#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 5

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 10:36 PM

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@hard dagger found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @hard dagger walked out the door.

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@long vine insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @earnest apex insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @earnest apex, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@main python fed @remote pumice several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@raw moss snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@carmine cairn spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@main python couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@hard dagger and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @steel sentinel tattled on them.

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@remote pumice promised @main python that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @main python died.

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@hard dagger stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @hard dagger died.

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While @remote pumice looked inside a Corruption chasm, @carmine cairn pranked them by pushing them inside. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@steel sentinel made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@raw moss wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@carmine cairn blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @carmine cairn's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@steel sentinel literally gaslighted @raw moss by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel was ordered by @carmine cairn to sing a song or be killed. @steel sentinel tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @hard dagger
150 points go to 6th place: @main python
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 10th place: @median sphinx

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main python Oct 18, 2025, 10:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 10:38 PM

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remote pumice Oct 18, 2025, 10:38 PM

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raw moss Oct 18, 2025, 10:39 PM

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glacial totem Oct 18, 2025, 10:44 PM

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rocky jacinth Oct 18, 2025, 10:49 PM

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oak temple Oct 18, 2025, 10:53 PM

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earnest apex Oct 18, 2025, 10:59 PM

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pastel herald Oct 18, 2025, 11:05 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 18, 2025, 11:07 PM

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long vine Oct 18, 2025, 11:19 PM

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scarlet marten Oct 18, 2025, 11:19 PM

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old hedge Oct 18, 2025, 11:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 11:23 PM

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turbid skiff Oct 18, 2025, 11:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 11:26 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 18, 2025, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 11:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @main python, @glacial totem, @pastel herald, @raw moss, @oak temple, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @old hedge, @long vine, @earnest apex, @scarlet marten, and @rocky jacinth
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@main python smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @main python died.

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@oak temple had @glacial totem lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @glacial totem, this wasn't a magic show. @glacial totem died.

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@pastel herald embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @pastel herald tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @pastel herald died.

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@old hedge bought a Gatligator and fired it at @scarlet marten for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @old hedge furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@rocky jacinth's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@carmine cairn was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@oak temple made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @oak temple died.

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@long vine added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@turbid skiff and @steel sentinel discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@old hedge hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @old hedge died.

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@long vine put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @long vine died.

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@rocky jacinth decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@remote pumice murdered @earnest apex by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @earnest apex died.

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@steel sentinel started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@carmine cairn got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@turbid skiff wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @rocky jacinth on a spit. @rocky jacinth died.

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@carmine cairn eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@remote pumice tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@steel sentinel dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@scarlet marten tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @scarlet marten died.

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@steel sentinel’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@raw moss managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@remote pumice tried to attack @turbid skiff by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@turbid skiff failed to properly hydrate. @turbid skiff died.

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@steel sentinel baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @scarlet marten
100 points go to 7th place: @rocky jacinth
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @old hedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 18, 2025, 11:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 11:37 PM

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pastel herald Oct 18, 2025, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 11:39 PM

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glacial totem Oct 18, 2025, 11:55 PM

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long vine Oct 18, 2025, 11:57 PM

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near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 12:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 12:03 AM

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rancid dragon Oct 19, 2025, 12:04 AM

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rocky jacinth Oct 19, 2025, 12:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 12:07 AM

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old hedge Oct 19, 2025, 12:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 12:10 AM

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narrow oriole Oct 19, 2025, 12:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 12:11 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 12:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 12:25 AM

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glacial totem Oct 19, 2025, 12:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 12:25 AM

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modern plover Oct 19, 2025, 12:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 12:26 AM

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brave shore Oct 19, 2025, 12:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 12:28 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @rocky jacinth, @modern plover, @narrow oriole, @near mortar, @raw moss, @pastel herald, and @old hedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@rancid dragon started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @rancid dragon died.

