#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 4

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 1:35 AM

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@astral glacier invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@potent talon found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@remote pumice was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @remote pumice died.

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@near mortar screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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@long vine lured @brazen plaza into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @brazen plaza's dust allergy! @brazen plaza died.

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@dire helm splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @unreal moat observed disapprovingly.

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@digital flame tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@long vine clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @long vine died.

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@brave shore sacrificed @fiery belfry by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @fiery belfry died.

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@unreal moat looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @unreal moat died.

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@dire helm encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @dire helm decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @near mortar. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @near mortar died.

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@dusky elbow tried to kill @slim gull, but failed to ask for consent.

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@raw moss befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@terse sun spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@dire helm wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @brave shore wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @dire helm killed the Traveling Merchant first. @dire helm died.

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@carmine cairn stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @digital flame was the bartender, @astral glacier was the DJ, and @potent talon was the pinata. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @slim gull chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @raw moss's shattered corpse. @raw moss died.

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@dusky elbow's booty was plundered by pirates. @dusky elbow died.

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@terse sun tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@terse sun read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @terse sun then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @terse sun died.

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@digital flame yelled, "Duck!" @brave shore excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@slim gull was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@astral glacier disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@carmine cairn opportunistically attacked @digital flame with a Bladed Glove while their cell phone was ringing. @digital flame died.

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@slim gull went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @slim gull died.

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The Demolitionist told @astral glacier that it was a good day to die. @astral glacier thought so too. @astral glacier died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @astral glacier
250 points go to 3rd place: @slim gull
150 points go to 4th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @terse sun
100 points go to 7th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @dire helm

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unreal moat Oct 18, 2025, 1:39 AM

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near mortar Oct 18, 2025, 1:42 AM

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remote pumice Oct 18, 2025, 1:42 AM

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long vine Oct 18, 2025, 1:43 AM

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brave shore Oct 18, 2025, 1:45 AM

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sacred grove Oct 18, 2025, 1:52 AM

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glacial totem Oct 18, 2025, 2:19 AM

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hybrid ledge Oct 18, 2025, 2:26 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 18, 2025, 2:29 AM

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astral glacier Oct 18, 2025, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 2:29 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@slim gull, @digital flame, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @hybrid ledge, @ionic hawk, @astral glacier, @long vine, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

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@slim gull panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @slim gull died.

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@brave shore's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@carmine cairn joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@ionic hawk tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @digital flame and @raw moss, who did not approve of gambling.

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@hybrid ledge handed @raw moss a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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@sacred grove decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @sacred grove died.

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@glacial totem wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@remote pumice stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@long vine chased @near mortar with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @near mortar died.

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@digital flame searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@glacial totem started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@hybrid ledge spun around in a full circle and shot @unreal moat with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @long vine died.

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@ionic hawk tried to destroy @remote pumice by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@next hemlock wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @next hemlock through the wall. @next hemlock died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @hybrid ledge a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @astral glacier with it. However, @hybrid ledge clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @hybrid ledge died.

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@digital flame was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @digital flame died.

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@ionic hawk held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@remote pumice forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @remote pumice died.

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@astral glacier tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @astral glacier died.

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@ionic hawk drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@brave shore used the power of Flex Tape to stick @ionic hawk in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @ionic hawk's suffering to a swift end. @ionic hawk died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @carmine cairn spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @glacial totem thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@glacial totem found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @glacial totem died.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @brave shore is approaching @carmine cairn!

