#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 6

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @hidden phoenix, @unreal moat, @spark comet, @zenith moon, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@mystic mesa accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @mystic mesa died.

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@spark comet asked @earnest apex if they "knew the way". @earnest apex didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@unreal moat solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@zenith moon literally impeached @hidden phoenix by squashing them under a giant peach. @hidden phoenix died.

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@unreal moat tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@zenith moon's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @zenith moon died.

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@earnest apex made some scary noises in the dark. @steel sentinel sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @spark comet, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @spark comet died.

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@carmine cairn recruited @tranquil wyvern as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@tranquil wyvern declared that 64 was their favorite number. @steel sentinel wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @tranquil wyvern by stabbing them 64 times. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @carmine cairn's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @spark comet
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith moon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @hidden phoenix
100 points go to 10th place: @mystic mesa

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Oct 19, 2025, 5:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:45 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 19, 2025, 5:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:47 PM

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unreal zinc Oct 19, 2025, 5:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:50 PM

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mystic mesa Oct 19, 2025, 5:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:52 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 19, 2025, 5:57 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:57 PM

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long vine Oct 19, 2025, 5:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:58 PM

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jolly swift Oct 19, 2025, 6:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 6:27 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 6:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 6:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 19, 2025, 6:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 6:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

potent talon Oct 19, 2025, 6:45 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 6:45 PM

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zenith moon Oct 19, 2025, 6:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 6:47 PM

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mystic mesa Oct 19, 2025, 7:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:07 PM

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@mystic mesa, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

reef parcel Oct 19, 2025, 7:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:09 PM

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glacial totem Oct 19, 2025, 7:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:10 PM

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rose egret Oct 19, 2025, 7:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:15 PM

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earnest apex Oct 19, 2025, 7:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:20 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 19, 2025, 7:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:23 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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oak temple Oct 19, 2025, 7:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:30 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @zenith moon, @oak temple, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @unreal moat, @tranquil wyvern, @unreal zinc, @reef parcel, @potent talon, @glacial totem, @steel sentinel, @rose egret, @raw moss, @long vine, @carmine cairn, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@jolly swift's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @jolly swift to notice them. @jolly swift died.

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While streaming a fitness game, @steel sentinel accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@zenith moon somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @zenith moon died.

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@oak temple was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @oak temple died.

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@tranquil wyvern used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@unreal zinc had a sleepover with @long vine, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@potent talon told @mystic mesa to step off their carpet, which they did. @potent talon proceeded to murder @mystic mesa, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @mystic mesa died.

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@unreal moat greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@unreal zinc vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @unreal zinc died.

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After @reef parcel drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @reef parcel died.

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@rose egret and @potent talon played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @rose egret was the chicken. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@steel sentinel captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@tight niche wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@carmine cairn tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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After opening a present, @long vine discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@tranquil wyvern used their Staff of Regrowth to lop off @glacial totem's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tranquil wyvern invented golf. @glacial totem died.

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@earnest apex zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@steel sentinel accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @steel sentinel, go jump off that cliff. @steel sentinel died.

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@rose egret wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@long vine was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@raw moss bashed @tight niche in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@tranquil wyvern claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@earnest apex has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @earnest apex woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@tight niche accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @tight niche was forgiven.

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@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn were about to face off, but @tranquil wyvern had to run off to the restroom first.

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@raw moss solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@long vine gave a hug to @rose egret and almost choked them to death!

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@earnest apex heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @rose egret, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@earnest apex tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @earnest apex died.

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@tranquil wyvern rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @tranquil wyvern with unnecessary advice.

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@rose egret cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @rose egret's heart! @rose egret died.

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@long vine used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@tranquil wyvern got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @long vine died.

