#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 7

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:37 PM

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@tranquil wyvern gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@tight niche was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@carmine cairn escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@carmine cairn consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@raw moss started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche gave a hug to @carmine cairn and almost choked them to death!

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No one told @tight niche that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @mystic mesa
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rose egret Oct 20, 2025, 3:40 PM

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jolly swift Oct 20, 2025, 3:43 PM

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remote pumice Oct 20, 2025, 3:45 PM

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 3:45 PM

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near mortar Oct 20, 2025, 3:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 20, 2025, 3:50 PM

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glacial totem Oct 20, 2025, 3:50 PM

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 3:57 PM

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velvet dune Oct 20, 2025, 3:59 PM

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peak yoke Oct 20, 2025, 4:06 PM

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thick steppe Oct 20, 2025, 4:19 PM

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glacial python Oct 20, 2025, 4:21 PM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 4:27 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 4:29 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @glacial python, @velvet dune, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @rose egret
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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice lulled @glacial python into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @glacial python died.

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@rose egret disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @velvet dune, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @velvet dune died.

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@unreal moat triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@near mortar played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @near mortar died.

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@jolly swift asked @thick steppe to give them a hand, so @thick steppe chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@peak yoke decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tight niche went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tight niche's fault.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @raw moss's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn crafted @peak yoke into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @peak yoke died.

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@remote pumice flossed their teeth with @glacial totem's shoelaces.

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@tranquil wyvern found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@rose egret tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @rose egret died.

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@thick steppe knocked furiously on @jolly swift's door while holding an axe. @jolly swift shouted, "Who's there?"

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@glacial totem was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @glacial totem died.

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@thick steppe's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @thick steppe died.

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@jolly swift picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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While streaming a fitness game, @remote pumice accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@carmine cairn used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@remote pumice dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tight niche, but @tight niche simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @tight niche, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial python Oct 20, 2025, 4:40 PM

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remote pumice Oct 20, 2025, 4:40 PM

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thick steppe Oct 20, 2025, 4:41 PM

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 4:42 PM

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velvet dune Oct 20, 2025, 4:45 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 20, 2025, 4:50 PM

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rose egret Oct 20, 2025, 5:00 PM

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zenith moon Oct 20, 2025, 5:11 PM

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glacial totem Oct 20, 2025, 5:16 PM

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jolly swift Oct 20, 2025, 5:19 PM

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copper portal Oct 20, 2025, 5:22 PM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 5:28 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 5:29 PM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@zenith moon, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @glacial python, @velvet dune, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @raw moss, @tight niche, @copper portal, and @rose egret
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The fighting begins again!

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@zenith moon bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tranquil wyvern for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @zenith moon furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@zenith moon was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @zenith moon died.

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@carmine cairn invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@glacial python was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @glacial python died.

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@rose egret spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@remote pumice went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@copper portal tried to use forbidden magic to erase @thick steppe from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @thick steppe die, so nothing actually happened.

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@tight niche watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@glacial totem tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@jolly swift burned @velvet dune to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @jolly swift for reading books. @velvet dune died.

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@thick steppe found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@tranquil wyvern started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @raw moss and @carmine cairn out.

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@rose egret drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @glacial totem appeared instead.

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@copper portal hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@glacial totem ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche appeared to be taking a group picture of @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, and @jolly swift. @tight niche's selfie turned out great!

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@rose egret went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @rose egret died.

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@copper portal was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @copper portal died.

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@carmine cairn did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @thick steppe, who happened to be watching. @thick steppe died.

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@jolly swift discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@tranquil wyvern challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss threw a snowball at @carmine cairn. To counter this, @carmine cairn threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @raw moss died.

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The sun burnt @carmine cairn into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@tight niche dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Oct 20, 2025, 5:40 PM

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earnest apex Oct 20, 2025, 5:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 20, 2025, 5:46 PM

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glacial python Oct 20, 2025, 5:50 PM

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rose egret Oct 20, 2025, 6:02 PM

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peak yoke Oct 20, 2025, 6:20 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 6:21 PM

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mystic mesa Oct 20, 2025, 6:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:22 PM

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 6:22 PM

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 6:26 PM

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thick steppe Oct 20, 2025, 6:29 PM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 6:29 PM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @glacial python, @jolly swift, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @rose egret
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@peak yoke started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@raw moss learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @glacial python found out that @raw moss meant "killer" in the literal sense. @glacial python died.