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@near mortar couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@rocky jacinth hadn't seen @long vine in a long time, and missed them. @long vine aimed a Sniper Rifle at @rocky jacinth from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @rocky jacinth died.

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@old hedge was building a nice house. @pastel herald asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @old hedge just looked confused.

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@modern plover tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @modern plover died.

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@near mortar was eaten by a tree. @near mortar died.

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@glacial totem silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @brave shore's back, which then integrated itself into @brave shore's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@long vine found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@old hedge started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@raw moss was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@pastel herald tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@pastel herald tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @pastel herald died.

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@narrow oriole activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@glacial totem hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@old hedge stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @old hedge died.

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@brave shore's face was scorched off after @raw moss took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @brave shore died.

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@narrow oriole heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@carmine cairn sharpened @narrow oriole's face at a Sharpening Station. @narrow oriole became the sharpest tool in the shed. @narrow oriole died.

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@long vine purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @long vine ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@glacial totem loves @raw moss to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss bragged to @long vine about their combat skills. @long vine didn't really know @raw moss and had no idea how this conversation started.

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Someone let the dogs out! @long vine tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @carmine cairn's chests for the rest of its life.

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@raw moss crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @carmine cairn laughed at them, not knowing that @raw moss was just a completionist.

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@raw moss took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @carmine cairn's Rod of Discord.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@raw moss equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@carmine cairn was dunked on by @raw moss. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @raw moss was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @raw moss broke their fall with their own body. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @narrow oriole
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel herald
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Oct 19, 2025, 12:39 AM

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narrow oriole Oct 19, 2025, 12:39 AM

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pastel herald Oct 19, 2025, 12:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 12:39 AM

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raw moss Oct 19, 2025, 12:41 AM

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long vine Oct 19, 2025, 12:41 AM

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near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 12:45 AM

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rustic schooner Oct 19, 2025, 1:06 AM

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brave shore Oct 19, 2025, 1:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 1:13 AM

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rancid dragon Oct 19, 2025, 1:16 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 1:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 1:20 AM

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proud lava Oct 19, 2025, 1:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 1:22 AM

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glacial totem Oct 19, 2025, 1:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 1:27 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@proud lava, @rustic schooner, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @narrow oriole, @glacial totem, @pastel herald, @raw moss, @near mortar, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar and @proud lava found themselves falling from a considerable height. @near mortar landed in a pool of water. @proud lava did not. @proud lava died.

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@rustic schooner was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @narrow oriole's Star Cannon. @rustic schooner died.

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@rancid dragon built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@rancid dragon accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @rancid dragon died.

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@pastel herald spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @pastel herald still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @pastel herald died.

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@near mortar suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @near mortar died.

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@long vine took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@brave shore thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@long vine brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@narrow oriole tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @narrow oriole keeled over from a heart attack. @narrow oriole died.

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@glacial totem picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @carmine cairn begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@carmine cairn spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@carmine cairn’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@carmine cairn went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@long vine's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@glacial totem put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@glacial totem died.

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@raw moss was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @narrow oriole
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @pastel herald
100 points go to 9th place: @rancid dragon
100 points go to 10th place: @rustic schooner

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 19, 2025, 1:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 19, 2025, 1:38 AM

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near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 1:45 AM

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unreal moat Oct 19, 2025, 1:46 AM

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pastel herald Oct 19, 2025, 1:51 AM

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unreal zinc Oct 19, 2025, 1:52 AM

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sacred grove Oct 19, 2025, 1:54 AM

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brave shore Oct 19, 2025, 2:05 AM

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wicked marlin Oct 19, 2025, 2:08 AM

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main python Oct 19, 2025, 2:17 AM

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potent talon Oct 19, 2025, 2:25 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 2:25 AM

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bb!register

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still crown Oct 19, 2025, 2:28 AM

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bb!register

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There are 13 players remaining.
@wicked marlin, @unreal zinc, @carmine cairn, @main python, @still crown, @pastel herald, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@near mortar suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @potent talon tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@wicked marlin was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @raw moss's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @wicked marlin died.