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@tight niche couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@carmine cairn, @tight niche, and @raw moss formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@carmine cairn preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@tight niche became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Oct 19, 2025, 7:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:41 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 19, 2025, 7:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:44 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 19, 2025, 7:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:45 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mystic mesa Oct 19, 2025, 7:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:46 PM

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@mystic mesa, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 19, 2025, 7:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:50 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rose egret Oct 19, 2025, 7:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 7:51 PM

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@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith moon Oct 19, 2025, 8:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:01 PM

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@zenith moon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 19, 2025, 8:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:05 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@reef parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 8:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 19, 2025, 8:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lament edge Oct 19, 2025, 8:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:28 PM

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@lament edge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @reef parcel, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @lament edge, @remote pumice, @rose egret, @zenith moon, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@mystic mesa went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @mystic mesa died.

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@rose egret forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@reef parcel paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@reef parcel took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @reef parcel died.

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@glacial totem stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine "borrowed" @zenith moon's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @zenith moon's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @long vine could return it.

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@rose egret was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @rose egret into the freezing cold water. @rose egret died.

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@zenith moon asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @zenith moon died.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@long vine made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @remote pumice forced them to put in some more effort.

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@lament edge was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @lament edge died.

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@raw moss claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@tranquil wyvern was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @tight niche died.

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@remote pumice found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @remote pumice headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@remote pumice got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@raw moss calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@carmine cairn was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @lament edge
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith moon
100 points go to 9th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 19, 2025, 8:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:38 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rose egret Oct 19, 2025, 8:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:38 PM

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@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mystic mesa Oct 19, 2025, 8:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:42 PM

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long vine Oct 19, 2025, 8:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:42 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 19, 2025, 8:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:43 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silent shore Oct 19, 2025, 8:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:46 PM

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@silent shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

warm atlas Oct 19, 2025, 8:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:58 PM

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@warm atlas, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

lament edge Oct 19, 2025, 8:58 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:58 PM

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@lament edge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nocturne scroll Oct 19, 2025, 9:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:09 PM

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@nocturne scroll, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

reef parcel Oct 19, 2025, 9:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:15 PM

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@reef parcel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 19, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jaunty gazelle Oct 19, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@jaunty gazelle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

vagrant storm Oct 19, 2025, 9:30 PM

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BB!register

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:30 PM

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@vagrant storm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:30 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

elder pawn Oct 19, 2025, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 9:30 PM

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@elder pawn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@mystic mesa, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @reef parcel, @nocturne scroll, @glacial totem, @warm atlas, @raw moss, @vagrant storm, @lament edge, @rose egret, @silent shore, @long vine, @jaunty gazelle, and @elder pawn
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@mystic mesa was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @mystic mesa died.

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@lament edge descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@rose egret recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @rose egret concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@reef parcel sang a song to try to impress @vagrant storm, @long vine, and @nocturne scroll. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@reef parcel decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @reef parcel died.

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@tight niche got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@nocturne scroll shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @nocturne scroll's face. @nocturne scroll died.

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@silent shore started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@glacial totem was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@carmine cairn wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@glacial totem wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @glacial totem turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @glacial totem died.

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@warm atlas was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @warm atlas died.

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@elder pawn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @vagrant storm into approaching. @elder pawn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @vagrant storm with two Sniper Rifle shots. @vagrant storm died.

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@jaunty gazelle was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@long vine obscured @rose egret's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @rose egret escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

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@lament edge trapped @tight niche in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@raw moss found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @silent shore to check it out. @silent shore decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@tight niche huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @lament edge also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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Santa Claus asked @rose egret what they wanted for Christmas. @rose egret replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@carmine cairn realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@elder pawn filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@lament edge made fun of @long vine for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @long vine shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @lament edge died.

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@silent shore wished for the ability to fly. @raw moss granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @silent shore died.

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@jaunty gazelle tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @jaunty gazelle died.

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@tight niche tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@long vine let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@rose egret begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@rose egret hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @rose egret died.

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@elder pawn equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @elder pawn died.

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@long vine sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@tight niche found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@carmine cairn found some soup in their fly.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @raw moss was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@tight niche found a hill and started to roll down it. @tight niche was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @carmine cairn died.