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@brave shore faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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All that glitters is not gold. @brave shore disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@brave shore died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 8th place: @hybrid ledge
100 points go to 9th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 18, 2025, 2:46 AM

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digital flame Oct 18, 2025, 2:46 AM

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dire helm Oct 18, 2025, 2:47 AM

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golden stone Oct 18, 2025, 3:07 AM

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unreal moat Oct 18, 2025, 3:27 AM

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long vine Oct 18, 2025, 3:27 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 18, 2025, 3:28 AM

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true lynx Oct 18, 2025, 3:31 AM

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glacial totem Oct 18, 2025, 3:32 AM

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fathom barn Oct 18, 2025, 4:09 AM

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unreal moat Oct 18, 2025, 4:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 4:21 AM

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tight niche Oct 18, 2025, 4:29 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@pale lantern, @fathom barn, @carmine cairn, @golden stone, @long vine, @digital flame, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @true lynx, @dire helm, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@glacial totem somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@carmine cairn failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@fathom barn snuck up behind @dire helm, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @fathom barn decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@golden stone tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@raw moss walked into a bar. @tight niche laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@unreal moat threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@pale lantern used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @pale lantern didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @pale lantern died.

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@fathom barn is hvinga stroker n. @fathom barn died.

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@golden stone found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @golden stone died.

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@long vine couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @long vine died.

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@digital flame gave @true lynx a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @true lynx gave @digital flame a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @digital flame died.

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@glacial totem felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @glacial totem died.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @unreal moat. Apparently, not that many. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss trapped @tight niche in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @tight niche managed to escape regardless.

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@carmine cairn was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@livid shuttle heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @livid shuttle stopped because their voice became horse.

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@dire helm was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @dire helm died.

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@raw moss went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@tight niche wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@raw moss squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@true lynx made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@true lynx chewed some gum. It made @true lynx feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @true lynx died.

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@tight niche kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@livid shuttle found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@tight niche took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@livid shuttle used an Inferno Fork to eat. @raw moss thought they didn't notice, but @livid shuttle just really likes spicy food.

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@livid shuttle declared war on emus. The emus won. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@tight niche somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@raw moss dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @tight niche diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@tight niche forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @true lynx
150 points go to 6th place: @dire helm
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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raw moss Oct 18, 2025, 4:38 AM

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main python Oct 18, 2025, 4:38 AM

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long vine Oct 18, 2025, 4:44 AM

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peak yoke Oct 18, 2025, 4:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 4:51 AM

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brave shore Oct 18, 2025, 4:53 AM

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unreal moat Oct 18, 2025, 4:55 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 18, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 5:20 AM

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modern plover Oct 18, 2025, 5:22 AM

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dim sphinx Oct 18, 2025, 5:29 AM

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tight niche Oct 18, 2025, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 5:30 AM

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brave shore Oct 18, 2025, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @main python, @dim sphinx, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @modern plover, @long vine, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

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@main python tried to confess their love to @modern plover, but @modern plover interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@livid shuttle activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @unreal moat died.

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@peak yoke felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @long vine setting explosives beneath them. @peak yoke died.

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@dim sphinx swapped @modern plover's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @modern plover then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @modern plover died.

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@main python put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @main python died.

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@brave shore took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@tight niche appeared to be taking a group picture of @long vine, @carmine cairn, and @dim sphinx. @tight niche's selfie turned out great!

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@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@tight niche was in the middle of taking a shower when @dim sphinx took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@brave shore went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @brave shore died.

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@long vine gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @long vine died.

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@raw moss was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @raw moss lived.

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@dim sphinx sniped @carmine cairn with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @dim sphinx, it was opposite day. @dim sphinx died.

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@raw moss didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@raw moss likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @raw moss probably liked trains a bit too much. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @main python
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main python Oct 18, 2025, 5:37 AM

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near mortar Oct 18, 2025, 5:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 18, 2025, 5:39 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@proud lava, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @main python, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @oak temple, @near mortar, @lofty dove, and @long vine
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There once was a @proud lava who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @proud lava's insides, and all the animals were freed. @proud lava died.

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@glacial totem snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @glacial totem died.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @tight niche. Queen Bee died.

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@long vine equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@near mortar planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@oak temple and @main python relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@lofty dove looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@near mortar tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @raw moss's head instead. @raw moss died.

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@oak temple breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @oak temple died.