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@unreal moat tried to throw a Sleepy Octopod at @pastel herald before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@main python somehow convinced @unreal zinc that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @unreal zinc died.

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@carmine cairn and @long vine cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @long vine, because @carmine cairn was wearing Frost armor.

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@still crown fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@main python tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @main python died.

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@carmine cairn blew @pastel herald to bits using an exploding bed. @pastel herald died.

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@long vine saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@sacred grove knocked furiously on @unreal moat's door while holding an axe. @unreal moat shouted, "Who's there?"

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@sacred grove was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @sacred grove died.

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@near mortar forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @near mortar wasn't a Slime, @near mortar was endlessly beaten. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@carmine cairn found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@potent talon and @long vine were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @potent talon fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @potent talon died.

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@still crown literally can't even. @still crown died.

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@brave shore watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@carmine cairn used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@brave shore was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@long vine followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @long vine died.

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@raw moss tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@brave shore tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@carmine cairn transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @still crown
150 points go to 6th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @pastel herald

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 19, 2025, 2:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 2:38 AM

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rustic schooner Oct 19, 2025, 2:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 2:40 AM

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pastel herald Oct 19, 2025, 2:40 AM

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bb!register

long vine Oct 19, 2025, 2:40 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 2:40 AM

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@pastel herald, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 2:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 2:42 AM

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unreal moat Oct 19, 2025, 2:45 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 2:45 AM

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potent talon Oct 19, 2025, 2:46 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 2:46 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 3:15 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:15 AM

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oak temple Oct 19, 2025, 3:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:20 AM

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brave shore Oct 19, 2025, 3:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@rustic schooner, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @pastel herald, @raw moss, @near mortar, @oak temple, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The sun burnt @unreal moat into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@rustic schooner fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @rustic schooner died.

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@livid shuttle emerged from a tree stump and scolded @potent talon for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @potent talon was still holding an axe. @livid shuttle died.

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@pastel herald broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @pastel herald died.

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@near mortar drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @long vine mopped @near mortar up with a tissue. @near mortar died.

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@oak temple was stalking @brave shore's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @oak temple died.

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@potent talon watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@raw moss constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@carmine cairn poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@long vine went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@unreal moat asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @brave shore over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@unreal moat went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @raw moss rich and famous.

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@brave shore suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@carmine cairn searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@long vine ran with scissors. @long vine died.

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@brave shore took aim at @raw moss from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@brave shore patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @raw moss in disguise.

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@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@carmine cairn drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@brave shore huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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Low on health, @brave shore hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @pastel herald
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 19, 2025, 3:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:36 AM

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hollow basalt Oct 19, 2025, 3:36 AM

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bb!register

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modern plover Oct 19, 2025, 3:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:52 AM

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long vine Oct 19, 2025, 3:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:56 AM

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main python Oct 19, 2025, 3:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:57 AM

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near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 4:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:08 AM

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glossy heath Oct 19, 2025, 4:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:21 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 4:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:23 AM

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candid imp Oct 19, 2025, 4:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:26 AM

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brave shore Oct 19, 2025, 4:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @hollow basalt, @carmine cairn, @main python, @glossy heath, @raw moss, @near mortar, @modern plover, @candid imp, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@brave shore declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @brave shore's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@near mortar obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @near mortar never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@modern plover and @glossy heath played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@candid imp told @livid shuttle to bite the dust. In response, @livid shuttle took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@livid shuttle put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @livid shuttle died.

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@main python soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @main python dyed.

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@raw moss hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @carmine cairn's house. @carmine cairn started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@raw moss joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@glossy heath overwhelmed @hollow basalt with a storm of flying bananas. @hollow basalt died.

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@modern plover decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@carmine cairn made some Synonym Rolls for @long vine and @brave shore. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@main python saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @main python died.