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@tight niche joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tight niche was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@unreal moat forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @unreal moat died.

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@jolly swift fired their bow at @earnest apex, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @jolly swift gave up.

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@earnest apex was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @earnest apex into the freezing cold water. @earnest apex died.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @thick steppe's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @mystic mesa was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @mystic mesa had ever been in. @mystic mesa died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @rose egret, @raw moss leaned away and farted.

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@jolly swift purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @jolly swift ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@peak yoke swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @peak yoke died.

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@rose egret pointed a Shotgun at @tight niche and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @rose egret looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @rose egret died.

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@thick steppe received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @thick steppe died.

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@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@jolly swift received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@tight niche told @carmine cairn a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@jolly swift went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@raw moss tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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After opening a present, @tranquil wyvern discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@tight niche was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@raw moss decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@jolly swift went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@tranquil wyvern was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss found the Last Prism. Then @carmine cairn found another one, meaning that @raw moss's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@tight niche used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @mystic mesa
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 6:38 PM

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thick steppe Oct 20, 2025, 6:39 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 20, 2025, 6:42 PM

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glacial python Oct 20, 2025, 6:53 PM

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glacial totem Oct 20, 2025, 7:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:08 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 7:13 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:13 PM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 7:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:28 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

earnest apex Oct 20, 2025, 7:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:30 PM

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brazen plaza Oct 20, 2025, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:30 PM

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peak yoke Oct 20, 2025, 8:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @tranquil wyvern, @glacial python, @proven hamlet, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @thick steppe also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@glacial python messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@carmine cairn opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@raw moss started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@glacial python's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @glacial python died.

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@earnest apex accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@brazen plaza got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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Hey @proven hamlet, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @proven hamlet died.

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@glacial totem escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@tranquil wyvern was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@carmine cairn chased @glacial totem with their Gold Shortsword. @glacial totem tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @carmine cairn. @glacial totem died.

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@earnest apex didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @earnest apex died.

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@peak yoke put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @peak yoke died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @raw moss tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@thick steppe programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @tranquil wyvern's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brazen plaza suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @raw moss used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@brazen plaza accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @brazen plaza died.

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@carmine cairn's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@tight niche was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @proven hamlet

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @median night, @true lynx, @ionic hawk, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@thick steppe somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @thick steppe died.

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@ionic hawk started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@glacial totem found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@median night tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @median night died.

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@earnest apex burst with happiness, quite literally. @earnest apex died.

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@peak yoke tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@true lynx overwhelmed @ionic hawk with a storm of flying bananas. @ionic hawk died.

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@brave shore solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@raw moss found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@true lynx dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @steel sentinel diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@carmine cairn found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@true lynx greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @true lynx died.

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@tight niche searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@remote pumice found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@remote pumice accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore blew @tight niche to bits using an exploding bed. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @steel sentinel died.

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@glacial totem hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@glacial totem heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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Poor @raw moss. @raw moss keeps getting pinged over and over again. @raw moss is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @raw moss. @raw moss. @raw moss.

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@brave shore started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@raw moss got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 9th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 9:37 PM

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proud comet Oct 20, 2025, 10:10 PM

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remote pumice Oct 20, 2025, 10:24 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 10:28 PM

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cold lotus Oct 20, 2025, 10:33 PM

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peak yoke Oct 20, 2025, 10:43 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @cold lotus, @long vine, @idle pike, @proven hamlet, @glacial totem, @median night, @potent talon, @raw moss, @peak yoke, and @proud comet
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@remote pumice attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @potent talon was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@cold lotus sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @cold lotus died.

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@long vine attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @proven hamlet watched the carnage from a safe distance. @long vine died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @idle pike wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@raw moss told @proven hamlet to step off their carpet, which they did. @raw moss proceeded to murder @proven hamlet, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @proven hamlet died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @glacial totem. Queen Bee died.

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@proud comet couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@median night activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @median night died.