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@lofty dove found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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The Cyborg hacked into @main python's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@livid shuttle summoned the Old One's Army while @near mortar was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @near mortar died.

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@tight niche built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @lofty dove was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @lofty dove died.

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@long vine saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @main python instead. @main python died.

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@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@long vine adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@livid shuttle mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@livid shuttle drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@long vine's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 4th place: @main python
150 points go to 5th place: @lofty dove
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main python Oct 18, 2025, 6:38 AM

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oblique furnace Oct 18, 2025, 7:08 AM

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amber ermine Oct 18, 2025, 7:23 AM

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tight niche Oct 18, 2025, 7:29 AM

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exotic plume Oct 18, 2025, 8:18 AM

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brave shore Oct 18, 2025, 8:30 AM

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unreal moat Oct 18, 2025, 8:49 AM

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copper portal Oct 18, 2025, 9:05 AM

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oak temple Oct 18, 2025, 9:11 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @amber ermine, @main python, @exotic plume, @raw moss, @oak temple, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @long vine, @brave shore, and @oblique furnace
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@amber ermine was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @amber ermine died.

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@main python went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @long vine had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @main python died.

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@tight niche tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@brave shore tried to kill @oblique furnace by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @oak temple was flattened by a road roller. @oak temple died.

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@raw moss thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@copper portal became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@raw moss drew swords on the ground. @unreal moat started stomping all over them. Furious, @raw moss picked one up and stabbed @unreal moat with it.. @unreal moat died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @exotic plume randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@oblique furnace was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @oblique furnace died.

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@tight niche was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@copper portal heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @copper portal died.

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@brave shore found the Last Prism. Then @long vine found another one, meaning that @brave shore's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@raw moss wanted to start a band, and recruited @exotic plume as their keyboard player. @exotic plume showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@brave shore buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@tight niche and @long vine had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@tight niche headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @long vine had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@exotic plume and @brave shore were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@raw moss tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@exotic plume sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @exotic plume died.

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@brave shore found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@raw moss tried to use forbidden magic to erase @long vine from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @long vine die, so nothing actually happened.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @brave shore wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@raw moss thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@long vine started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@long vine flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @long vine died.

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@brave shore started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@raw moss used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@tight niche painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@brave shore asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @tight niche was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @tight niche had ever been in. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@raw moss performed surgery on a grape.

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@brave shore pickpocketed @raw moss, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@brave shore looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@raw moss used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@raw moss was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@raw moss chased @brave shore with their Brand of the Inferno. @brave shore tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @raw moss. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @exotic plume
150 points go to 6th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 7th place: @oblique furnace
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @main python

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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zenith moon Oct 18, 2025, 9:39 AM

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near mortar Oct 18, 2025, 9:42 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 18, 2025, 9:44 AM

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raw moss Oct 18, 2025, 9:45 AM

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long vine Oct 18, 2025, 10:12 AM

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main python Oct 18, 2025, 10:22 AM

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mystic mesa Oct 18, 2025, 10:26 AM

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tight niche Oct 18, 2025, 10:30 AM

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jolly swift Oct 18, 2025, 11:06 AM

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remote pumice Oct 18, 2025, 11:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @main python, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @long vine, and @zenith moon
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@mystic mesa started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @mystic mesa died.

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@raw moss's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @tight niche and @main python's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @raw moss died.

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@zenith moon consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@tranquil wyvern fired their bow at @remote pumice, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @tranquil wyvern gave up.

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@near mortar dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @long vine, but @long vine simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @near mortar died.

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@long vine mistook @zenith moon's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @zenith moon's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @zenith moon died.

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@tranquil wyvern was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @tranquil wyvern suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@main python was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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A monkey dramatically raised @main python up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @main python off said cliff. @main python died.