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@candid imp, @modern plover, and @long vine formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@raw moss found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@near mortar tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@brave shore, @glossy heath and @near mortar played hot potato with a grenade. @near mortar forgot to pass it on. @near mortar died.

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@modern plover ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @modern plover said "thanks, you too." @modern plover died.

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@candid imp found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @candid imp died.

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@glossy heath was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @carmine cairn stopped them in time.

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@raw moss sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@brave shore knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@raw moss ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @glossy heath before they could say "Zoinks!" @glossy heath died.

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@brave shore forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @brave shore died.

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@long vine managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @long vine found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 6th place: @candid imp
100 points go to 7th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @main python
100 points go to 10th place: @hollow basalt

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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copper portal Oct 19, 2025, 4:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:42 AM

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near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 4:43 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:43 AM

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raw moss Oct 19, 2025, 4:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:54 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Oct 19, 2025, 5:01 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:01 AM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 19, 2025, 5:06 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:06 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 19, 2025, 5:13 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:13 AM

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long vine Oct 19, 2025, 5:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:14 AM

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granite root Oct 19, 2025, 5:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:25 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 5:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @potent talon, @granite root, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@copper portal accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@livid shuttle decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @livid shuttle died.

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The Wizard showed @unreal moat their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@raw moss tried to set up a campfire, but @carmine cairn drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@granite root used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@potent talon started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@glacial totem walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @near mortar flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@glacial totem accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @carmine cairn was watching. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @raw moss died.

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While playing at the beach, @potent talon buried @granite root in the sand. It took @granite root several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@copper portal drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@long vine lulled @near mortar into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @near mortar died.

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@copper portal was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@carmine cairn attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@granite root started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @potent talon and @carmine cairn out.

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@unreal moat was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@potent talon saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @potent talon died.

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@carmine cairn got a piggyback ride from @granite root, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @granite root died.

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@copper portal explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@copper portal angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @copper portal died.

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@long vine was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @copper portal
150 points go to 4th place: @granite root
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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copper portal Oct 19, 2025, 5:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:38 AM

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@copper portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 19, 2025, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

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granite root Oct 19, 2025, 5:41 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Oct 19, 2025, 5:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:42 AM

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near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 5:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:42 AM

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unreal moat Oct 19, 2025, 5:47 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:47 AM

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kind pier Oct 19, 2025, 5:53 AM

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kind pier Oct 19, 2025, 5:53 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:53 AM

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@kind pier, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 19, 2025, 5:55 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:55 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 19, 2025, 6:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 6:10 AM

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copper portal Oct 19, 2025, 6:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 6:24 AM

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@copper portal, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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dim sphinx Oct 19, 2025, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 6:30 AM

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brave shore Oct 19, 2025, 6:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 6:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, @dim sphinx, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @granite root, @earnest apex, @long vine, @brave shore, and @kind pier
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@livid shuttle drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @livid shuttle died.

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@dim sphinx decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @dim sphinx died.

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@raw moss triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @raw moss died.

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@unreal moat visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @unreal moat thought her hands were more interesting.

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@kind pier found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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After partying all night, @near mortar was shot by @granite root in a swimming pool. @near mortar died.

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@glacial totem decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@unreal moat tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @long vine's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @unreal moat died.

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@granite root complained that they had no life, so @glacial totem used a Life Drain to take @copper portal's life and give it to @granite root. @copper portal died.

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@granite root spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @granite root died.

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@earnest apex became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @earnest apex died.

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@brave shore won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@kind pier was furious at @glacial totem for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @kind pier's special someone!

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@long vine invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@kind pier passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@brave shore received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @brave shore died.

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While sitting on a bench together with @long vine, @glacial totem leaned away and farted.