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@long vine found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@raw moss gazed at clouds with @long vine. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@raw moss cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@long vine was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @raw moss tried putting @long vine back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @elder pawn
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @jaunty gazelle
100 points go to 8th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 9th place: @lament edge
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

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There are 13 players remaining.
@main python, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @long vine, @sacred grove, @glacial totem, @median night, @raw moss, @earnest apex, @oak temple, @tight niche, and @rose egret
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@main python tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @median night in disguise. @main python died.

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@long vine traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @long vine died.

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@sacred grove pointed a Shotgun at @remote pumice and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @sacred grove looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @sacred grove died.

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@glacial totem hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@brazen plaza accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@glacial totem accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @glacial totem died.

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@earnest apex killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@raw moss wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@median night was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @median night died.

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@remote pumice tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@rose egret was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @rose egret dried.

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@tight niche swung a Rich Mahogany Sword at @oak temple and missed. However, @oak temple acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @tight niche to receive a yellow card.

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@earnest apex summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @tight niche felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@carmine cairn found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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Hey @earnest apex, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @earnest apex died.

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@rose egret tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@remote pumice used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@oak temple left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @raw moss started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@oak temple saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @oak temple died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @carmine cairn excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@tight niche watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@rose egret used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @rose egret died.

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@raw moss found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@raw moss spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@brazen plaza used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@carmine cairn dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@remote pumice discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@tight niche used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @tight niche then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@raw moss wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@tight niche distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@remote pumice played Frisbee with @brazen plaza using a Light Disc, but @brazen plaza unfortunately didn't have five hands. @brazen plaza died.

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@remote pumice tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @remote pumice didn't know that.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @remote pumice is now goo. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss found some Diamond Ore. @tight niche quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@carmine cairn became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@tight niche tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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After eating supper together, @raw moss betrayed @tight niche in exchange for 30 silver coins. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @brazen plaza
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main python Oct 19, 2025, 11:45 PM

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remote pumice Oct 19, 2025, 11:47 PM

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silent shore Oct 19, 2025, 11:50 PM

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glacial totem Oct 19, 2025, 11:56 PM

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zenith moon Oct 19, 2025, 11:58 PM

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earnest apex Oct 19, 2025, 11:59 PM

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river frost Oct 20, 2025, 12:10 AM

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 12:14 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 12:27 AM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 12:28 AM

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glacial totem Oct 20, 2025, 12:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @main python, @glacial totem, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @median night, @remote pumice, @silent shore, @earnest apex, @zenith moon, and @river frost
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@carmine cairn swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @carmine cairn died.

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@zenith moon and @remote pumice spotted a Book of Skulls on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@main python fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @main python died.

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@river frost made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @glacial totem joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @glacial totem died.

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@sacred grove found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @sacred grove died.

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@remote pumice asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tight niche, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @remote pumice to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @remote pumice died.

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@earnest apex made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@earnest apex dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @silent shore, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @silent shore died.

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@tight niche found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@zenith moon summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @earnest apex's life points directly. @earnest apex died.

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@median night started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@raw moss tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@median night found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@zenith moon read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @zenith moon died.

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@river frost trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@river frost picked a fight with a goose. @river frost died.

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@median night had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tight niche had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@median night tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @median night died.

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@tight niche ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@raw moss tried to strike @tight niche down, but @tight niche instead became more powerful than @raw moss could possibly imagine.

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@raw moss saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@tight niche hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@raw moss was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@raw moss became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @median night
150 points go to 4th place: @river frost
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith moon
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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median night Oct 20, 2025, 12:38 AM

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silent shore Oct 20, 2025, 12:40 AM

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glacial python Oct 20, 2025, 12:46 AM

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thick steppe Oct 20, 2025, 1:22 AM

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oak temple Oct 20, 2025, 1:24 AM

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 1:24 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 1:26 AM

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glacial totem Oct 20, 2025, 1:29 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @glacial python, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @oak temple, @median night, @unreal moat, @silent shore, @fast lion, @earnest apex, and @thick steppe
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@glacial python made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @glacial python died.