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@glacial totem trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@potent talon took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @potent talon died.

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@idle pike accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@carmine cairn watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@peak yoke caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @peak yoke died.

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@idle pike and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @idle pike's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@carmine cairn accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@raw moss yelled, "Duck!" @proud comet excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @proud comet died.

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@glacial totem tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@raw moss and @steel sentinel got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@raw moss was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @raw moss died.

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@idle pike tried to destroy @carmine cairn by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@idle pike started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @idle pike died.

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@glacial totem became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @steel sentinel had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @glacial totem's suffering. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @proud comet
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @proven hamlet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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median night Oct 20, 2025, 11:36 PM

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peak yoke Oct 20, 2025, 11:40 PM

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 11:41 PM

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glacial totem Oct 20, 2025, 11:50 PM

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twilit quarry Oct 20, 2025, 11:56 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 21, 2025, 12:00 AM

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glossy mantle Oct 21, 2025, 12:04 AM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 12:10 AM

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glacial python Oct 21, 2025, 12:15 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 12:20 AM

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thick steppe Oct 21, 2025, 12:23 AM

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potent talon Oct 21, 2025, 12:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @glacial python, @glossy mantle, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @median night, @twilit quarry, @potent talon, @raw moss, and @peak yoke
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@glacial totem saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@remote pumice heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@raw moss fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@potent talon played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@remote pumice tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @remote pumice died.

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@glossy mantle made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @glossy mantle died.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@thick steppe hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@glacial totem was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @glacial totem died.

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@thick steppe accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @thick steppe died.

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@median night, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @median night died.

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@glacial python declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @glacial python's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@raw moss broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@twilit quarry entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @twilit quarry died.

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@peak yoke was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @potent talon. @potent talon died.

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@steel sentinel found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@peak yoke wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@glacial python sharpened @peak yoke's face at a Sharpening Station. @peak yoke became the sharpest tool in the shed. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@raw moss got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@carmine cairn found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@steel sentinel struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@glacial python created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @glacial python's artistic genius.

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@glacial python picked a fight with a goose. @glacial python died.

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@steel sentinel found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@raw moss caused @steel sentinel to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@carmine cairn had a sleepover with @raw moss, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @steel sentinel's. @steel sentinel died.

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A monkey dramatically raised @raw moss up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @raw moss off said cliff. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial python
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @twilit quarry
100 points go to 8th place: @median night
100 points go to 9th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial python Oct 21, 2025, 12:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 12:40 AM

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near mortar Oct 21, 2025, 12:47 AM

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thick steppe Oct 21, 2025, 1:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:30 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 1:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

glacial totem Oct 21, 2025, 1:37 AM

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peak yoke Oct 21, 2025, 1:38 AM

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near mortar Oct 21, 2025, 1:41 AM

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ruby falcon Oct 21, 2025, 1:56 AM

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velvet dune Oct 21, 2025, 2:10 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @glacial python, @velvet dune, @sacred grove, @ruby falcon, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, and @peak yoke
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@glacial python got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @glacial python died.

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@velvet dune tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@sacred grove tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @sacred grove died.

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@ruby falcon tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @glacial totem demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @ruby falcon by two. @ruby falcon died.

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@thick steppe's face was scorched off after @near mortar took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @thick steppe died.

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A pretty fairy led @unreal moat to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @near mortar died.

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@glacial totem got a piggyback ride from @peak yoke, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @peak yoke died.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @glacial totem was caught in the crossfire. @glacial totem died.

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@velvet dune tried to assassinate @raw moss, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@carmine cairn looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@carmine cairn had a wholesome reunion with @velvet dune, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@raw moss killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@velvet dune got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@carmine cairn bashed @raw moss in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@raw moss did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@velvet dune desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@velvet dune wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @raw moss wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @velvet dune killed the Traveling Merchant first. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@raw moss started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @raw moss suddenly didn't feel so good. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @ruby falcon
100 points go to 10th place: @sacred grove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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velvet dune Oct 21, 2025, 2:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:38 AM

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glossy heath Oct 21, 2025, 2:39 AM

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sacred grove Oct 21, 2025, 2:44 AM

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potent talon Oct 21, 2025, 2:55 AM

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glass vine Oct 21, 2025, 3:05 AM

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peak yoke Oct 21, 2025, 3:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:05 AM

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unreal moat Oct 21, 2025, 3:08 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:08 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 3:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:23 AM

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raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 3:25 AM

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idle pike Oct 21, 2025, 3:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@glass vine, @carmine cairn, @glossy heath, @idle pike, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @proven hamlet, and @velvet dune
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@glossy heath's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @glossy heath responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@glass vine was ordered by @idle pike to sing a song or be killed. @glass vine tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @glass vine died.