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@glacial totem used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@kind pier and @long vine set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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The Wall of Flesh told @kind pier that there was something stuck in their teeth. @kind pier checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @kind pier died.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@long vine threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@glacial totem found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@long vine invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@glacial totem boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@long vine created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@glacial totem woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @kind pier
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @granite root
100 points go to 7th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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There are 15 players remaining.
@main python, @granite root, @long vine, @brave shore, @slim gull, @proud lava, @glacial totem, @ebon matrix, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @humble ferry, @runic parcel, and @oak temple
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@main python used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @main python died.

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@brave shore challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @brave shore died.

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@ebon matrix drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@potent talon was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@long vine tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@humble ferry pulled out their Starfury and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @humble ferry pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@slim gull went down @earnest apex's chimney to deliver presents, but @earnest apex's fireplace was still in use. @slim gull died.

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@granite root wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@proud lava went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@oak temple tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @oak temple is now bald.

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@proud lava took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @proud lava died.

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@unreal moat managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@glacial totem got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @glacial totem died.

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@potent talon started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@ebon matrix popped @unreal moat by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @earnest apex died.

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@potent talon threw a Stink Potion at @raw moss. @raw moss threw a Toxic Flask right back. @potent talon died.

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@oak temple found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@granite root pointed a wooden wand at @oak temple and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@long vine couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@raw moss escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@ebon matrix put two forward slashes in front of @raw moss and commented them out of existence. @raw moss died.

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@runic parcel tried to high-five @oak temple, but @oak temple went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@humble ferry tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@granite root found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @humble ferry, who was out swimming that day. @humble ferry died.

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@long vine drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@runic parcel made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@granite root found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@runic parcel dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @runic parcel died.

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@oak temple ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @oak temple died.

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@granite root tried to shoot an apple off of @ebon matrix's head. @granite root's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @ebon matrix died.

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After years of research, @granite root found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @granite root died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @granite root
250 points go to 3rd place: @ebon matrix
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @runic parcel
150 points go to 6th place: @humble ferry
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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mystic mesa Oct 19, 2025, 9:08 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 19, 2025, 9:11 AM

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fiery belfry Oct 19, 2025, 9:25 AM

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spark comet Oct 19, 2025, 9:29 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @shy night, @livid shuttle, @mystic mesa, @main python, @raw moss, @oak temple, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, and @long vine
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@livid shuttle challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @livid shuttle died.

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@mystic mesa forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @mystic mesa died.

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@oak temple spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @oak temple died.

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@unreal moat practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @tranquil wyvern pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@shy night started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @shy night - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @shy night then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @main python's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @main python died.

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@shy night wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@shy night was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @shy night died.

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@fiery belfry put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @fiery belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@raw moss found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @shy night
150 points go to 6th place: @main python
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @mystic mesa
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main python Oct 19, 2025, 9:37 AM

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long vine Oct 19, 2025, 9:44 AM

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jolly swift Oct 19, 2025, 10:15 AM

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remote pumice Oct 19, 2025, 10:16 AM

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dim sphinx Oct 19, 2025, 10:26 AM

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kind scroll Oct 19, 2025, 10:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @mystic mesa, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @main python, @kind scroll, @dim sphinx, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @ionic hawk, and @long vine
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@long vine started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@main python sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@unreal moat cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@raw moss started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@mystic mesa summoned a solar eclipse while @tight niche was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @mystic mesa died.

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@jolly swift drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@main python donated all of their organs to those in need. @main python died.

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@ionic hawk obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@remote pumice and @kind scroll had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@ionic hawk started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@dim sphinx took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @dim sphinx died.

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@raw moss was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@unreal moat used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@unreal moat went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@kind scroll started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@jolly swift was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@kind scroll tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @kind scroll died.

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@tranquil wyvern asked for @ionic hawk's autograph. At first, @ionic hawk was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@ionic hawk told @remote pumice that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @remote pumice took those words literally and peeled @ionic hawk. @ionic hawk died.