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@fast lion flossed their teeth with @earnest apex's shoelaces.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @silent shore would soon die a gruesome death. @silent shore ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@oak temple got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @oak temple died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @unreal moat managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@raw moss beat @median night into a pulp with a stale baguette. @median night died.

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@glacial totem and @silent shore had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@thick steppe cut a specific wire in @unreal moat's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @carmine cairn and @earnest apex to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@fast lion was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@raw moss threw @silent shore into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @raw moss a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @silent shore died.

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@fast lion angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @fast lion's floating house. @fast lion died.

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@earnest apex was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @earnest apex died.

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@thick steppe took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @thick steppe died.

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@glacial totem ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@carmine cairn tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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Poor @raw moss. @raw moss keeps getting pinged over and over again. @raw moss is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @raw moss. @raw moss. @raw moss.

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@raw moss started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@glacial totem told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @carmine cairn and @raw moss.

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@raw moss and @glacial totem had a very merry unbirthday party together. @carmine cairn found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@carmine cairn started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem tickled @raw moss from behind while they were busy sharpening their Breaker Blade. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @fast lion
100 points go to 7th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 1:37 AM

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glacial python Oct 20, 2025, 1:37 AM

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 1:38 AM

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glacial totem Oct 20, 2025, 1:39 AM

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oak temple Oct 20, 2025, 2:00 AM

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river frost Oct 20, 2025, 2:25 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 2:29 AM

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silent shore Oct 20, 2025, 2:41 AM

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potent talon Oct 20, 2025, 3:00 AM

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ruby falcon Oct 20, 2025, 3:06 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @glacial python, @ruby falcon, @river frost, @glacial totem, @silent shore, @broken crypt, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @raw moss, @quasi vapor, and @oak temple
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@glacial python started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @glacial python is still slurping that noodle.

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@glacial python's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @glacial python died.

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@ruby falcon ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @ruby falcon died.

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@silent shore screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@carmine cairn was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@glacial totem wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@broken crypt pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @quasi vapor.

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@oak temple followed @potent talon into the jungle. @oak temple started looking left, right and center for @potent talon, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@river frost played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @river frost. @river frost died.

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@glacial totem sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @glacial totem died.

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@silent shore played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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While exploring the Jungle, @silent shore needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @silent shore. @silent shore died.

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@unreal moat built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @potent talon died.

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@oak temple felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

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@quasi vapor was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @quasi vapor died.

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@oak temple brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @oak temple died.

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@carmine cairn did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @broken crypt, who happened to be watching. @broken crypt died.

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@raw moss tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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The Nurse told @carmine cairn they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @broken crypt
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @quasi vapor
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @river frost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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ruby falcon Oct 20, 2025, 3:37 AM

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candid imp Oct 20, 2025, 4:10 AM

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potent talon Oct 20, 2025, 4:11 AM

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weary crane Oct 20, 2025, 4:24 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 4:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 4:24 AM

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thick steppe Oct 20, 2025, 4:25 AM

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digital flame Oct 20, 2025, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

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There are 12 players remaining.
@weary crane, @carmine cairn, @digital flame, @sacred grove, @ruby falcon, @modern plover, @silent shore, @candid imp, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @potent talon, and @raw moss
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@potent talon stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @potent talon blinked first.

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@candid imp wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@weary crane dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @weary crane died.

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@sacred grove drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @sacred grove died.

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@raw moss lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

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@carmine cairn ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@modern plover drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@ruby falcon put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @ruby falcon whole. @ruby falcon died.

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@unreal moat accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @unreal moat allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@modern plover went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @silent shore and @thick steppe summoned the Impending Doom. @modern plover died.

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@silent shore tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @silent shore died.

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@candid imp accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @candid imp died.

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@unreal moat blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @potent talon died.

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@thick steppe put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@thick steppe tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @thick steppe died.