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@velvet dune and @peak yoke cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @peak yoke, because @velvet dune was wearing Frost armor.

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@glossy heath drank a Molotov Cocktail. @glossy heath died.

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@unreal moat tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @potent talon died.

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@sacred grove modified @proven hamlet's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @proven hamlet was never seen again. @proven hamlet died.

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@sacred grove became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @sacred grove died.

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@peak yoke found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @peak yoke died.

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@velvet dune started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @velvet dune died.

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@idle pike went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @idle pike's canvas.

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@raw moss saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @raw moss died.

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@idle pike smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @idle pike died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @idle pike
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 7th place: @proven hamlet
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glossy heath

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 3:37 AM

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peak yoke Oct 21, 2025, 3:37 AM

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unreal moat Oct 21, 2025, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:38 AM

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sacred grove Oct 21, 2025, 3:40 AM

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glacial totem Oct 21, 2025, 3:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:45 AM

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ruby falcon Oct 21, 2025, 3:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 3:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:22 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 4:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:29 AM

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:30 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @sacred grove, @proven hamlet, @ruby falcon, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
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@sacred grove's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @sacred grove died.

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@peak yoke bragged to @carmine cairn about their combat skills. @carmine cairn didn't really know @peak yoke and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@proven hamlet was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @ruby falcon. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @proven hamlet died.

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@unreal moat used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@raw moss preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@livid shuttle has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @livid shuttle woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@ruby falcon made fun of @unreal moat for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @unreal moat shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @ruby falcon died.

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@livid shuttle tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@glacial totem was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @raw moss had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@peak yoke accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @peak yoke died.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tight niche

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@carmine cairn tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@raw moss did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @ruby falcon
100 points go to 9th place: @proven hamlet
100 points go to 10th place: @sacred grove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 21, 2025, 4:36 AM

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raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 4:37 AM

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potent talon Oct 21, 2025, 4:40 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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near mortar Oct 21, 2025, 4:50 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:50 AM

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long vine Oct 21, 2025, 5:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:10 AM

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glacial totem Oct 21, 2025, 5:14 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:14 AM

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brave shore Oct 21, 2025, 5:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:27 AM

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astral glacier Oct 21, 2025, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:29 AM

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @astral glacier, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@raw moss was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@glacial totem zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@tight niche went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @tight niche decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@astral glacier promised to @unreal moat that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@potent talon used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@near mortar drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@long vine felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@potent talon used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@unreal moat shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @unreal moat's head. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@potent talon accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @potent talon died.

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@long vine got burninated by Tim. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@livid shuttle held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@livid shuttle was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @livid shuttle died.

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@astral glacier saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@glacial totem tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@brave shore fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tight niche. @brave shore died.

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@glacial totem drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 21, 2025, 5:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:40 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 21, 2025, 5:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 5:41 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 21, 2025, 6:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:13 AM

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near mortar Oct 21, 2025, 6:19 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:19 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upbeat magnet Oct 21, 2025, 6:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:21 AM

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@upbeat magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 6:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:28 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 6:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Oct 21, 2025, 6:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:32 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Oct 21, 2025, 7:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:08 AM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Oct 21, 2025, 7:09 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:09 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 21, 2025, 7:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:13 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Oct 21, 2025, 7:28 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 7:28 AM

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@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@proud lava, @upbeat magnet, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @potent talon, @long vine, @brave shore, and @thick steppe
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@upbeat magnet slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @proud lava's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @proud lava died.

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@long vine drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@brave shore tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@near mortar started barking like a dog while chasing @amber ermine.

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@remote pumice was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @raw moss caught them in time.