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@tight niche consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@raw moss crafted @jolly swift into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine promised to @remote pumice that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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Out of boredom, @tight niche used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@raw moss found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@tranquil wyvern was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@remote pumice relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@raw moss became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@tight niche gave @remote pumice Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine and @tight niche played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@raw moss angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@tight niche created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @long vine got too close while watching. @long vine died.

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@raw moss slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @tight niche's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 8th place: @kind scroll
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @dim sphinx

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Oct 19, 2025, 10:39 AM

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mystic mesa Oct 19, 2025, 10:54 AM

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near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 11:09 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 19, 2025, 11:12 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @grizzled tusk, @mystic mesa, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @grand bramble, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @ionic hawk, and @long vine
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@tranquil wyvern took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @ionic hawk and @raw moss ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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@unreal moat confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@mystic mesa fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @long vine. @mystic mesa died.

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@grand bramble finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @grand bramble died.

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@tight niche tried to deal a finishing blow to @grizzled tusk, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@near mortar found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@raw moss used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @tight niche tested this theory on @raw moss, who bounced, and ended up being right. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @unreal moat died.

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@livid shuttle tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@jolly swift started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@tranquil wyvern returned to their house, only to find that @ionic hawk had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@ionic hawk broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@tight niche took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@livid shuttle was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@remote pumice was briefly jumpscared by @jolly swift wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@grizzled tusk overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@long vine began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@tranquil wyvern asked @jolly swift to give them a hand, so @jolly swift chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@remote pumice listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @remote pumice saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@long vine was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @long vine died.

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@tight niche started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@livid shuttle built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@livid shuttle was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @livid shuttle died.

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@ionic hawk neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @ionic hawk died.

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@jolly swift found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@grizzled tusk went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @grizzled tusk died.

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@jolly swift's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@tight niche set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@remote pumice watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@remote pumice invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @tranquil wyvern, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 7th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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There are 11 players remaining.
@main python, @remote pumice, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @abstract thunder, @unreal moat, @grizzled tusk, @mystic mesa, and @tight niche
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@remote pumice sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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A witch prophesized that @livid shuttle would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@main python sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @main python died.

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@jolly swift was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@remote pumice was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @remote pumice died.

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@abstract thunder paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Bat Scepter.

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@long vine spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @long vine died.

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@livid shuttle ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@abstract thunder constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tranquil wyvern by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @abstract thunder's positioning was a bit off. @abstract thunder died.

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@unreal moat forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @unreal moat died.

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@grizzled tusk went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@jolly swift tried to instigate drama against @mystic mesa, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @jolly swift used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @mystic mesa died.

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@tranquil wyvern comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@jolly swift playfully poked @grizzled tusk and laughed. @grizzled tusk playfully poked them back with a Gungnir. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tranquil wyvern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@grizzled tusk tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@grizzled tusk was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @grizzled tusk died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tranquil wyvern wasn't a pie. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @mystic mesa
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 1:26 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 19, 2025, 1:27 PM

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tight niche Oct 19, 2025, 1:27 PM

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worn shuttle Oct 19, 2025, 1:46 PM

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ripe umbra Oct 19, 2025, 1:58 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@ripe umbra, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @worn shuttle, @candid imp, and @thick steppe
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@thick steppe marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@ripe umbra kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @ripe umbra red. @ripe umbra died.

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@tranquil wyvern paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Purple Phaseblade.

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@worn shuttle attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @mystic mesa found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @mystic mesa was trapped for all eternity. @mystic mesa died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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@candid imp thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@near mortar unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @unreal moat suddenly didn't feel so good. @unreal moat died.

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@remote pumice smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@worn shuttle opened the front door and saw @tight niche trying to murder the Guide. @worn shuttle slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@worn shuttle tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @worn shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @tranquil wyvern's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@candid imp received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @candid imp used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @candid imp died.

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@thick steppe was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @thick steppe died.