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@tranquil wyvern didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@tight niche decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@remote pumice started blocking @jolly swift's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@tight niche used a Laser Drill to literally bore @jolly swift to death. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @main python
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith moon
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @mystic mesa

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main python Oct 18, 2025, 11:38 AM

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mystic mesa Oct 18, 2025, 11:38 AM

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unreal moat Oct 18, 2025, 11:42 AM

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remote pumice Oct 18, 2025, 11:49 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 18, 2025, 11:52 AM

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jolly swift Oct 18, 2025, 11:55 AM

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brave shore Oct 18, 2025, 11:55 AM

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toxic lichen Oct 18, 2025, 11:56 AM

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long vine Oct 18, 2025, 11:58 AM

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dire helm Oct 18, 2025, 12:09 PM

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copper portal Oct 18, 2025, 12:17 PM

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oblique furnace Oct 18, 2025, 12:18 PM

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amber ermine Oct 18, 2025, 12:18 PM

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near stirrup Oct 18, 2025, 12:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 18, 2025, 12:27 PM

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brave shore Oct 18, 2025, 12:28 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@main python, @fathom barn, @remote pumice, @oblique furnace, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @toxic lichen, @unreal moat, @dire helm, @mystic mesa, @copper portal, @tight niche, @near stirrup, and @amber ermine
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@unreal moat built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@main python was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @main python died.

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@oblique furnace started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @oblique furnace died.

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@brave shore tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @brave shore died.

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@mystic mesa developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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@tight niche brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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No one told @toxic lichen that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @toxic lichen died.

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@dire helm got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@unreal moat activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @unreal moat died.

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@remote pumice dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @fathom barn fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@dire helm took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @dire helm died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @copper portal was the trumpet, @amber ermine was the clarinetist, @fathom barn was the drummer, and @mystic mesa was the drum. @mystic mesa died.

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@jolly swift found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@remote pumice tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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@amber ermine's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@long vine needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@long vine started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@fathom barn tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@copper portal got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @tranquil wyvern got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @copper portal died.

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@tight niche tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

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@remote pumice was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@jolly swift argued with @fathom barn about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@long vine finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@fathom barn was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @fathom barn died.

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@remote pumice felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@near stirrup used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @tranquil wyvern alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@near stirrup accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @near stirrup died.

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@jolly swift found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@remote pumice lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift burst with happiness, quite literally. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@long vine played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@tight niche stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@long vine got burninated by Tim. @long vine died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @near stirrup
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @mystic mesa

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@remote pumice purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@zenith moon reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @zenith moon died.

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@tight niche got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@unreal moat thought that @jolly swift was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@pale lantern's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @pale lantern died.

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@brave shore found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@fathom barn spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@vocal fjord took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@fathom barn trash talked @long vine, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @fathom barn suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @fathom barn died.

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@brave shore was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @brave shore died.

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@remote pumice drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@unreal moat had the high ground, but @copper portal just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @unreal moat toppling to their doom. @unreal moat died.

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@copper portal pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @copper portal died.

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@amber ermine saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @amber ermine died.

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@vocal fjord had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @long vine shot them with an arrow. @vocal fjord died.

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@jolly swift stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @jolly swift died.

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@long vine and @remote pumice were having a nice picnic on the beach when @tight niche stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@remote pumice shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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@remote pumice tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche warned @tranquil wyvern not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tranquil wyvern trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@tranquil wyvern watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a Molotov Cocktail. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine talked with @tight niche about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @long vine, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @long vine died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @vocal fjord
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

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@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@thick steppe wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@brave shore tied up @mystic mesa and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @mystic mesa to die. However, @mystic mesa managed to escape from their bonds.

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@unreal moat built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@mystic mesa ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @mystic mesa died.

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@near mortar explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @near mortar died.

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@jolly swift baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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After @unreal moat went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@tranquil wyvern went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@sweet fractal was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@long vine walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @long vine died.

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@brave shore and @thick steppe were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @brave shore, but left @thick steppe alone because they smelled funny. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@tranquil wyvern looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@sweet fractal stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @sweet fractal died.