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@digital flame invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @digital flame died.

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@raw moss's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @digital flame
150 points go to 4th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @candid imp
100 points go to 8th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @ruby falcon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 4:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 4:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 4:39 AM

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potent talon Oct 20, 2025, 5:02 AM

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long vine Oct 20, 2025, 5:04 AM

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bb!register

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hasty fog Oct 20, 2025, 5:15 AM

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scarlet marten Oct 20, 2025, 5:24 AM

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bb!register

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 5:25 AM

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brave shore Oct 20, 2025, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 5:30 AM

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median night Oct 20, 2025, 6:21 AM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @median night, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, @scarlet marten, @brave shore, and @hasty fog
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@carmine cairn, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @carmine cairn died.

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@median night ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @median night died.

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@unreal moat successfully snuck into @potent talon's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @unreal moat died.

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@scarlet marten did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @long vine, who happened to be passing by.

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A zombie snuck up on @potent talon and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@long vine has fallen, and they can't get up. @long vine died.

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@brave shore crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@tight niche started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@hasty fog went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @hasty fog's fault.

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@scarlet marten started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@brave shore tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @scarlet marten, but it refused to listen because @brave shore didn't have enough badges.

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@tight niche and @hasty fog got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@raw moss drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@brave shore went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @brave shore decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@hasty fog accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @hasty fog died.

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@scarlet marten started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@raw moss thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@scarlet marten didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @scarlet marten died.

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@raw moss tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@tight niche read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@brave shore fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@raw moss, @brave shore, and @tight niche made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@brave shore was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@raw moss built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@tight niche covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@tight niche tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@brave shore got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@raw moss hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @raw moss's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @scarlet marten
150 points go to 5th place: @hasty fog
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 6:41 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 6:41 AM

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zenith moon Oct 20, 2025, 6:41 AM

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bb!register

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median night Oct 20, 2025, 6:44 AM

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bb!register

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 6:47 AM

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bb!register

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remote pumice Oct 20, 2025, 6:54 AM

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bb!register

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amber ermine Oct 20, 2025, 7:00 AM

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bb!register

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mystic mesa Oct 20, 2025, 7:00 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:00 AM

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long vine Oct 20, 2025, 7:02 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:02 AM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 7:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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proud lava Oct 20, 2025, 7:40 AM

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bb!register

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upbeat magnet Oct 20, 2025, 7:48 AM

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near mortar Oct 20, 2025, 7:58 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 7:58 AM

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 8:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:30 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@proud lava, @upbeat magnet, @mystic mesa, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @near mortar, @median night, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @zenith moon, and @long vine
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@proud lava was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @proud lava died.

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@upbeat magnet got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @upbeat magnet died.

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@unreal moat wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@long vine fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@mystic mesa and @raw moss decided to play catch with a Mandible Blade. @mystic mesa missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @mystic mesa died.

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@median night tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@amber ermine died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @amber ermine was revived.

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@near mortar used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@livid shuttle made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @zenith moon walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@amber ermine's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@remote pumice accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@long vine began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@near mortar trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@livid shuttle drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@tight niche wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @near mortar killed them. @near mortar died.

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@zenith moon tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@median night was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @median night died.

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@tight niche practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@unreal moat gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@livid shuttle had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@zenith moon used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @zenith moon died.

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@raw moss decisively vanquished @long vine through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@tight niche suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@livid shuttle followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @livid shuttle discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @livid shuttle died.

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@remote pumice was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@raw moss got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @raw moss, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith moon
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @median night
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Oct 20, 2025, 8:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:38 AM

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 8:43 AM

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bb!register

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median night Oct 20, 2025, 8:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 8:45 AM

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 8:46 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 20, 2025, 8:52 AM

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amber ermine Oct 20, 2025, 8:55 AM

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main python Oct 20, 2025, 9:02 AM

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rose egret Oct 20, 2025, 9:07 AM

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long vine Oct 20, 2025, 9:26 AM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 9:27 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @main python, @raw moss, @median night, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @rose egret, and @long vine
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@unreal moat returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@livid shuttle had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @tranquil wyvern is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@amber ermine swung a Gold Broadsword at @rose egret, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@main python donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@amber ermine tried to launch a poison dart frog at @tight niche through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @amber ermine has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @raw moss's artistic genius.