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@remote pumice dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@steel sentinel tried to shoot @tranquil wyvern using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tight niche's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@tranquil wyvern caused @steel sentinel to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@tranquil wyvern fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @candid imp
100 points go to 7th place: @worn shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 19, 2025, 2:39 PM

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near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 2:39 PM

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analog meteor Oct 19, 2025, 2:41 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 19, 2025, 2:46 PM

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earnest apex Oct 19, 2025, 2:50 PM

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reef halo Oct 19, 2025, 2:58 PM

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nocturne forum Oct 19, 2025, 3:11 PM

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primal haven Oct 19, 2025, 3:13 PM

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remote pumice Oct 19, 2025, 3:17 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 19, 2025, 3:18 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 3:20 PM

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thick steppe Oct 19, 2025, 3:23 PM

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tight niche Oct 19, 2025, 3:30 PM

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peak yoke Oct 19, 2025, 3:30 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@ripe umbra, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @analog meteor, @carmine cairn, @nocturne forum, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @primal haven, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @reef halo, and @thick steppe
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@near mortar and @ripe umbra started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @near mortar took out their actual shotgun. @ripe umbra died.

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@carmine cairn constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@analog meteor boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @analog meteor died.

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@tight niche stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@nocturne forum ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @nocturne forum died.

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@steel sentinel wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@tranquil wyvern started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@near mortar took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @near mortar died.

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@primal haven tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@unreal moat accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@reef halo started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@primal haven wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @primal haven died.

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@peak yoke forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @earnest apex was caught in the crossfire. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice pumped @steel sentinel full of lead. No one was hurt, but @steel sentinel's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@reef halo turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @reef halo died.

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@remote pumice tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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Rumors started spreading that @thick steppe was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @thick steppe.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

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@thick steppe was vehicularly manslaughtered by @carmine cairn's minecart. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@remote pumice drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @steel sentinel appeared instead.

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@remote pumice stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @remote pumice's house down.

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@remote pumice accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @tight niche did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@steel sentinel tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @reef halo
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @primal haven

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:38 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 19, 2025, 3:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:43 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 19, 2025, 3:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:43 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 19, 2025, 3:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 3:55 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 19, 2025, 4:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:16 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 4:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:23 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 19, 2025, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Oct 19, 2025, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:27 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

pastel herald Oct 19, 2025, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:27 PM

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@pastel herald, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

earnest apex Oct 19, 2025, 4:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:30 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @pastel herald, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @astral glacier, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn invited @earnest apex to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @carmine cairn was mauled by wolves. @carmine cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern declared war against @near mortar because they didn't like something @near mortar said in their AMA.

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@unreal moat opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@steel sentinel learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @pastel herald found out that @steel sentinel meant "killer" in the literal sense. @pastel herald died.

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@remote pumice tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@unreal moat was infected by a zombie virus. @unreal moat died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@earnest apex tried to attack @tight niche with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@remote pumice just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@near mortar called @astral glacier on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat had a dirty mind. Then @tranquil wyvern sprayed @unreal moat's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @earnest apex died.

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@steel sentinel climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @remote pumice and @tranquil wyvern.

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@remote pumice underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @remote pumice died.

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@astral glacier performed open heart surgery on @tranquil wyvern, even though @tranquil wyvern never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel told @astral glacier a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche and @steel sentinel played catch with a Paladin. @tight niche accidentally fumbled a catch. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @pastel herald
100 points go to 10th place: @carmine cairn

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Oct 19, 2025, 4:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:37 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 19, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

mystic mesa Oct 19, 2025, 4:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 4:51 PM

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@mystic mesa, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

spark comet Oct 19, 2025, 5:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:05 PM

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@spark comet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 19, 2025, 5:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:07 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 19, 2025, 5:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:16 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 19, 2025, 5:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:23 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith moon Oct 19, 2025, 5:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:26 PM

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@zenith moon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 19, 2025, 5:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hidden phoenix Oct 19, 2025, 5:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:28 PM

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@hidden phoenix, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

astral glacier Oct 19, 2025, 5:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 19, 2025, 5:30 PM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!