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@thick steppe walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @carmine cairn, who silenced @tranquil wyvern by filling their hiding place with water. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn was tired of @jolly swift constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @jolly swift's front yard. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @tight niche was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@carmine cairn spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tight niche went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @tight niche's canvas.

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@tight niche saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@mystic mesa thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @mystic mesa died.

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@near mortar tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@thick steppe pranked @remote pumice by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@unreal moat tried to get @jolly swift to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@oblique furnace was playing hide and seek with @carmine cairn and @jolly swift, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @oblique furnace died.

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@thick steppe went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @thick steppe died.

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@remote pumice tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Chain Gun. Obviously, this failed.

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@carmine cairn found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @jolly swift died.

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@brave shore tried to save @tight niche's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @brave shore died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@carmine cairn invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tight niche drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @oblique furnace
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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There are 12 players remaining.
@zenith moon, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @sacred grove, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @tight niche, and @blissful vale
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@zenith moon didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @zenith moon died.

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@unreal moat found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@jolly swift made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@blissful vale befriended @tranquil wyvern by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@brave shore was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@tight niche took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@remote pumice went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@carmine cairn constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@sacred grove encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @sacred grove died.

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@glacial totem tried to attack @carmine cairn with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @glacial totem to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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Congratulations, @unreal moat! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @near mortar. @near mortar died.

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@remote pumice modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@jolly swift was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @blissful vale. @blissful vale died.

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@tranquil wyvern uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@glacial totem threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @glacial totem unlocked the power of flight!

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@carmine cairn flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @brave shore when the world was flipped.

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@jolly swift tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@tight niche tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@glacial totem got quantum-entangled with @brave shore, and used this opportunity to force @brave shore to pick their own nose.

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@jolly swift tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice tried hacking into @carmine cairn's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @carmine cairn's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@remote pumice and @carmine cairn had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @tight niche sped up the process by stabbing @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@glacial totem thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche huddled around @brave shore to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @brave shore's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@tight niche tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@brave shore discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@carmine cairn won in a fight against @brave shore by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche saw @carmine cairn standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @blissful vale
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
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@zenith root got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@mystic mesa discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @mystic mesa died.

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@ebon matrix dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @ebon matrix died.

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@carmine cairn found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@copper portal combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@unreal moat used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @unreal moat died.

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@remote pumice invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote @earnest apex's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @earnest apex died.

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@tranquil wyvern finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@copper portal tried to kill @jolly swift with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@zenith root wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @zenith root died.

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@carmine cairn cut through @copper portal with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @copper portal died.

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@remote pumice hid from @carmine cairn by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to stab @jolly swift, but @jolly swift's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@tranquil wyvern was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@carmine cairn got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @carmine cairn wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @carmine cairn was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@remote pumice threatened @tight niche with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tight niche informed @remote pumice as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche was buried under an avalanche that @carmine cairn had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

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@blissful vale walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @blissful vale died.

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@jolly swift shot @tight niche with a Water Gun. @tight niche shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@remote pumice purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@glacial totem sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@mystic mesa made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @mystic mesa died.

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@carmine cairn ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@remote pumice entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@raw moss crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@unreal moat fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @glacial totem found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @jolly swift with bug spray. @jolly swift died.

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@glacial totem realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn placed chests all over the world except where @raw moss was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@tight niche was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@carmine cairn saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@tight niche was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@carmine cairn tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@tight niche trapped @carmine cairn in a maze, but while they were taunting @carmine cairn, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@carmine cairn was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tight niche caught them in time.

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@carmine cairn sat on a wall. @carmine cairn had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @carmine cairn together again. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @mystic mesa
100 points go to 10th place: @blissful vale

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@mystic mesa drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @mystic mesa died.

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@raw moss considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@tight niche felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @astral glacier took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@earnest apex drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @next hemlock was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@jolly swift decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@glacial totem watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@carmine cairn tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@glacial totem bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @glacial totem was blown to smithereens. @glacial totem died.