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@glacial totem angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@potent talon walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@livid shuttle saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@potent talon tried to shoot an apple off of @upbeat magnet's head. @potent talon's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @upbeat magnet died.

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@thick steppe started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @thick steppe is still slurping that noodle.

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@long vine cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@raw moss contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@livid shuttle was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@amber ermine finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@glacial totem made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @glacial totem died.

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@thick steppe ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @raw moss before they could say "Zoinks!" @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @tight niche didn't know that.

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@near mortar used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @near mortar died.

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@potent talon started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@remote pumice smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @long vine spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@tight niche tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @tight niche decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @potent talon into fertilizer. @potent talon died.

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@brave shore summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@thick steppe chewed some gum. It made @thick steppe feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @thick steppe died.

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@long vine hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @long vine could pull it to shore.

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@remote pumice went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche ran out of bullets while fighting @long vine, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 8:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@scarlet marten, @remote pumice, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @near mortar, @raw moss, @tight niche, @rose egret, and @amber ermine
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@long vine ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@scarlet marten tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @near mortar and @brave shore, who did not approve of gambling.

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@tight niche fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @remote pumice and @rose egret to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@amber ermine was cornered by @raw moss, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@brave shore was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@scarlet marten told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @scarlet marten died.

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@rose egret drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@tranquil wyvern grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@remote pumice considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@long vine tried to kill @tight niche, but failed to ask for consent.

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@near mortar started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @near mortar decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@amber ermine picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@raw moss tricked @remote pumice into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @remote pumice died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @long vine accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @long vine died.

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@tight niche found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @amber ermine, @tranquil wyvern, and @brave shore. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @brave shore died.

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Rumors started spreading that @tranquil wyvern was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @tranquil wyvern.

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@raw moss and @rose egret played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@near mortar explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @near mortar died.

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@amber ermine was infected by a zombie virus. @amber ermine died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@raw moss spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @raw moss died.

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@amber ermine returned to their house, only to find that @tight niche had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@rose egret started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@amber ermine found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@rose egret wished for the ability to fly. @tight niche granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @rose egret died.

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@tranquil wyvern was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@amber ermine set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @amber ermine farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @amber ermine died.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @tranquil wyvern thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@tight niche donned a Martian costume and chased @tranquil wyvern in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 4th place: @rose egret
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @scarlet marten

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Oct 21, 2025, 8:48 AM

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rose egret Oct 21, 2025, 8:50 AM

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cold lotus Oct 21, 2025, 9:05 AM

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long vine Oct 21, 2025, 9:05 AM

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 9:27 AM

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brave shore Oct 21, 2025, 9:28 AM

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oak temple Oct 21, 2025, 9:35 AM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 9:43 AM

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unreal moat Oct 21, 2025, 9:52 AM

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rose egret Oct 21, 2025, 9:55 AM

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karmic heron Oct 21, 2025, 10:13 AM

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thick steppe Oct 21, 2025, 10:18 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @karmic heron, @oak temple, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @rose egret, @long vine, @brave shore, @cold lotus, and @thick steppe
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@livid shuttle practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@amber ermine received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @amber ermine died.

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@oak temple thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @oak temple died.

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@near mortar's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore tried to steal @rose egret's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@thick steppe accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@cold lotus built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@karmic heron started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@long vine managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@remote pumice landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @remote pumice accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @unreal moat died.

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@rose egret was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@long vine got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @long vine died.

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@brave shore's skeleton decided that @brave shore wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @brave shore died.

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@cold lotus lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @cold lotus died.

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@thick steppe spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@thick steppe was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @thick steppe died.

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@karmic heron used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@tight niche befriended @rose egret by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@rose egret started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@tranquil wyvern searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@karmic heron started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@tight niche insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @karmic heron insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @karmic heron, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @karmic heron died.

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@rose egret found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@tranquil wyvern suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@rose egret was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @rose egret died.