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@long vine was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@main python fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @main python died.

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@raw moss was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @raw moss died.

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@remote pumice started rallying for goblin rights.

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@median night got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @median night died.

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@remote pumice was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat was looking kind of dumb after @tight niche's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @unreal moat died.

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@rose egret tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@tranquil wyvern burned @rose egret to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @tranquil wyvern for reading books. @rose egret died.

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@tight niche went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@tranquil wyvern was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@tight niche heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@long vine was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @rose egret
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @median night
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @main python
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 9:37 AM

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remote pumice Oct 20, 2025, 9:38 AM

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 9:39 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 20, 2025, 9:57 AM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 10:28 AM

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main python Oct 20, 2025, 10:38 AM

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glacial python Oct 20, 2025, 10:44 AM

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brave shore Oct 20, 2025, 10:53 AM

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amber ermine Oct 20, 2025, 11:25 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @main python, @glacial python, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, and @brave shore
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@remote pumice placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Uzi.

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@livid shuttle drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @livid shuttle died.

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While exploring a swamp, @amber ermine caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@tight niche commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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After an intense fight, @glacial python was beaten by @raw moss in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @raw moss told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@brave shore performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @amber ermine's. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@main python heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @main python died.

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@tight niche flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @glacial python. @glacial python died.

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@remote pumice took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@tranquil wyvern tried attacking @unreal moat, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@raw moss tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @raw moss died.

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@remote pumice kept talking, but stopped after @tight niche held up their hand. @tight niche demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@tranquil wyvern developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@unreal moat and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @unreal moat's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@unreal moat threw a snowball at @remote pumice. To counter this, @remote pumice threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche watched @tranquil wyvern go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tranquil wyvern was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@brave shore got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@remote pumice found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@brave shore and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @tight niche was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@tranquil wyvern tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tranquil wyvern rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @tranquil wyvern's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@remote pumice put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@brave shore invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@tight niche found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@tranquil wyvern tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial python
100 points go to 8th place: @main python
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Oct 20, 2025, 11:39 AM

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long vine Oct 20, 2025, 11:39 AM

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remote pumice Oct 20, 2025, 11:41 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 20, 2025, 12:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 12:11 PM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 12:28 PM

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brave shore Oct 20, 2025, 12:30 PM

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 12:40 PM

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near mortar Oct 20, 2025, 12:48 PM

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median night Oct 20, 2025, 1:08 PM

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fiery belfry Oct 20, 2025, 1:20 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 1:25 PM

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rose egret Oct 20, 2025, 1:26 PM

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oak temple Oct 20, 2025, 1:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @fiery belfry, @unreal moat, @median night, @near mortar, @oak temple, @tight niche, @rose egret, and @amber ermine
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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tight niche

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@unreal moat messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@amber ermine searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@long vine jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @long vine died.

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@oak temple wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@median night had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@rose egret wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@near mortar accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@carmine cairn tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@remote pumice got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@fiery belfry became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@brave shore was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @brave shore died.

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@near mortar held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@amber ermine tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@unreal moat was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @unreal moat barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@median night was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @median night died.

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@tight niche wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @near mortar into an apple. @near mortar died.

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@fiery belfry aimed a Last Prism beam at @tight niche, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@remote pumice cornered @rose egret at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @rose egret started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@oak temple wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @oak temple died.

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@amber ermine tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@carmine cairn tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @carmine cairn died.

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@fiery belfry decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @fiery belfry died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @tight niche being mercilessly tickled by @rose egret.

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@rose egret made up their own language and used it to threaten @tight niche, who simply scratched their head.