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@remote pumice stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@carmine cairn started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@next hemlock wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@earnest apex fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @earnest apex died.

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@jolly swift drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@exotic plume accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @exotic plume died.

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@raw moss built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@jolly swift ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern complained to @astral glacier that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@astral glacier stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @astral glacier's ego received a small boost.

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@carmine cairn replaced @remote pumice's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @remote pumice died.

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@next hemlock didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @tranquil wyvern's. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@astral glacier thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche slammed @next hemlock into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@carmine cairn used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@tight niche visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @tight niche felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@raw moss traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@carmine cairn tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @carmine cairn's mouth.

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@tight niche drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @exotic plume
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

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median sphinx Oct 18, 2025, 7:42 PM

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@jolly swift rescued @long vine from drowning, but in reverse. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem was cornered by @remote pumice, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@raw moss spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@carmine cairn and @sacred grove were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @carmine cairn played solitaire. @sacred grove stood behind them and watched.

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@sacred grove stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @sacred grove died.

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@median sphinx caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @median sphinx died.

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@tight niche sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@tight niche threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Venus Magnum.

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@tranquil wyvern was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @jolly swift extremely rich.

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@glacial totem, @carmine cairn, and @tight niche worked on a group project, but it looked like @glacial totem was doing most of the work.

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@jolly swift tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@jolly swift opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @jolly swift's neck. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @tight niche died.

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There was a snake in @glacial totem's boot! @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@carmine cairn's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@carmine cairn spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @raw moss. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @median sphinx
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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long vine Oct 18, 2025, 8:37 PM

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earnest apex Oct 18, 2025, 8:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 8:43 PM

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zenith moon Oct 18, 2025, 8:44 PM

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remote pumice Oct 18, 2025, 8:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 8:46 PM

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jolly swift Oct 18, 2025, 8:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 8:47 PM

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oak temple Oct 18, 2025, 8:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 8:55 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 18, 2025, 9:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 9:15 PM

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twilit quarry Oct 18, 2025, 9:18 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 9:18 PM

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@twilit quarry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @twilit quarry, @raw moss, @oak temple, @remote pumice, @old hedge, @zenith moon, @long vine, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@earnest apex was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@oak temple built a floating city and named it "England".

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@twilit quarry got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @twilit quarry died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @oak temple farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @oak temple died.

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@zenith moon and @old hedge engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @old hedge blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @old hedge died.

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@zenith moon fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @zenith moon died.

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@long vine iwwegawy owoed to @jolly swift and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @long vine died.

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@earnest apex ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @earnest apex's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@jolly swift tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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The moon hit @raw moss's eye like a big pizza pie. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith moon
100 points go to 8th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @twilit quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main python Oct 18, 2025, 9:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 9:37 PM

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raw moss Oct 18, 2025, 9:39 PM

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long vine Oct 18, 2025, 9:45 PM

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remote pumice Oct 18, 2025, 9:49 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 9:49 PM

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earnest apex Oct 18, 2025, 9:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 9:52 PM

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glacial totem Oct 18, 2025, 9:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 9:55 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 18, 2025, 10:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 10:07 PM

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old hedge Oct 18, 2025, 10:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 10:07 PM

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median sphinx Oct 18, 2025, 10:12 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 10:12 PM

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@median sphinx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 18, 2025, 10:16 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 10:16 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hard dagger Oct 18, 2025, 10:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 10:20 PM

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@hard dagger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hard dagger, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @main python, @glacial totem, @median sphinx, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @old hedge, @earnest apex, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@old hedge wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@main python was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@carmine cairn, @glacial totem, and @long vine raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@glacial totem summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@earnest apex finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @hard dagger caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@median sphinx attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @median sphinx died.

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@earnest apex gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @old hedge, who was in the front row. @old hedge died.