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@tranquil wyvern embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @tranquil wyvern tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @rose egret
150 points go to 4th place: @karmic heron
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @cold lotus
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 21, 2025, 10:40 AM

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brave shore Oct 21, 2025, 10:44 AM

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long vine Oct 21, 2025, 10:45 AM

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near mortar Oct 21, 2025, 11:03 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 21, 2025, 11:10 AM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 11:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 11:11 AM

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amber ermine Oct 21, 2025, 11:26 AM

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tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 11:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 11:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 11:46 AM

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unreal moat Oct 21, 2025, 11:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 11:52 AM

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@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

rose egret Oct 21, 2025, 12:24 PM

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copper portal Oct 21, 2025, 12:24 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @rose egret, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@amber ermine traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @amber ermine did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @amber ermine died.

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@brave shore opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@copper portal and @remote pumice had a very merry unbirthday party together. @rose egret found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@tight niche had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@tranquil wyvern threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@unreal moat recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @unreal moat concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@tight niche found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@near mortar was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @rose egret's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @unreal moat died.

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@copper portal was in the middle of taking a shower when @brave shore took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @copper portal died.

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@sweet fractal heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @long vine, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@tight niche became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@rose egret pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @rose egret died.

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@remote pumice wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@brave shore was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @brave shore died.

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@sweet fractal went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@sweet fractal sniped @tranquil wyvern with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @sweet fractal, it was opposite day. @sweet fractal died.

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@tight niche tried to high-five @long vine, but @long vine went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@remote pumice wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@tight niche marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@tranquil wyvern and @tight niche played catch with a Paladin. @tranquil wyvern accidentally fumbled a catch. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @long vine was blown to smithereens. @long vine died.

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@tight niche shot their Minishark to the left of @remote pumice just to scare them. @remote pumice heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 21, 2025, 12:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 12:39 PM

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 12:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 12:40 PM

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rose egret Oct 21, 2025, 12:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 12:46 PM

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peak yoke Oct 21, 2025, 12:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 12:51 PM

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copper portal Oct 21, 2025, 1:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:01 PM

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ruby falcon Oct 21, 2025, 1:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 21, 2025, 1:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:09 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 21, 2025, 1:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:21 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 21, 2025, 1:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:27 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 1:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @ruby falcon, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @copper portal, @peak yoke, @rose egret, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@rose egret watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@tranquil wyvern sacrificed @amber ermine by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @amber ermine died.

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@copper portal will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@near mortar watched @long vine go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @long vine was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@remote pumice tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Terra Blade instead of a Bug Net.

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@ruby falcon put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @ruby falcon died.

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@tight niche saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@copper portal flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern saw @remote pumice standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @remote pumice died.

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@rose egret launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@long vine was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@peak yoke, @copper portal, and @tranquil wyvern formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@copper portal was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @copper portal died.

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@long vine accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@rose egret filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@tight niche found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@peak yoke was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @peak yoke's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@rose egret stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @rose egret died.

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@long vine wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @long vine died.

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@tight niche somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @rose egret
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @ruby falcon
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Oct 21, 2025, 1:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:37 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 21, 2025, 1:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 1:47 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 21, 2025, 2:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:03 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 21, 2025, 2:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:03 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jagged spruce Oct 21, 2025, 2:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:09 PM

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@jagged spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 21, 2025, 2:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:10 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 21, 2025, 2:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:16 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 21, 2025, 2:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

winged acorn Oct 21, 2025, 2:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@winged acorn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 21, 2025, 2:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Oct 21, 2025, 2:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 21, 2025, 2:29 PM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @winged acorn, @near mortar, @jagged spruce, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @long vine, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@amber ermine felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @remote pumice setting explosives beneath them. @amber ermine died.

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@velvet dune began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@near mortar went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @near mortar died.

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@gray sky boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@long vine baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@tranquil wyvern pumped @long vine full of lead. No one was hurt, but @long vine's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@remote pumice cut a specific wire in @gray sky's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@long vine gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @long vine died.

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@winged acorn curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @winged acorn in half. @winged acorn died.

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@velvet dune ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @velvet dune died.

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@jagged spruce wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@remote pumice tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@tight niche and @tranquil wyvern played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @tight niche was the chicken. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@tight niche drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@jagged spruce's booty was plundered by pirates. @jagged spruce died.

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@tight niche took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jagged spruce
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @winged acorn
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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