unreal moat used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@tight niche thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@digital flame tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @digital flame died.

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@muted aspen used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@livid shuttle ran with scissors. @livid shuttle died.

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@muted aspen cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @muted aspen's heart! @muted aspen died.

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@amber ermine explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@unreal moat was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@unreal moat was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @near mortar with its horns. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@earnest apex tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @earnest apex died.

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@ionic hawk didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @potent talon, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@upbeat magnet drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @upbeat magnet died.

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@amber ermine was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@tight niche hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @ionic hawk's house. @ionic hawk started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@rose egret was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@rose egret didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @rose egret died.

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@raw moss poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@amber ermine went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @amber ermine died.

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@ionic hawk found some soup in their fly.

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@idle pike killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@raw moss and @tight niche spotted a Golden Shower on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@idle pike drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@ionic hawk tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @ionic hawk keeled over from a heart attack. @ionic hawk died.

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@idle pike tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@tight niche found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@raw moss stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@idle pike unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @idle pike died.

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@tight niche took aim at @raw moss from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@raw moss was tired of @tight niche constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @tight niche's front yard. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @upbeat magnet
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @rose egret, @long vine, @brave shore, @scenic grotto, and @zenith root
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@proud lava sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @proud lava died.

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@amber ermine solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@livid shuttle wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @rose egret when the world was flipped.

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@raw moss won in a fight against @amber ermine by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @brave shore died.

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@scenic grotto carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @scenic grotto died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@rose egret got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @rose egret died.

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@tranquil wyvern walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@zenith root tried to save @tight niche's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @zenith root died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @zenith root died.

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@long vine took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@raw moss, @long vine, and @tight niche raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@raw moss found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@long vine painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@tight niche was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@long vine reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @raw moss in a Fish costume.

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@long vine built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @long vine died.

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@raw moss found a hill and started to roll down it. @raw moss was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @scenic grotto
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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raw moss Oct 22, 2025, 9:40 AM

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long vine Oct 22, 2025, 9:48 AM

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amber ermine Oct 22, 2025, 9:51 AM

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dim gale Oct 22, 2025, 10:23 AM

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rose egret Oct 22, 2025, 10:23 AM

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harsh hill Oct 22, 2025, 10:25 AM

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oak temple Oct 22, 2025, 10:26 AM

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spark comet Oct 22, 2025, 10:29 AM

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tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 10:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@spark comet, @dim gale, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @scenic grotto, @barren ore, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @harsh hill, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tight niche, @rose egret, and @amber ermine
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@spark comet found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @scenic grotto found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @scenic grotto was trapped for all eternity. @scenic grotto died.

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@harsh hill performed open heart surgery on @unreal moat, even though @unreal moat never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @unreal moat died.

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@barren ore started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@raw moss released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @raw moss, but it was very satisfying.

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@harsh hill became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @harsh hill died.

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@dim gale managed to kill @oak temple by doing absolutely nothing. @oak temple died.

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@rose egret drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@livid shuttle used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@amber ermine tried to deal a finishing blow to @livid shuttle, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@tranquil wyvern was furious at @barren ore for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @tranquil wyvern's special someone!

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@rose egret read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @rose egret died.

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@amber ermine spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @raw moss. @amber ermine died.

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@spark comet accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @spark comet died.

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@dim gale visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @dim gale thought her hands were more interesting.

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@dim gale kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @barren ore had had enough, so they scooped @dim gale to death with an ice cream spoon. @dim gale died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @tranquil wyvern through the wall. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@raw moss tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @raw moss extremely rich.

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@long vine pulled out their Blue Phasesaber and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @long vine pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@livid shuttle wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@raw moss touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@tight niche somehow convinced @barren ore that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @barren ore died.

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@livid shuttle fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss tried to shoot @long vine using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tight niche's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@tight niche forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tight niche died.

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@long vine tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@raw moss adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @long vine wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @raw moss all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@long vine started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @raw moss forced them to put in some more effort.

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@raw moss tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@long vine tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@raw moss and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @long vine tattled on them.