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@tight niche made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@rose egret tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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@tight niche teleported behind @rose egret using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @rose egret died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @rose egret
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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median night Oct 20, 2025, 1:39 PM

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rose egret Oct 20, 2025, 1:39 PM

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remote pumice Oct 20, 2025, 1:40 PM

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near mortar Oct 20, 2025, 1:42 PM

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unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 1:48 PM

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long vine Oct 20, 2025, 1:49 PM

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glacial totem Oct 20, 2025, 1:53 PM

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oak temple Oct 20, 2025, 2:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:00 PM

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amber ermine Oct 20, 2025, 2:05 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 20, 2025, 2:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:10 PM

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raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 2:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:20 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 2:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:24 PM

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tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:28 PM

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winged acorn Oct 20, 2025, 2:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:28 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@winged acorn, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @median night, @near mortar, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tight niche, @rose egret, @amber ermine, and @reef parcel
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@unreal moat wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@raw moss somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@long vine accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @long vine died.

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@reef parcel started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@glacial totem was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@amber ermine and @carmine cairn played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@median night ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@unreal moat pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @unreal moat died.

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@winged acorn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@near mortar started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @near mortar died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@remote pumice drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@oak temple built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @oak temple died.

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@winged acorn threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@carmine cairn was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@raw moss stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@amber ermine became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@rose egret walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @rose egret died.

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@glacial totem was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@median night had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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While playing at the beach, @reef parcel buried @tranquil wyvern in the sand. It took @tranquil wyvern several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@amber ermine woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @amber ermine died.

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@winged acorn chased @reef parcel with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @reef parcel died.

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@carmine cairn tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @carmine cairn is now bald.

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@remote pumice learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@median night flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @median night died.

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@tranquil wyvern was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @tight niche's Star Cannon. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @remote pumice died.

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@glacial totem made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@winged acorn was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @winged acorn died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @carmine cairn was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@glacial totem fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@carmine cairn aimed a Last Prism beam at @raw moss, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@tight niche made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@tight niche found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@raw moss began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @carmine cairn headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@carmine cairn hid from @tight niche by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@tight niche's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tight niche sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@carmine cairn threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @carmine cairn unlocked the power of flight!

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@tight niche failed to properly hydrate. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @winged acorn
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @median night
100 points go to 9th place: @reef parcel
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

thick steppe Oct 20, 2025, 2:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:40 PM

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@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith moon Oct 20, 2025, 2:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:42 PM

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@zenith moon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 20, 2025, 2:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:45 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 20, 2025, 2:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:46 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 20, 2025, 2:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:52 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 20, 2025, 2:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:57 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rose egret Oct 20, 2025, 2:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 2:59 PM

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@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 20, 2025, 3:00 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:00 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 20, 2025, 3:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:05 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 20, 2025, 3:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:09 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 20, 2025, 3:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:13 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Oct 20, 2025, 3:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:21 PM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mystic mesa Oct 20, 2025, 3:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:27 PM

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@mystic mesa, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 20, 2025, 3:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 20, 2025, 3:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@zenith moon, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @velvet dune, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @thick steppe, @median night, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @rose egret, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@zenith moon got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @zenith moon died.

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@glacial totem walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @livid shuttle died.

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@thick steppe was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @thick steppe died.

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@carmine cairn kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@remote pumice tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@median night emerged from a tree stump and scolded @mystic mesa for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @mystic mesa was still holding an axe. @median night died.

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@velvet dune started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@tight niche comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@amber ermine accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@amber ermine tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@unreal moat tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @unreal moat died.

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@rose egret spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@mystic mesa invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@near mortar had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @tight niche shot them with an arrow. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@remote pumice verbally roasted @mystic mesa so hard that they burst into flames. @mystic mesa died.

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@rose egret vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @rose egret died.

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@amber ermine woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @carmine cairn found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @amber ermine with bug spray. @amber ermine died.

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@velvet dune drank sand for 10 hours. @velvet dune died.