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@long vine had a dirty mind. Then @raw moss sprayed @long vine's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @barren ore
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @dim gale
100 points go to 8th place: @spark comet
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @rose egret

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 22, 2025, 10:39 AM

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raw moss Oct 22, 2025, 10:41 AM

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harsh hill Oct 22, 2025, 10:41 AM

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spark comet Oct 22, 2025, 10:45 AM

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copper portal Oct 22, 2025, 10:59 AM

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gray sky Oct 22, 2025, 10:59 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 22, 2025, 11:00 AM

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remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 11:21 AM

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tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 11:28 AM

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unreal moat Oct 22, 2025, 11:41 AM

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rose egret Oct 22, 2025, 11:41 AM

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amber ermine Oct 22, 2025, 11:45 AM

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brave shore Oct 22, 2025, 11:51 AM

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fallow bone Oct 22, 2025, 11:54 AM

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copper portal Oct 22, 2025, 12:12 PM

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median night Oct 22, 2025, 12:19 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@spark comet, @remote pumice, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @fallow bone, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @median night, @harsh hill, @raw moss, @copper portal, @tight niche, @gray sky, @rose egret, and @amber ermine
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The Nurse told @spark comet they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @spark comet died.

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@unreal moat wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @long vine killed them. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@brave shore summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss put two forward slashes in front of @fallow bone and commented them out of existence. @fallow bone died.

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@livid shuttle ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @unreal moat died.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @median night's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @median night died.

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@gray sky soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @gray sky dyed.

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@remote pumice wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@rose egret developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@harsh hill started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@harsh hill successfully snuck into @rose egret's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @harsh hill died.

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@amber ermine and @remote pumice played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@raw moss was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @raw moss died.

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@gray sky threw @copper portal into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @gray sky a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @copper portal died.

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@rose egret practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@gray sky attacked @tranquil wyvern with a Legendary Zenith, but @tranquil wyvern's pen was mightier. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche tried to strike @remote pumice down, but @remote pumice instead became more powerful than @tight niche could possibly imagine.

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@amber ermine joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@remote pumice asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@tranquil wyvern became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@tight niche didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @rose egret's. @rose egret died.

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@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @amber ermine chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@tranquil wyvern practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @remote pumice and @amber ermine got their chainsaws ready.

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@amber ermine placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @rose egret
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @harsh hill
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rose egret Oct 22, 2025, 12:37 PM

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amber ermine Oct 22, 2025, 12:41 PM

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long vine Oct 22, 2025, 12:46 PM

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remote pumice Oct 22, 2025, 12:49 PM

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near mortar Oct 22, 2025, 12:57 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 22, 2025, 1:02 PM

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peak yoke Oct 22, 2025, 1:02 PM

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unreal moat Oct 22, 2025, 1:02 PM

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median night Oct 22, 2025, 1:04 PM

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jolly swift Oct 22, 2025, 1:08 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 1:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 1:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @near mortar, @median night, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @rose egret, and @long vine
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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@rose egret saw @median night trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @rose egret is calling the police!

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@livid shuttle read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @livid shuttle then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@amber ermine stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @near mortar died.

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@median night used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @median night didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @median night died.

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@jolly swift pranked @unreal moat by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@unreal moat learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke had a terrible night. @peak yoke died.

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@jolly swift failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@tight niche underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@rose egret ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @rose egret died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @long vine disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@long vine tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @long vine's mind right in front of their face. @long vine died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @tranquil wyvern some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@remote pumice used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @jolly swift alive. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice asked @tight niche if they "knew the way". @tight niche didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@carmine cairn modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@remote pumice played rock-paper-scissors with @carmine cairn. @remote pumice played paper. @carmine cairn played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @remote pumice was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @remote pumice died.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @tight niche was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rose egret Oct 22, 2025, 1:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:44 PM

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@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 22, 2025, 1:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:46 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 22, 2025, 1:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:52 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:09 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Oct 22, 2025, 2:17 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:17 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

scenic grotto Oct 22, 2025, 2:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:20 PM

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@scenic grotto, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 2:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:22 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 22, 2025, 2:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

scenic grotto Oct 22, 2025, 2:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:39 PM

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@scenic grotto, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

void basalt Oct 22, 2025, 2:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 2:55 PM

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@void basalt, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

twilit quarry Oct 22, 2025, 3:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:20 PM

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@twilit quarry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 22, 2025, 3:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:22 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 22, 2025, 3:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Oct 22, 2025, 3:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 22, 2025, 3:29 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @void basalt, @twilit quarry, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @rose egret, @astral glacier, @earnest apex, and @scenic grotto
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@amber ermine forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@carmine cairn built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @void basalt was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @void basalt died.

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@twilit quarry joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @twilit quarry died.

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@near mortar decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @near mortar died.

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@peak yoke was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @peak yoke died.

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@jolly swift swung a Green Phasesaber at @scenic grotto, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@rose egret called @tranquil wyvern a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @rose egret died.